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[maybebi47]

👏🏼know 👏🏼how👏🏼your👏🏼holes👏🏼work👏🏼

mental health advice from yours truly

#im so tired #this is so cursed #thank u bestie #maplednp #ask

[straggy-luvs-u]

Bridget i genuinely can't process anything that happened omg i just have this big smile on my face im so proud of them :(( theyve accomplished so much together and are so in love and they're so proud of each others accomplishments and are each other's biggest cheerleaders and after 10+ years they bought their forever home which has a green feature wall and the possibility of a dog :(💗 they really did that

same :(((( i have such a feeling of contentment and happiness from this???

i realized yesterday that this would be different from the usual content we used to get from them. there was always a specific point to their normal videos together (whether that was to play a game or bake something or anything else) and in their livestreams the conversation was usually guided by the chat (if anything, today’s show was like the mukbang). but today’s chat was just dan and phil chatting to us. they were talking to each other, and in real time, but catching us up on their life in the past two years.

it was also so different from phil’s other stereo shows (which were also amazing) because he wasn’t putting on his AmazingPhil screen persona, he was just being himself and talking to his soulmate for an hour.

there were so many parts that absolutely broke me like don’t even get me started on “i like playing video games with you” like ?? the fondness 📈🤕🤕 ???

the number of times they aggressively encouraged each other about each other’s personal creative projects :(( i’m !!! like just think about the fact that they know so much about each other’s projects already (probably more than anyone else) and definitely encourage each other enough as it is off camera, and we get a single hour from them and so much of it was spent supporting each other 🥺💖💞✨🌸💫💕💘 i’m so soft

ok. *takes deep breath*

forever home

green feature wall and everything. do you ever just think about the fact that they’ve been in each other’s lives for 11 years? and since 2017 they’ve been creating their forever home, where they’ll spend their life together ❤️ there was one quote that really got me, i don’t think it was when they first started talking about designing their home, but later one of them said that it was “made for dan and phil” or something like that. OUCH. they really designed a home for themselves together, huh????? they’ve been working together for three years to create the home for dan and phil. and i’m so happy for them 🥺

#also: dan on the topic of getting a dog casually dropping the quote “you can’t be afraid to live and love” - 1 #me - 0 #asks #sneha #maplednp #i love doing these asks i think i should make a tag for them #long and emo asks

[deadandphilgames]

I didn't even check what was in the tags till dorian sent "uncensored philtatas" in your ask first of all @normanthefish why would you pollute my post like this second of all both of you shouldn't be given internet access i have seen enough

😔✌️im so sorry you had to see the words ‘uncensored philtatas’ and ‘philly milkerz’ but i take no responsibility for that, it was all dorian <3

#maplednp #asks

[malldisc]

okay theory time: first i want to plug my previous theory i am disappointed this hasn't happened yet but one day it will happen I believe it and you will all see. second theory: phil in catmaid outfit giving a tour of whatever's ready in the forever home. he then proceeds to do some vday baking by himself obviously and says "self love is important! speaking of making love to yourself..." and then announces the launch of onlyphans™️ where we'll get uncensored feet pics. #phandivorce is trending worldwide. this video is sponsored by grindr.

first of all, your first theory is very likely and if that’s actually what the video ends up being i won’t be surprised at all. (the house hint is actually the driveway in which phil will cartwheel down towards sam to escape dan)

secondly, what would phil actually bake for the vday baking? i’m willing to bet on a 3-tier cake which reads ‘basically we’re getting a divorce’ in rainbow letters with balloons

#i cant wait #i think both of those theories are likely tbh #we’ll see #asks #maplednp

[finalfeud]

the only reason phil holds his fork like that? is to stab dan from time to time love is not dead

dan is definitely the type to have to moan and say out loud how good his food is when they eat out so yeah i get it id stab him too

#maplednp #stab him in a very loving way

[cactilads]

i started following you last year for your dnp art and now seeing that you also follow among us streamers and the sykunno and corpse art is simply amazing and making me v happy :)💓

aww im happy you like it 🥰

also take this virtual kith from me for following me for a year! 💕💕

#answered #maplednp

[phulge]

HAH see i knew sports phannies had to exist 😤 also omg u run a whole canes sideblog too???

im a jock and im proud! i technically play rugby even though i cant really do that right now :(

and yeah ive gotten into hockey which is super on brand for me stanning rich white guys. its an elite sport

#maple dnp #maplednp

[ttlmt]

the fact that im living in this country and wasnt aware some sort of elections were taking place 👁👄👁

its alright lol its just a provincial one so may or may not be relevant to you, i think there are a few provincial ones going on tho

#ask #maplednp

[natigail]

ahhhh nina i just read your fic🥺🥺 you put it so well i could exactly picture it and knowing dnp, I'm pretty sure that's exactly how it went! (hand holding and all) loved how you added those tidbits about them reminiscing on filming videos together :')) well done!! <3💓

AHH, Sneha! Thank you so much! I’m so glad you liked it and that it felt like something that could have happened. My heart was so full after that whole scene and once again being reminded how well they work together in all senses of the phrase. Thank you for these kind words, they mean a lot!

Feet in jelly and eyes looking past the camera

#maplednp #answered #feet in jelly and eyes looking past the camera

[omgchaer]

songs for your playlist! (from my own sad playlist)

ty ! life saver

#asks #maplednp

[maybebi47]

ding dong u are wrong joint meetings are obviously with their attorneys because they're going to divorce we witnessed couple therapy for 50 mins today #PhanDivorceIsReal 💓

bestie i would love to say you're right bc i have always been a phan divorce truther but i cant💔 when asked what was the absolute worst thing about phil is, dan said he eats all the candy😐 in 11 years of living together thats the worst you could do?

these bitches gay and ma..m..married🤢👎

#ew i hate ppl in love #maplednp #ask

[straggy-luvs-u]

bridget i want to yell about this video so im going to yell in your ask box HE LOOKS SO SEXY FIRST OF ALL??? LIKE HE PULLED OFF ALL OF THEM EVEN THAT CURSED PHIL DRESS SO WELL IM CRYING HE'S SO PERFECT AND THEN AND THEN THE FUCKING BANTS AND DAN'S HYENA LAUGH AND DAN HYPING PHIL UP AND THE COMFORT AND GAY JOKES AND "NICE TO KNOW AFTER ALL THESE YEARS HE'S STILL FUCKING WEIRD" AND "YOU WILL GET THROUGH THIS VIDEO" SENDED ME I LOVE THEM SO MUCH THEY MADE ME SO HAPPY I WISH THEM NOTHING BUT HAPPINESS AND A FOREVER HOME W CHERRY BLOSSOMS AND 5 CORGIS OKAY IM DONE THANKUU - sneha <3

YES SNEHA YES

it was LITERALLY a masterpiece and phil looked HAWT many times (the leather jacket turned me straight i think bibi bi) and dan’s laugh 🥺🥺🥺🥺 and “after all these years” had me on the floor m8

it occurred to me that, officially, this is the very first video where they can freely make gay jokes together and my heart is so so so so full

i was saying to may earlier i know it sounds so terribly cheesy but it feels like home again ❤️

#i seriously can’t express how much this video meant to me #hi sneha 🥺💖🥺💖 #also everyone is invited to rant in my inbox i love to rant with people !!! <3 #asks #sneha #maplednp #anon

[deadandphilgames]

also i was today years old when i learnt that you run the dnp myth busters page and since it is also allie appreciation hours i am once again thanking you for contributing to the clownery and keeping our circus running ur a good egg this ask stopped making sense after the first two sentences my brain is fried

this is so sweet 💜💜 thank you, yes I run dnpmythbusters ,cause i wanted to clown but I understand some people don’t like my content so I made a new account for them and it’s been great, phil ain’t real btw that is true

#all the posts on there a FACTS #asks #maplednp #ily

[malldisc]

since you're a certified psychic now: what do you think the stereo shows will entail? casual convos? unnecessary chaos? flirting for 1 hour and almost forgetting we exist? all of the above?

all of the above and i also think they might play truth bombs at some point with the audience which can’t go well at all 

#sorry i cant think of something funnier #brain is bleh #asks #maplednp

[m-an-u]

ahhh by trailer i meant the announcement video he posted on his ig back in october/november

Ah, I don’t follow anyone on ig so I didn’t know, thanks!

#the only way I know them is YouTube #maplednp!

[l0okalivesunshine]

if they had been sat in the same room this is what would have happened tell me i’m wrong i dare you

inspired by @maplednp <33

#bubblewrap boys #it’s the dan story after all of it for me 😐 #bitch we know you’re in love don’t need to rub it in my face #please let me respect your boundaries #amazingphil #dan and phil #dan howell