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yanteetle · 1 year

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So I made a yandere turtle oc using this picrew https://picrew.me/en/image_maker/1933451

Made by @lucifernos (I think-?)

Meet: Idk help me choose name- T_T

Turtle specie: Leatherback sea turtle

A soft yandere. Is not the type to punish if you escape, maximum will make you listen to Dora the explorer theme over and over again, while slowly with each time once you get used to the melody change one note again and again. But it's a rare occurrence.

Despite being sort-tempered never would physically hurt you. If angry will just lock you in a room with your favorite items and leave you for a day. Food and water are with you btw, wouldn't want you to die.

Is willing to let you out, using cloacking brooch. Is not against you having friends. As long as you don't forget to pay attention and give affection to the said turtle. Is okay with sharing a darling.

Is a clingy mf, tho sometimes prefer not touching at all.

It's a 50/50, whether you'll have to physically hold each other or not even tapping each other

Let's you do anything as long as you show love and affection. If not? A bit grumpy and takes some of the previous privileges from you (friends or one of your favorite items)

Babies you. Likes psychology, so will try to communicate their way into your heart.

Has ADHD and ofc sensory issues. Just like me fr-

Would probably roll eyes at you running away. Unless angry-

"Oh, you tried running away again? *huffs* Why are keep doing it..? You can go outside in the morning, right now is not the place to wander around trying to get away from me. You can get hurt y'know?"

Also has teeth because used to be human. He's a HUMANOID turtle after all, so he have some advantages that normal turtle don't. Like sharp teeth- yeah the spikes are still there but front became teeth. (You can Google their spikes in the mouth, since they don't have teeth)

(Useless fact, I have sharp teeth btw-)

Also has something similar to fingers? Since this turtles don't have fingers I decided to add something similar T_T

Google said:

"While Leatherback Sea Turtles are not aggressive, if they feel threatened, they can and will bite a human with their powerful beak mouth, often leading to severe bruises or potentially breaking bones."

That's what will happen to those who try to hurt you/steal you away lol. WITH THOSE TEETH AND SPIKES COMBINED IT'S DEF GRUESOME SCENE—

Being a humanoid turtle, can survive on the land. Sadly human nor the turtle itself can breathe underwater so no underwater op thingy :>

I am making this as a joke 'cuz I am in pain rn-

Also:

They can dive deeper, travel farther and tolerate colder waters than other sea turtle species. They eat soft-bodied animals such as jellyfish. Their throat cavity and scissor-like jaws are lined with stiff spines that help them swallow this soft, slippery prey.

they are particularly sensitive to ambient temperature and seek to occupy warmer waters, typically in the tropical and temperate zones and ideally over 20ºC

I also Google how big this turtles are and uh-

six feet

The leatherback is the largest living sea turtle.

Weighing in at between 550 and 2,000 pounds with lengths of up to six feet, the leatherback is a big turtle!

I made shell spiky for no reason at all lol- let's pretend it's cracked

Also a small drawing

My hands got better now, they stopped bleeding as much (only a little) so I'M BACK YAY

I can write and draw again >:D

How r u? How's your day ^^?

I'm glad your hand is getting better!! And thank you sm for sharing them with me! He's so pretty and I love him already!! AND THE SHADE OF BLUE IN CONTRAST TO THE BLACK MASK?? CHEFS KISS <33

I'm terrible at names but he kind of gives me Erza vibes I think? I also think the name Juno for him sounds kind of nice, but I think it's best if you named him! Oh and I'm utterly in love with his plastron stickers ITS SO NICE!! And the fact that Lucifernos made it?? AMAZING. Honestly sometimes I think they're lowkey an unsung hero in the rottmnt yandere community because they keep feeding us the ai bots AND the picrew stuff and I appreciate them so much fr AAA- On a side note, your drawing for him is amazing and I love it!! He'd totally be my type of yandere, and It's safe to say I have a vERY soft spot for him now <33 :DD

#teets blockables #random asks <3 #HES KINDA....#AAAAAAAAAAA #HES PREALLY PRETTY #I CARE HIM NOW #he could kidnap me fr

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etherealyoungk · 2 years

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hey 🥰 could i please request [anything] about shy/jealous jihoon? like op starts getting close to another member and jihoon feels kinda weird (yeah hes jealous :p) and cant stop thinking abt that. later on he tries to show to op what he feels (subtle touching hands, sitting closer on the couch, asking for opinion about his new song, idk, just wanna see he shyly expressing his feelings🥺) then he just cant stand it anymore and kisses op. pls lots of shy jihoon and red cheeks cause im feeling sad lately

hi anon! no but jealous jihoon would be so cute fr. also i hope you're feeling better today, don't be sad, i hope this cheers you up a bit, take care <3

let's say you were with a few of the members in the studio and since jihoon was busy, you occupied yourself with talking to seungkwan about a movie which he happened to watch and you were glad because you had ALOT of thoughts about it, so you and seungkwan were in your own world ranting about this movie. when jihoon decided to take a small break from work, he turned around, only to see you laughing and giggling so much while talking to seungkwan and something just clicks in him. he's watching you closely now and when you lean in to whisper something in seungkwan's ear, he grips the handle of his chair, his eyes sending silent death threats to seungkwan. the last straw is when seungkwan hugs you goodbye and he is seeing red. he knows it's stupid in a way but he just can't help but get a little jealous of the other members when they get a little too close to you because he likes you.

it's been a few days and jihoon just can't stop thinking about you or that incident. so when you pop your head into his studio, giving him a wave, he's caught off guard but also so happy to see you. it's just you and jihoon in the studio. he comes to sit next to you on the couch and he purposely sits closer to you, causing your legs to brush against each other. you reach for the water bottle, but he reaches for it at the same time so basically he just grabbed your hand and he goes red, quickly pulling away, mumbling a soft apology as he tells you to take a drink first. he watches as you take a sip of water, when he slowly leans in, causing you to almost choke on your water.

"there's an eyelash on your face", he says and gently brings his hand forward to remove it, all the while being so close to you and he's just trying so hard to NOT look at your lips jsjsj and he's just hoping his face isn't red.

"can you maybe...listen to the new song i'm working on? i'd love to know your thoughts", he asks you shyly, rubbing the back of his neck out of nervousness. "sure!", you reply and he's trying not to smile too wide.

he lets you sit on the chair and he stands over you, both his hands on either side of the chair, while he peers from the side as he searches for the file and plays the song for you. little does he know you're malfunctioning because of his actions hshshs. you listen to the song, and he's looking at you like an idiot with a big grin on his face as he watches you slowly bop your head to the song, while you're unaware of his gaze on you.

"this is really good jihoon!", you praise him, earning a shy smile from him.

"really?"

"yeah, if this is the demo then the song is gonna be amazing i know it, you're so good!", you say, your words adding more blush to his cheeks.

"i-", you start but don't finish because jihoon is kissing you, cupping your cheeks and he pulls away, looking shocked and he just doesn't know how to explain himself.

"listen..i...i like you y/n....", he says, still cupping your cheeks, looking at you intently, waiting for you to say something.

"jihoon...i..like you too", you admit and he's smiling so wide his cheeks hurt and kisses you again.

bonus: a seungkwan walks in the studio right at that moment and sees y'all kissing like

"hey jihoon did you-", he's stopped mid-sentence, looking between you both in shock, covering his mouth and he backs out telling y'all to continue what you were doing and closes the door, telling everyone not to disturb this room jsjsjsj. is forever traumatized.

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antiloreolympus · 3 years

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10 Anti LO Asks

1. ok im sorry you cannot post that thanatos and daphne panel and not tell me that isnt just hxp with hades painted a different color. thats like insulting bad in how lazy the art as become. also thats not how a kiss works, where did his mouth go?

2. i dont care if an artist draws their characters nude and w/ greek gods its kinda expected but its a purposely put in design feature and characterization and plot point in LO that persephone is barely legal with her age always being emphasized, is constantly sexualized without her knowledge esp by hades, and looks so young w/ several times of her just being naked while possible being a minor. like no wonder people get creeped out by LO even at first glance, that IS weird no matter how you cut it.

3. webtoon creators making nsfw work of their comics is not an issue lmao the problem in rachel's case is most of it is overwhelming about persephone being submissive and confused and even having hades call her a "little girl" and having it as the logo??? like if its behind a paywall thats one thing, but just cutting off the lower part and having it in print where kids can see it and disguising the context is disgusting. its not right, but i can see why some have some concerns about RS's character.

4. i know if it happens it wont be for awhile but god, the webtoons batman comic they put up is already up LO's butt and steadily climbing. If it actually pushes LO off it's top spot i'll be so happy. Not the hero we deserve but the hero we need. (PS its a good comic too, go read it even if you're not a DC fan!)

5. the LO porn rachel made wasnt even good lmao like a lot of was just uncomfortable to look at bc only hades seemed to be enjoying it and the other half just seemed traced from actual tumblr porn gifs so it just looked even weirder with her cartoon faces, like it was just weird? anyway congrats to rachel to somehow making even 4chan think she's gross. they literally invented bronies and even think that is weird.

6. I went to check out the reviews for the LO book preorder and they're all so funny to me because it's just so fake????? Tell me who the hell would call this story a delicacy. I'm not joking. One of the reviews literally calls it that.

I hate it. Anyway. Punderworld volume 1 is available to buy so buy that instead of LO y'all

7. fr the more i learn about the most popular creators on webtoons (not just rachel but ppl like the ladies behind lets play and age matters and basically all of the romance genre) the more im convinced being a straight white lady rots your brain. yall stay safe out there because none of you will be seeing the gates of heaven ✋🏾😷

-----FP Spoilers-----

8. Making Themis pregnant made lo and mythology timline dont much up, bc themis was one of zeus's first wife(i think second) but bc their kids were looking undesireble he break up with her, but didnt mistreat her like metis, but he gave her this job as a law goddes, and later marry hera. So if she is pregnant and she have only kids with zeus this would mean that he and hera would be couple for not too long, but their kids are older and in flashbacks it was shown that hera was his first choice.

9. The reason actually Law gods/goddesses are gone is cause reasonable people with any kind of morals will be against Persephone. Even if they're getting paid by the richest guy in the world to defend her. Only those who have not only drank the HXP Kool aid, but have downed an entire bowl of it through a funnel like a sorority girl at a frat party will be allowed to defend her. As is right of course. No contrary opinions about HXP are allowed in LO, lest you be labeled a villain by our Gaslight Gatekeep Girlboss Queen and her Mansplain Manipulate Manwhore King. All Hail HXP. #Asspollo

10. um im sorry, even ignoring how dumb of an excuse "maternity leave" is bc shes a goddess why would they need time off, but like??? you really mean to tell me it wouldnt be badass to show a working mom bring her baby to work to defeat zeus at this own game??? like wouldnt that be actually feminist and show the power of women?? rachel sucks so bad at being "progressive".

From OP, not anon: Themis is currently pregnant.

#anti lo #anti lore olympus #lore olympus critical #lo critical

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heresathreebee · 2 years

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Ruby Moon Sunflower Seeds (six)

[Colonel Rick Flag X Kaia Castle (Halfblack!OC)]

Summary: Three year prior, Rick, Kaia and co. Walk into the belly of the beast and Dona Claremont is a suspicious yet charming host. Previous Masterlist Next

Tags: 16+ | 1.4k words | swearing, dual POV (Rick and second person Kaia), fake family undercover trope, government conspiracy, Jurassic Park references, exotic food, Dick is a giant manchild

AN: unedited. Gonna finish the "How I Met Your Mother" segment of this story in 3 chapters or less, mark my words!

The trek from the bunker to the final location was safer since you weren’t shoot-on-sight targets and yet it was also the most danger you had been in during the entire mission.

Unarmed in the belly of the beast.

You knew there was no cavalry.

Your backup was just a handful of notorious convicts wandering the jungle. And from what gossip you could soak up from the ride in, this was basically a black ops mission– no funerals and no records, just a couple of dead bodies and a government non-disclosure contract for the ones who put you out here.

You didn't think you looked visibly upset but you do remember feeling a warm hand on the small of your back that both relaxed your shoulders and sent a spark of electricity through your spine. Rick leaned into the caring husband role with respect. This is why you believe he promptly dropped the touch when he felt you twitch beneath it.

Without a word, you wrapped your arm around his waist and sank into his side. It was all fake of course but at least you could enjoy it while you had the chance.

"Your investors, Mr. Claremont," Leung announced.

You and Rick– even Dick and Hart– shared the same look. Mister?

Dona Claremont, as it turns out, is a third generation male French immigrant. Which is to say he is an American, with all the southern peach bastardization of french attributes that title comes with. He wore a butter yellow suit and a pink blossom on his lapel. He kissed the back of your hand and called you mon cherie with a wink before whisking you all away to talk about his project.

The project your fake family was 'investing' in.

"I don't often like to mix business with pleasure but perhaps we can discuss the budget during dinner, eh," Dona said with a flourish.

"Actually," you took a leaping prance forward to walk beside your host, "my husband and I have discussed this at length on the way here and we would like a tour of your existing attributes before we consider our contributions to your so-called budget."

Dona stopped dead in his tracks. The group literally went from moving at the speed of sound to keep up with him to almost slamming into his back. Hart did slam into him– his little head bounced off of the man's derriere and Dona did not so much as flinch as he stared directly at you.

You did not back down. After a moment, Dona gave you a sticky sweet smile. "You little miss, you… are absolutely right."

Dona slipped an arm around you (a politely placed hand on your waist) and continued to walk this time at a more manageable pace.

"Where on earth are my manners– of course you'd like to see the attributes first. You know dear I have been rather excited to show off my extraordinary collection of playthings with someone else. Have you any interest in history, dear? Animals, surely?"

You let him guide you to a massive dining hall with an honest to god chandelier in it. Dick bumped your arm in his excitement– he wasn't a thief from what you were allowed to know of his rap sheet but expensive shit definitely seemed to excite him.

"Tone it down a notch," you hiss as you grab his ear, "you're supposed to be a rich kid."

He mouthed a very mature 'fuck you' and flipped you the bird. You did it right back and looked around, instantly embarrassed. To your great misfortune, Rick and Dona were looking at you.

Rick saved the goddamn day with a dismissive, "it's a sibling thing, I think."

Dona laughed. "I wouldn't know, I'm an only child."

"Me too." Rick frees his hand from his pockets. "Let's eat, shall we?"

Dinner was a four course meal and everything on the menu cost more than you have afforded in two month worth of rent. Some of it was definitely illegal like shark fin soup and foie gras which you stayed away from. However the fugu was no match for your curiosity– you did feel a tingling sensation but you thankfully did not become paralyzed by the puffer fishes' poison.

Hart, the little shit, flicked a spoonful of meat across the table when Dona wasn't looking. It flew past your ear and you gave a death glare so chilling it wiped the smile right off of his little face.

"So tell me, Rick, what do you know about prehistoric animals," Dona queried.

Rick glanced at you for help but you were busy loading your plate with haggis. "Uhh, well, nothing outside of what I seen in them Jurassic Park movies to be honest."

"What's with the pouting? You're an adult," you scold Dick.

He looks up at you from his plate, mouth full of something black and shiny. "Wah us viz?"

You take the can from him and look. "It looks like caviar."

"Beluga caviar," Dona interjects.

"Wahz at?"

"If I tell you, will you promise not to spit it out?"

Hart yelled, "it's fish eggs!"

Dick opened his mouth and let the humongous spoonful of black fall onto his plate right over his mashed potatoes. You rolled your eyes and muttered 'you're such a damn child,' before pouring a small cup of vibrant green liquid and passing it to him.

"Wash it down."

"Have you ever had absinthe before, my boy," Dona chuckled.

You were pouring yourself a glass when Rick said, "hey baby, I don't think that's a good idea…"

You and Dick both paused for a moment, considering. Dick gulped his down so fast he choked and you looked Rick unapologetically in the eye as you brought the rim of the glass to your lips. He narrowed his eyes in warning but you took it as a challenge and gave it a swig.

It was sweeter than expected but it burned, burned, burned all the way down your throat and into your stomach. Your whole throat was numb and you scrunched your face so hard it made Hart laugh.

Rick rolled his eyes and Dona laughed. It was a charming laugh, the laugh of a southern gentleman rather than the mad capitalist you had been led to believe he was.

There was still time to correct that view though.

"You there," Dona pointed a bejeweled finger at Hart, "boy, what was your name? I see you're wearing a tyrannosaur on your shirt."

Hart looked panicked for a second, uncomfortable with being addressed as no one expected him to need to lie. "My mom made me wear this."

He was technically throwing you under the bus but you snatched the opportunity to take control of the conversation. "As a matter of fact I did. I just love dinosaurs, don't you, Dona?"

Dona got this sparkle in his eye. "Girl, I could kiss you."

Rick blinked and interjected, "is this related to your project, Claremont?"

"As a matter of fact it is the bread and butter of my project, young Rick," Dona replied, "you had mentioned Jurassic Park previously? Well I intend to do just the same, however instead of a theme park jostled together by some phillistine, my park will have accuracy. It will have variety! And more important than anything, it will take its place as the superior educational and fun invention this world will ever see!"

"Are you talking about," you lean in conspiratorially, "feathers?"

Dona did a mean lean across the table too to match you. "I am indeed. Feathers, classifications, names, merchandise, holograms, sights and sounds the likes of which people will talk about for centuries."

"Do you plan to make an actual Jurassic era exhibit? Clarify that t-rexes and stegosaurus never lived in the same era?"

"Demonstrably, my dear."

"Doesn't sound safe." You and Dona both snapped your heads to find Rick looking a little unsure of himself.

"Babe who gives a shit about 'safe?' Fucking dinosaurs!!"

Rick raised his eyebrows in defeat and mumbled into his cup of absinthe, "yeah that's what they said in the movie too…"

You turned back to Dona– "Do you have one yet? Is that what you need funding for?"

Dona Claremont smiled like the cat that got the cream. "My dear, I already have enough creations to complete the first exhibit."

@romanticgumchewer-reactivated @blooo0ooop @sgnjimmy

SURPRISE my alternate title for this story is "Devil Dinosaur" so make of that what you will

#three bees writing #colonel rick flag #rick flag x oc #rick flag x you #black oc #oc: kaia castle #fic: ruby moon sunflower seeds #black reader insert

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purrincess-chat · 3 years

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Cat’s Not-All-Encompassing Character Ranking

Okay, so I have to admit that I omitted a lot of characters I don't have strong opinions on. Most of them were one-off akumas, so don't get your panties in a twist, your faves are probably still on here (and ranked lower than you think).

As a preface again, these are just my personal opinions. They can't hurt you. You can still like characters more or less than me. And I don't care how you feel about them. This list is for me. And the person that asked for it. So shut up. Go make your own rank list if you’re so butthurt.

We're going in reverse order this time, starting from the bottom:

84. Gabriel Agreste- I mean, is anyone surprised? I am not private about how I think Gabriel should go to jail. Or fall off a cliff. Or be erased from existence. Rip to those that like him, but I’m different.

83. Thomas Astruc- Honestly, he’s down here on principle. Self-inserts are generally a no-no, and I just laugh every time I see him on screen because he really put himself in this show and said boohoo no one appreciates me XD

82. Bob Roth- I feel like this one should also be obvious. He’s just a dick. Terrible human. I give him 0 stars.

81. Tomoe Tsurugi- We all collectively hate her, right? It’s not just me?

80. Su Han- This mans has small peepee energy. And he bad mouthed Fu, so get FUCKED, my dude.

79. Rolland Dupain- Listen, I get it, he liked Marinette in the end, but I could do without the racism.

78. Nathalie Sancoeur- My opinion of Nathalie took a nosedive after the s2 finale. I just do not care that she is in love with her boss. Don’t care that she’s dying. Just do not have it in me.

77. XY- Justin Bieber ass wannabe.

76. Nora Cesiare- I didn’t care for Nora. I know Thomas loves her, but the overbearing sibling trope is tired.

75. Anarka Couffaine- I underestimated how much I don’t really like her. Like, it’s not full-on hate, but I just do not care for her.

74. Otis Cesaire- Got akumatized because a kid said he could outrun a panther. I’m still not over it, Otis.

73. Andre Bourgeois- No love for the crooked mayor. I hope your wife divorces you.

72. Alec Cataldi- The real villain of Stormy Weather. Like fr why is he such an asshole?

71. Roger Raincomprix- Is Officer Roger just doing his best? Sometimes. But like sometimes this mans just needs to take a chill pill.

70. M. D'Argencourt- Please get out of the 1600s

69. Ella/Etta- These two are basically the same character, and I am indifferent to both of them.

68. KnightOwl/Barbara- Listen, I would have liked you more if you were less controlling.

67. Majestia- Same as above, but like I guess I like you more

66. Theo- *Mean Girls principal voice* Stay away from underaged girls!

65. Andre the ice cream man- I just want a scoop of chocolate, Andre. Is that too much to ask??

64. Amelie Graham de Vanily- We haven’t seen much of her, but she seems like a snake bitch.

63. M. Kubdel- I mean, if my son wanted to resurrect an ancient mummy and believed in aliens, I’d give the family heirloom to my daughter too.

62. Jalil Kubdel- Lolol, buddy, pal, dude, my guy. Chill.

61. Vincent (Adrien's photographer)- Head empty. Mom’s spaghetti. Idk he’s alright.

60. Manon- I don’t hate Manon. She just gets on my nerves every time she talks.

59. M. Ramier- This mans got akumatized a billion times because he gets emotional about pigeons. I mean, honestly mood.

58. Mme. Mendeleiev- She doesn’t put up with Chloe’s shit, and we respect her for this.

57. Baby August- Someone just give this mans some food. He’s a growing boy.

56. Santa Claus- If I were Santa, I too would list Ladybug as the best kid in the world.

55. Art Teacher- He doesn’t even have a name, but I vibe with him. He seems like he likes to paint scenes of nature with his pet squirrels.

54. Prince Ali- Lil mans just wanted to have a good time. I can respect that.

53. Duusu- Duusu, I get that your Miraculous was broken, but get with the program, girl. You is a hostage.

52. Other Kwamis- Idk, all the ones we haven’t seen as much. I don’t have real opinions on them yet. Just neutral.

51. Sass- He gives me dad vibes.

50. M. Damocles- You go, you funky owl man

49. Jean (Chloe's Butler)- He deserves a raise. What is your name, sir? We may never know.

48. Mireille Caquet- She’s pretty cute. No complaints.

47. Aurore Beaureal- Baby’s first akuma. I love her design. She’s a cutie.

46. Claudie Kante (Max’s mom)- This womans just wanted to go to space and live her dream. We stan a hardworking queen.

45. Hot Dog Dan- I like him more than Andre the ice cream fraud. Sure, my hotdog might turn me purple, but if I ask for chili on it, I bet he’d oblige.

44. Nadja Chamack- I mean, she’s doing her best.

43. Audrey Bourgeois- So, as I said in the episode ranking, I have a love-hate relationship with Audrey. She’s the worst, but that’s why I love her. I love her ironically. Like, yeah she’s atrocious, but I just want to watch her burn the world.

42. Luka Couffaine- Directly in the middle, like he’s always been.

41. Nathaniel Kurtzberg- My opinion of Nath improved after Reverser surprisingly. I ship it.

40. Chris Lahiffe- I like Chris better than Ella/Etta. He’s just a little mans out here living life wanting to grow up. Don’t believe it, Chris. Stay little forever. Being an adult suuuuucks.

39. Fang the Crocodile- The goodest boy.

38. Nooroo- I just want to give him a hug.

37. Mlle. Bustier- She’s doing her best, but I mean, when ya whole class keeps getting turned into supervillains, I’m surprised she’s not an alcoholic.

36. Penny Rolling- I just like her. I think she’s neat.

35. Ondine- Mermaid queen! She’s so sweet, and I love her with Kim. I hope we see more of her in the future.

34. Marc Anciel- Marc is a little cutie bean. Idc if he’s based off one of Thomas’s irl friends. He can stay.

33. Wayzz- He loves Master Fu so much I cry.

32. Felix Graham de Vanily- I know everyone hates canon Felix, but tbh he exudes massive chaotic neutral gremlin energy, and I actually kinda vibe with that. And he pisses with his uncle which is a whole ass mood.

31. Tikki- Tikki is very cute, but bby please work on the preaching. You don’t always know what’s right, babe.

30. Sabrina Raincomprix- Sabrina deserves better. I hope we see good things happen for her.

29. Lila Rossi- Surprised? I actually like Lila. The first fic I ever wrote for this fandom was a Lila redemption. I think she is a good antagonist and foil to Marinette. I absolutely want to see her get dunked on in canon, but that doesn’t mean I hate her.

28. Wayhem- I don’t know why, but Wayhem makes me laugh. I love him XD

27. Uncle Cheng- He’s just a good mans with a birb who wants to make you tasty food. What’s not to like?

26. Trixx- Trixx shot up after GoS. Chaotic bean make Eiffel Tower go bendy

25. Jess- She’s pretty cool. She’s a vibe.

24. Aeon- The cutest bean!!! She saw Adrien and Marinette and said yep. Those two are meant to be together. Jess, we gotta make it happen.

23. Ivan Bruel- Ivan is such a gentle bean. We love him.

22. Mylene Haprele- Smol

21. Fei Wu- I still have not watched the Shanghai special with subs, but I liked her.

20. Gina Dupain- The grandma I aspire to be.

19. Marianne Lenoir- I love her. She is good. She and Fu are so cute. And she seems like she would have kicked le ass back in the day. (and even now)

18. Rose Lavillant- I am so excited for Pigella!! Rose is too cute. We love her.

17. Gorilla- aka Adrien’s real dad. If the series doesn’t end with Gabriel getting yeeted into the stratosphere and Gorilla adopting Adrien, I don’t want it.

16. Clara Nightingale- She’s in love with Marinette. You can’t change my mind. 16 is also how old I hc her to be, so don’t nobody come for me.

15. Tom Dupain- Most. Supportive. Dad. Soft bean. Just wants to make you fresh bread.

14. Sabine Cheng- Good mom vibes. We love to see her.

13. Juleka Couffaine- Shy goth bean. Just wants to have her picture taken. Definitely a lesbian. We stan.

12. Nino Lahiffe- The goodest boy. He’s just out here doing his best, loving his friends.

11. Chloe Bourgeois- Chloe is another one I have a love-hate relationship with. Her brattiness is funny to me. We had high hopes for her. Honestly, she ranks this high because I like to play with her in fic.

10. Max Kante- He smol and smort. And I adore his friendship with Kim and the fact that he made an AI himself at 14. What a legend.

9. Alya Cesaire- Rip to Alya salters, but I’m different. Outside of Chameleon, Alya is fine. She’s a supportive bff. All yall people that are mad she doesn’t kiss Marinette’s ass all the time need to go out and make real friends. I said what I said.

8. Alix Kubdel- I love Alix. I love how she is always so done with all the lovey-dovey bullshit. She is tiny queen, and Bunnix, while OP af, is still super cool. We love to see her.

7. Kagami Tsurugi- I will fight anyone who shits on Kagami. She has done nothing wrong, you guys are just haters. All she did was exist, and yall said, wow what a toxic bitch?? Disgraceful.

6. Jagged Stone- We are going to ignore the deadbeat dad trope that canon thrust upon him. He is a Marinette stan, and we love that.

5. Kim Le Chien- I really love Kim, you guys. Does that surprise you? Listen, my favorite male character types are sweet beans and himbos. Kim is both of these.

4. Master Fu- If you didn’t pick up on how much I love Fu from the episodes ranking, then idk what to tell you. I want him to be my grandpa. I would trust this mans with my life. He did his best. You paint those pictures, you funky little man. I love you.

3. Plagg- My galaxy trash man. Love him. 10/10 chefs kisses all around.

2. Adrien Agreste- The biggest Marinette stan there is. I just want him to kiss her on the face. And marry her. Idk, I just think that would be neat if he could do that. I just want good things for them.

1. Marinette Dupain-Cheng- Honestly, are you surprised? I have always been and always will be a Marinette stan. If you expected anyone else to be in this spot, then clown suit rentals are off to the left.

#cat speaks #cat spoils #character ranking #okay fr tho dont ever ask me for anything ever again #take your complaints to your dashboard button and off my blog #idc if you dont like my ranks #theyre not for you #heck off

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maevemarethyu · 3 years

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Unexpected (5/?)

(Not my GIF)

(This is my shitty border though. First try and all.)

You weren’t expecting it. Neither of you were.

That didn’t mean you weren’t happy with how it ended.

Bucky Barnes x Reader Fic.

Warnings: I don’t think there are any in this one? Sad Boi Hours, Firearms?

“That went well.”

Before the last word can leave your mouth, the newly familiar feeling of being wrapped in Bucky envelopes your senses. Your arms wind themselves around his large torso and relief seeps into your veins as you hold each other. It was really over. You and Patrick, he and Claire. It was done and you should be relived.

You weren’t. You felt sick and in pain. It hurts. Its terrifying. And James…

He was shaking in your grip. Or was that you?

Claire’s vicious words rise in your mind and you instinctively grip Bucky’s shirt tightly.

“It’s not true.” His voice reverberates in your ear and you pull your head away from his chest to look into his ice-blue eyes. “What he said. I don’t believe a word of it.”

Instead of trying to find words, you barrel back into his chest, nearly knocking the both of you onto the floor. After silently standing there for a few moments, your mouth opens on its own accord.

“They’re wrong about the both of us. They’re bitter and scared.” As they should be. There was no mercy for them in New York.

A chuckle rumbles around you and you finally peel yourself away from the giant of a man. “Frank.” He says after a moment. “Frank Castle. So you’re?”

“Y/N Castle. I’m sorry for not telling you before. Frankie made me promise to not make it known for my own safety. Started going by Patrick’s last name when Frank was drafted into special ops and, after the trial, we kept it even more on the down low.”

You had to assume the Avengers were briefed on your brother. It didn’t seem apparent that a mass murdering anti-hero wouldn’t be on their radar.

“Nat’s gonna lose it. she used to have an interest in your brother if you know what I mean.”

You do. You do know what he means and the mental image of your brother and the Black Widow together sent a shiver down your spine. The world would never be ready for that.

The words please god no are cut off by the sound of your phone ringing followed closely by Bucky’s and, with a simultaneous sigh, you both pull out your respectful devices.

“Barnes.”

“Dr. Castle.”

Matt mumbles something incoherently from his end of the line before the familiar voice of Karen tells him to shut up. “Hey Y/N. Not to worry you or anything but, Frank just called and he’s fully intent of going to prison so if you could-“

“How’d it go?!” Foggy yells, drowning out Karen’s plea and you rub your forehead with your free hand. They know how much you hate when they talk over each other. It always resulted in an instant headache.

A gentle hand on your shoulder draws your eyes back to Bucky who appears to be getting his own array of questions. He keeps his voice low to prevent any eavesdropping.

“You okay?” The warmth in his eyes offset their icy color and you feel the tension slip from your body before nodding.

“Don’t like to me Doll.” With a grumble, he takes the phone from your hand and turns on the speaker, then doing the same with his phone. A cacophony of your friend’s voices echo through your home and overwhelm you. You loved them, really, but right now all you want to do is curl up on the couch with Laysa (who somehow managed to sleep through the entire ordeal) and maybe drink yourself into a stupor.

As if reading your mind Bucky clears his throat loudly and the voices fall silent.

“We appreciate you all but, I think Y/N and I agree when we say we need some time to-“

“Unwind.” You supply when he falters and he gives you a bright smile. “Things got a bit heated and we want the time to process everything before we tell you guys what happened.”

“And maybe get you some ice for your hand.” James adds under his breath and you nearly snort from trying to hold back a laugh.

“We get it. Just call us when you’re ready.” A man says from Bucky’s phone and you let out a breath.

“Thanks Stevie. We’ll talk to you soon.”

“Let’s just hope its before your brother goes on another spree. I won’t be able to keep him out of prison this time.” Matt mumbles before ending the call.

James doesn’t give the Avengers time to question, quickly hitting the end button and turning off his phone.

You both let out a collective sigh of relief at the sweet silence.

“I’m glad Matt didn’t dial in Fr-“

A loud bang on your door causes a shriek to erupt from your throat and, before you can fully process what’s going on, a metal arm grips your arm gently and moves you away from the noise. Bucky tucks you behind him and draws a pistol from the waistband of his jeans. His movements are so fluid that you’re almost at a loss for words.

Almost.

“James Buchannan Barnes you brought a gun into my home?!” You keep your voice low despite your anger and he throws an apologetic look over his shoulder. You open your mouth to berate him some more when the door is thrown open, the lock doing nothing to prevent the force behind it.

A rain of dust from the sheetrock causes you to cough uncontrollably and cover your eyes but, the sound of an angry growl forces them open again. You knew that noise.

“Frankie?!” You sputter, walking out from behind the wall that was Bucky Barnes.

Lo and behold, there he was, your brother in all of his furious glory. You’d only seen it yourself maybe once or twice and, for some twisted reason, you found it comforting.

To your relief, James drops his weapon instantly and moves out of the way as Frank storms into your home. You had to admire your brother’s one-track mind as he completely ignores the other man and focuses on you.

“Where is he?” He was seething, red in the face, and breathing heavily.

“You broke my door.” You deadpan, crossing your arms across your chest. Sure, he was set on murdering your now ex-husband but, that didn’t excuse property damage. “You have a fucking key.”

“Y/N.”

You know he means business when he uses your full name instead of the various nicknames he had given you throughout your childhood.

“Long gone. Took his shit and ran when I called yoU!” Before you can finish your sentence, he pulls you into a tight hug and fresh tears spring to your eyes at the familiarity of it. It hadn’t been long since the last time he held you like this, barely a week, but the circumstances couldn’t be more different. You couldn’t be more different.

Last week you had been happily married and wanting to start a real family. Now you were divorced and seriously needing your brother to come cheer you up.

A tiny squeak breaks you from your thoughts causing your eyes to fly open and lock on Bucky’s ocean blue orbs as he bends down to pick up a whining Laysa. He nods towards the hall with the nursery and coddles her into his chest before leaving the living room quietly. The way it became second nature for James to care for the little cub leaves you with a fuzzy feeling in your chest.

Frank placing a kiss on your temple brings your focus back to him and he eyes you curiously.

“Is there a reason the Winter Soldier is in my baby sister’s house minutes after I get a call about her scumbag husband?” He questions lightly.

You scoff at the thought. You know your brother and you know his question is anything but innocent as his eyes watch the hallway like a hawk.

“The woman Pat was…” You can’t finish the sentence, not in front of him. “James’ wife. He caught them on camera. Ran all the way here when he found out Patrick was married. We wanted to confront them together.”

You can’t be sure but, an almost appreciative look enters your brother’s dark eyes and a warm feeling floods your body. For some reason the idea of Frank and Bucky not hating each other hadn’t crossed your mind. You assumed that they would instantly butt heads as most Alpha males did when in the same room.

Your thought may sound primitive to others but, reducing people down to their most basic forms came with the territory when you spent all your time studying the animal kingdom.

What you had in front of you was incredibly rare and you watch with wide eyes when Bucky emerges from the nursery and Frank releases his hold on you to properly greet him with a firm shake that probably would have broken Patrick’s hand.

Two Alpha males who’re not related coexisting peacefully. Your coworker Whitney wouldn’t believe you.

“Your sister has a mean right hook.” Bucky’s soft as velvet voice forces an embarrassed snort from you despite your brother’s proud look and when Frank looks between you and Bucky with a single raised brow, you cave.

“Okay! I may have hit her but, she deserved it.” You defend and, for the first time since he entered your home, Frank cracks a smirk. “And Bucky threw Patrick!”

“It was more of a toss really.” The world renowned and feared Winter Soldier shuffles his feet shyly, refusing to meet your eyes and Frank’s smirk widens into a full blow grin.

You shake your head with a laugh before your mind wanders to the little cub in the nursery. “How is she?”

James perks up instantly. “She’s good, fell asleep as soon as I put her in the crib.”

You can feel your brother’s eyes on you but, you ignore it in favor of wiping the residual tears from your eyes. “That’s good. It’s a wonder she can fall back asleep after being so rudely awoken.”

Frank has the decency to look properly admonished and you have to mentally take a step back. You currently had two of the most dangerous people in New York in your house and yet you had both of them shuffling their feet. You were definitely telling Sam about this.

“Sorry sis. I’ll fix it later.” Frank mutters, shaking the dust off of his jacket before turning towards the door. “Right now. I’m going to go hunt down your piece of shit ex and do much more than toss him around.”

With a fearsome grin, he flashes the two firearms on his belt and you huff in exasperation. “I told you I don’t want any guns in my house! Now, there’s four.”

Both men stare at you in confusion and you roll your eyes. “Buck you have another strapped to your right ankle. You’ve been favoring that foot since you walked in. I’m not dumb.”

The blue-eyed man’s face reddens when he realizes he’s been caught and Frank barks out a harsh laugh.

“There she is.” He smiles proudly. “I’m serious about the door though. I’ll fix it later. I’ve been waiting too long to put Patrick in his place.”

“No! You’ll fix it no-“

He’s out the broken door before you can finish your sentence and a frustrated growl erupts from your throat. Once again, your brother’s one-track mind ceases to amaze you and Bucky barely manages to catch the heavy oak door before it completely falls off of its hinges.

“I’m going to beat some sense into him next time I see him.” You vow, causing Bucky to grin sheepishly as he sets the door against the wall.

“So that was Frank Castle?” James laughs lightly.

“Yeah.” You hum. “That was Frank Castle.”

Chapter shorter than I hoped but, It was necessary for the story to flow better

Tags: @luthien-t @vicmc624

#Bucky Barnes #bucky x y/n #bucky fanfic #bucky x reader

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geffenrecords · 3 years

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tell me abt david and matteo gimme the gays por favor

KYRS I OWE U MY ENTIRE LIKE THANK U.........ily 🥰

um yes okay anyway so matteo and david.....ah yes those guys....um yeah so last night i was thinking abt them doing dumb shit together bc you KNOW they do. dumbass gay ppl smh. but anyway theyre in loveeee and they adore each other and hang out all the time bc theyre also best friends!!! they love spending time together and doing just. bro things ig?? they go to places together all the time like it doesnt even have to be somewhere special....matteo could be like ‘hewwo boyfwiend....would u like to go to the grocery store with me’ and davids like ‘.......yeah..’ and they go to the grocery store together and do dumb shit and probably almost get kicked out bc the workers r homophobic....but also theyre just annoying......like fr.......like matteo thinks hes comedy central and will do dumb shit like climb shelves and or he’ll be like ‘babe do u dare me to scream’ and david has to cover his mouth and say NO bc he knows matteo will do it and then matteo licks his hand and now davids the one screaming

or matteo will try to bottle flip shit.....fucking idiot get w the times 🙄 anyway u know tht one post thats like ‘why did i just witness my 15yo brother try to bottle flip a milk jug’ and someones like ‘how did it go’ and op responds with a picture of their brother lying on the floor in a puddle of milk? thts them. david send a text to jonas like ‘is matteo always like this’ and jonas is like ‘yes but specifically wdym’ and david sends him tht photo and jonas loses his shit

but um yea anyway another thing they probably do is go to school playground together if tht doesnt sound too weird......like theyll go to a school playground at like 4am and fuck around there bc david already has the edgy aesthetic instagram he probably take pictures of creepy things and then draws like. mothman over it or whtever.....gay ppl...........but anyway theyll sit on the swings together holding hands and r probably getting high while doing so and they just kinda sit in silence but eventually david will start talking about smthn and matteo just watches him so intently and softly and has the gentlest gaze as david rambles on abt fucking power rangers or whatever and then matteos like o yeah this is my boyfriend and kisses him and davids like ‘dude wtf thats gay i dont kiss gay people 🤨’ and matteo shoves him and calls him a dick and david probably fall off the swing but is laughing the whole time and matteo giggles as david lays on the ground and watches him and then matteos like ‘lets do smthn rlly gay’ and davids like we r NOT fucking on the playground and matteo makes a face and is like ‘NO mr horny....’ and then he walks over to the blacktop and david sits up and walks over as matteo plays some stupud fucking.....weeknd song or some shit and hes like ‘cmere dance with me’ and david laughs and theyre probably just stoned out of their minds and matteo starts dancing and keeps beckoning david over and finally david gives in nd walks over and they ATTEMPT to slow dance together but like i said. they are high as shit rn and also its COLD. mfs doing shit at 5am in the middle of january with their 45766 layers and stupid scarves.....u know how it is. and yeah they suck but david is laughing the whole time and matteos just watching him w so much love and he pulls him closer and puts his arms on davids shoulder and is like ‘I LOVE YOUUU........’ and david calls him gay and kisses him and then they kiss a bunch until matteo is like ‘okay im freezing my ass off lets go home’ and davids like ‘ugh fine 🙄’ and then they go back to matteos and watch some stupid movie and fall asleep under like fifty blankets and theyre so close together and probably have a death grip on each other liks okay sir neither of u are gonna float away while sleeping......but um yeah anyway theyre in love :-)

#sorry this is so long this is just like a tiny bit of my ideas for them.....i love themmmm #thank u for asking!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#[listens to the hills by the weeknd as i dance w u in an elementary scholl playground high off our asses and cold as hell]#davenzi #im not tagging all of tht idc #if u seem this and u know u know #kyrs asks #druck

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pterawaters · 4 years

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The writing thingie, fake relationship (7), mcdanno. Thanks!

What an awesome suggestion! I hope you like it:

“Okay,” Tani said, pulling up some information on the big display. “It looks like our suspects booked tickets to Maui for the weekend.”

“Probably for the alibi,” Danny said, even though that fact should have been patently obvious to everyone in the room. Steve gave him a look, which Danny ignored. “Any idea where on Maui they’re staying?”

“Yes,” Tani said. “They booked a vacation package which puts them at this resort all weekend.”

“Great,” Steve said, smacking Danny’s arm. “Danno, you’re with me. Lou, contact the Maui county sheriff’s office. Tell them we’re inbound and we’ll need their support.”

“You got it, boss.”

“Let’s go.”

With a sigh, Danny followed Steve, asking him, “What if I didn’t want to go to Maui?”

“Who doesn’t want to go to Maui?” Steve replied, pushing open the doors that led out to the lobby. “Maui’s beautiful, especially this time of year. What have you got against Maui?”

“I don’t, uh, have anything against Maui,” Danny said, following Steve from the building and out to their – his – car. “I do have a thing against being in a helicopter with you at the, uh, the controls.”

Steve rolled his eyes and got in the car.

Two hours later, they were pulling up to the resort in a rented car. “Okay thanks, Lou,” Steve said into the speakerphone as Danny read, and then re-read the banner over the resort entrance. “As soon as we have visual confirmation that our suspects are here, we’ll call in the sheriff.”

“Good luck.”

After Lou hung up, Danny muttered, “Yeah, we’re gonna need it.” Pointing out the windshield, he asked, “Do you see what that banner says?”

“Yeah, I can read,” Steve said with a huff. “It says, ‘True Love: a couples-only...retreat.’” The realization must have hit while he was reading.

Sighing, Danny repeated, “Couples only. How are we supposed to keep our investigation quiet, like the Mayor of Maui County himself requested? We’re gonna stick out like two sore thumbs.”

Giving Danny an assessing look, Steve said, “Not necessarily.”

“Oh, no,” Danny said, shaking his head and moving his hands like he could wipe away Steve’s suggestion. “We can’t! It’s never gonna work! Not in a million years!”

With a bright grin, Steve said, “Aw, come on, Danny. It’s not gonna be that bad. People call us married all the time.”

“Yeah, because you treat me like you’re a controlling jackass of a husband, and I’m your abused wife,” Danny insisted. “Maybe if you weren’t such a control fr– ...And he left the car.”

Still grumbling to himself, Danny got out of the car and caught up to Steve and his stupidly long legs.

“So that’s it? We go in there with absolutely no plan? Hope we find the suspects before we get kicked out for not being a couple?”

Steve grabbed Danny’s hand and smiled at him. “But we are a couple, pumpkin.”

“You’re an asshole,” Danny muttered, but he let Steve drag him into the resort anyway.

“Loosen up,” Steve hissed at him. “We’re never gonna sell this if you look like you’re about to murder me.”

“You have no idea how close I am to murdering you,” Danny replied. “Sweetums.”

They made it about fifteen minutes before a woman with a lei around her neck and a clipboard in her hand asked them, "Hi, how are you enjoying your weekend so far?"

"Oh, it's been amazing," Steve told her, giving Danny a smile that he'd honestly never seen before. As cataloging Steve's various faces was somewhat of a hobby of Danny's, seeing a new one was a little shocking. And disturbing.

Then Steve said to the woman, "But, you know. We met another couple, and really got along with them. We wanted to find them again, ask if they maybe wanted to do something later, but we can't find them again."

"Oh?" she asked, and Danny could tell she was completely snookered. "What are their names?"

"Harry and, oh, what was his wife's name?" Steve asked, looking over at Danny. "Do you remember, sweetheart?"

The way Danny's chest tightened when Steve called him "sweetheart" was surely the first sign of an impending heart attack, right? It had to be. Clearing his throat, Danny said, "Violet. Her name's Violet."

"Right," Steve said, giving Danny a dazzling smile before leaning in and kissing his temple.

Okay, this was too weird.

Continuing, Steve said, "I knew her name was some sort of flower. Violet. Harry and Violet. That's who we're looking for."

"Doesn't ring a bell," said the woman. "But we have almost five hundred couples with us this weekend. I'll keep my eyes peeled. If I find them, who should I say is asking?"

Okay, here's where the whole ruse was about to fall apart. What if she compared their names to some sort of list?

"Oh, don't worry about it," Steve told her, turning up the charm. "I'm sure you have much more important things to do. Have a nice night!"

"You, too!"

Steve dragged Danny away from the woman, muttering once they were out of earshot, "That was a close one."

"This is what happens when you try to improvise an undercover op," Danny said, in his most I-told-you-so tone of voice. "Shit goes south real fast."

"Unless you have a helpful suggestion, I suggest you zip it, Daniel," Steve said, tugging Danny's hand toward the outdoor pool area. "Maybe they're enjoying the sun."

Scoffing, Danny said, "Yeah, that's what I'd be doing if I was waiting to hear back from the hit man I hired to kill my business partner. Sun and tiki drinks."

"No, you'd be complaining," Steve told him. Then he said, "Is it just me, or is that security guy over there eyeing us up?"

Following Steve's line of sight, Danny spotted the security guy in question. "Oh, yeah. He's about to bust us for sure."

"What do we do?" Steve asked, looking at Danny with a hint of panic in his eyes.

Okay, a panicking Navy SEAL was not great, because it tended to end with explosions and maiming. So, Danny shrugged and said, "The only way out of this is through," before pulling Steve down into a kiss.

For the first few seconds, the kiss sucked, pretty bad. Danny supposed that's what he got for surprising Steve. But then, then, Steve cupped Danny's face in both hands and started kissing back. The kiss went from uninspiring to life-changing in the span of about three seconds.

The kiss made Danny's blood rush in his ears. It made his knees weak (especially the bad one). It made his throat ache. It stirred a fire in Danny's soul that had him clutching at Steve's shirt and kissing back and ready to die for it, if only the kiss would last a few seconds longer.

When Steve drew his lips away, he left his forehead pressed to Danny's and whispered, "Think that convinced him?"

"Convinced me pretty good," Danny admitted, about to try his luck for another kiss when Steve's phone rang.

Pulling away from Danny, Steve answered the phone, "McGarrett." He nodded a few times, adding a grunt here or there as the other person spoke.

Danny wiped his mouth dry and tried to think of baseball and only baseball.

Then Steve said, "Okay, thanks," and hung up the phone. Patting Danny on the back, he said, "Harry just turned his cell phone back on. He's at a beach ten minutes from here."

"Or at least his phone is," Danny said, nodding as Steve gestured him back the way they came.

He realized that not holding Steve's hand now felt almost as weird as holding it had felt when they first walked into this place. Danny had no idea what to do about that feeling. Probably, nothing, right? It was just one of those things.

Yeah, just one of those things. That was it.

Send me a ship and a number!

#mcdanno #prompted ficlet #ptera writes things #h50

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wafflesandsyrup · 6 years

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About Me~

“tagged” by @vontacompton.

My Last:

1: Drink: Water, but maybe wine by the time this post is through. 2: Phone Call: @catneepx, an angel. 3: Text Message: Mom! 4: Song You Listened To: “Doesn’t Remind Me” by Audioslave 5: Time You Cried: Like five minutes ago. Not even an exaggeration, I cry over everything, and it’s triggered by every emotion. This time it was because I watched The Iron Giant for the millionth time.

Have You Ever:

9: Lost Someone Special: Yeah boi 10: Been Depressed: Yeahhhhhh boiiiiii 11: Gotten Drunk And Thrown Up: Once! I can’t even think of drinking a gin and tonic anymore. But I took it like a champ. It was super funny then and now, lmao. 12: Three Favorite Colors: Red, Blue, and Gray/Black tbh

In The Last Year Have You:

13: Made New Friends: Yes! More before I moved, but I have made a handful of friends recently. 14: Fallen Out Of Love: Nope! 15: Laughed Until You Cried: Absolutely. 16: Found Out Someone Was Talking About You: lol yeah 17: Met Someone Who Changed You: I don’t think so! I’m usually who changes myself. I don’t think I have ever changed because of someone else. 18: Found Out Who Your Friends Are: For sure. I don’t tolerate disrespect or pettiness lmao 19: Kissed Someone On Your Facebook list: My husband, so yes! 20: How Many Of Your Facebook Friends Do You Know In Real Life: All of them, even if I knew them briefly. 21: Do You Have Any Pets: I have a dog! Back in MO, I have another dog and a cat, who I miss a shit ton. 22: Do You Want To Change Your Name: No, though it was hard to let go of my last name when I got married. I’ll always hyphenate it on unofficial documents lmfao. My new one is pretty unusual, though. 23: What Did You Do For Your Last Birthday: I made a booze cake and drank at home, since Brendan won’t be 21 until October and I had no other friends in WA lol. 24: What Time Did You wake Up: 9:30 25: What Were You Doing At Midnight Last Night: Playing Skyrim 26: Name Something You Can’t wait For: I can’t wait to visit home in July, for the short term, and I can’t wait to achieve my goal of being a forensic nurse. 27: When Was The Last Time You saw Your Mom: November. I miss her so much. I am her number one fan. I’ll talk about my mom to everyone, she’s so smart, funny and pretty! 28: What Are You Listening To Right Now: Chopin’s “Ballade No.1 in G minor, Op.23″-- I’m planning on learning this on the piano soon, and I grew especially attached to it after watching Your Lie in April tbh. 29: Have You Ever Talked To A Person Named Tom: Actually, no.

General:

30: Something That Is Getting On Your Nerves: Boredom tbh, but that’s nothing new. My inability to relax, too! I just want restful sleep god dammit. 31: Most Visited Website: YouTube probs 32: Hair Color: Dirty blonde?? Light brown maybe?? some copper is in there too?????????? Idk anymore. 33: Long Or Short Hair: Short right now, though I want to have medium-length hair for a while before having long hair again. 34: Do You Have A Crush On Someone: I’m married, so I obviously do lmfao. 35: What Do You Like About Yourself: I like my personality-- I like making people laugh and how I look on the bright side of life (since I used to be a real big whiny pussybitch). 36: Piercings: Ears 37: Blood Type: Ok i’m gonna be fr I have no idea what my blood type is so if i need blood immediately i’m fucked 38: Nickname: Syrup! 39: Relationship Status: Married to my fav human. 40: Zodiac Sign: Capricorn 41: Pronouns: She/her 42: Favorite TV Show: the X-Files, though I also like Parks and Rec. 44: Right Or Left Handed: Right 45: Surgery: I got my tonsils removed as a kid (super shit) and my wisdom teeth removed (also suuuuuper shit). Once I am done losing weight, I’m going to have a breast reduction because this shit is out of control. 46: Sport: Softball/baseball 47: Vacation: I would like to visit Europe (particularly Ireland, England, Germany, and Italy) and Japan, China, and Korea. In the US I would like to visit each state at some point. 48: Pair of trainers/Sneakers or Tennis Shoes: I call them tennis shoes, and I have a nice black pair of running shoes which are super comfy.

More General:

49: Eating: an apple lol 50: Drinking: wine 51: I’m About To: fold laundry and play more Skyrim, probably, maybe, hopefully. 52: Waiting For: Death to Take Its Inevitable Toll on my Flesh Prison 53: Want: hugs, friends, to be able to eat like a fat piece of shit w/o being a fat piece of shit lmfao help 54: Get Married: check 55: Career: I want to be a forensic nurse. I love working with the human body, always have, and I have always been fascinated with the forensic industry. I’ve wanted to do something that makes me happy and does something to get justice for people who have been hurt, and the moment I decided upon this career path I felt like everything finally made sense. A huge weight left my shoulders, that’s for sure.

Which Is Better:

56: Hugs Or Kisses: Hugs! I love hugging. I hug everyone bc I have a lot of platonic love to give every single person. 57: Lips Or Eyes: yo’ peepers! 58: Shorter Or Taller: I’d say similar height or taller because I am incredibly short, but personality is what seals the deal for me in the end. 59: Older Or Younger: about the same age, give or take a year (since my husband is about a year younger than me), or older. I wouldn’t be able to stand someone all that much younger than me if we’re being honest here lmfao 60: Nice Arms Or Nice Stomach: Stomach?????? 61: Hook Up Or Relationship: Relationship, for the other person’s sake. I’m too much of a goof for hooking up and I’d make someone feel insecure for cracking a joke in the middle of some sort of sexual encounter. It is literally impossible for me to take sex seriously. Also, I just prefer the companionship part of relationships over the physical. 62: Troublemaker Or Hesitant: Troublemaker, but not like... a felon or anything. Just goofy, without shame, and kind of annoying. Like me. But being reasonable when appropriate is important, too.

Have You Ever:

63: Kissed A Stranger: Yeahhhhhhh, immediate regret (cigarette mouth!). 64: Drank Hard Liquor: ya 65: Lost Glasses/Contact Lenses: every gd day dawg. and it’s partially because in order to find my glasses I need my glasses to see them. 66: Turned Someone Down: hoooooooo boy, yes, yes, yes. 68: Broken Someones Heart: HOOOOOOOOO boy, yes. I was always caught off guard by it, because I never see someone as potential relationship material, but always as bff material, until they make it explicitly clear. It just wouldn’t feel right to assume they may have a thing for me. So, most of my friends in life have been guys, and I have had to deal with a lot of uncomfortable confessions and rejection from said pals. I hate hurting people, and they’re often very hurt by my rejection, and I end up losing friends over it. I don’t even like thinking about it lol. 69: Had Your Heart Broken: Yup! Abusively and tragically. Some Carrie shit, haha. It doesn’t impact me now, except for making me angry. 70: Been Arrested: I’m a straight edge dude. 71: Cried When Someone Died: Duh 72: Fallen For A Friend: I can’t fall for someone unless we are friends, so yes! Brendan was my BFF for a while until he told my oblivious ass he wanted to date me.

Do You Believe In:

73: Yourself: Yes! The only person you can always depend upon, no matter what, is yourself. 74: Miracles: hmmmm, maybe. I’ll say yes, but my skeptical mind will always question. 75: Love At First Sight: Attraction at first sight, maybe. I believe in friendship at first sight, if we’re being honest. I see someone and just get this feeling that we could be awesome friends. Love is something much more deep rooted for me. 76: Santa Claus: I believe in My Dad 78: Angels: I’m not sure. I’m open to the possibility, due to the limitations set by existing as a human, but I’m not Christian or anything. I feel like there’s “something” out there, but I’m just a dumb human and will likely never be able to know for sure. I think human beings can be deemed angels.

Other:

79: Current Best Friend’s Name: Casi/Stephanie (I love them both so much my dudes). 80: Eye Color: Green/Hazel (more green than hazel tho-- it’s really cool because i have a fleck of gold in one of my irises, and my grandma has the same fleck of gold) 81: Favorite Movie: I couldn’t narrow it down to one. I love the LOTR movies, The Sixth Sense, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Spirited Away, Saving Private Ryan...... the list goes on forever. My family has always been a big movie family.

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