#no one outpizzas the hut

[sikoazayn]

THIS IS SO FUNNY TO ME HELP i love when they push a fuckin ad to the moon bc of dumb shit like this

#no one outpizzas the hut #wwe #wwe fastlane #corey graves #michael cole #xavier woods

[spectrumpup89-18m]

Had some really good pizza today.

#cheese pizza #no one outpizzas the hut

[blitzisms]

pov you're getting wrestled into your maid outfit by a clown

IF YOU THINK YOU NEED TO WRESTLE BLITZO TO PUT ON THE PIZZA HUT MAID OUTFIT, YOU'RE SO FUCKING WRONG

#GIVE IT TO HIM. GIVE IT #NO ONE OUTPIZZAS THE HUT #jfiajfkakfksf #i fucking love this #he now canonically owns this #change my fucking mind

[fnrrfygmschnish]

I don't know where this originally came from, but it was posted in a Facebook group for funny signs and such... which is notoriously bad about deleting half the stuff people post there, so I downloaded it.

#pizza hut #silly #poor pizza hut... The Child That Will Outpizza The Hut isn't even born yet and already they shut down so many locations #like... the two best Pizza Huts within ~50 miles of me? closed #so is a third one that wasn't quite as good as those two #the only one that's still open? the kinda mediocre one that doesn't even have the “red roofed hut” building design! bleh

[writing-prompt-s]

You've done it. You've created the perfect pizza. That was the day you learned that "No one outpizzas the hut" wasn't a slogan… it was a warning.

#writers #writers on tumblr #writing prompts #writeblr #writing inspiration

[heedmywarnings]

God!Reader who can't take anything serious..

Based on me, there's a lot of cursing since I cannot control myself and mentions of death and blood and possibly ooc

It was already past twelve, but you didn't care, but you'll have to when school starts again.

Scrolling ever so carelessly through fics upon fics. Your phone displayed thousands of words at once, words you can read in a matter of seconds. "How cool would it be if I was in one of those isekai'd fanfics?" You thought, giggling at the thought of Truck-kun running into your bedroom wall and hitting you.

But that was hours ago, you fell asleep with your phone still on and woke up in a patch of grass, your first thought was: what the fuck.

Thankfully, you woke up near Windrise, you approached the Statue of Seven, maybe you were like the Traveller and able to summon the elements throught the statues.

It didn't work.

Just as soon your disappointment faded you heard a yell from behind you, "HALT IMPOSTOR!" You turned to see Amber with two other knights, angry expressions on their face, "what."

"You are under arrest for stealing our God's face!" She yelled again, taking a few cautios steps toward you, "You mean Ve- Barbatos?" You asked, confused because why the fuck are you being interrogated all of a sudden?

"Don't play dumb! You are coming with me" Amber said about take your arm and drag you away if you didn't dodge. "Ayo, isn't that kidnapping?" You said taking the situation you're in rather lightly, you only panicked when she took out her bow, "lmao what're you gonna do with that? Shoot me?" You asked, giggling and preventing yourself from laughing even harder.

Then she charged a pyro arrow at you, thankfully you dodged, barely. The Knights took out their weapon, preparing to take for combat

This was the signal, signal to run the fuck away🏃‍♂️🏃‍♀️

You managed to run all the way to Stone Gate, you were losing Amber and the knights but she had shot your ankle, so you continued to limp all the way to Liyue.

Meanwhile, Amber groaned, "It'll be fine, they wouldn't be able to get far with that bruise, the millelith could deal with them" she said before turning back to report to Jean, the other two knights followed.

"Fuck that hurts...." you exhaled in pain, but you managed to lose Amber and now you're in Liyue, "Is she that mad that I didn't build her, or am I-" it finally clicked in, you somehow got isekai'd in Genshin Impact, and in impostor sagau too! So like... were you a God?

You observed your ankle, and the blood was gold, wow for once you finally feel special/j that's nice and all but you're still being hunted down, and YOUR ANKLE STILL HURTS.

"Should I like, pull it out? Ehh what if I no, no but maybe it'll relieve the pain? NO! No.." you were having an eternal debate with yourself, when you noticed another person, "Oh hi" you say, the person pulls out their polearm, "Oh" you stood getting ready to dash the fuck away, but it's Xiao. You can't outrun the Xiao, like you cannot outpizza the hut. But then he noticed the golden blood on the ground which made him instantly come to you to observe your ankle, "uhhh, ankle kink much?"

"Your grace!" He exclaims, so yay you actually were a God ig.

Part two coming soon because I said so

#sagau impostor #self aware genshin #imposter sagau #sagau #genshin impact #sagau impostor au #sagau cult au

[block-swing-perry]

got corned in the elevator by one of the colleges german professors so she could read my shirt and hearing the phrase "outpizza the hut?what does this mean?" in a heavily german accent was such a pleasure.

the entire elevator was trying to help her understand that if i out performed the pizza hut the cia would then be on my every move to eliminate me.

however.

this was an elevator ride so i had to leave so i will never know if she got what it meant to outpizza the hut

[literalfuckingfreak]

does my boss know how embarrassing it is to make me wear a shirt that says no one outpizzas the hut while many people, pretty much everyone actually, do in fact outpizza the hut. the burnt grilled cheese with a single slice of pepperoni i had for lunch somehow managed to outpizza the hut.

[meowgalor]

Nolan: I'm gonna outpizza the hut mark

Mark: No dad no one can outpizza the hut

Nolan, 5 minutes later: [absolutely mutilated] HELP ME MARK

#invincible

[mr-bananamilkshake]

You're telling me Pizza Hut has existed for almost 65 years and nobody? Not one person? Not a single grimey soul has found a way to outpizza those bastards? I'm just saying. We figured out N U C L E A R F U S I O N before we figured out how to outpizza The Hut? This is outrageous.

#nuclear fusion #we cannot advance as a species until we crack the pizza hut code #how do they do it #pizza hut #??? #?????

[imeverywoman420]

”no one outpizzas the hut” stupid ass slogan

[decentgarbage]

NO ONE OUTPIZZAS THE HUT

H uh?

what the- child

#asks #funny asks #m0ssy-mushr00m #🍄: my bestie AND child

[lizardsfromspace]

Conservatives are so obsessed with corporations and so addled by propaganda that they can rattle off a half dozen companies as "cautionary tales" of "going woke, going broke" but like

It's all big companies. "You know what happened to Nike and Disney" No! No I don't! Nothing happened to them! What are you even talking about. They sincerely think a few dozen people buying shoes to burn them actually put the kibosh on Nike as a company. Like right now they're raging that things are OVER for Pizza Hut and like, it's fuckin Pizza Hut? Dream all you wish, no one's going to outpizza the Hut anytime soon

It's much easier to find examples of companies that torpedoed themselves or made themselves pariahs or got dropped from stores by pivoting to appeal to the right but they're out here thinking all the companies they see selling on the Fox News are doing great and [insert extremely large and evil company] is TREMBLING at their MIGHT and the liberals HATE IT

#uspol

[dearest-starboy]

no one outpizzas the hut

#asks #mutuals

[pizza-hut-unofficial]

what is your opinion on one of your competitors, Mozzarella Styx Pizzeria?

Nobody outpizzas the Hut.

[bowlerhatwearer]

Which of your OCs can outpizza the hut?

Greetings Rey :-.)

Hmmm, I am sure with some effort, Nikolai is able to outpizza the hut....Blaise would have some difficulty, because they don't really go there, except for maybe one or two times a year.

Kathrina is able to outpizza the hut with ease, while Leond also can do it, but he needs Jack to accompany him to get a confidence boost.

Vasily meanwhile asks Peng (@northerngrail) to "outpizza the hut...whatever this means", he does not really understand modern memes for now.

Yours sincerely

Bowler

#pan-fried-autism #Jack Harris #Blaise Owens #Owens Family #Leonid Akdow #Nikolai Akdow #Kathrina Akdow #Vasily Akdow