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how does your score system work again?

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Same as ratsohs ;)

1 is no opinion or strictly strangers. Any sort of negative numbers is in dislike territory

2-3 is friendly acquaintances with three meaning they’re open to friendship

3-4 is casual friends!

5-6 is decent friends.

And 6 is a strong crush for those who have an interest in someone

7 would be close friends and for the crushing guys, when they’d decide to confess. Could also be a new relationship

8-9 would be best friends with nine leaning on almost familial feelings. For relationship guys, 8 is comfortable and happy, and 9 is throughly in love

10 would be you being either adopted family or soulmate

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What kind of meals/food can you only find in Ebbott? (And be specific! Don't just say "magic" Ratsoh)

lets start with a list of all old (and some new) ebott only crops and animals:

Powder shrooms: these are gears favorite mushrooms. It’s a small honey colored mushroom with a black circle on the head. They have a very nice buttery taste and can be eaten raw but are best as stuffing for savory dishes. They get the name because they dry fast and the powder was used as flour for the nomads. They also grow like weeds and are easy to maintain

Snap root: it was showcased in the 1k event. It’s a spiny purple skinned root with a brown flesh. It gets its name from the way the vines “snap” up when sunlight hits it. The root has a lovely taste like a cross between pumpkin, sweet potato, and nutmeg and is mostly used in pies and sweet dishes

Crab “apples”: a fruit shaped like a crab. It’s technically not an apple despite the similar taste. It’s the most common fruit of the underground and the farmtale valley. The fruits are slightly sour and rarely larger than the palm of a small hand. The most common shape is the crab shape, but they also come in ducks, pyramids and spirals.

Flossy sticks: it’s a celery like vegetable. The plant looks like a normal leafy bush with very long stems, but as soon as you cut one stem off, it explodes into thousands of tiny floss like strands. They can be boiled into pasta, dried and powdered to be used as flour, or eaten raw. They have a crisp lemon and basil like taste.

Twigs: nobody knows why the vegetable is called this because it looks nothing like a twig. It’s a large orange long cucumber like vegetable. Normally about 3 feet long and 6 inches wide. It has a woodsy tea leaf taste to it. Also puréeing the flesh and mixing it with alcohol is what makes drinks that can temporarily change hair and eye color.

Lion lily: the fruit is named after the striking maned flowers that come before it. The flowers look like lilies but at the base of the flower is a fluffy golden “mane” of cotton strands. The fruit is the size of a tangerine and is golden and perfectly round with a large pit in the middle. It has an extremely sweet taste and soft juicy flesh. It’s so sweet it often doesn’t need sugar added when used in cakes and pies.

Golems salad: a massive fkn head of kale. Like this thing is freaking the size of a car. It’s a magical variety that grows when eight heads of kale are planted in a circle, and carefully nurtured by a golem monster each day. The result is that monstrosity. Overnight the kale comes together, morphing into one plant and will grow to monstrous sizes. It’s said the bigger the salad the stronger the golem

Tumblers: it’s identical to a normal cabbage and tastes like a normal cabbage, but if you wait too long to harvest it, it will literally jump out of the ground and run away at the vibrations of footsteps. It also hisses.

Sweet salt: a spice from the underground that is ground from the seeds of the fir trees that grow in snowdin. It’s very sweet and is described to taste like a blend of brown sugar, cinnamon and black pepper. Tastes like gyftmas

Gyftmas ornaments: the same seeds you can get from snowdins fir trees can also be peeled and pickled. They make a lovely sweet sour treat and are usually dyed to match gyftmas colors.

Tarotile: a flat leaf from a magical plant related to poison ivy. The plant is toxic to humans but delicious to monsters. It’s banned outside of ebotts shores, and has to be labelled very clearly before being sold. Monsters describe it as tasting like a delicious wild berry blend but with a leafy texture. Makes a delicious tea and is wonderful in sweet salads

Sea eggs: an ebott only variety of seaweed will grow these pockets of soft cucumber like fruit in the stalks. Reportedly all the sea monsters have seen and harvested this plant before the crash. It tastes a bit more sour and citrusy than a normal cucumber but has all the texture and water content of one. Weirdly enough there’s nothing magic about this plant. It just likes ebott

Cattails: not to be confused with the non magical reeds that grow near water, cattails is a popular vegetable grown in ebott. It prefers dryer land, only wanting water every few days. It resembles a golden long grass, and when it’s ready to harvest, the grass ends open up to reveal a fluffy thick fiber inside. The result is a pretty feathery plant resembling a cats tail, hence the name. Pull the fibers and on the ends are little grains that are boiled to use a porridge, a flour substitute, or the binding agent of ebotts famous lion jello.

Heartyheads: a thick leafy bush, what makes it classed as magic is that it literally turns into rose quarts when exposed to fire. But it’s not reliable as a source of quarts since it slowly turns back when cooled down. The young leaves can only be eaten raw but are an amazing source of iron and are said to help with inflammation. This plant can only be killed by being dug out of the ground and left to dry out.

Fizzlers: a tomato like plant that grows small baby tomato sized pink, purple and blue fruits (ornamental ones only for blue) the fruit is a key ingredient in fizzy drinks in place of carbonation. The fruit produces lots of bubbles when exposed to water. They’re delicious and taste just like that fake grape flavor humans love

Gauzeberries: a berry that came from the outer-AUs. They all say they found the mysterious bush growing on the asteroids of the asteroid belt they orbited. The bush has silver white leaves, is very small, rarely growing higher than 2 feet, and produces small white berries encased in a gauzelike silk pouch. The plant only grows in cold temperatures and must be kept in fridge rooms with natural sunlight any month except winter. The berries have a crisp grape like taste and when eaten, causes one to float a few inches off the ground for an hour

Rougish grapes: this is a grape variety developed by two monsters from birdfell, and the rights bought by harpy. It’s a very large crimson red grape, each individual fruit nearly the size of an apricot, and is able to be harvested from summer to fall. The grapes have a sweet but peppery taste and are best fermented into wine. They are also proven to be amazing with hair loss.

Baited breath: a small thistle-like herb that grows beautiful thorny blue flowers. The flowers when they open in the mornings make a sighing noise, like someone exhaling. The seeds of this plant are sweet and aromatic, so are often added to a wide variety of dishes. They were also historically chewed on to clean teeth and are known to help humans and monsters alike recover from cavities

Dragons breath: the larger cousin to bated breath, this large thistle like herb grows to five feet and can make thorny black flowers the size of a humans head. The dragons breath flowers let out a brief puff of flame when they open in the morning, and their seeds are large and spicy in flavor. A very popular snack through all of ebott. They are also ground into a spice called dragons hoard.

Whimselites: this is a small bundle of leaves on a whimsot plant, a low growing vine. It was found in every underground au, and continues to be grown and harvested in the underground. If new leaf growths aren’t harvested, eventually the little bundles open up and pop off the mother plant to start a new one. They go great in salads and taste a lot like rocket leaves.

Snails Bane: the plant looks like a rock, but if you step on it, it’ll squish down secreting a snail like slime. It’s also very toxic to snails and should never be kept near them. The plant when cooked, is cut open and left to dry in the sun, before being sliced and put into stews as a flavoring agent. It tastes like chicken and is a favorite among ebotts vegetarians.

Loomy runners: a small magical radish that has two large roots at the end of its bulb. When exposed to fire, the radish will stand up on its roots and run away like a wobbly baby learning to walk. It must be cut up in pieces before being eaten, and sometimes the radish pieces will still flip around in the oven so covered baking dishes are recommended

Garwins Gourd: a large twisted gourd native to farmswap, garwins gourd is an attractive flamingo pink color when ripe and has a sweet taste not unlike a sweet potato. It can be cut up and puréed for pies or stews, boiled and mashed, or sautéed, but it cannot be eaten raw as heat is needed to bread down the thick fibers of the raw vegetable. The gourd also can be dried and is used as a cute storage container by many farm monsters. In recent years, fans of the plant have been able to grow yellow and orange varieties

Bloodroot: edible by monsters, but must be strained several times to be safe for human consumption, bloodroot is a thick large carrot like root that “bleeds” a crimson liquid when cut. The root eaten on its own tastes like a woody earthy grape mixed with a parsnip. It strangely smells like beef until cooked. The reasons for this is that the plant uses an animals digestive tract to strip the thick outer coat on its seeds. And when they come out the “other end” they can safely sprout when freed from their confines. Carnivorous animals are drawn to the root

Claymore mushroom: if directly stepped on by something heavy, this large blue grey mushroom will explode into large chunks catapulted into the air at speeds of up to 15 mph. It’s native to the factory monsters and farm AUs. The farmtale monsters made a winter sport of catapulting the mushrooms before the crash. The mushroom can be safely harvested by cutting it at the base of the stem, rendering it non-exploding.

Triangle of the coast: a magical cousin to broccoli and cauliflower, the triangle is a triangle shaped broccoli like growth that grows directly in the sand of beaches, and is farmed along a section of ebotts coastline in the winter months. The vegetable is a yellowish green color and tastes just like young broccoli. And for some reason, when picked, it secretes a pheromone that attracts crustacean sea creatures. so it’s also used as fish bait and a vegetable

Ferris-weeds: a cousin to the yarrow herb, Ferris weeds are a magical variety native to the farm and Drake AUs. It’s a tall growing herb, reaching up to 10 feet in height, and has a beautiful pale pink flower in the spring and summer. It’s mainly used to line fences as decor, but the flowers can also be eaten raw, pickled, or sautéed. What makes it magical is that it’s known to provide a full days worth of vitamin D in one meal, no matter the amount of flowers eaten. No one knows how the plant accomplished this

Pygmy pomegranates: this trees only been an official breed in the last five years. Developed by a monster from farmtale, Pygmy pomegranates are a cross breed between crab apples and standard pomegranates. They are perfectly dome shaped with a circle top and a completely flat bottom. The fruit is small, onky the size of a child’s fist, and full of orange pomegranate seeds with a purple skin. They taste just like a normal pomegranate

Deaths pearl: a small bundle of leaves, found deep in the ocean. The roots and lower halves of the leaves are pitch black, while the tips are a transparent blue. The vegetable gets its name from seafell, where a fraction of monsters fought to the death with a sea creature for a patch of the plants. This vegetable is completely edible from its roots, leaves, stems and seeds. It tastes very similar to celery mixed with cucumber. Nowadays it’s cultivated by sea monsters all along ebotts coast and is considered a staple vegetable due to being able to grow year round.

Star seeds: contrary to the name, this is not from the outer AUs but was an underground crop. The seeds of an echo flower are the plants only edible part, and are ground into a fine iron filled flour. They’re rather bitter though, so bread made from them nowadays is often paired with cheese to flavor it.

Spiderbloom: pollinated only by spiders, this plant flowers in the fall and produces fruits in the winter. It creates an eerie black and purple blossom who’s pollen only sticks to spider silk in order to pollenate. The fruits have a soft flesh and taste a bit like figs and blueberries.

Golden flowers: a favorite of the royals, and ebotts national flower and crop. Golden flowers are a beautiful gold magic buttercup that can be dried and turned into tea. They have a lovely effect of softening the hair and skin, and humans claim the tea helps with acne. It’s delicious, sweet and has small hints of lemon in the taste. The flowers are mostly indoor plants as they burn up in direct sunlight.

Mandrakes: a four point magical root that screams when unearthed, the mandrake root is extremely popular for its soft potato like flesh, and the large lineup of nutrients it holds. It’s often mashed, used as a potato substitute, or thrown into stews and soups. It’s a popular baby food as well as its mild taste is comforting for kids, and the quality of it helps parents ensure picky eaters get what they need in a meal

Frog stool mushroom: a large aquatic mushroom resembling a lily pad. It’s found in shallow freshwater areas like lakes and larger parts of streams. This large mushroom is nutty in flavor and is often planted in ponds by farmers for not only its flavor, but also to filter the water on their property to make it safe for the animals to drink. It’s recommended to only eat the small young ones as the large ones after so many years of filtering are more waste than nutrients.

Fishweed: a seaweed that grows along the seaside cliffs of ebott. It’s named after its strong fishy smell. It’s dried and cut into strips and eaten as a snack like jerky or chips

Pearwood tree: this tree has a beautiful bark pattern in the shape of sliced pears. When dry, the bark begins to chip and is easy to peel off. The bark can be infused into drinks giving a crisp grape and lettuce flavor, and has the magical effect of making harmless sparks come out of one’s mouth when they speak. Because of the attractiveness of the trees bark, and the pretty pale green fir spines as leaves, it’s also a popular garden ornament plant as well as a crop

Cinderpetals: a small magic herb with red tipped star shaped leaves. This plant as a defense mechanism will burst into flame when the leaves are picked off. Don’t be alarmed though, the fire is harmless and even adds to the flavor as many monsters say. The leaves have a crisp almost citrusy flavor and are put into potions, drinks and energy tonics due to their natural caffeine content.

Boarberry: it was only seen in horrorfarm and drakefell before the crash. It’s a wild berry bush that parasites off of trees, growing on the sides of the trunks. The berries are a creamy pale green and taste like a bitter plum. They were traditionally used to flavor meads, and were made into jams, pie fillings and baked into breads.

Honeybeans: a climbing magic bean plant that only grows near beehives. It will grow around the hive protecting the bees by secreting pheromones that deter would-be predators, and in return it feeds off the honey as well as the soil near the hive and sunlight. Because of this, the beans are deliciously sweet, tasting like caramel but with the buttery texture of a Lima bean. What makes this plant magic is that when seeds are planted, it seems to summon bees to it. Bees will abandon hives to start building around the bean, or if that’s not convenient enough, the bugs actually uproot the plant itself and Carries it to the hive in an amazing show of teamwork

Silver bells: a droopy vine with silver tipped leaves. It grows a berry like vegetable that resembles a tomato, but with a blue grey skin and a deep purple flesh. The magic fruit entices one to eat it by “calling” its harvester with a tinkling bell noise. The vegetables when hitting each other sound like the light clinking of metal. The vegetable is rather tasteless save for a faint cabbage flavor. It’s very beneficial to bone growth though and is highly recommended that young growing children and the elderly eat some every week.

Ground cherries: a strange magical fruit tree that grows its fruit beneath the soil. The very tip of the small cherry sized fruits are visible peeking through the dirt when they’re ready for harvest. They taste like blue. Some college human students say it’s the closest they’ve ever gotten to the taste of blue Gatorade in ebott

Ebott-only livestock:

Greater turkey: like the name suggests, this is just a massive variety of turkey. The birds can reach the size of cows. Naturally they’re a breed made by the farm AUs. They’re slowly becoming more popular as a holiday food for larger families. Last gyftmas broke the record of greater turkeys slaughtered and sold in one season. Thankfully for the farmers, these birds were bred for temperament as well and are quite gentle and docile

Jimmy crickets: they were previously called roasting crickets, but one witty monster renamed his after Disney started streaming in ebott, and the rest copied him as the bugs became a popular food for kids. It’s a magical variety of cricket that was cultivated underground. They eat moss, and are high in iron, copper, and folate. They’re brightly colored, most normally a bright red. They taste a bit like bacon bits.

Struggle grubs: like the name suggests, this bug was cultivated to be cheap, year round and plentiful. It’s a comfort food for many underground monsters who lived through poverty before the crash. The grubs will eat anything hence why they were labelled as “poor food” as underground they were fed mainly trash. Nowadays farmers feed them much healthier foods and the grubs are much better quality.

Riding/battle boars: funny enough, this type of domesticated hog was only found in horrorfell and drakefell before the crash. Many think that there’s a special connection between the two AUs cause this isn’t the only thing they share. In drakefell they were known as riding boars and were used to pull carts and plows, for eating and dairy, and battle of course. In horrorfarm they were only war animals, used to sniff out enemies and ram through enemy lines. The boar is intelligent like a dog, easily trained, and has an amazing sense of smell. They’re still used as farm hand animals to help plow and de-bug fields. The females can be milked and the cheese made from that milk is very heavy and fatty. They taste like pork, but because of their sacredness to the drakefell monsters and humans, it’s considered a big dishonor to eat one that didn’t die of natural causes.

Lesser deer: a small goat sized deer only found in ebott, they were originally found in the nomads forest. They’re very passive creatures and easily domesticated. Many farms are beginning to add them to livestock because of the delicious soft meat on the animals, and their varied diets.

Rolland’s horned snail: a large cow sized snail bred by the Rolland family from farmswap. The snails on average are the size of draft horses and can weigh nearly a ton. They’re bred purely for their meat and the shells are also sold as decoration, or ground as a binding agent mixed into cement. The snails are fed mainly sawdust, dried grass, and weeds. It takes nearly 20 years for one to reach full size though.

Pearled salmon: a freshwater salmon native to ebott, it can be caught wild or bought from a hatchery. The scales look like pale pink and white pearls underwater, but turn grey when dry. The salmon has a white flesh and the taste is subtler than normal salmon.

Ice pips: this is a thin needle like magic fish that loves cold temperatures so much it creates its own chill. Any room the fish is kept in stays just cold enough to freeze the top of the water in its tank, but not so cold to freeze the whole tank. It is a farmers essential for any farmers who want a proper freezer basement or shed. Almost every farm monster owns a tank of them as it’s much cheaper to feed a few fish crickets every couple days than it is to pay electric for a large shed/room. Rancher and peaches have a tank of pips in their basement, and harpy has a whole massive storage shed cooled by her own tank.

Gremlins: small quail sized ugly little creatures that resemble a cross between a toad, gopher and pug, with wrinkled faces, round bodies and bumpy hairless skin. These little creatures are extremely easy to train and are used on farms to control bug pest levels. They are also slowly gaining popularity as a household pet because of their friendly natures. What makes this animal magic is its tongue which can stretch and shoot out nearly 12 feet at a time in pursuit of a big. Which is clearly magic as the tongue is only a few inches long when resting in the body, and when (gently) pulled by an outside force, it barely gets out of the mouth. A gremlin is edible as well, tasting like chicken by most reports, but farmers who raise them dislike eating the critters as they often can’t help but start viewing them as family.

Land shrimp: it’s literally a shrimp that survives on land. They’re fast breeders and must be kept indoors to prevent an outbreak. They’re fed a mixture of grain, oats, bone, and unwanted meat cuts. The magic shrimp will resort to cannibalism if not fed on time, so require dedication to raise. And yes, they taste like normal shrimp

Smithers basilisk: a long bodied lizard that’s roughly the size of a basset hound, the Smithers basilisk’s true origins are unknown, but have been a common livestock animal for generations among the Drake monsters and humans. The large lizards have a poison sack behind the eyes that are removed after they hatch for safety purposes. They’re raised for a number of reasons: their scaled hides make great leather, the eggs are large and females can lay year round if there’s a male in the pack, and they’re great ratters. So many farmers keep a few to help control the pests on their farm.

Jeweled scarabs: both an animal raised as livestock and a popular pet, these palm sized beetles have stunning shells in a beautiful glossy array of colors looking just like crystal. They’re raised primary for the shells which are harvested when the beetles die of old age. The shells are broken and polished to be used as jewelry, decoration, tile and even used in pottery and glazes. They have a short lifespan of just 2 years sadly, hence why they don’t beat out snails as the most popular pet. The bodies of the beetles are also ground and used as feed for other animals needing protein in their diets.

Roc birds: a poultry bird native to the bird AUs, this was a fat flightless bird that is accustomed to living on rocky cliffs. It has very strong talons and legs in order to climb and move around safely. And a huge oversized beak strong enough to break rocks. The birds are about the size of a duck and have grey speckled feathers. They were bred for their eggs and meat, the hens laying several a day. But they’re difficult to raise as they’re aggressive.

Wooly snails: these snails are about the size of a standard goose when fully grown, and the shells grow a thick fur that needs to be peeled off every few weeks to keep the snail comfortable and mobile. The pelts are then throughly washed and used for clothing, pillow filler, and all other kinds of things. The snails come in a variety of colors with white being the most common, but also a powder blue and lilac. They’re raised mostky by monsters at the top of ebotts mountain range as the snails need cool temperatures to be healthy

Dwarf rock bees: ebott’s special bee variety, the only bee known to be underground. The dwarf rock bee resembles a black fluffy bumblebee, but is so small it can barely cover Abraham Lincoln’s face on a penny. The bees will only create hives in stone structures (or around a honey bean plant) and hives can host millions of bees at a time. The tiny fluff balls are stingless and extremely prone to predators as they had very few underground. When alarmed, they make a shrill buzzing noise together, and copy a frequency that they know scares animals away. For most hives, that means turning their buzzing into a car alarm. Some enthusiasts of the bee keep them indoors in smaller controlled hives and have even trained the bees to copy songs that are repeated often around them. And of course they make honey

Alrighty! There are three ways one can make magical food!

1: it’s a learned magic to add intent to food. Every monster learns it as children. It’s just one of those things your parents are supposed to teach you, like driving or how to clean.

Intent affects the foods taste and sometimes even gives it mild healing properties. So someone making a batch of cookies with a lot of love and passion can make some hecking fine cookies. However there’s a limit. Pour too much passion (or any type of intent really) and you’ll burn the food. Even if you’re not using heat to cook.

This is why undyne regularly nukes her kitchen

2: plants can become magical after several generations of being exposed to magic. That’s why the underground was able to host so many plant varieties despite the lack of sunlight. This can’t really be controlled since it happens randomly. Any food cooked with the plants has magical properties as well

3: the farmtale monsters have perfected earth magic over the centuries. Any native born farmtale monster has the ability to bond to the land they own and produce much higher quality, quantity, and magical produce. This includes animals too. They become more docile, intelligent, and produce more. The magical skill of bonding to your land is seen as familial magic and can only be passed down through blood

And finally, some famous drinks and dishes only found in ebott!!!

Gauzeberry freeze: the expensive but delicious drink consists of milk, shaved ice, honey, blueberries, coconut and of course gauzeberries. It’s sold only in special occasions like national holidays. Otherwise the only way to get it is to make it at home, which is quite difficult due to the nature of gauzeberries. It does make one float a few inches off the ground for an hour after drinking

Fries and bits: mixed bugs, most commonly crickets, are cleaned and fried with potato wedges, and in fancier dishes, onion rings and fried artichoke hearts are added. It’s a greasy but delicious meal and many fried fast food places sell this dish

Boars honor stew: a dish coming from drakefell. When a drakes boar dies, whether from old age, an injury, or sickness, never intentionally slaughtered for food, their burial ritual for the animal is to stew it in a massive pot filled with potatoes, other root vegetables, blood root, boar berries, dragons breath and a load of mushrooms. The boar is carefully cleaned, and the blood used to fertilize the drakes, or communities crops. Then the animal is put in the pot whole and stewed for around four days before being passed around and eaten. It’s a dish meant to be shared, not bought. So to be offered some is a great honor

Roc on rocks: it requires a roc bird for the traditional version of the dish, but chicken will do too for a close substitute. The breast meat of a roc bird is thinly sliced and marinated in an orange citrus sauce for a few hours. Then traditionally a flat rock is heated up, and the thin slices are cooked on top, then laid on a bed of cabbage and thinly sliced carrots before being served. However pan frying is a safe at home substitute if one doesn’t have a big rock and outdoor campfire

Golden pearwood tea cake: goldenflowers and pearwood bark are dried and made into tea. The tea must be strained and left in the fridge to chill while the cake base is created. It’s preferred to use a nut flour like almond or hazelnut. The cake flour is then moistened with the tea, and a light honey glaze is added on top when it comes out of the oven

Cinder-spark: a popular energy drink brand made in ebott from cinderpetals. It comes in three flavors: jalapeño, spicy strawberry and electric orange. All flavors are spicy with electric orange being the mildest. Never drink more than two a day

Treasure chests: a shiny beautiful salad dish of heartyheads, leafy greens, beets, sea eggs, deaths pearl, and topped with cooked pearled salmon. It’s a beautiful colorful dish and a favorite at seafood restaurants along seashore. And it’s extremely nutritious

Snaproot pockets: like the name suggests, it’s a little baked pouch filled with puréed snaproot. It’s created with either mochi flour or cattail flour, the little flour pouch is filled with mashed or puréed snap root, and is topped with seeds like sesame after being baked. This dish can also be made with pumpkin and garwins gourds instead of snaproot.

Lions jello: made from boiled cattails, and infused with goldenflower tea, this is ebotts national desert. The cattails make an attractive milk white jello with a light airy taste, and the goldenflower adds flavor and speckles of gold inside. It’s a beautiful dessert and is a favorite of many of the royals

Snail pie: ebotts national dish: this is a pie filled with cubed snail meat, pearled onions, garlic, many spices to taste, and spinach. The pie is baked like a normal pot pie and is usually topped with seeds for better looks. Mini versions are sold at festivals and food trucks, and kids in public school get mini snail pies on Fridays for lunches.

Silver broth: made from boiled silver bells and bones, this broth is a popular soup base because of its mild taste, and is highly recommended that parents use it when cooking for their children as it promotes healthy bone, teeth and ecto growth. In winter months too, it’s sold alone as a savory drink with sliced dried mushrooms and spring onions as an alternative to sugary hot drinks

Wailing baby mash: it’s a terrible name but parents seem to think it’s funny. Mandrakes are mashed with other veggies (and often a bit of silver broth is added) to make a soft baby food safe for monsters and human babies old enough for solid food. It has a mild taste which is pleasant for kids. Many parents used mashed mandrakes in place of mashed potatoes well into their kids childhood as a healthier and cheaper alternative

Goths on toast: another terrible name, Asgore really sucks at naming things, and he’s to blame for this one as the creator asked him to endorse the dish. A delicious spread is made from the fruit of a spiderbloom, blackberries and dark or ground cherries. The fruit spread is spiced with a hint of cinnamon and nutmeg and spread on bread as a sweet morning breakfast. It’s often paired with fancy cheeses and is served as a dish to show off your class. No charcuterie board in ebott is complete without this spread

Pigment potion: twigs mixed with alcohol creates a magic drink that can change the color of one’s ecto, hair/fur and eyes. The more diluted the drink, the shorter the effect. And to control what color the drink becomes, it needs to be hand made with a certain color in mind. A drink of magic, intent and booze. Any sort of alcohol does fine so usually cheap wine is used. And in festivals, watered down versions are allowed to be sold to children as long as a parent is present

Gyftmas cookies: of course they have to be baked with sweet salt. These brown cookies are made with the sweet salt spice, molasses, plain flour and honey. They’re decorated of course and are part of a popular gyftmas tradition called the cookie trade. At parties, each family shows up with a plate of cookies, and they go around having to swap one of their cookies on the plate for one from another’s family. By the end of the party, they go home with a plate from multiple families.

Crabby patties: this name was popular way before SpongeBob was introduced to ebott. There was a fierce legal battle between Marcelo and Nickelodeon for him to keep the name of the popular dish sold at his grocery stores. He just barely won, and the name is only allowed to be used with free reign in ebott lol. Crabby patties are smoked crab apple thinly sliced and pickled, then placed on a slab of either cooked snail or cooked hamburger patty. The bun is traditionally wrapped cabbage leaves, but bread buns are more popular on the surface these days. Every hamburger place has a crabby patty burger on their menu.

Fae floss: pasta from boiled flossy sticks is topped with a thick brown sauce made from goats cheese, powder shrooms, and finely chopped herbs. Other mushrooms are added to the pasta and often bugs like grubs, chopped beetles or worms are added. If bugs aren’t your cup of tea, shredded chicken is fine instead

Mead of lady magic: this mead is flavored with pomegranate seeds and honey beans to make a rich mild drink. It was also used in rituals by the temple monsters before the crash, and is still considered a holy drink by them. Only made and drank on sacred days.

Sun therapy: this light sandwich is made with pickled Ferris weed flowers, salami and mozerella cheese. The sandwich is toasted and topped with more cheese. A delicious meal full of vitamin D

Tarotile cheesecake. A plain slice of cheesecake, colored a deep forest green by adding Tarotile to the cooking process. The cake tastes like a wonderful wild berry blend according to monsters, but is highly toxic to humans and mages. Any one who dares sell it to a human without signed consent can be arrested and held for trial on attempted bodily harm.

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Strange Modern Customs

@ratsoh-writes

Happy birthday to you!!

I really do hope you enjoy this little drabble of your nomad boys, learning and making mistakes in the entirely brand new world they were introduced to back when the crash happened. 

Hopefully this is something like what you had in mind. And sorry there’s no actual dialoge from your boys. (...I wan’t quite sure how to pin down their characterization and mannerisms, especially when all this technically took place WAY before the time you have set now for us doing RP’s or anything).  

Here’s to hoping it’s “accurate enough” to what happened and that nobody is too out of character. 

I hope you like it!!

Life was great outside the cursed forest. A little strange sometimes, but far, far more interesting, exciting, (and less life-threatening). There were so many new things to experience! Friends to meet, places to go, things to try, life to live beyond mere survival and constantly searching for a way out. 

It hadn’t even been a year since everything happened. But the royals… (what new names were they going by again? Oh yeah), Founder and Fey had begun integrating with all the others. Finding a new place, a new purpose to fulfill, and had encouraged the rest of their subjects to do the same.  

As they had come to be known, the “nomad” monsters had actually found some relatively distant family in many of the “farm” monsters and had become closer than many of the other AU’s had in such a short time. And the skeleton brothers were no exception. 

Gears and Compass had been taken in by Peaches and Rancher, and not only had they had taught them about farmwork, but they went out of their way to teach them about the modern world and all the possibilities available to them. 

In turn, the nomads had helped out wherever they could. Showing off their unique abilities, and doing their best to learn enough to become independent and return the generosity shown to them. 

Not to say they’re weren’t any mishaps, (the whole “internet” fiasco came to mind…... [and Rancher’s pet rooster chasing them both up a tree that one time]), but one event in particular stood out from the rest… though maybe that was because it was the most recent. There were sure to be more "misadventures” to come in the future, they were sure of it. 

Evidently, something in the house needed replacing, and despite not having the piece needed on hand and having to come up with a solution for it, the farm bros simply ordered a new part for it, saying they’d just save some time and put it in themselves once it showed in a couple of days. 

They didn’t even sound all that impressed with the fact. How momentous it was to just… need something and have it sent to you, wherever you were… whatever it was you needed. Not needing to find a solution and fix it, or compensate and bear with it until it truly became unusable. 

It was wonderful!! It led to so many possibilities!!

A few days passed and the farmer brothers had been out tending to something in town when the package arrived.  

Compass and Gears, excited to confirm that the part ordered by the farm brothers had actually arrived, thought they would at least get the part out and halfway set up with all the tools they knew the farm bros would need… (The instructions were right there on top after all. Surely it couldn't be that hard... at least they could find and get everything ready!) 

But as they pulled the part out of the box, they couldn’t help but notice the space inside was filled with…? Well, it didn’t take long for them to make a connection as to what the “packaging” inside the box, (presumably to insulate and protect the somewhat delicate piece inside), reminded them of. 

Though... it was a little odd to use food to protect the piece during shipping. 

The nomad boys weren't new to the idea of eating nuts or anything… it had been a staple of their previous life at certain points… but they hadn't been exposed to everything. And the farmers had gone out of their way to introduce them to all the various snacks and meals they could try now that they were here instead of in the forest. 

These peanuts were… well a different color than the others they'd tried… and the fact that they were free-floating and "unpackaged" in a box with equipment was a little odd… but what else could they be? 

It'd be weird to make something look like food but not actually have it be food, right? 

…So they tried it. (It actually wasn't all that bad… not as good as the ones they had tried before, but not bad. [Or at least nowhere near as awful as some of the things they consumed during hard times in the forest]).

And then Peaches and Rancher walked in. 

After a brief staring contest, they quickly began interrogating the nomads on what they were doing. And upon realizing what had happened, Peaches began to chuckle before quickly dissolving into full-on laughter at the situation, while Rancher (trying to hide his amusement at the misunderstanding) explained that ‘No, it wasn’t actually food. Yes, he was sure of it. And NO they couldn’t have more!’

…This brand new “modern” world sure had some strange customs, and ideas, and rules to follow. 

But in all honesty, Gears and Compass couldn’t wait to experience it all. So what if they made some mistakes? It was all a learning experience, and they couldn't wait to begin exploring all the new possibilities!   

#undertale #undertale fic #ratsoh writes #I really do love ALL your boys ratsoh #but I have NO IDEA how you manage to keep them all straight #hope you enjoy your b-day present anyways

[ivyprism]

Me, everyday, usually brainstorming or writing:

Me when my Mutuals like my things:

@kioko-noodles / @kiokodoodles @the1920sisntaphasemom @und3rwat3r-a5tr0naut @miscneilleaneous @ratsoh-writes @vrnicky @avtfol @bombshellbummer @fruitsnackart @mochamashi and many others!

#SIP #I love my mutuals #mutual appreciation

[scienceisfood]

Hiya. I just wanted to let you know that I think Briar and the Bitrot species is really cool and imaginative. I love the idea of the style-able magic antlers.

I'd love to hear more about the Bitrot species, if you have any more fun facts.

Also, do you think the Undertale NPC Faun would be a Bitrot?

Ghjgfhjfgmhgh Imma be honest I forgot about Faun! I love that you remembered that. So let's say, yes! Although their antlers are a different color, @ratsoh-writes has mentioned cases where magic color can be temporarily changed (think of Tempo and Vibrato who do so to avoid paparazzi), since their antlers are like hair, I bet this would be used to 'dye their hair' unnatural colors. In which hair styling is very important, I can see color changing being a fun thing to do for younger Bitrot monsters.

Other fun facts for Bitrot monsters, like I said, the hair/antlers are culturally important but the best styles need help! Solons are very common for Bitrot monsters! To get that perfect shape or style, the magic can be adjusted and shaped with light magic from their hands (which are also black and magic based 😉). Other monsters (highly recommended to be other Bitrot monsters) can help style their antlers by 'shaping ' this magic, but they can be styled at home with more effort.

Sometimes, in the case of famine universes or old age/illness, modifications, or 'magic extensions' are added at solons to help display larger or stronger horns. These appointments are usually done in less public settings as it is still perceived as shameful.

[the1920sisntaphasemom]

I may not like Harry Potter, but I do enjoy personality based things!

Admit it, me an Butch are the best Harry Potter couple. 😏

@ratsoh-writes

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#kaysart #kaysdoodle #ratsoh characters #Hogwarts house #ravenclaw #hufflepuff #mf sans #mafiafell sans

[under-art-reblogs]

🍓? I think you didn't reblog the post for the compliments so you can delete this lol

(Nevermind my sleep deprived brain forgetting to reblog the thing. Lol.)

You are a very sweet, very creative individual who is openly friendly to anyone who wants to chat. It's been fun watching your RP's unfold on Ratsoh's blog, and I'm glad you've given me the chance to do the same on your blog with your boys.

I adore the little community of mutuals who all adore skeletons with me, and can I can only hope it remains that way for a long time!

[foxin4jar]

Effective plan on how to lure Sans, Cash, Pop, Charm, or G to come hang out with you Y/N: Hey sexy guess what I have ;) Skeleton in question: this feels like a trap -(Y/N) has sent an attachment!- [Image shows a large chip bag that's slightly blurry but still recognizable] Skeleton in question, inhaling sharply behind his phone and texting back in record speed: are those takis Y/N: Boutta eat these on my lonesome :'( Skeleton in question: you better not- -Y/N has sent an attachment!- [Image shows one singular taki hovering above Y/N's mouth] Skeleton in question: you son of a- i'm on my way @ratsoh-writes I'm sorry I'm having too much fun with this stuff. Your skeletons are basically my muse for creative inspiration at this point ssfdafasj

#ratsoh things #undertale #undertale aus #swapfell purple #dancetale #underlust #underpatch #creative inspiration #goofing off #takis

[a-very-tired-raven]

i suppose it's time for that annual post then, no? I'll try and keep it short this year.

If I'm being honest, for me, right now, it doesn't really feel like new years. Like in just a few hours we'll have a whole new year ahead, and I find that so odd. It's most likely just a me thing, after all.

Despite the shitty moments from this year, this year overall for me has probably been the least shitty out of the last three, though I know that doesn't go for everyone. A lot of you, my friends, have been in mental health slumps(including myself), gone through devestating situation. Not to mention everything that's going on the world right now..

I'd like to salute you, give a nod even, and especially a hug to all of my friends, from different states, countries,(planets) and communities. I don't know what'd I do without you all, every one of you has made me laugh, especially.. especially through some of hardest shit I'm going through currently and Have gone through.

To the friends who've been with me since I've started posted my art and stupid jokes here and have watched me grow, commented, on my growth, who've let me talk when I've needed, opened my eyes to perspectives I'm shocked I hadn't even thought of, and made this year better...and..honestly? I hope I've done the same. Made this year at least a little more bearable.

Going into the new year, I hope to once again spend it with you all, my fifth year on this site, and my fifth year with you guys. Let's stick together with this year, lean on each other, so anyone will know that we have each other through whatever horrifying shit gets thrown at us.

Love you guys.

@und3rwat3r-a5tr0naut @let-love-run-red @shimmer-lamp @luminawithherdaemonlinh @ratsoh-writes @hearty-dose-of-ranch @ivyprism @fruitsnackart @kiokodoodles

And to all the others I cant tag right now due to tag limit(?). You know who you are, and I'm thankful.

#Jeep.jeep #Covencalls

[ratsoh-writes]

Alright Ratsoh, let's see the farm!

Ehehehe sure, here’s two pics I took

My farm map is bigger but I haven’t figured out how to capture the whole thing. This is actually farm number 4. I’ve been doing tests for some of my old favorite mods for 1.6.

And yes I named the dog chaos ;)

[vrnicky]

Surprise, surprise!

@ratsoh-writes

Okay so this is the post of what Nicky planned for Salt and Honey!

~~~

The alarm beeps. Its time! Its time! She quickly gets up, grabs a cute dress and rush over the bathroom, passing a sleepy Hans lol.

While she was showering is recalling everything...

"Hans will leave first, Edan has to babysit so he will be away and Mayur is gonna be working by that time.. perfect!"

She steps out of the shower, brushes her teeth and start getting ready. When she's out, her adoptive family was already eating breakfast so she just hurry up to eat.

Nicky do know Honey isn't much of.. waking up early so she goes to see Salt first, she make sure both of them are free the whole day, says hi to Spark and just chill with him until Honey finally wakes up.

Go over Honey's place, by now Star already left so they just look at their datemate all sleepy, Nicky helps him out picking a cute outfit that isn't too formal for his own taste, without noticing they actually combine lol.

She makes Honey breakfast and Salt as well if he hasn't eaten yet, clean the kitchen while they eat and make them company.

The next thing is... going to the park! A small walk.

She hold both hands of them and just chat around, actually teasing Salt and being all lovey dovey with both of them. Until she sees the guy selling ice creams!

Clearly she got the chocolate one and buy them one as well. They went to several places that the three of them like!

When they realize its too late...

They go to Nicky's place and she tells them that she will cook the dinner! She has been practicing her cooking in the job so this dinner is the most perfect one!

Before they could stand up to do anyone, she stops them and rush over her room to get the presents she got for them!

For Honey, she got him a keychain of some cookies and one figurine of his favorite k-drama actor!

For Salt, she got him also a keychain of a kiss mark and a peach lol

The thing in her list was to watch movies but.. its already late and its now or never!!

...

Lets just say things got a little.. too heated ;)

#eugh #my hand #broken #just a chillin' taco #taco writes! #undertale #suggestive? #just in case #undertale aus #underswap #lustswap

[gonorrhea-mama]

Here's a thing

@imdunb123 @scienceisfood @luminawithherdaemonlinh @ratsoh-writes

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Bake It Till You Make It

To my dearest mutual @vrnicky. (I told you I was going to retaliate!)

Here’s a one-shot of you and Honey, just forever stuck in the honeymoon phase… constantly being adorable together. 

(Though uhh... I guess technically anyone can read this as self insert?) Just keep in mind that this is @ratsoh-writes version of the underswap boys!

Hope ya like it!

Was there a love language that revolved around baking food? Cause if there was, that was definitely yours. 

You and Honey had been a couple for a while now, and you adored every second spent with him. He was such a sweetheart, always there to listen and offer comfort… whether that be in sweets or physical affection, you got both in abundance.

Well today you were going to flip the script. He always baked treats for you, so why not do the same for him? This was a constant, repeating occurrence between you both. The two of you constantly making something for each other. 

Yes, you both baked… but Honey baked far more frequently. The kitchen at both his house and yours was his domain. 

But never the less, you could occasionally wheedle him into letting you provide the sweets every once in a while. (This time, it was just going to be a surprise).  

And you weren’t going to take the easy way out either. No, no. Your date-mate deserved only the best, so you were going to do it from scratch. 

Homemade. 

The same way he always did for you. 

And you didn’t regret it either. Okay.. the kitchen was maybe a little messier than you would have liked, but that was easy enough to fix, and the smell coming from the oven was heavenly.  

A sweet, cinnamony aroma. Reminding you of good memories, both old and new. Spending time with loved ones and sharing something sweet. …It made you think of baking snickerdoodle cookies as a kid and watching Honey pull out trays of fresh pastries and desserts.  

And while cinnamon buns were technically Star’s favorite, making them was Honey’s specialty. So why not try your hand at it? At least it wouldn’t go to waste.  

Honey baked so often at his and Star’s house that you could always faintly detect a hint of something sweet within the very air itself. And on the occasions when he did commandeer your kitchen, the same thing would happen. But because it wasn’t as frequent, the lovely aroma never hung around for very long. 

You decided to savor it while you could. 

Taking the trays out of the oven to cool, you got to work on the sweet glaze to spread over them, knowing it wouldn’t take long to finish. 

And as soon as everything was done, you could place the still-warm treats into your inventory and head over to Honeys with them. …It’s not like they would dry out or get cold on the way over. (Monster tech really was amazing). 

As you drove, you couldn’t help but grin as you got closer to the right neighborhood. So what if it had only been a day or two since you had last seen your date-mate? That was practically a lifetime with how much you liked the guy. 

He had given you a key to the house a while ago, but you usually still knocked, both out of habit and politeness. At least wanting to give the guys a heads-up if you hadn’t been specifically invited or texted that you were coming over. 

Star answered the door, offering an impish grin and an affectionate hug before telling you that Honey was in the kitchen and would be out in just a second before disappearing himself. 

Stepping in and heading towards the living room, you could detect the faint scent of cinnamon in the air, but didn’t really think much of it. There was always the aroma of something sweet in the air.  

Setting the still-warm cinnamon buns on the coffee table in front of you, you settled in to wait, knowing it wouldn’t take Honey long to come in and say hello. 

Sure enough, after only a minute or two, you heard familiar footsteps making their way toward you coming from the kitchen. What was surprising was that he randomly stopped without saying anything. 

Glancing over your shoulder, you saw his eyelights locked on the plate in front of you with the small mountain of cinnamon buns sitting on it. At the same time, you noticed a plate in his hands, similarly covered in its own pyramid of the sweet cinnamony treat. 

After a moment of shock, you both locked eyes… and started to giggle. It quickly fell into snickers, and finally, full-blown belly laughs at the coincidence. 

It ended with you eventually doubling over on the couch, breathless from your laughter, and Honey with faint tear tracks streaming down his face.   

Still letting out slight huffs of amusement, he finally made his way toward the couch, setting his plate next to yours, bringing another round of laughter from the two of you. The comparison of the two plates holding cinnamon buns being nearly indistinguishable from each other was too much for you both to handle, and you collapsed into each other, hysterical laughter breaking out once more. 

It was only a few minutes later when you both realized how odd it was that Star hadn’t come to investigate after hearing all the laughter and “demanding” to know what the joke was. (He had never really gotten over teasing you both).

Sudden realization seemed to hit Honey, and he gasped before leaping up and sprinting towards the kitchen, you not being far behind but already having a suspicion as to where you were going to find Star. 

As expected, you pass through the door to find Star absolutely feasting on the extra trays of cinnamon buns. After a second of shock, Honey snapped out of it, reaching out to snatch his energetic gremlin of an older brother, while Star just laughed and took a shortcut, taking the trays with him. 

Hearing a rare swear from Honey and an empty promise about not making any more cinnamon buns for Star for the rest of his life, you can’t help but giggle again. Finding amusement in all the chaos and coincidence. 

Yeah, you certainly counted yourself as lucky. You couldn’t be more delighted to have met the brothers.

#undertale #undertale fic #vrnicky #ratsoh writes #underswap #honey #star

[ivyprism]

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My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

Pyre: Where are those two? Hana only mentioned that her sister and twin brother are around.

Hydra: *She pauses. Anyone who pays close attention can see a slight sadness, but it's well hidden.* They're with their parents in England. Did she not tell you?

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#4

Hydrangea existing:

Honor existing:

Me and @kiokooo + various characters: She deserves the world.

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#3

Me, everyday, usually brainstorming or writing:

Me when my Mutuals like my things:

@kioko-noodles / @kiokodoodles @the1920sisntaphasemom @und3rwat3r-a5tr0naut @miscneilleaneous @ratsoh-writes @vrnicky @avtfol @bombshellbummer @fruitsnackart @mochamashi and many others!

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