In his retro car, he drove with zest,
A detective in uniform, looking his best.
With a mustache so fine,
He'd solve every crime,
Yet beneath it all, hid his sorrows suppressed...
ngl, I like to imagine Peppino and Gustavo have mustache battles. Like they battle by tickling each other with their mustaches, whoever moves away to scratch their lips loses.
And everyone just thinks that they're kissing awkwardly
Oh fuck yes
Y’know- since Gus has a bigger mustache I think Peppino would fluff his up more to make it more threatening y’know?-
They’re doing it for fun but people think they’re just kissing really weirdly is hilarious- THEY JUST WANNA HAVE FUN- LET THEM HAVE FUN-
(Also I made this because I thought I’d use it for this top part but it didn’t make much sense- but you can have it since I still like how it came out-):
Today I tried to delve into the essence of mustaches, especially THOSE mustaches. After hours of analysis, I came to the conclusion that these are magical mustaches, increasing the intensity of emotions written on the owner's face.
To explain it better, I'll support myself with visual material.
The 'official' mustache on Morse makes his face more serious, and stern. Angry, mustachioed Morse is more snarky than Morse without mustaches.
2. Shaun's "private" mustache softens his features, and his smile becomes even sweeter.