#legiterally forgot

[little-leaf-man]

Oh my god I forgot to answer asks

#WOOPS SORRY #I'll get back to answering those #legiterally forgot #I really do run on an out of sight out of mind basis...

[stankhead]

outfits for leaving my house after marinating in isolation for 70 years. I dont have friends.

#legiterally forgot what I looked like wearing clothes #you get it #self #is it really a face reveal if its an iphone 8 camera ..?

[godblooded]

i am unbelievably exhausted. like unbelievably exhausted. i’ve been awake since 4 am.

#ooc. o kaptain. #[they were… an hour and a half late with my aunt and now she’s hooked up and we’re hanging back. her doctor sucks ass and forgot to give the #go ahead to let her be ready even if everything was there. we’re gonna have lunch with my cousins because she has ANOTHER appointment later #with her doctor who made it dead in the middle of the day Legiterally hours after her treatment. I’m so tired. so so so tired. I need a nap #so bad but it’s cold so I’m happy. how you guys doing I love you!!!] #medical / #cancer mention /

[anxiescape]

Celestial Bodies AU: A Battle Between Two Monkeys

*contains major spoilers for Celestial Bodies*

(Also, warning, this is a bit of a long read.)

EDIT: Forgot to mention that I wrote this out to answer a question for @mage-of-words, so I hope this answers it! (The tag isn’t working and I don’t know why 😭)

So, do you guys remember how in JTTW, Wukong and Macaque had that huge fight during the journey, which ended in Macaque’s death? Of course you do.

But did you know that that same battle happens in Celestial Bodies? And that it still results in Macaque’s death?

“But why?” I can hear you asking in despair. “They’re so sweet with each other. They love each other. Wukong legiterally takes on the Jade Emperor for him! Why would they fight? And why would Wukong kill Macaque?”

Well, let’s start at the... not the beginning, per se, but at a significant point in the story, shortly before Wukong was thrown into the Trigram Furnace.

During a talk between Wukong and the Jade Emperor, the Emperor claims that Macaque betrayed Wukong, and told the Celestial Realm all about Wukong’s plans and such during the battle. This isn’t true (the Jade Emperor be bluffin’ here), and Wukong doesn’t want to believe him, but... how else could he have lost?

(Because you’re an overconfident, cocky idiot, Wukong. That’s how you lost. But anyway.)

During his 49 days in the furnace, and his 500 years under the Five-Phases Mountain, Wukong has a long time to think about things. About Macaque, and their relationship, but one thing that keeps coming to his mind is what the Jade Emperor told him about Macaque’s supposed betrayal. This continues to be on his mind, even during the journey.

Now, let’s swap to Macaque’s POV. He has been in a magic-induced sleep since his capture by the Celestial Realm. Pretty fun, right?

Well, the Jade Emperor and Lao Tzu have been at work. Obviously, Macaque was pretty darn useful to them, what with his super-hearing and natural intelligence and all. He was a pretty good fighter, too. Obviously, they want him back. But they’re not going to risk waking him, because then that gives him the chance to escape.

So Lao Tzu has been at work. He has been experimenting—making clones of our celestial moon monkey boi. It took at least a couple hundred years before he succeeded in making one that was actually stable and could survive outside of his laboratory, but he isn’t able to make a spirit to put into them—to give them life.

Now this gets into, like, sci-fi territory, just a little bit. Do y’all know that one episode of Doctor Who, where Amy Pond was replaced by a flesh duplicate? (Uhh... Doctor Who spoilers, by the way. 👀) She was piloting the duplicate from a weird tube/containment pod thing that she was trapped in, and she never even knew that it wasn’t her real body, or that anything was amiss, until she was released from the connection with it.

A very similar thing happens here with Macaque. Using some pretty intense magic seals and spells, Macaque’s mind is connected to the first proper clone. From there, Lao Tzu tries to brainwash him, for lack of a better term. And the “good” thing about these clones is that they are significantly weaker than a celestial monkey. So anytime Macaque tries to break free and escape in one of the clones, he is restrained, and the connection is broken until they are ready to try again. If they fail to restrain the clone and he flees, it is destroyed.

This continues for many, many years—decades, if not centuries—until Macaque’s brain is so messed up that he stops trying to run. Then the real brainwashing can begin. They tell Macaque that Sun Wukong has been captured, and is being held captive by a group of demons and their human master. They tell Macaque that they will allow him to go after Wukong, and if he can free him, then the two monkeys can go live happily ever after—they don’t care about the war anymore.

Obviously, this sounds too good to be true. But Macaque is desperate at this point, and his brain is really confused with all sorts of “false memories” that are left over from the previous “de-comissioned” clones. This poor monkey has suffered through quite a bit of gaslighting, as well. So he eagerly agrees to this plan, and is sent off in search of the scripture pilgrims.

“Woah, woah, wait,” you’re probably thinking. “Why would the Celestial Realm send Macaque after the pilgrims? Don’t they want the scriptures retrieved and all that? Aren’t they on Tripitaka’s side? Kinda?”

Well, yes. But as mentioned before, the Macaque clones are weaker than actual celestial monkeys. They are much easier to kill. So, Lao Tzu and the Jade Emperor’s plan is for Macaque’s clone and Wukong to fight, and for Wukong to kill the clone. Then Wukong will think that Macaque is dead, and he won’t bother to look for him anymore anyway, because obviously he would hate Macaque for attacking his pilgrim brothers, right? And then they can leave Macaque’s sleeping form to rot in its prison cell, forgotten, never to wake and cause trouble for them ever again.

Well, not exactly. Wukong fights the clone, and kills it out of a mixture of rage, exhaustion, and many other overwhelming feelings, and he is distraught. He can’t believe what he has done to the one that he truly loved. And he breaks down.

But luckily, the Buddha is here, and he’s pretty frickin’ cool. He could tell immediately that the clone was not the actual Six-Eared Macaque, and he lets Wukong know this. Mr. All-Knowing here lets Wukong know that Macaque is still in the Celestial Realm, being kept captive under powerful spells and hidden away in Lao Tzu’s tower. This sounds too good to be true, but Wukong is willing to believe it—it’s better than believing that he killed Macaque.

So the journey continues, and eventually comes to an end. And now it’s time for a monkey rescue. Wukong and his awesome pilgrim brothers head back to the Celestial Realm to get Macaque back, and I’m not gonna spoil any of that fun 😈, but it does result in Wukong rescuing Macaque and waking him from his so-called “eternal slumber.”

This is the first time Macaque has “woken up” since his “death” by Wukong’s hands, and the first time he has actually woken up since he was placed under the sleep spell. Macaque tells Wukong about this awful dream that he had where they fought, and Wukong killed him. Wukong is silent.

Macaque’s voice shook as he looked Wukong in the eyes, and fearfully whispered: “It... it wasn’t a dream. Was it?”

Yeah, these monkeys have a lot that they need to work through. But that’s okay. Now they have each other, and all the time in the world to work things out. Together.

The end. 💕

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Sorry for that info-dump, but I hope you guys enjoy it anyway! Let me know what you think!

Also, you guys can thank Amalgamorph for this wonderful clone-Macaque idea, because I was originally just going to have Macaque straight up die. It was going to be really sad. 😭

#celestial bodies au #monkie kid fanfiction #lego monkie kid #six eared macaque #sun wukong #my art #celestial bodies spoilers

[eggchef]

Hiiiiii I’m legiterally in love with your art!!! I saw you were doing requests a while ago, you wouldn’t happen to also do commissions would you? 🥺👉👈

hi thabk u so much!!!!! :D

requests are open, i’m just backlogged on them LMFAO and i only do the requests that r things i want to draw (which are destiel doodles)

commissions r kinda open? im accepting requests for comms, but it’s kind of a toss up if i’ll accept—i reject if i feel like i can’t get it done on time since i also work full time. but feel free to send something over if u want!

basically: request = destiel doodle, commission = anything else

EDIT: i also have a ko-fi that i forgot existed … if anyone is interested.

#replies #denimshortsdean #if anything is confusing just lmk i can clarify!

[lighthouseas]

hello bee my beloved 💗

HELLO WAYLI MY BELOVED ❤️❤️❤️❤️ I LEGITERALLY FORGOT THAT THIS WAS IN MY ASKBOX HIII ILYSM

#i saw this and was like oh shit forgot to answer that. i abandoned the loml. how could i #ilysm 🥺❤️ #💌 #mutuals 💫 #wayli !!! #bee.txt

[scattered-winter]

opinions on s8 voltron :)

the soundtrack and animation were god-tier. like legiterally they were soooo good the scene where voltron is merged into the atlas is soooo epic not because of any plot (ngl I forgot Why that happened) but because the animation and music was bangin. could not tell you a god damn thing about the Plot or Characters for season 8 because I do not remember anything. nor do I want to. hope this helps <3

ask me my opinion on things!!

#anon #i mean. i know that allura dies in theee stupidest plot point ever and shiro gets married to some random background guy we've never even met #but those 2 points fill me with such incandescent fury that i purposely block them from my memory. #everything else?? brother i could not tell you what happened in s8 if you put a gun to my head #voltron

[sunfortune]

Omg flower of evil my beloveds…. their chemistry was so good and the entire series was 80% insanity. Who else can say that their ship threatened each other with a knife, fought amnesia, had a kid together, investigated & found a serial killer and rediscovered the ability to feel emotions (not in this order)?

the fucking scene where she plays that recording in the legiteral serial killer cave thing. i will NEVER forgot. never

#ask #like she didn’t KMOW. she took a gamble. insanity. Insanity

[roughentumble]

ears are legiterally throbbin. cant believe i forgot over-the-ear headphones for this long ass car trip and have to make do with earbuds wehh

[chemicaljacketslut]

literally forgot about Fantasizing guys. like when i don’t have the motivation to write fic/poetry or draw or whatever before bed i can legiterally just Fantasize omg why didn’t u guys remind me

#/nm lmao #im actually soo excited lol it’s been so long since i’ve just like. Fantasized with no purpose #like im not gonna write a fic or put a plan into action irl or anything im just playin around in imagination land #this is awesome wtf

[mrsensitive]

I was so busy giggling over Brock and dak and studs that . I forgot I was watching th canucks and the score is legiterally 5-2 rn. Girls be so fr and do something 😭😭😭

[7upofficial]

reading some old poem i forgot about and i legiterally couldnt remember who is the guy in it...but i remembered and i literally made this face

[thotkumi]

somebody translated the tellius drama cd

#fire emblem #video #thank god.... i legiterally forgot about it 😳

[kimtranssexler]

My temples be throbbing for no reason like shut the fuck up I get it youre pumping blood to my brain or whatever idgaf just stop doing it

#I don’t wanna take medicine I’m too tired to get up to get it but also how am I supposed to fall asleep #I am in lots of pain the last few days and it’s all random unrelated shit too #dude I forgot I changed my home screen to majima and every time I see it it scares me for like a split second #it’s the melon one #BRO STFU this is the most fucking annoying type of headache #I am not trying to hear my fucking heartbeat out here #I also am NOT missing class tomorrow aughhh. why am I legiterally useless #sorry sorry. I’m going to sleep now.

[shoppingmauls]

the “without fail” tag, by @gilded-ghosts​

rules: list five things that you, WITHOUT FAIL, weave into or explore in your stories, whether it be specific themes or  tropes, character archetypes, allusions to other literary works, what have you! It really can be anything that you consistently include in your narratives for whatever reason. Then invite others to share theirs by tagging them!

[ 1 ] found family: there’s something very impactful for me about the idea of a gang of ‘misfits’ finding safety and support in each other. even if they have a (relatively) healthy home life, i’ll always give them something that makes them feel like they’ll never find their place in the world -- only to ultimately find it in a group of like-minded strangers. bonus points if the initial coming together is reluctant, out of a fear that is gradually assuaged as the characters in question realize they’ve finally found a place where they can just be

[ 2 ] hurting hero: ([gestures vaguely to batman]) i like a nice, traumatized good guy, what can i say. the interaction between a vicious desire to do good - to be good after bearing witness to/experiencing something horrible - and the constant looming specter of metaphorical “darkness”... and how that looming specter can be used as a drive to do said good, its good food, i will not tell a lie

[ 3 ] horror: in theory, this would be the entire crux of badlands (the theory being i figured out how to write words again), but it’s easliy my favorite genre of fiction. horror media, i think, do such a compelling and interesting job of taking the human experience - all our fears and anxieties and hopes - and exposing what exactly those feelings are rooted in and i really want to (finally) be able to capture that myself. course, this presumes that the media in question is well written but honestly... cheesy slasher flicks are fun to watch on their own

[ 4 ] journeys of (painful) self-discovery: show me a character that is stand-offish, cold and distant, and i will write you the long, agonizing journey of said character coming to a point where they realize that their vulnerable edges - the ability to love, to care, to form meaningful relationships (platonic or otherwise) - only serves to make them stronger, not weaker. and when i say “agonizing” i mean there will be a lot of emotional breakdowns and crying, because (i didn’t include this on my list but) hurt/comfort & angst are easily two of my favorite fanfic tropes

[ 5 ] coming of age: i don’t know why i love this trope so much, but there’s sth very compelling to me about following a character (or set of characters) through the painful process of their teenage years, into their college ones. there’s a lot of changing and growing that takes place in this (relatively) short amount of time, and that potential for emotional and interpersonal conflict appeals to me

nobody tagged me but i like doing these 🤧 i tag @xldkx (if nik hasnt done it already), @fakeplasticsims, @toskasims, @musicalplumbob​ & whomstever else wants to do this

#star log #tag games #if this prompts you to ask me abt batman pls do i swear i could talk abt batman all night #also trying to figure out a fifth one was so hard #legiterally forgot all my favorite tropes

[matamisin]

me, sobbing as I dump my baskets of love on yall: ni c e

#im love you all??? excuse me im aksksjdnsk so bbin g #i came round to see some of the stuff in my notes and????? #i forgot that by reblogging that one text post that meant i became part of the chain awkskjwnkwfke I WASNT READY FOR YALLS REBLOGS 😭💝💝💝 #YOUR YELP REVIEWS ALL MADE ME SO GIDDY IMA WOFJWJWKDNS #i rlly wanna like #reblog the ones that rb'd from me but alwkdj i feel like it would clutter peoples dashes that i just re-reblog the same post aowksjsjs #i could also just shove my love into yalls inboxes but i dont wanna bug people or come off as weird akwkhhskdjwjsjdj #for now just know im love yall cause ya girl yabba dabba do love you!! #gonna head to bed before i combust from all these emotions i legiterally have been trying to hold in my screams for so long aiwjsnsj #night night yall ily úwù