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chasingthedragons · 28 days
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Gowns of House Hightower
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GREEN AND GOLD
The green of House Hightower worn by Queen Alicent, Lady Lynesse, the ladies of House Hightower who attended the royal wedding of Princess Rhaenyra and Princess Helaena.
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LIGHT BLUE & BLUE
Secondary House Hightower colors used by Queen Alicent, Queen Helaena and Princess Jaehaera, softer and gentler colors for sweet and sensitive ladies.
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Can you do Hightower hair?? Especially Lynesse and Alerie
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The hightowers follow the Tyrell’s and the rest of the Reach with the flowers, ribbons, and pearls. The have hair that’s is heavily inspired by the regency era and keep the hair very tall, high hair hightowers. The top right and middle are some that i could see Lynesse wearing since they are just so over the top. The two on the left are more Alerie since they have the flowers. Alicent wedding hair is imo one of the best hairstyles from Hotd, exactly what I would imagine a noble lady wearing.
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efpizza · 3 months
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Jorah Mormont's wedding portrait with his second wife, Lady Lynesse Hightower
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"To celebrate his victory (-over the Greyjoys), Robert ordained that a tourney should be held outside Lannisport. It was there I saw Lynesse, a maid half my age.
The first time I beheld her, I thought she was a goddess come to earth, the Maid herself made flesh. Her birth was far above my own. She was the youngest daughter of Lord Leyton Hightower of Oldtown. 
I crowned Lynesse queen of love and beauty, and that very night went to her father and asked for her hand. I was drunk, as much on glory as on wine. By rights I should have gotten a contemptuous refusal, but Lord Leyton accepted my offer. We were married there in Lannisport, and for a fortnight I was the happiest man in the wide world."
-Jorah, ACOK
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crazy-dane-art · 4 months
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Bear Island is no place for a lady...
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hellshee · 1 year
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I worried that given leave of your father's shadow, you might wither in King's Landing's sun. But you stood tall. Know that Old Town stands with you.
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teen-spirited-away · 29 days
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House Hightower
"We Light The Way"
Sigil: A Watchtower Crowned with Fire
Colors: Smoke-Grey, White, Red/Yellow
Seat: Hightower/Oldtown
The Road Ahead is Uncertain, but The End is Clear
The Hightowers are religious, obscure, wise, conservative, influential, knowledgeable, and traditional.
House Hightower values tradition, ancient knowledge, and the Faith of The Seven.
*Book House Color Accurate Version*
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coldraindropsss · 10 months
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Mellario of Norros, Lynesse Hightower
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alienoryva · 3 months
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Queen of love and beauty ;
🪻Princess Daenerys Targaryen : named by Ser Simon Dondarrion in the journey celebrating the completion of dragonpit in 55 AC (cr by: dalbe)
🪻Queen Alysanne Targaryen : named by Ser Ryam Redwyne in the 10th anniversary tourney in 58 AC (cr by: Elenya.art)
🪻Princess/Queen Rhaenyra i Targaryen : named by Ser Criston Cole in a tourney staged in 104 AC (cr by: Magali Villeneuve)
🪻Queen Naerys Targaryen : named by Her Brother Prince Aemon Targaryen [The Dragonknight], Who was disguised as a mystery knight known as The Knight of tears (cr by: Hylora)
🪻Princess/Queen Rhaella Targaryen : named by Ser Bonifer Hasty (cr by: Bella Bergolts)
🪻Lady Lyanna Stark : named by Prince Rhaegar Targaryen at the tourney at Harrenhal (cr by: louvie Haller)
🪻Lady Lynesse Hightower : named by Ser Jorah Mormont at the tourney at Lannisport (cr by: blackbettyes)
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🪻unknown daughter of lord ashford at the opening tourney at ashford meadow in 209AC
🪻unknown daughter of lord Walter whent and lady Shella whent at reigning Queen at the opening of the tourney at harrenhal
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thaliajoy-blog · 5 months
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So, this was a suggestion by @wickedlittlebxtchfromhighgarden ! Malora, Alerie & Lynesse Hightower, plus I drew a little baby Margaery (cause I know she likes her 😊) 💚
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House Hightower in 300AC A Feast for Crows, appendix
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Lynesse Hightower Headcanons
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For the first month after arriving in Winterfell, Lynesse keeps getting terribly lost in the Keep, and servants keep having to direct her places.
Lyna is under no circumstances used to the cold, and for a while simply stays within the Keep where it is warm.
Dotes on her husband and kids.
Is a very involved mother. Did not give any of her kids to a wet nurse, and would not under any circumstances. Even when people told her she should.
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Always had a better relationship with her mother than she did with her father.
Often feels torn and guilty about what side she ends up on during the Dance, but realizes her loyalty must be to her husband and that house. She also feels some guilt about the fact that Otto sent her to Cregan to ensure he would either side with the Greens or keep Cregan out of the war and she does neither.
Lynesse soon realizes if she wants her marriage to work, she must choose Cregan and the North over the Greens and she does so. Eventually, this does not even become a choice, just what she does.
She would rather side with her husband who she loves instead of Otto who sold her to further himself. She does still love Alicent, and her nephews and niece. But she hopes on some level Alicent could understand why Lynesse chose the side that she did.
Lynesse is very soft-spoken, and she does not seek power, nor does she seek to hold power over her husband. She wants a family and for her people to be safe. She is very good and gentle and finds strength in that.
Eventually, Lynesse changes her beliefs and she begins worshiping the Old Gods.
She literally just wants to be a mom and be with her kids and husband.
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After Cregan takes King's Landing, Lynesse takes Hera as her ward, and keeps her safe.
While Lynesse is soft, and often viewed as nothing more than Cregan's wife, she takes an active part in caring for the people of the North, Winterfell and Wintertown. She distributes food and clothes for the poor. She is steadfast in her beliefs and morals and her devotion to her family.
Comes to develop a deep and true love for her husband and would do anything for him. Although she still expresses her opinions and thoughts around him, even if they do not align with his own thoughts and beliefs.
Lynesse does not get angry very often, but when she does get angry and loses her temper, her anger is sharp and unyielding.
Lynesse had trouble getting pregnant, it took a while and it was hard for her for many reasons. For awhile she becomes worried that Cregan might think she could not give him a child and might seek to set her aside. Even though she knows he would never actually do that, it is often a thought in the back of her head.
When Lynesse finally fell pregnant, the pregnancy was very hard on her, and the child came early, nearly killing her. But both she and the babe lived. After that, for whatever reason, she became pregnant much more easily and the pregnancies and births were less dangerous.
Will kill for any of her kids.
She is politically aware and voices her opinion if she thinks it is an important matter, or if it involves her family and children directly, but she seeks to be more of a safe place for Cregan. A place away from the chaos and politics of being lord of Winterfell and the Dance. Will discuss politics and does sometimes bring stuff up to voice her opinion or for clarification but she does her best to not bombard Cregan with such things.
Becomes a Stark to her very core
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chasingthedragons · 2 years
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Illustrious Houses of Westeros in the days of King Viserys I Targaryen
HOUSE HIGHTOWER
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from left to right | Lord Hobert Hightower & Lady Lynesse Hightower
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Lord Hobert Hightower of Oldtown and Defender of the Citadel
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Lady Lynesse Hightower
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Ser Otto Hightower [Hand of the King]
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Ser Gwayne Hightower
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Queen Alicent Hightower [Queen Consort]
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from left to right | Lady Lynesse Hightower with her niece Queen Alicent Hightower & a Hightower squire
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OTHER HOUSES OF WESTEROS
HOUSE TARGARYEN [The Greens & The Blacks]
HOUSE VELARYON
HOUSE STRONG
HOUSE LANNISTER
HOUSE BARATHEON
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No Going Back
HOTD verse
@tessastormrp
Lynesse looked around the feasting hall, filled with people, but she knew none of them. In fact, Lynesse knew no one in the place that was to be her new home save for two of her ladies that traveled with her and the few Hightower guards that escorted her to the North. Besides those few people, everyone in the room was a stranger to her, even her new husband was a stranger to her. Lynesse had only met Cregan Stark the day before last and now they were married.
Staring down at the cup in her hands, the young Hightower tried to straighten her thoughts. The last few months of her life had been nothing but a whirlwind, a blur that passed her by. Her father and sister had told her she was to wed Cregan Stark, and that she would be leaving within the week to head North. Lynesse did not even know a marriage was being seriously entertained for her and in all honesty, she had expected to wed a Lannister, but instead, she had been sent North to marry the wolf. She had been packed up and sent on her way with small goodbyes to her family and instructions from her father. She was to wed Cregan Stark and win over the North's support against Rhaenyra. Lynesse wanted to ask how her father supposed she was to go about steering a Stark away from their oath, she was also curious how on earth Otto had gotten Cregan to agree to the match, but her father never gave her the chance to voice such questions. The Hightower girl had been sent away from her home and everything she knew to go North, a place she imagined she would never leave again, and wed a man she had never met.
Lynesse still felt as if she walking through a dream, like all of this had been a charade and might be called off any moment, but deep down, she knew it was real, and that there was no going back.
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House of the Dragon Ep. 3: Second of His Name, a Summary (Incorrect Quotes Edition)
SPOILERS AHEAD!
Daemon: *riding Caraxes and dracarysing people in the Stepstones* Crabfeeder, come out of your fucking cave and face me you son of a bitch!
Crabfeeder: *hides in the caves harder*
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*Baby Aegon’s birthday party*
Some lord: Omfg, your grace, baby Aegon looks just like you!
Viserys: Of course, he does. He’s my son.
Hobart Hightower: Ah, look at that, baby Aegon’s only 2 and he’s stealing the people’s hearts with his cuteness.
Otto: *lowkey proud grandpa* This morning, baby Aegon ate porridge with his hands. Want to see pics?
Hobart: He’s 2, wtf did you expect? The king’s throwing him an over the top birthday bash. Hopefully, this is more than just him turning 2.
Otto: What do you mean?
Hobart: He’s 2, and not a baby anymore. King Vis should be naming him his heir.
Otto: Lol, it’s not that easy, big bro.
Hobart: Wtf, he’s the firstborn son.
Otto: Well…I don’t think he cares about that.
Hobart: Wtf Otto, you’re the Hand. Open his eyes, mofo.
Tyland: My king, I have some tea from the Stepstones. The crabfeeder pulled a surprise attack.
Viserys: *thoughts* Wtf not this again.
Viserys: Not now, Tyland.
Tyland: But it’s like a national emergency.
Viserys: Dude, it’s been three years. That shit can wait. It’s my son’s birthday. Now, forget about it and eat.
Viserys, to Lyonel: Is everything ready?
Lyonel: Yep, Jason wants us there by noon, I think.
Viserys: Hmm, btw, have you seen Rhae-Rhae?
Lyonel: Uh, no.
Tyland: My king-
Viserys: Wtf Tyland, I said not now.
Tyland: But we have to-
Viserys: *ignores him*
Viserys, to Criston: Where tf is Rhae-Rhae?
Criston: Uh, Idk.
Tyland: The Velaryons and your lil bro-
Viserys: Tyland, seriously?
Otto: Daemon and the Sea Snake started this shit on their own. Whatever happens, that shit is their problem alone.
Viserys: *frustrated* CAN SOMEONE JUST FUCKING TELL ME WHERE RHAE-RHAE IS?!
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Rhaenyra: *having a picnic alone in the godswood, listening repeatedly to a live performance of an artist on spotify while reading*
Samwell: *song ends*
Rhaenyra: Again.
Samwell: Maybe you want to play the next song?
Rhaenyra: Nope. Just play it on loop.
Samwell: *starts playing again, then stops* Queen Ali.
Rhaenyra: Wtf I didn’t say pause. From the top.
Alicent: Rhae-Rhae?
Rhaenyra: Yes, Queen Ali.
Alicent: They need you in the courtyard, we’re about to leave.
Rhaenyra: Nope, I wanna stay here.
Alicent: Alright, Samwell, gtfo, I need to talk to Rhae-Rhae.
Rhaenyra: Wait, stay by order of the princess.
Alicent: I’m the queen, and I said gtfo.
Samwell: *bows and leaves*
Rhaenyra: *thoughts, mimicking Ali* I’m the queen, I can do whatever I want. Fucking bitch.
Alicent: Your dad wants you to come.
Rhaenyra: It’s not my birthday, I don’t need to be at the party.
Alicent: Rhae-Rhae, he wants us all to be together. I think it could be…fun? Idk.
Rhaenyra: Is it one of my dad’s orders?
Alicent: Well, yes, but-
Rhaenyra: *stands up* Then let’s go. Wtf are we still staying here for?
Alicent: But you shouldn’t worry about it, Rhae-Rhae. It’s-
Rhaenyra: *leaves* K bye.
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Viserys: This is nice. Going on a roadtrip with my family.
Rhaenyra: *forces out a smile* …sure.
*carriage hit turbulence in the rocky road*
Alicent: *holds her belly*
Rhaenyra: Wtf. You’re pregnant. Why did you even agree to travel?
Alicent: Maester said I should breath in fresh air.
Viserys: You’ll be a mom soon, Rhae-Rhae. Then I’ll be a proud granddaddy.
Rhaenyra: Uh, no.
Alicent: It’s not that bad.
Rhaenyra: My mom died giving birth to my lil’ bro, so…
Viserys: Well, maybe you should come with me later and-
Rhaenyra: Eh, no. Boars are so yucky.
Viserys: Wtf did you expect? It’s a hunt. How would you like to join us then?
Rhaenyra: I’m not even sure why I’m here, dad.
Viserys: Rhae-Rhae, you’re my baby girl. The princess. It’s your duty to-
Rhaenyra: As I’m always reminded, wtf.
Viserys: Wtf did you say?
Rhaenyra: I said, you sound like a broken record because you keep reminding me.
Viserys: If you did your fucking duties, you wouldn’t be reminded.
Rhaenyra: Why tf would I even care? No one’s here for me. [girl, I feel you.]
Viserys: *visibly and emotionally concerned*
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Rhaenyra: *enters tent and mostly gets ignored*
Lady wives and Queen Ali: *gossiping over tea*
Larys: I don’t think I’m allowed to go hunting, can I sit here with you girls instead?
Queen Ali: Uh, I guess.
Larys: Yay!
Queen Ali: Btw ladies, this is Larys Strong. He’s Lyonel’s son.
Lynesse Hightower: They said the Stepstones is a place for savages.
Ciera Lannister: Maybe the princess can give us some tea about it.
Rhaenyra: Oh, Idk shit about the Stepstones.
Ciera Lannister: Your uncle started this whole thing.
Rhaenyra: Idk, we haven’t chat in years.
Ciera Lannister: Of course, since your daddy chose you instead of him.
Alicent: Daemon made his own choices, all that shit is his fault. That’s why Vis chose Rhae-Rhae because she’s amazing.
Rhaenyra: Omfg thanks bestie.
Joselyn Redwyne: Well, Daemon made a mess and the king must make it stop. He must send his bad bitches to end those mofos for good.
Rhaenyra: Why? We’re not at war.
Joselyn Redwyne: But we are. Even though your daddy is still in denial, your uncle and the Sea Snake dragged us into it.
Rhaenyra: Ok, you’re complaining about it, I understand. So tell me, how exactly is your crinkly old ass helping the sitch, hmm? By sitting here in a comfy chair, petting your dog, and eating cake?
Joselyn Redwyne: …
Larys:
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Rhaenyra: I thought so. Later, you old bitches.
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Jason, to Rhaenyra: Hi princess, I’m Jason Lannister.
Rhaenyra: I know, lol. You have lion patterns in your clothes.
Jason, to a servant: Hey, get the princess a drink.
Rhaenyra: Omfg you look familiar. Your twin bro serves my dad, right?
Jason: *hands Rhae-Rhae wine* Yes, I think because he likes all the boring meetings. Btw, this drink’s made in Lannisport and it’s the best ever.
Rhaenyra: Uh, sure.
Jason: This place is nice, but the one near my house is better. You been there?
Rhaenyra: Once, but I don’t remember much.
Jason: You can get a nice view of the Sunset Sea from my house. I don’t have a dragonpit, but don’t worry. I have the money to build one.
Rhaenyra: *confused* Why tf do you need a dragonpit?
Jason: Uh, because you have a dragon. I would do anything for my future wife. *wink-wink*
Rhaenyra: Wait
Rhaenyra: *walks out* WTF
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Rhaenyra: DAD WHAT THE FUCK?!!
Viserys: Rhae-Rhae, what-
Rhaenyra: You’re marrying me off to some old bat? Wtf is wrong with you?
Viserys: Baby, you’re 17. You’re legal age now.
Rhaenyra: That old bat is arrogant and a fucking idiot!
Viserys: Rhae-Rhae, people have been coming to me asking for your hand. And I HAVE TRIED TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT IT, BUT YOU JUST SHUT ME OUT EVERY FUCKING TIME!
Rhaenyra: BECAUSE I DON’T WANNA GET MARRIED!
Viserys: DON’T YOU DARE RAISE YOUR VOICE AT ME, YOUNG LADY!
Otto: Uh, my king, we’re in the middle of a party. So kindly just…shh.
Viserys, to Rhaenyra: You have to get married.
Viserys, to Otto: Wtf is it now?
Otto: Fyi, my bitches reports they saw a white hart stag. And think it will be the biggest tea for baby Aegon’s birthday party buffet.
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Rhaenyra: *gets to her horse* I’m so getting tf out of here.
Criston: *sees Rhae-Rhae leaving* Wtf princess! Wait!
Rhaenyra: *ignores Crispy and leaves*
Criston: *gets into a horse and runs after Rhae-Rhae* WTF WTF WTF I have to protect her or it’s my head.
Criston: Princess, wait!
Rhaenyra: Go away, Crispy!
Criston: *catches up and stops the horses* You’re giving me a heart attack. Wtf happened back there?
Rhaenyra: My dad’s trying to marry me off to Jason Lannister. I mean, my daddy chose me as heir then just paired me off to some old bitch. Wtf is he thinking?
Criston: So…you want me to kill him?
Rhaenyra: *laughs* I wish.
Criston: I think we should go back to camp.
Rhaenyra: I don’t feel like going back yet. Maybe we should explore first.
Rhaenyra: Tell me, Crispy, did you ever got close to getting married?
Criston: Nope. I would’ve, but I chose to be kingsguard instead.
Rhaenyra: You’re so lucky you get to make decisions for yourself. Me on the other hand…
Criston: Rhae-Rhae, there are people who would love to take your place.
Rhaenyra: They’re only saying that because they’ve never been in my place, Crispy. I may be a princess, but I’m powerless.
Criston: No, you’re not. You literally had me in line to be a kingsguard. That’s not powerless. You’re a boss-ass bitch.
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Viserys: *hunting and so bored* Are we there yet?
Hunstman: We’re following the trail, my king. The white hart is a symbol of royalty here, way before dragons came.
Otto: *excited* Omfg! This is so exciting! And this is happening on my grandson’s- I mean, Prince Aegon’s birthday! This is a sign!
Viserys: Uh…sure.
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Viserys: *gets drunk*
Jason: Hi, my king. *shows him a spear* I had this made as a gift in honor of the baby prince.
Servant: *takes the spear*
Viserys: *lowkey unimpressed* This is nice, I guess.
Jason: I hope you’ll use that to kill the white hart stag.
Viserys: Uh, thanks for the spear.
Jason: Btw, I would love for Princess Rhae-Rhae to be my wife. If that happens, you will have strength.
Viserys: Wtf do we need more strength for?
Jason: Hey, if someone offers you more dragons, you’d take them, right?
Viserys: Bitch, do you even have dragons to offer?
Jason: ….
Jason: Btw, I have a big, nice house and Rhae-Rhae can live with me there. It wouldn’t be so bad after it gets taken from her.
Viserys: What will be taken from her?
Jason: Well, when you choose baby Aegon as heir.
Viserys: Why tf would I do that?
Jason: Well-you have a baby boy now. People just assume-
Viserys: People? So there’s many of you? Son of a bitch. Are you fucking questioning me about my choices on who’s going to sit after me?
Jason: Uh, no. I mean-
Viserys: Wtf I thought long and hard to choose Rhae-Rhae as the heir. The bitches in the kingdom should fucking remember that.
Jason: …
Viserys: Btw, thanks for the gift.
Jason: K bye.
Otto: My king. The white hart will be found, don’t worry. Btw, what do you think of Jason’s idea?
Viserys: It’s ridiculous. That bitch has a bigger head than I thought.
Otto: You’re not just Rhae-Rhae’s dad, you’re the king. You command her something, she’ll have no choice but to do it.
Viserys: I don’t want that for my baby girl. I want her to be happy.
Otto: I have another idea, btw. Maybe marry her off to her bro?
Viserys:
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Viserys: Are you fucking serious?
Otto: Yeah, I mean-
Viserys: Rhae-Rhae’s 17 and Aegon is 2. WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU?!
Otto: But-
Viserys:
Viserys: Bitch, I came here to hunt. Not to talk about this nonsense!
Otto: Sorry. So sorry, my king. I have to go now.
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Lyonel: I already sent people to find Rhae-Rhae, my king. Crispy Coleslaw went after her, so maybe they’re together.
Viserys: *drunk af* Where have I failed at parenting? I tell her to not do something, and she’ll do the exact opposite. Some king I am.
Lyonel: When your granddaddy Jaehaerys was king, there was peace. But his babies also drove him crazy. It runs in the family. Lol
Viserys: *drinks more wine*
Lyonel: Uh, don’t you wanna hear what I think?
Viserys: Lemme guess, you want her to marry one of your sons?
Lyonel: Lol no, I think she should marry the Sea Snake’s son, Laenor. He’s like the heir to the richest house in Westeros so technically, he’s the best option. Also, I think the Sea Snake’s still salty when you rejected his proposal to marry his baby girl. I just hope ser Laenor makes it out alive of the Stepstones though.
Viserys: Huh, that’s actually a great idea. I’ll think about that.
. . . . .
Criston: Princess, I really think we should get back to camp.
Rhaenyra: I think I like it better here.
Criston: I’m pretty sure, your daddy’s worried about you.
Rhaenyra: Idgaf if he’s worried or not.
Criston:…ok.
Rhaenyra: Hey Crispy, do you think I’d be accepted as queen?
Criston: They’ll have no choice, lol. Your daddy already made you his heir.
Horse: *uneasy* I sense something coming.
Rhaenyra: Omfg wtf was that?
Criston: *pulls sword* Stay calm, I got it.
Boar: *charges at Rhae-Rhae*
Rhaenyra: WTF CRISPY HELP!
Criston: *stabs the boar*
Boar: *still oinking* bitch you thought-
Rhaenyra: *stabs it repeatedly* JUST! FUCKING! DIE! ALREADY!
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Viserys: *drinking and standing by the bonfire*
Alicent: Hey, you ok?
Viserys: *drunk ranting* I chose Rhae-Rhae to protect Westeros from Daemon. She’s my only baby. The realm’s delight.
Alicent: Uh, Viserys?
Viserys: *continues ranting*
Alicent: Ok, Vis. You’re drunk. Get some rest.
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Otto: We didn’t find the white hart, but we did find this other stag.
Harwin: It’s not the white hart, my king. But he’s a big one.
Jason: *hands him the spear* Spear for the kill!
Viserys: *takes the spear* Alright, let’s do this.
Viserys: *stabs the stag*
Viserys: Ok, we’re done here.
. . . . .
Rhaenyra: *looks over the view of the Kingswood* Omfg it really is pretty here.
White Hart Stag: *shows up* Hey yow, Princess.
Criston: *grabs his sword*
Rhaenyra: No, it’s ok, Crispy.
White Hart Stag: K bye. *leaves*
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Rhaenyra and Criston: *returns to camp with the dead boar*
Everyone: *gasps*
Rhaenyra: *covered in blood* I’m back, bitches! Miss me?
Everyone: WTF
Harwin:
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Jason:
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Rhaenyra: I brought a boar to be cooked, You’re all fucking welcome!
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Alicent, to Otto: Hi daddy.
Otto: Did you enjoy the family trip?
Alicent: Uh, sure.
Otto: How’s my grandbaby?
Alicent: He’s fine. People are fond of him, btw.
Otto: Of course, he’s cute. Also, he’s the future king.
Alicent: Dad, isn’t Rhae-Rhae the heir?
Otto: Aegon is the baby boy. Rhae-Rhae is a girl.
Alicent: So?
Otto: So, he’s ahead in the succession. As boys always are before the girls.
Alicent: I can’t have my baby steal Rhae-Rhae’s birthright.
Otto: It’s Aegon’s. Why are you in denial about this?
Alicent: But-
Otto: You have to convince him.
Alicent: Wtf
. . . . .
Alicent: Hey, Vis. How you feeling?
Viserys: *still drunk, continues to rant about Rhae-Rhae*
Alicent: …
Alicent: *sees a letter on the table* Wtf is that?
Viserys: A letter from the Sea Snake’s lil’ bro.
Alicent: *reads the letter* Omfg, they’re asking for help. Why aren’t we sending help?
Viserys: Because it was started by two idiots who were not happy with my decisions. And if I do send help, what will the people say about me, huh?
Alicent: Uh, that you’re a good guy who loves his baby brother?
Viserys: …
Viserys: I’m gonna have to do the right thing here, aren’t I?
Alicent:
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Viserys: Dammit.
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Viserys, to Addam: Deliver this to my lil’ bro to Dwarfstone.
Addam: Yes, my king. K bye.
Rhaenyra: Dwarfstone? Wtf is going on?
Viserys: I’m sending help to your uncle Daemon.
Rhaenyra: *doesn’t believe it* Uncle Daemon asked for help?
Viserys: Nah, he’d die if I wouldn’t so…
Rhaenyra: *squeaks in Dolores Madrigal*
Viserys: Am I wrong for doing it?
Rhaenyra: Does it even matter what I think?
Viserys: Daemon is giving me enough headaches without you adding to it. Why do you keep adding to it?
Rhaenyra: If this is about that old bat-
Viserys: I’m sorry, Rhae-Rhae. I’m just trying to help you, that’s it. What wrong with that?
Rhaenyra: Because you have a new favorite! And it’s Alicent’s baby boy. I mean, I know you’ve always wanted a son and now you have one. What does that make me now, daddy?
Viserys: Rhae-Rhae, wtf are you talking about?
Rhaenyra: Daddy, everyone knows it. Even Jason Lannister knows it.
Viserys: Baby, we marry for advantage, to gain more allies, and strengthen our army. You already know this, right? I was promised to your mommy.
Rhaenyra: I know, wtf. I’ve heard this story a million times.
Viserys: I loved your mommy. She made me who I am today. Look, I’m not replacing you. That never even came to me. I just want to see you happy.
Rhaenyra: You think finding a hubby for myself would do that?
Viserys: I’m saying a family.
Rhaenyra: I had a family. But you know…*shrugs*
Viserys: Wtf do you want me to do?
Rhaenyra: Daddy, please. If it was for advantage, you would’ve married Laena Velaryon.
Viserys: …
Viserys: *lowkey impressed* *thoughts* Omfg she speaks the truth.
Viserys: I mean…you’re not wrong.
Viserys: But seriously, you have get married. I don’t care who it is, as long as you’re happy.
Rhaenyra: Thanks, daddy.
Viserys: Rhae-Rhae. I promise you, in your mommy’s memory, you will always be my favorite.
. . . . .
Corlys: We need to keep fighting. We can’t give up now.
Laenor: It’s pointless, dad. When we’re not attacking, they come out. But when we attack, they hide.
Vaemond: Because they know they’d be barbequed if they do. The caves are their bunker, they ain’t comin’ out unless they have to.
Laenor: Then we give them a reason to come out of the bunker. We’ll need a volunteer to go in and wave a surrender flag for show.
Corlys: Ok, but who?
Vaemond: Yeah, who? Who actually has balls to go there and say ‘it’s over, you win’, huh?
Laenor: Idk, Daemon?
Vaemond: He’s the fucking reason we’re losing, wtf!
Laenor: Oh, I’m sorry, wtf have you done while we were all working our asses off to win? Complain all the fucking time!
Corlys: That’s enough. We don’t have time for this shit.
Vaemond: Wtf! We obviously need help. But y’all are too proud to ask for it.
Corlys, to Vaemond: Lil’ bro, I swear to god stop being such a drama queen!
Daemon: *arrives late* I’m here! Sorry I’m late. Air traffic. What I miss?
Vaemond: If we don’t do anything, we’ll all die here.
Addam: *surprise entrance* Prince Daemon, I brought you some tea from your big bro, the king. *hands him a letter*
Daemon: *takes and reads the letter*
The Letter: Hey, lil’ bro. I’m sending you help. Look, I know we fight a lot but whatever happens you’re still my lil’ bro and I don’t wanna see you fail. Hope you come home soon.
Daemon: *beats the shit out of Addam*
Laenor: *grabs Daemon* Wtf are you doing?
Daemon, to Addam: Get your fucking ass out of here!
Corlys: Wtf, Daemon?
Laenor: Btw, if we're going to win this, we need someone to-
Daemon:
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Daemon, rowing to the Stepstones: *mumbles* Viserys thought I can’t do anything right? Huh, I’ll show him. Imma win this shit right now. I don’t need his fucking help.
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Crabfeeder Army: *gets out of the caves* Kill him!
Laenor, on Seasmoke: *burns the crabfeeder army* Dracarys, bitches!
Crabfeeder Army: *gets barbequed*
Velaryon Army: Let’s finish these mofos!
Crabfeeder Archers: Kill them all!
Laenor, on Seasmoke: Did you forget about me? Dracarys!
Crabfeeder Archers: *gets barbequed*
Daemon: *goes after the Crabfeeder and kills him*
Daemon: *coming out of the cave with the Crabfeeder’s upper body* IT’S OVER! WE WON! IN YOUR FACE, VISERYS! I DIDN’T NEED YOUR FUCKING HELP!
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houseofpendragons · 1 year
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I may not be their mother, but I Iove them like they are my own, I respect them for who they are, and I cherish the very bones of them. What have you ever done for them that hasn't been for your own gain? ~ Lynesse to Otto
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“My nephew Jorah brought home a proper lady once,” said Lady Maege. “He won her in a tourney. How she hated that carving.”
“Aye, and all the rest,” said Dacey. “She had hair like spun gold, that Lynesse. Skin like cream. But her soft hands were never made for axes.”
“Catelyn knew of whom they spoke; Jorah Mormont had brought his second wife to Winterfell for feasts, and once they had guested for a fortnight. She remembered how young the Lady Lynesse had been, how fair, and how unhappy. One night, after several cups of wine, she had confessed to Catelyn that the north was no place for a Hightower of Oldtown.”
Megan Dodds as Lynesse Hightower
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