META'S NEW FORM! he's a faerie now 🥹
It all started here:
At night Marx, Magolor, Taranza, Mahoroa, Marstella, and HyperGlitch are chilling at a park in the middle of the fucking night.
“Okay, I have this epic idea. Stella, wake the fuck up.” Marx says.
“Sorry,” Marstella replies.
“So, what if we pushed those kids into the river and ran away?”
“No???” Taranza replies.
“Ugh. Fine, let’s do something else.”
The mfs go somewhere else.
“Hi, Galacta!!” Mahoroa says.
“Wassup?” Cupid replies.
Plutø waves at the mfs.
“Y’all, it’s time to do what we do best,” Marx says.
“What do you mean?” Taranza asks.
Marx splits into Yin and Yang too, Taranza transforms into Moon, Mahoroa turns into Star, Marstella transforms into Dream, Magolor turns into Crystalline, and HyperGlitch transforms into Heart.
“Hey! The losers aren’t supposed to know that we aren’t who we say we are!” T̶a̶r̶a̶n̶z̶a̶ Moon says.
“Oh well. Just don’t let the plebians know.” Yang says.
“Also, technically Mahoroa is trans.” Crystalline points out.
“That’s Star to you! And also, yeah.” Star replies.
“Guys, don’t do that shit. Let’s go tell Plutø.” Galacta says.
Cupid opens a portal to Faerie Land and the mfs go through.
“Plutø! We did a bad thing!” Moon yells.
“What did you do, youngest? I think…” Plutø replies.
“We accidentally transformed out of our disguises!” Moon says.
“Well, as long as the Popstar people didn’t see you it’s okay.”
“oh”
Morpho shows up out of nowhere.
“Hey, bitches.” Morpho says.
“DUDE WHERE DID YOU COME FROM”
“Don’t question it.”
Galacta Knight goes back to Popstar.
Cupid sits next to a tree.
Galacta Knight pulls out a lighter, sets the tree on fire, and flies away.
*Next day*
Plutø is sitting on a log, playing her guitar and singing a song to the e̶v̶i̶l̶ ̶a̶s̶s̶ faeries.
“Plutø!! I need to speak to you for a second.” Moon says.
Plutø stops singing and turns to Moon.
“Yes, my dwarf?” Plutø replies.
“I miss the love of my life…”
“Oh, you mean Sectonia?”
Moon nods.
“She’s alive!”
Moon looks surprised and confuzzled.
Plutø summons Rosie.
“That’s Rosie! How does that work?” Moon says.
“A little thing called reincarnation,” Plutø replies.
“WAIT! SO THAT’S WHY MY FLOWER DISITERGRATED AFTER ROSIE WAS BORN!?”
Plutø nods and hands Rosie to Moon.
“OH MY GOD! I’M TELLING FAERIE ABOUT THIS!!!” Moon yells.
Moon runs away.
“FAERIE!!!”
“Hey, Ourple!” Star responds.
“Faerie, Plutø told me that Sectonia reincarnated into Rosie!”
“Cool!”
Moon transforms into Taranza.
“Mahoroa, let’s go to Popstar!” Taranza says.
Star snaps her fingers and turns into Mahoroa.
“Wait, why?” Mahoroa asks.
“I want to see Spinndle.”
Mahoroa opens a portal and the mfs go to Popstar.
“Hey, hey, hey!! What are you doing here?” Marx says.
“I wanted to go check on Spinndle!” Taranza replies.
Spinndle approaches them.
“I heard my name?” Spinndle says.
Taranza runs to Spinndle and hugs her.
“Also, where the hell is Galacta?” Magalie asks.
“For real. I haven’t seen blud at all.” Marx replies.
“Should we look for him?” Mahoroa asks.
“Probably,” Marx replies.
“Detective Gonzales activate!” Magalie yells.
The mfs run around for a while then they find Galacta.
“What are you doing here?” Galacta says.
“Where were you last night??” Magalie asks.
“Classified.”
Galacta Knight turns away dramatically.
“Wait, what do we do now?” Marx asks.
“Dunno. But at least we found Cupid!” Magalie replies.
Galacta Knight climbs into a tree and looks down on the plebs.
The mfs look confuzzled.
Meta Knight and his kids show up out of nowhere.
“WHAT THE FUCK” Marx yells.
“Hi, Marx!!” Kirby says.
“Hey, Kirby.”
Galacta Knight flies away.
“What happeneded??” Kirby asks.
“I don’t know,” Marx replies.
Galacta Knight comes back driving a giant ass machine thing.
Marx’s tail perks up and he flies into the air.
“What’s wrong, Froggie?” Magalie asks.
Kirby sees a fire and runs towards it.
“Kirby, no!!” Meta Knight yells.
Meta Knight chases after Kirby and picks him up before he gets burnt to a crisp.
The seven dwarfs are watching the fire.
“The world is burning,” Crystalline says.
Yin and Yang jump on Crystal’s back.
“Wait, really!?” Yang says.
“Yeah,” Moon replies.
Yang laughs evilly.
Crystal launches Yang off of him and turns around.
“YOU’RE EVIL!!!” Crystalline yells and points a toy gun at Yang. “NOW I’LL KILL YOU!”
“Oh well, it’s too late.”
Yin and Yang combine and turn into Vesperrolii.
“Haha! Come at me, bro!” Vesper says.
Vesperrolii chugs a gallon of orange juice and eats toothpaste.
“Blud’s mental.” Prince Fluff says.
Vesper rolls around in blue paint.
“Girl, what’s wrong with you?” Gryll asks.
“Everything!” Vesperrolii replies.
Nova runs past Vesper and hugs Artzy.
Artzy’s beret falls off and she transforms into Princess Sugaree Sweet.
“A-Artzy!?” Nova says, shocked.
“My apologies, Nova. We can still be friends, right?” Sugaree says.
Galacta Knight (and the rest of the mfs) approaches the crew on top of his machine thing (Callista is driving it btw don't ask how she knows how to) and gestures for them to get on.
Galacta Knight pulls them onto the machine thing.
“I’m scared…” Mahoroa says and clings onto Meta Knight.
“It’s okay, bebé.” Meta Knight replies.
The crew drive around for a while.
“I’m going to change my entire identity after this shit,” Gryll says.
“Meta Knight, how do you feel about this entire predicament?” Vesperrolii asks.
“No me importa. Estoy conduciendo entre llamas.” Meta Knight replies.
Galacta Knight pushes Meta Knight off of the car thing.
“What the fuck!?” Mahoroa yells.
Morpho Knight flies over to them.
“Speedy quick!” Morpho yells.
Callista stops the car thing and Mahoroa jumps off.
“Meta Knight?” Mahoroa says.
Meta Knight takes his mask off and Mahoroa looks scared and confused.
“Nothing matters. And I’ll be fine. And you’ll always be on my mind.” Meta Knight whispers, weakly.
Galacta Knight pulls Mahoroa back onto the machine thing.
“No! Let me go!” Mahoroa yells.
Galacta Knight runs Meta Knight over and his blood splatters into the sky.
Mahoroa freezes in shock and Kirby covers his siblings’ eyes.
Galacta Knight laughs menacingly and they drive away.
Mahoroa starts crying and jumps off of the machine thing.
“Star, come back!” Moon yells.
Mahoroa finds Meta Knight and the seven dwarfs follow behind him.
“H-he’s dead…” Mahoroa says.
“Are you okay, Star?” Moon asks.
Mahoroa hugs Meta Knight.
“Thank you for everything, mi amor…”
*A few days later*
Mahoroa is crying in his bed, eating an entire watermelon.
Plutø emerges from the sky.
“Hello, My Dwarf…” Plutø whispers.
Mahoroa doesn’t respond and looks away.
Plutø uses her telekinesis to get Mahoroa up and they teleport to Faerie Land.
“Where am I!?” Mahoroa yells.
Plutø turns Mahoroa into Star.
“Hey, Faerie!” Moon says.
Star looks down and sees Meta Knight’s dead body on the ground.
“N-no! Not again!!”
Star tries to run, but Plutø stops them with her telekinesis.
“Let me go!”
Plutø mind controls Star to sit down in a circle with the others.
“How did I get here?”
“Starling! We will bring your knight back!” Plutø says, fluttering her wings.
“It’s not going to work…”
“Don’t doubt me, my dwarf! You have to help us.”
Star sighs and gives in.
Plutø, Aeon Hero, the seven dwarfs, and Morpho circle around Meta Knight.
“¡Mintiendo Alta!” Plutø sings.
“¡A través de todo!” Moon responds.
“¡Cortate la cara!” Plutø sings.
“¡De la caída!” Crystalline responds.
“¿Cuando estás herido?” Plutø sings.
“¿A quién llamarías? No puedo responder ahora.” Star responds.
“¡Gasté el alquiler!” Plutø sings.
“¡Desde lo alto!” Heart responds.
“¡Calle de un solo sentido!” Plutø sings.
“¡A las estrellas!” Vesperroli, Yin and Yang respond.
“¡Limpialo!” Plutø sings.
“¡Verte morir! Es tuyo decidir.” Aeon Hero responds.
Morpho rips Meta Knight’s heart out and pushes the rest of his dead body away.
“AAHHH!! DON’T DO THAT!!!” Star screams.
“It’s supposed to be doing that,” Moon replies.
Plutø mind controls Star again.
“Polvo, pol-pol polvo…” Morpho whispers in a sing-song voice.
The heart grows wings similar to Meta Knight’s.
“Polvo, pol-pol polvo…” Morpho whispers in a sing-song voice once again.
The heart flutters its tiny bat wings.
“Polvo, pol-pol polvo…” Morpho whispers in a sing-song voice once again.
The heart forms a shell around it and turns into a faerie egg.
Morpho says something to the dwarfs in Faerie language.
“Aww, boring!” Yang complains. “I hate waiting!”
“Be patient,” Yin replies.
*A week later…*
Moon and Star are communicating through telepathy.
“Hey, you two! Plutø said we have to follow her! Come on!” Yang yells.
Moon and Star follow the crew into a portal that leads to a field with a pink river that the faeries are swimming in.
“Starling, come join us!” Plutø says.
Star sits next to Moon in the circle where they are surrounding Morpho Knight and Meta Knight’s faerie egg.
“Today’s the day. Ready, everyone?” Morpho says.
Star starts crying.
“Faerie, don’t cry…” Moon whispers to their best friend.
“¡Mintiendo Alta!” Plutø sings.
“¡A través de todo!” Moon responds.
“¡Cortate la cara!” Plutø sings.
“¡De la caída!” Crystalline responds.
“¿Cuando estás herido?” Plutø sings.
“¿A quién llamarías? No puedo responder ahora.” Star responds.
“¡Gasté el alquiler!” Plutø sings.
“¡Desde lo alto!” Heart responds.
“¡Calle de un solo sentido!” Plutø sings.
“¡A las estrellas!” Vesperroli, Yin and Yang respond.
“¡Limpialo!” Plutø sings.
“¡Verte morir! Es tuyo decidir.” Aeon Hero responds.
“Polvo, pol-pol polvo…” Morpho whispers in a sing-song voice once again.
Morpho’s eyes glow for a moment and it sits down next to the egg.
“Polvo, pol-pol polvo…” Morpho whispers in a sing-song voice once again.
Morpho Knight and all of the faeries surround the egg and say a chant in Faerie language.
“Polvo, pol-pol polvo…” Morpho whispers in a sing-song voice once again.
The egg slowly starts hatching.
The Faeries start doing a dance while Plutø plays her guitar so Morpho doesn’t stress.
“As whispers of love carry us high,
Together in magic, forever we’ll fly.
Whispering wings, our hearts intertwined,
In love’s eternal embrace, we’ll forever find.” The faeries whisper.
“𝕬 𝖘𝖔𝖓𝖌 𝖇𝖔𝖗𝖓 𝖋𝖗𝖔𝖒 𝖆 𝖋𝖆𝖊𝖗𝖎𝖊 𝖍𝖆𝖙𝖈𝖍𝖎𝖓𝖌'𝖘 𝖘𝖔𝖚𝖑,
𝕷𝖊𝖙 𝖑𝖔𝖛𝖊'𝖘 𝖊𝖓𝖈𝖍𝖆𝖓𝖙𝖒𝖊𝖓𝖙 𝖘��𝖆𝖕𝖊 𝖚𝖘 𝖆𝖓𝖉 𝖒𝖆𝖐𝖊 𝖚𝖘 𝖜𝖍𝖔𝖑𝖊.” Plutø says.
The puffball's hand pushes a piece of the shell.
The puffball looks extremely similar to Meta Knight but with two curly-ish horns, and a star on its forehead.
It climbs out of the egg covered in pink egg white. (It’s still transparent tho)
"Paapaoraaa~??" Meta Knight says in Faerie.
Plutø approaches the egg and pulls Meta Knight out.
“La muerte es vida es la muerte es vida es la muerte es vida es…” Plutø whispers.
Meta Knight’s eyes glow after Plutø finishes speaking.
The Goddess puts Meta Knight in front of Star.
"Mi Amor?" Star whispers.
"¿Quién Eres?" Meta Knight asks.
"I am Star, the second seven. Mahoroa is my disguise for Popstar."
Meta Knight hugs Star.
"Te amo, Estrella…" Meta Knight whispers.
Plutø and Aeon Hero pick Meta Knight up and they start flying.
"Follow me, my dwarfs!" Plutø says.
The dwarfs follow Plutø in the sky.
"Where are we going?" Star asks.
“Be patient!” Plutø replies.
The dwarfs land in Plutø’s throne room.
Dream sits on her cloud bed thing and starts chewing on Heart’s hand.
“Stop it, Sky!” Heart says and hits her on the head.
“Marcī told me to.” Dream replies.
“Girl, Marcī ain’t here,” Crystalline says.
Dream flies away on her cloud bed thing.
“Where did Dreamda go?” Yin asks.
“I don’t know,” Yang replies.
Dream flies down to a shadowy place with a giant statue of Marcī.
“Marcī, they won’t let me sleep.” Dream says.
“What the fuck do you mean, dollface?” Marcī replies.
“I don’t know. But I promise to bring you back someday.”
*Back with the rest of the dwarfs*
“Hey, Plutø, have you ever been to Popstar?” Moon asks.
“Of course!” Plutø replies.
“Ooh, really!? Do you have a disguise?”
“Yep!”
“OH MY PIGLETS!11!! CAN YOU SHOW US!?” Vesperrolii asks.
“Nah.”
In DreamLand.
Kirby and his friends are standing outside with Aeon Hero.
“This place is in ruins… Why did you kill my dad, Uncle Galact?” Kirby asks.
Plutø emerges from the sky with her dwarfs (and Meta Knight).
“DAD WHERE DID YOU FIND A DAMN GODDESS AND THE FUCKING DWARFS ALSO I THOUGHT YOU WERE FUCKING DEAD!!!11!!1!11!!!” Kirby yells.
“Long story,” Meta Knight replies.
Plutø summons Sailor Waddle Dee.
“Sailor Moon!?” Bandee says.
“Hey, Bandee!” Sailor Dee replies.
Meta Knight hugs Sailor Waddle Dee.
“Sir Meta Knight!?”
“Where the hell is Dreamda!?” Star yells.
“I’ll go get her,” Plutø says.
Plutø teleports away.
“Where did Plutø go?” Moon asks.
“She went to go find Dreamda,” Star replies.
A red rose petal lands on Moon’s head.
“Nosotras pintamos rosas blancas rojas”
“WHO SAID THAT” Yang yells.
*With Dream*
Plutø enters the shadowy field.
Dream is sitting in a fae ring made of roses and mushrooms.
Dream puts her tail on the statue and it starts cracking.
Plutø uses her telekinesis to make Dream float into the air.
“Come join us, my dwarf!” Plutø says.
Marcī climbs out of the statue.
“No te sientas mal cuando todos estos hijos de puta se ahoguen.” Dream says.
Plutø teleports Marcī and Dream to where the others are.
*With the others in question*
Marcī is walking towards them with Callista following behind her.
“¡DÉJENLOS AHOGARSE! ¡DÉJENLOS AHOGARSE! ¡DÉJENLOS AHOGARSE!!!!!!!!!!” Marcī screams.
Yin and Yang turn into Marx and run towards Marcī.
“Marcī…?” Marx says, with tears in his eyes.
“Marxy!” Marcī responds, excited.
Marcī kisses Marx.
Callista waves at them with all six of her hands.
“Wanna see my true form?” Callista says.
They all look confuzzled while Marcī smirks.
Callista transforms into Plutø.
“Que se ahoguen.” Plutø AKA Callista says.
“Callie, you’re Plutø!?” Vesperrolii yells.
“Yeah. But, it’s time for our suffering to end.”
“ARE YOU GOING TO KILL US!? PLEASE, I’M SO YOUNG AND HAVE SO MUCH LIFE TO LIVE!!” Kirby begs on his hands and knees.
Plutø turns Dreamland back to normal.
Kirby looks shocked and looks up at Plutø.
“Goodbye, little mortal being…” Plutø says while she and her dwarfs go into the portal.
“Wait! But what about me and my siblings?” Kirby says.
"You can fend for yourself, little puffball. Good luck!" Plutø replies.
Plutø, Aeon Hero, and the dwarfs go into a portal.
"Bye, bestie!" Crystalline yells to Kirby.
"Bestie…?"
Crystal goes through the portal and Kirby looks confused.
“He does look a bit like Magolor, though…” Kirby says to himself.
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Hey, fantastic job with your metas! I don't know if you've already posted a thorough article on what you expect or think IX will be, but I'd love to read what you have to say about the probable storyline you think is going to happen; personally, I'm having a hard time believing the Reylo arc can be completed in just another movie, let alone the arcs of the three trilogies; what would be left for the next trilogy they're already working on? What do you think? Tks again!
Dear Anon,
thank you for being so encouraging, it is always nice to hear! And thanks for the ask. It took me a little while to answer you (sorry about that) because I was wondering what I could really tell you. I usually try to avoid speculations because, well, I would not say it is my forte, I am not the best at making bets… And, honestly, there is a lot of stuff that could go whatever… BUT…. There are some things I think we can count on, and some things we may expect. And some others (not necessarily groundbreaking) that we could also see them explore or hint at, when looking at the material they have given us so far. Again, I will not bet on anything…Disclaimer, guys!
What we can count on:
Ben’s redemption (yep), last Skywalker standing, guys…. This is my final world, and I have no doubt about that.
More Force bonds. Because they are awesome!
Reylo as endgame. So…Reylo kiss/ Reylo sex (don’t expect porn, you guys, a lot of great fanfic readers are very kindly providing that)… Probably off screen then (but a girl can dream on something tactful and romantic, the kids will be watching so obviously…)
TFA was Kylo and Rey fighting each other… TLJ is them fighting together. Episode IX should be them fighting for each other… You can’t convince me otherwise.
The MF… It has been key in the ST… Home… Bringing Ben home, or Rey and Ben leaving together at the end. Or Ben piloting the Falcon to do something important…
New saber for Rey… duh
A coup by Hux. Obviously. Rabid cur anyone? Division among the First Order.
Brace yourself: death of our heroes. One or the two of them. Litteral death of one of them, but the other resurrects it through love and use of the Force. Or symbolic death of one or the two of them, through imagery or suspense (we think they are dead but they are not). This is classic myth/fairy tale. It has to happen for them to complete their growth and journey. There is no other way around it. But it can happen many different ways… Don’t fret. I am expecting them to be alive and well at the end.
Balance of the Force… see the quotation from Journal of the Whills: grey Jedi.
Overarching theme for the saga and ST: “you win by saving what you love, not killing what you hate”/ Fairy tale morale/ Dante’s Divine Comedy… Need I say more?
What we can logically expect (as a continuation, or because they have hinted at it, or because that is what they do)
Porgs!!!! Anything with eggs, nesting… too many aviary and bird references in the ST movies and novelizations to overlook
Maz Kenata.. playing some part… or just a cameo. Or finally delivering some answer or advice…
Battles… with ships… in space. And on land… LOL
Leia’s death and/or funeral… Except if they recast her, but oh well… Han’s funeral was in the novelization for TLJ. We need a funeral anyways in the last installment. Padmé in the PT, Vader in the OT… We are bound to get a funeral in the ST. Leia seems like the logical choice. Multiple possibilities: fairly early on, and then you have Kylo trying to show up or sharing with Rey after it and it can play a part in bringing them together. Or at the end, and it is the funeral that brings the galaxy together and it helps everyone mourn their lost and loved ones. Padmé’s was the funeral that marked the end of unity, Leia’s could be the one that brings everyone together. With Rey and Kylo together behind the coffin, or putting a torch to the pyre, hand in hand, as chief mourners.
Division in the Resistance? As a parallel to the First Order’s inner divisions? Would seem logical. I could see Poe struggle as a leader. Or Rey not being comfortable with everything about the Resistance, especially when it comes to Kylo. Rey still needs to figure out where she belongs… She belongs with Kylo. So, she might have issues finding her place in the Resistance. Just as he will not be happy with the First Order as seen by Hux.
Stormtrooper rising. They have focused more on the extra material about the human face of the Empire. See Claudia Gray’s Lost Stars, and the Junior novelization of TFA. Deleted scene of TLJ. Yes, Finn might not just be a bug in the system, it may be the first sign of more to come. Along with the division within the First Order, there may be stormtroopers rebelling and deciding between Kylo and Hux. Plus it gives Finn the chance to shine bright as the one who reaches out to dissident stormtroopers.
Use of the Jedi texts: they can’t have been stolen for no reason.
More FinnRose.
Kylo as good leader/benevolent emperor.
A Force ghost. I wonder if we will get a ROTJ type of ending with all our ghosts gently beaming… Or if they will just pop in to comment Rey and/or Kylo’s actions. We had them in the OT obviously. Not so much in the PT where Qui-Gon could have made an appearance/apparition… It is actually weird he didn’t but maybe Liam Neeson was not interested, who knows?
The ending should be on a lush planet. To symbolize rebirth, renewal, fertility, and the return to Paradise. And as a counterpoint to the ending of PT on Mustafar/Hell.
We might have the return of other known systems, Naboo or Mustafar, but I would really love to see Chandrila featured. It has been heavily featured in the extra material for the ST: in Last Shot, Leia Princess of Alderaan, and Aftermath series. We have seen Jakku, Rey’s birthplace, it would be logical and expected to see Chandrila, birthplace of Kylo. Also, don’t you think it eerily looks like Earth?
A nod to Padmé is overdue. Poor Padmé. Her part was already butchered in the PT. She is vaguely alluded to in the OT… It would be nice to see her somewhere in the ST. Extra material has been alluding and hinting at her…
Someone finding about Rey and Kylo’s force bond and special relationship and being shocked. I am imagining Rose or Finn. Either they keep her secret but call her out on it. Or they betray her secret, for her own good as they see it, and that prompts Rey to dramatically choose to defend Kylo. I have a head canon on BB8 playing a part in all that (catching them during a meeting and playing the holo of their tryst, for example… LOL)
Something that I desperately want to see but am unsure of… the overdue “I’ll come back for you sweetheart, I promise”, that is SO overdue and that is so important in the novelization of the movies, especially in the TLJ Junior version. I think I will pass out from excitement if I finally hear Kylo utter that line (which I deeply believe in).
THAT scene from Rey’s Force vision in TFA. Because, WTF, JJ, you started that now you finish it!
So possibly the elusive Knights of Ren?
Ok, I am sure I am forgetting some stuff. But, this is my piece for now. I hope that answers your questions. Please let me know your thoughts… Sorry it took so long! As for your question about completing it in one movie, well… @taule was telling me that she had heard people speculating they might make more… I would love it, of course, but they did say that ix was supposed to wrap up and tie in the whole Skywalker saga… Do not worry anyways, because you can count on books, novels, comics, and animation to keep Kylo, Rey, and all their buddies alive and well for quite a while. I am predicting LOTS, TONS OF Kylo’s stuff once they are done with ix and can finally stop pretending about the redemption and survival of their character.
@raven-maiden, @toawaterfowl, @lightaroundthecorner My elves accepted to finally open one letter and get their act together to answer an anon that has been nice all year! LOL
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