Whenever I have a bad day I just think about Andrew Minyard and Neil Josten trying to watch a tv show while both cats stand in front of the tv like they’re stupid for even wanting to pay attention to something else
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Genuine conversations my cousin has started while I read TFC to her thus far (she is enemies with books but very much interested)
- Neil Josten belongs in a mental hospital
- Andrew is strange and gay
- Kevin Day is Babygirl
- THE YAKUZA?? [NAME WITHHELD], THE YAKUZA?? (Yes, girl,, the Yakuza, do not worry about it)
- What does Neil Josten put on his burger?
- Matt Boyd fan club
For the record we are 4 and a half chapters in. Matt Boyd just made his first appearance and Neil is about to buy his safe.
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I bleached my hair and now my son and my cousins are calling me Keiji Shinogi
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Sometimes it hits me that Neil started putting Andrew over exy during The Raven King. He knew it was possible that the foxes would get disqualified if Andrew went to Easthaven, but he encouraged Betsy anyway because he knew it was what Andrew needed. Neil Josten, who had been fighting for the past few months only to play exy immediately, was willing to give it all up so that Andrew could get sober. Because he already cared, and he knew Andrew wouldn’t care, Andrew wouldn’t be grateful, Andrew wouldn’t be sorry. But he didn’t care. It was what Andrew needed. And he was ready to sacrifice it all for that.
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I’m obsessed with harassing people in their ask boxes this is what I will be doing from now on
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