#korosensei brain rot

[ballburster]

fuck it KOROSENSEI HEADCANONS:

He hates meeting new people, so Karasuma has to convince to go to any event that has anyone that he doesn't know yet. I imagine their conversations goes like this:

Korosensei: "Are we UTTERLY, ABSOLUTELY, OBLIGATED to go?! *curled up in a corner and on the verge of crying*"

Karasuma: "....I am so done with you."

He uses fancy words occasionally in his sentences, making him sound like a grandpa at times

Occasionally throws in fun facts in the middle of his lessons; he'll be teaching the students biology before trailing off and going "hey did you guys know that..." and all the students collectively groan in unison

He stress eats or stress chews, so Irina bought him a teething toy so he won't bite everything and leave his saliva again

He likes both men and women, which mean he's bisexual

Not much of a big spoon, but he just loves cuddling in general so he doesn't really care

When he eats hotpot, he just straight up eats the ingredients raw because he's too impatient to wait

REALLY weird music taste, ranging somewhere between Tom Lehrer and Kim Petras

He's a hermaphrodite, which for some reason he is REALLY embarrased about???

When he finds a new thing (a bug, type of plant or fish, etc.) his immediate thought is either 'kill it' or 'eat it'

Since his canon height is 3 meters but sometimes gets depicted as smaller then that so I like to think that he transfers his height to the length of his tentacles so he can go through buildings easier

He can rearrange his tentacles to ANYWHERE on his body, like he can move a few tentacles to his back so he has some more helping 'hands'

Whenever he's at some sort of fancy gathering, Karasuma always get wine; Irina gets champagne and before Korosensei could even open his mouth to order, Irina immediantly orders him a glass of milk (which he always pretends to be offended by)

Irina and Karasuma are like a sugar mommy and sugar daddy to Korosensei

Karasuma likes mainly the 'classics' (which when asked to elaborate he will REFUSE) and '60s rock

(I wonder if people will bash out on me for saying Karasuma likes country)

The three of them all are dumbasses, Karasuma is one too except he pretends to understand

Irina likes those girlboss female power artists like nicki minaj

Irina (ofc) takes selfies ALL the time, she even takes selfies while shes teaching

#korosensei #korosensei headcanons #assassination classroom #korosensei brain rot #ansatsu kyoushitsu #karasuma tadaomi #irina jelavic

[blehbelikereder]

karmagisa kikuo thoughts

I've been listening to desert theater from kikuohana and I was suddenly hit with the very vary rare karmagisa thoughts particularly lying in the angst category. An established relationship, after korosenseis passing. Both of them of course are ridden with grief, a strange and bitter sweet grief that allows a smile yet sheds a tear late at night. Nagisa handles it better than karma, he was the one that killed with a smile and he's the one that allows himself to let go and accept the situation. Karma on the other hand holds it in, goes back to older ways of nonsensical violence and scolding himself afterwards for lashing out. They work together though, push eachother to get better and it's been working-

Until nagisa becomes even better, even more stable, and the fear of abandonment is at its highest peak. Karma doesn't know what he'd do if nagisa up and left him on a whim, it's so bad that he'd get nightmares of nagisa leaving him to rot-

"I saw a dream. A towering dead ground. Fog coming out. Getting damp with your rain. Don't leave this theatre." He doesn't want to be left, nagisas impact on him is immense and strong, a first friend, a first lover- "don't leave this theater" (don't leave me)

"Cry , hug, for my sake. Collecting rotten bodies. Will be reborn at the depth of the night. Drowning at the end of the star." For his sake he begs nagisa to stay, asks the boy to give him a bit of comfort silently- he just can't say it out loud though, he can't tell the full truth "drowning at the end of the star" (his words drown in his throat, his bright blue star smiles at him and he can't say anything)

"Stranded. Ride the ark and head to the cliff. Get struck by the waves. Waiting for your blood" if nagisa leaves him he's sure that he'll wait, he's sure he'll wander until nagisa came back. He doesn't want to be left but if it does happen then he'll be unguided until nagisa came back- if he ever does. "Get struck by the waves" (it'll surely break his heart and tear him down, leaving him alive but drifting)

"I realized this is a dream. Falling to the cold night. Rotting inside my brain. You're the only thing I'm wishing for. Always, here under the stars" he knows that nagisa probably won't leave, he knows this is just his fear talking yet it still persists, hurting him, crushing him, he wants to stop any feelings- get them to go away, and despite that he still loves. "you're the only thing I'm wishing for" (he loves he loves he loves)

"Don't leave this theater. Live, Die, for my sake. Collecting rotten hearts. Under the night, continuously waiting. Moisten my red mouth" he doesn't want nagisa to leave, he wants anything and everything the blue haired boy could give, could offer, he would take anything even just a second by the other. He'll wait for nagisa, he'll give back just as much as he takes, as long as the other comes back, as long as he stays. "Live, die, for my sake" (nagisa already promised him forever, he just hopes the boy meant it)

I kinda wanna write this into a whole fic....adding to the wip collection

#karmagisa #karma akabane #nagisa shiota #assassination classroom #ansatsu kyoushitsu

[fumiko-matsubara]

Hey!! Thank you for these mazing topics you talk about! I really find them interesting :) And of course, I really appreciate your art skills and the way you undrestand the characters:) you really are cool!! But, I wanted to ask a question too: What do you think about Chiba and his family member's Mbti type? I know that chiba is probably ISTP, but I wanted to know what YOU think about it. Thanks a lot💕

Thank you for liking what my brain rots about 😭💕

I'll be real here, anon. I have no idea where this fanon popular ISTP assumption came from because even in the anime, where most of Chiba's canon personality was basically reduced to almost none, he is the farthest from being a Perceiving (P) type of person.

I am very solid that Chiba is ISFJ.

Introversion: Chiba is very talkative and quite outgoing for an introvert, you see him interacting with most of his classmates throughout the manga. But his social battery is still limited. Hence, most of the time, you see him chilling at the back of a group whenever chaos ensues.

Sensing: He really depends on what he observes from his classmates when he interacts with them. Hence, he finds it much easier to interact with people that are easy to figure out (eg. Hinano and Karma).

Feeling: Considering the whole story behind the reason he hides his eyes, Chiba is obviously someone who is concerned of what others think. He is highly empathetic and is very considerate of other people's feelings. Hence, he goes out his way to support his friends when they challenge themselves, achieve something great, or when they were feeling down.

Judging: But that's not going to shake his resolve when he had already made his decision. Even after the truth about Korosensei's past has been revealed, even after a month long of contemplating, even after the class had become divided on whether they want to continue the assassination or save Korosensei instead - Chiba was the first to speak up and make a solid decision, which is to continue the assassination as that was a responsibility given to him and it's his duty. Although the actual stakes had dawned on him and attachments were made along the way, Chiba's resolve remained the same in the end.

And Chiba likes planning ahead, even had carefully planned for his future since he already knows what he wants to do. That's why when something gets in the way, and none of his back-up plans can counter that, it puts him in a stump (from the Graduation Album).

As for his family members' MBTI types, I'm just gonna do his mother and younger sister for now, since they're the ones who I've thought about enough.

Chiba Sango (Mother) - ESFP

I headcanon Sango to be extraverted. Not exactly the outgoing type, but rather she gently welcomes others into her circle without getting tired of them.

She didn't want to assume anything out of Ryuunosuke's silence and was honest about not knowing what he's thinking. Ryuunosuke must have been quiet about his struggles for so long that Sango couldn't make anything out of it.

But instead of telling that to her son's face, Sango simply chooses to hushly speak her thoughts to her husband, hoping that her son wouldn't hear them since she likely wouldn't want to hurt his feelings further when he was already feeling down.

In my version of Chiba's mother, Sango's life story was full of adjustments and changes of plans, and yet she managed to pull through nonetheless. Having a son like Ryuunosuke who initially had difficulties integrating with his peers for his appearance alone must have been quite the surprise. But Sango is not one to be thrown off with unexpected events, after all.

Chiba Kohaku (Younger Sister) - ESTP

Quite the opposite of her mother as the extraverted type - loud, brash, and never seem to run out of energy. Kohaku is confident and is quite cautious of who she allows to get close with. Some people even say that Kohaku is basically a much louder version of her already loud brother, and it's why they get along the best among their siblings.

Despite her loudness, Kohaku is a great listener and she pays great attention to what is in front of her and what is going on around her. Because of that, she chooses her friends well and that's why their friendship lasts. She is the only one in the family who Ryuunosuke can comfortably confide to (even though rarely).

Hence, Kohaku pretty much became the middleman whenever discourse occurs between her siblings and friends. Hearing both sides of the story at different times allows her to find a middle ground that both parties could compromise to.

Kohaku is physically active since she was very young, and is always up for a challenge. After being in the track club for a while, Kohaku now wants to try figure skating after a visit to the skating rink with her family last Christmas. To say that she was making progress with her new sport these days is quite the understatement.

I still haven't brainstormed enough about the rest of the Chiba family members to even headcanon about their MBTI types, including Rena (older sister) even though her design's pretty much finalized at this point 😅

This was fun to think about, anon! Thank you for asking 💜💕

#assassination classroom #ansatsu kyoushitsu #assclass #chiba ryuunosuke #ryuunosuke chiba #chiba family #chiba sango #chiba kohaku #ansatsu kyoushitsu oc #assassination classroom oc #my headcanon #ask box #ask anon #ask answered #mbti headcanons

[laios-burger]

The way assclass portrayed the use of tentacle cells is super interesting bc the users of them are spoken to, by the fucking tentacles, about what they want to become via them. And itona and kayano wished for strength, to be able to kill korosensei and that desire rotted their brains and killed them from the inside. You could say it was because of the lack of maintenance but when korosensei is asked for what he desired he asks to be vulnerable and flawed. he’s fast now sure and is named after ‘unkillable’ but he’s not infallible. He has a weak spot in his chest, he’s not built for strength, he swells up in water without mucus. He ASKED for those flaws, he asked to BE killable, for the sake of his students who were trying to kill him. So that he could teach him in that effort, because assassination is what he knows best…his desire to be a teacher and to build up his students not manifesting in the same destructive way with the other tentacle users because his goal was to nuture..

#assclass #assassination classroom is good actuallt #arthur talks #HE CARED SO MUCH

[sucuretcannelle]

I saw your Korosensei post and your masterlist.... This takoyaki boi needs love, will it be okay if you wrote him with an S/o who bakes/cooks the students snacks or extra food for family and friends and etc (looking at you Sugino)? It's fine if not, you may ignore this aswell. (Can't wait when your ablw to do things for Heisenberg! 😁)

I'm scared of the Heisenberg stans /hj

Korosensei:

—Bold of you to assume that he wouldn't eat all the food himself

—No but you seriously have to hold him off the food do he doesn't eat it

—The class thinks of you as a 2nd/3rd parent

—He gets really giddy when you bring him snacks, you can easily hear it in his voice

—He comes up with a shit ton of food related petnames for you

—Some are sweet, some are straight up dumb

—But don't tell him that though

—He pretends to forget his lunch just so you you could rush in and being him some food

—I know damn well at least one of the parents are gonna be pissed that you're closer to their child than they are

—Just let their brain rot while you feed ya damn kids

#hcs #headcanons #korosensei #korosensei x reader #assasination classroom x reader #assasination classroom #anime hcs #anime headcanons #imagines #x reader #scenarios

[sugiwa]

Because I am a gremlin with crossover brain rot I want to ask you bout a pretty popular crossover with mha that fucks me up in the best way!!!!!!

How do you feel abt Assassination Classroom x My Hero Academia??? I personally find it both enjoyable and a tad bit overbearing if done incorrectly. But mainly focusing on positives here! I love how when integrated the worlds add an extra layer of depth to how the society functions (i.e. the classism, quirk discrimination, etc) and the dynamics that are made in an environment depending on which storyline you tend to use.

I say storyline cause you could go route a) focus on the AC world and follow the main plotline with possible added villains and a plethora of characters to work with or route b) focus on the My Hero world and focus more on the mental aftermath via a canon character from AC or MHA (most ppl choose midoriya for both MC privilege and added 💫tRaUmA💫) and having added skills in their repertoire!!

OOOOH also also ik I mentioned this already but CHARACTER DYNAMICS!!!!!! Seeing how 1A and 3E interact with each other and what friend groups will form are legit my favorite part (when im not indulging in my hurt/comfort and:or angst addiction) and not just the students but staff as well!!! Aizawa and Karasuma both simultaneously shutting down Korosensei's antics is absolutely hilarious to me! Speaking of Korosensei, most ppl don't change his backstory a lil since it doesn't affect the crossover plot too strongly but I have a fun lil mini spin that can add a small bit of depth into the worldbuilding so to speak.

🚨🚨🚨🚨 SPOILER WARNING!!! 🚨🚨🚨🚨

So we are all aware that Korosensei's powers are due to experimentation with antimatter and such. But what abt making him originally quirkless as well? The govt could have funded the science lab he was in for the express purpose of experimenting on criminals or "villains" on the dl. And of course once realizing that the yellow octopus is in fact the assassin they captured and sent off they will well and truly know that they have indeed fucked up.

🚨🚨🚨🚨 SPOILER OVER!!! 🚨🚨🚨🚨

But enough abt my ramblings and such. How do you feel abt it if you've read any at all? Also if you have no clue what im talking abt I am so sorry for the word vomit 😅😅

Pspspspspsp here's a link to a personal fav fic of mine on ao3: Quirks do not equate to intelligence by Fanfiction_Artist_Prototype

I think there's a lot of possibilities here, especially when it comes to Deku's growth, but I think a more interesting take would be to have one of the side characters be trained in the AC world and end in the BNHA world. I do think that Horikoshi could've done more to look at the different aspects of BNHA society and using fanfic as a way to do that, especially with crossovers is a great way to do that. I do wonder what an BNHA/JJK fanfic would look like, because of the different moral codes that we're working with. It's the same with AC, because BNHA is ultimately a story about saving people and changing the world. AC shares some of that element, but with different stakes.

I'm always down for fic recs, so thank you for sending one!!! Also, I hope you've been having a good week/if ur in the US have a good holiday.

#ask #akuri-shinsou

[gleivy]

MASSIVE Assassination Classroom spoiler don’t view if you haven’t reached chapter 129

Goddd it really baffles me every time I stop and think about how amazing Kayano is...?  It’s debatable how much Akari is present in Kayano, but the fact she can stay in character that effectively (even when she and Kanzaki were kidnapped in Tokyo), constantly withstand what Itona said is the pain of a million bugs drilling into your brain, and manage to conceal all of this 

Itona had undergone what was assumed to be training and everything in order to properly use the tentacles and he himself already had the emotional numbness that came from being abandoned by his parents and left to rot on the street after presumably running from his uncle’s home--  Kayano had none of that

Kayano, all along, was just an actress and nothing else and didn’t have the physical/mental/emotional priming Itona did but still managed to do so longer than he did, without the presence of a mentor, and still maintain the image she wanted (aka Kayano vs Akari)

On top of that, she spent the entire run of this completely alone in carrying the massive burden of avenging her own sister’s death (as a middle schooler, at that) and managed to keep at enough of an emotional distance from everyone she bonded with throughout the year (or at least convinced herself she did) to throw everything away, just in the name of vengeance.  She was alone in wrestling with any possible self-doubt she had over executing her assassination.  Worst of all, because she isolated herself so much, it probably hurt her when people were nice or friendly towards her because of any guilt over it.  I hate to think about it this way but I think the parallel exists to Irina where she spent so much time before and after feeling like she was undeserving of living a normal/happy life because of her conscience (When we got a look inside her head during the initial fight against Korosensei, she asked him to kill her)

Also, it really keeps me up thinking about how she really feels about everything, since she was allegedly fabricating everything if not most of it (or I guess nothing if you believe Nagisa) because during and after, I just...?  Wonder how she felt?  Considering how she hid everything and (attempted) to use people who saw her as her friends, she’s probably crushed by the guilt or will at least have it hanging over her head...

I know i was definitely guilty of this for a while but I and a lot of people I think really don’t understand the scale of how impressive she is-- she’s really a genius in her own right.  Matsui did her dirty by not really giving her all that much development beyond that twist but I guess at the same time not making it overt really ties in with the nature of assassination if anything

Unrelated, but it hit me recently that it’s debatable how much danger she would have been in if Takaoka carried out his plan on the island considering she was already armed with tentacles at the time

#shootpost #I've been thinking about her a lot lately like she really is an amazing girl #oh and i guess this is reblog friendly or w/e if anyone wants to open up a dialogue #it's just sorta unpolished so i didn't want to put it in the tag and bother people