#pirhanna

[givemeuniversalcrossovers]

OKAY RANDOM CUTE BOWUIGI THOUGHT

I've seen lots of art of bowser giving Luigi pirahna plant bouquets very dangerous very spicy there bowser considering how nippy those pirahna can be

BUT WHAT IF

Bowser gives Luigi a bouquet/flower plant pot and the pirahnas spring to life absolutely just covering Luigi in kisses just mwamwamwamwamwa because Bowser specially raised/grew/trained them to be non hostile and affectionate which leads to overly affectionate kissy plants and Bowser going "HEY" cause that's HIM boyfriend!! Too many kisses!! Tone it down! You were meant to only make one kissy sound each! Getting very upset with his trained plants because urg too affectionate go away I wanna smooch Luigi now.

So now Luigi owns this affectionate pirhanna plant which is essentially just puppy hardwiring in plant body, they wiggle their leaves vigorously and waggle their whole stems when they see him coming like excitable puppies ready to play and the worst they'll ever so is chew on his fingers sometimes and aw his plant.

#RAARAHRAA #Bowuigi #Pirahna plants #Bowser #Luigi #Bowser is a romantic specially creating plants to not harm bf #But then the plants love Luigi too much because Bowser loves him so much #And now bowser is pouty XD #Think like the dragon snappers from coraline that's kind of an inspiration how they're alive on the vase eating food scraps #But kissy kissy Luigi #I think Luigi should have a pirahna plant pet #Luigi just collecting dogs #Polterpup pirhanna dogplant ect #Starts hopping around in its plant pot going thunk thunk thunk if left alone tryna find Luigi #Bowser like did too good a job XD #Luigi thinks it's adorable probably #Especially cause oh they're...harmless? And realising they're kind of really cute up close #But also for the fun's pirahna puplant (yes that's their name now) actually has a mouth full of fucking teeth #Just so if Luigi is out with his plant and he's threatened by an enemy maybe a wild pirhanna plant pirahna puplant just goes feral #Just Hissing snarling screeching screaming roaring in a terrifying manner it's mouth opening shockingly wide and outwards #Showing rows of teeth that it threats with openly with enough hostility and sound it probably scares off any threat #I just love the harmless thing has a giant fuck off proportionally wrong too big for itself sharp mouth of death #It's a fun trope

[jasontoddssuper]

Wolf and Diane are a bi4bi and t4t,Snake is gay,Shark is agender,Webs is a lesbian,Pirhanna is bi and Tiffany is a pan nonbinary trans woman

#all just my hcs!!if you have different ones that's valid♡ #wolf tbg #diane foxington #snake tbg #shark tbg #webs tbg #pirhanna tbg #diane x wolf #the bad guys #dreamworks #💌 #letters from summer #tiffany fluffit

[modernmutiny]

Been in NYC 12 hrs and already got scammed on the street so. Vacation is going well

#teddy talks #gotta admit those guys are good at what they do #i should have seen thru it since i also know how to scam people but not as a group like that #they were like fucking pirhannas i couldnt keep sight of any one person for longer than a second #but yea props to them but also. little upset at myself #also out a bunch of cash so #but! tattoo might make me feel better #hopefully #bc im in a sour mood rn :/

[blur0se]

It feels like someone dangled a piece of meat (shadybug and claw noir designs) over a tank of pirhannas (the ml fandom)

#im obsessed with them

[desicowgirl]

I need to lock up my phone in a booby trapped cage laced with barbed wire that is surrounded by a pirhanna and alligator infested moat and the only way to lower the bridge and cross it is answer the riddle given by the Sphinx who stands guard.

#finals week is kicking me in the ass right now and instead of locking in I’m on tumblr like an idiooooot #I was doing so good too but then I picked up this stupid phone and now I cannot focus damn it #this phone needs to get blown up istg #adhd be making me her bitch 24/7 and it’s so ridiculing

[wickedcriminal]

Some of the most grown up, bravest things book Hiccup has ever done that I think about often;

(Spoilers)

Unarmed and staring down a sword, a deadly dragon, and an erupting volcano, and still managing to sing in the face of death

Freeing the Wanderers on the American Dream 2

Freeing a gigantic terrifying dragon just because he couldn't stand to see it so sad and trapped in chains

Defeating his own father in a duel for the crown, even though he didn't want it, just so that he could free the dragons and hopefully end the war peacefully

Being a branded Outcast and still having the compassion to free and disarm dragon traps, even when both humans and dragons were trying to kill him

Willingly entering Prison Darkheart to look for his best friend

Willingly staying in Prison Darkheart to look for his best friend even when staying was extremely dangerous for him specifically, and even when given ample opportunity to escape, instead giving up that opportunity to a little girl who couldn't even remember her mother. He even redid all the buttons on her bear suit so that she would look her best when she went back to her family that is the sweetest thing--

Waiting patiently for the perfect moment to kill a dragon even when he was literally being digested alive by it

Saving Snotlout even though doing so would literally put him and all of his friends at risk of being brutally killed by dragons and even though Snotlout himself wasn't above killing him

Realizing Snotlout had led him into a trap, coming to that realization, and, this is extremely important-- ultimately decided to let himself be led into the trap on the off-chance they might let slip where the lost things and Camicazi were. He actually made a choice in his head, and then steeled himself, and willingly walked into Alvin and the Witch's trap on the off chance he could find the lost things. That's ballsy for a fourteen year old kid

ESPECIALLY CONSIDERING HE WAS TORTURED

Speaking of that-- ENDURING WATER TORTURE. His dragons managed to keep him from drowning and getting torn to bits by pirhanna dragons, but that water was freezing and clearly did a number on him mentally. And he never broke. That was so brave of him and I'm never getting over it.

Not to mention that moment where he looked Snotlout in the eye, even after everything he did, and told him he never gave up on him-- and he still isn't giving up on him-- before jumping back into the freezing water to escape. Nerves of steel.

Then he woke up from a shipwreck with amnesia to a little dragon telling him "Hey good morning. You're the top most wanted enemy in the archipelago. Dragons and humans think you're dead but they'll definitely kill you on sight if they find out you're not. You're being hunted by dragons right now actually. Also you need to get to this island full of dragons (that kill you by launching you into the sun the second you step on it), because your arch-nemesis is there and he's about to become king of the archipelago. You need to not only stop him from becoming king, you yourself need to become king of the archipelago, and then you need to face this BIG GIANT HUMAN HATING ISLAND BURNING DRAGON in SINGLE COMBAT to determine the ultimate fate of human and dragon kind."

And Hiccup said, "okay."

AND DID IT

That kid managed to get to that island JUST IN TIME, with AMNESIA, and interrupted Alvin's coronation even though he was black and blue and torn to shreds and limping and crying and couldn't even remember his own name and STILL told them all that he was willing to become King of the Wilderwest.

What a kid

Not to mention he faced that human hating island burning dragon with the courage of an entire army's worth of heroes.

AND ENDED THE WAR PEACEFULLY!! BY BEING KIND AND COMPASSIONATE AND WILLING TO WORK WITH FURIOUS TO MAKE A BETTER WORLD FOR BOTH SPECIES AND IM SOBBING HE IS SUCH A GOOD BOY HE IS SUCH A GOOD KID

Even when Furious dies he promises to the end of his life to try to make the world better for dragons and he DID to his dying breath he tried

He tried and it mattered

Hiccup Horrendous Haddock the Third is quite possibly, in my opinion, one of the coolest protagonists ever

#i have a lot of feelings about this kid he is so brave and i love him #httyd books #book hiccup #book!hiccup #hiccup horrendous haddock lll #how to train your dragon books #how to fight a dragon's fury #how to betray a dragon's hero #how to seize a dragon's jewel #how to steal a dragon's sword #how to break a dragon's heart #how to twist a dragon's tale #these were all circumstances that he chose to react to that's why i didn't include things like going to america or fighting the romans #these were things he actively chose to do even when he could have easily done something different #either because he was scared or because he didn't want to draw attention to himself #but he didn't because that's not who he is

[kidlit-queen-competition]

Sorry to pop in again, but there’s someone I would simply love to see aswell!

Lil Chew Chew from the TF2 map frontier!

Sure! I love it when a train is also an Animal. Usually a train is an (iron) Horse, but in this case it appears to be some kind of Shark or Pirhanna. Fantastic!

[ID: a screenshot from the game TF2. Lil chew chew, a modified steam engine, is on the tracks in the centre of the image. The engine is grey, and its bottom half is painted blue. The front of the engine is shaped like the head of a shark, with metal teeth riveted on around an open mouth. In the back of the mouth, the smokebox door can be seen. The engine has two yellow headlamps in place of eyes, and a funnel on top of its "head". Written on the side of the cab is "Lil' Chew Chew", and written above the mouth is "All of you are dead".]

#lil chew chew #tf2 #team fortress 2 #team fortress #fictional train fight submission #fictional train fight ask

[slymewitch]

I hope you step in a pit full of shark/pirhanna/human hybrids and get every single cubic millimeter of your skin scratched by their skin

Such a detailed and vivid description Im gonna go with @selldemapplez

[sorrowfulrosebud]

If you place a stick between Katsuki’s shoulder blades and ask him to flex it snaps in half like a pirhanna biting into a carrot

#🥀 rambles #bakugou #my little nutcracker

[shitpostsfromtheinvisiblelibrary]

Silver boops Catherine on the nose and she just latches onto his hand like a pirhanna

True facts

[casinocupdezi]

I want to dunk Cuphead into a tank of pirhannas

...uhm...okay...no...

[moose-with-the-most]

I just realized that the whole Lagoona redesign thing is like a reverse of what they did in gen2 with that ghost character, Ari Hauntington. She had a very similar design to spectra (white skin, purple hair, chains) but different name, aspirations, voice - overall a different character. Meanwhile Lagoona's design has changed and it seems like her personality will too, judging by the emphasis on her fierce pirhanna teeth and her overall vibes, yet she’s still called “Lagoona”.

so like:

Gen3!Lagoona = same name, impliedly different character, completely different design

Ari = different name, different character, same-ish design

idk i think thats interesting

#monster high #monster high gen 3 #lagoona blue #ari hauntington #spectra vondergeist #monster high gen 2 #monster high reboot #mh

[sapphic-loser16]

in my opinion i think that ALONG with having the right to bite shad, Time should have ESPECIALLY SHARP teeth, which i think we have talked about before, WITH THE ADDITION he sharpens them by gnawing on rocks.

So hes just, a walking pirhanna

I also think he should have rabies, just for the vine

#FOR PRACTICAL REASONS THIS IS A JOKE #asks and replies #inversia au

[hoplite-miniatures]

In an attempt to devise some non-codex stratagem, I've created a concept for a basic military objective ground assault.

Soften hard and soft defenses with artillery strikes with skyray and hammerhead gunships, compliments of xv88 batteries and pathfinders, xv25 or ghostkeels act as FOs while vanguard forces muster.

Vanguard forces consisting of breacher squads and auxiliary squads boarded in devilfish, escorted by pirhannas and xv8s mobilize while artillery continues, ceasing halfway through time to target.

Vanguard begins first contact assault. Eliminating HVTs, key strategic points, etc. while main forces prepares for advance. FO teams and squads are picked up by vanguard devilfish, escorted by the pirhannas to join the vanguard or main force via mission dependency.

Once the vanguard establishes a "beachhead" the main force takes point, building tidewalls, calling on the vanguard only for special operations.

#warhammer 40k #tau #alternative concepts #worldbuilding

[therobishow]

Here’s my book rant for you. Boneyard by Seanan McGuire.

It’s set in the Deadlands setting, so basically Wild West but with monsters and some magic.

The book is about a traveling circus and the woman who has to tend to the monster exhibits while raising her mute daughter and running from her crazy narcissistic and abusive husband.

Overall, I’d say the book is really good, but there one thing that really sticks a thorn in my side.

So the circus has a collection of various monsters. There’s these red pirhanna things with teeth so sharp they bite themselves constantly, sending them into a feeding frenzy. They’ve got crazy poisonous spiders with skull patterns on their backs, they’ve got wasps the size of your forearm, an ENORMOUS catfish, a corn stalker which is this this pumpkin headed plant person.

Then, there’s the bloodwire.

What is a bloodwire you might ask?

I can’t tell you because apparently the author can’t either.

Throughout the ENTIRE BOOK they are constantly alluding to the bloodwire as a creature they have, but never once is it described or shown in action.

At one point the book even goes “and she told the little girl about the bloodwire” but NEVER ONCE DO WE AS THE READERS GET TO KNOW WHAT IT IS.

It seemed like for the entire book, the author was building up mystery around the bloodwire, deliberately concealing it so she could reveal it at the end as the circus’ most dangerous monster, maybe it would come in handy in the book’s final confrontation.

Literally all of the other circus monsters are used, except the bloodwire. I’m half convinced the author forgot about it halfway through.

That’s my book rant

I feel like a curse has been passed onto me because now I desperately want to know wtf a bloodwire is but I know that there is no answer. It is a curiosity that cannot be satisfied

#asks #answered #literature #books #boneyard #seanan mcguire #Bloodwire

[the-girl-with-the-glass-heart]

I love Gil a lot (maybe bc I kinda relate to him on a lvl) and it pains me that he gets a lot of hate. I do know that his character does have some flaws but?? His parents???? Are worse???? I do like my interpretation of him more than the canon one but still. I would like 2 thank u for ur work. You’re awesome ^^

Ur so sweet, i also have a fannon version of gil i might poster later on. He kinda look like a pirhanna ngl. Thank you for the compliment <3. Also sorry this response makes no sense my brain is fried.