#poor guillermo

[sharkbath]

Unfortunately not beating the gizmo allegations…

#poor guillermo #wwdits #what we do in the shadows #guillermo #nandermo #nadja #nandor #laszlo #colin robinson

[illustoryart]

So true, Gulliermo 🥲

#what we do in the shadows #wwdits #guillermo fanart #guillermo de la cruz #poor guillermo #harvey guillen #guillermo is the sweetest person on earth #yeah he is also a killer and vampire hunter

[dollopheadsandclotpoles]

every time you think Nandor can't become more of a stupid fuck, he becomes more of a stupid fuck

#wwdits #wwdits spoilers #I personally enjoy it even as it aggravates #poor Guillermo #nandor the relentless #what we do in the shadows

[fareehaandspaniards]

Proposal Part 2

That's what happened literally 1 min after the screenshot I made

(Don't take it seriously pls, I just had funny boss playthrough)

#my art #micolash host of the nightmare #micolash #oc x canon #the good hunter #poor Guillermo #bloodborne #doodles #micolash waifu material

[enekorre]

It would be so funny if Guillermo finally gets turned but it like. Wont take. And it turns out van helsing put some curse/blessing on his bloodline that prevented them from ever becoming a vampire

#M #wwdits guillermo #Wwdits #What we do in the shadows #Poor Guillermo

[baby-cows-supremacy]

wwdits s4e9 'Freddie' is my villain origin story. like. do I even have to elaborate? I now fully support my boi guillermo killing nandor. cuz like aaaaaaa

#wwdits s4e9 #wwdits #marwa deserves better #like tf happened in this episode #nandor u stupid fuck #poor guillermo #:( #nandor im gonna kill u #aaaaaaaa

[sam-violet]

NANDOR YOU FUCKING IDIOT

#WHAT THE FUCK WAS THIS EPISODE #OUCH????????? #POOR GUILLERMO #AND ALSO??? MARWA??? ARE THEY JUST GOING TO LEAVE HER LIKE THAT???? #NANDOR IM GOING TO FUCKING STRANGLE YOU #wwdits spoilers #wwdits #wwdits s4 spoilers #what we do in the shadows spoilers #what we do in the shadows

[ilostmypensandpaper]

Oof okay I see why people are upset about the Freddie episode

#wwdits #big oof #poor marwa she didnt deserve anything that happened this season #poor guillermo #what the heck nandor #nandor #what we do in the shadows

[basilcarnations]

*sliding the wwdits writers 50$ and a bag of totinos pizza rolls* dont. just dont upload it. just fade into the night. fade into your shame. dont shove a plank in your splinter wound.

#if they fuck up worse than last week im comin for their knees #my bf lives for this show and last week destroyed him if yall upset my little meowmeow again i swear to gOD- #justice for marwa #nandor can die in a hole idc #poor guillermo #wwdits #wwdits season 4

[toixxx-ace]

OKAY I FIXED IT

WE GOT TEEN COLIN ROBINSON LETS GOOOOO

#why did hulu do that to me #wwdits #wwdits spoilers #poor guillermo #NOT ENOUGH PEOPLE ARE TALKING ABOUT TEEN COLIN

[nadjantipaxos]

WHAT WE DO IN THE SHADOWS 5.06 | Urgent Care

#poor guillermo lmao #what we do in the shadows #wwdits #nadja of antipaxos #laszlo cravensworth #guillermo de la cruz #tvedit #wwditsedit #userbbelcher #chewieblog #usercats #wwdits gifs #wwdits spoilers #*mine

[anney-baker]

Nandor about his favorite wife

#I've had this idea since my 1st watch but wasn't sure about the layout #it's kinda cool that it's not the “perfect match” #since Nandor has ZERO clue what he actually wants #with poor Marwa as the perfect example #what we do in the shadows #wwdits #nandermo #nandor the relentless #guillermo de la cruz #anneybaker

[megaawkwardhuman]

wait the fuck a minute

guess this is the dead for a second eyes????

#what we do in the shadows #wwdits #guillermo de la cruz #nandor the relentless #throwing up my thoughts onto tumblr again #wwdits spoilers #wwdits season 5 #wwdits season 5 spoilers #wwdits s5 #wwdits s5 spoilers #anyway someone get these poor fucks some eye drops

[gerandor]

People: nandor’s a piece of shit and i hate him

Meanwhile nandor:

Loves animals

Tells guillermo to take care of spider houses

Loves glitter and made guillermo a beautiful glitter portrait that must have taken him hours to make

And in secret!!!

CREEPY PAPER !!!

Sacrificed his life to save guillermo at the vampires council

Didn’t let guillermo be the bait and decided to face the Sire himself

He took full responsibility for the Sire’s escape (it was nadja’s fault. She never told him the truth)

Jumped right after guillermo into the hole in the floor to save him (right after guillermo told him he’s dead to him because nadja and laszlo had kept him in a box for weeks)

Came up with a plan to save guillermo’s life at the night market

Called guillermo ‘always my friend’ and ‘closest companion of 13 years’ and ‘my best…man’

Told guillermo ‘despite my dead cold heart i have grown some affection for you.’ And that vampirism is a curse and I don’t want to burden you with it. (And guillermo told him to turn him before he leaves so that both can be happy. Guillermo told him he’s ok with nandor going away as long as nandor turns him.)

Is so depressed and lonely and sad he almost committed vampire suicide

Is so depressed and lonely and sad that he joined a cult and another vampire took advantage of him sexually and emotionally. He also let them cut his hair and pull out his fangs every night. He starved for a whole month. He waited for guillermo or any of his housemates to come get him for a whole month.

Just wants people to love him but doesn’t know how. He makes mistakes but he just wants to be loved. And to belong.

Has been alive and alone and away from everyone he knew for so long he has forgotten his mother tongue.

He misses his horse so much.

You say he’s shit at hypnosis but he says you can’t hypnotize people to do things they don’t want to do. He cares about consent, in a weird way. (Nadja never asks about others’ consent when she turns them. She also thinks child exploitation is fun)

He tries to solve things through diplomacy

He cares about hygiene

He told nadja there should be more to life than violence and bloodshed. Nadja who always chooses violence and bloodshed screamed at him and mocked him.

He told nadja and laszlo he had missed them. They didn’t give a shit.

He brought his dead wives (or a version of them) to life because he thought they loved him. And he loved them. Neither case was true. He loved guillermo. (Guillermo loved someone else)

The reason why people think nandor’s a piece of shit:

He cloned guillermo’s freddie because he didn’t want to hurt guillermo by actually having a relationship with the real freddie (this coming from someone who sleeps with laszlo who’s in a very dedicated relationship with nadja.)

(He also offered his fake freddie to guillermo to make him happy. He let go of his fake freddie to make guillermo happy. He acknowledged that he might’ve hurt guillermo after all. He didn’t want to hurt guillermo.)

All i’m saying is , there is so much more to nandor than people keep labeling him as. He’s stupid but not just stupid. He’s not a piece of shit. He’s just been a monster for 7 centuries and has been a war criminal before that and is now trying so hard to have human feelings and compassion. He’s not perfect but show me a character on this show who is? And it’s all his imperfections that make him a lovable character.

#wwdits #nandor the relentless #nandermo #guillermo de la cruz #what we do in the shadows #stop calling nandor a piece of shit #i love him #he’s my poor little meow meow #he’s been through a lot #he’s trying

[bloodorangebetch]

I want nandermo to get married and for guillermo to be the biggest bridezilla

#i want the judgy gay to come out #i mean the weddings are definitely gonna be compared #so he has to make it perfect #meanwhile the vamps are full weaponized incompetence mode #poor blorbo #wwdits #nandermo #nandor the relentless #guillermo de la cruz

[annabethwarriorprincess]

My favorite thing is that Derek has been trying to fuck Guillermo since the day they met and when he finally has his chance for a Homoerotic Vampire Turning that opens the door to him and Guillermo being together like in all the classic vampire stories Derek's awkwardness fucks it up all over again.

#wwdits #This Poor Man #wwdits derek #derek wwdits #guillermo de la cruz #wwdits season 5 #wwdits spoilers