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Albuquerque Police on Monday arrested the man they say is the “mastermind” behind a recent string of shootings targeting Democratic lawmakers’ homes.

The suspect, Solomon Pena, is a Republican who unsuccessfully ran for office in November, has made repeated claims that the election was rigged and appears to have attended the Jan. 6, 2021, riot in Washington, D.C.

Around 3 p.m. APD’s SWAT team swarmed a condominium complex near the ABQ BioPark Zoo to execute a search warrant. They made announcements for Pena — who they said may be armed with a firearm — to surrender as drones flew overhead.

Within an hour officers had arrested Pena, who is accused of paying four men to shoot at the homes of two county commissioners and two state legislators, Police Chief Harold Medina announced Monday evening. Investigators also believe Pena was present for at least one of the shootings.

One of the four men Pena is accused of hiring, Jose Trujillo, is being prosecuted federally on drug trafficking and firearm charges but the names of the other suspects were not immediately released.

Pena ran unsuccessfully in the House District 14 race and claimed on social media he should have won the election. He also visited three of the targeted officials’ homes unannounced in November complaining the election was fraudulent and should not be certified.

“APD essentially discovered what we had all feared and what we had suspected — that these shootings were indeed politically motivated,” Mayor Tim Keller said at a news conference. “They were dangerous attacks not only to these individuals … but, fundamentally, also to democracy.”

Both Gov. Michelle Lujan Grisham, a Democrat, and the House Republican Leader Ryan Lane, R-Aztec, issued statements applauding law enforcement and condemning violence.

“There is no place in our society or our democracy for violence against any elected official or their families, and I trust the justice system will hold those responsible for such attacks to full and fair account,” Lujan Grisham said.

Lane said the New Mexico House Republicans are grateful no one was injured in the shootings and referenced Pena’s criminal past — which had been a controversial issue during the campaign.

“This is yet another example of a convicted felon unlawfully gaining access to firearms, which they are barred from owning or possessing, and using the weapon in a manner that causes public harm,” Lane said.

DEMS TARGETED

In early January, APD disclosed that it was investigating several shootings targeting Democratic elected officials’ homes around the city.

They said Bernalillo County Commissioner Adriann Barboa’s Southeast Albuquerque home had been struck by eight bullets on Dec. 4 and a week later, on Dec. 11, more than 12 bullets hit County Commissioner Debbie O’Malley’s North Valley home.

On Jan. 3, shots rang out at state Rep. Linda Lopez’s home in Southwest Albuquerque and three bullets went through her daughter’s bedroom as the 10-year-old slept.

After news of the investigation began to circulate, state Rep. Javier Martínez — the current nominee for House speaker and the representative for District 11 in Southwest Albuquerque — inspected his home and noticed it too had sustained damage from bullets. He had heard gunfire outside his home on Dec. 8 and believes that’s when the shooting occurred.

Police also investigated gunshots fired near the campaign office for Raúl Torrez as he ran for state Attorney General and near the office of State Sen. Antonio “Moe” Maestas, but a department spokesman said Monday detectives don’t have any evidence linking Pena and his alleged accomplices to those shootings at this time.

SHOTSPOTTER ASSIST

The break in the case came after the shooting at Lopez’s home.

More than a dozen shots were fired after midnight on Jan. 3, and police received a ShotSpotter notification.

Medina said responding officers found shell casings, but didn’t immediately see any damage.

The state senator who represents District 11 later reported that a bullet struck the ceiling of her daughter’s room. She had awoken to gunfire and felt material falling from the ceiling.

Then, 40 minutes after the shooting, Bernalillo County Sheriff’s deputies pulled over 21-year-old Trujillo, who was driving a Nissan Maxima registered to Pena.

Deputies arrested Trujillo on an unrelated warrant, and during an inventory of the car found 800 fentanyl pills and two guns, a Glock handgun with a drum magazine and an AR pistol.

The shell casings found outside Lopez’s home were tested at APD’s crime lab, and they matched the confiscated weapons, police said.

APD acting Cmdr. Kyle Hartsock with the Investigative Enhancement Division said detectives have electronic and cellphone records, surveillance footage and witnesses “inside and outside of this conspiracy that have helped us weave together what occurred.”

“The persons doing the shootings — we are still investigating if they were even aware of who these targets were, or if they were just conducting shootings,” Hartsock said.

He said Pena was at the shooting at Lopez’s home and fired at least one of the guns.

Hartsock said the case is still being investigated and additional charges are likely to be filed against other people.

FAILED CANDIDACY

Pena’s candidacy came under scrutiny over the summer when his opponent, Rep. Miguel P. Garcia, D-Albuquerque, filed a court challenge to disqualify him because he had been convicted in 2008 of stealing large amounts of goods from several big box retail stores in a reported “smash and grab” scheme.

Pena served nearly seven years in prison.

In September, 2nd Judicial District Judge Joshua Allison ruled that a state law barring felons from holding office unless they are pardoned by the governor is unconstitutional so Pena remained on the ballot.

Less than two months later, Pena lost the November election by more than 3,600 votes — garnering 2,033 votes to Garcia’s 5,679.

However, in frequent postings on Twitter, Pena maintained that he didn’t lose and that the election was rigged.

On Nov. 15, Pena posted a photo of himself wearing a red “Make America Great Again” sweatshirt that appeared to have been signed in gold by Donald Trump and said “Trump just announced for 2024. I stand with him. I never conceded my HD 14 race. Now researching my options.”

He also posted a photo of himself that appears to be from Washington, D.C., that he said was “one of the last pictures I have of the Jan 06 trip.”

In a reply to someone calling him a criminal on Dec. 28 on social media, Pena said, “Everyone in the NM government who helped overthrow Trump are the active treasonists who must be placed in Guantanamo Bay Cuba for natural life. Once they are gone I can work on rebuilding Albuquerque.”

On Nov. 17, in response to a Tweet by the New Mexico Secretary of State warning against attempts to manipulate the election certification process, Pena replied “I will attempt to stop the certification in Bernalillo County, until a hand recount has been done. It was rigged!”

EARLY SIGNS

For Commissioners O’Malley and Barboa and Sen. Lopez, Pena was a familiar face. He had visited each of their homes, uninvited, in the days following the election.

On Nov. 18, O’Malley, Barboa, Charlene Pyskoty and Walt Benson voted 4-0 to certify the general election results. Commissioner Steven Michael Quezada missed the meeting.

O’Malley — whose term as commissioner has since ended — told the Journal on Monday that Pena showed up at her home wanting to talk about what he alleged was election fraud, telling her he believed he should have received more votes because he had knocked on many doors during his campaign.

“He gave me some papers and said ‘I want you to respond,'” she recalled.

She said the packet included what looked like Internet information about voter fraud and a letter.

She had no communication with him after that.

Pena was not hostile, O’Malley said, but the encounter was unsettling enough that she notified law enforcement.

“I thought it was odd, and he seemed a little anxious to me and a little, kind of aggressive, and that kind of put me on alert,” she said.

BCSO personnel checked on her house but did not see anything, and O’Malley did not think about the incident much until someone shot at her house a month later.

Police said Pena also has a black Audi sedan registered under his name, which matches the description of the vehicle he drove to O’Malley’s house in November.

Barboa said she had a similar encounter when Pena showed up on her doorstep asking her not to vote to certify the election results.

“I know our addresses are public, but I was a little thrown off because it’s not usual that people come to our door,” she said.

Barboa said they spoke and he handed her paperwork similar to what others who are questioning elections have given her and other officials during county commission meetings.

The Commissioner said she grew worried for Pena during the encounter as she thought he was making illogical claims about the results of his own race.

“He was just sort of all over the place — the things he was putting together weren’t quite connecting or fitting,” she said. “You can’t say because you knocked on a thousand doors, you know you got a thousand votes.”

She said Monday she was pleased that police were able to make an arrest and quell some of her family’s fear. Her daughter, she said, has been too afraid to bring her child over since the shooting.

“I’m hoping today that this is done that my daughter can bring my grandbaby here again,” Barboa said, while choking back tears.

She said the ordeal will change the way she lives and that she is going to pursue new security strategies for herself and her family.

Plus, Barboa said, it’s distressing that elected officials are now going to take steps to shield themselves from the public — noting that the New Mexico Legislature has already removed some lawmaker contact information from its website in response.

“All of that is going to change because of this and that breaks my heart as someone who believes the public needs access to our elected officials,” she said.

TIMELINE

• On Dec. 4 around 4:41 p.m. eight shots were fired at County Commissioner Adriann Barboa’s home in SE Albuquerque. Barboa said bullets went through her front door as her family was preparing to celebrate Christmas.

• On Dec. 8, Rep. Javier Martínez reportedly heard gunshots outside his home near the North Valley and, after the investigation was announced a month later, found damage “presumably from gunfire” to the house.

• On Dec. 11 in the early morning gunshots were fired at County Commissioner Debbie O’Malley’s home in the North Valley and more than 12 bullets struck the house.

• On Jan. 3 just after midnight, eight shots rang out at Rep. Linda Lopez’s home in SW Albuquerque. Lopez said that three bullets went through her daughter’s bedroom as the 10-year-old slept.

#us politics #news #Albuquerque Journal #2023 #gun violence #assassination attempt #Solomon Pena #albuquerque police #Harold Medina #YouTube #videos #Jose Trujillo #Mayor Tim Keller #Gov. Michelle Lujan Grisham #Democrats #Ryan Lane #Adriann Barboa #Debbie O’Malley #Linda Lopez #Javier Martínez #Raúl Torrez #Antonio “Moe” Maestas #ShotSpotter #new mexico #Kyle Hartsock #Miguel P. Garcia #Judge Joshua Allison #election denialism #Republicans

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Francis Ford Coppola nació el 7 de abril de 1939 en Detroit, Michigan (Estados Unidos), es un director, guionista y productor estadounidense, hijo del compositor Carmine Coppola y de Italia Pennino.

Coppola sufrió la polio en su niñez, época en la que rodó sus primeros cortometrajes.

Después de acudir al instituto, estudió Cine y Teatro en la Hofstra University de Nueva York y en la UCLA.

Gracias a Roger Corman debutó como director con “Battle Beyond The Sun” (1960), un remake de la cinta de ciencia-ficción soviética “Nebo Zovyot”.

Más tarde filmó la comedia sexual “Bellboy And The Playgirls” (1962) y el western humorístico-picante “Tonight For Sure” (1962).

En el año 1963 se casó con Eleanor Jessie Neil (nacida en 1936), con quien tuvo a sus hijos Gian-Carlo (nacido en 1963), Roman (1965) y Sofia (1971).

Gian-Carlo falleció a causa de un accidente náutico el 26 de mayo del año 1986.

Tenía 22 años de edad.

Aunque nunca se separó de Eleanor, Coppola mantuvo una relación extramatrimonial en los años 70 con la guionista Melissa Mathison, quien más tarde se casó con Harrison Ford.

Con Roger Corman filmó la cinta de terror “Demencia 13” (1963).

En los años 60 también estrenó la comedia iniciática “Ya Eres Un Gran Chico” (1966), colaboró con Fred Astaire en el musical “El Valle Del Arco Iris” (1968) y dirigió a Shirley Knight en la road movie “Llueve Sobre Mi Corazón” (1969).

En el año 1969 creó junto a George Lucas la productora American Zoetrope.

Coppola alcanzó su mayor prestigio en la década de los 70 tras ganar el Oscar al mejor guión por “Patton” (1970), película biográfica dirigida por Franklin J. Schaffner, y triunfar con la adaptación del libro sobre la familia Corleone de Mario Puzo “El Padrino” (1972), film de épica mafiosa por el que volvió a ganar el Oscar al mejor guión además del premio a la mejor película.

Dos años después filmó una estupenda secuela, “El Padrino II” (1974), película que obtuvo diversos Oscar, entre ellos los de mejor película, dirección y guión. El mismo año de “El Padrino II”, Coppola dirigió y escribió “La Conversación” (1974), un sobresaliente thriller psicológico que fue protagonizado por Gene Hackman.

Su última película en los años 70 como director fue “Apocalypse Now” (1979), épica antibélica y alucinatoria de ambiente selvático que fue inspirada por el libro “El Corazón De Las Tinieblas” de Joseph Conrad.

“Corazonada” (1982), musical protagonizado por Teri Garr y Frederick Forrest, fue un sonado fracaso comercial que atemperó las pretensiones épico-oníricas de su autor, quien un año después, con mayor fortuna en taquilla, estrenó los dramas adolescentes, iniciáticos y sociales “Rebeldes” (1983) y “La Ley De La Calle” (1983). Con “Cotton Club” (1984), película protagonizada por Richard Gere y Diane Lane, Coppola volvió a los gángsters y al musical.

La década de los 80 terminó con películas que no obtuvieron la repercusión de sus obras de los 70: “Peggy Sue Se Casó” (1986), fantasía romántica con Kathleen Turner y Nicolas Cage, “Jardines De Piedra” (1987), drama bélico protagonizado por James Caan, y “Tucker, El Hombre y Su Sueño” (1988), film biográfico con Jeff Bridges.

En este decenio también dirigió un episodio de “Historias De Nueva York” (1989).

En los años 90 rodó la tercera entrega de “El Padrino” (1990), adaptó a Bram Stoker con el protagonismo de Gary Oldman en “Drácula” (1992), rodó con Robin Williams la comedia “Jack” (1996), y llevó a la pantalla “Legítima Defensa” (1997), un drama judicial basado en una novela de John Grisham.

Después de “Legítima Defensa”, Francis Ford Coppola, afiliado al Partido Demócrata de su país, estuvo diez años sin dirigir, ocupado principalmente en tareas de producción de diferentes películas (entre ellas las de su hija Sophia), hasta su retorno en el año 2007 con “Youth Without Youth”, adaptación de una novela de Mircea Eliade que pasó sin pena ni gloria por la cartelera internacional.

En el drama familiar “Tetro” (2009) abordó con trazos autobiográficos las vivencias de una hermanos estadounidenses en Argentina.

Más tarde estrenó “Twixt” (2011), con Elle Fanning y Val Kilmer en el reparto; y “Distant Vision” (2016).

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JACKSON, Miss. — A stray dog in Mississippi was seen carrying a severed arm on Saturday, prompting police to launch an investigation and pinpoint who the remains belong to.

The victim is 53-year-old Scott Allen Tyler, said Hinds County Coroner Sharon Grisham-Stewart.

A video of the dog carrying the arm in its mouth was shared online.

According to WAPT-TV, an ABC affiliate in Jackson, the body's arm was found on a street near the abandoned house but the head hadn’t been found as of Monday morning.

During the ensuing investigation, authorities discovered a decapitated body in a nearby abandoned house in the woods, said Deric Hearn, deputy Jackson police chief. 

In Wisconsin:Nurse charged with amputating patient's foot without his consent or doctor's authorization

“That is a very graphic and brutal picture, the mutilation of a body," said Jackson Mayor Chokwe Antar Lumumba at a Monday news conference. "My reaction is one of disgust, is one of concern. It's not something you grow accustomed to. It's never something you want to grow accustomed to.”

The Jackson Police Department and the Hinds County Corner are still investigating the incident and had not located the head as of Wednesday afternoon.

Hearn also told WAPT-TV that the case is Jackson's 117th homicide this year.

#nunyas news #wild

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King Falls AM Episode Twenty-Two: Somewhere Under the Rainbow

King Falls AM Transcript

Episode 22: Somewhere Under the Rainbow 

Run time: 24:26

First Aired: Mar 15, 2016

Summary: The Rainbow Light’s continued presence has King Falls on edge and the action heats up at Lake Hatchenaw over what Herschel and Cecil reeled in two weeks ago.

(For a list of characters and references from this episode see the end of this post)

[King Falls AM theme plays]

Ben: And, of course, please use caution and common sense regarding the Rainbow Lights. 

Sammy: And, you know, with everything else in life. 

Ben: Right. Mayor Grisham is asking residents to not look directly into the lights and also to not harm and harass them in any way.

Sammy: Idiot! How do you harm and harass a light?

Ben: Sammy, I know you’re sore at the mayor but-

Sammy: Shouldn’t he be doing more than press releases about this? There have been rainbow lights hovering over the town for two straight weeks. Where’s the national guard, man?

Ben: I don’t know Sammy, I-

Sammy: Where’s his caution and common sense? We have lost people to these lights before. 

Ben: I know you’re frustrated, Sammy, but I think that’s what he’s, he’s getting at. I-

Sammy: No, no no no no no. The only thing Mayor Grisham is doing is posturing to look like he cares because the election is this year. It’s despicable.

Ben: Dude, I agree with you! You’re right. But don’t forget about the positives!

Sammy: Such as?

Ben: The bronys man!

Sammy: (exasperated) Oh come on…

Ben: What? You have to admit it’s pretty cool that hundreds if not more of these brony guys have made the pilgrimage here because of the rainbow lights.

Sammy: Oh yeah, it is simply thrilling. Almost as thrilling as the fact that I was nearly stampeded by a herd of their mustangs when I was coming out of Rose’s yesterday.

Ben: Maybe they thought you were with them.

Sammy: Maybe so, I don’t know. I give off more of a furry vibe.

Ben: Very true.

Sammy: You get it folks, so to right this train please be aware of your surroundings, try to travel in packs-

Ben: Strength in numbers, people.

Sammy: And use caution and common sense regarding the rainbow lights and whatever is projecting them.

Ben: Stay safe King Falls!

Sammy: Alright, we’re taking your calls ladies and gents. Are the constant bright rainbow lights disturbing your sleeping patterns?

Ben: Much like Sammy. 

Sammy: I’m tired man.

Ben: (laughing) I know, man! Have you or anyone you know gotten close to the lights or seen the UFOs up close and personal?

Sammy: We are here to listen to your issues and to offer help if we can. Give us a call, [phone].

Ben: And, as always, you can hit us up on your social media of choice at King Falls AM.

Sammy: Line three you’re on King Falls AM.

Caller: Hello, King Falls AM.

Sammy: Howard Ford Beauregard?

Beauregard: The third.

Ben: It’s an integral part of the name, Sammy, as you know Howard Ford Beauregard the first and Howard Ford Beauregard the second are probably still milling about in a dungeon or somewhere under town.

Beauregard: I’ll have you know-

Ben: Because they’re undying vampires!

Beauregard: Ha! More of your charming, paranoid wit. I suppose your five listeners enjoy your slander and degradation.

Ben: The lights must really be messing you up. Can coffins keep out bright as the sun rainbow lights from UFOs? Or-

Beauregard: Stevens, please alert your man and tell him I shan’t be addressing any of his inquires this evening or otherwise.

Ben: Your man? Ha! What century is this, Beauregard? Seriously, just tell me!

Sammy: Mr. Beauregard, may I ask why you’re gracing us with your presence via the telephone?

Ben: How did you pester people before the telephone, Howie? Telegram? By letter? 

Beauregard: The reason behind this call is simple. I’ve been made aware of rumors swirling about that, well… that the townspeople are talking about me. More so that I may possess something that may cause this outbreak of colors in the sky.

Ben: Uh, it’s a rainbow. You’d know that if you’d seen light in the last milenia.

Beauregard: I don’t understand why, but I know that a large number of the residents listen to this show of yours. And I wanted to assure yourselves, and the lowlies, that listen to this rubbish that the rumors are unfounded and untrue!

Sammy: We actually haven’t heard this rumor, Beauregard, so-

Ben: Oh I have! I just wasn’t going to waste airtime on this petrified bloodsucker and his idiot manservant. Nobody has a ray gun that can shoot rainbows and can turn off electronics.

Sammy: A ray gun that can turn off electronics?

Beauregard: Now see here! This is exactly how things get out of hand. Stop talking about this. Stop thinking about this. I can hear you thinking… I have nothing of the sort! 

Ben: Sammy we’ve had lots of tweets about a frequency beaming into ours and the listeners hearing it. Do you think this-

Sammy: What are you doing up there, Beauregard? Did you cause the 2015 electrolocaust with this thing?

Ben: (baffled) Oh man, is this true?!

Beauregard: (stammering) I uh, well you can’t, I don’t uh-

Sammy: Answer the damn question, Beauregard. Did you do something that knocked our entire town off the map?

Ben: Seriously, I had to get a whole new iphone, man! What’d you do, Howie?

Beauregard: I absolutely will not stand for this. I am not here to be persecuted and grilled about a transmorgrifier electrode-

Ben: You did this! This has you written all over it! But why?

Beauregard: Now see here.

Sammy: What’s a transmorgrifier?

Beauregard: I don’t know, how would I know? Nobody said anything about that.

Ben: Are you causing the rainbows and UFOs too? What the hell is going on up there in that manor of yours?

Beauregard: I will not tolerate this insolence! I will be calling my personal friends Mayor Grisham and Sheriff Gunderson, and they will not take kindly to how you are treating me! I came in peace, you degenerates!

Sammy: Are you saying they won’t appreciate you asking us questions about your involvement in all the weird stuff that happens in King Falls?

Ben: Not all, Sammy. Just some.

Sammy: Right.

Ben: What else are you doing up on your mountain?

Beauregard: Enough! I tried to use your media outlet, as primitive as it may be, to dispel a terrible rumor and all you’ve done is multiply the accusations. I will not stand for this. I will crush you. 

Ben: (laughing) Oh ho ho! 

Sammy: With your rainbow electrolocaust ray gun?

Beauregard: With all of my power and every fiber of my being! You fools should not doubt me!

Ben: Is this a threat? It sounds like a threat, right, Sammy? Will your personal friends-

Sammy: Mayor Grisham and Sheriff Gunderson.

Ben: Yeah, will they be cool with that? Do they know about your ray gun?

Beauregard: There is no ray gun! And these are no threats! 

Sammy: I’m not really buying either of those statements. 

Beauregard: There are only promises here, Stevens. Howard Ford Beauregard-

Sammy and Ben: The third!

Beauregard: Ugh, you fools! I am not a man to be taken lightly! I am not a man to be bullied. I am not a man-

Ben: But a vampire!

Beauregard: Mark my words… if you can refrain from your tomfoolery for one damn minute longer. 

Sammy: Uh yeah, timer’s on, you have our undivided attention.

Beauregard: This is not the last time you’ll hear from Howard Ford Beauregard the third. Being the gentleman that I am, this is my fair warning to let you know this is far from over.

[The phone hangs up]

Ben: It’s funny he wants to keep talking to us yet his idiot yard-boy Pete can’t wait to stop listening.

Sammy: It really is sending mixed messages. 

Ben: That was ten out of ten as crazy as it gets!

Sammy: I hope you’re right.

Ben: There’s no way we top that tonight, he is olympic gold medal winning levels of crazy.

Sammy: Okay, you aren’t wrong, but I’ve also learned to never count out anything in King Falls.

Ben: Huh, want to make this interesting?

Sammy: You wanna bet?

Ben: Just a, a friendly wager.

Sammy: I don’t know, I’m just not sure, I mean can you ever really count out any of this stuff?

Ben: Ten bucks man, call it! If you think something is going to top HFB3 tonight that’s easy money.

Sammy: For scientific purposes, I am in.

Ben: Ooooohh! Suckah! Rainbow lights, UFOs, electrolocaust? He’s literally the last person on the face of the earth I would trust with a potato gun! Much less a-

Sammy: A possible weird-ass weapon of mass destruction?

Ben: Correct. You will be funding my breakfast, sir.

Sammy: We’ll see. So moving on, another call?

Ben: Yeah. One more short one before the break. Line five, welcome to King-

Caller: Oh yeah? And I’m telling you to get the hell of my land if you don’t have a warrant!

Ben: Ron Begley?

Ron: This is my property, that lake is my property- And you can get the hell out of my face! 

Sammy: Hmm, still sure about that ten bucks?

[The sound of buzzing, talking, and sirens in the background]

Ron: Ah, stupid government… Hey guys, you there?

Sammy: Hey, Ron. You’re live with us, sir, what’s going on?

Ron: Hell if I know. There’s a sh-(beep) ton of unmarked cop cars pulling up and making a god awful racket. I was sleeping, and it was a sweet dream of John Stamos, until these donut eating sacks of dogsh-(beep) woke me up! Please tell me you guys know what the hell is goin’ on.

Ben: Uh, Ron, we haven't heard a thing all night. Especially out by you and Kingsie. 

Sammy: You said they’re unmarked, they’re not with the sheriff’s office?

Ron: Not that I can see. It would have been one, two, three… three, four, five of these x-filey f-(beep)-s now! And not one of em will even look at me. Just charging on past me to the lake and it’s like, it’s just me up here, you know! I don’t need the damn sirens squealing-

[The sound of sirens]

Ron: Here comes another f-(beep)-ing one! Come on!

Sammy: I’d put the ten dollars I’m about to win on Howard Ford Beauregard and his Dr. Evil rainbow lazer.

Ben: Not so fast with the money, Sammy, but I don’t think you’re wrong.

Ron: Hell no, look at that pinskirt! Agent Scully you are not, sister. 

Ben: Uh, I’ll call Troy for you Ron, hang tight.

Sammy: Wait a minute, do you think this has something to do with the body Herscell and Cecil found a couple weeks ago?

Ron: Don’t bother calling him, Ben. And the hell if I know, Sammy. These pigs just can’t come onto private property and start doing as they please. All they have to do is talk to me, damn it! I’m an American! I don’t have to put up with this crap.

Ben: You don’t want me to call Troy and find out what’s going on?

Ron: Nah, cause the goofy son of a b-(beep) just showed up! Troy! What’s going on here?

Troy: I came as soon as I heard, Ron. These guys are F. B. I..

Ron: I don’t give a flying f-(beep) if they are President Lyndon B. Johnson’s personal pants makers! Hey! Yeah, you! Don’t step on those- not only are they environmentally safe, but they are pleasing to the eye! Hey! I’m about to go have some words with the Mr. and Mrs. doing to foxtrot on my begonias. Talk to Troy.

Sammy: Bye, Ron. Be careful out there.

Ben: Begonias?

Ron: Glad they sent the b-team out here to deal with this sh-(beep).

Troy: Hey fellas.

Ben: Troy, what’s going on over there, man?

Troy: I only came up to alert Ron about the alphabet boys coming, but apparently these g-men and g-ladies beat me to it.

Sammy: It sounds like bedlam out there, Troy, what is going on up there, do you know?

Troy: My buddy, I’m not completely sure I could talk about that live on the air. 

Ron: (in the background) I don’t give a damn! Show me a warrant!

Sammy: Fair enough, Troy. It sounds like it’s pretty serious out there? Maybe you’d better go…

Troy: Oh yeah, I’d better go, if Ron keeps getting in these FBI guys faces he’s bound to get tased!

Sammy: Or worse I don’t know if Ron’s the type to take to guantanamo very well.

Ben: Give us a little hint before you go, man! Ron’s tough, he can take it!

Troy: Man, we’re live, right? You know I can’t talk about official police biz anymore on the radio.

Sammy: Ben, would you stop? It’s fine, Troy. Just please go make sure Ron stays out of trouble.

Ben: Damn it!

Troy: Ten-four, Sammy. And you fellas make sure to maybe, I don’t know, give Doctor Jeffery Rosenbloom a call ‘cause he can and should talk about… well, not official police biz.

Ben: Oooohh! Thanks Troy!

Sammy: You are a child.

Troy: Take her easy, guys. These constant rainbow lights are making me real uneasy.

[The phone hangs up]

Sammy: Stay safe Troy. You heard it here, folks, seems like there’s a bit of a commotion going on at Lake Hatchenaw, at Begley’s Bait and Tackle in particular. So if you happen to head that way at this ungodly hour, I don’t know why, then you may want to change your plans. 

Ben: I got Dr. Rosenbloom’s number, Sammy. Should we call him?

Sammy: This is the same Dr. Jeffery Rosenbloom that works at-

Ben: The King Falls coroner’s office. So… should we?

Sammy: I don’t know… he kinda creeps me out. No offense, doc.

Ben: Cause of the zombie thing?

Sammy: I wasn’t even talking about the zombies! I was just talking about him. If the zombie thing were true, which it obviously isn’t, I don’t-

Ben: It was. Troy confirmed it.

Sammy: Troy is…

Ben: Are you calling Troy a liar, Sammy?

Sammy: Not at all, I’m just saying Troy is excitable. Who knows what those two saw that night and-

Ben: I’m pretty sure he saw the reanimated corpse of a John Doe from the lake try to eat Dr. Rosenbloom.

Sammy: Allegedly. That’s all I’m saying, and I’m leaving it at that.

Ben: (laughing) Come on, man! Try to earn that ten spot! Rosenbloom is a fan of the show, I’m sure it’ll be fun!

Sammy: Exciting, even?

Ben: Let’s not get carried away, how about, uh, interesting. Troy dropped us a big fat clue, man! It’s a King Falls scavenger hunt!

Sammy: No.

Ben: After the break we’ll call him.

Sammy: We really shouldn’t bother him.

Ben: After the break!

[Patriotic music plays as the commercial break begins]

Commercial: Hi, I’m Stephan Grisham, resident and mayor of our great little mountain town King Falls. Under my watchful eye King Falls has prospered. Crime and unemployment rates have fallen, and streets are virtually clear of all the apparition gang wars that plagued our beautiful town in the past. Regardless of what certain detractors might have to say, there’s simply no better choice for our town if we want to keep it growing and flourishing. That’s obviously why I ran unopposed the last two elections. Vote Grisham 2016 for a better tomorrow today. I’m Mayor Stephan Grisham, and I approve this message.

[Patriotic music fades, King Falls AM rock music plays then fades out as the commercial break ends]

Sammy: Unopposed the last two elections?

Ben: Don’t get all riled up, Sammy.

Sammy: This is ridiculous! This man is the definition of sleezy, slimy, political rhetoric and very little action. How could anyone with a brain vote for that guy?

Ben: But tell us how you really feel.

Sammy: I can’t. I can’t deal with him right now. And you knew that ad was about to run, man! A little warning, please.

Ben: I will gladly tell you to catch a bathroom break next time we run the mayor’s-

Sammy: Propaganda.

Ben: Political ads, but yes, that too.

Sammy: (sighs) Moving forward-

Ben: (loudly) Dr. Rosenbloom!

Sammy: Come on, Ben, the phone lines are all lit up, let’s just take some calls.

Ben: Oh, one call man. You’re destroying my journalistic gumption with every word. Cronkite, Brokaw, Ben Arnold!

Sammy: Alright you, just call the guy. I know you’re not going to drop it.

[The sound of a phone dialing]

Ben: (cheering) Yessss!

Sammy: (sarcastically) Thanks, Troy.

Ben: Yeah, thanks Troy.

Rosenbloom: Good evening, King Falls coroner’s office.

Ben: Uh, Dr. Rosenbloom?

Rosenbloom: Is this Ben Arnold?

Ben: You bet it is! You are live on the air with Sammy and I.

Rosenbloom: (without emotion) Wowzers. How exciting. To what do I owe this pleasure?

Sammy: Dr. Rosenbloom, there is a commotion going tonight down at Lake Hatchenaw. Seemingly a police investigation? 

Ben: We were told that you might know what’s going on. Is that true?

Rosenbloom: I don’t know the first thing about a police investigation, gentlemen. However, I believe you may be referring to the FBI looking into the body of one Rich McGuff found in-

Ben: Wait, did you just say Rich McGuff has… died?

Rosenbloom: Not in so many words, but his body was found in a lifeless state by two elderly gentlemen out motor boating on Lake Hatchenaw just a few-

Sammy: Herschel and Cecil found Rich McGuff dead?

Ben: This is terrible news!

Rosenbloom: It is rather disturbing to say the least. 

Ben: Kingsie didn’t… uh… you know…

Sammy: He’ll get to it, Ben. Dr. Rosenbloom, uh, would you happen to have the official cause of death for Mr. McGuff?

Ben: Had to be foul play man! Nobody that could grow a mustache that lucious and shiny can have any sickness in him. Please, just please, Dr. Rosenbloom, tell me Kingsie didn’t have anything to do with this.

Rosenbloom: There was no evidence of Kingsie having had her way with the body.

Ben: That’s good news. Oh man, should you even be talking about this? Does Rich’s family know? This is breaking news we don’t wanna-

Rosenbloom: Rich McGuff had no known next of kin to be found, so while it’s definitely sad when one shuffles the mortal coil, at least there wasn’t family to find out about his murder.

Ben: I’m sorry, what?

Sammy: Dr. Rosenbloom, are you telling us that Rich McGuff was murdered? This wasn’t a drowning or…

Ben: This is crazy!

Sammy: A murder in King Falls.

Rosenbloom: Obviously it’s a very concerning matter. The strangulation is what did it in. The gunshots, the knife wounds, the bludgeoning were such overkill. Really uncouth in my professional opinion. Once Rich awakened, I tried to speak and see if he knew who had done such heinous and despicable act, however there was only a slight hissing but guttural sound emanating from the exposed chest cavity

Sammy: What?

Ben: Dr. Rosenbloom, are you saying that not only was Rich McGuff murdered, but he also turned into a zombie too?

Rosenbloom: We don’t like to use the ‘zed’ word in the office, but yes, the body of Rich McGuff did reanimate after some time and stimuli.

Ben: Sammy take your ten bucks man, you win!

Sammy: Am I understanding correctly that Rich McGuff turned into one of those…

Ben: Zombies!

Sammy: Reanimated corpses like the John Doe?

Rosenbloom: You are correct, Sammy. Mr. McGuff being the tenth such instance in the past year since the Hatchenaw Doe is a pretty exciting time to be alive, believe you me.

Ben: Or undead.

Rosenbloom: That as well. However there really is nothing behind the eyes after the initial passing. The lights are on, knock knock, but nobody is home. It is the ultimate metaphorical ding dong ditch.

Ben: Wait, you said tenth instance? What the f-(beep) is going on here?

Rosenbloom: Apart from the obvious, not much Ben. It’s not like I’m quietly amassing an army of undead to do my bidding or anything as crazy as that. Aha, ha, ha, hm.

Sammy: (slowly) Okay… I think that’s about as much as I can take tonight. Thanks for the information, doc. Folks, please keep Rich McGuff in your thoughts.

Ben: Or just go down to the coroner’s office and throw uncooked meat at him! He’s a zombie, man!

Rosenbloom: You two are a riot, trust me everything down here is more than under control. I mean, except that there is a murderer on the loose in King Falls. The undead are certainly properly contained and accounted for.

Ben: Oh my… This is the worst!

Sammy: Dr. Rosenbloom, please give us a call should… I- I don’t know, I’m at a loss for words here.

Rosenbloom: I hate to be the life of the party and run, gentlemen, but I hear a slight rustling coming from the cold chamber, and I haven't seen my assistant Zoe in a little bit. Hm. Haha, ha, ha.

Sammy: Unbelievable. Stay safe, Dr. Rosenbloom. We’ll be in touch soon.

Rosenbloom: Duces. And I’m out.

[The phone hangs up]

Sammy: Jack-in-the-Box-Jesus! Can we go to break, Ben? I don’t know what-

Ben: The hotline is lit up, Sammy.

Sammy: The hotline? Do you have an interview scheduled?

Ben: I don’t, man! Only a couple people have that number.

Sammy: F-(beep) it. It can’t be crazier than the last twenty minutes.

Ben: Wanna go double or nothing?

Sammy: God. No. Good evening, you’re live on King Falls AM.

[Dogs yipping in the background]

Caller: Finally! I’ve been dialing your slowpoke asses all night long!

Ben: Archie? For the tenth time, you know if this is an emergency you should call the Sheriff’s office. Or Troy.

Sammy: I think they even have a special number you can call. It starts with a 9 and ends with a-

Archie: I know all about that, you silly Sally. And don’t get snarky with me! I’m literally calling you fools with the biggest damn piece of news in your little radio show’s history.

Ben: What’s going on, Archie? Is it the werewolves? Princess VonBarktooth?

Archie: It ain’t the damn werewolves! Thank heavens. I think the rainbow lights kept their furry butts in their trailer yard thank god, probably doing furry trailer park things… I’m sure they’ll stop now since the rainbow lights are gone.

Sammy: I’m sorry, did you say the rainbow lights are gone?

Archie: You bet your buttered up ass they are! I mean it just happened so maybe-

Sammy: Ben, you wanna check this out? Archie, thanks so much for breaking this news, this is a big deal!

Archie: Well, you’re welcome and such, but that ain’t the story you’re gonna be on your hands and knees thanking me for.

Sammy: There’s more?

Archie: Oh you bet your custom tailored britches there is! You see, oh my! They’re gonna to be sending the King Falls Gazette to take pictures soon! Oh I just know it! I need to get gussied up and fix my hair and put the Princess’s tiara on. So much to do, so little time I-

Sammy: Not if you don’t tell us, Archie.

Ben: They’re gone, Sammy! I can’t believe it, after two weeks the UFO’s lights just up and leave without- anything?

Sammy: Oh man, the bronys are going to be so disappointed.

Archie: May I speak now? I mean I don’t wanna interrupt your damn rainbow lightbrights commercial.

Sammy: Sorry, Archie. Ben, Archie was just saying that he has more news, it wasn’t just the lights leaving.

Ben: Is it good or bad news?

Archie: If you closed your damn trap I’d tell you. 

Ben: Trap closed!

Archie: Well, I’d been soaking in my bathtub for just the longest damn time. Rufus and I were watching youtube videos, trying to lock down that stanky leg dance. Have y'all ever heard of that?

Sammy: Stanky leg?

Ben: I don’t know, keep going, Archie.

Archie: Well, long story short I mighta stanked it up a little too much and I pulled a hammy so I was taking a hot bath when I hear the loudest damn banging outside. I thought it mighta been the wolves, or even worse, the puppy babies come back, so I limped out as quick as I could, and at my door was the craziest thing I ever saw!

Sammy: Which was?

Archie: A fully nude man! Just dangling and banging on my front door and asking me for help, and I mean not a stitch of clothing on him.

Sammy: I have to believe that isn’t the craziest thing you’ve laid eyes on.

Archie: Well in this instance yes, trust me.

Ben: Archie, you didn’t sign up for Billy Sherwood’s naked yoga, did you?

Archie: That’s none of your damn business, Ben! But I might have. Anyway, this was a man that needed some help. More-so, I think it was a man you boys might want to talk to.

Sammy: Um… okay, and who would that be?

Archie: You boys better appreciate this! Cause I could’ve called Channel 13 or any other news outlet in town-

Ben: Channel 13 isn’t a news outlet, man. The main eleven o'clock news story was about the slushy machine getting retired at Nick’s Exit 13 Oasis. But we do thank you for calling us first, Archie.

Archie: Y’all just remember who loves you b-(beep).

Other Caller: Are these the men that can help?

Archie: Here, darling, take the phone. These boys will get you sorted out.

Tim: Hello? This is Tim, uh, Tim Jenson. Do I know you? Can you help me? I- I’m trying to find my way home, but… I just can’t remember where home is.

[An eerie tone transitions into the King Falls outro music and credits begin.]

References:

Brony: a male My Little Pony fan

Furry: I’m not explaining that one…

John Stamos: an American actor

X-files: science fiction television show

Agent Scully: X-files character

President Lyndon B. Johnson: a US president

Foxtrot: a type of dance

Begonias: a type of pink flower

Alphabet Boys: people who work for the government

Guantanamo: a US military prison in Cuba

Cronkite: an American journalist

Brokaw: an American journalist

Characters:

Ben Arnold, Sammy Stevens, Howard Ford Beauregard III, Ron Begley, Troy, Dr. Jeffery Rosenbloom, Stephan Grisham, Jeffery Rosenbloom, Archie

#king falls am #king falls podcast #king falls am podcast #king falls transcript #king falls am transcript #kfam #kfam podcast #kfam podcast transcript

[decennia]

i am here to request all of your thoughts on a lorna and the sweetnams crossover 👉👈 —[hiddenqveendom]

i only really know about them in the batman (i'm not a titans girlie, i'm so sorry 😭) so this crossover is exclusive to reprisal. i look forward to knowing more about them in the other universes, though, so we can discuss more crossovers in depth! 🥰

lorna and meredith being in arkham together? oop 👀

lorna gets discharged first, and promises meredith that she'll look out for her girls

headcanoning meredith tried to protect lorna from crane while they were there together

unfortunately, maude is already in the falcon's clutches, and there isn't much lorna can do about it

she'd only managed to evade sentencing to blackgate by falcone's grace, and her debt to him was stronger than her promise to meredith

so she left, trusting that as long as maude was under falcone's care, at least she was safe

the same couldn't be said for millicent

lorna's return to gotham was under the guise of duty – her mandatory attendance at the mayor's funeral – but really, it was the guilt of a broken promise

she never much liked millicent when their paths had intially crossed. didn't like the effect she had on bruce, the way he'd lose himself when he was around her. she was protective of her friends, and millicent sweetnam was a mystery lorna lovestrange couldn't solve. a threat, lorna decided

that didn't mean she wasn't worried about millicent, though

so she'd come back on a mission, and she was going to see it through

only the bat is on the same mission, and he's an obstacle to lorna's promise

an obstacle that lorna isn't opposed to removing

also, after falcone's death, lorna becomes maude's unofficial guardian to keep a closer eye on her because maude is classified as a ward of the state

also hear me out but beatrix grisham x meredith sweetnam in arkham because rosamund and eiza have content together and maybe meredith is trying to manipulate beatrix into letting her go but her proximity to the doctor is only driving her more insane-?

#oc: lorna lovestrange #oc: maude sweetnam #oc: meredith sweetnam #oc: millicent sweetnam #the batman oc #crossover

[moaninmoonen]

Jake Paul vs Andre August OFFICIAL WEIGH IN [LIVE]

Jake Paul

Time Stamps:

54:47: Intro

56:27: Discussion w/ Todd Grisham, Wade Plemons, & Dan Canobbio

1:02:00: Michael Manna vs Zachary Randolph

1:04:52: Clayton Ward vs Alex Gueche

1:07:25: Javier Mayoral vs Elijah Flores

Main Card --------------

1:09:30: Joshua Temple vs Lorenzo Medina*

1:11:47: Livan Navarro vs Yoenis Tellez*

1:14:40: Franchón Crews-Dezurn vs Shadasia Green*

1:19:54: Andre August vs Jake Paul*

1:25:38: Discussion

1:28:05: Jake interview

1:32:15: Outro

1:32:50: End

#Youtube #*stars* = fighters I'm betting on...

[eurekadiario]

El FEM pide “campos de concentración de COVID” para encarcelar a los refuseniks que cuestionan la narrativa oficial

El Foro Económico Mundial (FEM) ha instado a los gobiernos a construir campos de concentración de COVID en todo el mundo para encarcelar a los ciudadanos que se nieguen a aceptar la narrativa oficial.

Como informó The People's Voice la semana pasada, un nuevo estudio de los CDC ha revelado que los hombres tienen un mayor riesgo de morir con cada inyección que reciben. Los datos muestran que cada año, cada persona "vacunada" tiene más probabilidades de morir a una tasa del siete por ciento, por dosis, por año. Como señalamos en el artículo, “esto significa que las vacunas de ARNm y las inyecciones de refuerzo son un ‘veneno genético de acción lenta’.

Allnewspipline.com informa: Como informó Rochester First el miércoles pasado, el miércoles por la mañana se llevaron a cabo argumentos orales en un caso de apelación sobre las regulaciones de cuarentena relacionadas con COVID por parte del Departamento de Salud de Nueva York sobre una regulación que permitiría al Comisionado de Salud emitir aislamiento o cuarentena. órdenes para controlar la propagación de una enfermedad transmisible.

Con el estado de Nueva York buscando el poder para FORZAR literalmente a los residentes de Nueva York a ser puestos en cuarentena o arrojados a 'campos de cuarentena', como informa esta historia en Substack del Dr. Joseph Sansone, estos son nada menos que campos de concentración que buscan arrojar. ¡La gente piensa en la posibilidad de que hayan estado expuestos a lo que todos sabemos ahora que es un arma biológica que ELLOS crearon!

Los autoritarios psicópatas del estado de Nueva York, la gobernadora Kathy Hochul y la fiscal general Letitia James, presentaron formalmente una apelación el miércoles pasado en un intento de anular el fallo de la Corte Suprema del condado de Cattaraugus que derriba los campos de concentración propuestos.

El estado de Nueva York está solicitando la autoridad para obligar a los seres humanos a ponerse en cuarentena contra su voluntad y la capacidad de ubicarlos en campos de cuarentena, también conocidos como campos de concentración. El tribunal de apelaciones de cinco jueces puede tardar un par de meses en emitir un veredicto.

Esta es una táctica similar a la que se utilizó en la Alemania nazi durante la Segunda Guerra Mundial, cuando se decía que los judíos, los gitanos y otros indeseables eran portadores de enfermedades y fueron obligados a ingresar en campos de concentración. Aparentemente, aquellos que se nieguen a inyectar armas biológicas C19 serán el objetivo.

Y a esa loca carrera hacia la tiranía que está ocurriendo ahora en Nueva York se suma lo que estamos presenciando en Nuevo México, donde el gobernador de allí intentó derrocar por sí solo la Constitución de los Estados Unidos basándose en su declaración de "emergencia", algo que tiran en todas partes. al país le encantaría hacer.

Mientras la gobernadora demócrata de Nuevo México, Michelle Luján Grisham, ebria de poder, afirma que agradecerá una pelea a medida que se intensifica la indignación por su intento de acabar con la Segunda Enmienda, un ataque directo a la Constitución de Estados Unidos que los globalistas tiránicos necesitan absolutamente completar si tienen Cualquier intención de tiranía a gran escala, ¿Grisham no entiende que el propósito mismo de la Segunda Enmienda tal como está escrito en la Constitución de los EE. UU. es PREVENIR LA TIRANÍA, y cualquier "lucha" que Grisham enfrente en un escenario a largo plazo podría terminar siendo una "tiranía"? ¿Pelear si las cosas empeoran?

Y con eso en mente, no debería sorprendernos que la gente de Albuquerque haya respondido de la forma en que siempre debería responder contra la tiranía, con las ventas de armas allí por las nubes. Y aunque rezamos para que se evite un 'tiroteo' en los próximos días, semanas y meses, como muchos han advertido mientras nos vemos conducidos hacia una tiranía a gran escala, puede que todo se reduzca a eso con la Segunda Enmienda y el pueblo estadounidense. la última línea en la arena entre la libertad y la tiranía absoluta.

Y como hemos advertido durante mucho tiempo en la ANP, la “tiranía” nunca debería tener un “espacio seguro” en un “país libre”.

Sin embargo, estamos recibiendo precisamente eso en un momento en el que están matando a los hombres jóvenes en edad de luchar en Estados Unidos, mientras permiten que hombres en edad de luchar procedentes de China entren al país a través de la desastrosa frontera sur de Joe Biden, con cruces fronterizos ilegales por parte de hombres chinos en edad militar hasta un enorme 900% sobre la traición de Biden.

Y con estos 'ataques' contra hombres estadounidenses que se llevan a cabo desde hace años, y vistos en los jóvenes que protestaron por el robo de las elecciones de 2020 siendo arrojados a los 'gulags de DC', algo que cualquier país comunista haría, ¿qué mejor manera para los 'enemigos de ¿Estados Unidos dentro o fuera" para eliminar a aquellos que se oponen a ellos que eliminar la "primera línea de defensa" de Estados Unidos matándolos con armas biológicas incluso antes de que se declare abiertamente cualquier "guerra mundial"? De hecho, probablemente nunca veremos una 'declaración abierta' de la Tercera Guerra Mundial, claramente ya desde hace años, como se ve en el hecho de que han estado permitiendo que hombres jóvenes en edad de luchar provenientes de China ingresen al país al mismo tiempo que están matando a los estadounidenses.

Así que los globalistas que ahora mismo están preparando la próxima 'estafa', llena de confinamientos y golpes obligatorios, mientras intentan desarmar a los ciudadanos estadounidenses en un estado y establecer 'campos de concentración' en otro estado, son advertencias fuertes y claras que sólo pueden ser ignorado bajo nuestro propio riesgo. El siguiente correo electrónico nos llegó recientemente de un lector de la ANP cuyo hijo trabaja para un departamento de policía.

Mi hijo trabaja para…..PD y el 11 de septiembre todos los alcaldes locales recibieron llamadas de los federales diciéndoles que la próxima Plandemia se avecina rápidamente, que será mucho peor que la última vez, y que necesitan su apoyo con máscaras. , cerrando todos sus negocios y escuelas e impulsando la nueva “vacuna”.

Luego, el alcalde llamó a todos los empleados y policías y discutió lo que se debe y no se debe hacer en las redes sociales como empleado público. En otras palabras, no hablen mal de la ciudad por su próxima tiranía planificada.

Y aunque hemos estado escuchando todo esto sobre hombres estadounidenses principalmente jóvenes en edad de luchar, la historia que apareció en el Daily Mail el domingo pasado enfureció muchísimo a Susan Duclos y a mí y nos mostró el "panorama general" de una manera desgarradora. Al contarnos la historia de 'Cathy', una niña de 5 años de Nueva Gales del Sur, cuya familia la llevó al hospital después de enfermarse, el hospital simplemente la dio de alta y le dijo a su familia que siguiera haciendo lo que estaban haciendo para tratarla. 'un resfriado', solo para que la familia llevara a 'Cathy' de regreso al hospital días después después de que su respiración empeorara.

Esta vez el hospital decidió hacerle pruebas a 'Cathy' para COVID-19 y el virus sincitial respiratorio (VRS), como informa la historia del Daily Mail, cuando ambas pruebas resultaron negativas, la niña de cinco años volvió a estar enferma. enviado a casa. Pero esta vez, solo unos días después, la pequeña Cathy se desplomó en los brazos de su madre y cuando los equipos de emergencia llegaron a su casa e intentaron resucitarla y no pudieron, la llevaron en avión de regreso al hospital, solo para ser declarada muerta pocas horas después.

Más tarde, el forense descubrió que la pequeña Cathy padecía la enfermedad bacteriana común Strep A, un diagnóstico que se realiza mediante un simple hisopo de garganta, Strep A podría haber sido tratada fácilmente con antibióticos si se hubiera diagnosticado correctamente en su primera visita al hospital. , pero el sistema médico de 2023 de alguna manera lo pasó por alto, aunque el tratamiento para el estreptococo A se ha utilizado desde la década de 1930.

Sólo otra señal del colapso total de nuestro sistema médico, un colapso que se observa cuando a los lectores de la ANP se les dice que a menudo no pueden conseguir citas médicas durante meses para cosas para las que antes podían conseguir citas en una semana, incluso el médico para Tanto Susan como yo somos ahora pacientes y sufrimos los mismos tipos de "servicios", y ella recientemente le dijo a Susan que ELLA MISMA tiene que esperar meses y meses para conseguir citas para ver a SU propio Doctor; El sistema médico estadounidense quedó hecho pedazos.

Con la historia de Cathy, de 5 años, un ejemplo perfecto de cómo nuestro sistema de salud nos falla, con Cathy muriendo por algo que probablemente se habría contagiado fácilmente "antes de COVID", pero no lograron el diagnóstico adecuado porque estaban demasiado concentrados en 'COVID', habíamos advertido en ANP el 10 de febrero de 2020 después de entrevistar al experto en armas biológicas, el Dr. Francis Boyle, que el 'COVID' podría colapsar el sistema de salud de Estados Unidos. Y el Dr. Boyle también nos dijo en aquel entonces que lo más probable es que la COVID fuera “creada en un laboratorio”, una afirmación que los HSH consideraron descabellada durante los años siguientes.

#FEM #pide #campos #concentración #COVID #encarcelar #refuseniks #cuestionan #narrativa #oficial

[ebookporn]

Alex Murdaugh trial viewers incorrectly claim to spot author John Grisham in the courtroom

Screenshots of a man bearing striking resemblance to Grisham began circulating on Twitter as Mr Murdaugh testified

Eagle-eyed viewers following the explosive Alex Murdaugh murder trial sparked frenzied — but incorrect — speculation that acclaimed author John Grisham was in the courtroom.

Screenshots of a man bearing striking resemblance to Mr Grisham began circulating on Twitter on Thursday as Mr Murdaugh testified in his own defence about the murders of his wife Maggie and son Paul at the Colleton County Courthouse in Walterboro, South Carolina.

Law&Crime and Court TV both speculated about his appearance, with reporter Cathy Russon tweeting: “I guess a book is coming...”

However, the rumours were swiftly debunked as the man in question was correctly identified as Walterboro Mayor William T Young Jr.

Reporter Jennifer Wood confirmed Mr Young’s identity in a Twitter post, writing: “After chasing this lovely gentleman down the street and speaking with him, I can confirm he is actually the Mayor of beautiful Walterboro and not John Grisham as everyone seems to think.

#john grisham #authors #writers #celebrity #look a like

[ivanreycristo]

Mis 3 videos que mas han visto este 2022..uno de una rueda de prensa d ELVIS o el REY DEL ROCK q venia en un DVD q compre en MEXICO DF viendolo la madrugada (en hotel EUROSTARS REFORMA) tras ver a REM (=FASE DEL SUEÑO) en el AUDITORIO NAZIONAL (18-11-08)..y en el q dije o titule q estaba SOLLOZANDO tras su DIVORCIO de PRISCILLA (a la q conocio haciendo la mili en ALEMANIA cuando ella tenia 14 años y el 24).

Luego la entrevista a la q se presto el Notario Gerardo Muñoz DE DIOS q legitimo mi FIRMA FALSIFICADA para poner un TESTAFERRO (q figuraba en decenas de empresas quebradas con deudas en la SEGURIDAD SOCIAL=grupo d VALENCIA) como CANDIDO LOPEZ-MEJIAS en mi sustitucion como ADMINISTRADOR UNICO GRATUITO en una EMPRESA D MI PADRE (al DIMITIR xq tras DESPEDIR a 6 INSTALADORES q antes prestaban sus servicios en La Casa de PUTAS de TELECINCO mediante la empresa de Trabajo temporal RAMSTAD y q T5 les prometio hacer de PLANTILLA.. nos dio un contrato de SERVICIOS DE INSTALACION pero teniamos q contratarlos en vez de poner de los NUESTROS y al mes llego el VERANO y querian sus VACACIONES pero no las habian generado con nosotros y empezaron huelga d brazos CAIDOS y T5 nos dijo q les despidiesemos y los sustituyieramos con los nuestros.. X lo q demandaron a T5 y a nosotros q x despido improcedente solo teniamos q pagar unos 1800€ pero no nos llego citacion JUDICIAL ni T5 nos aviso para hacer una DEFENSA CONJUNTA en el JUICIO x lo q empezaron a contar los SALARIOS DE TRAMITACION hasta q mas de un año despues un BANCO nos dijo q teniamos una incidencia JUDICIAL x la q debiamos 120.000€ x lo q mi padre se nego a pagar y su socio asi como abogado mercantil Rafael Jimenez Valcarcel tramo una INSOLVENCIA PUNIBLE a lo que me negue x ser el RESPONSABLE).. donde me coloco de SUBORDINADO al hermano Mayor del Niño LAMA de GRANADA q me pidio faltar al trabajo xq su hermano mas pequeño se habia ahogado en la piscina de su madre en IBIZA).. Y q extrañamente le hicieron Rafael Palacios Lopez y Benjamin Antonio Moreno Silva (SMAB o sus Iniciales al reves) a los q conoci atraves del YANKEE Greg Grisham Vento al q me encontre frente a EL CORTE INGLES de la Incendiada TORRE WINDSOR con una enorme pankarta sujetada x un PALO q ponia TERRORISMO? ESTA ECONOMIA ES UN ATENTADO CONTINUO y en el otro lado SOY MARICA AMERICANO Y ME GUSTA BIN LADEN SEXUALMENTE

Entrevista q me puso mi padre tras salir del psikiatriko LOPEZ IBOR en 2007 y tras venir de CUBA donde firmo un contrato de 10 millones d $ para hacer 10 unidades moviles de TV DSNG para la VENEZOLANA VIVE TV q fundo HUGO CHAVEZ intermediando la CUBANA (=UNA PAJA CON TETAS) COPEXTEL x lo q fue el gobierno cubano de FIDEL quien autorizo la salida de DIVISAS.

Y como 3er video.. La madre del niño LAMA OSEL HITA TORRES hablando para la BBC en un podcast q grabe mientras lo escuchaba en el APPLE STORE del CC WEST-FIELD de LONDRES en 2012 justo antes de ver ahi presentar a Taylor SWIFT su cd RED

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Decapitated body found after dog seen carrying severed arm

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Decapitated body found after dog seen carrying severed arm

A decapitated body was found by authorities in a Mississippi home over the weekend – but only after a dog was spotted carrying a severed arm, police said.

The stomach-turning case in Jackson, which the mayor called “one of disgust,” came to light Saturday after a person called police to report a dog found what looked like an arm, authorities said, according to WLBT-TV.

The rest of the body, minus the victim’s head, was found behind an abandoned home in the woods on Sunday, said Jackson police, according to the television station.

The ID of the victim was not released by police Monday.

WJTV

The head of the body was not found as of earlier Monday, according to multiple local reports. The victim hasn’t been identified, but appeared to be a white man, according to Hinds County Coroner Sharon Grisham-Stewart, WAPT-TV reported.

“We are actively investigating the matter,” said Abraham Thompson, commander of the Jackson Investigative Service Bureau, according to WJTV. “We do have investigators right now at several locations to where they’re following up on all leads.”

Jackson Mayor Chokwe A. Lumumba was asked about the unusual case in a press briefing Monday.

“That is a very graphic and brutal picture,” he said. “Anytime anyone is harmed in any way – the (mutilation) of a body – of course my reaction is one of disgust, is one of concern.”

He later added, “I want to know what happened. It’s not something you grow accustomed to, you ever want to grow accustomed to.”

#Dog News

[lmjonesrrnm]

When Covid-19 first started to go through the United States in 2020, the governor of New Mexico at the time, Democrat Lujan Grisham, placed heavy restrictions on the state. Grisham ordered tourists to wear masks and quarantine. “New Mexico published newspaper ads in neighboring Arizona and Texas, states respectively reporting 27% and 18% positive coronavirus test rates, urging their residents not to visit. Health experts consider a 5% rate to be worrisome”(Hay n.p.). But tourists kept on coming. In cities like Taos and Santa Fe, tourists obeyed the mandates due to signs threatening fines for failing to obey them. However, in Red River not so much. The police force didn’t enforce the mandates because Red River is dependent on tourism. The mayor, Republican Linda Calhoun, was encouraging businesses to require masks (Hay n.p.). 

The situation is much different now. The whole state of New Mexico has ended mask requirements in public indoor spaces and capacity limits for businesses and large gatherings. The state does ask that people continue to wear masks in public, practice safe distances, and frequent hand-washing(New Mexico Covid-19 Traveler Information). For the little town of Red River, you will find people maskless and back to normal. Some businesses may still have signs suggesting a mask, but not wearing one is up to you, the visitor. 

Since Red River is a tourist town for outdoor activities, you shouldn’t have to worry about Covid restraints. The people there are very laid back. Everyone is just there to enjoy the cooler weather and forget the hassle of normal life at home. 

Works Cited

Hay, Andrew. “Quarantine or Not, Tourists Still Flock to New Mexico.” Reuters, Thomson Reuters, 15 July 2020, https://www.reuters.com/article/us-health-coronavirus-new-mexico/quarantine-or-not-tourists-still-flock-to-new-mexico-idUSKCN24G16P. 

“New Mexico Covid-19 Traveler Information.” New Mexico Tourism Department, https://www.newmexico.org/covid-19-traveler-information/. 

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Nuevo México pide ayuda federal contra incendios forestales - Los Angeles Times

Nuevo México pide ayuda federal contra incendios forestales – Los Angeles Times

SANTA FE, Nuevo México, EE.UU. (AP) — La gobernadora de Nuevo México pidió más asistencia federal para responder a los incendios forestales que arden en el norte del estado, incluyendo uno que es el segundo mayor en la historia de Nuevo México y que las autoridades estiman que ha destruido centenares de casas. La gobernadora Michelle Lujan Grisham dijo el viernes en una carta al presidente Joe…

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i dont think this quite fits the spirit of the meme but its past 3 am and i thought of it while making the last one and snorted so loud my cat gave me a very affronted look so here it is anyway

#king falls am #sammy stevens #mayor grisham #this is so fucking stupid lmao

[unofficialkfamtranscripts]

King Falls AM - Episode 9: Jack in the Box Jesus

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Summary: September 1, 2015 - An alleged sighting of the Lord & Savior at a downtown fast food restaurant has the residents of King Falls ready for deliverance, meanwhile Sammy & Ben try to navigate the flood waters of this revelation.

[podcast intro music]

Mayor Grisham Ladies and gentlemen, I promise you that while it is a terrible inconvenience that our modern electronics are out— this is not the end of the world. It could be a refreshing change of pace! Instead of reading, on your tablet, go down to the King Falls library, and check out the real thing! Instead of texting your BFF, go enjoy some pancake puppies at Rose’s! and have a face-to-face chat. This isn’t as bad as it seems— and it could be a blessing in disguise.

[KFAM intro music]

Sammy Good morning guys and dolls, you’re listening to King Falls AM—

Ben —That’s 660 on the radio dial.

Sammy And this is day 13 of what has been dubbed the King Falls Electrolocaust.

Ben This has easily been the hardest two weeks of my professional career.

Sammy It has been tough, but Ben and I want to thank you, and everyone out there listening, for the continuing support of the show.

Ben We got another doozy of a show for you tonight, King Falls. During hour two, we’ll be interviewing Maria Chandler, manager of the King Falls Apple store, and speaking about the effects the shut down has had on business.

Sammy As well as fielding your calls and talking about whatever’s clever this evening.

Ben I miss computers, Sammy. I miss the schedule. Our automated systems, my alarm clock. I’ve went through three the legal pads in two weeks!

Sammy [sympathetic] I know, buddy.

Ben I would literally watch Channel 13 if given the chance.

Sammy Wow. That’s saying a lot.

Ben [softly] I need my life back.

Sammy King Falls, how are you taking the modern electronic shut down of 2015? Are you refreshed? Reliving the mid-90s? Or— are you falling apart like our dear Ben Arnold?

Ben I’d listen to boy bands, to have a working smartphone. I’d wear, puka shell necklaces and sell my pog collection,[1] if you give me five minutes with my email.

Sammy Look on the bright side, Ben. You’re spending all your free time down at the library, and I haven’t called you out on it!

Ben That’s calling me out on it.

Sammy Eh-Well- and you know it’s nice hearing the birds tweeting instead of @kingfallsam. I’m not saying I don’t miss it but, I’m enjoying this a little bit.

Ben ♫It’s tearing up my heart when I’m with yoouu♫[2]

Sammy The references are not gonna bring back your goods.

Ben [hurt] Dammit Sammy, let’s just take a call from our jury-rigged phone system.

[bg music being provided by Chet’s record player]

Sammy You’re live with Sammy and Ben.

Cynthia Yeeaah, I wanna talk about the outages.

Sammy Cynthia Higgenbaum, ladies and gents. How are you doing during this electronic crisis?

Cynthia [blissful] I feel the warm embrace of the chastity belt that’s been placed on society. I’m relieved, de-stressed, marvelous!

Ben *chuckling* Whoa, heh, that’s- that’s a heck of a change!

Cynthia [suddenly aggressive] What are you trying to say, Ben?

Sammy It’s just you’re usually- you’ve been a little… pessimistic in the past.

Cynthia [mostly calm again] Ohhh, I still have problems; I’m full up with issues. But right now, I don’t have to worry about what websites my husband is perusing, what brain-dead TV my kids are watching— I’m at peace! It’s just me and my harlequin novels. Plus, with Jesus back and all—

Ben [jokingly suggestive] 50 Shades of Cynthia

Cynthia [angrily] Don’t be filthy Ben Arnold! I Know Your Mother!

Sammy I-I’m sorry, Cynthia— did you just say that Jesus is back?

Cynthia [gossipy tone] Have you guys not heard the news?

Ben Is she talking about Jesus Jesus?

Cynthia There’s only one.

Sammy Wellll, I think Mexico would disagree, but please tell us why you think Jesus—

Cynthia [snappy] I don’t think Sammy, I know! [softer] Earlier this evening, he was spotted glowing and speaking in tongues at Jack in the Box.[3]

Ben The one off Main Street or Red Oak Avenue?

Cynthia Ew, nobody does to Red Oak.

Sammy [softly] Jack-in-the-Box-Jesus.

Cynthia Oh, Hell no! I will not participate in that blasphemy. You’re gonna get smited—

Sammy Oh, I- I mean- I wasn’t- I’m sorry, I’m not meaning to, uh—

Cynthia Tell it to Satan! In Hell, Sammy! [hangs up forcefully]

[dial tone]

Ben This is big.

Sammy [slightly reluctant] If you or someone you know has had a sighting of *clears throat, Ben laughs* Jack in the Box Jesus please give us a call. Uh, 424-279-3858

Ben You’re on King Falls AM.

Deputy Troy Now I know what you’re thinking: how could the second coming of God’s only son happen and ol’ Troy here didn’t clue you in.

Ben Not what I was thinking.

Sammy What do you know Troy?

Deputy Troy Well I got a suspicious persons call out at ol’ Yack[sic] in the Box around 9. So, I hit the lights and cruised over to see what the fuss was about. And lo and behold, back by the dumpster with a mess of people looking on— there he was.

Sammy Now, are you really telling us that— [still reluctant] you saw, or, you believe you saw the son of God and the King of Kings bangin around outside the Jack In The Box?

Deputy Troy Well, he was a man. Somebody’s son, no doubt. Bearded. Good lookin’, if-if you’re into that sort of thing. He had a robe on—

Ben [cutting in]We can solve this right now. Was he white or was he black?

Deputy Troy He was more of a greenish color. Like a glow really.

Sammy The man had an aura around him.

Deputy Troy It was shinier than a damn Fukushima foxhound, fellas. Like, I felt a need to put on the old aviators, but I- I didn’t want to be cliché.

Sammy Alright, Troy. So, work with us here; you’re in the back of the Jack in the Box, there’s a uh, a Jesus-type guy—

Deputy Troy Just-a-ramblin’ on.

Ben Speaking in— tongues?

Deputy Troy Speaking in somethin. The last time I heard gibberish like that was comin’ from the back of my Chevy with Shell Snyder’s daughter.

Sammy So what happened next?

Deputy Troy Well a group of looky-loos had descended, as I said, and since it was only me, there was no perimeter set up yet. So I start ta approach this glowing Christ and somebody— Roy Higgins if you gotta know/— hollered out “It’s Jesus!” and the whole parking lot just went bonkers!

Ben Well, di-did you speak to the guy?

Deputy Troy Damn skippy. I told Roy that this was official police biz. And he shouldn’t be squawling around like a little baby.

Ben No, Jack in the Box Jesus.

Deputy Troy Oh, well no. I- I turned around and he was gone. Split right off into the woods, I suspect.

Sammy Did you follow him?

Deputy Troy Sammy. So you’re tellin me that you’d follow a 6-foot-tall and glowing perp into the woods??

Sammy [muttered] Point taken.

Ben So any other sightings?

Deputy Troy Well, not as of yet. But there were so many people they could’a had a revival in that parkin’ lot. So I’m guessin’ that’s how word spread so quickly. And without internet, too? That’s pretty damn impressive.

Sammy Is there an APB out or anything?

Deputy Troy For what, dilly-dallying around with a jumbo jack? He wasn’t doin nothin bad. Just acting a fool— Lord forgive me— where he shouldn’t’a been.

Ben And glowing.

Deputy Troy That’s right.

Sammy Well, please let us know if get any more info on this, Troy. We’d appreciate it.

Deputy Troy You bet. I’ll be sure to keep you boys and the listenin’ public informed. But if you should happen to stumble upon Jesus? Do not approach, bother or pester. You just call up Ol’ Deputy Troy.

[hangs up]

Ben …or your local church. [dial tone]

Sammy Deputy Troy, ladies and gents. Now we’re just going to take a quick break and hear from one of our new sponsors: Carl’s Candy!

Ben Yeah I don- I don’t think we should play this

Sammy What? Ads pay the bills remember?

Ben Folks, as a workaround with all the tech issues, uh, I went out and recorded a few spots of some of our sponsors- uh, new and old. Emphasis on Old, after this one.

Sammy Okay, so the audio is bad.

Ben *sucks in breath* You could say that.

Sammy This company’s paid up! They’re scheduled in one of your many notebooks. Let’s do this. We’ll be right back folks.

[slow, creepy xylophone music]

Carl [voice is soft and creepy, like you expect from a guy who offers kids candy from the back of a van] Do you know why they call it a blow pop? I sure do. And if you come on down to Creepy Carl’s Candy, I’ll fill ya up! I mean in. [whispering] It’ll be our little secret.- A sweet tooth is a terrible thing to waste. Come find a new sugar daddy to butter your fingers at Creepy Carl’s! Come in and grab a sack of Carl’s Boston baked beans while you’re at it. Oops, one fell in my pocket. Free if you can find it! *Ben groaning “oh no”* Every child’s welcome at Creepy Carl’s, big mouths, small mouths, white mouths and brown mouths. We’re equal opportunity! And just cause they shut down the ol’ brick and mortar doe’n’t mean you can’t buy it from my van. Be sure to ask your parents’ permission first, kids. Creepy Carl’s Candy, where the suckers don’t suck themselves. [Police sirens]

Deputy Troy [through megaphone] Carl, turn off your ignition. You are too close to the school zone.

Carl I gotta go! Catch ya later [tires squealing]

Ben [desperate, in bg] The mic!

[sirens fade out]

Sammy … Never again.

Ben I tried to tell you.

Sammy I know. Let’s never speak about this.

Ben [whispering] I need a shower.

Sammy *sigh* …Moving forward, we were just talking about a sighting that happened a few hours ago around the 9 o’clock hour, just off Main Street. It seems quite a few people believe that we may be experiencing a religious phenomenon. Perhaps the second coming of–

Ben [slightly gruff impression] “Don’t call it a comeback, I’ve been here for years!”[4]

Sammy *chuckles* Right, let’s go to the phone lines.

Ben [happily] That was good though right?

Sammy It was good. Good evening, you’re live on King Falls AM.

Reverend Hawthorne Ask and ye shall receive! King Falls-uh. It is the gooD Reverend Xavier “Right. With. Gaawwd-uh” Hawthorne.

Ben Reverend Hawthorne? Are you back in town?

Reverend Hawthorne [speaking over Ben] The One and Only, and we are turnin’ the wagons arounD as we speaK-uh. And we’re headin’ back to my flocK-uh. How’re y’all feelin’ tonighT, King Falls- I said How are you, Feelin’!

Sammy [softly] We’re feeling alright.

Reverend Hawthorne Praise GoD-uh! Hallelujah! Now a little birdie, uh-just chirp’n on my shoulder, told me there was a SighTing. A Vision. Dare I say it, eyeballs were laid on our Lord and Saviour at a burger joint in our fair city.

Sammy Yeah, about 9 o’clock here.

Reverend Hawthorne Could it Be-uh! that our 5-week-revival worked. Could it Be-uh! that our prayers have been brought forth the lamb of God-uh. Can I get an amen!

Ben Reverend Hawthorne we—

Reverend Hawthorne Amen! This miracle-uh, this sight from our God-uh, perched on a Mountain of Sanctity, says that he is ready to lead-uh, his most Highly Favored, Congregation bacK to the promised land. Gimme some organ, Deacon Reggie [organ music begins playing in bg]

Sammy [aside] Do you think Reggie has to wheel that thing around just in case?

Ben This is getting good.

Reverend Hawthorne Play it dirty, brother. We are going Home-uh. Take us back to Calvary, take us BACK-uh! … Samuel, Benjamin may I ask you gentlemen if you have a relationship-uh with the Author of the E-ternal Sal-vation; [organ goes silent] [softly] are ya saved?

Sammy I’m—

Reverend Hawthorne Then let me tell y’all, [organ starts again] because if you aren’t-uh, I’m coming back to town. One weekend only, the Xavier “Right with GoD-uh” Hawthorne Experience will be wheelin’ bacK into King Falls Fairgrounds this very night-uh. We are hoping to get One- On- One with the Risen Christ and start preparin’ for Kingdom Come. But just like old Xavier, you gotta come on down-uh so we can get you TurnT uP With GoD-uh. [click, dial tone]

Sammy Xavier? Hello?

Ben He’s, gone. Sammy.

Sammy Well, you heard it here first folks. Xavier Hawthorn’s Travelling Roadshow is coming back to town. Will Jack in the Box Jesus make his stage debut?

Ben [muttering] Tch- Jesus.

Sammy Literally.

Ben Do you think we could get an interview? Would it be Mr. Christ? Or-

Sammy Something tells me that there is something more to the story than what we’ve heard so far, Ben.

Ben Tsk. I get that, but this is King Falls, Sammy.

Sammy What a perfect place to make a return: a rinky-dink town with no internet.

Ben Line- [muttered] dammit, there’s only one line. Uh, you’re on with Sammy and Ben.

Archie Good evenin’ fellas!

[small dogs barking in bg]

Sammy Is thi-

Archie It’s Archie Simmons!

Ben He-ey Archie, how’s Princess Von Barktooth?

Archie Well, I do have news concernin’ the princess, and I just want to possibly recant some info from our previous call a few weeks back.

Sammy About the werewolves?

Archie Correct.

Sammy Wow. I mean, you sounded pretty convinced that you saw a werewolf.

Archie And now I’m saying that maybe I was misinformed.

Sammy I think you should probably tell Troy and the Sheriff’s Office, Archie.

Archie *giggles* You silly Sally, Troy’s on his way over now

Ben Why the change of heart, Archie?

Archie Well, new information has come to light boys, I mean with the Divine One making his triumphant, and let’s be honest, dramatic return to King Falls.

Sammy You’re talking about the glowing man at the Jack in the Box?

Archie [softly] Let’s be real here, it’s the J-Man, of course a heavenly carpenter would pick King Falls. So many projects to keep busy with.

Sammy [dryly] Uh-huh.

Archie Plus, with the princess and this new information, we have to believe this.

Ben You keep saying that, what’s going on with the princess Archie?

Archie She’s in a delicate condition.

Sammy Oh, of course. I mean she’s been through a lot.

Archie *giggles* No Sammy, I mean she’s with child. Ch-children. Puppies? There’s a bun in my $2400 oven boys!

Sammy Wait. She’s pregnant? From the werewolf attack?!

Archie [softly again] Well, that’s the thing. While I believed in my heart of hearts that the hillbilly beast from the trailer park had gotten to the princess, I think…

Ben What. What do you think Archie?

Archie I mean it was dark, I know it was a full moon but I was scared and recently awakened, sleep in my eyes etc. and so on.

Sammy You don’t think it was the werewolves.

Archie I’m thinking with this new evidence and the fact that I saw a long-haired, bearded man in a Biblical Act— Yeah I-I- I think- there’s a chance it could have been [whispering] the man upstairs.

Ben [stern] Upstairs from whom?

Archie Mankind! Come on Ben, get with the picture!

Sammy He’s saying that because there’s been a holy sighting tonight- which we should all be a little bit doubtful of- then maybe it wasn’t the werewolves, but the Alpha and the Omega.

Ben No! NO WA- That’s too much, Archie. You saw the werewolf. He looked you in the eye and howled at the moon.

Archie I don’t know what kind of weird things Jesus is into.

Ben No way. This is ludicrous.

Archie You just wait and see Ben! The princess may have lost her Westminster dreams, but it was all part of God’s plan.

Ben We’ve got to go Archie *laughs* you’re crossing a line that we cannot cross at King Falls AM.

Archie Judge Not, lest ye be judged boys. Kardashians[sic] 3:16 or a Psalm or something. I think Troy’s coming around the bend anyways boys, laters!

[click, dial tone]

Sammy You know? When I walk in the door every night I say to myself, “Nothing’s gonna surprise me tonight” And more times than not, I am just Dead Wrong.

Ben Let’s give the phone a rest for a moment, Sammy, the record player is just begging to be used.

Sammy *chuckles* Not a bad idea Ben.

[phone pings]

Ben What? *gasps* My phone! [several pings] OHH it’s back baby!

Sammy Me too! What’s going on?

[pinging continues]

Ben What’s up! Oh my God, I could literally kiss the apparition of Steve Jobs.

Sammy Hey, I’ve got a text here, Unknown Number.

Ben Okay, what does it say?

Sammy “I- I know why this happened. I know how to stop it. We need to talk“

Ben What?

Sammy No, that’s what the text said.

Ben You don’t think this has anything to do with… Thank You, Jesus.

[KFAM outro]

[CREDITS]

References:

[1] Pogs - Pogs, generically called milk caps, is a game that was popular among children during the early-mid 1990s. The name pog originates from POG, a brand of juice made from passionfruit, orange, and guava; the use of POG bottle caps to play the game preceded the game's commercialization.

[2] “It’s tearin’ up my heart when I’m with you” - Lyrics to the song “Tearin’ Up My Heart” by NSYNC, an American boy band from the mid-90s

[3] Jack in the Box - American fast food chain, primarily along the west coast and southern states.

[4] “Don’t call it a comeback, I’ve been here for years” - lyrics to the song “Mama Said Don’t Knock You Out” by LL COOL J (also came out in the 90s)

#king falls am #king falls #kfam #sammy stevens #ben arnold #kfam transcripts #kfam ep9 #cynthia higgenbaum #mayor grisham #troy krieghauser #archie simmons #jack in the box jesus #reverend hawthorne

[incorrectkingfallsam]

Sammy, about Grisham: Hey, we’re still gonna assassinate him, right?

Ben: Don’t say that!

#submission #fearlesseffusivefullofgrace #king falls am #kfam #source: parks and rec #sammy stevens #ben arnold #mayor grisham

[birdsnores]

I can’t believe Sammy suplexed the mayor ;w; I’m so proud

#king falls am #king falls podcast #kfam #kfam podcast #kfam spoilers #oink oink you capitalist pig #mayor grisham #sammy stevens #god i hate grisham with the heat of a thousand suns