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Makeshift Mauler (Innistrad) - James Ryman
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Makeshift Mauler
"It always amazes me what perfectly good things people throw away." —Ludevic, necro-alchemist
Artist: James Ryman TCG Player Link Scryfall Link EDHREC Link
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Makeshift Mauler Large undead, neutral evil Armor Class 15 (armor plating) Hit Points 133 (14d10 + 56) Speed 30 ft., climb 10 ft. Str 18, Dex 13, Con18, Int 2, Wis 11, Cha 3 Skills Stealth +3 Damage Resistances necrotic Senses blindsight 60 ft. passive Perception 10 Languages - Challenge 6 (2300 XP) Fragile Construction. A makeshift mauler's body is crudely put together. If a makeshift mauler takes damage from a critical hit, it takes the maximum possible damage that could have been rolled.
--Actions-- Multiattack. The makeshift mauler makes two scythe arm attacks. If both attacks hit the same target, the makeshift mauler tears its victim's flesh horribly, dealing an extra 13 (3d8) slashing damage. Any creature (besides the victim) within 30 feet that witnesses the attack, must make a Wisdom saving throw (DC 11) or gain the frightened condition for 1 round. Once a creature succeeds on its saving throw against this effect, it cannot be affected again for 24 hours. Bite. Melee Weapon Attack: +7 to hit, reach 5 ft., one target. Hit: 8 (1d8+4) piercing damage) piercing damage. Scythe Arm. Melee Weapon Attack: +7 to hit, reach 10 ft., one target. Hit: 13 (2d8+4) piercing damage) piercing damage.
Makeshift maulers are horrid undead crafted by the most twisted necromancers. Half-flesh, half-rusted metal, black ichor leaks from where the two meet, oozing over the creature’s body. They serve as brutes in undead armies, guardians of ancient tombs, or to gather more corpses for a necromancer to experiment on. Makeshift maulers stand about nine feet tall and weigh almost 600 pounds.
Breaking with my plans a bit to bring you a monster from Magic The Gathering that has always been a favorite of mine. I may do a few more of these, but I will mostly stick to converting monsters from third edition to fifth edition. Also, please send me a message or inbox me if you have a particular monster from 3.5 that you’d like me to convert. I’ve got all the sourcebooks.
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officialotakudome · 3 years
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Invincible First Impressions
Amazon’s Prime Studios tackles adult animation with Robert Kirkman’s Invincible series. Adapting the source material from Image Comics the series follows Mark Grayson who dreams of becoming a hero like his dad. Unfortunately Mark has yet to develop his superpowers at age 17 worrying his superhero father. But when his father becomes a threat just as Mark’s powers slowly manifest he must step up to stop him.
Invincible is a 2021 adult animated superhero series based on the Robert Kirkman’s comic of the same name. It is produced by Skybound, and distributed by Amazon Studios. Season one currently airs on Prime Video.
Editor’s Note: Near complete to complete spoilers for the first four episodes of Invincible may be present within this review.
Steven Yeun stars as Invincible on Prime Video.
With the MCU dominating the TV and film landscape of superhero content producers are trying their luck with darker takes on the genre. Successes like the Snyder Cut & The Boys have made way for creatives to explore the not so pretty realities of being a superhero. Such as betrayal and not being able to save everyone. Robert Kirkman’s Invincible is one series that covers these themes for the genre and it doesn’t really hold back. 
Invincible follows late bloomer superhero Mark Grayson.
THE GOOD: The show starts off with The Guardians of the Globe (a knock on Justice League) dealing with a duo of supervillains attacking the White House. As the team struggle to secure the safety of citizens Omni-Man appears and helps out giving them the edge to defeat the villains. Omni-Man whose real name is Nolan returns home to his wife and son Mark who has yet to develop his superpowers at age seventeen which is a rarity for superpowered individuals. During school his crush Amber is being harassed by a bully. Mark intervenes only to be attacked with Amber retaliating sending the bully away. The Guardians of the Globe have a meeting later that night and are surprised with a sudden visit from Omni-Man at their HQ. Omni-Man suddenly attacks and kill the Guardians one by one before falling into a coma. The Global Defense Agency respond to the disturbance at the Guardians HQ shocked at the scene as they recover their bodies and the comatose Omni-Man. 
As Omni-Man lays bedridden Mark’s powers begin to finally develop and he becomes a makeshift vigilante. An alien race invades Earth Mark is overwhelmed defeating the aliens by sheer luck. As Omni-Man recovers he becomes a suspect of the Guardians’ murder by Damien Darkblood. A demonic detective who extends his stay on Earth by performing cases that qualify as “good deeds”. Nolan awakes and begins his recovery. The aliens continue to invade Earth with time on their world accelerating at a faster rate than Earth’s granting them more advanced tech. Mark is nearly killed, but is saved by a lower ranked team of heroes known as Teen Team who help drive the aliens back.
Atom Eve, one of the members of Teen Team turns out to be one of Mark’s classmates named Samantha. In the latest confrontation with the aliens Teen Team & Mark are defeated and Samantha is nearly killed. Nolan now fully recovered saves them, later eradicating the alien race. Following the funeral for the Guardians, Nolan begins to display strange behavior. Samantha catches her team mate and boyfriend Rex cheating on her with another team mate Kate. Omni-Man trains Mark after catching him stop a villain as a vigilante. Cecil Stedman, director of GDA starts a new Guardians enlisting Robot as the leader with members of Teen Team following him outside of Eve. New additions to the team include Shrink Ray who can make herself small, Monster Girl a woman who transforms into a super enhanced ogre at the risk of her deaging each transformation, and Black Samson a former member of the Guardians who left after becoming depowered now using combat armor.
As Mark continues to struggle with keeping his normal and superhero life in check he’s asked by the GDA to watch over the Mars mission team.  He encounters Martians who want to keep humans off world due to them being easily infected by a mind & body possessing parasite. After a brief battle with the Martians Mark gets the team back to Earth. Debbie who had been suspicious of Nolan following a conversation with Darkblood goes on vacation with him in Italy. They make amends through Nolan’s lies, and Cecil now trusts Darkblood’s suspicions. When Darkblood refuses to drop the case Cecil sends him back to hell using magic. This is due to not wanting to act on Nolan without the latter’s motive. Unbeknownst to Cecil, however Darkblood used magic himself to remain on Earth through Debbie’s notepad. Robot man breaks Mauler (the alien who attacked the White House) out of holding who begins to clone himself again.
Teen heroes take on a much gorier role of superhero.
 Invincible is a very gory and no holds barred kind of superhero show which is rare to see. Even with stuff like the DCEU out there they still tend to hold back a bit on how far they go with the dark tone. This show doesn’t really do that. It could be argued that it’s the benefit of being an animated series. But then Robert Kirkman has never really been known for holding back on mature content. It’s kind of nice seeing superheroes fail just as much if not more than they succeed and that’s a running theme in Invincible. The heroes here are young and they make a lot of mistakes that actually get people killed. With his own experience in the Guardians Samson tries to guide the team, but it’s often mistaken as nagging mainly by Rex. 
Invincible features some changes from the source material.
THE BAD: In my current experience with the show it hasn’t lost my attention yet which is great. However, there are some animation issues that show up on occasion. So be aware of that going in. These are minor in count at best, but when they occur they’re fairly noticeable. This series is also quite gory if you don’t like that then tough cause there’s a lot. And there’s also a large use of music in this series throughout each episode. Sometimes it works, sometimes it feels unnecessary. Also if you’re coming in as a fan of the source do be aware of some changes such as character genders, etc.
Invincible is shaping up to be an entertaining father vs son hero superhero story.
OVERALL THOUGHTS: The first four (five as of this writing) episodes of Invincible successfully showcases a gory coming of age superhero adventure. It’s fast paced, but not to the point of being forgettable with a top notch voice cast & very solid animation. It’s kind of unfortunate that what may be Invincible’s biggest weakness is the fact that season one ends with eight episodes. However, considering the acclaim the series has received it’s undoubtedly going to receive at least a second round on Prime. Otaku Dome gives Invincible an 85 out of 100.
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After months of radio silence, such a large reading was so unexpected Ruffik didn’t even consider its legitimacy. Bored and irritated, the genius had assumed a malfunction with his scanning equipment. It was only after several hard resets and the signal proved itself to be genuine that Ruffik was appropriately losing his mind.
So worried was the genius to miss the action he had knocked his rifle from his desk whilst fitting his holster and not bothered to pick it back up again. When he couldn’t fit his thick coat over his safety gloves and his DCR-Suit, the coat was discarded. So too were the snowshoes and the earmuffs. Barley dressed for the extreme conditions, Ruffik had prayed to the alchemy that just one sample would remain suitable for his uses by the time he arrived. Only seconds after disembarking his Golem malfunctioned and wouldn’t budge. Frustrated, he left it behind. Pushing through banks of stinging snow he desperately listened to make sure he wasn’t too late. And then he had arrived, and saw there was no need for concern.
The data was immense, excessive even.
Piles of it were haphazardly tossed into heaps. Hopeless and glassy white eyes aimed themselves to an impassive universe. Shades of pink and magenta stark and shiny against the ice. The stench of it all was enough to curl the eartips. Even to a professional, the sheer volume of data verged on the grotesque.
“Unfortunate.”
The between the weight of a frigid night’s sky and the vast expanse of snow and ice, Ruffik’s voice barely carried to the parameter of the settlement. It was lucky the withered asura spoke to no one in particular, as his words fell flat on the backs of frozen gore.
“Very unfortunate.”
In his optimal scenario Ruffik had wanted to find samples from a small variety, but it was difficult to tell the race of some specimens. Quaggan of course stood out by their shape and stature, but many of the norn had died mid transformation and their frozen silhouettes matched those of the Goliath and Kodan Icebrood. A sylvari scout must have had a very bad day indeed, for Ruffik swore he could see plant matter beneath a mauler’s corrupted ice. The smaller more portable samples were disembodied limbs, impossibly to classify.
Equipment Ruffik had brought along for the purpose of scouring the snow for flecks of corruption were repurposed, used instead to locate samples small enough to carry back to the lab. With his tiny scalpel, he was forced to saw off softer sections of flesh. His tweezers he pinched together like a pick to chisel out appropriate chunks of ice.
It was somewhere between prying off a toenail and accidentally shattering a brittle eyelid that Ruffik fancied himself a change of study.
Of course that’s not what he told the Lionguard upon their thunderous arrival to the scene. His golem was broken, the attack was too far from his lab to properly transport the specimens, what do you mean you crazy bookahs want me to give back the samples for a ‘burial’? Ruffik found all manner of things to complain about and still neglected to mention the fact he felt rather ill. The other things he dictated loudly to anyone who would listen, even fabricating a few just for flair. It didn’t quite matter that no one listened to his demands, Ruffik made sure to repeat them when explaining his involvement to their captain.
“I am a marine biologist, technically,” He said, “With a certain fascination with the icebrood’s effects on the local sea life.”
The captain, a grizzled old charr so scarred and ragged Ruffik couldn’t tell where his fur ended and coat began, growled out a warning before he spoke.
“I meant why are you here now.”
The accusatory glances were nothing new, almost welcome in their familiarity. One could not help but indulge in the performance.
“I got a signal from my radar,” he said, “I rushed over quickly, I was so sure your little brigade of moral Templars would sanitize the area before I reached it.”
Ruffik leveled his gaze at the construction of a pyre in the center of the site.
“And I was right.”
The metal gantlets of a soldier to the captain’s left clinked as the old norn made fists of his hands, the captain held up a claw before he could so much as step forward.
“So you’re just an opportunist here to pick at the dead like a vulture,” He growled.
“You say opportunist,” Ruffik said in a lazy drawl “I say scientist.”
“And you intercepted a distress signal,”
“-Actually, it was my own sensor and it only detected movements of draconic magic.”
“…and presumably forgot to pass this signal on to the nearest stronghold?”
That hung in the air for a time, longer than Ruffik had expected it to. When Ruffik realized time was indeed still ticking on without his response, he was mortified to hear his own voice crack on the first word. He cleared his throat to try again, and realized he had nothing. For a few terrifying moments, he had nothing.
He was saved by the accusing glances, or rather, the caricature they offered him.
“Like I said,” he managed to keep his voice from shaking, “I was afraid you’d destroy the contamination.”
Some ways away, the first of the funeral pyres went up in flames.
“And I was right.”
With that Ruffik pushed away. The captain would get nothing more out of him. The worst punishment he could receive would be a surprise inspection of his laboratory for shades of dark grey and the glow of red data crystals, of which he certainly had none. It seemed as though the asura didn’t even notice the small brigade that had amassed around the makeshift interrogation. In reality, the looks of disgust and anger awarded to his blatant disregard for the dead were more important to him than they could have known.
Just as Ruffik feared it would, the bodies of men, women, and children were cleared from the refugee encampment.
The grumpy asuran researcher who had been of no help at all lingered for some reason. He watched the soldiers as they sorted through scarce belongings and pitiful supplies. He might of offered his assistance in the equations to ease himself from the boredom.
Considering Icebrood had no use of things like grain and firewood the fact there was very little of both was an indication to the camp’s quality of life. A short walk around the perimeter gave Ruffik a rough estimate as to how many families could have reasonably been sheltered there. Just for reference, Ruffik speculated that he could have fit the entire camp within one of his subterranean warehouses.
Out of a casual interest he calculated how long a crowd of that size could stay there with the resources he currently had in supply. If Ruffik had chosen made himself useful, these calculates would be shared with the soldiers. He would have told them that had the need arose, his lab could have feasibly housed every family that now lay dead in the snow until spring at the very latest.
But Ruffik didn’t say that, he didn’t talk to anyone. After his walk and a fun little mental exercise there was no real reason to stick around. He needed to reclaim his supplies- he had dropped them in a heap when the Guard had arrived. Passing back through the camp in that direction another pyre sparked to flame. Ruffik watched it, watched the invaluable corrupted ice disappear in the flames.
Beneath his thick gloves, Ruffik’s fingers remembered how that eyelid had shattered beneath his scalpel.
For unrelated reasons, Ruffik very suddenly needed to be walking in a different direction. It wasn’t until the sun was going down that someone felt the need to address the fact that he was still here.
“I’ve lost my supplies.” He said, “And considering I lost them sometime after your captain demanded an interrogation, I demand to be compensated.”
“What?” It was a low ranking marksman who had evidently drawn the short straw, “No, you need to leave now.”
Indignation finally bubbled up in Ruffik’s chest, and he drank greedily from its warmth.
“I’m not asking,” he sneered, “I am demanding. I have lost my supplies, my livelihood, do you know how hard it is to receive equipment this far north? I could be set back for weeks due to your incompetence!”
A charr soldier hovered in the background, but Ruffik was too furious to be intimidated.
“I’ve lost my most valuable supplies! My scalpel, my test tubes, my gloves-“
The soldier blinked in confusion, her eyes glancing downwards.
“Sir, you’re wearing your gloves,” She said.
This caused Ruffik to pause. He looked down at his hands and indeed, there they were. That was some relief, he supposed. They were good gloves, nick and warm but still thin enough for his delicate work.
Thin enough that he had somehow felt each crack in the blistered skin beneath the leather.
Ruffik must have flinched, for when the soldier spoke it was with concern.
“Are you alright?”
Ruffik looked up at her through the haze, his hands bunching at his sides. Had he been wearing his gloves all this time? That was rather unhygienic, wasn’t it? He had just been handling raw dragon corruption, after all.
“I’m fine,” he spat, “All I want is for you imbeciles to return my-“
Ruffik, almost thoughtlessly, reached for his rifle. When his fingers passed through an empty space on his holster the feelings of rage and confusion finally met and ignited.
“My gun!” he cried whist being forcibly removed, “They stole my gun!”
Without the promise of his supply or dignity Ruffik was finally barred reentry to the camp under an unspoken threat of general unpleasantness. The last bit of patience for the grumpy old asura was the offer of an escort back to his lab, which was received about as well as any of them expected.
Ruffik marched away, unable to shake a sticky weight in his chest he hadn’t felt since his time as an apprentice. The chill cooled his rage, and in time humiliation curdled his fading adrenaline. The walk back over the tundra loomed in his mind, all Ruffik wanted to do was fall into a bed that lay across an impossible expanse of snow. He had lost his equipment, his dignity, and a good deal of his head to this debacle.
And when he had tried to pick it up the eyelid, it had all but disintegrated into a light dusting over that woman’s empty gaze.
“Hooo!”
Ruffik was all but ready to batter the next unfortunate twist of the night, and the Quaggan could see it on his face.
Fear flashed in those beady black eyes, before she scowled and stood firm. “Foo! How rude!”
Ruffik growled as he rubbed his temple, and would have moved on if not for her following behind him.
“Quaggan has the tadpoles!” She said, “Quaggan hid them away safe when she saw the Icebrood!”
“Good for Quaggan.” He said darkly.
“Noooo!” she cried, putting a webbed hand to her leathery cheek, “Quaggan knew a secret way out! Quaggan swam away with the tadpoles! Tadpoles are safe, where are the other survivors?”
“There aren’t any.” Ruffik said, a bit harder then perhaps was necessary.
The Quaggan recoiled, the cogs of her tiny mind clashing together until her face tilted upwards to see the smoke of funeral pyres curl in the sky.
“Fooooo…” she said, a sound more disappointed than mournful. Perhaps even a brainless Quaggan had understood the situation as dire.
They stood there together. The Quaggan did not address him directly, but there was a still a sense he was not yet excused. It was not uncommon for natives to the region to try and flag bystanders down for some impromptu meddling in their affairs. Quaggan especially seemed to have a cultural taboo against doing their own dirty work and relied entirely on the kindness of strangers. Unless he made a point to contest, Ruffik was trapped in the role of one such stranger.
The Lionguard had their hands full and likely did not want to see him again and there wouldn’t be anyone else running along to sort this out. Ruffik sighed, there was nothing for it.
“How many of these ‘tadpoles’ are there?”
“Two!” The Quaggan said, “Too small to fight, so Quaggan swam away!”
While he likely should have been a bit depressed to learn there were only two survivors, Ruffik couldn’t help but appreciate the convenience.
“Too young to fight,” Ruffik repeated, “How old would you say, can they survive without their mother?”
“Ooooo,” the Quaggan scratched her chin, as if calculating lifespans of other races in her mind, “I think so.”
Ruffik’s forehead fell into his palm briefly before he looked mournfully to the large peaks between him and his lab.  
“Fine, fine,” He said, “Let me take a look at them.”
He was a scientist with a special interest in extreme conditions and though his subject had little in common with anthropology he was surely a greater authority than those nincompoops on the Lionguard. Ruffik had no particular disdain for small children and bookah children at least knew to be seen and not heard. Following a broody Quaggan and a pair of dumb infants back to some refuge or other wouldn’t be a problem so long as she didn’t expect him to touch the squirmy things.
So Ruffik followed behind the Quaggan to the edge of the frosted lake and tried not to look mortified at the thought of her plunging a pair of infants into their icy depths. Luckily when she returned she was butting a cradle through the water, the passengers inside warm as dry as one could be this far north. Ruffik nearly threw out his back pulling them to shore, why was it that all Bookahs this far north insisted upon being so enormous?
Pushing the heaps of blankets and furs aside, Ruffik knelt to inspect the pair in their seemingly perfect state of health for two norn of their age.
They couldn’t have been much older than a year at the most, their sleeping faces too pale and plump for them to be newborns. From their mirrored features and the gentle tufts of white-blonde hair poking out from their swaddling they could have been siblings, perhaps twins. Tugging at the seams of their blankets showed tiny chests that rose and feel to Ruffik’s satisfaction, the tiny thud off of a pulse could be felt through their chubby necks. It wasn’t possible to do a full analysis for dragon corruption or even frostbite without exposing them to the cold, and whilst they likely would have been fine in a normal blizzard Ruffik knew the Bitterfrost’s teeth could sink into even a norn.
Still, he was able to wrestle a tiny hand free, and very suddenly was taken aback. There are many truths about the world one knows well, though still finds them startling to behold. Moose, for example, are larger than one imagines in their mind, dung beetles smell awful, and babies- even norn babies, had the most freakishly small fingernails Ruffik had ever seen.
For a moment Ruffik forgot what he was looking for. He was so transfixed by the familiar appendage scaled to miniscule he gently bent and turned the wrist in awe. He wasn’t even sure if he was endeared or disturbed, it merely shocked him that he had not considered this before. The trance ended when the infant mumbled, Ruffik blinked and tucked the arm back against the child’s face before covering them both in furs once again.
There wasn’t much Ruffik was able to see with them swaddled as they were, but the light pink of their cheeks and heat emanating from the basket told him neither was in any immediate danger. Whilst a further inspection could be advised, that was something for the healers and shamans of Sorrow’s Eclipse to discern.
Ruffik rose to say as much to his companion, but the words took a while to come.
The Quaggan stared at him expectantly, his silence obviously worrying her. Ruffik cleared his throat.
“They appear to be in decent enough shape,” he said, “I’m no pediatrician, but I believe they are old enough to travel without their mother.”
The Quaggan sighed in relief and waddled forward to reclaim the basket, but Ruffik did not stand aside.
“Coo?”
“Hold on a moment,” he said, almost without thinking, “I’d like to take a better look.”
They were huddled together, gently touching heads as if in comfort. Definitely twins, they gravitated to each other even in sleep. Ruffik removed his glove to tuck a stray lock of hair back into the swaddling. The child’s face twitched, Ruffik could just make out his downy eyebrows, a lip that briefly curled, and a nose that wriggled under his cold touch.
“Is something wrong?” The Quaggan’s said, worry evident in her voice.
Ruffik shook himself from his stupor to regard her.
“…I think so,” he said, then looked down again.
This time it was the eyes that caught his attention, even closed as they were. So impossibly small on an impossibly small face… He barely noticed the gossamer thin lashes until he looked for them.
And then his gaze fell onto the creases of two tiny perfect eyelids closed in a tiny person’s perfect sleep.
“Go to the santuary,” Ruffik said, “I need you to find a shaman.”
“Oooo!” The Quaggaon cried, and wasted no time flopping into the water. Ruffik watched her go, the inky black depths merging with her camouflage. It was cold and bleak and dark down there, up here, and anywhere in the Bitterfrost frontier. There were so many horrible ways to die in a place like this, even without the icebrood attacking. Slowly Ruffik turned back to the basket. He thought of those little hands and faces, unwittingly compared them to the corpses of the camp.
His shoulders seized, as though some unseen hand gripped his neck.
Landmarks were far and few between past the Bitterfrost Frontier. Even the slightest disturbance of snow cast long shadows across an otherwise bleak expanse. No cover, no shade, no shapes even remotely familiar to a native of the Maguuma Jungle. Only solemn towers of rock and ice obscured sunrise in the distance, the first droplets of morning light climbed and spilled from their impossible peaks as Ruffik followed his own footprints back to the lab. Somewhere along the journey Ruffik collided painfully with his busted golem, almost dropping one of his enormous bundles in the snow. The infant of that arm, the female, slept soundly even as Ruffik’s boot sloshed in his blood for the remainder of the journey.
The sun all but blinded by the time he made out the silhouette of his lab and he reasoned that this was a rather unambiguous kidnapping. It took him so long as to enter through his front door before he rationalized that it wasn’t as if there was anyone living for him to kidnap the twins from.
And what’s more- they were safer here than they would be in that circus of violence on the frontier. There was plenty of food and water and elixirs to guard against corruption. What’s more, his golem had failed him so often ever since beginning his residency. The children would grow to be twice the size as his golem each, and in payment for his food, water, and elixirs no doubt they’d be happy to help him carry his equipment every now and then.
He hadn’t made it half way to his bunk before one of the children woke up and began to screech, promptly waking and terrifying the other. Holding both infants as they screeched and squirmed and made it very clear they didn’t want to be held was difficult, he set them down on the floor. The twins looked around their new surroundings and filled the lab with their cries. The sound was piercing and painful to Ruffik’s ears, the peaceful sleeping expressions a distant memory.
As he watched them scream and fight their swaddling, Ruffik thought to himself that this was a rational and very good idea.
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wanninayaka · 6 years
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On August 11, 2016, Meer Ali and I woke up early and headed to Yala National Park. We hired a safari jeep and traversed the park. Didn’t see as many wild animals as I used to see in Wilpattu National Park which is close to my village, Mahawilachchiya. A couple of wild elephants, wild boar, wild buffaloes, deer, crocodiles, big and small types of lizards, birds, etc. were seen but, to be honest, I wasn’t impressed with what Yala had to offer me. Maybe because of my first love is with Wilpattu.
Kirinda beach was beautiful and so were the makeshift huts that sold seashells, etc. We spent quite a time on the beach taking pictures. We left Kirinda around 11.30 am and again it was riding on dead straight newly repaired roads and a rider is naturally tempted to break the speed barrier despite the highway patrol present or rather hiding in ambush in hidden spots every 10 km or so.
There was this place which a lady sold kirala juice (kirala – Sonneratia caseolaris)  and I stopped the bike just out of curiosity. It was found to be a very tasty drink and I had two glassfuls while Meer was contented with one. It was cheap and organic too. I do not know why we don’t promote coconuts, wood apple, kirala, orange, etc. juices instead of carbonated drinks. I can understand people drinking the carbonated drinks in the countries where there are less local fruits but in Sri Lanka, you get seasonal fruits from different terrains of the island no matter what season. Unfortunately, soda makers have been able to advertise in a way that the youth indulge in these unhealthy carbonated drinks.
On the way through the Galle Road we spent some time at a naval monument at Tangalle. I first thought this was a monument to remember the 2004 Boxing Day tsunami but it was not to be.
Meer Ali was excited when I took him to Matara beach as he was a fan of the legendary cricketer, Sanath Jayasuriya who was christened as “Matara Mauler” by the sportswriters and cricket commentators due to his hard-hitting batting style which made Sri Lankan team a formidable unit that could beat any cricketing nation during his time. Once, former Pakistani cricketer and the present cricket commentator, Rameez Raja used the word “carnage” to describe Jayasuriya’s batting. Whenever he went for a big score, it was just a ritual for the rest of the match to end up Sri Lanka winning. Jayasuriya was a product of Matara. Meer paused for a few shots on my motorbike on Matara beach.
When I passed Weligama, it was impossible not to remember Rekha, a pretty Nightingale whom I worked with at Asiri Hospital, Colombo 05. Hers was the sweetest smile I had ever seen. I could remember that she was from Weligama, this small coastal town but didn’t know any contact details of her. Besides, I had last seen her some 20 years ago.
It was around 6.00 pm when we passed Weligama and riding at night through Galle Road was not fun as most Sri Lankan motorists don’t use dim lights on highways. They simply drive with headlights on and you get mad when you get those high flash lights directly on your face. This is not considered as a serious traffic offence by the cops too. I get very irritated when the people do so but it will take eons for the Lankan motorists to learn this.
We stopped several times on the way to have tea, but my favorite is coffee. Coffee is my cup of tea 😊.
Riding some 150 km along the island’s south western coast we reached Mount Lavinia and were put up in a small hotel for the night. Usually riding such a long distance on a motorbike could be strenuous to a rider but when you have a companion like Meer Ali who was a rare sort of guys when compared with most Indians, you don’t feel the discomfort of the journey. We both sang Hindi songs on the way and he was surprised that I knew more Hindi songs than he did. He said he never felt that he is away from India with Hindi songs being played in almost all small towns we passed. I find both Hindi and Spanish languages are very lyrical and this is why I love them. I had a chance of securing a lucrative job opportunity in Japan if I were ready to learn Japanese but if I will have to learn a second language other than English, it would be Hindi or Spanish. Not Japanese and not French at all even if I am to contest for the post of General Secretary of the United Nations!
Day 4 – Tissamaharamaya to Yala Wildlife Park and back and to metropolitan Mount Lavinia along Sri Lanka’ coastal route A2. (310 Km) – This is my longest motorcycle ride in a day. On August 11, 2016, Meer Ali and I woke up early and headed to Yala National Park.
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MtG: Makeshift Maulerby namesjames
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mtgbracket · 7 years
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Round of 16384 - Batch 224
Batch 224 voting is now open. The following polls are currently open:
Batch 224 Batch 223 Batch 222 Batch 221 Batch 220 Batch 219 Batch 218
Batch 217 results will be up soon.
The full list of matchups for today is:
Slayer's Plate vs Prismatic Lace Evil Eye of Urborg vs Asmira, Holy Avenger Archfiend of Depravity vs Snakeform Footbottom Feast vs Anurid Swarmsnapper Gather Specimens vs Pyxis of Pandemonium Kessig Wolf vs Hail Storm Bold Impaler vs Surging Might Freyalise's Radiance vs Watchwolf Chain Stasis vs Shieldhide Dragon Drake Hatchling vs Skittish Valesk Illusion // Reality vs Matter Reshaper Leonin Elder vs Nettle Drone Geist-Fueled Scarecrow vs Zuran Orb Bloodthrone Vampire vs Elvish Skysweeper Dread Wight vs Swords to Plowshares Child of Alara vs Pestilence Celestial Dawn vs Shinen of Flight's Wings Merrow Levitator vs Stalking Assassin Chisei, Heart of Oceans vs Ghoulraiser Dazzling Reflection vs Abduction Lotus Vale vs Beetleback Chief Makeshift Mauler vs Standard Bearer Collective Defiance vs Sword of Body and Mind Risen Executioner vs Enchantress's Presence Pulse Tracker vs King Cheetah Ezuri's Predation vs Arena Athlete Power Taint vs Holdout Settlement Gleancrawler vs Rathi Assassin Aboroth vs Profane Prayers Kathari Remnant vs Angelic Purge Samite Archer vs Elvish Berserker Kazuul, Tyrant of the Cliffs vs Woodland Sleuth
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mtgbracket · 7 years
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Round of 16384 - Batch 104
Batch 104 voting is now open.  The following polls are currently open:
Batch 104 Batch 103 Batch 102 Batch 101 Batch 100 Batch 99 Batch 98
Batch 97 results will be up soon.
The full list of matchups for today is:
Swift Silence vs Joven Worldly Tutor vs Arcbound Slith Flesh Allergy vs Curse of the Forsaken Mirko Vosk, Mind Drinker vs Stolen Identity Helm of Chatzuk vs Urza's Mine Quill-Slinger Boggart vs Xathrid Necromancer Flesh // Blood vs Laughing Hyena Pious Warrior vs Stigma Lasher Bash to Bits vs Dissension in the Ranks Mortuary vs Weaver of Lightning Druidic Satchel vs Appetite for the Unnatural Volrath's Shapeshifter vs Bazaar of Wonders Kaya, Ghost Assassin vs Chill of Foreboding Ghalma's Warden vs Ceta Disciple Cunning Breezedancer vs Pulmonic Sliver Dromar's Charm vs Traitorous Instinct Rith's Attendant vs Barkhide Mauler Curtains' Call vs Razorclaw Bear Krovikan Vampire vs Makeshift Mannequin Freewind Equenaut vs Ovinize Runesword vs Drownyard Temple Path of Anger's Flame vs Bastion Mastodon Aurification vs Trained Orgg Vorstclaw vs Dauthi Horror Kitesail vs Thundering Tanadon Oath of Ghouls vs Death Bomb Voracious Hatchling vs Avacynian Priest Destroy the Evidence vs Curse of Misfortunes Time of Need vs Raging Gorilla Dread Slag vs Phyrexian Arena Stormscale Anarch vs Esperzoa Lead-Belly Chimera vs Gravity Well
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