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bansheeoftheforest · 3 years

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I Am Once Again Giving You London Gang!Jekyll Content

Okay but AU where Jekyll accidentally starts a gang though. He just helped people on the street way too often and then one day someone who opposes the Society just.. gets absolutely destroyed by a carriage out of nowhere. Jekyll gets a box with money and a note that refers to him as 'boss'. There are three routes this could then go.

Route 1: Jekyll is HORRIFIED, he did not want to start a GANG, he does not want to be a gang BOSS, but he can't tell them off because firstly, he doesn't know how he'd even do that, and secondly, they just KILLED SOMEONE, who's to say they won't kill him, too?? Jekyll must now try and figure out a way to solve this problem while Hyde has way too much fun (until he realizes the gang wants him dead for lighting their boss's building on fire).

Route 2: Jekyll is the most oblivious man on earth. He thinks one of the Lodgers gave him money as an apology. People who oppose the Society keep dropping dead and Jekyll keeps patching up the same people over and over who really like him for some reason, it is business as usual with how weird everything in his life already is. Someone (maybe your Crawford guy??) keeps trying to point out all the murders and link them to Jekyll but life hates this man specifically and nothing ever gets looked into because of the most ungodly amount of coincidences ever.

Route 3: Fuck it, he needs the money. He'll just wear a mask whenever he's duking it out in gang fights. He is surprisingly good at fighting, or maybe this could tie into the idea of Jekyll having been in a Scottish gang as a kid, but either way he mops the cobblestone streets with his opponents. He becomes one of the most feared and notorious gang leaders in London, and has a habit of targeting aristocracy that he knows are corrupt and abusive from meeting them as Dr. Jekyll at fancy events. Everything is all fine and well until Brokenshire approaches him saying they need to protect the doctor because clearly those in his social circles are being targeted. Sitcom level hijinks ensue.

(Bonus because I know you love your crackships: Jekyll gets challenged to a gang fight and meets a man in a tophat. He struggles a bit more than usual, but ultimately beats him. He is then held at gunpoint by this guy's sister demanding to know how he bested a trained assassin and whoa wait despite this guy having a bruised face now courtesy of himself he is actually very handsome haha ummm wait a minute did he just say that out loud and maybe invited him to get drinks as an apology for nearly kicking his teeth in uMMM- (bi disaster Dr. Jekyll strikes again!!))

Jeks. Jeks, my guy, thank you for making me laugh so hard, this is just... glorious. I love it all. Oh my god.

I don't know that route is best-- I honestly love the oblivious route bc of all the hijinx and Crawford wanting to rip his hair out in frustration and especially if it is a Syndicate au and it's the Crawford Starrick I based him off (which would make a lil less sense since he is gang leader tycoon and probably could have Jekyll killed but sssuuusshhhh) but I also love Henry just... Getting a goddamn Phantom Of The Opera-esque mask, deciding to go absolutely bonkers, painting entire alleyways red with the blood of his enemies, etc etc, and I absolutely love the idea of Brokenshire directly or indirectly approaching him asking him to protect himself, like they know that Jekyll's persona is well feared and a gang leader but they don't know that it is his gang that is targeting people so now Jekyll is the one sending assassins after abusive and corrupt aristocrats but also has a mission to protect himself from himself. Nice. I absolutely love it. I love it all. And I just... Hyde being do giddy until he realises that the gang wants him dead??? Fuck yes. Give me it all. I just love it so fucking much jfc i cant put it inTO WORDS.

Ok. Ok can we please combine the oblivious route with the masked gangleader phantom being the terror of london route??? Henry at first being completely oblivious, not realising why everyone that has ever insulted him and his work are suddenly disappearing one by one, Crawford wanting to rip his hair out in frustration bc "GUYS IT'S FUCKING JEKYLL HOW IS NO ONE SEEING IT" And jekyll just goes "ahah don't be silly Ricky, I'm not a gangleader lol". Henry being completely oblivious as the Lodgers suddenly get stalked by the gang members, only to be protected by them from other gangs or anti-sciences dudes, the Lodgers retelling the story to Jekyll who just goes like "oh wow man. Huh aren't those the people I have been patching up a lot lately. Strange. What a strange coincidence :)" but then a gang member gets really injured and Henry saves them from death and the gangmember is just... going like "wow, you are the best gang leader I have ever had, you are so much better than everyone else." and henry is just like "ahaha i'm a WHAT NOW"

Cue Henry deciding that, fuck it, if they already think of him as a gangleader why not take advantage of it. He has already been in gangs as a kid so he knows how they work. Quickly becomes a gangleader Tycoon, the lodgers/Rachel/Robert are all confused as to why people suddenly have stopped targeting them for robberies and shit and as to why Henry suddenly has a lot of money he spends on the Society and the bills. Henry telling them not to worry about it. He hears about a dude who suddenly has been swiping through all the ot her London gangs like a hot knife through butter, suddenly his gang is targeted so they are challenged to a gangfight. Henry beats the absolute shit out of him, he has him pinned to the ground when he hears a gun loading and he feels the hilt against his back. He is too busy staring into the beaten up guy's eyes to really care, wow he is so hot, the gangleaders demand that he takes off his mask or he gets shot. He instead lets go of the guy and just... Stands up, brushes himself off, tells them "ahaahh thanks but no thanks. also please stop destorying my gang we literally have not done anything provoking to you."

Anyways they agree to have their gangs work together (oh my god what would Henry's gang be called??? I imagine them wearing the colour blue bc the Rooks are green and the Blighters are red (since it's a specifically a syndicate au lol) but they probably would wear red if it's just tgs anyways off topic hehe). Henry invites them to a drink, his tab, they agree, they find out about all the accidental bullshit that Henry accidentally started and just... Yes pls. Also Jacob and Henry getting drunk and flirting like nobody's business, maybe Henry asking if Jacob likes guys and if he doesn't, is his sister single? Evie almost kicking his teeth in, Jacob laughing his ass off. Yes please.

ALso almost completely forgot the absolute scooby doo mystery of the twins trying to figure out who Henry is since he wears a mask and disguises his identity. Imagine them just being like... Who’s that pokemon? It’s dr. henry jekyll-- WAIT IT’S DR. HENRY JEKYLL????

#Gimme the twins giving Henry a hidden blade. Gimme them giving him a cane sword.#Gimme Henry's and the twins' gang beating the shit out of blighters #Man I really want to know about all the sitcom hijinx in all of this #since the twins work with Sergeant Abberline i can imagine abberline and Brokenshire being pals and colleagues #Brokenshire secretly working with Henry (who he doesn't know is Henry) to eradicate corrupt nobles #Abberline working with the twins to break up gangs and to bounty hunt and shit #so much sitcom hijinx with abberline and brokenshire trying to hide that they are working with their respective gangs #until they are going to meet the twins/Henry respectively. All five ends up being at the same place at teh same time #its the pointing spiderman meme. Henry and the twins are laughing their asses off #banshees faves #banshees au #ask #thejeksburyguy #syndicate crossover au #gang au

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imhereforthetryus · 5 years

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The BLUEBERRY MACADAMIA/CHOCOLATE CHIP DEBATE (The only one who wanted to read this trash @green-lemonboys make it go viral 🤠 bcs i experminted with a diff writing style)

“How do you bleed” Gus shouted from across the courtroom

“Do you mean plead” TJ questioned

“Shush it Kippen” Buffy intercepted giving him a glare

“Guys don't you think this is a little ridiculous I mean a whole trial” TJ said

Cyrus dramatically swooped “How could you babe, you went against the honor of the Chocolate chip muffin”

“Underdog” Cyrus shushed him letting fake tears hit the ground “Dont call me that”

”Your honor my brother is innocent” Amber shouted bottuning up her blouse

Gus shouted “oh really roll the tape” (imaginary camera zooms in to a flat screen) “yo author that isn't in our budget” ((fine on to a boring non flat screen HAPPY I JUST WANTED TO MAKE THIS COOLER))

“Alright the only one allowed to have mental breakdowns over insignificant things in this fic is Cyrus” Buffy says

“Thank you hey” Cyrus pouts

Andi shrugs “Yeah Buffy has a point it just a muffin”

Marty chimes in because ((I pulled an AM and had him reappear at of nowhere)) “Yeah I mean this suit is really itchy and expensive”

Buffy rolled her eyes “Yeah Cyrus where the suits necessary”

“Yeah they totally were a crime has been committed and jury's wear suits.. just” he said flustered “roll the tape gus”(( we suddenly pan To yesterday where everyone was quietly sitting munching on tater tots and There was no fighting)) “author this isnt how it went down”

(camera pans to a grumpy Cyrus and Buffy fighting over their last tater tots while their respective partners look on in horror TJ attempts to grab some tater for Cyrus while Marty forced to protect them, while as the lesbians queens Ambi was both obsessing over Andi drawing of them)

“Guys can't you split the tater tots” the queens suggest

“No ambi you don’t understand we need conflict” Marty gives them a deadpan look, the queens give each other a knowing look and sigh Amber gets up “I go get another basket” ((they cheer in hozzas and carry ambi as a whole through the crowed yet dispersed spoon)) Amber looks on in horror

“oh no what have i done we need another conflict to tear someone relationship apart” Amber glances at TJ

“Ha try us we already had homophobia, gun violence, etc our love is invetiable” Amber shakes her head

“Sorry bro but im kayne west”

TJ cries “Cant i catch a break Amber your my sister be kind to me”

“That only happens in fanfiction im sorry but talk about your favourite muffins” (the fic writer makes them talk)

“Chocolate Chip obviously me and TJ have the same favourites right” Cyrus glances at TJ he looks to the ground nervously

“underdog, chocolate chip muffin, Cy i love you but blueberry macadamia will always have my heart” ((quick scence change to a telenovela think Vane the Jirgin bcs copy right))

“No how could you”

“Underdog” Cyrus shuns him slowly backing away “go to trial if you want to win my heart” ((yeet back to today))

Jonah sighs “Sorry TJ the evidence is here” he looks on excited “does that mean i can smash the little gravel thing”

“Yes jonah” ambi sighs “cant believe we dated such a disaster bi”

TJ raises his eyebrow “Amber aren't you a disaster bi?”

Amber gasps ”how dare you I'm a disaster lesbian now”

Andi shakes her head “Kippen you be quiet this isn't about you”

“but-t it my trial” TJ questioned

Amber sighs “Someone been getting a big head since he has an upcoming b plot about him”

“I-i uh aren't you supposed to be on my side” TJ exclaims

Amber shakes her head “Ladies before babies”

“can someone steer the plot ahead” Jonah and Gus asked (( you shush the author has a 1k word limit to achieve))

“What's in it for us” they said crossing their arms ((i make you two an endgame crack ship))

“But I'm an Aro bi” ((i said what I said))

“Platonic Endgame then” Gus suggested

“sounds good” Jonah nodded

“anywhos i get to hit the malley” Jonah banged the toy mallet aganist the cardboard round thing

“Wait why cant Jonah use an actual mallet and stand” Buffy questioned

((because if we cant get my flat screen were not having proper judge tools))

Jonah gives a sad face ((sorry Jonah and i was under strick instructions not to give you any weapons)) Jonah gets a mad baby face

“ I sentence TJ KIPPEN TO Death”

TJ cried cried cried “Havent i suffered enough”

Buffy sighed “Jonah the death sentence is illegal in Utah”

Jonah glared “Fine no Cyrus for 5 minutes”

TJ arose from the stand tear flowing down “Jonah you cant do that Cyrus is my life your pratically killing me” he begged

Jonah shrugged “That the second thing closet to the death sentence for you”

Cyrus interrupted “Nooo don't take my Teddy Bear I forgive him” ((they run in slow motion and give each other a hug in the pouring rain))

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