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ashtxeman · 7 months
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PUNCHOUT SPOILERS BELOW
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Epithet Erased (webshow & lite novel) | Ace Attorney (video game series & anime)
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[This poll was made by silly mistake on the part of the tournament runner, who misread the bracket. Sorry! It won't count towards the overall tournament. Followers have voted to make Gio/Molly PPP's mascots if they win tho!]
Giovanni Potage & Molly Blyndeff:
1. THEY’RE SO SILLYYYYYYY i love them. they’re such a prime example of friendship with an age gap in media, which, i think needs to happen a bit more. i have friends older than me! i have friends younger than me! and also they’re just. goofy. silly 2. Would any friendship bracket truly be complete without this dynamic duo? She’s a serious an disillusioned elementary school student, resigned to her miserable lot in life after years of neglect and doing her family’s taxes. He’s a wacky and optimistic teenager turned supervillain, here to sweep her away from her abusive family. Together, they commit CRIMES! 3. She is an anxious child who has the power to dumb down noises or impacts to help her deal with the literal everything in her life, as she has to balance school and her family’s toy store, especially as her father and sister seem to prioritize their own selves and not care about the family as a whole. Molly is like 11 or something and has to do her family’s taxes! He is a villainous mastermind!…well, he says he is. In actuality, Giovanni is a captain in the Bonzai Blasters, with ambitions of being promoted to Vice Principal…or even Associate Justice or Valedictorian! (Yes. This is how that system is organized) But unlike the rest, he prioritizes the wellbeing of his minions above all else. He’s comfortable with his masculinity, as he knits for his minions and packs them all some soup in case they get hungry. Oh! He also has the power of soup. He can make soup, make steam of soup, and every 13th physical hit from him deals critical damage (that has nothing to do with soup. It’s just what he does). After a heist gone wrong, these two meet, and Giovanni adopts Molly as one of his minions (giving her the minion name “Beartrap”, on account of her bear hoodie. She likes bears). Together, they thwart/do a heist and steal a valuable amulet. Giovanni also distances Molly from the Banzais when the cops show up, so she will not have to worry about legal troubles. Not spoiling much about the book (Prison of Plastic, go read it), but Giovanni continues to stand up for Molly against her family, who continues to write her off. He tries to get her sister to connect with her and soften up. He can’t do much with the dad because he sucks. Giovanni makes sure Molly knows how cool she is as a person and that she doesn’t let herself be walked all over by other people. He helps her stand up for herself, and in turn, she helps him with crime.
Maya Fey & Phoenix Wright:
1. Quite frankly I don’t think they will win. They are constantly being tormented and experiencing the horrors and this poll would be no different. 2. they literally cannot die no matter what hell canon puts them through. fall off that bridge n cliff to a deathly boy! get kidnapped like 4 times girl! when she gets kidnapped like the first time, they had to make a new sprite for Phoenix coz he didn’t look devasted and depressed enough. Power of friendship though! and she is OKI! :) 3. The most iconic attorney and assistant pair in the series. Phoenix canonically ran onto a burning bridge to try to save Maya when she was in danger. His call with her got cut off once and he left the country to go make sure she was safe. She’s been kidnapped twice to be used as leverage against him and both times she was more worried about him than herself. She once jumped in front of a taser to try to protect him. He’s also defended her from murder accusations like four times. Their relationship defines the original game trilogy even more than the Wright-Edgeworth relationship does. Other Ace Attorney games wish they could replicate this dynamic. They got added to a fighting game as a single unit where they work together to fight. They both think they’re the reasonable one in this friendship, despite neither of them actually deserving that title.
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funnuraba · 2 years
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I think it happened. Cards on the table I think Kaisaru is endgame in the manga. I’ve been trying for a month to read these pages in any other way. all the Canon WLWs are still being gay as hell in the ending, and this is directly after a scene establishing putting suntan lotion on someone’s back as a h*rny activity you do for someone you have a crush on. (Mawari literally says this out loud because  nobody’s crush has ended, so the class president is doing it for Nagasumi)
There’s no real buildup to it, but apparently there was some delay because the mangaka was injured, so the ending is kind of all over the place and there are at least 15 characters in play. Short summary, Kai finally takes the suit off and has his punchout with Nagasumi over Sun, and SPOILERS but yes, the couple that gets engaged in the first chapter are endgame. Kai loses, lets everyone use his submarine for the ending battle, and then has seemingly sworn off women in the last chapter.
It was real for 11 years and no one told me until i read it for myself. we can’t be living like this.
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Here's an insano list that will be continually updated so I have an online record of all that Im currently receptive to include. Consider this spoilers actually.
Greens got a spot on the timeline finalized.
White is sorted by era for workload
Agar.io, Saurian,Ancestors,Far Cry,Civ,History channel,The sumerian game,Hammurabi,Ass cred,Ryse son of rome,Ghost of Tsushima,evil dead,Kingdom come deliverance,western gun,Turok,Oregon trail,Samurai western,Call of Juarez,Red Dead Revolver,GUN,This land is my land,Bioshock Infinite,Valiant Hearts,Call of cthulhu,Sea wolf,Battlefield,Mafia, front line, endless war, the saboteur,Medal of honor,Call of Dutygenesisnoir,Capcom 1942,Commando,Castle wolfenstein?The incredibles,Cathode ray tube amusemen device,La Noire remember da whorient,Bertie the Brain,Nimrod,Destroy All humans,Christophers draughts,Fonzie road race,Atomic Heart,Tennis for two, gta,Spy hunter ,Spacewar!, xcom, metal gear, resident evil, 1967 world series, team fortress, afterburner, galaxy game, computer space, pong, silent hill, night driver, elevator action, E.T, space ace, uncharted, firewatch, jalopy, contra, gone home, portal, postal, prey, max Payne, illbleed, blood, FEAR, venture bros, manhunt, dead island, dead rising, kane and lynch , bully, cherry 2000, hell comes to frog town, burt reynolds flick, socom, saints row, mercenaries, half life,Alpha protocol,Outlast,Life is strange,Payday,Sleeping Dogs,Lollipop Chainsaw,Duck dynasty, hatred, tomb raider, Evil within,Dying light, edith finch, control, trad meme, alaskan road trucker, tume pilot, disco elysium, octodad, tacoma,Van Buren Tech Demo,Five lesbians eating quiche, thag cute radioactive couple,Fallout: Zero,System Shock,One man and a crate of puppets,Fallout: Frost,Wasteland,Fallout nevada,Atom RPG,Metro,Soma,Ashes twentysixty three,Fountain of Dreams ,Organ Trail,Employee of the month,Fallout 1.5 Resurrection,Squidward suicide,Stray,Horizon,Fallout Yesterday,Jazzpunk,xcom classic, breaking badFallout New Califnornia,Mad Max,Hwarts of Iron OWB, soace station 13,Storyteller,Fallout Lanius,Fallout nuka breakFallout 4 miami,All roads,Death Stranding,Morrowind,Outer Worlds
Fallout minecraft map,Fallout:Dust
Post war:Spongebob, 60 seconds, the story must be told, fallout revelation, starcraft, space quest, dead space, broken roads, breath of death, star heroine
Prewar: 2050+, idealized-era retroscifi jetsons, overwatch, series of unfortunate events, deathloop, f zero x, afro samurai, thief reboot
Prewar 2025-50, dystopia class struggle sci fi deus ex, cyberpunk, mirrors edge, cruelty squad, final fantasy
Pre war (big mess of speculative future) home front,dishonored, naissancE, space station 13, crackdown, timesplitters, kentucky route zero, red faction, dreambreak, attack of the saucermen, metal slug
My lived yearss that one 4chan comic in france, plants vs zombies ,the boys, slender, sniper assassin, stalker, hitman, the quarry, pandemic 2, black watchmen, alien hominid, police quest, tony hawk, ape out, ace attorney, the beginners guide, arma, aemy of teo , chimamande adichi, crysis, just cause, just dance, prototype, skate, various sports, dangenrampa, true crime, post void, burger tycoon, dino crisis, the cat lady downfall devil went through here lorelei, science adventure, goldsrc counter strike, detectives united, deadly premonition, freedom fighters, eternal darkness, unboxing, that unity game abt the painting, subnautica, perfect dark, famicon wars, the darkness
1900s fnaf, calvin and hobbes, papers please, mother, zaxxon, heros journey, stalin vs martians, x files, tom clancy, spec ops, gorillaz, the sims, GI Joe, leisure suit larry, pathologic, cold war game, hammer and sickle, jurassic park, evil dead, james bond Tropico, sims city, ikari warriors, spy hunter, time crisis, alone in the dark, syphon filter, gabriek knight, arma cold war, chinua achebe, camara laye, persona, shenmu, yakuza, brothers in arms, company of heroes, punchout, operation flashpoint, professor layton, sniper ghost warrior, sniper elite, undying, stanley parable, hotline miam, war in the east, wings of orey, men of war, 9th company, red orchestra, iron front, death to spies, mother russia bleeds, roller coaster tycoon, counterspy, esrls day off , gaiden, shin megami, suda 57, fatal frame, gorogoa, hotel room dusk
1800s thief, amnesia, samurai champloo, jojo, dark pictures anthology, wadjet games multiverse, bloodborne
1500s sekiro
1400s Europa Universalis
1300s Demons souls classic
1100s lionheart
1000s crusader kings, chrono trigger
800s prince of persia
200 silk
100 romanc eof the three kingdoms, dynasty warriors
Ancient 0ad, pharoah, the scorpion king, sphynx and the cursed mummy, age if mythology, noahs ark, empire esrth, rise of nations, total war, tak and the power of juju, hades
Cavepeople: dawn of man, jawa mammoth, age of empires, tork, tail of the sun, echo secrets of the lost cavern,roots of patcha
Old af: jurassic the hunted, nanosaur, a prehistoric tale, id software timeline, AVP TIMELINE OLD AF, evo, evolution games of itnelligent ligr, lynn margulis, civ dinosaur war like cthulhu mythos, robert howard books, cthukhu saves
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convictagainstda · 6 years
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what did they do to my girl convict show me
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don’t ask me what her expression is because i can’t tell
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akrona · 3 years
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thoughts on deltarune chapter 2 (spoiler-free)
great things:
the writing is excellent as always. laughed out loud at many points, had Feelings at many points. but it's a toby fox game so that's par for the course.
ch1 and undertale had a problem where the overworld puzzles are just repetitive obstacles slapped on to make it feel more like a game and less like a walking sim. ch2's puzzles are more integrated into the setting, and more varied to keep it interesting.
fun battles. the s/r-action makes for more strategizing and the mercy/hp meters were a great addition. spare requirements are fun to figure out. great new bullet patterns, doing a lot of creative stuff. battles were more challenging. i am reasonably good at bullet hell but i actually lost a couple times (only time in ch1 that happened to me was against jevil).
game's a lot longer! love to have Content, babey
liking the plot so far, and the pace at which it is progressing. obviously there's a lot of unanswered questions, but that's good considering it's not close to finished. it can be very hard to get the pacing right for a work released in sections; you need to consider how it will come across both for people playing as they're released and waiting years for the next installment, as well as for later players who will experience it all at once. this is extra hard when the fandom is prone to analyzing and speculating on every little detail. how much do you reveal? what cliffhangers would be really awkward if you got the answer five minutes later? (i suspect it helped being involved in homestuck which had to thread this needle constantly)
the art is consistently good. temmie's stuff has always been solid but in the previous games it was obvious which bits got attention, and the rest was pretty lackluster. this one has so much stuff to look at, and it's all part of a cohesive whole. i absolutely loved the whole overworld and the enemy designs.
relatedly, there's a lot more sprite animation on the overworld which is nice. makes everyone seem like solid characters instead of just static walk cycles sliding around the map.
soundtrack is full of bangers but, again, it's a toby fox game so that's not surprising. i was head-bobbing for like half the game
that ending???? that particular reveal had not even occurred to me but it makes a lot of sense. i said 'oh dang' out loud
thank you for the disaster lesbians toby (does that count as a spoiler? i don't think so, it was obvious in ch1 that was going to be expanded on)
criticisms (these are all very minor):
the recruit mechanic is barely explained and i don't really get it. i have no idea what switching characters in the cafe is supposed to do. i assume this will be expanded on in later chapters, but some indication of the actual benefit of recruiting would have been nice.
i found the controls in the punchout sections hard to use. like, i couldn't tell when i was dodging, what counted as a hit, etc. maybe i'm just bad at punchout though
not enough lancer. give me the round boy. (i was hoping he'd function like the undertale cell phone, and he sort of does, but he has much less to say, and he barely interacts with susie)
there are a couple sections of auto-dialogue that i wish would slow down. i mean the one where [character] is monologuing at you in the middle of a difficult timed puzzle is obviously supposed to be annoying, but there's way too much expository dialogue in there for something you can't fully focus on. and there's no reason for the other one (the long hallway) not to wait for confirmation to continue, and i missed a few lines.
could have used a few more save points imo. in particular i would have liked to have one right before the bumper cars, as a warning that a big battle was coming. (i wasn't healed up so i lost first try and it would have been nice to respawn right in front of it)
i've had problems in all three games with navigation. despite the fact that "just go to the right to progress" remains generally true, backtracking can be hard because it's hard to remember where things are.
this is a problem with delatrune as a whole: i wish the keymapping options were at the very beginning, and globally applied. i find wasd much more comfortable but you have to get through the first chunk of the game before it even gives you the option to change it
conclusion:
it good.
it's literally free so you have absolutely no excuse to not play it. even if you haven't played undertale you can still understand it just fine.
toby put a warning not to play if you haven't gone through undertale, due to spoilers, but honestly given the weird AU relationship between the two i don't think that's a huge issue. there is admittedly one big spoiler in ch1 (without giving it away: your dad) and that might hurt the emotional impact of a late-game reveal, but if you've seen much fanart you probably already know about him. otherwise it's mostly like "oh hey it's that guy, i know them!"
i am going to replay it right now brb
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mochamartyr · 3 years
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DELTARUNE DELTARUNE DELTARUNE (spoilers for chapter 2!!)
DUDE WHAT THE FUCK
IT WAS SO GOOD.
i love queen. she is a queen. she is fucking hilarious. she is like lancer but i like her more. what
i’m glad toby didn’t reset susie’s arc!!! it’s great to see that she still has her personality but still grew as a person.
noelle is cool, ig
fuck berdly. hate that guy
the fucking final bossfight? where it turned into punchout? with mega queen and THE THRASH MACHINE MAKES A RETURN?????? DUDE WHAT THAT WAS AWESOME
alright let’s talk about the ending:
HUH????? KRIS MADE A FOUNTAIN IN THE REAL WORLD?? IS IT EVEN THE REAL WORLD??? WHAT THE FUCK
yea, so this was WAY better than chapter 1. the difference is ASTOUNDING. the visuals are an excellent expansion of the undertale style. the music fucking slaps, of course (queen’s theme <3). the battle mechanics are engaging (acting is often a little minigame), and actually requires a bit of strategy.
i will add more to this as i generate more thoughts
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Deltarune spoilers
If chapter 2 has a punchout reference I want an ace attorney reference at some point in here with off brand cornered music lol
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wazafam · 3 years
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Warning: contains spoilers for Immortal Hulk #43
Part of the Hulk's appeal is that he is the eternal outsider. Even when he's on teams like the Avengers, he is often mistrusted and disrespected by more conventional heroes who fear the Hulk's raw destructive power and few teams have clashed with the green brute as much as the Fantastic Four. Despite Hulk's countless battles with Thing though, Marvel's first family has made peace with Hulk and now serve as his allies more than opponents. Unfortunately, the same can't be said for their dark counterparts. In Immortal Hulk #43 Hulk faces off against the evil Fantastic Four, the U-Foes.
The new issue from writer Al Ewing and artist Joe Bennet is following up on more than a few plotlines from throughout the Immortal Hulk series. Hulk has been in a bit of a bind ever since the Leader framed him for the destruction of a small town. This led to the death of Devil Hulk and the brutal torture of Bruce Banner, leaving only Joe Fixit and the Childlike Hulk left to fend for themselves. Hulk was killed, brought back, then held captive in a space station by the government. Even after Joe Fixit blew a hole in the Space Station to escape, his woe wasn't over as he then had to face off against the Thing while sapped of his famous strength. Luckily, after a punchout, Ben agreed to let Hulk go and say that he got away. Realizing that the real Fantastic Four was on Hulk's side, the government decided to hire a new squad of Hulk hunters, the U-Foes.
Related: Hulk is Living Marvel's Version of 300, and He's the Villain
Only caring about his own survival, Joe wanders around New York, attempting to lay low while the government searches for him. When a child wearing a Hulk hoodie is threatened by police though, even Joe can't stand idly by. The weakened Hulk roars to life and boasts that he's the strongest there is. The cops free the kid, but that's not where Hulk's troubles end. Detecting the pulse of gamma radiation that comes when Joe Hulks out, the U-Foes appear almost immediately. The group's leader, Vector, uses telekinetically charged energy blasts to burn holes into Hulk. The wounded brute looks back in agony only to see the group of villains standing above him, ready to dismantle him piece by piece and assure him that he's no longer the strongest.
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While the Hulk has no shortage of people both good and bad who despise him, the U-Foes Hulk hatred borders on obsessive. The team got their start trying to replicate the rocket launch which ended up creating the Fantastic Four. In a fit of sheer arrogance, they removed the shielding from their ship, meaning the already lethal dose of cosmic radiation they were attempting to absorb would end up killing them in seconds. The Hulk stepped in to save them just in time, a favor which the team has eternally resented him for. To the four villains who became known as Vector, Ironclad, Vapor, and X-Ray, the Hulk's intervention didn't save their lives, it prevented them from becoming gods.
One of the things that make the team unique among Hulk villains lies with X-Ray's ability to control radiation, including gamma radiation. He has the power to send out anti-gamma radiation, making him one of the few people who can turn Hulk back into Banner. Considering the Hulk has lost strength, this will make an already tough set of opponents nearly impossible. If there's one thing readers should know about the Hulk though, it's that his different personalities make him a one-man army.
Next: If Bruce Banner Hadn't Become the Hulk, He'd Have Been a Murderer
Hulk's Newest Villains Are An Evil Fantastic Four | Screen Rant from https://ift.tt/3pWaeCt
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platonic-pals-punchout · 10 months
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Round 1 part 1: Nimona (movie & graphic novel) / Epithet Erased (webshow & lite novel)
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Ballister Boldheart & Nimona:
They've been through a lot together, despite only knowing each other for a few days. Plus they are both badass.
Giovanni Potage & Molly Blyndeff:
1. THEY'RE SO SILLYYYYYYY i love them. they're such a prime example of friendship with an age gap in media, which, i think needs to happen a bit more. i have friends older than me! i have friends younger than me! and also they're just. goofy. silly 2. Would any friendship bracket truly be complete without this dynamic duo? She's a serious an disillusioned elementary school student, resigned to her miserable lot in life after years of neglect and doing her family's taxes. He's a wacky and optimistic teenager turned supervillain, here to sweep her away from her abusive family. Together, they commit CRIMES! 3. She is an anxious child who has the power to dumb down noises or impacts to help her deal with the literal everything in her life, as she has to balance school and her family's toy store, especially as her father and sister seem to prioritize their own selves and not care about the family as a whole. Molly is like 11 or something and has to do her family's taxes! He is a villainous mastermind!...well, he says he is. In actuality, Giovanni is a captain in the Bonzai Blasters, with ambitions of being promoted to Vice Principal...or even Associate Justice or Valedictorian! (Yes. This is how that system is organized) But unlike the rest, he prioritizes the wellbeing of his minions above all else. He's comfortable with his masculinity, as he knits for his minions and packs them all some soup in case they get hungry. Oh! He also has the power of soup. He can make soup, make steam of soup, and every 13th physical hit from him deals critical damage (that has nothing to do with soup. It's just what he does). After a heist gone wrong, these two meet, and Giovanni adopts Molly as one of his minions (giving her the minion name "Beartrap", on account of her bear hoodie. She likes bears). Together, they thwart/do a heist and steal a valuable amulet. Giovanni also distances Molly from the Banzais when the cops show up, so she will not have to worry about legal troubles. Not spoiling much about the book (Prison of Plastic, go read it), but Giovanni continues to stand up for Molly against her family, who continues to write her off. He tries to get her sister to connect with her and soften up. He can't do much with the dad because he sucks. Giovanni makes sure Molly knows how cool she is as a person and that she doesn't let herself be walked all over by other people. He helps her stand up for herself, and in turn, she helps him with crime.
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Wander Over Yonder (tv show) | Epithet Erased (website & lite novel)
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Wander & Sylvia:
These two pals travel the galaxy together, exploring and having adventures! If their friendship can defeat the evil Lord Hater, it can defeat a bunch of other friends too!
Giovanni Potage & Molly Blyndeff:
1. THEY’RE SO SILLYYYYYYY i love them. they’re such a prime example of friendship with an age gap in media, which, i think needs to happen a bit more. i have friends older than me! i have friends younger than me! and also they’re just. goofy. silly 2. Would any friendship bracket truly be complete without this dynamic duo? She’s a serious an disillusioned elementary school student, resigned to her miserable lot in life after years of neglect and doing her family’s taxes. He’s a wacky and optimistic teenager turned supervillain, here to sweep her away from her abusive family. Together, they commit CRIMES! 3. She is an anxious child who has the power to dumb down noises or impacts to help her deal with the literal everything in her life, as she has to balance school and her family’s toy store, especially as her father and sister seem to prioritize their own selves and not care about the family as a whole. Molly is like 11 or something and has to do her family’s taxes! He is a villainous mastermind!…well, he says he is. In actuality, Giovanni is a captain in the Bonzai Blasters, with ambitions of being promoted to Vice Principal…or even Associate Justice or Valedictorian! (Yes. This is how that system is organized) But unlike the rest, he prioritizes the wellbeing of his minions above all else. He’s comfortable with his masculinity, as he knits for his minions and packs them all some soup in case they get hungry. Oh! He also has the power of soup. He can make soup, make steam of soup, and every 13th physical hit from him deals critical damage (that has nothing to do with soup. It’s just what he does). After a heist gone wrong, these two meet, and Giovanni adopts Molly as one of his minions (giving her the minion name “Beartrap”, on account of her bear hoodie. She likes bears). Together, they thwart/do a heist and steal a valuable amulet. Giovanni also distances Molly from the Banzais when the cops show up, so she will not have to worry about legal troubles. Not spoiling much about the book (Prison of Plastic, go read it), but Giovanni continues to stand up for Molly against her family, who continues to write her off. He tries to get her sister to connect with her and soften up. He can’t do much with the dad because he sucks. Giovanni makes sure Molly knows how cool she is as a person and that she doesn’t let herself be walked all over by other people. He helps her stand up for herself, and in turn, she helps him with crime.
Note: This blog is run & followed by aromantics. Insisting any pairs are ~actually romantic~ will not only cause you to be blocked on the spot, but you’ll be outed as someone not safe to be queer around. No one wants to hear how stupid you look with those shipping goggles on.
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Buddy Daddies (anime) | Doctor Who (tv show)
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Rei Suwa & Kazuki Kurusu:
I think that their friendship should prevail because the name of the anime is Buddy daddies first of all…they are buddies!!! And fathers!!! They helped raise their adopted daughter together!! Also unrelated to the fact that they have a daughter but their friendship is so strong that Kazuki saved Rei from his old abusive life and pit of depression solely because he didn’t like seeing his friend live like that. And he gave Rei a reason to live and to leave his past of organized crime!!! They have gone through hell and back with one another and were both there for each other when dealing with their respective childhood traumas (they had some very heartfelt conversations with one another on a car ride home when Rei was asking if they could change despite their poor upbringings). Also they are literally in a platonic marriage with each other at the end of the show! They both have similar/matching rings but Kazuki says that he was with other girls, and they weren’t in romantic love with each-other throughout the show!
The Doctor & Donna Noble:
They literally saved the universe together and they did it with the power of friendship, found Family and maybe a lil timelord magic :D
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Adventure Time (tv show) | Elementary (tv show)
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Finn the Human & Jake the Dog
1. They are literally THE best pals. Their souls have been together since the time of the dinosaurs, and they keep reincarnating together every time. In their current life, Jake is Finn’s big bro, and looks out for him, and Finn also looks out for his bro. They’re always together, adventuring together, and just generally hanging out. In the end of the series, after their deaths, Jake decided to keep reincarnating with Finn, saying “It’s great to be alive with you”, as when we see the future in a thousand years, they’re in new bodies, still together. 2. THEE best friends
Sherlock Holmes & Joan Watson:
1. Male female friendship that is NOT a romance, they live together and end up raising an adopted kid together. 2. Solving crime, putting away bad guys, the OG dream team but they made John a woman AND THEN THEY DIDNT FORCE THEM TOGETHER ROMANTICALLY. I just love it so much I love my crime fighter found Family duo
Note: This blog is run & followed by aromantics. Insisting any pairs are ~actually romantic~ will not only cause you to be blocked on the spot, but you'll out yourself as someone not safe to be queer around. No one wants to hear how stupid you look with those shipping goggles on.
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Spies Are Forever (theatre) | Epithet Erased (webshow & lite novel)
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Agent Curt Mega & Tatiana Slozhno:
1. they meet as spies working against each other, and are soon after both sent to seduce the other as part of their respective missions. when tatiana's employers kidnap and torture curt, she betrays them to save him, and then saves him again when he almost gets himself killed by them a second time. curt brings her to his safe house, and his mother assumes they're a couple. they wonder if maybe they should give it a try, they kiss, and then they both confess that they absolutely are not interested in the other like that, and so they decide to just be friends. they take down the bad guys together, and then curt gets passports made for tatiana and her family so they can safely get to the united states and she cans see them again.
Giovanni Potage & Molly Blyndeff:
1. THEY’RE SO SILLYYYYYYY i love them. they’re such a prime example of friendship with an age gap in media, which, i think needs to happen a bit more. i have friends older than me! i have friends younger than me! and also they’re just. goofy. silly 2. Would any friendship bracket truly be complete without this dynamic duo? She’s a serious an disillusioned elementary school student, resigned to her miserable lot in life after years of neglect and doing her family’s taxes. He’s a wacky and optimistic teenager turned supervillain, here to sweep her away from her abusive family. Together, they commit CRIMES! 3. She is an anxious child who has the power to dumb down noises or impacts to help her deal with the literal everything in her life, as she has to balance school and her family’s toy store, especially as her father and sister seem to prioritize their own selves and not care about the family as a whole. Molly is like 11 or something and has to do her family’s taxes! He is a villainous mastermind!…well, he says he is. In actuality, Giovanni is a captain in the Bonzai Blasters, with ambitions of being promoted to Vice Principal…or even Associate Justice or Valedictorian! (Yes. This is how that system is organized) But unlike the rest, he prioritizes the wellbeing of his minions above all else. He’s comfortable with his masculinity, as he knits for his minions and packs them all some soup in case they get hungry. Oh! He also has the power of soup. He can make soup, make steam of soup, and every 13th physical hit from him deals critical damage (that has nothing to do with soup. It’s just what he does). After a heist gone wrong, these two meet, and Giovanni adopts Molly as one of his minions (giving her the minion name “Beartrap”, on account of her bear hoodie. She likes bears). Together, they thwart/do a heist and steal a valuable amulet. Giovanni also distances Molly from the Banzais when the cops show up, so she will not have to worry about legal troubles. Not spoiling much about the book (Prison of Plastic, go read it), but Giovanni continues to stand up for Molly against her family, who continues to write her off. He tries to get her sister to connect with her and soften up. He can’t do much with the dad because he sucks. Giovanni makes sure Molly knows how cool she is as a person and that she doesn’t let herself be walked all over by other people. He helps her stand up for herself, and in turn, she helps him with crime.
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Sir Fitzroy Maplecout & Argonaut Keene:
they’ve survived traveling through Literal Hell together, they’ve spoken to god(s), they are magical besties with entwined futures, they are college roommates, their combined ego alone is enough to beat the competition
Optimus Prime & Ratchet:
They are millions of years old and have been close friends for several of those million. They have been through eons of war and losing their homeworld together. They have been refugees on a planet entirely opposite their own and have differences of opinion, but remain friends who know each other better than anyone. They have supported and healed each other through all their hardships and injuries. They have saved each others’ lives countless times. Their term of endearment is literally “Old Friend” and it is spoken often. They have saved two planets (said homeworld and Earth) with the help of their team. Their team is basically a family they co-parent, because they are both responsible and caring adults. Optimus is the leader and Ratchet is the healer, and together they have endured more trauma and loss imaginable, but still they stay strong for one another and to protect and save lives to the best of their abilities.
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Megamind (movie) | Transformers: Prime (tv show)
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Megamind & Minion:
theyre autistic4autistic and t4t besties
Optimus Prime & Ratchet:
They are millions of years old and have been close friends for several of those million. They have been through eons of war and losing their homeworld together. They have been refugees on a planet entirely opposite their own and have differences of opinion, but remain friends who know each other better than anyone. They have supported and healed each other through all their hardships and injuries. They have saved each others’ lives countless times. Their term of endearment is literally “Old Friend” and it is spoken often. They have saved two planets (said homeworld and Earth) with the help of their team. Their team is basically a family they co-parent, because they are both responsible and caring adults. Optimus is the leader and Ratchet is the healer, and together they have endured more trauma and loss imaginable, but still they stay strong for one another and to protect and save lives to the best of their abilities.
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