#just like listening to my mother being so mean to our cats but oo so nicey to the dog

[featheredcritter]

Dogs have this very special magic to them that makes people around them stupid and annoying

#thoughts #classic 'not all dog people' disclaimer #like despite disliking dogs a lot like a lot i have like #no hate for them you know they're just animals doing their thing #but ooo dog people everyday i'm reminded of my distate for dog people #just like listening to my mother being so mean to our cats but oo so nicey to the dog #shell throw the cats outside under rain and cold (let's not eveb get in the fact that they're allowed outside to begin with ever) #i hate that we have outdoor cats #but like nooo the dog can't go outside with the rain noo :( #like dogs melt peoples brain or something it makes them insufferable #(not all dog people again because you know i know im just) #didn't even get into the whole thing whete they feel so entilted and they should be able to do/go anywhere with their dogs #let them destroy wilderness and terrorize wildlife/pets and people #and if you say anything about it you're such a mean puppy hater WHATever #which my mother also does bc they let Alvin terrorize the cats and when they swipe at him they get punished #and they let him off leash during walks and we have lots of wildlife here which i can assure you doesn't want a huge dog to chase them #not to mention he almost got himself killed when he dove into a tall vegetation filled WITH HOGS #but whatever ok i'm done ranting -_-

[confidencekid]

65 Questions You’ve Probably Never Been Asked… 

          aka ‘mel gets bored and does an early 2010s style facebook survey’ 

First thing you wash in the shower? my chest/torso probably.

What color is your favorite hoodie? need more hoodies lol, i hate all of my current ones so i just perpetually wear t-shirts/tank tops/etc

Would you kiss the last person you kissed again? probably not. but i’d be a fool to rule out anything at all.

Do you plan outfits? lately i try to but it doesn’t really. work.

How are you feeling RIGHT now? mm bored but really nervous about actually posting this for people to see. i’ll probably look vain or something but i’m honestly just bored and feeling a little chatty and like talking about myself.

What’s the closest thing to you that’s red? just before you reach the red strawberry pin on the floor next to my bed there’s an arc and a question mark scrawled on a piece of paper in red ink.

Tell me about the last dream you remember having? um i’m really bad memory. i just remember it was something involving people from my real life, all in a situation that presented itself as vaguely realistic.

Did you meet anybody new today? do customers count? if not, then no.

What are you craving right now? well. nothing, until i was asked. now i’m craving physical affection and oh lord something else.

Do you floss? think of how often you go to a restaurant named luby’s or jim’s. now think about how often you go to mcdonald’s, or order from pizza hut. how often i floss is how often i go to luby’s. i’ve never been to jim’s but i’m thinking about going.

What comes to mind when I say cabbage? garbage pail kids

Are you emotional? very much. barely at all some moments. it’s the depression.

Have you ever counted to 1,000? no haha

Do you bite into your ice cream or just lick it? i bit it once just to see how fools are living like. if you don’t go down on that cone like a cock every single time from start to finish then what are you doing with your life?

Do you like your hair? it’s alright but i’m trying to like it more. i often feel like cutting it all off so i’m trying to stop that. but i’m also not. who knows, maybe i’ll cut it all off tomorrow. who knows.

Do you like yourself? probably not. but. i still feel myself sometimes, in some ways. like now. like tonight. i will not go into more detail, no, no way.

Would you go out to eat with George W. Bush? um lol HA. that actually made me really uncomfortable to think about asdjkngnjkdf lol

What are you listening to right now? myself typing, clicking, and tapping. also a/c units running outside and people messing with the trunks of their cars, probably. opp, some guy just randomly sang something.

Are your parents strict? my mother wanted to be, but in the end she was just very... overbearing. i think ‘opinionated’ is the word if we’re not using loaded language. my dad didn’t live with us but whenever me and my brother saw him he always tried to compensate and be the ‘cool guy’ and buy us stuff and take us places but i think deep down he wanted to beat our tails. now he’s just kind of there. lol

Would you go sky diving? lord help me. i have to, don’t i?

Do you like cottage cheese? yeah it’s cool and it goes with EVERYTHING. though i probably won’t be eating it so much since i’m restricting the dairy and gluten in my diet to... near-nonexistent levels.

Have you ever met a celebrity? local radio personality. i was like 12. my mom and him talked like real people and i just kind of stood there in awe. we listened to him almost every day. he will never not be a celebrity to me.

Do you rent movies often? redbox is cool but i’ve kind of been shying away from it lately. it just seems like a waste of money when things like the internet exist. redbox is more of an impulse thing at this point, like i’ll see it walking out of walmart or h-e-b or whatever and i’ll see something i haven’t watched yet and i’ll just. ooh hmm okay checkout checkout checkout where’s my card.

Is there anything sparkly in the room you’re in? yeah um i don’t even have to look it’s probably that bottle of victoria’s secret glitter lotion i have on the floor. now THAT was an impulse buy.

How many countries have you visited? only 1. venezuela. i guess technically panama doesn’t count since it was just the layover coming back from venezuela? i would probably normally count it but i had contracted some kind of weird traveler’s sickness by that point and i was barely even... ‘there,’ if you know what i mean. i slept, ate, and sicked.

Have you made a prank phone call? i participated in one but? i mostly find it funny to hear other people do them.

Ever been on a train? yup. lol.

Brown or white eggs? um brown are probably better for you but who cares?

Do you have a cell phone? mm

Do you use chap stick? sometimes. it makes me feel cool and good. i love the fruity flavors and how soft they have your lips feeling.

Do you own a gun? naw. not even a water gun, son.

Can you use chop sticks? in a symbolic sense

Who are you going to be with tonight? probably some online prostitute. ...i would say if i had money.

Are you too forgiving? well not anymore. i’d say i’m about average. i’m still pretty forgiving though, in the sense that i don’t really hold grudges.

Ever been in love? ugh yeah f moving on

What is your best friend(s) doing tomorrow? what best friend(s)

Ever have cream puffs? yum. them boys go *softcrunch* then *pooof*

Last time you cried? lol it just kind of happens and then i mostly forget about it. it wasn’t really... recently, though. probably a week or two ago.

What was the last question you asked? what best friend(s)

Favorite time of the year? winter. summer. tax season. who cares.

Do you have any tattoos? mm. yeah.

Are you sarcastic? i’m less ‘edgy sarcastic’ these days and more ‘please shut up.’ i guess i make really offbeat jokes sometimes that can be considered sarcasm with actual sarcasm bleeding through occasionally?

Have you ever seen The Butterfly Effect? if i have, i can’t remember the plot. probably not. any good? wait, you’re a survey, you can’t answer. uhh, i think it’ll be good.

Ever walked into a wall? probably. probably more than once.

Favorite color? i like purple. any shade of it really. i also like a lot of other colors quit putting me in a box lol

Have you ever slapped someone? in a high school play in 11th grade. i... still get sad thinking about that play, even though the memory of the Big Slap is a lighthearted one. the guy i had to slap was a real cutie about it, even though i had to slap him really hard and many times in rehearsal to make it believable.

Is your hair curly? yeah. always. eternally.

What was the last CD you bought? um. the disney dream duet cd? the gurren lagann radio cd? kidz bop 34? i honestly can’t remember. probably kidz bop 34 though since i pretty much listed those in order lol.

Do looks matter? if i don’t know you yet. but we can change that. quickly. trust me.

Could you ever forgive a cheater? only because i’d want to be forgiven. but i guess if i’m being honest, i’d have to have my idiot cap on that day to forgive someone who cheated on me, even if they apologized and cried/swore they’d never do it again, that it was a mistake, etc etc. wow i’m a real mean one. but i guess at the end of the day whether or not i forgive them just comes down to whether or not i believe their apology/repentance speech.

Is your phone bill sky high? *yui hirasawa voice* SKY HIGH!

Do you like your life right now? oo lol

Do you sleep with the TV on? no, not really. unless i fall asleep. but i don’t do it on purpose like a lot of people do.

Can you handle the truth? CAN YOU SMELLLLL, WHAT THE ROCK IS COOKIN’?! me neither, but he’s still cookin’ it. and pretty soon, that meal’s gonna be served.

Do you have good vision? oh no. no sweetie.

Do you hate or dislike more than 3 people? no. i don’t like doing that.

How often do you talk on the phone? whenever i have to. never really for non-business things except to check in with my sister. as far as skype/discord stuff goes, not often. i’m pretty much a fly-by-the-seat-of-my-pants person when it comes to dusting off that old mic and chatting with someone with voiceboxes.

The last person you held hands with? am i supposed to name them or like...? *awkwardly skirts the question*

What are you wearing? undah wear.

What is your favorite animal? cats probably. marine animals are pretty cool, too. i LOVE manatees. pretty much all animals are lovely and gifts to the world.

Where was your profile picture taken at? i had just finished battling some beastmen and they ran off into the sunset screaming something i couldn’t really make out and i was feeling really awesome.

Can you hula hoop? i’ve never really done it successfully, no. i think you either have to be in shape, or have rhythm. i’m not in the greatest shape right now, and i don’t have rhythm.

Do you have a job? yea

What was the most recent thing you bought? a garden salad with fajita chicken at chacho’s. mmmmmmmm. oh and whatever my sister ate. hot wings and freakin french fries

Have you ever crawled through a window? maybe lol. rip this survey

#lol #good night #also #me

[xenonmonster]

A Disney Song List To Make Life A Musical

Disney Song List for your Life As you may guess, I love Disney with all my heart. If a Genie would grant me a wish, I would wish for life to be a musical, and Disney makes that crazy dream come true. So without further a due, here is a list of Disney songs matched with moods and themes, for your daily life! First and foremost - How to listen to a Disney song: Of course you can just enjoy the song! But here are some things that just bring them to life: 1. Listen to the lyrics. Although ANYONE can enjoy a good disney song, we must remember that disney movies essentially are made for a younger audience, and are all about the moral of the story. That’s why disney songs tend to have deep meaning within them, and these are told by their beautiful lyrics. Sometimes listening to the words being sung brings a new light to the song, and sometimes even your mind! 2. Memorize! Theres nothing more satisfying than knowing every word to a song you love. Disney songs are a great way to bring back nostalgia too, and what better way to do it to jam and sing it out loud? 3. Act it out! This is basically a one up of point nr.2, for us lovers of theatre. Once you take on the character, their intention and start feeling the emotions the songs bring out, is when you really start to feel Disney work it’s magic on you. It’s not rare to have you jamming and dancing to a fun number when you’re in a good mood, and it’s even less rare to burst out into tears when listening to an emotional song that perfectly fits your situation. Alright, enjoy the list! They are in no particular order, and some songs are repeated since they fit multiple categories. All songs on the list are linked to the song itself, so have fun! The Dance-ability Scale: This is a scale to show how dance-able the song is. So for example, if you feel like listening to a 'Chasing dreams’ category song, but you’re feeling happy, you can make sure it’s a fun song that lifts your spirits rather than accidentally picking a slow musical number. 1: Quiet listening and appreciating the music 2: Head bobbing; Tapping feet 3: Shimmy Shoulders 4: Intense Jazz Hands 5: Go wild! Songs about Chasing Dreams: Out There - The Hunchback Of Notre (2.5) Almost There - The Princess And The Frog (3.5) I Can Go The Distance - Hercules (1.5) When Will My Life Begin - Tangled (3.5) For The First Time In Forever - Frozen (3.5) Touch the Sky - Brave (2) I Just Can’t Wait To Be King - The Lion King (5) After Today - A Goofy Movie (3.5) How Far I’ll Go - Moana (3) Part Of Your World - The Little Mermaid (2) I Wanna Be Like You - The Jungle Book (4.5) I’m wishing / One Song - Snow White And The Seven Dwarfs (1) Little Town / Belle - Beauty And The Beast (3) One Last Hope - Hercules (3) I’ve got a Dream - Tangled (4) Someday My Prince Will Come - Snow White And The Seven Dwarfs (1) Just Around The Riverbend - Pocahontas (3) Like Other Girls - Mulan II (3.5) Lava - Lava (2) A Girl Worth Fighting For - Mulan (3) True Love’s Kiss - Enchanted (3) A Dream Is A Wish Your Heart Makes - Cinderella (1) When We’re Human - The Princess And The Frog (4) Strangers Like Me - Tarzan (3.5) When You Wish Upon A Star - Pinocchio (1) Jack’s Lament - Nightmare before Christmas (3) Perfectly Perfect - Cinderella III (3) How To Believe - Tinker Bell And The Great Fairy Rescue (2) In A World Of My Own - Alice In Wonderland (2) Beautiful Love Songs: Can You Feel The Love Tonight - The Lion King (1) If I Never Knew You - Pocahontas (1) So Close - Enchanted (1) One Song - Snow White and The Seven Dwarfs (1) Tale As Old As Time - Beauty And The Beast (1) A Whole New World - Aladdin (3) I See The Light - Tangled (1) Evermore - Beauty And The Beast (2017) (1) Heaven’s Light - The Hunchback of Notre Dame (1) Love Will Find A Way - The Lion King II (1) I Wonder - Sleeping Beauty (1) So This Is Love - Cinderella (1) Bella Notte - Lady And The Tramp (1.5) Fun Love Songs: Once Upon A Dream - Sleeping Beauty (2) Love Is An Open Door - Frozen (4) I Won’t Say I’m Love - Hercules (4) Something There - Beauty And The Beast (2.5) He’s a Tramp - Lady And The Tramp (3) Kiss The Girl - The Little Mermaid (4) That’s How You Know - Enchanted (4) True Love’s Kiss - Enchanted (3) Evil Love Song - Phineas And Ferb (3.5) Gitchi Gitchi Goo - Phineas And Ferb (4) A Guy Like You - The Hunchback Of Notre Dame (4) A Whole New World - Aladdin (3) Upendi - The Lion King II (4) Ma Belle Evangeline - The Princess And The Frog (2) Bella Notte - Lady And The Tramp (1.5) Journeys: Son Of A Man - Tarzan (3.5) One Last Hope - Hercules (3) I’ll Make A Man Out Of You - Mulan (4) On My Way - Brother Bear (3.5) On The Open Road - A Goofy Movie (4) What’s This - The Nightmare Before Christmas (4) Good Doggy, No Bone - The Fox And The Hound (3) Beyond The Sea - Finding Nemo (3) Put That Thing Back Where It Came From, Or So Help Me - Monsters Inc. (5) I’m Still Here - Treasure Planet (2) Gonna Take You There - The Princess And The Frog (3) Cultural, Themed Honour To Us All - Mulan (2) Colors Of The Wind - Pocahontas (2.5) Where You Are - Moana (4) We Know The Way - Moana (4) Hawaiian Rollercoaster Ride - Lilo & Stitch  (4) He Mele No Lilo - Lilo & Stitch (3) Circle Of Life - The Lion King (2.5) Gospel Truth I,II,II - Hercules (4.5) Topsy Turvy - Hunchback of Notre Dame (4) We Are One - The Lion King II (2) Two Worlds - Tarzan (3) Touch The Sky - Brave (2) Steady As The Beating Drum - Pocahontas (3) He Lives In You - The Lion King II (2) This is Halloween - The Nightmare before Christmas (4.5) Savages - Pocahontas (1) Arabian Nights - Aladdin (3) The Court Of Miracles - The Hunchback Of Notre Dame (4)                           Down In New Orleans - The Princess and The Frog (3) All In The Golden Afternoon - Alice In Wonderland (2) Be Our Guest - Beauty And The Beast (4)

Magical, Fun Lifestyle Songs: Hakuna Matata - The Lion King (4) The Bare Necessities - The Jungle Book (3.5) Thomas O’ Malley - Aristrocats (2.5) Under The Sea - The Little Mermaid (5) Prince Ali - Aladdin (5) Why Should I Worry - Oliver And Company (5) Streets Of Gold - Oliver And Company (4) A Spoonful Of Sugar - Marry Poppins (3) You Can Fly - Peter Pan (2) Heigh Ho - Snow White And The Seven Dwarfs (3) Life Is A Highway - Cars (4) Dig A Little Deeper - Princess and The Frog (4) Everybody Wants To Be A Cat - Aristrocats (3) The Wonderful Thing About Tiggers - Winnie The Pooh (4) Today Is Gonna Be A Great Day - Phineas and Ferb (5) Whistle While You Work - Snow White And The Seven Dwarfs (3.5) Happy Working Song - Enchanted (3.5) The Silly Song - Snow White And The Seven Dwarfs (4) Perfect World - The Emperors New Groove (5) A Very Merry Unbirthday To You - Alice In Wonderland (4) Le Festin - Ratatouille (2) I’ve Got No Strings - Pinocchio (3) Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious - Marry Poppins (4) Bibbidi Bobbidi Boo - Cinderella (3) Perfect Isn’t Easy - Oliver And Company (3.5) The Work Song - Cinderella (3) Let Me Be Good To You - The Great Mouse Detective (3) Oo-De-Lally - Robin Hood (2)                                                                           Chim Chim Cheree - Marry Poppins (3)                                                            One Jump Ahead - Aladdin (3.5)

Empowering Songs: Zero To Hero - Hercules (5) Let It Go - Frozen (3.5) I am Moana - Moana (1) You’re Welcome - Moana (4) Try Everything - Zootopia (4) A Star Is Born - Hercules (5) Perfect Isn’t Easy - Oliver And Company (3.5) Stand Out - A Goofy Movie (5) For A Moment - The Little Mermaid II (3) Almost There - The Princess And The Frog (3.5) Friendship And Family: You’ve Got A Friend In Me - Toy Story (2) Friend Like Me - Aladdin (5) We Are One - The Lion King II (2) You’ll Be In My Heart - Tarzan (2) Two Worlds - Tarzan (3) He Lives In You - The Lion King II (2) Nobody Else But You - A Goofy Movie (3) I’m Still Here - Treasure Planet (2) Best Of Friends - The Fox And The Hound (2) If I Didn’t Have You - Monsters Inc. (3 You And Me - Oliver And Company (1) Little Wonders - Meet The Robinsons (2.5)                                                       Eye to Eye - A Goofy Movie (5) Beautiful Sad Songs: Our Town - Cars (1) Reflection - Mulan (1) God Help The Outcasts - The Hunchback Of Notre Dame (1) Not One Of Us - The Lion King II (2) Villain Songs: Be Prepared - The Lion King (4) Prince Ali Reprise - Aladdin (3) Poor Unfortunate Souls - The Little Mermaid (3.5) Gospel Truth II - Hercules (1) Shiny - Moana (4) Hellfire - The Hunchback Of Notre Dame (1.5) Oogie Boogie’s Song - The Nightmare Before Christmas (4) Friend’s On The Other Side - The Princess And The Frog (3) Mother Knows Best - Tangled (4) My Lullaby - The Lion King II (2) Savages - Pocahontas (1) Gaston - Beauty And The Beast (5) Mine Mine Mine - Pocahontas (3) Cruella De Vil - 101 Dalmatians (3) The Mob Song - Beauty And The Beast (3.5) The World’s Greatest Criminal Mind - The Great Mouse Detective (3.5) Trust In Me - Jungle Book (0.2)                                                                    Siamese Cat Song - Lady And The Tramp (1) It’s Our House Now - Disney Villains (3)

Hope you Enjoy! Feel free to message me, if you find a song you love missing :)

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