how did the chicken cross the road
is the joke not, why did the chicken cross the road 🧍🏽♀️?
but to answer
it followed right behind ur chicken ass 🫵🏽🐓
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GUYS THE PILOT WAS FUCKING PHENOMENAL AND HOLY SHIT PLUSHIEEEEESSS
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18+ Content MDNI.
Disclaimers: Riding, Shotgunning cigar smoke, Spanking? If you squint. Logan’s a little mean here. Just a small imagine/drabble that’s mainly my self indulgence.
Imagine sitting in Logan’s lap while he’s smoking a cigar, laying back while you’re riding him. You’re a desperate, wet and whiny mess while you pick yourself up and sink back down onto his cock in an almost embarrassingly desperate fashion. His thick cock stretching you out oh so deliciously in all the right ways, disappearing into your aching, needy cunt again and again. “Logan.. I.. I can’t..” You begin, knees nearly buckling as you struggle with his size.
“Shh. You can. Keep goin’.” Logan replies. A smug, grin on his face as he savors the feeling of his cock enveloped in your sweet pussy. He takes another drag of the cigar between his fingers. Placing a firm smack on your asscheeks when he feels you starting to slack, the impact of his heavy palm on your pretty little ass is sudden and sharp. Yeah, that’s gonna leave a nice (not so) little handprint shaped mark. Hell, you already feel the sting. That’s motivation enough for you to build back up a pace.
“There you go, darlin’. That so hard fer ya?” Logan speaks condescendingly. Almost in a low growl. Grabbing you by the jaw, he brings your face in close to his as he shotguns the cigar smoke into your mouth, allowing you savor the flavor of the tobacco on your tongue. The proximity just shy of ending in a passionate kiss. One which you hope he gives, but he ultimately denies, a whimper escaping those pretty lips. All the meanwhile a wolfish grin is painted on Logan’s bastardly handsome face.
Shame. He almost feels bad. Almost tempted to rub his thumb at your swollen little clit in that circular motion that makes you see stars, bring you to the edge that you desperately need. However he refrains from indulging you in such a manner. Cruelly watching your pathetic attempt at getting off on his cock without his intervention or effort.
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A buncha comics cuz why not
I'm just trying out some manga style comic because I won't lie fully rendered comics takes so long and I kinda want to progress the stories a bit faster by being efficient with the comics.
So yeah, you may see future comics in black and white or stylized, we'll see~
Upright Carnage is by @toxictoxicities
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⚠️Vote for whomever YOU DO NOT KNOW⚠️‼️
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THEY ARE GENTRIFYING THE GOODWILLS
wagghhhh!!! WHY
I'm so angry on multiple levels
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Open waters is the karma 5 iterator not the karma 1. Sulfur and sbc are karma 1.
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I was NOT expecting to like this guy as much as I did. Out of everyone we’ve been introduced to so far he probably has my favourite voice in the show, love me some spooky fellows with an Old English vernacular.
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i commissioned @karmacat107 with the best $5 i ever spent to draw my beautiful boy!!
❤️❤️❤️ see him face!! his tummy hurts and he’s being so brave about it
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MORPH SO FOINEEEEEE
FOR REALL, Like 😫 WHAT BUSINESS DO THEY GOT BEING SO DAMN FINEEE- The fact that they have a good sense of humor also doesn’t hurt—
I NEED THEM, BIBLICALLY.
I’d totally test out my stamina with them in the danger room IYKWIM
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