#just. dick FLINGING kate into the air she is LOVING it bruce is TERRIFIED alfred thinks you should PICK A ROOM WITH TALLER CEILINGS

[sergeant-angels-trashcan]

Yall have got me. IN.SANE. abt kate bishop+batboys:

A multiversal teamup where everyone is looking to Kate to lead because shes worked in both universes and Batman respects her ability, and where batman goes there goes the justice league and it is SO. AWKWARD. For Tony and Cap. Clint is both proud and laughing his ass off

Dick is VERY turned on by in-charge Kate

Somehow Kate and Loki get trapped in Gotham and they have to pretend to be normal, so Loki goes to school with Damian

It's just as awful as you are imagining

What about Kate performing cello music on the street because she doesn't technically exist in this universe so she can't do pretty much anything that requires an ID

Damian sees her and is like "your technique is adequate" and convinces Bruce to hire her as his music teacher and everyone is very uwu about her because she's so sweet

Smash cut to her bleeding and covered in soot as Hawkeye blows up a Joker hideout

Kate and Damian being the first to recognize each other in costume and they're very chill about it (Damian invites her over for post-mission pizza and Dick is like how do u know where he lives tho)

Damian has a crush on Kate because he's a fucking 10 year old and he just would

But he's also an imminently reasonable 10 year old so he knows it's highly unlikely Kate will ever marry him. A list of suitable spouses is

Richard

Father

Jason

Cass

Jason and Cass switch spots in acceptability depending on how mad he is at Jason

Am I saying Damian matchmaker? I mean yes obviously and he's fucking terrifying about it

Everyone is afraid of Damian and Natasha together but they don't really like each other

They respect each other as assassins and child weapons

However if Natasha met a young CASS, Natasha would be like "this is my ballet murder child"

Dick (or Jason) (actually all the batfam) are SO SO worried for when Hawkeye meets Green Arrow. What if she likes him better? Her partner in her universe was an archer, makes sense she would want to work with another one. What if she MOVES? How will Damian ensure she marries into the Greater Wayne Family System if she is with OLIVER QUEEN?

(And the thought of Oliver not liking Kate doesn't cross anyone's mind because that doesn't even make SENSE, how could he not like her???)

But Kate and Oliver hate each other so much they literally have to be kept separate or they will derail whatever is going on with petty arguments and passive aggressive remarks towards each other

Kate being very excited every time the Batfam catches her when she's falling from a building :D

#kate bishop #hawkeye #batman #batfam #dick grayson #jason todd #damian wayne #red hood #nightwing #also the height differences are KILLING me #idk how tall dick is #i imagine close to jason? #jason is like a foot taller than her. #duo acro routine my beloved #just. dick FLINGING kate into the air she is LOVING it bruce is TERRIFIED alfred thinks you should PICK A ROOM WITH TALLER CEILINGS