#ladydoor liveshow

[i-want-a-bagel]

Apparently I love live reacting to things via Tumblr posts now so here's me listening to the first Lockdown Lads liveshow of 2021 as I didn't have electricity earlier (yes, bless my soul, I survived 😅 - it was very painful, but I survived)

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Oh god I missed their voices

I always do, they're such comfort voices, they've just been in my life on a regular basis for so many years

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Phil you 😂 stuck in a freakin jacket, of course

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Aw Wholesome Dan already! 🥰

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Lockdown Lads is staying, uh? I prefer that anyways

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Same emotional wavelength -> fucking anx--

GAY BUTTERFLY?

Phil is a gay butterfly, yes

yes, just yes

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Dan is alive

Phil is so awkward at phrasing things for fuck's sake

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We've been together for, how long?

I swear Dan was like anxious sweating there

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Keep sane by talking to US?

wow, lubricate, Phil? for fuck's sake

you could pick any word in the word and you picked that??

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Dan telling you you're not valid is something

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Dan thinking he can look ugly 😂

you are so wrong boy

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undressed and unfiltered 👀

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Dan and Phil force us to witness their insanity - The Show

(that's my pitch)

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THE DIL HEAD

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ah yes, the snow penis

I had FORGOTTEN, DAN how dare you bring that back

"As a gay, maybe you're more likely to recognize a penis" what the hell

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Ladydoor Liveshow, yeah okay, I can accept that 😂

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Dan, you CANNOT remind us of your fucking penis drawing then say we cannot mention Ladydoor

dude

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IS THIS JOINT CONTENT?

yeah, DAN, is THIS joint content?

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Phil holds the key to Dan's sanity

and he threw it into a ditch never to be seen again

they feed off each other's madness

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Hello, my name is [Dan and Phil Dan]

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Chaotic Companions? CCs?

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They still don't know when they'll move? fuck that sucks, I can just imagine how stressful that is

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Box Boys -> VAGINAL ENERGY?

Dan what the fuck

"what are the rules?" good question

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Dan, no one can expect you not to swear

in a Cards Against Humanity video

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honestly, vaginal energy is much worse than any swear you could conjure

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So Tuesday is Dan's day and Thursday is Phil's day right?

oh wow I finished typing it and Dan just says it, I'm a genius 😂

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"Me and Phil just wanna complain about what we hate about each other"

I'm sorry, how is this different from every single video you've ever made before???

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so, "video call that went wrong" stories

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I would go crazy if I lived with Phil so props to Dan for not murdering him in his sleep

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"The home invasion incident" ?????????? what the fuuck

YOU LEFT THE DOOR OPEN?? PHIL!!!

"sometimes it takes an hour to get it" ???? your food usually comes in less than an hour????? wow, lucky you

Guy came IN the house? what the fuck

I mean, I guess if the door is open, they could think you want them to come in, I know a lot of handicapped / physically impaired people do that, but COVID

"Phil was shook" understandable

"You gave him a tip to say 'thank you for making me shit myself'" 😂

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"Freak comedy big sister" my goal in life, as the eldest of three

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my favourite part of the beard filter story is that they were together joining the meeting on one computer

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Phil getting angry at 13 year olds on the internet : you need to find other hobbies / games, Phil

and Dan being a chill gamer just makes so much sense

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I live for chaotic cat content

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Dan is being such a little shit

"no, youuuu"

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Dan's Dan and Phil's desires to lick things is

uh

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HIT THE CLUB?? boomer confirmed

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Dan's laugh! my soul is fixed

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Dan: "oh, I feel mean" *continues anyway*

Phil is 100% a boomer Karen

Phil asking Dan what it means 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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Phil has boomer camera skills -> none

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"no to the body pillow"

ironically

bitch,

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"same"

*longest silent ever in a Dan and Phil content"

😂

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Dan trying to fuck things up for Phil before calls like they used to do before going on stage during ii 😭😂

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Sorry Phil, but the emo hair died like 5 years before you changed your hair

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upward scissoring is actually the technic, yes

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Straightness? not here honey 😉

❤️🧡💛💚💙💜

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a lawyer bad mouthing a judge

in front of the judge

😫😫😫😫😫

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I would have gotten out of the taxi, so I can fully support giving that guy a bad review

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Phil is me 100% with the fucking social anxiety, but I also have Dan's "fuck no" attitude, and it causes me so much fucking stress

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The teacher did the Phil thing!

egg-y vinegar catastrophe

(props to that teacher teaching online, it is FUCKING difficult and takes SO MUCH MORE TIME than in-person lessons and it's a very different dynamic, congrats to everyone who managed to convert their teaching and make the best of these conditions ❤️ love you fellow educators!)

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the planets lining up for Phil's ass to show up in Dan's zoom is 100% the chaotic energy these two create

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"Oh Dan, he's just weird like that, randomly screaming to hide his partner's naked ass"

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I agree with Dan, I would NOT connect if I had to turn on my camera to listen to this

Everything should be a phone call, Zoom IS horrible

Podcasts and radio shows are where it's at

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Dan's day's last segment

for next week: what would Dan ban?

"sand" 😂😂😂 I actually laughed out loud, congrats Phil!

Dan you little shit "but Phil, do you love the sea?"

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// sidenote: I need the sand for the seaside, and I HATE bugs and grass is full of it, I 100% agree with Dan here, sorry Phil

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Phil wants some more interactions before they conclude

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Concrete beach sounds awesome tbh

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they're COLLABORATING on the house and sharing the space 😭❤️

that's so cute

that is such an equal relationship, they're so cute

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Phil stop bringing it back to sand 😂😂 Phil just wants to keep saying he hates sand

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next time is Phil Day

gamenight! ("wot IS game night?!")

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They 100% saw we all want the cube didn't they?

the cube is the selling point

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Dan thanking us for being there as if we haven't been desperately begging for a sign of life for the last two years

❤️ we love you, man

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that was just so lovely???

so chill and sweet and funny and domestic???

they just sound radiate so much happiness and love and wholesomeness

with Covid canceling everything, I had nothing to look forward to, but now, i've got there

and twice a week, we are so fucking lucky

They can't even begin to understand the impact this, and all the future ones I'm sure, has on my mental health and the well being of so many people

thank you so much, foreign dads, for this ❤️

#daniel howell #danisnotonfire #dan & phil #dan howell #dan and phil #danielhowell #amazing phil #phil lester #amazingphil #lockdown lads #dan and phil stereo #stereo #dan and phil podcast #me #live reacting #live reaction #lockdown lads 1 #lockdown lads e01 #straightness not here honey #ladydoor liveshow #box boys #vaginal energy #the home invasion incident #phil's ass on zoom incident #beard filter story #phil is boomer confirmed #phil is boomer karen #gay butterfly

[dnptimestamps]

Dan and Phil stereo/Lockdown Lads #1

Video: Dan & Phil - LOCKDOWN LADS I Full Stereo Live (FHD)

video posted by LonelyWriter (fantastic channel btw) 

Timestamps:

Ps the only thing said prior to the start of this video is  

P: Hello, Hello  

D: Hello  

P: Hello  

D: Hi Phil  

P: Hi Dan  

0:00 laughing intro & coat story  

1:10 message #1 @mayhemdjh (how are you?)  

1:46 instastory poll  

2:14 message #2 @snikidy_snike (hello)  

2:50 what is this/who they?  

4:12 message #3 @adamguy1 ("scary" message)  

5:18 discussing titles/ asking the audience  

7:30 message #4 @helloiamcat (quarantine companions)

7:50 message #5 @dnpevermore (Ladydoor Liveshow)  

8:50 message #6 @imvibing (Is this joint content?)

9:10 Dan’s different with Phil

11:07 message #7 @alicejones11 (Box Boys)

12:40 Dan Day (Tuesday) and Phil Day (Thursday)

13:34 first topic How is everyone fed up with lockdown?

15:13 what about Phil annoys Dan the most  

16:15 takeout delivery man story

20:03 message #8 @averyiscool (screaming during meeting)

20:57 message #9 @olatz (potato filter) + beard convo

22:35 individual gaming experiences

23:46 message #10 @planetarymoe (therapy with chaotic cat content)

24:45 What do you miss the most that you haven’t been able to do in a year (introvert branding dead?)

25:44 Boomer Karen Phil  

28:55 message #11 @suneater420 (anime background in zoom uni)

29:55 message #12 @danipanic (slagging off area manager) + dan siking phil out

31:07 haircuts?

32:43 “Straightness? not here honey”

33:01 message #13 @melania_elise (lawyer unmuted)

34:15 dnp psychicness + unmasked taxi driver

36:55 message #14 @botanyqueer (bouncy egg/science disproved)  

38:08 Mirrorbutt IRL, Phil Edition

41:54 Dan Day/Tea Tuesday plans, what would Dan Ban

42:53 Phil would ban sand

44:53 message #15 @bootsocc (sand no, concrete yes)

45:14 D&P apartment spoiler

45:59 message #16 @Iderthnbmb (grass = carpet)

46:30 message #17 @thisnightniall (the Tory government)

47:00 Phil day plans + closing plans

#video published by: LonelyWriter #dan and phil #danandphil #dnp #dnptimestamps #stereo #lockdown lads #box boys #dip and pip #coop and doop #daniel howell #danielhowell #dan howell #danhowell #amazingphil #phil lester #phillester #philiplester #philip lester #tea tuesday #livestream #stereo livestream #02/24/21

[alittledizzy]

Can you (or someone really) do a bulletpoint summary of the liveshows please? I haven't seen any floating around and I'd super duper grateful ♥

I did basic timestamps for the first show on IDB, and I’m gonna do them for the second!

:11 - Phil was lowkey almost late because of a coat issue. 1:25 - Dan doesn't know if Phil's well or panicked. 2:40 - Phil is a beautiful, anxiety ridden, gay butterfly. 2:57 - Explanation of what the show is/what they're doing. 4:18 - Random sound voice message from Adam, who is not valid. 4:44 - Dan likes that he can look ugly and it doesn't matter. 5:04 - Dan says "undressed and unfiltered" and Phil clarifies they're not undressed. "We've already talked about it. The OnlyPhans is not happening." 5:26 - Phil refers to us as a hive mind. "What does the hive mind want us to call the show?" 6:02 - Living with nothing/3 weeks vs 3 months/Phil's adventure to get a coat. 7:06 - Snow penis. "As a gay." "That's homophobic, Phil." 7:58 - Ladydoor Liveshow. 8:18 - Dan says he's 'coming back on a whim.' 8:38 - Fondness for ladydoor/not a fondness for lady doors. 9:15 - Dan talks about how he's different emotionally/has different energy with Phil. 11:31 - Dan mentions vaginal energy, Phil says don't do that, they're gonna kick us off. Dan doesn't know the rules. 12:45 - They explain they're doing shows on Tue/Thur for old school vibes. Phil calls Dan "Danny laddy." 13:50 - Dan introducing the first topic of being tired of lockdown, Phil clarifying they support lockdown and vaccines. 15:28 - Dan's first one is that Phil eats more than half of the snacks. 16:22 - Phil's first one is that Dan makes him get the door even though Phil's the more socially anxious one. Leads into the home invasion story. 21:17 - Dan and Phil had a serious meeting and he left beard filters on. (Day after he recorded with PJ.) Leads into Phil talking about how Dan's beard looked good and Dan saying he gets facial hair like the teenagers in The Simpons. 22:40 - Phil's second issue is that Dan spends half his time adventuring with people online and Phil's just sat on his own playing Apex Legends getting angry at teenagers. After playing games Phil needs to watch Real Housewives, "Get a nice parasocial relationship going on." 24:52 - Phil asks what Dan misses the most after being inside for a year. Dan misses going outside. 25:58 - Phil says that Dan keeps calling him a boomer. "Are we allowed to talk about the selfie?" and Phil responds in the most wounded voice, "No!" 28:45 - Dan tells Phil to 'release the thot.' 31:13 - Dan asks Phil if they're going to give each other haircuts again. 34:31 - Phil talks about being paranoid and tells a story about them going in a taxi and Phil panicking about Dan giving the driver a thumbs down. 38:11 - Zoom story about Phil's naked butt. 42:55 - What would Dan ban segment. 42:51 - Dan and Phil apartment spoiler. Dan likes concrete, minimal. Phil hates it because it's cold and sad. 46:46 - They ban the Tory government.  

#anon asks #phan asks #Anonymous

[goldenpinof]

a petition for dnp to call it ladydoor liveshows since they missed that opportunity with ii

#they owe us

[guiltlessphannie]

i just remembered...

during the liveshow today someone kept spamming LADYDOOR LADYDOOR LADYDOOR and when the show kept crashing it just kept going dear gawd

#why #please stop #whoever you are i will find you #and i will give you a stern talking to #honestly is younow can get it together i love phils new setup #like the effort? #king of liveshows #dnp

[shookethbrooketh]

the real liveshow notes (dan and phil preshow)

he’s phan trash we’ve officially declared it 

he sang an original love song which was actually really cool 

everyone (him included) is buying the ii dvd he’s fucking promoing it 

he just keeps singing their names over and over again

‘nobody really cares about me but i don’t care’ i love him 

he just keeps singing about how dnp are always late mood

‘they could sell a potted plant and we would all buy it anyway’ truth

he’s singing about a dnp potted plant i’m crying

‘THE PHANDOM WAS BIRTHED FROM THAT LADYDOOR’

the poor man doesn’t understand ladydoor

#KUSH

HE’S SINGING TOXIC 

HE PUT PHIL IN THE SONG “TOO HIGH PHIL CAN’T COME DOWN”

PHIL’S WATCHING NOW AS HE’S SINGING THEIR NAMES AND TOXIC 

“I’M ADDICTED TO PHIL DON’T YOU KNOW THAT YOU’RE TOXIC” 

he will break our shins if we don’t buy the ii dvd

he’s just joking that we’d buy anything they put out and he’s damn right

‘dan and phil the love is real’ he’s damn right

he’s decided phil’s late because he’s taking a shit and demands he wipe

he played another song of his and it’s actually so good

HIS MUSIC IS ON SPOTIFY 

he started telling us all to go to dnp’s show and we left ahf;ldakjf king 

#phan #dan and phil #daniel howell #amazingphil #dong and ping #brook's shitposts

[imnotinclinedtomaturity]

I’m honestly so upset I couldn’t go to interactive introverts today. I had the money to buy the tickets but nobody wanted to take me. It was either cause they were too tired, thought it was too much work, or the fact that the neighborhood is pretty sketchy at night. Then my sister had the audacity to say that she felt bad that I couldn’t go when she was one of the people who wouldn’t take me 😤 I just want to see them banter.

a oooof that sucks a lot i’m so sorry :( :( :( i know it’s not the same thing, but they are filming, so you’ll get to see it.

in the mean time, here are some of my favorite dapg vids that vaguely relate to the feel of ii:

mounting some men (v gay, just like ii)

fortnite (there was a lot of fortnite talk at my ii, so you can kinda pretend you’re there)

would dan hate phil to save the world? (fitting for spoilery reasons)

a festive female-exit (so much ladydoor, everywhere. plus, this one’s a liveshow, so you can like kinda pretend?)

choke me horsey (gotta get some sketchy references and questionable kinks in)

#ii #interactive introverts #or rather #an attempt to replace ii #sorry anon #that blows #no ii anon #Anonymous #asks

[japhans]

ladydoor liveshow...

#please

[goldenpinof]

ladydoor...this liveshow is officially cursed

#dan and phil #joint liveshow

[alittledizzy]

starter kit for bored phans

VIDEOS! CONTENT! STUFF FROM THE PAST MONTH! 

recent main channel videos!

The Top Dan Memes of 2017 (danisnotonfire - 14 Jan 2018)

I Read a Letter From My  Younger Self (AmazingPhil - 25 Jan 2018)

recent gaming videos!

THE LITERAL EMBODIMENT OF RAGE - Dan and Phil Play: Getting Over It 18 Jan 2018)

Dan vs. Phil: ZELDA OLYMPICS! (22 Jan 2018)

Can Dan and Phil Dress Anime Girls? (26 Jan 2018)

How To Be A Sexy Nerd - Guess the Wikihow! (31 Jan 2018)

TEENAGE ANGST TIME - Dan and Phil Play: Sims 4 #49 (6 Feb 2018)

recent live shows!

WHAT TO LEAVE IN 2017 (Dan - 16 Jan 2018)

Phil’s Younow (Phil - 1 Feb 2018)

and now THE FUN PART, fan works! 

some super long (100k+, completed) fics for full immersion!

Exogenesis Symphony by SpectralNyx - let’s get this monster out of the way first: this fic is over 440k of vampire love story goodness. just go ahead and call in sick for work for at least a day. or a few days. tbh might be safe to go for the whole week.

Nothing Like a Storybook by Merrydith - Almost 250k of slow burn 2009 university au.

flashlight in the dark by cuddlydreamsonrainydays - Every time I see the kudos count on this fic I want to bop you all upside the heads because it deserves more love. Dan was born able to hear the thoughts of other people - and moves into an apartment across the hall from Phil’s. 105k, so good, please read it.  

So Many Stars by transdimensional_void - 150k of the most gorgeously crafted au that lands Dan and Phil as English teachers in Japan.

The Abstract Notion of Home by wallflowerchronicles - 100k of more university aus seriously pipe these right into my veins I want them all. This one is set in the US and Dan and Phil work together on a radio show.

Second Chance by phan_anon - I’m sorry, you want smut? Like super hot smut with feelings? And also knotting and abo dynamics? You want like 120k of it? Here ya go.

First Impressions (Perhaps I Was Wrong) by Ablissa  - Just under 110k of proof that there is literally never enough slow burn uni au in the world.

some still meaty but less all-consuming (40-100k, completed) fics to spend at least a couple hours wallowing in!

now and forever by waveydnp - 83k, roommate au. (oh my god. they were roommates.) if you haven’t read this au then idk who you even are. /disappointed mom face

Our Threadbare Lies by ramonaspeaks - Legit classic, if you haven’t read it I’m not sure how they even let you in the door. 58k, canon divergent but diverges... basically at the start. It’ll make sense when you read it.

light through an open door by queerofcups - 54k and if you haven’t read it then you must not have been following me for very long. another uni au (blessss.) but with the richest world building and original character development you could dream to want.

read between the lines (i will if you will) by Ablissa - 72k of 2009 sweetness and boys falling in love over Skype.

winter winds litter london with lonely hearts by danlester (isaacmclahey) - 56k, theater au! how are there not more of these with dan’s theater kid background? anyway, this one’s great.

There You Were (Inside My Brain) by parentaladvisorybullshitcontent - what? another uni au on the list? you’re damn right it is. Dan needs someone to help take notes for him and Phil gets the gig. And then they fall in love and 49k of fluff and happiness and goodness ensue.

where things come back. by commonemergency - hands down one of my faves from the pbb haul this year. 76k of ‘it hurts but you’ll like it’ storytelling.  

some authors who you should basically Just Read Everything by!

parentaladvisorybullshitcontent

hunterfics

thatsmistertoyou

cosmogeny

waveydnp

dantiloquent

iihappydaysii

dantique

queerofcups

phloridas

nihilist_toothpaste

commonemergency

kay_okay

deathlytireddan

thejigsawtimess

huphilpuffs

adorkablephil

dantique

AgingPhangirl

The_Blonde

symmetricdnp

ramonaspeaks

this is not a comprehensive list! please only consider it a starting point! feel free to reblog and add your own! i welcome that! exclamation point!

but! words aren’t all! there are some badass ARTISTS IN THIS PHANDOM so here’s some you should go and appreciate and reblog and grovel at the feet of! links go right to their art tags! also very much not comprehensive but a good start!

psychicmoth

pxheart

alinaazac

manged

stargazedpml

riu-sen

riggem

hey-laura

jess-scribbles

hlvnshk

martisun

queenusagiblog

backin2009

creamphilled

artokiddo

mortallyvirtualphan

marketakindlova

shizukaaoidesu

and if you’re still super craving some dan and phil in video form here are some fantastic compilations people have made on youtube!

oqua12. just, the whole channel

dan and phil monthly highlights, also just reccing the whole channel

dan and phil in jamaica (2010)

dan and phil making each other laugh, a series: the original, undertale, yasuhati, pinof

phil making himself laugh

dan and phil at the BONCAS (2016)

rough/touchy dan and phil (2009 through early 2016)

dan fiddling with his hair for 30 minutes

the dapg sims 4 playlist, for if you have exactly 18 hours 4 minutes and 21 seconds to put toward a rewatch

dan and phil singing in liveshows

dan and phil’s (v inebriated) q&a from SITC 2012

dan feeding phil

ladydoor compilation, for if you really hate yourself

that’s all, have a lovely day! 

#phan #starter kit