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isitbussinjanelle · 3 years

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Raya overthinking everything :P

Raya: is she looking over here?

Sisu: well uh-

Raya: no don’t look at her! She’s gonna know that we’re spying if you do. >:(

Sisu: but you just said-

Raya: okay how does my hair look?

Sisu: um it looks fine-

Raya: it looks horrible doesn’t it?!

Sisu: bro-

Raya: AHAHAHAHAHAH THATS SO FUNNY SISU [looks over at Namaari]

Sisu: [looking behind herself] man I didn’t say shi-

Raya: YOUR SO FUNNY WOW THIS IS THE BEST NIGHT OF MY LIFE. [still staring at Namaari]

Namaari: oh! Speak of the devil, There’s Raya over there.

Atitaya: hmm…well that’s convenient…[eye brow quirk]

Namaari: don’t.

Atiataya: dude, you’ve been wanting to do it for months, so just go talk to her about it. Plus, I think she wants you’re attention anyways. [points] tell her pretty friend to come my way though. ;)

Namaari: [looks over]

Raya: [staring without shame]

Raya: SISU LAUGH WITH ME SHES COMING OVER

Sisu: uh uh don’t speak to me I’m just tryna enjoy my Caesar.

Raya: YOU SON OF A- Namaari! Hi!

Namaari: hey dep la. Hey Sisu. Y’all on a date?

Raya: um…welll- I- um- no I don’t- yes maybe I-

Namaari: mind if I crash it? [scoots next to Sisu, staring at Raya]

Raya: [blushing like hell] u-um sure you can be here! Crash away! Hehehe…

Sisu: wow. this is hard to watch. Well, I’m gonna go over to General hot-stuff. [sing songy] oh atitayaaaaa~ [crawls over Namaari’s lap]

Namaari: hm. so, Raya, I wanted to ask you something [touches her hand]

Raya, barely functioning: Y-yes I’ll marry you.

Namaari: that’s not what I was gonna- I- sure let’s do it.

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isitbussinjanelle · 3 years

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Namaari: I still don’t get why you like me.

Raya: because your sweet, and funny.

Namaari: well Sisu told me that I was bitter and grouchy so one of y’all is lying.

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isitbussinjanelle · 3 years

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Raya: pet names are childish.

Sisu: uh huh. How would you describe sugar?

Raya: uhh…sweet?

Sisu: what comes after D in the alphabet?

Raya: E?

Sisu: right. Now say those two things together.

Raya: sweet E?

Namaari: yeah?

Raya:

Sisu: huh. “Childish pet names” my ass.

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isitbussinjanelle · 3 years

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Raya: Sisu. Namaari thinks I’m too clingy and aggressive. Tell her she’s wrong.

Sisu: I- well you are clinged to her arm- which you do all the time

Namaari: that’s what I said.

Raya: [kicks Namaari] tell her. She’s wrong. Sisu.

Sisu: well I-

Raya: [grabs her by the shirt] SISU I SWEAR TO SPIRITS IF YOU SIDE WITH HER

Namaari: WOAH WOAH TAKE IT EASY

Sisu: OKAY OKAY SHES WRONG NAMAARI YOUR WRONG

Raya: [takes a deep breath] thank you friend. That wasn’t so hard. Come along Namaari. [tugs her by the arm]

Namaari, mouths: save me

Sisu, mouths: you’re on your own now she’s terrifying

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isitbussinjanelle · 3 years

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Sisu: Namaari…? What’s uh…what’s going on in here?

Namaari, in her room with flower petals all over the ground: sh-she loves me [picks a petal] she l-loves me not…[picks another] DAMMIT I FINISHED THIS ONE

Sisu: uhhh…you okay girl?

Namaari: no matter…I still have…234 flowers left to pick! She loves me [picks another] she loves me not [picks another] she-

Sisu: Namaari. What are you doing?

Namaari: so far each of these flowers have ended on ‘she loves me not’.

Sisu: and how many flowers have you gone through?

Namaari:

Namaari: 362.

Sisu: how long have you-

Namaari: 16 hours. I haven’t gotten any Fang work done, nor have I slept. [continues picking] b-but it’s worth it! [eye twitch]

Sisu: Namaari-

Namaari: I NEED TO KNOW IF SHE LOVES ME BECAUSE IVE BEEN CHASING THIS GIRL FOR MONTHS😭

Sisu: WHO IS IT?!

Namaari: RAYA

Sisu: [face palms] of course. Of course. Of course.

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isitbussinjanelle · 3 years

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Namaari: hey, why did the chicken cross the road?

Raya: so she could kiss Namaari.

Namaari:

Namaari, blushing: uh… that’s not how the joke goes-

Raya: well can it? [crawls towards her]

Namaari: GAHH STAY AWAY FROM ME IM SCARED NOW

Raya: COME BACK I JUST WANT SMOOCHES

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isitbussinjanelle · 3 years

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Dragons know best

They really don’t

Sisu is equivalent to Raya but 10 times dumber at times

Namaari, holding a ring: okay. I’m gonna do it. I’m gonna propose to Raya.

Sisu: [spits out her juice] WAIT REALLY?! NOW?! YES NAMAARI GO GET YOU’RE GIRL [shoves her]

Namaari: wait wait wait no- I can’t do this. I don’t even know what to say or where to start…

Sisu: well, I can give you some tips for what dragons do for marriage proposals…?

Namaari: hmm…I’m listening…

*30 minutes later*

Namaari: okay, you sure this will work? What if she takes it the wrong-

Sisu: [puts a finger over her mouth] quit overthinking, lover girl. Just trust me, this’ll knock her off her feet.

Namaari: [walks over] h-hey Raya…um…

Raya: hi. :)

Namaari: [Picks her up bridal style] YOU. ME. MARRIAGE. SAY YES. YOU CANNOT DENY.

Raya: WHAT-WHAT IS HAPPENING

Namaari: GIVE ME AN ANSWER BEFORE YOU MUST BE SACRIFICED TO THE GODS

Sisu: [giving her a thumbs up] worked for Pengu and his wife..

Raya: [punching Namaari in the face] GET AWAY FROM ME CRAZY [sprints off crying]

Namaari: NO NO PLEASE DONT CRY COME BACK- SHIT SHE GAVE ME A BLOODY NOSE T-T

Namaari: SISU YOU SAID IT WOULD WORK

Sisu: [slowly walks backwards] nah nah leave me outta this cuh

Namaari: WHAT BUT YOU’RE THE- UGH

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isitbussinjanelle · 3 years

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Namaari: [chilling reading a book]

Tuk tuk: [rolls up to her]

Namaari: oh, hey bud. What’s going on?

Tuk tuk: [glares and growls at her]

Namaari: the fuck did I do to you you mutant rollie pollie🤨

Tuk tuk’s mind: this is what you get for kicking me 6 years ago you undercut bitch.

Tuk tuk: [breaks a vase]

Namaari: WHAT THE HELL WHY DID YOU DO THAT

Raya: WHATS GOING ON I HEARD A BREAK- what.

Namaari: oh um- Raya! I’m so sorry but-

Raya: you broke my vase.

Namaari: what?! No! I didn’t-

Raya: I was about to go flower picking, and you broke my vase.

Namaari: I DIDNT BREAK IT HE DID [points at Tuk tuk]

Raya: Buddy, did you break my vase?

Tuk tuk: [grumbles]

Raya: Tuk tuk says he didn’t. You lied to me.

Namaari: WHAT HOW CAN YOU UNDERSTAND HIM- HES LYING

Raya: GET OUT OF MY HOUSE YOU RAT [throws potatoes at her]

Namaari: THE FUCK DID YOU GET THOSE FROM-

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isitbussinjanelle · 3 years

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Namaari: please sit on my lap.

Raya: ...huh?

Namaari: uh- I said please- die.

Raya:

Sisu: THOSE SOUND IN NO WAY SIMILAR NAMAARI-

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isitbussinjanelle · 3 years

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Namaari, to Raya: Okay so what movie do you wanna watch?

Raya: Um maybe-

Sisu: [jumps over couch] We should watch trolls or something.

Namaari: Uhh...Sisu? We were kinda hoping to be alone tonight.

Sisu: Oh right got it- BENJA! VIRANA! CAN YOU GUYS CLEAR OUT WE’RE GONNA HAVE A MOVIE NIGHT AND YALL ARE KINDA LOUD

Raya: wait-

Sisu: [sitting in between them] should we watch a rom com instead? those are always good.

Namaari:

Raya:

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isitbussinjanelle · 3 years

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Namaari: you wanna ride me, do you?

Raya: oh dragons I wanna ride you so bad

Namaari: you wanna ride me hard?😜

Raya: YEAH SO HARD😼

Namaari: alright then, let’s do it.

*there*

Raya, on Namaari’s back with a toy steering wheel: VROOOOOOM VROOOOM VRRRRRRRRR VRRRRRRR VRROOOM VROOOM NYEEEEEEW BRRRRRRT BRRRRT BRRRRT

Namaari: you know when I said you could ride me I didn’t mean-

Raya: no not now to busy riding you VRRRRRRROOOO VRRRRRRRR VRR BR VRVRRRRRRRRRROOOOO VROOOM VROOM

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isitbussinjanelle · 3 years

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I honestly wish Atitaya’s got more screen time tbh

Namaari: [chilling]

Raya: [tugging Atitaya by the arm] Namaari.

Namaari: oh, hey guys. What’s up?

Raya: who’s prettier, me or her. Choose now.

Namaari: what why-

Atitaya: you don’t have too- I don’t know why she’s so bent outta shape.

Raya: and I have every right to be.

Namaari: uh why?

Atiataya: I told her that you and I used to date.

Namaari: WHY WOULD YOU TELL HER THAT YOU KNOW HOW SHE IS

Atitaya: I was bored lol 🤷🏽‍♀️

Raya: Namaari. Who’s prettier. You’re evading the question.

Namaari: Raya I’m not gonna choose something like that now.

Raya: and why not?

Namaari: because I’m friends with you both and I don’t wanna hurt one of y’all’s feelings.

Atitaya: you know that I could care less about-

Raya: WHY ARE YOU WORRIED ABOUT PROTECTING HER FEELINGS?! YOU SHOULD BE CHOOSING ME

Namaari: RAYA IM NOT GONNA CHOOSE NO MATTER WHAT I THINK

Raya: ITS BECAUSE YOU SECRETLY STILL LIKE HER ISNT IT?!

Namaari: RAYA YOU AND I ARE LITERALLY TOGETHER

Raya: THAT DOESNT MEAN ANYTHING. YOU THINK SHES PRETTIER THAN ME DONT YOU

Namaari: NO I DIDN’T SAY THAT

Raya: BUT YOU’RE THINKING IT

Namaari: NO IM NOT

Atitaya: maybe I should go-

Raya: [grabbing her arm again] uh uh. Your not done here. Choose Namaari. NOW.🔫😡

Namaari: NOW WHERE THE FUCK DID YOU GET A WATER GUN FROM-

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isitbussinjanelle · 3 years

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I Think I love you

Raya gets hurt, Namaari gets worried. Feelings are shared.

Raya: [laughing] why are you so upset? That was so fun!

Namaari, carrying her: [sets her down on a table] Are you seriously laughing right now?! RAYA YOU COULD’VE DIED!

Raya: okay but..I didn’t?

Namaari: you started an argument with a bunch of tail mercenaries, and they started shooting at you! And you even got shot in the leg, Raya. Now sit there stay still, I’m gonna find the bandages. [turns to walk away]

Raya: I don’t know what your so frantic for...

Namaari: you could be dead. [digging through drawers] And I don’t want you dead. That’s why I’m “so frantic”.

Raya: funny. For 6 years all you’ve been doing is hunting me down, and wanting me dead, I assume?

Namaari: ....

Namaari: I didn’t chase you for 6 years because I wanted you dead. I wanted you safe. I wanted to help you.

Raya: [scoffs] yeah, okay.

Namaari: [turns] what’s that supposed to mean?

Raya: I mean, I know your lying. You beat my ass in Spine, clearly wanting to cause me nothing but pain. Which you did.

Namaari: [feeling guilty asf] Raya I-

Raya: and in Fang, you didn’t hold back during our fight. You’re agenda was to kill me, when you really had no reason to because I did nothing to you.

Namaari: I just-

Raya: you do all do that, and then claim that you cared about me? Bull crap.

Namaari: [walks up to her] Raya I never wanted to hurt you. I wish I could explain it all, I wish I could make it make sense. But I need you to believe me when I say that I did care about you, and I still do.

Raya: [blushes because of how close Namaari is] do you?

Namaari: ...No.

Raya: ?

Namaari: I think I love you.

Raya: [raises her eyebrows] w-what?

Namaari: Yeah. I worry about you because I love you. Like, crazy. Happy? Is that what you wanted to hear?

Raya: maybe...but [raps her legs around her waist to pull her closer] now you’ve gotta show me.

Namaari: [blushes] show you what?

Raya: that you love me like you say you do.

Namaari: [sighs and chuckles] Raya, you do something to me.

Raya: oh yeah?

Namaari: yeah.

Raya: hmm, happy to hear I’ve got you under my spell. [grabs her cheek and pulls her in for a kiss]

Namaari: [leans in] wait Raya- your wound, you’re still bleeding what if you-

Raya: [raises a finger to her lips] use those lips for something other then talking.

Namaari: [nods] as you wish, princess.

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isitbussinjanelle · 3 years

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Tong: give it up, little girl. I’ve never been defeated in arm wrestling.

Namaari: yeah, keep talking old man. [slightly struggles] you won’t beat me.

Sisu: [whispers] who do you thinks gonna win?

Raya: [whispers] oh Namaari, obviously. She’s beaten me tones of times.

Sisu: that’s because your weak, Raya.

Raya: >:0

Namaari: [pushing his hand down a little] game over Tong, I’m about to win.

Tong: I’m going on a date with your mom tonight.

Namaari: [hand falls] WHAT?!

Sisu: [spits out water] OH LAWD I THOUGH SHE LIKED COOCHIE-

Raya: BAHAHAHAHAH

Tong: I WIN! IN YOUR FACE HAHA!

Namaari: [mumbles] t-tell me it’s not true...

Raya: huh?

Namaari: TONG CANT BE MY STEP DAD-

Tong: I WAS JUST JOKING SO I WOULD WIN XD

Namaari: TONG IM GONNA BEAT YOU SO HARD YOUR MAMAS GONNA FEEL IT [chases him]

Tong: WAIT NO [runs for his dear life]

Sisu: why is he scared of her hes twice her size😭

Raya:I knew Virana was and will forever be a coochie queen 😩💅🏾

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isitbussinjanelle · 3 years

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Flaming Catapults

“What about FLAMING catapults😈” -young Raya 2021

Namaari: okay, we need some ideas- GOOD IDEAS, on how to attack these bandits.

Raya: [raising her hand] ME ME ME

Namaari: any ideas? Anyone?

Sisu: uh, I think Raya has a suggestion?

Raya: YES NOW PICK ME

Namaari: Any ideas? Come on guys we need something.

Raya: I HAVE A GREAT IDEA

Namaari: [sighs] fine.

Raya: we need to get some tigers and some flaming catapults and-

Namaari: [puts tape over her mouth] refrain from using words. We’re not using fire, and where the hell are we gonna get tigers?

Raya: MMM?!

Namaari: cry about it.

Raya: 😡

Namaari: any other ideas?

Sisu: why don’t I just use my fog so they can’t see, then we can sneak attack?

Namaari: now there’s an idea! Boun do you have anything for us?

Boun: uh…[darting eyes over at Raya]

Raya: [glaring at him]

Boun: um….fl-flaming catapults??

Raya’s mind: yes.

Namaari: no. And Raya stop scaring the poor kid.

Raya: WE HAVE TO USE MY IDEA

Namaari: DID YOU EAT YOUR TAPE?!

Raya: yes and what about it😈

Namaari: [rubbing the bridge of her nose] oh lord give me strength…

Raya: now, as I was saying-

Namaari: AGH [tackles her]

Raya: WOAH WOAH ITS NOT THAT SERIOUS MAN

Namaari: STOP MOVING YOUR HEAD AND TAKE THE TAPE

Raya: JOKES ON YOU TAPE TASTE DELICIOUS

Sisu: ugh…kids am I right?

Boun: mhm. They’re so revolting. [sips tea]

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