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[3615rose]

Wild : I see dead people around me.

Wind : Nice, I am finally not alone.

Legend : You both need sleep and a fucking valium.

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[star-ocean-peahen]

Four: I have never said "ham but toast is good" in my life except right then and that didn't count because it was in quotes

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[jabthemoth]

I'm back and worse than ever!

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[fizzfog0]

this is from @linkeduniverse-incorrect's quote!

#when I saw this I knew exactly what was gonna be my first drawing on tumblr #pfft I love this quote #linked universe #lu time #linked universe time #linked universe wild #lu wild #incorrect quotes #my art #linked universe memes #lu fanart #lu #lu wind #lu four #fizzfog0

[legendofzoodles]

Wild: Legend, I'm sorry I broke your sword.

Legend: No, it's fine, I stole it from Four.

Four: Ok one, I wasn't finished cleaning it up. And two, I took it from Warriors.

Warriors: Oh, I got it from Rancher.

Twilight: I borrowed it from Time.

Time: I got it from Hyrule.

Hyrule: Wind gave it to me.

Wind: I remember taking it from you Vet.

Legend:

Legend: You guys are so dead.

Sky: WHERE'S THE MASTER SWORD?!

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[ordonianhero]

Snoring

Legend: snoring is basically bragging about being asleep, so loudly, that it stops others from sleeping. It’s like lying there screaming, “I’M HAVING A LOVELY SLEEP!”

Sky: …….

Everyone: *staring at sky*

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[just-another-product-of-today]

teehee

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[luna-lovegreat]

Currently obsessed with the idea that the boys go to Time for love advice, since "he's married so he knows this stuff right?"

I mean they couldn't recognize a wedding ring??? And neither did he???

And time was saying this in his youth I mean cmon

Twilight: So ancestor. What would you do if like. Malon left to another world and never came back

Time: ... bro Malon called me fairy boy and then we were married like what

Hyrule: So uhh old man. How does one. Meet a girl.

Time: By speaking to her I guess? Or not, Malon did the talking for me

Hyrule: riiiiight...

Wild *no tact*: Hey so like... what if your redheaded wife who's name started with M died.

Time: what?!?!

Wild, undeterred: but like before she proposed.

Time: ...

Wild: and you don't remember if you would have said yes. What's your advice for dealing with that?

Time: ... vent to a fairy?

Warriors: hey old man

Time: no no no not this one asking me please

Warriors: how do I get women to stop coming after me. So I can ya know. Choose without war trying to force me into relationships

Time: I can safely say I've never had that problem captain

Wars: of course not *smirks*

Wars: ok but seriously how do I make them go away

Time: ... wear a wedding ring so they think you're taken, I've got a shiny extra

Time: no no why- they won't stop, I don't know how to do love!

Time: ok well at least I have legend. That kid would never ask for advice, I'll sit by him.

Legend: so old man.

Time, looking forward to a normal conversation: yeah?

Legend: hypothetically, what would you do if you found out Malon didn't exist.

Legend: And her whole world didn't, but it did, and now it doesn't

Time: ...Excuse me for a minute.

Time, writing a letter as fast as he can: MALON HOW DO I GIVE LOVE ADVICE THEY THINK IM WISE

Malon: lol

Happy Valentine's Day guys, have a headcanon :P

The boys go to Time for love advice and Time spouts whatever wise-sounding bs he can, before shoving them all on Malon for therapy when they visit the ranch

Art and comic by Jojo @linkeduniverse! :D

#I'm just??? we have like three different times they went to him with love problems? guys he grew up in a forest raised by a tree #he proposed with a cosplay ring #Malon laughs her head off when he says they're going to him for advice #'babe I had to force you into understanding marriage' #'give me the boys I'll talk to them' #to the boys: 'listen Links don't stop going to him for love advice. ask about the most wierd traumatic shit you've been through' #'cook record his reactions this'll be hilarious' #'he's seemed wise...' 'he don't know shit kids he's quoting me' #Lu time #lu #linked universe #linkeduniverse #little did he know legend was the worst of them all #wars wears the glittery engagement ring he recommended with pride 'sorry I'm taken ladies in case you missed the sparkle' #technically Valentine's Day was 43 minutes ago but shhhh it's ok time doesn't know what love is either #I do not have several of the games or complete information #if I said something incorrect (or offensive ever) let me know :) #love you guys #:)

[crazylittlejester]

Time: *sighs* We can’t manipulate, mansplain, malewife our way out of this one, Captain

Warriors: *loosening his scarf just a bit* Manwhore it is

#i dunno if this has been done before but it came to me in a vision #wars is ace to me but i dont think he’s afraid to bat his eyelashes to get what he wants #hes pretty he knows it and he’s used it to his advantage before #absolute dumbass #incorrect quotes #linked universe #linkeduniverse #lu warriors #lu wars #warriors linked universe #linked universe warriors #lu time #time linked universe #jes talks

[luciennelune]

I just remembered a book trilogy called The Hero's Guide by Christopher Healy, and can I say, it has some of the most ridiculous quotes that fit the LU boys so well??

(I got the quotes from here and here but again, they're all from Christopher Healy books.)

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[sketchyspooksghostacc]

incorrect quote #1

Wild: You fuckers don’t know about my knife stick. It’s a knife fused to a stick and it’s the ultimate - Legend, not looking up from their book: Spear. Wild: BLOCKED.

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[3615rose]

Wars : Ever thought that the moon could be made of cheese?

Twilight : Pretty sure they made a movie about this

Time *visibly upset* : CAN YOU STOP TALKING ABOUT THE MOON FOR THREE FUCKING MINUTES?

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[cminoko]

Wind: Sighs

Time: What's up?

Wind: Wild spilled the beans on Twilight

Time: Oh, so does everyone know he's Wolfie now?

Wind: WHAT?!?

Meanwhile, Twilight is cleaning baked beans out of his tunic while glaring at Wild

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[jabthemoth]

My favourite hc is that the chain get into really heated debates over the most trivial things because there's only one braincell and they all have to share

#if the conversation looks weird it's because that's how the og post went #Linked Universe #lu Sky #lu Four #lu Warriors #lu Wild #lu Twilight #lu Wind #lu Hyrule #lu Legend #lu Time #lu incorrect quotes #Jabberings

[tentimesthecourage]

Legend:(speaking Lorulian) Warriors: I know, I know.  Time: You speak Lorulian?  Warriors: No. I just know the phrase, 'this is all your fault' in every language Legend speaks. 

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[legendofzoodles]

I thought Time was the straight main to the chain's shenanigans but in reality he used to be just like them and so doesn't personally see anything really wrong with their behaviour.

However where he's matured into simply acknowledging the outsider 'normal' view, Warriors internalised it before even donning the hero's scarf and has always been too conscious of how he's perceived.

I think I've said it before but Warriors didn't have a traditional adventure like the others, cities and towns aren't just pitstops for him so he respects infrastructure and social decorum. Plus he's used to minding his reputation and maintaining his perfect image. Whereas most of the others had the freedom to act pretty much like cryptids, showing up out of nowhere, spawning local legends and then disappearing after doing only slightly more good than harm.

Even without that pressure Warriors is still holding himself to that standard and even extended it over the others. Had they actually done something weird Time would've have called them out on it, but he didn't in this case because a bit of parkour is like...fine? It's really not that big a deal. They didn't break anything. I just find this aspect of the Captain's character interesting.

Art credit @linkeduniverse :)

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