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#like they are like 'oh it's not that bad in my workplace'
nomore-will-it-be · 2 days
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"After Work"
this work is NSFW so anyone under the age of 18, Do Not Interact
contains: musk kink, sweat kink, puppyplay, transfem dom, puppy sub w/ a dick, owner/pet dynamic
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story under the cut
She comes home from her very long and hot day at work
Now she thought it would be a rather chilly day and her work requires her to be outside for most of the time so she wore many layers of thick clothing. But through some divine intervention, it reached nearly 97 degrees outside.
Shes wearing a black leather jacket with a black on red patch that says "I Love My Dog" just below the collar behind it, she also wears a long black sleeve button up shirt with her workplaces name emboridered above the left pocket, and then a white t shirt with a black tank top underneath it.
"They should fire that fucking weatherman.." she says to herself.
Her forehead beads with sweat and her neck is slick with it as well.
Her slightly disheveled hair gives of the dizzying scent of sweat mixed with shampoo.
She nearly suffered a heat stroke being outside all day, and through her swaying mind, she didn't even notice her puppy, waiting obediently on the floor next to her
Her puppy wears a spiked pink collar with the words "MUSK" and "WHORE" printed on either side of it. They also wear a grey yail plug, planted deep and firm into their ass along with a hairband that holds 2 grey furry ears on top of it.
Puppy pants widly as they look at their mommy and begins to paw at her black denim pants
"Oh, hey", she says.
"Look pup, I had a really rough day at work. That dam weatherguy lied about the temperture and now fucking I'm soaked in sweat..", she said.
The small minded pup's first reaction was to start walking towards her jacket to start sniffing mindlessy but was stopped as she stared and watched their mommys shirt slowly being unbuttoned.
The puppy begins to paw at her leg quickly and starts giving off small *yip!*s
"Pup, I said I had a bad day today, I don't want to play right now..", she moves her leg to slightly push the desperate puppy off of her.
The puppy loses their balance and falls backwards, exposing their puppyparts to the agitated owner.
"Ugh, really? I JUST got here, can't you just wait for a bit?"
The puppy's now exposed cock was hard, oozing pre-cum and jumping needily.
The puppy began to whimper and paw at the air, hoping for their owner to understand what they want, what they need.
"*sigh* If I give you my shirt, will you stop whining?"
The puppy's brain begins to overload as the word "shirt" crossed his little mind.
They begin to paw at the air faster, make louder *yip!*s and their pathetic cock starts to jump like crazy as well as spurt more pre-cum.
"ohmyfuckinggod... Ok, take it.."
She tosses her white shirt at the brainless puppy and walks off to remove the rest of her clothes
The puppy on the other hand is about as dumb as a puppy could be.
The puppy sniffed and huffed furiously at her mommy's freshly peeled off shirt. The damp, transparent spots around the pit area of the shirt are thrusted into the puppys nose and its thick, musky scent violates their nostrils. The back of the shirt is being rutted against the puppy's cock as the soft texture of the sweat on the fabric makes for a great masturbation tool.
Of course though, the puppy cums not very long after they get that first lungful of musk from their mommy's sweat drenched shirt.
Their hips convulse and twitch as their puppy cock squirts out almost pathetic amounts of cum over just sniffing their owners shirt.
The cum soaks into the shirt and the puppy begins to wind down, cuddling the smelly shirt.
The puppy is now asleep, nose still pressed against the musky fabric and smiling, overcome with such happiness and comfort knowing that they belong to such an amazing and perfect owner.
The now half-naked lady, wearing only a black, sweat covered thong
"Hey pup, uh. Listen I'm sorry for pushing you with my leg eariler, I didn- wait.. are you..?"
She sees her puppy, sprawled out on the floor, with her shirt still wrapped around her puppy's nose, covered in their own cum.
"Awww... puppy~..."
Her cock begins to grow..
It throbs...
The puppy opens their eyes...
They know that smell...
and they want it..
Bad.
this is my first time writing full length btw so plz be nice ><
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tenrose · 6 months
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So today at work (AGAIN), I unofficially learnt through our Union (who thought we were aware lmao) that my team and I are gonna move to ground floor. Ground floor with the heavy and noisy machinery, the open door for delivery, the floor where AC is running on cold mode all days of the year for the machines heat, the place everyone is running and yelling and carry papers and big stuff. The place that is not even accredited for computers.
We work on computers all day. On something that requires to be focused. And also I wonder how we'd reach our supervisors but hey if it happens I don't plan on working much anyway.
LOL
it's unofficial so I don't think it's gonna be happening because nobody is fucked up enough to do something like that. Anyway if it happens, first it's our right to stop working until we have decent conditions, if not enough it's HR, if not enough it's work healthcare and if it's still not enough I can assure you my social anxious ass will call the fucking work inspection in a heartbeat. Anyway I wasn't realising this shit till now at 7pm when I should be at peace and not thinking about fucking work. I'm not sure if I'm having a mental breakdown or a burn out. I feel rage.
Anyway I don't think it's gonna happen, because if it does literally nobody from my team will work until they get their shit together. The thing is, my team has elder employees who are taking no shit and not giving a single shit about what the management wants from them and I suspect them to try to punish us. So yeah, if it happens they're not gonna be able to keep with their bullshit for one day, it happened already they only lasted for like 4 hours before giving up and we thought we were at peace. So yeah I'm pretty sure our Union is gonna nicely tell them to fuck off. But just the thought they had such a fucked up idea is making me see blood red. I swear my heartbeat rate rise up so often lately with their shit I'm gonna have a cardiac arrest before 40 at this rate.
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unloneliest · 6 months
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the problem of the matter is i did internalize so much of what ex friend believed about me. even though i knew he was wrong and knew what was happening and tried to stop it and if i took more action to stop it would have been abusing power i held in a way i couldn't live with myself for.
#A BAD PERSON TRYING TO RUIN YOUR LIFE WOULD'VE GOTTEN YOU FIRED AND EVICTED IN WINTER IN ALASKA YOU MOTHERFUCKER. WHICH I DID NOT DO#he was renting a room from my dad. for cheaper than he wouldve been able to find anywhere else. his brother was too#his brother didn't pay rent for over 6 months and my dad just forgave him the debt because my dad knew how much of a difference it wouldve#made when he was that age. and i had told him ex friend was family to me & my dad applied that to the brother too. bc he is a good person.#and one of the strongest parts of my support system. and i didn't say a word to him about what was happening until i knew he already had a#plan for when he would be ending ex friend's lease. so there would be no subconscious impact on ex friend's housing either#mgmt at work straight up asked me if i thought ex friend should be fired immediately multiple times and i'm in retrospect livid they put me#in that position but told them to go by the strike system in the employee handbook and to follow policy that ex friend knew perfectly. that#it couldn't be on me as acting assistant manager to choose#and after 10 months of workplace harassment i got a different job to save my life. ex friend didn't get fired.#he did saw trap shit to my brain!!!!!! jesus christ#he moved cross country to live with his long time gf he called his wife despite never having met irl. to a way more conservative state.#despite being gay. and she left him this summer lol#hadn't checked his twitter in over a year when it got pulled up frm an old link and i saw that. and when he was already at a low point too#me voice. oh no who could've seen this coming. from how you behave in every relationship in your life#may delete this in the morning. but i have to talk about it sometimes#i'm never reaching out for closure both bc he wouldn't give me any and because i know it would trigger him and i don't intentionally trigge#people. unlike him :)#vampire pit#like. i have to talk about it sometimes. i have to talk about it.#jam posts
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soldier-poet-king · 9 months
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:((
My friend had asked me to cat sit for her while she was out of town in September for her sister's wedding, but didn't give me the specific dates and I figured she'd get back to me as we got closer to the wedding, but she just posted photos on Instagram and she's already out of town and hasn't said anything to me in 2 weeks??
Not to be an incredibly pathetic insecure person, but also, are you mad at me and what did I do wrong :///
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Men stop commenting on my food challenge.
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agelenopsis-potteri · 2 months
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i gotta be honest i am stoked to be a janitor. i see mops and i get excited
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dnptheinfinity · 4 months
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an actual sentence i heard a guy at work say to someone today: “i was just surprised you didn’t recognize me since you watch anime and are on tiktok”
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oscill4te · 5 months
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does anyone else get a sick kick out of disappointing people or is that just me.. (not on purpose, but i just mean. not hiding your authetic self & not fawning.)
i used to hate it & was such a ppl pleaser and wouldn't be authentic around anyone. now im like well, if they don't like me, their opinion of me can't worsen too much now, can it? even if it does, oh well. not the end of the world. live and let live i guess.
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thepoisonroom · 1 year
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too much talk about Knowing What You Want And Knowing How To Get It not enough talk about the people (me) who've never known any of that a day in their life
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blood-mocha-latte · 6 months
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unrelated and i totally get if you're not interested in asking questions about your career but how did you become a paramedic? how long was your training? I'm hoping to get EMT certification and maybe up it to paramedic eventually, but idk how much that will really interfere with my current career path.
hi love! don’t worry about career asks, i’m totally fine with whatever anyone wants to talk about (i have Chatty Bitch Disease)
and i’m afraid i misspoke because i’m a huge idiot that doesn’t know how to use words, lol! i’m emt registered and was going to become a paramedic, but ended up going to medical school instead and becoming an emergency medicine (em) doctor, working in an er lol. BUT i’ll still outline most of what i did, just in case. i also included things that my sister-in-law did, since she actually is a paramedic, lmao.
under the cut since this is kind of niche <3
becoming a paramedic:
- got high school diploma/ged (she took classes focused in anatomy and physiology, which isn’t required but can help to get you a foothold in what you want to do. i did this as well and highly recommend it)
- doing emt-basic certification training - for both of us, this took about half a year :) it was mainly just going into things like:
how to take vital signs and offering basic life support (i.e. administering oxygen, doing cpr)
other skills like controlling bleeding, taking care of burns, splinting bones, dealing with spinal injuries, and administering limited medication sets
- getting in-field experience! my sister-in-law did this but i didn’t, which i kind of really regret. even though it’s not required, getting more hands-on experience with emt stuff before applying for a program can help you get ahead and feel less lost :)
- complete a paramedic program - this takes about 1-2 years, typically (it took me about 14 months, and my sister-in-law 12, but we went through different programs). training mostly just looks like:
cardiology, dealing with physical trauma, administering meds, airway procedures, etc
field clinical rotations and ambulance runs are also a part of this, which are pretty fun
- getting certified/licensed (this is what my sister-in-law did, i went the opposite route and ended up getting an md, lol)
all states have differences, but you’ll have to take the nremt, which gains you certification as a paramedic. depending on where you live, there are other state requirements as well that would add on to what you would need to do to receive your license.
okay, that’s about it! some of this may be iffy, since this was a while ago and i don’t know where you are in this process/where you live/some of this is by word of mouth, but i hope this is somewhat helpful!
one thing i WILL say about going into anything healthcare is make sure you have the mental toughness for it. medicine isn’t for everyone, and emergency response/intensive care can be incredibly difficult to go through and maintain parts of who you are. i know people who haven’t been able to do it, and myself have troubles with c-ptsd because of it. hours can be rough (for the majority of this year i worked for 24 hours straight with 48 off, this is what a lot of my paramedic buddies do as well) and it can get in the way of life (i had to cut my honeymoon short by 8 days because the hospital needed extra hands).
i don’t mean to scare anyone off, because i love my job and can’t imagine doing anything else, but it can be a difficult field, so make sure you have a strong support system and know what you’re in for :)
thanks for asking! i hope this is both somewhat coherent and what you were asking, lol <3
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mettywiththenotes · 1 year
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Mera being the only “positive” person in the HC while everyone else is either bad (the previous chairmans) or complex and traumatized (Hawks and Nagant) is interesting but also kinda funny
Hori really said “This place where hopes and dreams die needs a little sprucing up. Put a silly tired man in there and see what he does”
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vaugarde · 2 years
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this is maybe kind of a hot take but i honestly think some of the vitriol for scivi is a little over-exaggerated. like yes the visuals and glitches are all bad and the game is a product of crunch and thats something that absolutely needs to be discussed, and yes the standard should be higher, im not trying to downplay any of that, but honestly im having way more fun with this game than i did with swsh
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hella1975 · 9 months
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i got a bonus + raise and ive only been working like 3 months im soso excited sorry i just wanted to tell someone
AH THAT'S SO EXCITING! im so happy for you bestie <3
#WHEN IS IT MY TURN!#did i tell you guys that there's a waitress at work who not only is younger than me BUT has only been there like 2 months#and me and one of the OG waitresses (she's been there even longer than i have and there's a real solidarity amongst the OG crowd now)#were talking to this waitress and she goes 'oh yeah i get paid £10.18 an hour lol. DONT tell anyone'#and to contextualise this england has minimum wages that differ based on age brackets#where it's like £5 for under 18s. £7.49 for 18-20 (my bracket) and then it jumps to £10.18 when you turn 21#so this 19 YEAR OLD NEW WAITRESS was getting paid the wrong minimum wage bracket that baso saw her earning £3 extra an HOUR#than us. which is an insane amount to build up over a long time like ik it doesn't sound like much but TRUST ME it is#and i felt a bit bad for her bc she's new to waitressing and generally quite naive and it SHOWS#like if they put ME on the wrong pay bracket id take that shit to my grave i would NOT risk that being taken from me#but she was just joking with us clearly expecting a PLATONIC social interaction and not a WORKPLACE interaction#like at the end of the day im friends with the people i work with and i not only like this girl but hold nothing against her#BUT NOT ENOUGH FOR IT TO AFFECT MY LITERAL WAGES!!!! I NEED THAT MONEY!!!!!#so yeah me and the other waitress fully snitched and i kinda hoped management might give us some sort of hush bonus#but all they did was lower the girl to the appropriate wage which. fair and again i feel bad for her but WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT ABOUT#so yeah thats MY luck with wages anonstie lmao ur thriving in comparison <3#ask
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fingertipsmp3 · 1 year
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I really think I only get by at work because I look a bit pathetic all the time and people take pity on me
#people really let me get away with insane levels of incompetence and for what#case in point: the phone rang and my immediate reaction was to say ‘oh god why’ and then pick it up before i could second guess it#i babbled ‘hello; [name of workplace]; ellen lastname speaking?’ and then i was so anxious i didn’t listen to what the person said#i understood enough to realise we were either being auditied OR asked to make an order. both of these options made me panic because girl#i am not even CLOSE to being equipped to do either of those things. two seconds ago i was disinfecting a shelf and now i’m talking#to someone who seems to be welsh. i’m confused#so i said ‘uhhhh i’m going to get a manager sorry. it’ll just be a minute’ and i leave the phone on the hook#coincidentally the retail manager (NOT my manager but A manager) appears with a joiner who he is showing around and explaining some work#that needs to be done; and i hand him the phone and am like ‘i have no idea who’s on the phone but they need to speak to a manager’#he takes it from me and is like ‘[name] here. someone will call you back’ hangs up and looks at me like i’m some horrendous pleb#‘it’s a wholesale frozen food company. tell [assistant catering manager] they called’ and i’m like ‘okay sorry. thanks’#i felt soooooo stupid but nothing bad happened! and the assistant manager said we don’t order from them anymore because their stuff isn’t#good lol. so that was funny#this is why i don’t answer phones girl.#i was expecting it to be someone calling in sick (aka the only thing i was equipped to deal with) that was why i picked up tbh#because like who else has SPECIFICALLY the catering number. why do these people have it. so weird#but yeah. i really think i only got away with this because i’m so deeply pathetic looking lol#like gerry could never get away with this sort of thing#there’s a reason our boss’s boss asked gerry if he knew how to cash up yet and didn’t bother asking me. like. i OBVIOUSLY don’t know#i can’t even be relied upon to answer a phone lmao. i MOP FLOORS WRONG#world’s most incompetent barista over here ✨#personal
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deus-ex-mona · 1 year
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g o o d n i g h t .
#very incoherent rant about my week in the tags; sorry for incoherence i hit my head earlier so b s#im just. so d o n e with this week. 100000% done i say.#on monday i was late to work by 20 minutes and had to stay behind for half an hour to make up for it bc the app we use to clock in suuuucks#and i also found out that i lost $40 of my salary bc of said clocking in app which. suuuuuuuuuuucks#though. this week had a weirdly low number of samples. which was. kinda nice ig since i managed to finish all my work before 7pm… but still.#like we managed to finish our stuff so quickly that we managed to watch bee movie together on tuesday………#mmmmmm i don’t remember much about what happened on wednesday though…..#but yesterday. oh g o d . yesterday. thursday. whateverday. g o d.#so the software to operate one of the [lab equipment] machines kept crashing everytime we tried to print results#regardless of whether there were any samples being tested with said machine at the moment. which. y’know#sucks on its own. but it also means that the tested sample had to be reweighed and every sample that came after it had to be reentered again#which was a m a j o r pain in the behind.#so like. after i reran the sample post-first software crash… the boss’s favourite employee freakin’ remote-accessed the computer and#he did the results thing. and crashed the software. while a sample was being analysed. and the entire monitor!!! went!!!! dark!!!! when he!!#so. i ‘calmly’ and ‘rationally’ rushed out to the office area to give him a piece of my mind.#which. may or may not have involved screaming at him and slapping him. it’s too bad that i slapped him so loudly that our boss heard/saw it…#but. um. she didn’t call me out to screech at me in return. she sent him into the lab area to settle his thing himself in fact. so. hm.#i guess i’m able to keep my job for another week. maybe.#it didn’t stop my coworkers from making fun of me for slapping the guy though so b s#anyways ig i got my just desserts today bc i walked straight into the side of the door of an in-workplace bathroom stall at full force#and i think i bruised the side of my head… what goes around comes around ig……#idek what i’m even typing anymore i blame my head hurty for this#inedible blubbering
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zarafey · 1 year
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Austria coming in with another masterful execution of law!
Now that the covid mask mandate isn't valid anymore we revert back to a law that got approved in 2019 I think... Its a law that prohibits you from masking your face! (literally just made bc of Islamophobia)... So now it's illegal in Austria to wear a mask in public! But also at the same time required to wear a mask if you tested positive! And when your in like a hospital and retirement homes! So now if you wanna wear a mask you need a doctor's note so that you are allowed to in public! :D
#Public includes stuff like trains and busses. University. Most Workplaces.#Not like it's still also a good idea to wear a mask even if you just have a cold or sth so you don't infect ppl etc#It's literally so dumb... Like last year it was still 'its illegal to not wear a mask' now it's illegal to do that?? What???#The law was a dumb law from the start they should have just removed it or at least work on removing it#I really hope the votes next year get our politics more normal again bc it was just absolute chaos the last few years#One dude tried to sell Austria to the Russians or sth like that and then that other dude took over and#Then ppl said that dude is also corrupt so there was an investigation and stuff so someone else took over#And then I think they didn't find something so a few other parties called to get him out of office and then he just quit I think or was#Bullied out and then we had a vote again but the other parties all had shit candidates for chancellor#And I think in the meantime we changed chancellor again as well??? Like I literally have no idea who was chancellor since Kurz (2nd dude)#And then in the middle of covid our health minister also quit I think? 😂😂#Oh and also a satire party (the beer party!) was really popular as well and that dude (Marco pogo) ran for president#Like he didn't get it but still he got like 3rd place with 8% of all votes#It's just all a fkn mess#OH RIGHT and then there was also a thing with an old Nazi song book that was used in the youth group of one party or sth like that#But I honestly can't remember if that was pre or post the Ibiza incident (selling to Russia thing)#Also I haven't fact checked anything in these notes. Be aware that it's 3am and I've been awake for 22 hours at this point.#And that my memory is bad so I might be conflating some stuff or miss remembering
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