#peen talk

[squishysoftmonsters]

Triggers : Random Hornyposting/Peen Talk [Mature +18 Minors DNI]

💚Let's talk about peens... 🥒

Is it spotted,twisted with clasps that hold your holes open? Idk,is it like a drill bit that vibrates?What if it has huge throbbing veins on it that naturally pump once they start getting in those guts? 😵‍💫

Does it bloom like a flower when they're hard and then the stripped peen reveals?Do little tongue thingies come out of the pee hole to tickle and touch more sensitive parts or penetrate and open up your other hole with some crazy aphrodisiac that makes you all fuzzy and super sensitive to touch😏 [Throwing Beleth under the bus]

Does it split or something and just goes all insane while they're thrusting,with fine keratin hairs decorating it to tickle their lover once they get in? Do they stick in those areas and pulse tickles through you? 🥴

Because when you think monster,you think otherworldly. Their stuff shouldn't be generic. It's good to always give the reader a gloss of what they're going to get from that said monster.

[Plants and other creatures/bugs/aliens/slimes are my faves to write about. Their peens don't have a default option or default size! Or my Katten species! Their tails double as peens! So you get three🙃]

The fandom is mostly wolves,vamps and orcs. Some writers get really creative with their packers..which I really can't do😳Spectacular reads I tell you..🥵💚

TYSM for reading 💚

#peen talk #monster fucker #general post #squishylovers #informative #exophillia #monster nsft

[beskarboobs]

Hey.... it's been a minute..... penis

LMFAOOOOO hi wassup u right

penis 🍆

#peen talk #i am pleasantly surprised #and now i am thinking about fictional peen #birdie my beloved #silly things #ask

[bbrissonn]

stop sign that did they do to you?????

#bri talks #umich hockey #mark estapa #THIS IS NOT OKAY #FUCK PEEN STATE

[procrastiel]

so thanks to the wonderful @gallup24 I was made of aware of the vase in the theatre 1941. I had to get better screenshots because guess what

yes, these figures are naked. hold on, let me enhance that for you

and also the figure on the left seems to be entangled by either a person or a snake, but I see something above their butt, like an arm

this vase has the exact same vibes as the angel statue, just insanely suggestive. Let me add it here again for reference

#do you see the peen because I SEE IT #it's not even subtext it's just text #even the set designers ship it y'all #neil gaiman you absolute tease #welcome to my ted talk #good omens #angel statue #crowley #aziraphale #1941 #good omens 2 #aziraphale x crowley #ineffable husbands #ineffable spouses #ineffable lovers #aziracrow #crowzi #aziraphale loves crowley #crowley loves aziraphale #the vase #1941 minisode #oh they fuckin #cute angel #sexy demon #i have things to say #gomens #the loveliest troll #crowley’s statue #aziraphale and crowley

[jrueships]

Never saw how sexy lou dort was until you drew him like that. Now I want him pregnant. I blame you.

iT AiNT MUCH BUT IT'S AN ONEST WORK, ANON 🫡‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

#i have loved lulu for a Long time #but back then the okc were lowkey losers except for shai who always seemed pretty to ppl #but never pretty enough to actually explore his character #so i had to horde my demons until i could find more fans of them #listen. when i say i like men built like a fridge #i am NAWT!!!! talking abt slightly muscular men #i WILL be drawing stretchmarks and hip rolls. #i WILL NOT BE STOPPED ‼️‼️‼️ #esp when theyre so sexc like sorry lu but u so fuckin fine #i have to share u wirh the entire world. it would be a disservice im srry #my art rlly did nothing tbh #without the muse... there is no man (slang for humanity intent) #imagine if i could actually draw #imagine my power #... imagine my rage rn #we could be so strong if i could only have the patience to clean up my shit and also not be scared of bayjayjays n peens #BUT ALAS #in frness tho omg... thank u.. i love putting ppl onto things #mainly cus of ego LOL but it's genuinely exciting to hear just one person say 'this is so cool' to me abt x niche thing #i appreciate all u guys no matter the army size #we are mighty !!!!! #we want to get men pregnant!!!!! HOORAH!!!!

[ct-multifandom]

Can you guys rb this or comment with how you pronounce “Goncharov”? I didn’t really think anything of it until one of my friends said it out loud and I was like huh? I think it’s interesting how people can have different pronunciations of a word or name they’ve never heard out loud in their head an not question it. For reference, I’m a native Russian speaker and I’ve always read it like gohn-CHArohv and my US American friend said GAHNCHA-rahv.

#goncharov #pronounciation #languages #russian language #today I remembered that tweet that’s like white people can’t pronounce POC names but they can say Tchaikovsky. and I kinda hate it because #no they can’t they cannot pronounce Tchaikovsky at all. please get a better example #English speakers of any race usually say chai-COUGH-skeee. that’s equivalent to white people calling jalapeños holla-PEEN-yo’s #also when I was in like middle school I took this summer cooking class thing and one day the teacher was quizzing us on food from around the #world and she asked us if we know where pillmini are from. nobody knew so she said they’re actually a type of Russian dumpling! my jaw #dropped when I realized she was trying to say пельмени (pyel’myeni) like ain’t no way #anyway how do you guys say Goncharov #not that there’s a right or wrong way to pronounce a fictional name unlike those real words in the other tags I’m just curious #I mean there’s a right way to pronounce a real person’s name if they’re actually called goncharov but I’m talking about the character

[robotslenderman]

You might want to take a closer look at that image you just reblogged from oneterabyteofkilobyteage because uhhhhhhhhhhhhh. I don't think that's the kind of material you want on your blog.

You gave me a fucking heart attack. I thought I’d posted a hidden swastika or hate symbol or something.

#for people unaware of context it was a pantsless toddler flipping the bird #I didn’t see a problem with it because it’s a toddler #and that sort of thing is seen as normal here bc that’s what toddlers do #but I don’t want to deal with Americans freaking out about it so I’ve deleted it #(freaking out about toddler penis that is #where I come from the bird flip is more shocking than the toddler peen) #Dusty talks

[dromaeo-sauridae]

aside from jackie’s zweihander and dawn’s double swords i dont think anyone in promethea actually has like? a weapon? so now i gotta think about everyone’s weapons. sparrow and walter fight using their hands so they dont count and ani has the big beast form she uses to beat the shit out of people with

#i havent talked about amalia here and shes not really a fighter? #but shed definitely uses a ball peen hammer or smth #i also havent talked about kané but like. i think they should have whips #and a ranged weapon of some kind #maybe i’ll just give them a rifle #cowboy it up #personal i guess

[gardenianoire]

Taylor Russell is entirely too glamorous to have been from c*nada 🤮 she should have escaped the confines of a small great plains town or been old money from rich ass family in Louisiana like you can't be that breathe taking and like be from the absolutely nothibg that is c*nada

#I don't talk about it often but fuck canada #it's like if wonderbread was a nation #it's as racist as the united states but without a fraction of the cultural contributions #and I should be allowed to kill ryan reynolds with a ball peen hammer

[thebimbopalace]

do y’all have a fictional man (or woman) that no matter how many times you stray away, they’ll always be your first love?

#➺. announcements ! 🪧 #mine is levi #that 5’3 grumpy bastard will always be my baby #even though i never talk about him #he be waiting for me at home with a kettle of tea #to soothe the beating toji’s peen gave my throat

[taichouu]

Confession of the day, I genuinely forget cis people exist on the daily ... and I forget people generally think cis is the 'default' for fictional characters in fandom spaces. So every time I go into a tag and see suggestive art of a male character it's like a jumpscare. Wheres his kitty cat !!!! 😨

#tai talks #me 2 minutes later post panic in my denial: who was his surgeon it looks soo natural #like to no ones fault its a jumpscare to see peen on a fictional man like wdym thats normal..... okay..... #i just forget that ppl are attracted to cis folk like its so rare for me

[atopvisenyashill]

i don’t care that rhaenyra’s oldest are illegitimate not bc i’m a targ stan who thinks she can do no wrong but because legitimacy is a social construct that does nothing more than enforce the patriarchy and class system, and rhaenyra having kids out of wedlock with a man she is consenting to sex with is fine, actually, and if you’re hung up on that it is my opinion that you are clinging to the rules of propriety and patriarchy when analyzing her because you think she should be punished for having sex outside marriage and not like, all the things she actually does that are morally wrong, which is like, textbook misogyny.

“but the lords” so the thing is i don’t give a shit if the lords think she’s a slut. i understand the time period bc not only am i not stupid, i also understand that it is still a big issue in many communities for mothers to have children out of wedlock. i am saying i do not care because it’s a fake issue the way “brienne can’t really be a knight because she’s a woman” and “sansa can’t rule winterfell when she has true born younger brothers” or whatever else. legitimacy is a tool of the patriarchy, of colonialism irl, of classism, and the argument “rhaenyra is a bad person for having children out of wedlock when she knew that would put them in danger” is stupid bc legitimacy doesn’t fucking matter and neither does marriage.

#valyrianscrolls #it’s a classist and misogynistic argument i need this fandom to be less heterosexual and realize sex and love that exist outside of marriage #aren’t dirty!!!!!! those kids are not dirty for being harwin’s and she’s not a bad person for it eitherrrr. #rhaenyra targaryen #me shit talking people in the tags #like people will say ‘cersei took it too far by’ i actually don’t care that she cheated on her abusive husband when there’s a million other #bad things she’s done that she feels no shame for. women are not bad people for cheating even if they’re royal!!! #‘cersei is had for killing robert’ like if joe biden got murdered by jill and it turned out he’d spent their whole marriage abusing her #i would say ‘yeah girl go’ #like the ‘taking it too far’ is her bad decisions when in power. her passing her bastards off as her husbands is certainly scandalous but in #the Specific case of ‘cersei coped with the humiliations heaped on her by defying robert the best way she could’ man whatever #the problem with joffrey is his personality ya know. #but like that is very much robert’s son also. it’s just. every day i am forged to see the Most Ridiculous takes. why. #that one lady who hit her husband’s penis off was innocent actually. he shouldn’t have been doing things that made her need to bite his peen

[oappleofmyeye]

I love Gale so much.

#this is a gale simp blog so if ya dun like it hit the road #kore blabs #gale dekarios #gale of waterdeep #i’d suck his soul right out of his peen #he talks all smart about the most random shit and i am on my knees #fucking nerd i’m gonna destroy you in the best ways

[animentality]

Everyone on Tumblr be like I love penises just not near me.

#yes this applies to lesbians and asexuals who like hot gay sex but also #you straight or bisexual bitches that love peen but dont talk to no one and are obsessed with anime peen #thats a life style too

[noirapocalypto]

Would it bother you guys if I started reblogging vaguely spicy thirst trap inspos of my OC's?

#not showing peen or hole or anything #it looks fun and i just wanna have fun talking about my oc's #edit: the majority of it WILL be of Salem by the way #because he's my fav boyo #i'll tag it of course #jfc i can't even tumblr right feeling like i have to ask permission to do stuff on my own blog with my own oc's lmao

[sweetfirebird]

Finding an 18th century naughty poem on the Gutenberg Project is fun because humanity loves dumb penis jokes.

#it's me i'm humanity #the childish glee of adult men in the 1700s talking about peens is perhaps unmatched #this poet thinks he is quite the rogue