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#meaning they're also his kids and therefore Clarisse's siblings
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Now that I'm interacting with the pjo Fandom, I've seen a lot of posts talking about camp half-blood, the weirdest thing about them is how most of you use "cabin mates" or some variation of it. Like... cabin mates??? Do you mean their siblings?????? The people they share a parent with????? 😭😭
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novemberwasgrey · 5 years
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Headcanons of Ares kids + Chrisse #2
At the beginning of their relationship Clarisse's brothers didn't like it and were always in the overprotective-brothers-even-though-their-sister-can-kick-asses-herself-mode. Eventually they learn to appreciate Chris because he helps them getting back to the Stoll's pranks. Plus he's the only one who can calm her nerves down. An angry Clarisse is not good for anyone, believe them
However, Ares still doesn't like it. He might be harsh, especially towards his daughters, no one is good enough for his drakon slayer
It's a mutual feeling: ever since Chris learned Ares used to beat Clarisse when she'd disappoint him, he despises him more than anyone in the world
Sherman and Clarisse almost had to threaten Mark for him to ask out Nyssa
But it's nothing compared to Ellis, Mark and Clarisse literally pushing Sherman to make a move on Miranda
Ellis is gay and the only one in Cabin 5. He was afraid to come out in fear that his siblings would treat him differently afterwards but no such thing happened: Sherman already knew because they're really close, and his other siblings were surprised but accepted right away. All of them mentally swore by the river Styx that they'd destroy physically and psychologically anyone giving Ellis crap about his sexuality.
He ends up dating Cecil ofc
Ares kids are fierce big mama lovers. Like they're the ones Iris messaging their mothers the most but you better not mention that or they'll bury you somewhere in the camp's woods.
Baby Chuck Hedge adores his godmother Clarisse. When she and Chris babysit him, he cries every time Mellie comes to pick him up; she's like a second mom
Eventually, Frank starts to get along with most of his Greek siblings; every time he would visit CHB he stays in their cabin and Mark or Clarisse always call him at dinner: "yo Praetor Zhang! Food contest! Come eating with your bros and sis'!" it scares Percy beyond belief to see Clarisse and Frank getting along "You know, Frank is actually a good person, don't turn him into one of you" "Shut up Prissy!"
Reyna and Clarisse are like bffs and you cannot tell me otherwise
Clarisse is a Gryffindor and Chris is a Slytherin; he's the sneaky one with good comebacks, she's the too-brave one diving headfirst into any fight
Clarisse is French (seriously her first name AND last name are French and it's my mother tongue so trust me when I tell you she's probably French canonically)
And Chris is Dominican so they learn each other's language ("mierda Clarisse te quiero tanto" "Pas de romantisme à deux balles Rodriguez")
Silena was French as well (Beauregard means "Beautiful look") and before she died she actually introduced her father to Beckendorf and Clarisse. He loved his daughter's boyfriend and surprisingly Clarisse as well (usually she's not the "parent's friend") ; they spent an entire evening drinking French wine and talking about French politics. Silena was whining all night: "Papa! You never let me drink wine with you" "Clarisse seems like she can take it unlike you who's tipsy after a glass of Sauvignon" "hahaha, deal with it Beauregard!"
When Silena died, he wasn't mad at Clarisse at all and they would mourn together. He sends her chocolate every year
Legal age drinking is 18 in France but Clarisse's mom always let her sipping wine since she was 15; therefore, she has really high alcohol tolerance
But when Clarisse is drunk, gods, she is REALLY drunk. According to her brothers, she's the "dance like a hooker loving everyone" type of drunk ("I luuuuv you so much Chris I don't tell ya often" "Percy you might be a priss ur an awesome guy most of the time" "I miss baby Chuck" "Chris ur the 'ove of my life" "Sherman, Mark you're the most annoying brothers in the world but you're also my fav" "did I mention that I luv ya Chris?" Chris finds it adorable and he gets to see those hips moving aaaaall night looooong
He never drinks because of what happened to him in the Labyrinth; since then he wants to be in control and aware of all his actions
Drunk or not, Clarisse is a really good dancer (she's so graceful on the battlefield that it has to come from somewhere).
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