#kaley speaks

[juptierre]

Just found out I’m having a baby boy! Due in July! 💙

#Kaley speaks

[goldenshoyo]

I have 50+ asks on this account and it's stressing me out so I'm deleting most of them sorry

#but theres some old ass thirsts in there that I WILL be sharing #kaley speaks

[izvmimi]

someone un-enable me from ordering in

#mimi speaks #kendall rue kaley kashi dni

[reinabeestudio]

(notices the time) ah fuck

#6.34am.... kill me #BUT I DONT REGRET IT !!!! #Had to draw kalei before bed #I draw mikey often but he was missin kalei. Hashtag love wins #yomiel speaks

[valefars-ghoul-outback]

Who the fuck is Leana?

#Bowser Jr's Journey #I'm just guessing Kaley's a nickname because Dieter's an actual German name and Dieter does speak some german

[kaleis-kingdom]

So, what's the problem if bots follow you? I mean, nobody else can see who follows you anyways.

Do they even do anything besides randomly dm people? Like can they comment on posts if they follow you?

#genuine question #let's be real. #i never know what's going on #i just do my own thing #kalei speaks #my posts

[starry-hughes]

so disappointed in him until she knows the story

what happened??

she just gets a call that chase pushed someone to the ground at school. she leaves work and rushes to the school. charlie knows trevor is out of town until later this afternoon.

“we want her son to be expelled,” the other parents sneer as soon as charlie enters the office. chase sits quietly next to charlie. “now mr and mrs rogers, let’s calm down.”

“i’m sorry, what exactly happened?” charlie asks. “he pushed him down and he almost broke his arm!”

“chase zegras. look at me,” she says facing her son, “tell me what happened.”

“nothing.”

“chase.”

“he was bothering stephen and throwing sand at kaley. he said kaley couldn’t be a hockey player since she’s a girl.”

charlie nods before standing. “i assume chase will be ready to come into school tomorrow, i’ll be taking him home for the day.”

“mrs zegras we need to address the violence, it could be attributed to your husband’s job-”

charlie whips her head around. “i’m sorry but don’t say that. chase was handling bullying that your shit school ever has.”

“the student handbook says-”

“oh you piece of shit. if you cared what the handbook said, you would have helped the other kids and protect them. and i have decided that we most likely will be reconsidering contributing to the school fund.”

charlie looks at the other parents. “i hope your son is okay, i know you can’t exactly solve the issue of bad parenting over night.”

their mouths fall open and charlie swipes chase’s bag from the ground and knocks over pencils in a cup on the desk of the principal. that wasn’t intended but it makes the exit better.

chase doesn’t say anything until they are in the car. “mommy? are you okay?”

“yes baby, let’s go home.”

after a beat of silence, he speaks up “can i tell dad what happened?”

#charlie and trevor

[hopusthebrainlessfloof]

Aaaaaaand here it is

[Captions are provided!]

Inspired by @thekoopalingsandstuffs (and their side blogs ( @koopakidsandwhatnot and @spontaneouskoopalingblog ) as well as @maggie4thewin with all of their own voice posts for their aus!

Intro song: If I Had You (Adam Lambert)

More under the cut!

Voices:

Ludwig: Bandit (Bluey)

Wendy: Cosmo (Sonic X)

Roy: Bully (The Adventures of Super Mario Bros 3/ Super Mario World)

Morton: Wakko (Animaniacs)

Iggy: Yakko (Animaniacs)

Lemmy: Bluey (Bluey)

Larry: Bingo (Bluey)

Toadstool: Peach (Super Mario Bros Movie)

Bully: Angel Dust (Hazbin Hotel)

Kootie Pie: Baroness von Bon Bon (The Cuphead Show)

Big Mouth: Big Mouth (The Adventures of Super Mario Bros 3/ Super Mario World)

Kooky: Dexter (Dexter's Laboratory)

Cheatsy: Cheatsy (The Adventures of Super Mario Bros 3/ Super Mario World)

Hip: Pinkie Pie (My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic)

Hop: Fluttershy (My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic)

Topper: Cuphead (The Cuphead Show)

Hariet: Dot (Animaniacs)

Spewart: Mugman (The Cuphead Show)

Rango: Sterling Wright (Hell's Kitchen S13)

Hopus: Sody Pop (Chikn Nuggit)

Willow: Chikn Nuggit (Chikn Nuggit)

Peasley: Jack Skellington (The Nightmare Before Christmas)

Boom Boom: Shredder-Michelangelo (Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 1987)

Dieter: Tails (Sonic X)

Kaley: Himiko Toga (My Hero Academia/ Boku no Hero Academia)

Beef: Joseph Tinnelly (Hell's Kitchen S6)

Video Sources:

Bluey, Bingo, and Bandit

Cosmo

Bully

Wakko

Yakko

Peach

Angel Dust

Baroness von Bon Bon

Big Mouth

Dexter

Cheatsy

Fluttershy and Pinkie Pie

Cuphead and Mugman

Dot

Sterling

Chikn Nuggit and Sody Pop

Jack Skellington

Shredder

Tails

Toga

He can speak for himself, he knows who he is

#hopus art #hopus au #super mario #koopalings broodals and koopa kids #best fitness friends #prince peasley #boom boom #hopus broodal #broodals #koopalings #koopa kids

[rhyaxxyn]

𝐈𝐍𝐅𝐈𝐍𝐈𝐓𝐄 𝐓𝐀𝐍𝐆𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐒 - 𝑷𝑨𝑵𝑫𝑶𝑹𝑨'𝑺 𝑭𝑰𝑹𝑺𝑻 𝑨𝑷𝑷𝑬𝑨𝑹𝑬𝑨𝑵𝑪𝑬

She kneeled, panting amidst blood and guts, plenty of it splattered on her face and clothes. When their cart had separated, coming to a halt and the soldiers stood—blades ready—she’d done what she needed to do. It wasn’t like they could manage such a feat anyway. Bronze wasn’t enough. Neither was the black quartz-steel they’d strapped to her face.

Speaking of…

She yanked it off, the metal pins that kept it locked to her jaw ripping skin. It’d heal soon enough.

Pandora tossed the muzzle to the ground, sniffing as she did so. It clattered and slid into a body. Her actions weren’t short of slaughter. That, however, wasn’t a feat on her part. Humans went down easily enough. Especially when they were at such a disadvantage. It would require someone special to take down the universe’s first god.

The creator stood to her full height, glancing over her shoulder.

“I’m afraid you’re late to the party,” she said numbly. A goddess stood in the doorway, her grey eyes wide, her black hair tied in a ponytail. Another stood at her side, a god with gleaming, hard-as-iron orange eyes. She cocked a brow at the pair. Moons and planets.

Her eyes shifted to the goddess. “Why are you here?” Rather than wait to hear the answer, Pandora went to work wiping the blood off her face. The soldiers hadn’t made her bleed. Had they, black would’ve spilled with their red.

“You’re the first god,” she answered. Pandora couldn’t help but roll her eyes. “You were Queen of Kaleis.”

She damned the rest of the blood covering her and made for the doorway. The Moon Goddess didn’t bother barring her from leaving, didn’t even move, but the Planet God—with a frame near six and a half feet no doubt—blocked her from the exit.

Her weapon was summoned to her hand, no more than a whisper of air in her grasp before she was raising it, the blade erupting from the smoky stone hilt. The tip rested below his chin.

His eyes went wide. “That’s a stardust weapon.”

“So it really is you,” the goddess exclaimed.

Rather than answer, Pandora narrowed her eyes and pressed forward, the tall god moving without question. At last, she hopped from the train. Rubbing the engraving on the hilt, the blade collapsed into itself and she retreated, saying, “Leave me alone, and should you ever be unlucky enough to meet another god with one of these weapons, run.”

She was only a few steps away when the goddess was at her side. “But we need your help.”

“You’re better off without it.”

“Only you can stop the war.”

She spun on her heels to face her, her features contorted into something ferocious. It was enough to have the Moon Goddess reeling back, her hooded eyes cinched in confusion.

“There’s no stopping the war,” she hissed, shaking her head. “It’s inevitable. Whether we like it or not, QueenOmne and every one of the idiot gods who believes she’s the real monarch will follow her to war—and the Revolutionists…” Pandora took a step forward, a threat woven into the action. Out of the corner of her eye she saw the Planet God set his eyes upon her, his own promise of violence floating in the air between them. “The Revolutionists want us dead.”

Huffing, she turned back to the night. Death made the air heavy. One of her own gods was gone. It was as tangible as the touch of the breeze on her fingers as it brushed past. If only she’d known a day earlier—then war could’ve been prevented. A day earlier, and she could’ve kept her own creation from being slaughter; but the day was done, the night covering the world, and the war was well on its way to beginning.

#writeblr #writing #fantasy books #wtw community #writeblr community #writing community #writers of tumblr #tno #tno: infinite tangents #character intro

[juptierre]

It’s my birthday everyone say happy birthday!

#Kaley speaks

[summonernoctis]

Day 10: Episode Ignis

He holds his arm to his stomach and bows, perfectly proper, as he’s trained since childhood to do. When the dutiful seconds are up, he lifts his eyes to the throne. To his king, long may he reign. Each time he looks upon that face, it’s like seeing it for the first time in ten years all over again; he takes his time recommitting each smile line to memory.

For royalty, Noctis’s expression is casual. Relaxed, as if this is the same routine they’ve followed each morning for years and will continue to follow for as long as they live. And they will live. He’s made sure of it. Ignis’s arm falls to his side, and he stands tall.

“Your Majesty,” he addresses, and revels in the way it brings a spark to Noct’s eyes. Exasperated by the formal address, but fondly. He knows. Not just what the mere freedom of sitting in a room cost, but the depth of all that Ignis is imploring him to receive. 

Noctis opens his mouth to speak just as Ignis’s one good eye opens to darkness. It’s as though the power went out unexpectedly–and in a way it did. Whatever magic allowed him to glimpse this possibility has run its course. So has the possibility itself. If Ignis had only made the right choices, gauged the situation more wisely. If he hadn’t let his fear get the best of him, then…

The Carbuncle statue is cold in his hand. Well, then that might have happened. A miraculous win at the Crystal, a fruitful decade of research, and all of them at their king’s side in the end. It would have all led to that moment: Noctis on the throne, a kind and benevolent king.

Noctis is dead. Ignis had clenched his bloody shirt with dirty fingers, searching hopelessly for a pulse, a breath, a sign of any sort. Instead, he was forced to relinquish his hold for good.

It’s foolish to believe otherwise. Ignis has placed his whole life firmly on the foundation of science and reason. A person dies, and they never come back. Even with all the wonders of magic and the Crystal, wishing cannot reverse this fate. This death in particular had been fated long ago by the most powerful of wills. And yet…

He thinks of the spark in Noctis’s eyes. The Noctis that he just looked upon, confident and regal and heart pumping with a magic embedded beyond any gift of his family. He thinks of the soft edges of Noctis’s smile.

“A power greater than that of the six.” The astrals were not the most powerful beings in the cosmos. If the vision that the messenger gifted him were any indication, Noctis could defy their wills. He’d have the strength to carry on after the battle, to thrive despite the crushing weight of his heritage and enemies. 

And maybe if the vision were the least bit plausible–just maybe–Ignis could be stronger, too.

If I believe in wishes, if I can find the key, Perhaps it’s not too late to change the course of fate – Cause after all, I must be pretty great if you believed in me. (”If I Believed,” Music by AJ Holmes, lyrics by Kaley McMahon) @ignoct-week

#ignoctweek2022 #ignoct #ignoctweek #my fic #ffxv #final fantasy xv #final fantasy #me posting unedited unrevised gibberish at the last second lol #i just wanted to contribute something for ignoctweek #but i've been busy #so please excuse any mistakes here #i'll revise this later #and flesh out how ignis actually thinks he can rewind time lol #listen this is more of a tribute to 'if i believed' more than anything #like please listen to this song #and watch the musical if you like disney and wicked

[izvmimi]

yall i talk way too much i just saw my post number

#this is so embarrassing #i told kaley the number and said what am i on about #tell me why she said deku #and she’s right #mimi speaks

[ahungeringknife]

365: May 8

Venus' sky was a slick yellow-green. A soft rain slipped from the perpetual clouds that always seemed to cover the campus around the Ishtar Collective. It muddled Kaley's vision as she was laid on her back in the mud and grass. The rest of Glitterbomb was doing the same. All silent and still as corpses. A bird flew over them. A Venus Poppycock, that's what they were called. Technically a lizard with wings, since avians hadn't spawned from the Traveler's Light here on Venus, but everyone called it a bird. They weren't like the little flying dragonets. It was small. Only the size of a wren, or a chickadee.

"We should go, right?" Nef asked from a few feet away.

"I think I need to lay here a bit longer," Grey said.

Comms fell quiet again for a few more minutes. Behind them the massive unwinding gate was closed but hummed softly with Vex energy. The spire hung as a mocking lattice in the air off towards the cliffs, curling with potential energy.

"Anyone want to talk about it?" Archie asked.

"No," Kaley's voice said, joining everyone's chorus over comms.

There was quiet again.

"We should though," Archie said. She turned her head when he sat up. Like the rest of them he'd long since lost his regular armor amid the unbuilding of Vex construction and Reggie had had to remake it all a new out of Vex pieces. Kaley could feel every piece of her new coat and armor. She could feel the way the dead Vex reached out to connect to her Light. It didn't speak but the helmet shivered and shimmered around her head like a living thing. The Vex that Amelia had made all this from were long dead but if she listened too closely she could hear it still.

"I don't even know what to talk about," Grey said, still on the ground. "I don't even know what happened."

"Rigel, Kaley, you know anything about this?" Archie asked.

"The Vex are not my area of expertise," Rigel said, voice strangely droning, glitchy almost.

"Kaley?" Archie prodded when she wasn't forthcoming.

She looked over at Rigel laying next to her. His helmet was almost a mirror of her own, a Vex head cracked open around a glass void. His was the shape of a harpy, while her's was a goblin. He looked back at her in that unflinching facade. But she knew. He'd seen it too. They'd both seen it. Down amid the Gorgons. She'd almost gotten lost but a voice in the network had brought her back to the others. She'd just seen a Warlock against the darkness of the labyrinth, a Vex lattice around his head like a noose. She thought it had been Rigel. When she'd found the others Rigel had said she'd been followed by something the others couldn't quite see. A figure in the dark.

When little Kassy had first asked her to help her on Venus weeks ago now she'd read up on some papers about the place. Nothing by Osiris. Mostly because everyone just wrote around him and included him. There was nothing about the Vex or Venus that didn't have his thoughts trailing through and personally Kaley found Osiris' research dry, difficult, to read, and completely self important to the point it was boring. And she'd come across Pahanin and his rambling madness a Warlock had written down one time. Probably just to shut him up. But she remembered the names he'd said. Over and over like if he stopped he wouldn't remember them. That no one would remember them. Kabr, a Titan, and Praedyth the Warlock, who'd been lost in a Vault of Glass where time stretched to the ends of the cosmos in all directions, melting together into the Black Garden and the fabric of reality.

They had both seen a Warlock down in the labyrinth. And all she could think of were the ramblings of a mad man. She knew Rigel had read the same report. She knew because she'd sent it to him. They'd had a little giggle about it at the time. What foolish things Hunters could think.

He was not telling Archie.

"I study birds, Archibald. Not the Vex," she said as the silence started to stretch almost too long and turned back up to face the sky.

She was also not telling Archie.

#365 #writeblr #writblr #fanfiction #destiny #destiny 2 #destiny the game #VoG was real fucked up when you think abt it

[vbadabeep]

[dear-indies]

i mean this in the most respectful way, but should jack black be on the masterlist when he was in the film shallow hal, which used fat suits? as a fat person, that kind of gives me the ick.

hey! as a fat person too i have a weird and complicated opinion on that because fuck that movie and fuck everything that movie stands for but he's fat himself and ideas around fatphobia in 2001 were not what they are today. without taking the latter in to consideration people don't speak bad of thin people who have actually worn fat suits as chris hemsworth, chris sullivan, terry crews, ryan reynolds, neil patrick harris, viola davis, emma thompson, kaley cuoco, max greenfield, matt leblanc, amy adams, courteney cox, hugh jackman, renee zellweger, gwyneth paltrow, mila kunis, and julia roberts so to remove him for a movie made in 2001 when him himself is fat is weird to me when people don’t hold thin people to the same level even though they themselves have worn suits.

#edit: sarah p did apologize for hers!

[thekoopalingsandstuffs]

>The next morning; Still Broodals' house<

Rango: "Ahhh..." *Lays down on the couch* "Watching a kid is hard work! SUPER fun!! But exhaaausting!"

Topper: "Mm-hm." *Watching the TV*

Rango: "Buuut, I better get used to it!! I'm prolly gonna have to do a LOTTA babysitting this Summer!! Maybe Mr. & Mrs. Para will recommend me to their friends...! And their friends' friends!! Before I know it, I'll be babysitting a whole daycare worth of children!!!"

Topper: "Um. First of all, fuck that." *Pauses the TV* "And second. Now that our little unexpected guest is gone... Are you ready to check your blood test results?"

Rango: "... Um."

Topper: *Pulls out the file*

Rango: "......" *Looks around* "I... I-I don't wanna look!!"

Topper: ? "Rango, wha... Bud, we've talked about this! You're scared that the results will say something bad, but... It's better to know something's wrong than for it to be killing you without you being aware! Right...?"

Rango: "I-I guess so..."

Topper: "Then be a big boy, and let's look!! Together. Okay?"

Rango: "A-Alright..."

Rango: "... Welllll, looks like we'll never find out if I have diabetes after all!!!!!" :D "So, now-'

Topper: "Wait! Doesn't Dee's dad... Like... Work at a pharmacy or something...? He probably knows lots about medical shit! We can go take this to him and ask him what it means!!"

Rango: "... Greaaat..."

>At Beef & Kaley's house<

Topper: ! "What'd it say??"

Beef: "Among other things... Diabetes. Type 2. We just discussed a couple of different elements displayed in the results, such as pressure and cholesterol, but that was obviously the most prominent... Changes in diet & lifestyle, purchasing insulin, getting a CGM, speaking with an actual doctor, and other actions will have to be made to help take care of this, but for now, just taking the time to process should be you and your family's priority."

Topper: "Aw man." :[ "Rango? You alright?"

Rango: *Sniffle* "Y-Y-Yeahhh..."

Kaley: "Oh, was that it, then? You kiddos can go home if you want to!"

Topper: "Glad to know we aren't being held captive!" *Chuckles* "C'mon bro, let's go... And thank you for hosting us, guys! We'll be back to visit soon!"

Beef: "Any time!! Tell Hariet and Stewart it'd be nice for them to pay us a visit with you! I know they're quite the busy lot, but we'd appreciate the company!"

Kaley: "How 'bout a dinner party next week?"

Topper: "We'll look into it!"

Rango: "......." :'{

>On the way home<

Topper: "Uhhhhh... Okay. That's enough. Rango. Are you alright??"

Rango: "Y-Yes, Topper, I'm p-perfectly fine!!"

Topper: "Mm-hm. Sure you are. You look like your eyes really want to cry, but for soooooome reason, your face just won't let them!"

Rango: "I have n-no clue what y-you're talking about..."

Topper: "Man. Do you think I'm stupid or something?? I'd be sobbing every fluid out of my body if I were in your position!! I don't think trying to hold that back is doing you any good. It'll just give you wrinkles and a tumor or some shit... So. I dunno. Just cry and get it over with!! Listening to you suck that back is really weirding me out."

Rango: "..............." *Sniffle* "I d-don't know what y-you mean."

Topper: -_- *Groans*

Rango: "I... N-No, I didn't r-really, honestly..."

Topper: "I figured. But now you know. Don't expect me to say this again, but... I love ya. And I can tell trying not to cry right now is hurting you. I don't want you to hurt. So." *Opens his arms* "Let it out. Or something."

Rango: "..."