#observationsfromanairport

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Top Level Selfish

This guy pushes his way forward without waiting his turn to get off the airplane and when I step into the jet bridge I see him standing in line waiting for his planeside checked bag.

Good thing he hurried and acted like he failed kindergarten.

#airplane #airport #travel #traveler #observationsfromanairport #jerk #selfish

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Airport Food Olympics

Cinnabon is the official winner of the Airport Fast Food Olympics. They have won gold for taste, general airport aroma, and most weight gained by a single mid-transit snack.

#airplane #airport #travel #traveler #observationsfromanairport #food #fast food #cinnabon #delicious #snack food

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Hey Girl!

What age is too old to be saying "Hey Girl!" and what age is too old to be hearing it? Asking for a friend.

Actually I'm asking for the 50+ year old Delta flight attendant who said it so many times in the last 5 minutes I'm thinking her body may be inhabited by the spirit of a 19 year old college student.

#delta airlines #airline #airplane #airport #observationsfromanairport #traveler #travel

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BRO!

Is there anything better than sitting beside a 75+ businessman who drops "Bro" every 6th word while he tries to close a deal for 15 million?

Nothing says trust me with 15 million like "Bro....believe me bro!"

#airport #airplane #travel #traveler #observationsfromanairport #Bro #businessman #delta #delta airlines #closing

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Lost & Found

If you fill out a bag tag and attach it to the backpack you're walking around wearing....you look like a kid with an "if lost return to..." tag.

Which is fine if you're a kid, but if you're 60+ it's a damn strange look.

#observationsfromanairport #traveler #travel #airplane #airport #lost and found #stray kids #seniors

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I Have The Power

Guys behind me.

Guy 1: Do you wanna close that window.

Guy 2: Not really.

Guy 1: Its really blinding me. Just close it.

Guy 2: I'm the window guy. I have all the power....and I say NO.

Guy 1: I switched seats with you!

Guy 2: And thus lost all the power!

#airplane #airport #travel #traveler #observationsfromanairport #friends #arguments

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#airplane #airport #travel #traveler #observationsfromanairport #mandy #flight attendant

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What The ?!

There are seven terminals you can use when flying in and out of Atlanta: A, B, C, D, E, F & T.

I have so many questions.

#airplane #airport #travel #traveler #observationsfromanairport #Atlanta #alphabetical

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All of this.

#observationsfromanairport #traveler #travel #airport #airplane #comedy #crist

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No Regrets

Roll aboard bags mean getting out faster once you land, but there is a freedom in checking you bag and not having to worry about overhead space.

For one thing you can compete to be the last person to board without regrets.

#observationsfromanairport #travel #traveler #airport #airplane #baggage

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International Currency Exchange

Their logo says "ICE".

I'm not sure they're getting the brand exposure they might want these days.

#observationsfromanairport #traveler #travel #airplane #airport #bad press

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Serious question #1

Are there more velour jump suits per capita in the entire state of Fkirida or in McCarran Airport at any one moment of time?

#traveler #travel #observationsfromanairport #airport #airplane #questions #fashion

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Step On A Crack...

If you've never seen somebody walk the entire length of the concourse while making great effort not to step on any cracks on the tiled floor....you're missing out.

Somebody loves their mama!

#observationsfromanairport #airport #airplane #travel #traveler #moms #games

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Look the other way...

Have you ever seen somebody you know at an airport and pretended that you didn't?

Me neither.

#observationsfromanairport #traveler #travel #airport #airplane #anti social #notme

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The Alphabet

When traveling through Atlanta you may be using terminals A, B, C, D, E, F or T.

Let that sink in for a minute.

#airplane #airport #travel #traveler #observationsfromanairport #alphabet #confused

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Clever And Confident!

Flight Attendant: Mr. Brettell?

Me: Yes?

Flight Attendant: Would you like to move up to 1st Class?

Me: Has anyone ever said "no"?

Flight Attendant: Not to me.

Me: ....

Flight Attendant: ....

Me: Well played.

#airplane #airport #travel #traveler #observationsfromanairport #flight attendant #clever #confident