#niste

[todays-xkcd]

Subway refuses to answer my questions about whether it's an International Footlong or a US Survey Footlong. A milligram of sandwich is at stake!

US Survey Foot [Explained]

Transcript

[Closeup on Cueball.] Cueball: We thought it was over. After 60 years of struggle, the US survey foot was dead, deprecated by NIST in 2023.

[Cueball is shown to be talking to Ponytail, Hairy, and Megan. He has a presentation behind him.] Cueball: We thought architects and engineers could rest east, free of the headaches of having two conflicting definitions of the foot that differ by 610 nanometers. International foot: 0.304 800 000 m US survey foot [crossed over in gray] R.I.P.: 0.304 800 609... m

[Cueball points at an image of Black Hat] Cueball: But I bring dire news: Cueball: Someone has started using the US survey foot again.

[Closeup on Cueball again.] Off-panel voice: Why!? Cueball: We don't know. Cueball: Some people just want to drag the world 610nm closer to madness.

[Farther view of Cueball only. He clenches a fist.] Off-panel voice: What can we do!? Cueball: A NIST team is already in the air. We will capture the scofflaw and end this nightmare.

[Two helicopters flying, with mountains in the background.]

Caption: 8,000 miles away [Two operatives in a forest with "NIST" helmets. One talks on a walkie-talkie.] Operative: We've reached the coordinates of the target's device. There's no one here. Voice from walkie-talkie: How!?

Caption: 8,000.016 miles away [Black Hat walking elsewhere in the forest, very close by.] Black Hat: ♫ ♪

#xkcd #xkcd 2888 #us survey foot #standard measurement #nist

[strawbubbysugar]

Random thought that popped to mind, but since alien sun is very light weight (and for my understanding), since we don't speak his language, we wouldn't be able to just understand each other (at last not at first), SO!

The random image of a frustrated Y/N with a misbehaving sun popped into my mind, like, he wanted to touch/grab/take something as Y/N is working and Y/N is like "no, bad, don't!" And then, as sun keeps bothering, Y/N just going "ok, that's it" grabbing him and putting him in aerial jail or some time out corner all the while moon is die laughing in the background

#ask #alien au #sun #y/n #boty/nist #dca #daycare attendant

[punkeropercyjackson]

Memes that speak to me on a spiritual level as someone who selfships with Hobie Gwen and Miles familially and with Miguel romantically

#THE FIRST ONE HAS ME IN FUCKING TEAR DYIZTKEZJTEDJDJTSJRZRJJZTJZTDJZZJFZTJDKXT #also i don't actually go to b*rger k*ng anymore because fuck z*nists but i do make their recipes at home so it still works #spiderfam #atsv #spiderman #hobie brown #miles morales #gwen stacy #miguel o'hara #nora morales #nora(among many other names)morales #spider manager #noraguel #ghostflower #t4t ghostflower #pinkie pie #raibbow dash #t4t pinkiedash #punkflower #t4t punkflower #< they're pinkiedash-coded to me.i will not elaborate #real self shipping hours #💌 #summerposting #black gwen stacy

[lifeinbooks]

svi mi živimo u svojim malim svjetovima, u svojim privatnim svemirima.

#lifeinbooks #dok niste znali moje ime #before you knew my name #jacqueline bublitz #svijet #svemir #zivjeti #citati #knjiga #citati iz knjige #books #booklover #book qoute #balkan

[bitchfitch]

new Whiskey and Tago designs.

#shout out to entropy for the orange eyes for whiskey idea #whiskey #Tago #(but yeah theres no n in Tago's name bc its not tango. its pro tago nist)

[blackfilmmakers]

Oh no, ofmd won't get another season? Who would have saw that coming?

#hope being a zi*nist and racist that wasted all that money was worth it #ofmd mention

[officialromaniantranslatiuni]

Avand in vedere de cantitatea MASIVA de burse care se dau acum, ma gandesc cum ar fi fost si pentru mine sa fi luat bursa pe vremea mea de scoala... omg sa fi avut bani de pachetel, baterii pentru mp3 player, reviste Bravo/Popcorn si culegerii de la scoala, fiindca mereu ramaneam ca ultima proasta fara tema si copiam de la tabla chestii.

#la facultate din prima bursa mi-am luat carti din alea siropoase de la ed litera si niste sandra brown #sau 50 shades of grey nu mai stiu

[levon]

my most logged films on letterboxd

head (5 times)

reanimator (4 times) - i have watched this many more than 4 times i just stopped logging it bc i got embarrassed

borat (4 times) - same thing as reanimator

rick danko’s electric bass techniques (4 times)

i’ve logged a bunch of films 3 times but one of them is brüno which i watched twice in one night once

#sorry everyone i used to be a huge sacha guy before he went full zi*nist

[versacethotty]

the latest guest on give it to me straight ruh roh

#''​when I'm with my fellow zi*nists I say yes mawma''

[mishkakagehishka]

Hrvatska Pošta☕️

#''paket cete dobit izmedu 8 i 11'' dobro ja tek triban izac u 11 pa aj cekan #sidin ja doma cekan taj paket #nista. izaden spustin se otvorin kaslic #''pokusali smo uruciti posiljlu u 10:49'' NE NISTE ?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!? #i sad ja moran do UREDA.

[strawbubbysugar]

Why does M.O.O.N care for the boty/nist so much? Like did they do something before that caught his eye or is he just attracted to them for other reasons? Just wondering if this is a friends -> lovers situation or a coworkers -> lovers situation

They were the last one to go to sleep, and the only one to talk to M.O.O.N, rather than just ordering him around!

#ask #alien au #y/n #boty/nist #moon #dca #daycare attendant

[piezasdealma]

#balkan #crna gora #srbija #hrvatska #bosna i hercegovina #delici duse #citati #balkanski citati #balkanski tekstovi #citat #zasto se niste ubili #viktor frankl #knjiga #knjigoljupci #popularna psihologija #psihologija #ljubav

[bitchfitch]

so like is there a third mf named foxtrot

(if this makes no sense, apologies)

Yeah that's the witch that made Tago into a dude

#znndndndnndjd #(Tago's name is a reference to the word Protagonist bc I couldn't be fucked to come up with a real name for him) #(his full name is P. Tago Nist. He doesn't deserve a cool name like Tango) #and also bc i associate Tango with that Minecraft YouTuber who made a really good iron farm design that one time

[malonasjealnasima]

Croatia nt is playing moodboard

#croatia nt #vatreni #čavrljam #AJMOOOOOOOOOO #ZA 10 MINUTA. LUDOVANJE KAKO NIKAD NISTE VIDILI

[lifeinbooks]

Ponekad je doista dovoljno nešto glasno izgovoriti, da bi to što si rekao postala tvoja najnovija istina. (Što se čudite? Mislili ste da je želja kompliciranija od toga?)

#dok niste znali moje ime #lifeinbooks #jacqueline bublitz #before you know my name #želje #želja #istina #citat #knjiga #citati iz knjige #books #booklover #book qoute #balkan

[officialromaniantranslatiuni]

concluzie dupa discutii cu alte profe: daca participi la un curs/workshop si spui ca esti profesor, automat esti oaia neagra a profesorului/persoanei care tine workshopul

AUTOMAT

#fac un curs acum si de cateva ori mi-a aruncat in fata profesoara niste chestii #also la doctor unde m-am trezit cu tanti doctorita urland la mine din cauza ca fii-su e prost (nu ne cunoastem si suntem din judete diferit