#mr Squegee

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did you know that mr Squegee canonicaly babysits Skeppy jr? well now you do

Skeppy jr saga / mr Squegee troubles

#mcyt fanart #dsmp art #badboyhalo #skeppy #skephalo #(by skeppy jr) #skeppy jr #mr sguegee #rock child agenda

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BOOK SALES!!!!! 

Hello Loves!!!! I am broke as shit, and am selling off a ton of stuff. Frankly my job is underpaid, I have a lot of debt from having to put bills on credit when my job ran into a funding (aka Paying Me) hiccup, and I need to get a passport. 

Buying my stuff, commissioning me, or donating to me would REALLY HELP ME OUT!

The above book sets/packs are listed in my depop depop@desireexo (there’s more there!):

Lesbian Reads #1 The Well of Loneliness [SOLD] 

Lesbian Reads #2 A Faith of One’s Own: Explorations by Catholic Lesbians 

Women’s Studies/Gender/Sexuality Set: Writing a Woman's Life Feminine Sexuality: Jacques Lacan and the Ecole Freudienne Writing the Woman Artist: Essays on Poetics, Politics, and Portraiture [SOLD]

Jews, Comics, & Geekery Set:  "Geek Merit Badges" and "Superman is Jewish? How Comic Book Superheroes Came to Serve Truth, Justice, and The Jewish-American Way." [SOLD]

Contemporary Romances Set: "The Lover's Dictionary," by David Leviathan; "Boomerang," by Noelle August; and "A Little Something Different," by Sandy Hall. 

Science/Medical History (or For Fans of Sawbones Podcast): Science in the Age of Sensibility: The Sentimental Empiricists of the French Enlightenment & The Sick Rose: Disease and the Art of Medical Illustration [SOLD]

Not pictured in this post, but also up for sale on my depop: 

Organize & Clarify your Work Life: "Organize Your Office!" and "The Buddha Walks Into the Office: A Guide to Livelihood for a New Generation."

Survey of Art, Art History, & Aesthetics: 100 Ideas that Changed Art, Introducing Aesthetics: a Graphic Guide, & Introduction to Art

NY/DC Love Set: "Very Washington DC" and "Life in New York: How I Learned to Love Squegee Men, Token Suckers, Trash Twisters, and Subway Sharks."

China/South Asia and the China Sea History Set: Asia's Cauldron: The South China Sea and the End of a Stable Pacific, and Mr. Selden's China: Decoding the Secrets of a Vanished Cartographer. [SOLD]

Teacher/T.A. Set: "Never Work Harder than Your Students," and "Teaching what you don't know."

PRICES ON DEPOP ARE NOT FIRM! I CAN ALSO SELL BOOKS INDIVIDUALLY FROM THE SETS IF THEY ARE NOT YET SOLD! If you don’t have a depop and still want any of these, please message me and we can do this via paypal directly!  

Other ways to help your girl out!: 

Commission a text amulet (trap your demons of depression, anxiety, or whatever!) on Etsy

Paypal donate!

Ebay sales!

Depop sales!

Square Cash donate $desdevorah

Thanks and lots of love!!! 

books marked RESERVE are being claimed - payment and address just needs to be hashed out. (depop lets me mark things as ‘sold’ so no one else buys it!) books marked sold are sold! Thanks! 

#books #jumblr #history #depop #sawbones #lesbian #wlw #sapphic #lesbian lit

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Welcome to the family, JOHN! Your application to MATTHEW SHUESTER (FC. Chris Pratt) was accepted. I am really happy to have you around! Make sure to read the beginners checklist, and remember, have fun! I can’t wait to roleplay with you! Have fun!

IN CHARACTER

CHARACTER NAME: Matthew “The Legend” Schuester CHARACTER AGE & DATE OF BIRTH: 35, Oct. 14th 1983 OCCUPATION: Owner, Pinball Delight- the 21+ pinball and movie arcade experience. 21 brews always on tap! FACE CLAIM: Chris Pratt HOMETOWN & CITY WHERE LIVES NOW: Lima, OH, New York- specifically in a gentrified part of Harlem (but travels, working on opening up a couple more Pinball Delights elsewhere) SEXUAL ORIENTATION & GENDER: Gay (but like super gay), Cis male RELATIONSHIP STATUS: Single and not looking to get married (despite Will’s insistence that he grow up). POSITIVE TRAITS: Enthusiastic, Knowledgeable, Hands on NEGATIVE TRAITS: Flirty, Flighty, Business Minded CHARACTER QUOTE/LYRIC: "You break it, you bought it!“ ANYTHING ELSE?: I could also play with a Chris Evans face or David Guintoli? SECONDARY CHARACTER CHOICE: Will Schuester

HEADCANONS

Partially, the reason Matt stays perpetually single is because his brother things marriage would be "good for him” and he likes sticking it to Mr. Goody Two Shoes every chance he gets.

Matt was the lead in a summer camp production of Godspell (not Jesus, John the Baptist). Never lets Will forget it.

Matthew is very honest about his feelings regarding pizza- New York is best, Chicago is soup in a bread bowl.

Though pinball/movie bar seems like a niche market, he actually does a pretty brisk business and though he doesn’t dress like it all the time, he’s pretty flush with cash.

CONNECTIONS

PARENTS: Victor and Debbie SIBLINGS/OTHER IMPORTANT FAMILY: Brother- Will (not estranged necessarily but do they like each other? Hard to say sometimes, Will might have other feelings on the matter and of course he’d probably express them in song), Emma Pillsbury - sister in law. She’s okay though she’s kind of a stranger because Matt groups her together with Will. Kids are pretty cool but they can only come into Pinball Delight during open hours. BOYFRIEND/GIRLFRIEND: Eh. CLOSE FRIEND: Eh. He does like to get his coffee at the same time as this guy who he’s pretty sure is named Squegee but that’s not what you’d call a friendship. OTHER: None yet.

#Matthew Schuester #Chris Pratt #Accepted #RP #RPG

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How to Clean Glass Shower Doors

Glass Shower Doors--A blessing, and a curse! Shower doors that are made of glass can be a great thing. First of all, they are very durable. Usually made of metal and glass, these things will last the life of your house, as long as they are kept up properly. Another benefit is that you do not need to have a shower curtain, because the glass used in the doors is usually opaque (or not able to be seen through) in some way. I know from having a shower with no door, that shower curtains can be a pain. You need a plastic one which needs to be replaced regularly, then you need the fabric layer that needs washing, then the rings are forever catching on the pole....*sigh*. Needless to say, there are some major downsides to shower curtains. A glass shower usually has doors that operate either on sliders, or on a hinge. The downside of this system is that there are lots of nooks and crannies that need to be cleaned in the door mechanism, whether it be a slider door or a hinge door. The other thing that regualrly needs cleaning is the glass or the door. It can easily get scummy and yucky, and windex is NOT the solution like you would think with other glass items in your home.

Credit: CarissaGoodNCrazy on Flickr 2 Steps to Keeping Those Glass Shower Doors Clean: 1. Prevention and 2. Regular Cleaning Prevention The main way to keep your shower sparkling is through regular preventetive maintenance. Every time you take a shower, make sure to squegee the doors and walls of the shower. You could even keep a squeegee haning on one of those command hooks that is meant to work in wet environments either inside the unit itsself or directly outside so it is handy to get. Another suggestion I would have is to use the washcloth that you used getting clean to give the metal parts and hinges, or the grooves in the slider, a good rubdown after each use. If you do that every day, then your regualr cleaning time will take much less elbow grease. Some people even keep a little spray bottle of vinegar (a wonderful, all natural cleaner, if you didn't know) in the shower to spray on the walls and doors before they use the squeegee and washcloth. It takes 30 seconds and makes a big difference. By the way, the vinegar smell goes away within a few minutes, leaving a simply clean smell behind. Regular Cleaning I would suggest giving everything in the bathroom a good scrub down once a week, and the glass shower doors are no exception to this rule! If you clean once a week whether you "see" any dirt or not, then you will never see that scummy build up from neglect. Here is my suggested cleaning routine: Supplies: -Mildly abrasive powder or gel cleanser, such as Ajax or Soft Scrub -Microfiber cloths or terrycloth rags -Old toothbrush -Windex -Olive oil -Squeegee Instructions: 1.Sprinkle a powdered or mildly abraisive liquid cleaner on the interior of the shower and the doors. 2. Scrub with a microfiber cloth or terrycloth rag. 3. Sprinkle more cleanser on the nooks and crannies of the slider mechanism or hinges 4. Scrub with old toothbrush 5. Rinse throuroughly by either running the shower or filling a cup or bucket and dousing all cleaned surfaces 6. Use the olive oil to grease hinges or slider doors if neccesary 7. Spray all glass and metal surfaces with windex 8. Buff dry with clean, dry cloth Troubleshooting Tips:1. Soap Scum on the Glass Doors If you have soap scum build up on your door, a light scrubbing is not going to get it off. You are going to need some serious elbow grease and (possibly) some specialized tools and cleaning products to get it off, depending on the severity of the soap scum. The first thing that I would try is a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser. To use, simply wet the sponge (do not use any soap or cleaner of any kind when you use it, and make sure the surface of what you are cleaning is dry), and then scrub the surface of your shower door vigorously. I find that this usually works to remove mild to moderate soap scum build up both on doors and shower stall and tub surfaces. If this does not work, the next step would be to use a specialized product such as Lime-Away. Follow the manufacturers instructions on the bottle, but here is what I do. I apply the product (wearing gloves) in a well ventilated area, then let it sit for a few minutes. After that time, I come back with a stiff brush or green scouring pad and buff the scum away, first lightly, then applying more direct pressure as needed. This should remove even the most stubborn soap scum. 2. Water Spots on an otherwise clean door Water spots can me a major problem for glass surfaces. For most water spots, a spray of vinegar will remove them. For water spots that are more stubborn to remove, follow the Lime-Away procedure for soap scum as outlined above. The water spots may actually be build up of minerals over time on your shower door. To prevent water spots from coming back, once you get your door clean, rub it down with a dryer sheet. That's right, I said dryer sheet! The anti-static agents in the sheets actually repel water, so it can help prevent the water spots from appearing in the first place. I hope this article has taught you how to clean glass shower doors. Best of luck in your cleaning endeavors! A video of another great method!

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If Sally was a beautiful, fearsome mermaid that stole Wilbur's heart, then mr. Squeegee is a handsome, buff traveling merman, because yes.

He got lost in the frozen ocean, was saved by Bad and, involuntary, Skeppy, and then traveled with them, and I think that's beautiful.

credit for the idea is under the cut!

thank you, Rurus, for this tweet :3

#mcyt #dream smp #badboyhalo #skeppy #skephalo #mr Squegee #mr squeegee is here to win over ur man with his glistening abs #uh oh #..... #with this hc this whole storyline becomes truly amazing #I'm rewatching old vods rn #listening to the dialogs about mr squeegee #and dying #:'DDDDDD

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Sorry, Skeppy. Mr Squeegee, the beautiful rescue merman, is part of the family now.

#dream smp #mcyt #skeppy #badboyhalo #skephalo #mr Squegee #don't worry Skeppy #mr Squeegee may have pecks for days when you have none #but your abs are diamond hard #9-9/ #and it's ok ur husband wouldn't go anywhere #it's just #mr fishman here is staying too #:'D