#like excuse me sir

[theosconfessions]

wednesday date nights for the babes [that look dustin has. whewww man]

@ohsosims

#like excuse me sir #hot hot #theo kline #dustin stephens #the sims 4 #ts4 #the sims #simblr #ts4 gameplay #sims 4 #ts4 simblr #the stephens continued #the stephens #the sims community #ts4 community

[moltage]

Blowhole really just kidnapped Julien, contacted Skipper and said; ''I have found your achilles heel, your greatest vulnerability, i have struck the cruelest blow of all, I assure you, your world will be rocked because I have captured your best friend.'' i don't even know where to begin with that.

#gay as hell for him to think that #and he's right! #not to mention him showing a bunch of clips of Skipper and Julien together and saying ''don't play coy'' #like EXCUSE ME SIR #genuinely crazy... #the penguins of madagascar #tpom

[nanamin-nah-nanamine]

You tell a nigga you’d peel his orange for him and suddenly he’s threatening to give you a baby😒

#bunny tmi 🔞 #bunny babbles #like excuse me sir #I am the baby😭 #fuck you mean you gonna get me PREGNANT ???! #that is a threat to my mental health and physical wellbeing #you got child rearing money??? #en ESTA economia???

[tetheredfeathers]

And your only sin was to forget that you loved me.

#nahh i can't with these edits no more #like excuse me sir #I am dying hereejeh #billie eilish #and the hijacking is justttt... #everlark #so help me god recover from this #the hunger games #peeta mellark #katniss and peeta #thg #katniss everdeen

[a-crippled-creature]

when you're taking an American Government class and your professor constantly dickrides America and everytime a student brings up that the United States has/currently doing shitty things that contradicts it's own excistance he gets mad, ignores you, or just straight up changes the topic back to dickriding.

#creature post #fuck america #this litteraly happen when we were talking about the U.S Constitution #we had all point out that it's existance only applied to the colonizers #and he tried to ignore us #than tried to justify it #than excuses it #than begrudgingly accept it #like excuse me sir #and we're not even gonna talk about the shit the country doing now cause boy oh boy #free palestine

[lunargrapejuice]

saw the most amazing zhongli butt on twitter

#saw it hours ago but im still thinking about it #zhongli💛💛💛💛💛 #like EXCUSE ME SIR

[vintagepresley]

BRO 😩 so big daddy and I had sex on the kitchen table and when we finished he was still laying on top of me and his guys were coming and I went to grab my dress when he stood up and he took it from me and I hide behind him and he kept telling me to stop being shy and let them see me. IM LIKE OH

“Quit bein’ shy. Let them see how beautiful you are. They aren’t gonna hurt ya.” IM SCREAMING

I CANTTTT WNANS

#like excuse me sir

[unbelievably-sane]

Honestly it is very slutty of men to roll up their sleeves

#like excuse me sir #please cover your fore arms

[iamallyetnotatall]

Me: trying to write on my laptop that's in my lap

My Dog: *Shoves it away with his nose*

#he just shoves his nose under the laptop and pushes it away #like excuse me sir #I am writing here #he got a haircut recently so has been like extra cold and cuddly #yay canadian fall

[modernmanblues]

i’m sorry but graham nash’s accent is just-

#like excuse me sir #can you repeat what you just said #say my name in yo accent pls #i recently stumbled across an interview with him #and i’m lowkey obsessed with his accent

[desertsquiet]

When Townes Van Zandt said “stand among the ones that live in lonely indecision” and “I come from a long line. High and low and in between, same as you”, I really felt that.

#like excuse me sir #why are you me #townes van zandt #lungs #high low and in between

[xenokiryu]

I think the funniest thing to happen is getting that 5* Star guaranteed card for William's birthday showcase and using it, only to end up with Elbert's standard 5*.

I say this because TECHNICALLY speaking he is "the rival" in William's route as well as his friend and it's just-

It's honestly one of the funniest things to ever happen, ever.

#Trezzie's rambles #IkeVil #Like excuse me sir #this is William's birthday banner #not yours #but I'll take your card anyway

[groovytasia]

I'm gonna need BM to explain to me why this tour is 21+ and phoneless😭 I mean I'm still gonna buy a ticket for every stop, but I need to know how prepared I need to be for these shows

#BM #Like excuse me sir #What do you mean you really want to connect with us??? #I'm gonna need you to bring it down a little #Kpop #Kpop tours #Music #kard bm

[a-ticklish-banshee]

The gremlin in my brain is telling me to make tickle headcanons for Erik, The Phantom of the opera, once again. Someone stop me, before brain rot takes over-

#the author was watching a bootleg on YT #and this one actor's portrayal has given me massive ler vibes for the character from day one #AND HE FUCKING STRAIGHT UP GIGGLES WHEN CARLOTTA CROAKS #LIKE EXCUSE ME SIR #THAT'S ILLEGAL LEVELS OF CUTE #*Having lee panic and cute aggression*

[thesnowqueen]

i really wanted to give my lyft driver 4 stars cause he said cats were assholes

i didn’t, but i really wanted to

#like excuse me Sir #but you can shut up #my post

[allylikethecat]

I am one of those people that absolutely HATES having to sit at the airport. Like I would rather almost miss my flight than get to the airport early and have to sit there. I like the streamline bag drop to security to boarding with no stopping in between. I accidentally got here an hour and a half before boarding and I am going out of my mind I’m so bored 😭

#allylikethecat #ally’s thoughts #im so bored #and also a little concerned matty is on tumblr again #i really hope he never comes across anything i posf #i doubt he will #but i live in fear #like excuse me sir #this is my safe space please leave #anyway crazy about that titanic sub situation #i have been so hyper focused on it the last 48 hours i have written no fic #but i am confident i could build a submarine now 😂