[ID: 1. Nandor sitting on a lone armchair on a vague green background, holding a book that is only open to the first page and staring blankly into the distance over the top of it. He thinks to himself, "Guillermo has not come to talk to me for a few days..." 2. Nandor hunches his shoulders and pulls the book up closer to his face, gaze intense on the pages as he forces himself to concentrate. He thinks, "I must increase my aloofness!!" /end ID]
After the finale, Nandor continues the search for two brain cells to rub together. How long do y'all think it will take him to notice djsjsksj
I think Guillermo turning into a vampire is actually so important if Nandermo is to become canon because it fully levels out their power dynamic. Guillermo doesn't need ANYTHING from Nandor anymore, he doesn't need Nandor to turn him into a vampire because he already is one, so Nandor has nothing to hold over Guillermo's head meaning Guillermo will only spend time/be with Nandor because he wants to. Nandor will have to work for it and better himself and his treatment of Guillermo. It's necessary if they want to have anything remotely resembling a healthy relationship.
Also the wedding planning, are we just gonna ignore that Nandor’s perfect woman is Guillermo? Him describing the love of his life and he was literally describing Guillermo? Him saying “then I remembered I already found love” and the scene cutting to Guillermo first before it shows the painting? And Nandor wishing Marwa liked all the things he did, then Marwa coming to Guillermo, hugging him and kissing him all over? And then him gently placing his coat over Guillermo when he sees him sleeping in a hallway? Ok I’m done. I know I’m reading into details too much. I’m signing off.
Started watching What We Do in the Shadows and these are my initial thoughts/favourite parts.
Theme song slaps.
They're literally just a bunch of cats.
Pretty sure I'm related to an Energy vampire. May in fact be half one. Soz.
Guillermo as a concept is cracking me up cause he's just this little guy that wants to be involved in cool vampire stuff stuff but the vampires he's serving are a bunch of dysfunctional idiots that seem to be spending eternity devising ingenious ways of killing time.
Adding to that, I love the fact that he saw Antonio Banderas Interview as a kid and instantly though "If he can do it, so can I." and dedicated his life not to becoming an actor, but a vampire. Like....girl, same. lol
I'm just now realising the Collin Robinson is likely the one paying the rent.
Nandor is strait just a gothy himbo.
It's weird to recognise someone by how they move their hands but "Hi, Doug Jones."
The glitter portrait is genuinely really sweet and the proceeding conversation about how long Guillermo has been there is a really clever way o0f showing how time just doesn't matter to these creatures. They don't have to think about it. They don't have to worry about it. Basically I'm concluding that they're all suffering from a very severe case of executive dysfunction and I vibe with that.
Probably the same reason Nandor seems to view Guillermo as some kind of pet rabbit.
Its so freaking funny and sweet how when derek was gonna bite Guillermo, guillermo was like ‘yea nandor does all these nice things for me’ with a smile and cutesy way and looked at the camera and just stood there in silence expecting a long montage of nandor doing nice and sweet things for him to be edited, like idk if hes romanticizing nandor or he genuinely thinks Nandor has done so MANY good things for him to warrant like just standing there for some time, but the editors and crew did him dirty and continued to freaking show us in the next shot guillermo and derek just awkwardly standing there.
Lmao i feel like the crew was lowkey like “gurl what nice things he’s just acknowledging you as a human being now the bar is so low’
the only two true loves nandor has ever experienced are the horse he had to kill and ……. guillermo. so no, he will not have to make that choice again thank you very much. this has been a nandor psa, thanks for coming xoxo