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blog-of-gourd · 3 months
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what if mr sands was scary
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sso-maev · 2 months
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Mr Sands apparently put together a ”banquet” for Katjas arrival, explained to be lasagna. Absolutely delightful. Evil man makes his evil lasagna for him and his evil coworkers to celebrate the success of their evil plan
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yourhoeshorses · 8 months
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STOP PUTTING HIM UP THERE!!!
ONE DAY HE'S JUST GONNA SAY, "fuck it!" AND JUST COME DOWN AND BUST HIS HEAD!!!
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natduskfall · 10 months
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Keeps this in my wallet forever
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caylenqueen · 11 months
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Jay: I'm bored.
Sabine: Wanna commit first degree murder?
Jay: Sure!
Mr. Sands, hearing them: No- Stop, don't do that! Put that knife down! Put Katja down!!
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feliciawolfpaw · 1 year
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incorrectsso · 1 year
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Chiyo: Isn’t it crazy how in 100 years everyone in this room will be dead.
Mr Sands: Not me tho, I’m built different.
Darko: April 21st, 2028.
Mr Sands: Bro what.
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numberoneavalonfan · 11 months
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diversity win! the man who's trying to kill you and your friends is bisexual and dating a giant octopus
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crystal-tit · 2 years
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Twitter in Jorvik be like
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starbornsoulrider · 1 year
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Mr. Sands: We cannot mansplain manipulate malewife out of this one...
Darko: ...
Darko: MANSLAUGHTER IT IS!
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capri-sunhvn · 3 months
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I just found this on my facebook from like 2014 . what
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jt1674 · 6 months
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sso-maev · 1 year
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227 years later
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"Where it all began"
First I wanted to draw some Mario x Ydris content (again) for Valentine's Day, but after some time spent here and browsing cool accounts I totally changed my mind. Thanks for new ship guys
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sharkpupsblog · 1 year
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🗣 The truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth ‼️
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A Katja x GN! Soul Rider Reader Fanfic.
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Wooooo!!!! Another angst fic yeaaah!!!! 🙏🙏🙏 I love being very evil to Katja fans! /j also this fic was so fun to write and to make up story for Katja and Mortifa! It was also a pain to write bcs.. sad 💔 but it has a nice ending so just gotta go through the horrible angst to get to the very silly part 🙏🗣 did my best on grammar without using any programs or editors to help me pls do tell me how that went ❤️😭 english is not my native language so i struggle with grammar 💔💔💔 anyways ty @ barricade-moonriser for the req!!! :D ❤️❤️❤️ enjoy!
Summary: Katja tells you the true story of her and Mortifa’s past
Warnings: serious animal injury and talks of it.
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“I spoke to Nic Stoneground today” you dropped wood into a fireplace watching the flames grow bigger as they ate the wood. “He umm…he told me about a witch” you looked to the floor where a blanket was laid out and on the blanket sat Katja with a plushie of your horse on her lap. The woman raised an eyebrow she was curious she wanted to know what the explorer told you. “He told me there was an ice witch that lived or lives in Icendell” when you saw Katja’s expression change to a knowing one you finally dropped the question you had on your mind ever since Nic told you that story “that’s you.” You probably knew the answer already, but you still needed to confirm it “isn’t it?” Katja nodded answering your question, and she looked down at the plushie her gloved hand drawing patterns on the fur “it is” she answered your question with words as well, and she looked back up to you “I’m the witch he told you about.” Katja let out a grumble “he told you more didn’t he? Bad things about me?” she knew there must be more there was always more. You nodded telling her all about how the explorer told you that the witch, your girlfriend, suddenly became evil, attacked everyone, and went into hiding. “Did he tell you why I left? Did he tell you why I quit helping those who came before you?” you shook your head at her questions. Nic didn’t tell you why Katja left, and he didn’t know it either. Katja knew exactly why neither of you knew. The Druids and Soul Riders who came before you lied about her past to protect themselves from the truth of their evils. “Here” she pat the spot in front of her “I’ll tell you everything” Katja wanted someone to know the truth she needed someone to finally know the truth. You told her to wait for a bit, and you walked away going to your room. You got another blanket from your room wrapping it around your shoulders. Once you had the blanket you walked back over to the living room sitting in front of Katja ready to pay full attention to her story. Once you were ready she began to speak “Back when me and Mortifa were barely a hundred years old I was a good witch” she cringed a bit at the thought of all the good she used to do. The woman wasn’t cringing at being good but at the fact that she did all that helping only to end up hated by everyone. “We helped everyone we could with everything we could” she looked back down at the plushie, and you watched her draw patterns on its fur “but my magic wasn’t strong enough I needed more.” You saw the way Katja tensed you pat her knee letting her know she could stop, but she kept going she wanted to do this. “I looked for the druids I had heard stories of the power they and their Soul Riders held” Katja said ‘Soul Riders’ with an angry tone. You knew she hated your friends but she didn’t hate you, and to make sure you knew that she held your hand giving it a nice comforting squeeze it made you smile. With your hand in her’s the woman continued “The Druids promised to help me with my magic if I helped their riders with theirs it seemed like a good deal so I accepted” you had never heard of the Druids working with Katja? Nic said that only the Soul Riders worked with the Icendell witch but never the Druids “I rode with them as if I were part of their team, and my magic grew stronger and so did the one of the girl who held the power of the sun circle.” Katja could feel her throat close up, and her vision started to get blurry “she was stubborn she didn’t listen to anyone else on the team she wanted more than what she had” the woman frowned “one day during a mission she used a spell too powerful for her, and I got in the way to help.” The woman couldn’t hold her tears back anymore, and you let her cry holding her hand to let her know you were with her. You wanted to hug her but you knew she needed space to speak “Mortifa saw how strong the spell was becoming she knew I was going to get hurt and-“ Katja closed her eyes as the memory hit her.
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She could see the spell hit Mortifa’s face, she could hear Mortifa’s pained neighing, and she could still feel the fear she had in that moment. In all her years of living no fear has come close to the one Katja felt when Mortifa got hit with the spell. The woman shook her head as the memory hit her so clearly that she felt like she was there again. “She got in the way right as the spell couldn’t be held back anymore, and she was hit” Katja felt you squeeze her hand and it reminded her that she was there with you, not in her memory. “I begged the druids for help as Mortifa was slowly blinded, but they did nothing” Katja’s tone was angry now “I begged and begged for help, and all they did was simply look at me they didn’t comfort me they didn’t even move a finger to try to help Mortifa.” You felt the air get cold, and you saw your breath lightly fog in front of your face but you didn’t shiver; thanks to the fire still burning behind you. “I left the Druids and the Soul Riders going to the valley to be alone with Mortifa to give her peace as the spell continued to affect her.” Katja wiped her tears away with her other hand “I took Mortifa to the closest and most secluded place which was the valley” back then the valley was warm and full of life but that was quickly changed by Katja’s arrival. “While I looked for somewhere to hide, the Druids and the Soul Riders saw the perfect chance to spread their lies.” If Katja had stayed behind in Valedale she could have probably cleared up her reputation, but it didn’t matter to her now she knew she had made the right decision by leaving so Mortifa could rest. “The Druids made me the villain they told everyone I had randomly turned on them, they said I lost the battle, and ran away ashamed” few words from the old Druids had ruined your girlfriend’s life and saved theirs “everyone I knew turned their backs against me and Mortifa treating us like shit.” The woman huffed “no one knew the truth no one wanted to listen to me, so I stopped trying and I moved on.” You gently took your hand from Katja covering it with the blanket on your shoulders, so you could wipe away her tears, and she closed her eyes leaning into your touch as you wiped the tears away. The woman told you that when Mortifa fully lost her vision she became what the Druids told everyone she was. There was no point in trying to be good anymore so the witch fell to her anger and her grief. She grew stronger learning more spells each one more powerful than the last… and knowledge came at a cost. One of the spells cursed Katja and her mare making it so that everything she and Mortifa touched would be frozen. Katja didn’t care for this curse at all when she first got it, but now she desperately wanted to get rid of it so she could touch and kiss you without killing you. She told you about how she and her horse drove the Kalter into hiding, they froze the valley, and they drove everyone and everything else away making the valley belong to only them. Hundreds of years later when the age of cowboys began to die out her actions caught someone’s eye. “After I completely froze the valley Sands came to see me” Sands had heard of Katja and even had the luck of seeing her in Hollow Woods when she tried to go further and freeze more of Jorvik. Garnok wanted her to be part of the team the man was creating, so he set out to find the witch. “I joined Sands when he came to find me in the valley he knew my story and both me and Mortifa were tired of staying in the same place and destroying the same things over and over again, so we went with him” Katja opened her eyes again when you kissed her shoulder. The air became warmer as the witch calmed thanks to the affection you gave her. “I’ll tell everyone the truth” you kissed her again comforting her and she frowned “why? What will that do?” you frowned too “it will help everyone know you aren’t the villain they made you be and you can come back.”
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You opened your arms, and she took the horse plushie off her lap before moving forward laying her head on your chest. You hugged the woman close to you feeling her relax in your arms “I’ll tell them all what really happened and you and Mortifa can go back to helping people and not having to hide anymore.” Katja smiled sadly and she let out a quiet laugh “everyone who I truly cared about knowing the truth is dead” Katja’s friends had died many years ago they were all human they weren’t like her “they died hundreds of years ago you’re the only person I care about knowing this.” She kissed your shoulder “that is why I told you my story.” Younger Katja would have loved to go back but the Katja of now knew it was best to stay the way she was. “I don’t want to come back I don’t have any want to do good anymore” she shook her head as best as she could while keeping it on your chest “I already did and nothing good came from it for me and Mortifa.” Katja didn’t want to be good again because she knew that being evil or good didn’t matter, in the end everyone hated her…well everyone except you “they all turned their back on us despite all we did for them… I don’t want that to happen again” the woman rolled her eyes all the people she knew turned their backs on her so quickly. She wondered if they ever truly cared about her or if the druids were very good and convincing actors. The woman moved from her spot so she could look at your face, and when she saw that your eyes were glossy she decided to cheer you up “can you believe the druids told everyone I lost and ran away?” She laughed at the thought, and you shook your head laughing softly. You didn’t want to cry so you laughed instead “I can’t imagine it happening.” Your girlfriend was tough and stubborn you couldn’t imagine her backing away from a fight “And if I can’t get back at the Druids and Soul Riders of the past I always have the idiots here now to torture”. The woman squeezed your side gently clawing it, and you laughed surprised by the clawing. “Seriously? You’re torturing me too?” You moved her hand away smiling when she laughed. You loved Katja’s laugh it always gave you butterflies “you’re the only idiot in front of me at the moment.” You picked up your horse plushie, and you gently tossed it onto her lap “you suck!” You shook your head at her, and you remembered something “I need to go to the store, and buy more treats for Mortifa” you loved the mare and you spoiled her rotten. Before Katja could complain about how much you spoiled the Akhal you got serious for a bit so you could tell her something else. “Thank you for telling me your story Katja” you smiled more when she picked your hand up giving it a soft squeeze. The woman was moving on now she could always tell you not to spoil Mortifa later “thank you for letting me tell you.” To finally be able to tell someone the truth was freeing it felt amazing to finally have someone close to her that believed her, and didn’t turn their back on her when she told them the truth. The woman’s anger would always stay, but at least now it was understood and the pain she carried with her from her past was now slowly fading away.
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TY FOR READING!!! I can’t find my usual rabbid pictures so have a pic i took on pkmn Scarlet ❤️
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caylenqueen · 1 year
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Sabine: Why are you like this??
Mr. Sands: I used too much "No More Tears" shampoo as a kid and I haven't felt a single emotion since.
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