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[unintentionaloracle]

Yeah, can all these guys stop making those kinda jabs at Seth's outfits? Please?

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[goinggoingghone]

dp x dc au except Danny Isn't A Clone.

Shocker. He looks remarkably similar to Robin!Jason, a scrawny little kid (he's sixteen, come on, he's not that scrawny!!! (Wishful thinking, Danno.)) and radiates death vibes.

So Jason's off being Red Hood and killing or whatever he does I'm not actually sure, and Danny's run away to Gotham bc of ectoplasm and GIW and stuff. Yippee.

Sam and Tucker come with him ofc bc I'm a sucker for everlasting trio.

Batfam clocks this guy as a dead ringer (hah) for Jacy Boy and DNA sample him.

Surprise, surprise. Lazarus water. Pit juice. Ra's al Ghul gunk. League liquid. Ectoplasm.

Now Danny's just wondering why these poorly dressed spandex vigilantes are stalking him on a date with his partners. Are they *that* interested in what he's ordering for dinner??

Cue Danny being oblivious to what they want and Batfam just losing their minds over all these signals to Jason's clone that he just isn't picking up. Like, they've learned from Kon what not to do with a clone!! They're gonna love this clone!! AND HE'S NOT PICKING UP THEIR HINTS!!

and then they see Dani. And Dan. At the park. With Danny.

Obviously the most likely conclusion was that they're all clones that escaped from the same facility.

Tucker found out about the whole scheme ages ago and he's just having a great time with Sam watching Danny, Dani, and Dan being so oblivious. Well, mostly Danny and Elle. Dan definitely knows, he just doesn't want to get involved.

Watching Bruce Wayne pulling his hair out over this mysterious, oblivious "clone" child from the Batcave security cameras is almost worth the verbal smackdown (and subsequent gossip session) from Oracle.

At this point, everybody's in on it but Danny, Dani, Bruce, Dick, Damian, and Tim. Babs, Duke, Steph, and Cass all are in the know.

It all comes to a head when Jason comes back with a redhead girlfriend named Jazz.

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[unintentionaloracle]

"Kevin Owens is built to perfection!" THANK YOU, BARRETT YOU'RE RIGHT AND HAVE MORE TASTE THAN A CERTAIN CHAMP!

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[unintentionaloracle]

Love that despite being a kinder gentler Bayley, she still has beef with Cole.

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[unintentionaloracle]

"I'M SPECIAL! :D My mom always told me I was special!" I would die for you, KO.

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[unintentionaloracle]

Seth's sleeping bag jacket was him being prepared for another 30 minute Rocky Rant.

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[unintentionaloracle]

I feel like we need a LA and Cody interaction/promo if only so we can have the low hanging fruit exchange of "LET ME TALK TO YA!" "Well, what do you want to talk about?"

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[unintentionaloracle]

Roman I think if Rocky actually acknowledged you as Tribal Chief he'd come out WITH you, not in his own special entrance.

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[unintentionaloracle]

I'm still down for Randy and KO being a team because DARN IT I WANT KO TO HAVE FRIENDS AND RANDY IS ONE OF THE FUNNIEST GUYS HE CAN BE FRIENDS WITH

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[unintentionaloracle]

Naomi and Bianca's friendship makes me happy.

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[unintentionaloracle]

Naomi and Bianca are so freaking fun as a duo. I love their energy together; never separate them.

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[unintentionaloracle]

Me every time tools make crappy comments on KO's body/appearance:

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[unintentionaloracle]

Rey "Call An Ambulance But Not For Me" Mysterio.

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[unintentionaloracle]

Rock: I'll acknowledge you as Tribal Chief, but you need to acknowledge me as Tribal Chief Times Infinity.

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[unintentionaloracle]

SOLO LOOKS SO DISTRAUGHT AT THE IDEA OF SINGING THE NATIONAL ANTHEM! "But I don't KNOW the anthem!"

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[unintentionaloracle]

"There's not a man alive who can beat Roman Reigns" so you're saying if he had an Intergender Match he'd be in trouble.

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