#karkles stop

[kakitysax]

Dr Seward, July 8th:

#me sipping my coffee and catching up on my dracula: take ur time whiteboy #karkles stop #dracula daily #dr seward

[evilhomestuckposter]

davekat gay rap duo fanfic 2023 >83

Here you go!! Enjoy :3 (Read at link or below line)

“Karkles. Kitkat. Karkitty. Vantass.” Dave poked his boyfriend’s arm to accentuate each word, laying on his stomach and watching as Karkat read a book. Finally, with an insincere roll of the eyes, Karkat lowered the book, turning his head to make eye contact through Dave’s shades. 

“Ugh, fine. What?” Dave offered a goofy grin, resting his chin in his hands as he looked up at Karkat and attempting to turn up the charm as much as possible. It clearly worked, as a slight red flush appeared across Karkat’s cheeks. Boom.

“I’m bored.”

Karkat groaned loudly, throwing his head back in mock exasperation. 

“And what the fuck exactly am I supposed to do about that?” Despite his words, he set the book on the table next to him, giving Dave his full attention.

“We should mix some sick beats, you know, the kind so ill it’s coughing all over the place. So ill that it has a fever of one-hundred two point five-six-seven-eight. We could spin some beats so sick that they’re in the ICU at a top tier hospital, but- oh no! These beats have an irregular heartbeat. Call a code blue on these sick beats, oh shit! They’re flatlining. But wait… What’s that?” Dave started beatboxing. “That’s right, these beats are back, sick as fuck.”

Karkat just stared at him, looking mildly amused. 

“Okay, dork,” he laughed. 

Dave grinned. 

“Hell yeah, still got it.” He scooped up Karkat and floated down to his room (aka “respiteblock”), laughing as Karkat halfheartedly cursed him out over it. Dave set him down gently next to his turntables and sat down next to him. Offering Karkat an earbud, he started mixing. 

Staring at Dave, Karkat felt a light flush rise to his cheeks, enjoying the passion in Dave’s eyes. He just stared, one of his fangs poking slightly into his bottom lip as he did so. 

Dave looked up, noticing Karkat’s deer-in-a-headlight look and chuckling under his breath. 

“You good?”

“Huh?” Karkat snapped out of it, chewing his bottom lip. “Oh! uh-yeah!” Dave just shrugged, going back to mixing and mumbling under his breath with a small smile on his face, causing Karkat to practically swoon. 

“Ayo it’s Davey S. and Karkitty

I spit bars while he looks pretty

Stuck in meteor-city

On that itty-bitty-karkitty-committee.” Dave pressed a few buttons and then played it back, looking to Karkat for approval. Karkat, quite flustered at that point, grumbled.

“I’m not itty-bitty…” Dave laughed.

“Whatever you want to believe, but you sure as hell are pretty.”

Karkat hid his face in his hands, mumbling something under his breath before grabbing Dave by the collar and kissing him passionately, taking the other boy by surprise. Allowing his eyes to fall shut, he ran his hands up the back of Dave’s neck and into his hair, nibbling very gently at his bottom lip and smiling at the small gasp he made. 

Karkat allowed their lips to part, pressing their foreheads together and panting slightly. 

“You think so?” 

Dave grinned, nodding and staring into Karkat’s eyes through his shades. 

“Well duh.” 

Karkat responded by tearing off Dave’s shades and pulling him in for another kiss, stopping when he felt Dave’s hands on his chest. Slightly breathless, Dave spoke up. 

“You should try.”

“Try what?” Karkat looked confused, wrinkling his nose slightly and glancing rather unsubtly at Dave’s lips. 

“Rapping. Spit some bars, you know?” Karkat laughed.

“I don’t know. I doubt I’d be very good at-” he made finger quotes “-’spitting bars’.”

“Try?” Dave asked softly, bringing a hand up to cup his cheek and causing Karkat’s heart to skip a beat. Karkat groaned.

“Fine, but no laughing if I’m bad at it.” Dave beamed, pumping the air with his fist. 

“Hell yeah! Okay, let me show you how.” He placed Karkat’s hand on one of his turntables, placing his own atop it and gently showing him how to move it. He pressed a button. “Alright, now that you have a beat going, try rapping.” 

Karkat thought for a moment. 

“Okay, uh… Sitting here.. rapping with- Davey S

But… he’s playing checkers while I play chess

No rap experience but it’s no stress

I confess, I’m a mess, but… nevertheless

I acquiesce I give a sweet wretched flying fuck

I got you through sheer dumb luck

So fucking hot you’ve got me dumbstruck

Yeah you’ve got me.. lovestruck

Uh- yeah,” Karkat was suddenly rather embarrassed, and Dave looked just as surprised. 

“Hey Karkat?”

“...Yeah…?” Karkat was fully expecting to be made fun of. 

“I am so attracted to you right now. Spitting straight bars, you’ve got me seeing stars, call that- mmph!”

Karkat kissed him again, a laugh bubbling from his throat as they toppled over sideways.

“I love you, idiot,” He said in between kisses. Dave hummed contentedly. 

“I love you too.” 

#homestuck #davekat #dave strider #karkat vantas #homestuck fanfiction

[agentmothman00]

@kakitysax

*saw trap voice* hello karkles.

cherry stopped using his main account for talking and im splatoon expert mutual now.

personally i need both games because im insane and need to play as much splatoon as i can. but the splatoon experience can be gotten from just 3.

the only thing youre missing out on with splatoon 2 is the amount of weapons you can use for each level. which isnt at all necessary. but i enjoy it because i like to 1000% the game and it makes me happy.

if you were to buy one i do recommend 3 because its still new and there are still splatfests coming out.

but if you do eventually go back and play splatoon 2 there might be some features youre used to that you arent able to use anymore, which might get confusing or frustrating.

#hi. 🐕 i hope its okay that i stole your ask from her.

[shameless-selfship-indulgence]

My Stardew Valley farmer is autistic and nonverbal when overwhelmed and uses sign language which means that Shane gets to have a hilariously terrifying moment where he wonders if he's been depressed monologuing to a deaf person this entire fucking time

#karkles stop #stardew valley #sdv farmer #sdv shane #🐓 Depressed Husband 🐓

[its-karkalicious-baby]

I am the Horrible Goose that Lives in the Town

I did a reading of one of the greatest pieces of literature in our generation

(short, powerful, reads like epic poetry)

my mic is bad so the audio is a little tinny and there's some puffs of air ;-;

and I did this in one take so there's a few little mistakes

but all-in-all it was so fun and I had a blast

#karkles stop #karkles irl #my voice #untitled goose game #horrible goose

[kakitysax]

Something That Happened to Me

I GO TO A CHRISTIAN COLLEGE

THIS WAS A CIS MALE STEM MAJOR

I GENUINELY THOUGHT I WAS DREAMING FOR LIKE A GOOD 15 SECONDS WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON

#karkles stop #karkles irl #fun at college #my art #helluva boss #stolas

[kakitysax]

Anyway that said I like John Seward. I’ve seen some analyses of his character and they got me thinking.

His asylum is actually really humane for the time, and he views Renfield more as an equal than he’s supposed to in their dynamic. I don’t think anyone else would have let him keep the flies, or the spiders, or the birds. And I don’t think it was normal at the time to view delusions as having logic, or to try to understand what’s happening in his patients’ heads instead of just assuming the worst and containing him.

Also, I relate to the guy. I think he’s autism-coded, at least to the extent that people like us were viewed at the time. His proposal scene was just. Intensely relatable. It’s absolutely shitty and inexcusable how the guy takes out his issues on his patients, but he’s working in a system where that shit is wayyy too easy, and I think it’s the rare person that WON’T abuse power when it’s given to them.

I was in a similar situation as him this past year. I worked at an elementary school: a system essentially designed to contain children under the guise of helping them. And there’s a lot of good people there doing their best to ACTUALLY help, but it’s a bad system, and even good people have bad days, and it’s really easy to get away with yelling at a kid. It’s almost expected; it’s almost the point.

I went there because I was fascinated by kids, but the longer I stayed the more I learned about myself. I viewed the kids as equals, because the level of power I had over them made me feel safe enough to interact with them normally. Meanwhile I was terrified of the teachers and staff who were “supposed” to be my peers. I did my best to listen to the kids and answer their “stupid” questions and talk them through their feelings even when the teachers were running out of patience, but on my personal bad days it was hard not to snap at a kid who was giving me a hard time.

I thought I went into childcare because kids fascinated me, but realized somewhere along the line that the reason I was really there is because I still feel like a child. Someone helpless, who needs to be kept in a controlled environment and given love and care and told what to do. And I treated them the way I hoped to be treated.

Jack Seward is fascinated by psychology. He views Renfield as an equal despite (and maybe as a result of) having power over him. But he’s reluctant to spend time with his supposed peers, and was clearly terrified all through his proposal to Lucy. He is trying to understand Renfield, but when he’s at his worst it’s too easy for him to take his feelings out on someone who, like a child, is a societally designated target for subhuman social treatment.

And I wonder if, in the same way that I feel like a child, Dr. Seward feels like he is a “lunatic?”

I know that’s a GROSSLY outdated term, but its connotation is important here. “Neurodivergence” is something that’s understood and becoming more widely accepted. Between Dracula and today we’ve made great strides in the field of mental health. We know what schizophrenia is now, along with mood disorders, personality disorders, dissociative disorders, adhd, autism, (and probably more that I’m forgetting,) and have found a deeper understanding and better treatment for them.

Dr. Seward would not view Renfield, or by proxy himself, as “neurodivergent,” but “lunatic.” Someone dangerous, to be contained and quarantined from normal society and studied. Someone to fear. And I think there’s an extent to which he is treating Renfield the way he would hope to be treated.

So yeah. I won’t say the guy did nothing wrong because he very clearly has. But everyone does shitty things, and I kind of relate to the guy. I totally forget like 90% of this book but I can’t wait to see where his character goes.

#dracula daily #dracula analysis #character analysis #dr seward #dr jack seward #jack seward #karkles stop

[kakitysax]

was very distraught last night at the revelation that Puppycat from Bee and Puppycat is a whole ass man

#I’m sorry but he looks like he would die for riley #karkles stop #bee and puppycat #space outlaw puppycat #puppycat

[kakitysax]

Renfield: *clearly suffering from a dangerous delusion that could lead to illness or worse if permitted to act on, needs compassion and help*

Seward: can’t help, sorry. no like I could but I’m writing a REALLY good TedTalk about him right now. Like seriously. I’m gonna be so famous.

#dracula daily #jack seward #dr jack seward #dr seward #karkles stop

[kakitysax]

Dracula: I want a lawyer

His Wives: to procure you a house, right?

Dracula: ...

His Wives: ...to procure you a house, right???

#dracula: no comment #karkles stop #dracula daily #dracula

[kakitysax]

I love how quickly some people backtrack when you’re just. Vaguely aggressive at them about something shitty or bigoted they’ve said. Especially when you’re acquaintances and you’re supposed to be nice to each other.

I was talking about being ace and some girl was like “I feel like you’re gonna outgrow that though” (this was her FIRST real conversation with me) and up until then I’d been super nice and convenient and funny around everyone present but when she said that I literally laughed in her face and (still smiling, and in the same casual tone in which we were having the conversation) I was like “What a stupid thing to say. What if I said I felt like you were going to outgrow being attracted to men? I’ve been waiting to be attracted to people since I was twelve and hey, nobody believed me then either, but I feel like if it was going to happen it would have by now” and she was sooooo upset she was all blushing and embarrassed and apologizing and I was all like “hey man just don’t do it again” it literally felt so good. I’m usually super conflict averse but man I’m STILL riding that fucking high.

#karkles stop #aphobia #acephobia #ask to tag

[kakitysax]

Actually I’ve decided to make this its own post. Can someone else ID it??? I need to go to work. (the life of an assistant schoolteacher can be very trying andjdjdjjfje)

#NOT ME AND MINA HAVING THE SAME JOB #dracula daily #mina harker #mina murray #mina and lucy #mina x lucy #dracula #karkles stop

[kakitysax]

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“so, what have you been doing at college so far?”

#karkles stop #karkles irl #fun at college #rory dino

[kakitysax]

Lucy’s casual misogyny aside Jonathan Arthur and Quincy really DO slap such worthy awesome kind men

All of them having a dinner party to celebrate Arthur’s engagement to the woman they’re ALL in love with??!? So wholesome so great this is like Mama Mia but gothic

#karkles stop #dracula daily #arthur holmwood #quincy p morris #quincy morris #dr seward

[kakitysax]

I've been stone-cold watching Shadow Dub for the past half hour only for "here it is.. the constitution" to fucking kill me in one hit

#karkles stop #shadow dub #snapcube

[kakitysax]

Jack Seward, July 19th:

“Renfield asked for a cat and I said no and he looked really angry for a second so now I know that he’s a homicidal maniac. No like, trust me on this one bestie. The look on his face was an evil killer look. I’m a doctor heeheehoohoo”

#karkles stop #dracula daily #dr jack seward #jack seward #dr seward #I like him which means I get to criticize him mercilessly