#kakyoin is a gremlin fight me

[nanivinsmoke]

Could I please get hcs for the crusaders having an s/o that looks and dresses all dainty and weak, until they flex and it's like looking at a tiny buff gremlin with an equally as demonic looking stand?

of course! shoutout to my friends who helped me come up with some of these headcanons, i appreciate you so much.💗

Head canons for the SDC with a weak looking S/O that turns out to be strong as hell

Joseph

“OH MY GOD!”

His eyes nearly bulged out of his sockets when he seen you kick some ass.

He couldn’t believe that you were this badass, despite the way you dressed/acted.

He’s watching you in amazement while you give the enemy stand user hell.

When you finally finish, he’s bombarding you with all sorts of questions.

“Why haven’t you shown me this side before!”

He’s admiring the change in your looks as well

He couldn’t believe you were this buff under those.

“When we’re done with this mission, I’m coming to the gym with you”

He then begins to tell the rest of SDCs how cool you are.

Kakyoin

He had a feeling you were this strong

When he seen you fight, he began to admire how strong you were.

“That’s my S/O. I knew they had it in em”

He’s happy that you’re able to protect yourself and wants to know more about this “other side” of you

When you’re done giving them hell, he as a few questions for you.

“How did your stand come about? And was it always this way?”

You’re special to him, he feels that now that he knows you can protect yourself; he doesn’t have to worry.

Although he would still want to protect you in fights, despite you being strong as hell.

Seeing you kick ass, reminds him he isn’t alone anymore.

Avdol

“Is that Y/N?!”

He couldn’t believe that you were the same person that he used to push behind himself during a fight.

He’s watching from the sidelines as you tear the enemies a new one

“Mr. Joestar, is that my S/O? The same one that we thought was weak”

He eyes you in awe, as you move with ease, like this isn’t new to you.

He could tell there’s no fear in your body

Once you finish, you collapse in his arms, tired after your latest battle.

Just like the other’s he has a few questions on his mind

“So Y/N, what’s the name of your stand?”

Polnareff

“Est-ce mon amour ?” (Is that my love?)

He’s totally fangirling once he sees your change

He had no idea you were this strong

He’s definitely hyping you up while you beat the shit out of enemy

“Mon amour, où tu es toujours ce mauvais cul?” (My love were you always this badass)

Polnareff is honestly your biggest supporter, he wants to see this side of you more often.

“Another strong person on our side!”

Be ready for all his questions, he has a lot

“I know you prefer your other side, but let this one come out once in a while. Oui?” (Yes)

Jotaro

“Good Grief”

This man is a little upset with you.

Why did you hide such strength from him?

All this time he was protecting you, when you could handle your own.

Now don’t get him wrong, he’s still not letting you get into harms way.

He feels good knowing that you’re just as strong as him.

He’s honestly happy that he could rely on your strength, another strong person to help save his mother.

“I should’ve known you were like some caged beast, ready to be unleashed”

He pulls you in close, with a small smile creeping up onto his face.

“Good Job”

#jotaro x reader #joseph x reader #polnareff #polnareff x reader #kakyoin x reader #avdol x reader #jotaro #joseph #Avdol #kakyoin #jojo bizarre adventure #jjba #jjba part 3 #stardust crusaders #jojo headcanons #jjba sdc #sdc headcanons #fluff headcanons #yare yare daze

[soupbabe]

Heard you wanted to be spammed with requests-

So uh- Idk if you do platonic headcanons but- maybe platonic Stardust crusaders with a pillar crusader? Doesn't matter what,,, gender the bby pillar person is,,, just,,, sweet pillar babe who's tall af- and totally acts like a doofus at times---

You dont have to do this tho uvu

Stardust Crusaders + Pillarman! Reader HCs

It says Pillar*man* in title, but reader will be gender neutral, I think that's just the species (?) name! Also I like doing platonic requests so I don't mind doing this at all ! <3

Joseph Joestar

He met you around the time he met Santana

You were stuck in the same Pillar as the youngest pillarman, also playing the role of a guard dog before you were turned into stone

The main difference between you and your (uh forced adopted?) brother is that your face broke out in a huge smile and giggles filled the room when he booped your nose and told you to be happy

You were loyal to Kars, but throughout the time in Battle Tendency that decreased due to the realization that he never cared about you and did abandon you without thought

Joseph was there to comfort you through it and you helped in defeating Kars in return

After BT, you were sent to be studied at the Speedwagon Foundation and years later they were able to replicate the red stone of Aja for you

Ultimate Y/N ! Ultimate Y/N !

Sunburn no more

You became a nature deity, similar to Kars

First thing you did when the study was done was prank Joseph into thinking that the Ultimate Lifeform came back

Although it didn't work all too well, your forced down smile and stifled giggles definitely wasn't a sign of Kars, despite the mighty wings you sprouted

You lived with Suzi Q and Joseph for the majority of your new life and you adored being apart of their lives

Also they did make you babysit Holly numerous times even though you had no idea what a human baby looked like until now

Should've learned their lesson when one time you were caught making a rough sketch of what would have been a traditional pillarman tattoo on a 10 year old Holly, claiming that it's needed for her to grow up big and strong like you

Although you weren't a stand user, you had experience fighting ancient supernatural beings stronger than some stand users and you were a deity among men. Joseph didn't wait to take you with him when he found out that Dio was making a return

When Holly got sick and it was clear the crusaders had to go to Egypt, you didn't hesitate to sign up. It was a rare time that you were serious and your loyalty to your aged best friend shined through. You loved his family and you saw Holly grow up, of course you'd be there for him

Throughout SDC, you mostly just laughed at him (mostly during the fight with Mariah) and cracked jokes with him to ease tense situations

Also that bit at the end of the show where he pretended that Dio possessed his body?? He got that from you and you both laughed while Jotaro gave you both a glare

Iggy

Oh my god you barked back.

Y'all gossip with each other in dog, you're a nature deity, of course you can understand him perfectly

Added bonus of your powers is that he naturally relaxes with you

Sleepy gremlin

Jotaro Kujo

It took him a while to warm up to you

You were raised by Kars and Esidisi, dealing people who come off as cold and have occasional outbursts of anger come natural to you

He first doesn't think of you as anything when he first saw you

It wasn't until you sized him up, easily towering over the 6'5" teen, his eyes widened in astonishment a little

He has no problems with you, you're respectful to his mother and you respect his privacy for the most part

You're real bonding moment was when you made a lame, but fairfly obscure, fish pun when beating up the stand user of Dark Blue Moon

You both talked about marine life, he was genuinely interested in your experiences with ancient marine species and types of life before evolution made them what they were today

Although he doesn't like the happy go lucky types of people (they remind him of his annoying fangirls) you'll be the exception

A moment you both really became friends was in the Steely Dan fight

You shot your hand up in excitement, offering to aid in beating the hell out of the cocky bastard that mistreated Jotaro and Joseph

It was a good moment for you both to have light hearted banter and you ended the fight with a smile and a high five

Although persuading Joot to do the high five went more like: "Jotaro please" "No." "Pleassseeeeeee" "*sigh* Leave me alone after this."

I thank that you can't see stands. I can only imagine the endless lighthearted fights you and Star Platinum would have, you both giving each other proud smiles of how strong your friend has become

Noriaki Kakyoin

You gave a welcoming and cheerful aura when he woke up at the Kujo household

Out of all Crusaders, I do like to think that you would think of Kakyoin as more of a little brother

Probably because you miss Santana a bit tbh, red hair and a more reserved personality?? Easy for that to happen

Although you do make sure to keep that distinction between the two separate beings, gotta be healthy bby

You were one to always encourage him to get more out of his shell and be the friend he deserved

He would encourage you to speak about Pillarman society/culture when you both roomed together

One time you pranked him by giving him a handful cherries and giving him a tiny jumpscare when the cherries actually did turn back into your hand

Sometimes you both make fun of Polnareff together </3

Jean-Pierre Polnareff

,,,,big tall gentle giant? Oh my god he would've melted for you at first

He flirted with you first thing after the fight with Avdol, only to be immediately shut down with your laughter

It's not the first time someone hit on you, but his attempt was so cheesy and bad that it was funny

Don't worry he didn't keep on flirting with you though, it was clear that you weren't interested

That and you told him that you were over 1000 years old

You both were outgoing so it wasn't a big surprise that you two got along so well

He actually enjoys your tales of past fights and how it was like not being able to be in the sun for the longest time

That and he asked for hair care tips, your hair is very beautiful to him and to keep it as such even when you were turned to stone? Impressive

You both are dumbasses together, but you're the one to save his ass all the time

Especially during the first fight with Hol Horse, guns can't kill you and even then your skin can create a harsh shell to soften the blow

You just laughed it off, said that it tickled, and encouraged Polnareff to chase after the (now) frightened cowboy

You and Polnareff also have a lot in common too and you both are able to be for each other when it comes to Polnareff's grief over his sister and you technically being the only pillarman alive

Omg Y/N I can't believe you have yourself an emotional support himbo I'm jealous

You're also a wingman/wingwoman for him, years and years of experience (and using Joseph in his younger years as a "what not to do" reference) led you to being the perfect helper in getting whoever Polnareff wants

Muhammad Avdol

He's read about the Pillarmen, but he never thought that they were actually real

So when he met you he was flabbergasted

You and Avdol's friendship is like him unintentionally parenting a 7 foot 5 year old on one of those kid leashes

He knows that almost nothing can cause you great harm, but he still worries

Because of that his favorite form of hanging out with you involves chatting over tea or showing you foods you might not be aware of

In all honesty, it's greatly appreciated since your diet switched from vampires and humans to absorbing like 2-3 raw cows every other week. Your "palate" is not as expansive as you may think

While in India, you were able to buy some Henna and Avdol was very open to you giving him a mock Pillar tattoo

He wore it with pride and was very greatful

Sometimes when he gets homesick you make your arm into a chicken, and although it isn't the real thing, he appreciates it

You also show him ancient Pillar rituals too and it's his favorite thing to listen to

In return, you bother him to show you how to read tarot and tell him about (in your words) "occult business~"

You balance each other out and Avdol cherishes you greatly

When the mission to Egypt was over, he did name a chicken after you btw

#jjba #jojo's bizarre adventure #jjba part 3 #jojos bizzare adventure stardust crusaders #jjba x reader #stardust crusaders headcanons #stardust crusaders x reader #Joseph Joestar x reader #jotaro kujo x reader #jean pierre polnareff x reader #noriaki kakyoin x reader #muhammad avdol x reader #platonic x reader #platonic headcanons

[lonejoestar]

kakyoin >:3

First impression: Cute strange art boy. Will cut you.

Impression now: Fucking..... Spindly bitch. Weird frog mouth motherfucker. WILL CUT YOU. I love him so much but god can he be a little gremlin shit XDD I really like that he’s willing to call people out on their shit. Also that he has that Disaster Gay fashion sense.

Favorite moment: That’s a hard one.... He’s kinda Too Mean in canon [but so is everyone else :/] but I liked pretty much all of the fights he was in. Esp the Hanged Man, Death 13, and Dio [ :( ] fights. I also liked when he and Joots fuckin talked about like... Sumo wrestling during Wheel Of Fortune??? 

Idea for a story: Man, idk, this question puts me on the spot XDD

Unpopular opinion: He doesn’t fucking have a thing for Holly!!!!!! FUCK THAT SHIT!!!!!!!!!! Every time I see something about milfs and Kak, I want to strangle someone. Holly fucking sucks anyways. 

Favorite relationship: Him and Joots. Now, I mean most of this is our canon but I love how Kak is willing to tell Joots when he’s being a bitch when needed. I also love how Joots lets Kak tease and bully him gently. They Somft too.

Favorite headcanon: Tbh I like him and Joots being basically Inseperable after SDC, to the point where Kak just moves in with the Kujos and never goes home.

#Noriaki Kakyoin #Friend Shit #Asks

[plantbruno]

Ur avpol dads au has me thinking about not only avpol giving gio a chance to grow up with caring parents but avpol meeting the rest of the bucci gang as youngsters and looking out for them. Kak or one of the other crusaders visits one time and is like hey did u know ur house has a gremlin infestation I thought u guys only had ONE

“So, what’s with the teenagers?”

It was the question that had been haunting Kakyoin all evening. Maybe he’d dropped by unannounced, yeah, but that had never been an issue before. However, instead of being greeted with Giorno holding a geriatric and implausibly still-kicking Iggy in his arms, a young man in the worst crop top Kakyoin had ever seen in his life (which was saying something---he did know Joseph Joestar, after all) opened the door, nearly pulled a fucking gun on him, and then cheerfully invited him inside for pizza at Giorno’s distant call of hello. There, Kakyoin had faced a whole cluster of unfortunately-dressed teenagers.

Avdol and Polnareff glanced at each other. “They’re Giorno’s friends,” Polnareff finally said.

“Funny, I did manage to gather that much. Since when does Giorno have friends?”

“Excuse me?” Avdol said, eyebrow twitching.

“Friends like that,” Kakyoin amended. “Friends who invade his living space.”

“It’s a fairly recent development,” Avdol admitted.

“We should tell him,” Polnareff said, shifting to face Avdol better. Kakyoin felt his eyebrows climbing up.

“Tell me what?”

Kakyoin watched warily as Avdol absently took Polnareff’s hand in his prosthetic one. “Giorno runs the Italian mafia now,” Avdol said, and if Kakyoin couldn’t tell his frank tone apart from his bullshitting tone by now, he’d have thought that his friends were being assholes.

“What,” he said.

“Remember when I, like, was presumed dead. Throwback to that,” Polnareff began, and Kakyoin narrowed his eyes, refusing to take the bait and show a single sign that him being “dead” had affected his life at all. “Well, Giorno took liberty to avenge me.”

“From the stand user mafia boss that fucked you up,” Kakyoin added.

Polnareff shrugged. “Yes. And now, well...”

“Our son is a mafia boss,” Avdol finished, looking a fascinating cross between vaguely nauseated and horrifically proud.

“Huh,” Kakyoin said. “Frankly, I’d have expected Josuke or Jolyne to develop mob ties before Giorno. I’ve always thought your kid is kind of an angel.”

Polnareff pinched the bridge of his nose. “God, please, for the love of god, knock on wood. I cannot have a mob feud between Giorno and Josuke or Jolyne. I won’t survive it.”

Kakyoin snickered and obligingly leaned across the coffee table between them to lightly rap his knuckles against Polnareff’s skull. Polnareff batted him away.

“Don’t lose sleep over it, my love, Giorno would win anyway,” Avdol said, taking a sip from his tea.

Kakyoin opened his mouth to make a good case for Jolyne in all her ten-year-old glory, but closed it when Giorno walked down the stairs and into the kitchen. He returned to the living room with a glass of water and sat next to Avdol. “We were just talking about you,” Polnareff said.

“I know. I could hear.” Giorno turned his gaze on him, and Kakyoin was suddenly reminded of the first time he’d met him, back when he was five years old and didn’t talk to anyone and Kakyoin had been terrified that he was going to do something really fucked up like recount his fight with Death 13 to a traumatized toddler. Kakyoin felt a reminiscent sort of fear, looking at this teenager who held the kind of power that had poets writing cautionary tales against hubris for centuries. “How long are you staying, Uncle Kakyoin?”

Kakyoin shrugged. “Not sure yet.”

Giorno nodded. “I will properly introduce you to my friends tomorrow. Would you like to see what I do?”

Avdol and Polnareff went very still in that weird married couple way they had of telepathically communicating some dire message, and Kakyoin, as he was usually wont to do, ignored it. He gave as wide a smile as he could and said, “I would love that.”

Giorno nodded, seemingly satisfied. “I am going to sleep,” he announced, then gave his fathers each a kiss on the head before going back upstairs.

Kakyoin shook his head in silent wonder. “How often does he have all his friends over here?” he asked, returning to the original question of the night.

“Frequently,” Avdol said. “We don’t mind. Most of them are orphans or have an unstable homelife. We enjoy providing a resource of stability for them.”

Kakyoin resisted the urge to laugh at Avdol and Polnareff being a source of stability, because it was not only probably true for those kids, but it was probably also true of himself. He never showed up at Joseph Joestar’s house unannounced, at any rate. “So, you’re going to adopt them, too, huh?”

Polnareff choked on his next breath. “No.”

“Don’t fucking lie to me,” he said cheerfully, crossing his legs. “I heard Narancia say he has a room here.”

“They all have rooms here. It is a big house,” Avdol deadpanned.

“Whatever, I know I’m right.”

“You’re annoying,” Polnareff complained, beckoning to Iggy, who had just hobbled drowsily into the room, and picking him up to put on his lap as he approached.

“I liked them,” Kakyoin admitted. “They were weird, but I think they’re good for Giorno. They draw him out of his shell.”

That got him twin soft smiles that seemed reserved for proud fathers alone. “Yes,” Avdol agreed. “They do.”

“Well, I’m exhausted. I think Mista nearly killed me when I knocked on the door, and you know me, near-death experiences always get me a little bit sleepy,” he said, standing up and stretching, feeling his joints pop. He reached for his cane. “Is my room still mine?” he teased, smirking.

“Yes,” Polnareff said with an eyeroll. “Though Sheila did use it once.”

“Who’s Sheila? You’re telling me Giorno has more friends?”

“He is a charismatic boy,” Avdol said rather defensively.

“Ah, whatever. Good night, dads.”

“Hey,” Polnareff protested, while Avdol laughed and said, “Good night.”

#jjba #jojo's bizarre adventure #vento aureo #noriaki kakyoin #muhammad avdol #jean pierre polnareff #giorno giovanna #avpol #avpol raising giorno au #I LOVE YOU BASTARD UNCLE KAKYOIN

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Important facts I did not get to include in “Homebound” (I might in other fics later, whenever those happen if they do, but there’s no saying) that I think turned into just loosely-fic-related hcs halfway through??

literally everyone except Koichi from the main gang is trans

(most of them are binary trans, except Rohan who’s genderfluid)

(if you count Joseph into the gang too despite not even being in the fic: he’s nb)

originally only Jotaro flew out to Morioh at the start of part 4, Kakyoin went after him when it turned out he’d be staying long and fighting murderers (he left Jolyne to be watched over by Jotaro’s mum, as well as Polnareff and Avdol, tho they caused more trouble than worth)

Jolyne speaks both Japanese and English but mixes them to her heart’s content when allowed, hence her calling ppl Aunts and Uncles even amidst Japenese conversations

Kakyoin is an absolute gremlin still and the only difference between his bullshit and the kids’ is that he has an extra ten years of experience. he also calls Rohan a bitch on the daily

i didn’t get to fit it in anywhere but Okuyasu’s clothes (esp coats and shoes) are old and used enough that they should be getting tears all over, the reason they aren’t is bc Josuke adamantly fixes them the moment anything goes wrong at all

the stargazing scene wasn’t meant to be a “getting together” scene, they’re already dating by then (idk from when tho, don’t ask)

(i fucked the chronology a lil to make the fic flow better and it confused me the most)

this got left out for the sake of like. perspective i guess but the gang Absolutely consider Okuyasu family. Tomoko treats him like she treats Josuke and talks about him to others the way she does about Josuke too. Yukako could and would murder for him. When Kakyoin realised how wonderful a person Okuyasu is and how much he doesn’t Know that, his reaction was p much “oh shit i guess i have a son now”

technically the evolution of where Okuyasu sleeps during sleepovers with Josuke started with him on the couch, but that only worked like Once bc they kept going “it’s fine, we’ll talk just a bit more and then Okuyasu will go sleep on the couch” followed by them just passing out on Josuke’s bed together anyway

(it already happened before they started dating and it was no reason for a crisis, they both enjoy cuddling)

their first excuse for not letting Okuyasu sleep on the floor on the spare mattress was how cold it was and how the floor is even Colder

now every time Okuyasu sleeps over Tomoko gives him a goodnight kiss too. also a goodbye kiss if he doesn’t sleep over

#kata's chatter #jjba #OH GOD DO I GOTTA TAG EVERYONE NOW #nijimura okuyasu #higashikata josuke #hirose koichi #kishibe rohan #kujo jotaro #kakyoin noriaki #jolyne kujo #higashikata tomoko #yamagishi yukako #jotakak #josuyasu #headcanons #part 4 kakyoin