#naruto and sai but sai is being deadass serious

[thatwasntverycashmoneyofme]

imagine your fav purposely making you mad. like he would piss you off to just get talked down on, like you’ll say ‘baby you is pissin me tf off rn now’ as a warning and he’d mock you and be like ‘i is?’

and that just sets you off a little more ‘jhit get away from me you think you funny when you not’ and he’ll continue to poke at you hearing your ‘accent’ slip out ‘never said i was funny love but you must think i am bringing it up’

you size him up ‘haa.. think you allat n a bag of chips, huh? that’s why yo goofy ass sleeping on the couch, laugh at that’ you go into your bedroom and lock the door behind you hearing him bark of laughter.

he gives you an hour or two to cool down sleep it off but the door still locked ‘love open the door’ he hears your voice clearly through the barrier ‘nahh you staying yo ass on the couch. i meant that shit’ his face pales a wry smile on his lips ‘noo my love I was just joking plz’ a blanket gets thrown in his face before he can react.

‘go be mr fuckin comedian on the couch. comediate yo lonely ass to tht three seater couch’ and the next morning is filled with him apologizing kissing up to you talking bout ‘my love im so sorry i didn’t mean to make you mad my back hurtss’

you let out and unimpressed hum cuz you both know he does this shit every other week

𝗌𝗉𝖺𝗆 𝗅𝗂𝗄𝖾𝗌, 𝗋𝖾𝖻𝗅𝗈𝗀𝗌 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝖼𝗈𝗆𝗆𝖾𝗇𝗍𝗌. 𝖣𝖮𝖭𝖳 𝗌𝗍𝖾𝖺𝗅, 𝖼𝗈𝗉𝗒 𝗈𝗋 𝗉𝗈𝗌𝗍 𝖺𝗇𝗒𝗐𝗁𝖾𝗋𝖾 𝖾𝗅𝗌𝖾. ©𝖼𝗂𝗍𝗒𝗉𝗋𝖾𝗌𝗂𝖽𝖾𝗇𝗍𝗂𝖺𝗅

#city.writes #black reader #black writers #black yn #x black reader #black fem reader #x black fem reader #I need to know who y’all think would fit with this #denki def would his playful ass #I feel like kiri would do it to but like he wouldn’t know he’s making you more upset he’s too pure🥺 #naruto and sai but sai is being deadass serious #like he can’t read social cues to pick up that he’s pissin you off fr #illumi for the same reason as sai but he can read social cues nigga just don’t care #baji nahoya and draken do it cuz they think it’s the absolute funniest shit #gojo and toji def #is comediate a word fr the internet giving me mixed signals🤔 #whatever black ppl be making up they own words fr🤷🏾‍♀️ #personal headcanon #you and your fav

[stuckinakillingjar]

oh my god people on naruto-general-opinions are always bitching about "sasuke stans this" "sakura haters that" BLA BLA BLA HOW ABOUT WE TALK ABOUT THE FIGHTS AND STORY ARCS AND CHARACTERS OUTSIDE OF TEAM 7 FOR ONCE

#dude i love sasuke ok he's like one of my favorite characters ever but i'm so tired lmaooo #everytime i go on this damn blog i see the same 3 recycled takes #'sasuke stans are worse than sakura stans!!' (which is not true) #'sakura doesn't deserve the hate she's the best character in naruto!!' (i agree but she's like far far farrrrr away from being an even #remotely good character' #or it's some shit about how sasuke sai and even kawaki (?? tf did he do?) deserve to die like omg what #and on naruto-shipping-confessions it's also always about either sakura haters #how sns is the best ship in the serious (hard agree) #or some shit about choino or chokarui #bruh i have never seen anyone who fr ships choino it's such a boring ship and i see them as friends but that's a subjective opinion #AND NO ONE CARES ABOUT CHOKARUI 💀 #deadass the only scene that i can remember where they interact is that one restaurant scene from gaiden (?? i think it #was gaiden but it also could've been one of boruto's 400 filler episodes thank god i dropped that shit) #and chouji and karui have like 0 chemistry it's like actually painful and chocho is only used as comedic relief anyways which is incredibly #sad in my opinion #oh yes fatphobia in naruto...but that's like a whole other topic #point is; get more creative with your confessions #this is no hate against the blog mod btw they're so funny #naruto #edit 8th tag: series

[strawberry-milkbunny]

I have no one to talk to about Tokyo Rev so here r my random hot takes that I need to say:

- Emma and Hina r boring and used as romance plot devices it’s okay to admit that Wakui can’t write women idk I don’t expect shounen/men to be able to write girls well (still cried when Emma died tho bc she didn’t deserve it!!!)

- lol I LOVE Yuzuha and Senju tho

- I actually do like Emma and Draken together but I also firmly believe Draken is in love w/Mikey and was just projecting onto Emma LMAO

- Yuzuha is a lesbian

- Controversial: I don’t think Shinchiro was THAT great of an older brother. Like he was cool but he still introduced Mikey and Izana into the world of gang life/normalizing violence and yeah OG Black Dragons isn’t like that but….what do u expect when u form a gang??? .obviously there’s a high chance that it’s gonna develop into LEGIT gang activity

- As an adult and someone who was basically raised by an older sibling w/a big age gap (my sis is 7 years older) I kinda don’t blame Takeomi for being a bad older brother??? Realistically he’s a 17 yr old in charge of raising 2 toddlers like NO SHIT he did a bad job. At least Shin had his grandfather to help out but Takeomi actually had no one. Doesn’t explain y he’s a brokey LOL buttttt again I don’t FULLY blame him for being a bad sibling still hurt my boi Sanzu 😤😤

- I HC that Mikey is used to having a caretaker (Draken and later Sanzu) bc when Shin died he was so depressed and genuinely couldn’t get out of bed

- Takemitchy is also lowkey boring/typical shounen protagonist and canonically stinky like Hina could do sm better. This is personal preference so I find myself wanting more chaotic/dumb protagonists who are slightly morally ambiguous like Denji, Gintoki, hell even Naruto at times. Takemitchy didn’t get character development until BD arc and that’s just a bit too long for me….

- Koko and Inui r gay and dating 💅🏻💅🏻💅🏻

- the Haitani brothers r the kardashians of the TR universe they’re so embarrassing Deadass show up and pose/do absolutely nothing I LOVE THEM SHKSKSKSK

- I love how it’s universally agreed that Mitsuya and Chifuyu r the best bois

- I have mixed feelings about Izana. I genuinely do like him and DESPISE how he’s whitewashed by fanart

- I get it u genuinely just wanted to not be alone and found out ur adopted in the worst way possible but…..idk how that justifies killing ur own sister but u do u ig 🤷‍♀️ and u have KAKUCHO AS UR FAMILY WTH

- don’t listen to me tho I’m a Mikey and Sanzu stan LMAOO 🤭🤭🤭

- Izana is the definition of mommy issues and 100% had crunchy hair lik mans was homeless

- if I saw Izana IRL I would RUN 🏃‍♀️idk he looks a lil crazy

- also this man does not know Tagalog he didn’t even know he was Filipino until he was lik 12

- idk the Tenjiku arc is so funny to me bc Izana is deadass: imma kill everyone in Mikey’s life for revenge and Mikey is lik: bruh I didn’t even kno u existed until last week and now ur killing our sister UNPROVOKED ???

- Bonten!Mikey is a virgin/no libido mans is DEPRESSED

- wished the Bonten arc was longer simply for the outfits bc Wakui KNOWS FASHION but that shit was DEPRESSION

- 3 Deities Arc was amazing and also funny/serious at the same time. It literally was an all out brawl in an AMUSEMENT PARK

- fr tho wtf was Benkei, Wakasa and Takeomi doing there??? Like they’re canonically 27 GO GET A JOB STOP FIGHTING 15 YEAR OLDS SHKSKSKS

- U cannot tell me that Sanzu WASNT sad when Baji and Mucho died.

- Baji was straight up his childhood friend and the only one other than Senju who knows about the plane incident/Mikey’s possessive side. And In the OG!timeline I’m pretty sure Baji was the only friend Sanzu DIDNT attack. While with Mucho he was pretty much his older brother, Sanzu just decided Mikey was better

- Tbh if the dark impulses/Shin thing wasn’t real I would’ve firmly believed Mikey had DID or something. Which again made only worse by the fact that violence and death is such a regular thing in his life (GET THIS MAN THERAPY LIK WTF IS SHIN AND GRANDPA SANO DOING???)

- Kazutora going a lil crazy is lowkey expected and I hate how we only find out about his home life in the character books. This kid grew up in a physically and mentally abusive household (gaslight to pick between parents and as s/o who has experienced that shit it’s fucked up) and I rlly don’t think prison helped out his mental stability either no shit he tried to kill Mikey

- I don’t ship Mikey and Takemichy (despite the IMMENSE gay ness btwn them) firmly bc I think everyone can see how much power Takemitchy has over Mikey idk it has a weird power dynamic like if Takemitchy tried he could 100% control Mikey (platonically or romantically)

- Baji, Chifuyu and Kazutora r a throuple

- I HATE how Sanzu is reduced to this crazy drug addict. Sanzu is canonically smart, manipulative, and formally trained fighter. He also REMEMBERS the OG timeline, he had to experience Shin dying twice and everyone else die no shit he’s a little bonkers/needs drugs to take everything away. Plus his relationship to Mikey which tbh is a whole separate post

- controversial !!!: I ship Mikey and Sanzu or Mikey and Draken. Sanzu only bc this man has a big ass crush and deserves some niceness for once

- ppl write Kakucho as this shy, nice guy like ur not wrong but mans is also running UNPROVOKED into Yakuza offices like it’s the gym while dragging Rindou wit him 😭😭😭

- the haitanis r the best sibling duo

- It lowkey makes me mad in fanfics where Ran is depicted as cheating w/Rin’s gf like??? This man raised his younger brother himself u cannot tell me he doesn’t love his brother and would actually do that to him

- Ran would 1000% do anything for Rin and i firmly believe he kinda regrets not saying anything in court to prevent Rindou frm joining him in jail. Like saying he forced Rindou to kill someone w/him, abusing his brother at home, etc especially in the Bonten! tl he def thinks about wtf he dragged his brother into

- I also don’t think they’ve slept w/ the same person before. Idk I feel like they have diff types like Ran goes for more motherly/mature types while Rindou goes for sweeter/shy types

- Draken has road rage

- Yuzuha should’ve been taller like AT LEAST 5’7 bitch is related to Hakkai and Taiju for gods sake

- OG BD 100% thought Wakasa was a girl for at least a month. He’s canonically 5’3 and pretty.

- Characters who r 100% bisexual: WAKASA, Senju,maybe Hina, Draken (def in denial), Rindou, Ran (he’s a whore as long as ur pretty he’s down), Sanzu, Koko, Kazutora, Chifuyu

- Mitsuya had a crush on Draken

#tokyo revengers #i needed to get this out of my system #bonten #black dragons #tokyo revengers toman #toman gang #tenjiku #mikey sano #izana kurokawa #draken #tokyo revengers sanzu #haitani brothers

[purplepuddlesuwu]

Small Vent cause stressed ahhhh

Lowkey think people take games, anime, books,movies, shows and just fandoms in general waaaay too seriously.

Like yes I get it, it can suck when a character to adore gets misrepresented by others. But they are just fictional characters at the end of the day. Maybe I'm just mostly saying this to myself to remind myself that it's okay that someone doesn't see a character like how I do. Because I'm deadass in multiple fandoms where we really just go but wild with our own versions of the characters. Like I'm in the Warrior cats AND the My hero academia fandom... And both of them are known for taking the canon and wiping their buts with it and or ignoring older material. Because well it just happens.

At first I use to get upset about it like how the warrior fandom made Bramblestar out to be this abusive monster without acknowledging the archs before hand and how in My hero academia doing.... Literally anything lmao(I love y'all though... Half of you anyway)

But seriously I just started to realize that the fandoms I'm in aren't My fandoms like I don't own them and I don't own the source material or the IP or whatever. And sometimes you never know why someone images certain characters they way they do. Whether it's for comfort or they think it's funny or they find it attractive or just to annoy people or literally just whatever.

But I always gotta remind myself that hey... THE BITCHES AIN'T REAL LMAO. Why get pressed about how other people illustrate characters. Like seriously I had to sit myself down like I was my own parent and ask myself why do I care about a fictional character being written out of character or drawn with a different design. And I really was just like... Damn yeah why do I care? These artists/writers are having fun and that's what it means to be in a fandom to just have fun.

The only time when I do get serious is when people try to harass others for characters they like because of how they see them vs canon.

Example: I saw this young artist get a bunch of hate comments under a drawing of Bramblestar/Brambleclaw because a massive part of the fandom claimed he was an abuser. Happened again with someone draw Crowfeather x Leafpool fan art because of how seriously people took Leafpool x Mothwing

AND DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED WITH MHA! They harasses the creator of the show sooooo many times in the past and current because of ships :T SHIPS YALL. Like I understand how frustrating it can be to see the show not end up how you wanted it to or not see too characters make out or whateva but God damn... They are fictional characters chill and just enjoy what we have or hell make what you wanted to happen. I literally do it all the time on my other page @purplestaruwu

Hell I'm still upset about how many characters were botched (in my eyes) in warriors, MHA, Naruto, bleach, marvel, DC etc.

But I think the fun in the fandom is making the what it's and creating our own versions of he characters and sharing it with others who feel the same or who just want to enjoy seeing the characters being draw in different designs, Au's, etc

I use to be so stuck up about everything being close to canon... But then I was just like "You know what it's not hurting anyone, you do whatever" and after that I feel like I became more relaxed being in fandoms... At least I try to be sometimes I do slip up but I stopped commenting on peoples different pov or au's or whatever unless I was gonna say something nice like complimenting the art or the writing or how good the plot of the story was.

It just got easier to just enjoy things and to just well not be so aggressive on the internet and not be online so much.

Cause whenever I get made about seeing a fictional character drawn in a way I don't like and I feel the need to say something... I just be like "yeaaah it's time to take a break for the day I think I've been online for too long"

This also goes for real things that happen online too lmao I just learned to take breaks and breath and remind myself that the online world is just that... The online world... And fandoms are just that fandoms...

I'm venting right now because I'm stressed out or more than likely I stressed myself out with because of online crap. And I just wanted to kind of put this here for me and for anyone else who kind of needs that reminder than you don't need to be online so much and you don't need to protect fictional characters or shows or movies or games or whatever it's not worth hurting someone's feelings because that.

But yeah that's all I think. Have a nice day and go drink some water c:

#vent #fictional characters #fandoms

[theuncommoncorner]

Random Headcanon of the Day

Jiraiya gave Naruto the talk. But Jiraiya was actually pretty tame about the whole thing and just lightly explained some of it it. Naruto deadass thought Jiraiya was joking around with him when he started giving him The Talk and it was so damn funny.

“Ok sensei, I’m sure that’s how that goes AHAHAHA”

“Naruto I’m being serious that’s what a menstrual cycle is.”

“If I really want to know I’ll just ask Sakura.”

“......please don-you know what? Go ahead kid.”

Jiraiya did still tell him everything but Naruto didn’t believe him. So years later he approaches Sakura about it who is freaking the hell out and tells him to ask one of the male nurses at the hospital. “Don’t talk to Kakashi he may say something...weird.”

#random headcanon of the day #daily headcanon #naruto #sakura #jiraiya

[wiccankonan]

*unnecessary musings you already know.* Naruto's panic attack at the overwhelming situation of the moment, everyone, everyone... Even his own team is ready to kill Sasuke. He bows to another Kage and begs, allowed himself to be beaten....Naruto is desperate, so much so it's almost frightening and unhealthy in its devotion. Particularly because it is seemingly not reciprocated. Sakura is willing to do what she can, not at the sake of her own life, when it comes to Sasuke (my point is she was thinking of killing Sasuke but never intended to die with him) and she is not above manipulation to try and create the outcome she believes is best (lying to Naruto about loving him, even though she probably does love him but not in the way she intended Naruto to believe) another pointer that Naruto is not as oblivious about feelings as they lead us to believe in the later movies by SP. Naruto detects her ulterior motives, declines them rather harshly. "I hate people who lie to themselves." The Naruto at this time actually is the one in character according to the rest of the manga. Sasuke has always made it clear he set Naruto apart from the start. This relationship would mean everything to Naruto who grew up alone and hated for no reason of his own. Sasuke says that from the beginning he could see and relate to that loneliness, which is why he "couldn't stop paying attention to him." Much later on, after Naruto tells Sasuke that he had become his goal, how he made him feel "giddy" how he just wanted to run up and talk to him but never could.... Their words and expressions to one another are always ridiculously intense and filled with deadass conviction. The famous: "I will bear your hatred and die with you." Sasuke knows this is not a lie. He can hardly believe it and yells at him. Frustrated at his insistence, his unwavering will to protect Sasuke from what they both realize is a lonely place. What I can't help argue is that Naruto is pure with his conviction and he feels just as much as Sasuke does - the bond that they share. Instantly, this mutuality separates Sasuke and Naruto's bond from their canon pairings. The requited feeling is seen only more subtly with Sasuke, yet he always says things along the lines of: "I've seen into your heart." "Because it's y o u, I have to cut you down." "Farewell, my one and only friend." "With you gone, I can finally be alone." "You will be my final kill, an offering to my elder brother." "But you, you never thought of cutting ties with me." "When I saw you I would get warm and fuzzy." "The truth is, you had a strength I did not." "My body just moved on its own." "Don't let your dream...die." "Because of you, I found salvation." "You became my closest, dearest friend." Since their rivalry, they have been able to read one another, actually feel one another.... "I see what's in your heart and you know what's in mine." Sasuke tells him, And Naruto's reply was "and you still want to fight?" They both saw love. I don't care if it's the most intense and devoted platonic relationship in the history of mankind or if it's one of the greatest romances of all time. Either way, it is the most outrageously passionate bond in the series. P.s I always find it odd when people claim their fighting means they hate one another. My dude, did you forget they are canonically yin and yang? Sun and moon? The entire concept is in their contradicting philosophies... That's what they fight for and what is canonically said to be in Sasuke's way of achieving his pure state of darkness and loneliness, he must remove Naruto - "his light." At the Final Valley, when Sasuke asks "Why go so far for me?" Naruto eventually says he cannot explain why other then he feels his pain and it's so much that he cannot leave him alone. Again, that ridiculously intense conviction he has to not allow Sasuke to be alone in his pain. "I won't let you kill me, I won't let you go back to that." That heartbreaking loneliness they both know well. Sasuke is a resilient character, he did not need to accept Naruto. And in the end when he says "I couldn't accept anyone else" is obviously in regard to his previous sentiment of Naruto being the only one who never thought of cutting ties with him. Even if this build up in development was essentially wasted, not because they didn't end up together romantically but because Naruto broke a promise to not leave him alone, yet allowed him to be bound and blindfolded. I don't disagree with Naruto letting Sasuke leave the village, I just believe it would have been an amazing arc to see them travel together with their newfound bond. I would have wanted them to focus on reforming he council together and resorting Itachi's name. Help one another heal from their childhoods, make friends, form new bonds, find their homes. P.s THEY BOTH SAY BEING WITH ONE ANOTHER WAS FUN. Yeah they fight like I said they are yin and yang BUT ya can't negate that they have SERious feelings for one another and there's no way you can take that from them.

#idk #shit talking #sasunarusasu

[katsuhikojinnai]

all day & all night i been trying to play this dragon ball z xbox 360 game with my room mate but i needed to first unlock characters & then unlock game settings, i put hours into the game to find out i needed xbox live to play with other people..? apparently even the person sitting next to me on the couch?? & it’s really weird to me because i didn’t need live for naruto?? so yeah ok i go to make a live account which wouldn’t be a big deal, right? except my 360 has never been connected to the internet so then i had to run all these updates which is whatever, that’s fine, i would have had to do it @ some point & honestly I wanted to do it like two years ago so cool whatever, then i’m signing up for live after the updates & I get to like the last part where it asks me my security question & everything is in German?? So I’m trying to cancel out so I can put it in English because I don’t know how to read German well enough to like do my security questions in German & it’s like no, no, you can’t back out now, like wow thanks a lot, I had to restart my system, fix the language & do the whole thing all over again. I finally get it done for it to tell me the action can’t be completed at that time. So I start thinking okay well I have live on the one & I don’t want to do all that shit in the game again so when my room mate come home I say hey try that game in the one on your account & see if you can unlock the settings like that, but no, the game isn’t backwards compatible.. Then I start thinking well maybe they sent me a verification email & they did & there’s a code & a link but obviously nowhere for me to put the code so I follow the link which redirects me to a different one of my emails? (gmail to outlook) & at first I think this is really weird like wow wtf because then I get a notification saying I’ve been sent to the wrong email? Like yeah, I can see that. So I start thinking it’s really weird the emails are crossed & I go to the support because honestly I wanted to speak to a real person, if there’s a quick fix I’m not usually that dumb to it, but after the different areas of error in this I feel like it’s more of a serious problem an article isn’t going to help me with. So I have to talk to a stupid bot which keeps sending me articles & I’m saying no, you’re not helping, I need to talk to a person & after it sent me enough articles it’s saying there’s no one here to talk to you but you can talk to an xbox user, like really wtf is an xbox user going to help me with? So I get connected with an xbox user who deadass sends me an article about how to hard reboot the system which really pissed me the fuck off because i’ve had the xbox for like two years I know how to turn it off, I know how to use it, what I don’t know is why it is telling me I can’t get live right now?? But then the dude just disconnects anyway like wow thanks a lot, retard. So I’m sitting there waiting to be connected with someone, & nothing for more than a half hour so I give up, back looking at the xbox which at that moment can’t connect to the internet anymore which i’m saying wtf, you connected to the internet before, it had to’ve to update & there were all these things on the panels that were never there before. & I check & they aren’t, then I get patched through to someone who tells me they at that moment are experiencing technical support & will send me a link to get back to the chat because I guess they had to restart their systems, so this Anne said she would email it to me. It’s been an hour & i never got any email. I’m saying, I really don’t know what I’m doing because it sounds like technical support on their end, but also I start thinking that the email I got redirected to was probably the one initially set up for the account I’m trying to set up live for. Restarting the system gets it connected to the internet again & I give it another shot trying to set up live & get the same message, so then I try it again with the outlook email the gmail verification email redirected me to & it tells me I can’t use that email because it’s connected to another live account... I’m saying , how? It is my email? When I first tried to sign up I tried to use the email for my xbox one main account & it told me the information was being used by another account but it seems ridiculous to me to need a whole new email per system? I’m guessing now that the outlook redirect must be the one for that 360 account but i’m saying, then why can’t i use it for live? All I wanted was to play Dragon Ball Z with my friends....

#i'm having a hard enough time #& I know i should probably try to do something else since it's four in the morning #but the whole thing is ridiculous #i'm just so outraged by the whole thing