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The new banner dropped and honestly I just wanted the new diluc skin and threw a few wishes out on the new banner and heizou cane sprinting at me and punched me in the gut and anyways hes too agressive to be main team so I’m building him for spiral abyss
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Being drunk and complaining how you think your bfGF is prettier than you (genshin men WOMEN x fem reader)
meow i love women <3
im so gay for genshin women lol
characters(SEPERATE): yae miko, beidou, lisa, mona, deyha, ninguang, rosaria, shenhe, yelan,
doing nilou, ganyu, jean, eula, keqing, ei(baal), kokomi, yoimiya next!!
be sure to comment if you want any other characters!!
ILL ALSO HAVE A SEPRATE LITTLE LUMINE AND AETHER ONE BC I LOVE THEM
i just fucking realized that rosaria is a nun, which means she is not allowed to date or have any sexual interaction uh my bad haha
Yae miko rather laughed at your pitiful state. As a shrine maiden, she is not allowed to drink, but rather seeing you intoxicated was rather enjoyable. "fufufu...what do we have here?" She laughed as you collapsed onto her, crying. "How are you so gorgeous?...what if-what if someone steals you from me? Do you even love me?" ...this was what came out of your mouth in a series of lisps and blabbering. "Oh? And what would make you think there is anyone else that could win me over? If you really want to be assured, I'll let you know that I dont just fall for anyone..." She smiled slyly at you. "R-REALLY?.." You looked up at her. "Yes darling, really." You ended up in a sobbing fit and cried yourself to sleep, waking up to puffy eyes and a teasing yae miko who wouldn't tell you what she was had happened last night...
Beidou, is a drinker all right. And so were you. Unfortunantly, the rather large difference between the two of you drinking was your rather awful alcohol tolerance. One or two drinks and you were saying your deepest darkest secrets. Which is why it usually ends up with you and beidou drinking alone. "Gosh..." You fangirled at your wife. "So hot, pretty, cool, smart, strong, hngg" You hit your head on the table as your hand which was supporting your head slipped. "OW!" You yelled in pain, crying to your wife. "Wifey it hurtttttttsss." You cried to beidou, and she just laughed. Which resulted in you staring at her in seriousness. "That laugh...."You suddenly gush, warmth rising to your cheeks. "That was so hot!" sparkles appeared in your eyes. "Do it again! Do it again!" You eagrly begged her to laugh again...and again...and again. How happy beidou was to have someone love her as much as you did.
Lisa, was actually the one to intoxicate you in her office after you gifted her multipole bottles of fruit wine, insisting that it would taste better if she drank it with you. However, rather than drinking it for herself, she took small sips while encouraging you to drink more. And you, somewhat of a people pleaser (or maybe just a lisa pleaser), drank until you couldn't tell how many fingers you had on your hand. "Lisaaaaaaa" you groaned, holding your head. "Yes cutie?" she smiled slyly, swirling the wine in her glass. "I envy you so much.." You laid your head on the office desk sighing. "You're so cute, gorgeous, and pretty...how is it even possible? And your voice is so soothing..." You blinked slowly, perhaps it was the alcohol (or lisa's voice), that made you tired. "Haha, are you a fan of me?" She gazed into your eyes smiling as her hand lifted your chin to look at her. "I think your cuter, isn't that right my little cutie?" You shied away from her embarrassed. "I was trying to complement you...not turn it around to me" You kissed her and giggled, "Hehe, you're my girlfriend! I'm so luckyyyhngggg" You blabbered, drifting off to sleep giggling.
As a rather wealthy person (or at least, richer than mona), you brought mona to your house for a little dinner date at home. You were quite nervous, even after months of dating, trying to impress her. Mona found it a bit cute, you've already stolen her heart, you still want to impress her? This 'cute' intention and nervousness made yourself drink the whole bottle of alcohol for a confidence boost. "Ah! [n-name] dear, you shouldn't drink so fast!" Mona stood up worriedly and rushed to your side. She held your arm as the alcohol started doing its job, and you started to loose balance. "Monaaaaaa I love you sooooooooo muchhh" You turned to her smiling drowsily, but unfortunately loosing your balance which caused you to topple over her on the floor. "[n-name]! Are you okay!?" she sat up, perhaps a bit embarrassed with a tint of pink dusting her face. You, arms wrapped around her neck and staring at her a bit too intently, spoke. "You're the prettiest astrologist-no the prettiest person ive ever met, how did i even get to date you?" You gushed at her. "P-pretty? Well of course I am!" She boasted, turning her head to face the wall to hide the redness of her face. "You're so cool...I wanna be just like you" You stayed like this for a while, sitting in her lap on the ground until you dozed off. "You're so silly [name], I love you for who you are..." She mumbled under her breath, staring at your sleeping figure on her lap.
An eremite and a scholar..dating? Yes, perhaps it was a bit unusual, but you were so in love with Deyha, sometimes you couldn't even look her in the eye. First meeting when you commissioned her to protect you in the runes, as you were a haravatat student. You asked her out, and rather very surprisingly, she said yes. And now it comes to this, having a date in a treehouse? The picnic blanket was spread on the wooden floor, and a candlelit dinner was set on the blanket. "[name]...you can't get drunk alright?" Worried for your safety, she set the bottle to the side, away from you. You were quite the infamous scholar at the akademiya known for your alcoholism, which made many other scholars shy away from you. Deyha paused for a moment, seemingly trying to process something, then picking up the bottle and shaking it, only to hear the airy inside of the bottle, without a single drop of wine. "[n-name]?" She went over to your side and looked at your face, in which turned out to be pink. She sighed. Truth to be told, you were trying to fix your alcoholism, which was (kind of?) working, you only got drunk every other week or so. It seems that the wine was too tempting to resist. You looked at Deyha and took her face in your hands. "Your makeup is superb pretty and gorgeous and cool and hot today." Deyha sat up straight, blushing. "I'm not wearing any makeup today [name].." Covering her face with her hand embarresed by your compliment. You snaked your hands around her waist and closed your eyes. "Mmmm...youre warm too..." You cuddled next to her as she laughed. "Of course, I'm your little heater." You smiled, breathing in her scent. "You smell good too..ehe" You took a deep breath and sighed.
The jade chamber was rebuilt, so you decided to have a mini party with only Ninguang. "I've brough some high-quality wine from mondstat for us to celebrate." She opened the bottle, the two of you a drink. Savoring the wine, she smiled at you gently. "Do you like it?" She asked you, waiting for your reply. "YES! Ahem, sorry i meant yes, i do like it." You blushed, flustered of your outburst. It was still hard to wrap your head around the fact that you were dating the ninguang. Perhaps it was the alcohol slowly taking effect, or maybe just the nerves, but you suddenly blurted out, "I think you're the nicest and prettiest lady in the entirety of teyvat! I-I'm really happy that you gave me a chance to date you considering our vast diferences..." You stuttered, fumbling with your hands. She let out a slight chuckle and stood up, walking in front of your chair to bend down to look at you. As here hands were on both of the arm rests, pining you to the chair, she spoke sternly, yet also in a loving tone. "It should be me who's the grateful one here, someone as cute and charming as you is hard to come by you know?" She teased you, showing her rather playful side than her work personality to you. After all, you were someone who truly loved ninguang for who she is and perhaps her no.1 fangirl and supporter.
As someone who was kept void of emotions, Shenhe was always learning new things about love and emotions when she was with you. She always felt calmer(less homicidal ykyk) near you, which was something quite new. And blushing and being embarrassed...was a bit confusing sometime. You invited her to your house for a drink or two, which caused shenhe to panic a bit and cloud retainer to have her little 'my baby's growing up!!' moment. Appearing at your front door step, you invited her in. "Oh! I bought this bottle of alcohol when i visited Snezhnaya, I've been really wanting to try it with you!" You smiled, which instantly caused shenhe to be a melting mess. "R-really...you wanted to try it with me?" "Yes!" You took two cups and poured some alcohol in each one. "Cheers!" You smiled as you downed the whole thing. "Ack-" You coughed, choking a bit on the alcohol. "Are you alright?" Shenhe asked worried about your wellbeing. "Yeah haha..and this alcohol seems to be wayyyy stronger than I thought it would be." You silently apologized to shenhe for the person you were about to become once drunk. Taking another shot (which actually was more like 5 shots in your cup), your face started turning red, and your words started to become more carefree and slurred. "Mmmphhh i really lov your eyes their soooo pretty...Just like you entirely ya know? Gosh how did i get someone as cute as you?..." You smiled at her, as she was a mush of shyness. "You're doing it again...saying these things that make me feel weird..." She mumbled, but you heard her. "Do you not like how it makes you feel?" You looked at her, tilting your head in curiosity. "N-no! I really like these um-compliments you give me." She covered her face. "Awww whats wrong?" You smiled, pouting. "Those expressions of yours...so...cute..." She fangirled internally at you. Tonight, shenhe will be receiving all the affection she deserves <3
"YYYYYYYYEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAANNNNNNN" you yelled rushing to the front door of your rather luxurious home you shared with your wife. "Hello love, I'm back from work." You jumped onto her as she caught you. "You're such a child...I haven't even been gone for that long." You sniffled and sobbed. "Yes it was! You were gone for two days! I missed you so much!" You cried, and yelan took one smell to know you were drinking. She sighed and laughed "Drinking without me?" She said. "Im sorry...I just missed seeing your pretty face and your touch i thought the alcohol would help...It's-It's a weekend so its fine!" You tried defending yourself. "Well I'll say, I missed you lots too. I got you a little souvenir" But you were already fast asleep. Well at least she loves taking care of you at times like this, she found it pretty cute.
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tittysuckersworld · 1 year
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okay, already got my silly ritual plan for kaveh. last time i did one of these it was for kazuha, and it was just walking from where the traveler started off all the way to inazuma with ayaka, and it sorta worked? so. game plan so far.
get faruzan, tighnari, nahida and uhhhh either an empty spot or another person connected to him good like dori(dont wanna use her tho- let him not deal with the debt :< )
then, either just teleport or formulate a walking path from like mondstat to his palace. or i can try a walking path to his and alhaithams homes??? or mabey i should put like, ninguang on the team to show i haves mora for him.
wait wait no! okay, for team to grab him, tighnari- is fren. faruzan- is cool with him. nahida-is he god and think he wise. and kazuha, because they can terrorize alhaitham and hes also a dude who had someone close to him killed and a mom that wont come home!!!(im not salty about beidou what are you talking about? i just have her wife c5 and her son and also have name conotations to stars and would fecking sjfbeudnqhdueb- just saying! if she came home insted of dori id be so happy!)
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mayullla · 2 years
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Title: First time meeting the kids (Genshin Orphanage au)
Character(s): Multiple characters [Almost all except the kids] (Genshin Impact)
Summary: Genshin sagau orphanage au; You were just about to close up the empty orphanage after cleaning. When there was a knock on the door. Opening you see the police officers who looked serious yet unsure and behind them were....
Why are there so many kids??
Warnings/Tags: Plans of taking you away from your world? (very mild platonic yandere themes if you want to see more content for this au of mine but mostly fluff really) I am also inclined to say that this is almost a rather wholesome crack kind of thing. So like keep that in mind!
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You worked at an empty orphanage, once full of kids now empty and quiet. Not that you minded, you were happy and if not glad that the kids that you once took care of now had new homes to stay and families to love. There were once many who worked here now it was only you and the owner and old lady who choose to use her money on opening this orphanage.
You stayed in one of the rooms of this building, as it came with the job since they needed people to stay and look after the kids. Not anymore, not really but the old lady wanted someone to watch over the place and after a bit of discussion you agreed to stay and watch over the place while the rest took their leave.
It was quiet and peaceful, nothing happened in the passing days. And when you found out that the owner of the orphanage got a message if she watched to visit her family, you tried to pressure her to go as you knew for a long time she was alone after her husband died a long time ago and seeing her family, you know that she would be happy with how often you saw her look at a family photo with caring eyes.
The old lady was stubborn at first, she had times where acted almost like a tsundere. She loved to make jokes and could at times be rather sly. She also had a lot of secrets, secrets that you knew were there yet you don't know what. The old lady sometimes talks in double meaning and while most of the time she would pass it off as a joke you wondered if it really was.
She threatened you that she would not come back if you need help at the orphanage and you told her that it was okay and that you could hold the place. You worked here long enough to understand how things worked, and you also told her that if you have problems you would immediately call her. She finally relented at that and after a few days left to meet her family.
It was after she left did you wonder when she was coming back… You forgot to ask-
You sighed and thought to ask later, as you remembered the smile the old lady had to see her grandkids and didn’t want to bother her with a call. It was peaceful, yet even quieter than before as you didn't really have the old lady to keep you company and your friends were too busy with their own jobs for you to meet up.
So a lot of the time you found yourself playing a game called Genshin. You looked forward to events and friendship ranks when you can open up more dialog to talk to the characters that you have. How vibrant the world was you were if not a bit envious to it. You loved the characters, the cute children who you wish were real so that you could hug and give them head pats, to the old characters where you wished you could meet them and talk with them.
You didn't know that they also want the same.
They watched behind the screen wishing that they could talk to you and not be limited to the codes, to be able to touch you and give you affection. You were adorable when you cheer when you got a new character and when you get an amazing artifact and while they also pity you when you get bad ones they were always amused with your reactions.
They wished to show you more of teyvat, show you more of their culture and landscapes that this boxed screen cant limit you to. So they tried to bring you to their own world, Albedo researched how to along with Sucrose. Ninguang, Zhongli, Ei and many others would visit him to give him books and knowledge that could possibly help out to get you to their own world.
All the while fights occurred between them every so often, fight between characters you main and once mained. How much built they were is equivalent to how much you care for them and they would fault if you placed them on your team often. Childe, Xiao, Diluc and sometimes even Itto would fight each other. Itto is the only one who took it with a light heart while the other were on each other necks.
Zhongli and Ei would constantly hear nagging from Venti, asking them when they could take you to their world and see you for real that they at one point grew irritated by his whining. Characters like Thoma and Xiangling also cant wait, wanting to show you each nation's cuisine hoping that you would like them and others like Xingyan, Yunjin, Yoimiya and Barbara (and Rosaria by force) were preparing songs, shows, fireworks and choirs for you to enjoy. Beidou, Eula and Kaeya were getting the wine ready for the celebration.
Hutao was acting suspicious but when asked all she said that it was a surprise, Bennett, Fischl and Amber were patiently waiting yet you could see how excited they were. The twins, Aether and Lumine were also there happy that they would finally get to see you soon.
When they thought that Albedo is finally finished with the portal they waited near to finally greet you to their world, you could see the sparkles in Razor's eyes and how fast Gorou’s tail wagged just dying to meet you.
How should they know that instead of sucking you in and bringing you into their world, they would not be sucked into the portal and brought to your world? They heard a voice, something almost aggressive yet at the same time amused as to why they wished to steal something that didn't belong to them or their world, the laugh was feminine yet very old and husky, it told them that they would be punished for what they have done.
So when they woke up in the middle of an abandoned building confused and dizzy, later found by some people who called the police in a panic. They opened their eyes to see that they were children, and it almost caused hysteria in between them, Yae Miko and Xiao were annoyed that she didn't understand what was happening and that she cant break their weird curse, Shenhe wanted to go berserk as she was confused but was stopped by Keqing, Ganyu and Kokomi tried to wrap everything in their head yet they failed to understand what was happening.
The police finally came and they asked questions to the nearest kids which were Chongyun, the police asked why they were there and where their parents were. Chongyun was about to answer something yet something or a force stopped him, stopping him from saying where they came from and how they were here.
Zhongli and Ninguang tried to answer instead of being the more mature one yet they too were stopped by a force. Unable to wait and be patient, the police instead asked for their names which they had no problem saying.
“Beidou” Beidou said almost narrowing her eyes in suspicion. It was difficult to look confident when you are stuck in a child’s body. They were taken to the police and a doctor was called in to look at them while a few others questioned who they were.
They didn't get any answers instead of that more questions arose. The kids weren't able to answer where they were from and how did they get to the old abandoned buildings. The police tried to search up missing children's profiles to see if they were them but they found nothing. It was as if the children just appeared out of nowhere, with no memories, no family, nothing.
But they could not keep the children here in the police station, not really. It was as if they were just one or two kids they were many!! So they decided to get so help, a place where they could keep them in a place safe and also fit for children. The nearest place was the orphanage. The adults reasoned that it was perfect for now.
So when you got a call in from the police you wondered why they called and almost panicked when you heard they will be bringing so many children to the orphanage, but when you heard what happened to them you felt pity and agreed to help out. You also called the boss soon after the call and she told you that it was okay and that if you need any help she is a call away. You finally asked her when she was planning to come back and your heart dropped when she answered.
A few months.
What??? You looked at the phone is disbelief and when you heard her laugh, the amusement in her voice you knew in your gut that it was no joke. You really had to forget that she takes her threats seriously and wondered why did you not ask in the past.
All she told you was that there was a card for you to use to care for the kids and that she would leave everything to you only to then end the call. You tried to ask her tho you fumbled your words in panic and when you tried to call her again she did not answer at all.
Sighing, you almost jumped when you heard the doorbell ring and when you opened the door you were greeted by 4 police and your eyes widened at how many children there were. The police told you that they would try to help with whatever they could, after all, this was quite sudden and gave you more details that you didn't receive in the call.
While you were talking to the police you could feel the stares that you received from the kids, and they were staring. You looked at them with a smile on your face expected to see hesitance and worries only to see surprise while some looked absolutely delighted. There were a few that were hesitant yet you could see that it was different from the more suspicious or even aggressive stares they give to the police.
When you greeted them and asked for their names, which they cheerfully gave you.
You froze.
Their names were so familiar... To familiar and their faces were also something that you knew you saw somewhere. When you looked at the almost shy boy who calls himself Chongyun, his unusual light blue hair and pales lashes you were sure that something was weird.
So you asked the police, trying to hint something, the fact that they were almost strange if not weird for the fact that they didn't look like they belonged to this world as if they belonged to a game. But the police gave no indication that they understood what you were saying isn't stead look at you weirdly which made you almost unsettled.
You asked them where they were from but they didn't answer you, instead looked hesitant or confused. Were you really the weird one here?
Taking the kids into the building after talking with the police, they soon left having something else to leaving you with curious stares as you wondered how you are going to choose their rooms and such and maybe later when you aren't busy you could send a message to your friends asking them if they looked like the characters from the game called Genshin Impact.
You blinked in surprise when your friends, told you they look nothing like the characters in Genshin. Not even your friends who were maniacs for the game, not even a picture of Xinqiu here who was reading one of the books the orphanage none of your friends said he looked the same as the Xingqiu in-game even with his blue hair and all.
The kids are no better as if they were avoiding the whole situation together after some talk you knew they had last night after you assigned them their rooms they would stay together. Like if they were hesitant yesterday, they would run away from you if you even asked or poorly acted as if nothing was wrong.
It was stressing you out, not only you cant even log in to your genshin account as if you have been hacked! Taking a deep breath, you looked at your room… You know what? You give up. The police and your friends all looked at you as if you have grown two heads, and if the kids want to hide it well you might as well follow them and act as if nothing was wrong.
You missed taking care of kids anyway, the liveliness the children's laugh brings to the place and sometimes nagging or affection hugs that they give you. Living alone with nothing to do was fun, but it got boring for you at some point leaving you with nothing to do.
Standing up from your bed, you stretched planning to go out after your rest you suddenly got a knock on the door. “Who is it?” You asked, the door hesitantly opened and you see this small girl with blond hair tied in a ponytail and blue eyes looking at you, Jean you quickly remembered her name. She looked at you hesitantly, another girl appeared with lightly blond brown hair, with green eyes having a pout in her face. “What is the matter Jean, Lisa?”
“Kaey and Diluc are fighting in the living room.”
“Oh, dear…”
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tomomoni · 2 years
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XIAO CAME HOME WITHIN A FIFTY PULL TOGETHER WITH KEQING YINJIN AND NINGUANG! IS UR XIAO HOME YET?
OMG REALLY ? CONGRATS NONON I’M HAPPY FOUR U THAF’S A WHOLE PACKANE OMG deserved. ALSO YES TY he came home earlt when i ws crying during my math finals 😭💀
thank u for all ur manifestations, mon appreciate’s it v much ! i hope everyone who wants him gets him, esp u guys i’ll kidnap him for u ✋😤
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kazewhara · 2 years
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hey there zuzu!! may i ask which free 4 star you're going to get for the lantern rite event? as an f2p beginner, im really conflicted between xingqiu or ninguang. i like xingqius playstyle and he is a godly support, but i am leaning more towards ninguang since i need a reliable dps lol also free skin
hey hey! my original plan was to get yunjin, but uh.. she came home like... twice. so the new plan is beidou! i'd be c6-ing her <3
mmh, betwenen xingqiu and ningguang though... if you already have a solid dps as is, maybe go for xingqiu, because once you have that solid support, you'll be able to back any future dps characters you get if that makes sense? like... give yourself a foundation, if that makes sense. get xingqiu, make him a god-tier support, and worry about beefing and fixing your current dps characters instead of starting a whole new one
but you don't have to listen to me! i'm just talking out my ass, i guess,,, also ningguang's free skin is so tempting 😭💞 she's gorgeous and WOMEN 💓💕💞💕💞💕💓💞💞💕💓
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