#poor guy.

[ladiemars]

telling halsin you trust him not to hurt you during sex is objectively the funniest option in that scene because he’s so touched and assures you “nevertheless, i will be gentle!” immediately followed by him slipping up and accidentally turning into an apex predator

#poor guy. #bg3 #baldur’s gate 3 #halsin #bg3 halsin #baldur’s gate #halsin x tav #bg3 spoilers

[weaver-z]

If Book Crowley or Radio Crowley met Show Aziraphale they'd be like "oh my god I can't believe Heaven manipulated you like that... what did they do to you..... we have to get you some therapy angel :(" and if Book Aziraphale or Radio Aziraphale met Show Aziraphale they would roast the fuck out of him

#good omens #book omens #POOR GUY. #ineffable husbands #aziraphale #anthony j crowley

[whatthebodygraspsnot]

so we all know that ian is an overthinker, but can you imagine how that must manifest when he thinks he’s fumbled the bag somehow in the bedroom?

i just know my man is laying there, post-fuck, running through the play-by-play in his head like “jesus christ what was that. what WAS that. never in my whole life-… i mean who the fuck says ‘pie-hole’ these days? did mickey hear me? i need to vanish without a trace-”

and meanwhile mickey is all comfortably laid back beside him with a cigarette, fucked-out and happy as a clam and planning for round two.

#poor guy. #gallavich #‘actually they would communicate—’ yeah i know they would. this is a joke <3

[loupy-mongoose]

I know the implications of what Nico think he’s warning Lav about and all that jazz

But I cannot get over how GOOBERY he looks, I love it, this is perfect, thank you for this image.

Angles are hard XD

GOOBER

#phlurrii #ask #art #Poor guy. #Tries to give serious warning. #Gets the Goober treatment.

[prnsn001]

Ys IX: Monstrum Nox (2019)

#ys #ys series #ys ix #ys 9 #ys ix monstrum nox #イース #イースix #イース9 #adol christin #crimson king #nihon falcom #nintendo switch #game gifs #pnscapture #PNys9 #poor guy.

[wilbursims]

I decided to redesign a character of mine that I've missed dearly. His name is Willard! He may or may not have started the zombie apocalypse.

#chemical burns #severe chemical burns #burns #severe burns #radiation burns #... So many burns. #Poor guy. #He's supposed to be a villain and yet I feel bad for him. #wilbur sims #my artwork

[propertyofkylar]

Ouch a pity fuck.

That would probably crush Kylar's soul if pc was with him out of pity.

THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING

like if he found out?? he would be so devastated. i wonder though. think he would probably still let pc keep doing it? since he loves pc so much...maybe any attention from them would be enough to satisfy kylar.

or maybe he would get angry. and violent. he might kidnap pc again until you were stockholm syndromed into loving him for real.

he definitely would cry no matter what tho

#kylar the loner #dol #poor guy. #you are NEVER a pity fuck to me my love

[youssefguedira]

palmer............

#actually very upset by that. why #chi sei spoilers #poor guy. #neon watches stuff #as a movie person. i respect that. theres Stakes. however. >:(

[onthenightwatch]

He's alive. Smiled at me with the most fucking traumatized smile I've seen. -Hana

Ah. Yeah. That’s how I felt after my first day. Hope he’s okay.

#Poor guy. #ask blog #asks open #fnaf ask blog #fnaf au

[plainemmanem]

no see cos every talks about kurt the type to cum the moment he gets his dick wet but no one wants to utitilise that?? catch me seeing the most public place you can get away with it. kurt whines pathetically when you start, leaning over when at the cinema, and palming him thru his pants but you both know he rlly loves it. another minute and he's rock hard & ur hand is sneaking in, wet w spit. it takes only a couple minutes of stroking & he's whimpering and bucking up into your hands -- the squelchy sounds are louder than his embarrassed noises. he's recording the whole thing on his phone, barely visible in the dark -until he cums where he buries his face in ur neck and fumbles his phone & accidentally posting it

whewwwww right right you’re so right.

you’re at dinner and it’s kind of an intimate place, low lighting and tables for two and quiet couples talking all soft and sweet, and kurt said he would take you there because it’s “the ritziest place in town.” even though he literally has like. $10 to his name. but you get there and you’re sitting kind of side by side in a little booth, and you’re touching his arm and flirting with him because you love how pathetic and blushy he gets when you flirt with him and whisper in his ear. and he’s trying to act cool and he’s completely failing, and you have your hand on his thigh, rubbing back and forth so he can get used to your touch. and then you’re slowly working it up his thigh, your knuckles brushing his crouch. and he jumps a little like “h-hey what’re you doing down there heh” all nervous. but you just whisper in his ear like “it’s ok, just be quiet ok:)” and then you’re rubbing him through his pants and squeezing at the outline of his cock and he’s groaning and trying to hide his face behind his hand and he’s squeezing his eyes shut bc he really doesn’t wanna have a mess to clean up. and the waiter comes over as you’re pawing at him kurt’s just like. a nervous wreck. stumbling over his words and asking for the check. and he’s gripping the table so hard like “🙂u-uh could we just uh hm, can can we just have the bill please.” and when he walks away, you’re fumbling with his zipper and running a fingertip over his boxers and he’s like “l-listen we we should probably wait till we get outsid—” and you cut him off when you put your hand down his boxers and palm him right there under the table. and he’s just squeezing his eyes shut and swallowing so hard and just the warmth of your hand around him takes him right to the brink and you know it. so you give him a little squeeze and you whisper all sultry in his ear like “you can let go kurt, no one will know” and he gums right there and he has to have you walk in front of him when you leave to hide the mess:)

#poor guy. #he’s like a toy. a fun little toy:)

[vegone]

" . . . how much is tattoo removal. "

#poor guy. #tbt

[0wllight]

oh god i made mel's new lore so angsty and so sad and depressing and awful. i traumatized him so bad help me

#NOTHING BETTER THAN GIVING YOUR OCS IRREVERSIBEL TRAUMA #WOOOO HOOO!!! #WE LOVE TO SEE IT #poor guy. #minho shut up

[heavensbled]

Me tryna convince Illeit to switch to Coeurl. But also what is Quality Tumblr...that looks like ass. One day the whole cast will be here and we can take a group photo. That is my dream, as SOLDIER.

#why is everyone everywhere else!! #ran a dungeon with an estinien. #that was hilarious. #poor guy.

[ctommy]

qcellbit is having a bad couple of days

#txt #poor guy.

[deityforged]

Declan is such a needy boyfriend and I think it’s the cutest thing. He’s literally the “would you still love me-“ “if what” “no that was the question 🥺🥺🥺” meme

#Declan. #poor guy.

[badcountryofficial]

one day it's "i'm getting exactly what someone like me deserves. i'm a horrible person. heh. maybe i'm really in hell." mentally ill and the next it's "get the fuck out of my way you are dirt beneath my feet LOL i'm gonna fuck like thirty people. nothing matters let's PARTY" mentally ill<2

#holds his hand #poor guy. #and occasionally he comes out of the mental illness and breaks down sobbing about it #'why am i like this i don't wanna be like this anymore' type beat u feel #that's when we cry together #he's soooooo coping mechanism #countryposting