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isitbussinjanelle · 3 years
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[imagine their all in a high school au]
Sisu: hey Raya! Where were you last night
Raya: [closes her locker] oh I was at the library with Namaari.
Sisu: Again?? you guys are practically dating! The worlds most boring dating, but dating!
Raya: Yeah I wish. She hasn’t even asked me out yet and I don’t know why because we definitely have chemistry. In fourth period, and in person. ;)
Namaari: [walks up] Hey Raya!
Raya: Hey Namaari. :)
Namaari: I was wondering if you’ve seen that new alien movie yet?
Raya: nah, I’m not really like, a huge sci-fi fan. :/
Sisu: :0
Namaari: Ohh...that’s too bad...Oh! I heard about this new Argentinian steak place, it’s supposed to be great. :D
Raya: [chuckles] yeah well I’m gonna have to take your word for it because I’m a vegetarian.
Sisu: :0
Namaari: Oh pfft...forgot...
Namaari: sooo...are there any good vegetarian places you could recommend? I’d love to try one, but of course I’d hate to eat alone. ;(
Sisu: :D
Raya: Oh yeah for sure! There’s this really good one in Talon, and they actually have communal tables so you can meet a ton of interesting people. [opens her locker again]
Namaari: :0
Sisu: [bashed her head into the locker besides raya]
Namaari: Oh...okay so uh, I’ll just see you later? [backs away with a wave]
Raya: Alright :)
Sisu: wha-
Raya: Ugh shes so cute why won’t she just ask me out already?😩
Sisu: SHE JUST DID. THREE TIMES. :0
Raya: 😗?
Sisu: what do you think the movie and the steak and the “where can I eat vegetarian not alone” was about??
Raya: ...[realization]
Raya: WAIT WAIT NAMAARI COME BACK THE STEAK PLACE SOUNDS NICE-
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fibiscuits · 3 years
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SKIT
RATLD
Boun: Hey Sisu you want Congee?
Sisu: Sure!
(Namaari came with a cup of rice)
Boun: Hey Namaari you want Congee??
Namaari: Oh no thanks
Boun: Why?
Raya/pops out of no where: BECAUSE!
Namaari: Thats why.
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moon-spirit-yue · 3 years
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Kay so I totally think it’d be fun to put Rayaari in a Miraculous Ladybug au. I don’t know if I’m going to make a full fic about it but I think the idea has so much potential I had to at least make this skit. For context, I’m making Raya Ladybug and Namaari Chat Noir. Also for the love square drama Namaari likes Raya but Raya likes Chat Noir (also a touch of spice):
Raya: *watches as someone gets rejected and they turn into a villain that basically forces people to fall in love and kiss each other*
Raya: damn these bitches are dramatic. It’s one rejection! One! Get a grip my god
Tikki: now is not the time, Raya! You need to transform!
Raya, nodding: yeah, I need to find a good hiding spot. This bench wont provide me much cover
Tikki: true. Can you imagine how stupid someone has to be to take cover behind a bench?
Raya, laughing: yeah so let’s- *makes eye contact with the akuma* ah shit
Akuma: *makes dramatic monologue*
Raya, already sprinting away: ain’t nobody got time for that! *flings herself into a random room*
Namaari, who has no idea there’s an akuma yet: woah! Raya, are you okay?
Raya, panicking because the akuma is getting closer: no! Not even a little!
Namaari, putting a hand on her shoulder: is there anything I can do to help?
Raya: I don’t think- *gets an idea* yes actually! Also you can hit me after this but it’s kind of essential right now
Namaari: what are you *gasps as Raya kisses her*
The akuma who was chasing Raya: *slams the door open* I AM HERE TO- *notices they’re already kissing* huh, must have already got her when she was running! Nice! *walks off to terrorize more people*
Namaari: *kissing back and moving her lips down Raya’s neck*
Raya: *moans and grips Namaari’s hair*
Namaari: *smirks and creeps her hands under Raya’s shirt to trace her nails on Raya’s stomach*
Tikki: *furiously poking Raya’s side to snap her out of it*
Raya, swatting at her side: ouch! Fine, I’m going. Sorry about that, saw a bug! Anyways, thanks for helping me get rid of that akuma, I’m gonna go hide now! You should too! Byeeeeeeee! *runs away*
Namaari, standing there in a gay daze: there was an akuma?
Plagg, sighing: I definitely don’t get enough cheese for this
Raya, finding another room that’s actually abandoned: oh my god there’s no way that just happened!
Tikki, giggling: oh but it did! And you seemed very into it!
Raya, blushing and shaking her head: but that doesn’t make sense! You know I have a crush on Chat Noir. Namaari’s just a friend!
Tikki, shrugging: well you aren’t the first ladybug to be in denial! *smirks at her* you liked that way more than you should, didn’t you?
Raya, sighing: afraid so. But we don’t have time to confront my feelings when there’s an akuma on the loose so TIKKI SPOTS ON!
Tikki, going into the earrings: WE WILL BE TALKING ABOUT THIS LATER-
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fantasia-tune-n · 2 years
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Happy Valentine's day! (tho it's not anymore in my timezone) Here's some silly rayaari skit. Raya: Hey dep la? Can you close your eyes for a second?
Namaari: Okay? *Closes her eyes*
Raya: *Closing their distance*
Namaari, internally: Is she going to...? Oh my god, this is the best day of my life!
Raya: *hands her something* Okay, now open.
Namaari, in confusion: Oh...? *Looks at the thing in her hand*
Raya, blushing: I just made the best jack fruit jerky, and I wanted to give you some. So, yeah...bye! *Runs away quickly*
**A few moments later** Sisu: You were supposed to say you love her! Why did you give her your goddamn jack fruit jerky? She's gonna think you're poisoning her!!
Raya, freaking out: I got nervous, okay?? And I did my best not to punch her in the face!
Sisu: Why would you punch someone you're in love with!?
**Meanwhile** Namaari, still in awe: She just gave me her food... She's such a wonderful woman *Tearing up*
Virana, snorting: Man, She's got it so bad.
Atitaya, who's been dragged all over Kumandra in search of the dragon scroll(Raya): Tell me about it. *Long sigh*
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isitbussinjanelle · 3 years
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Pookie-Bear
Namaari and Raya receive some rather shocking news from their parents..
Sisu: trust me, it’ll be hilarious!
Virana and Benja: definitely!
*Later*
Namaari: Ma? Benja? Why have you called us here?
Raya: is something wrong?
Virana: oh no...actually, something is right. [smiles at Benja]
Raya and Namaari: ???
Benja: um...girls, we have been keeping this from you for a while but, we think it’s time we’ve told you the truth...[holds Virana’s hand] about us.
Raya’s mind: what. The. Fuck.
Namaari’s mind: don’t say it don’t say it.
Benja and Virana: We love eachother. :)
Namaari: NOOOOOO NO NO NO YOU SAID IT
Raya: NO NO NO SAY SIKE RN
Benja: [tries not to laugh] w-whats the problem girls?😅
Namaari: Y-YOU GUYS ARENT ALLOWED TO LOVE EACHOTHER
Raya: DIDO TO THAT
Virana: but...but Benja is my pookie bear! I love him too much! Why do you say that Namaari??
Raya: [mumbles] p-pookie bear...?
Namaari: BECAUSE...BECAUSE ME AND RAYA ARE DATING [pulls Raya close]
Raya: YEAH
Namaari: AND IT WOULD BE WEIRD IF YOU GUYS WERE DATING OR MORE THAN THAT, BECAUSE THEN RAYA WOULD TECHNICALLY BE MY STEPSISTER, AND YOU CANT DATE YOUR STEP SISTER, SO CANCEL THE WEDDING
Benja: PFFT-
Virana: BAHAHAHA WEDDING-
Raya: WHY ARE YOU GUYS LAUGHING THIS IS SERIOUS?!
Benja: we were just messing with you girls! We don’t love eachother😭
Namaari: wait...huh?
Benja: it was Sisu’s idea for us to pretend to be in love and see y’all’s reaction.
Raya: of-fucking-course.
Namaari: so... you two don’t love each other?
Virana: I like coochie, Namaari.
Namaari: MOTHER-
Raya: THATS WAS SO RANDOM BUT I LOVE IT AHAHAH
Benja: coochie? Is that a desert I don’t know about? o.O
Raya and Virana: it is to me.
Namaari: YALL-
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isitbussinjanelle · 3 years
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Namaari: [starts to choke on her food]
Raya: ?
Namaari: [eyes tearing up and pointing to her mouth]
Raya: that food good ain’t it?😏
Namaari: [aggressively jabbing at her throat and choking]
Raya: well, I’m glad you like it. I spent hours making this dinner. [gets up with her plate] I’m gonna go take a nap, I’m stuffed.
Namaari: [eyes watering still and banging on the table]
Raya: jeez. Didn’t know it was that good lol.
Namaari: [finally coughs the food out] BITCH I COULDVE DIED-
Raya: oh you were choking? Why didn’t you just say something-
Namaari: [strangles her to the ground]
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isitbussinjanelle · 3 years
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Namaari: please sit on my lap.
Raya: ...huh?
Namaari: uh- I said please- die.
Raya:
Sisu: THOSE SOUND IN NO WAY SIMILAR NAMAARI-
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isitbussinjanelle · 3 years
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Nervous Namaari
The last cookie.
Sisu: [slams the door behind her] Ugh!
Raya: woah, who spit in your congee?
Sisu: Namaari! She’s got this big ‘ole jar of cookies downstairs and she’s not sharing with anyone! Not even her cats!
Raya: wait- COOKIES?!
Sisu: probably not plural anymore. She’s gonna eat them all. There’s no getting past her. The girl is being hella stingy.
Raya: [chuckles and gets up] oh Sisu...I have ways of getting what I want from that binturi.
*downstairs*
Namaari: [eating the second to last cookie at the counter] I dunno what Benja puts in these...
Raya: hey dep la~[caresses her arm]
Namaari’s mind: please wife me.
Namaari: sup? Uh...what’re you doing?[grabs the last cookie real quick]
Raya: just lean back, why so tense? [runs her hand up her chest and straddles her]
Namaari’s mind: fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
Namaari: tryna seduce me, princess?
Raya: [giggles] maaaayyybee. [plays with her hair]
Namaari’s mind: FUCK SHES SO CUTE AND SHES SO CLOSE-
Namaari: well, I’m not complaining.
Raya: [trails a hand up the arm of the cookie] You’re so strong~ you could probably lift like, a gazillion pounds. [giggles]
Namaari: [to distracted by Raya to see what she’s doing] that’s not a real number dep la but maybe,[giggles like an idiot]
Namaari’s mind: ugh she has the cutest laugh.
Raya: [leans in extra close that their noses barely touch] how do you know?
Namaari: [gay meter to the highest level] I g-guess I don’t. [blushing like crazy]
Raya: [grabs the cookie and hops off of her] BAHAHAAHA SIKE BITCH YOU THOUGHT [sprints back upstairs]
Namaari: [snapping out of it] wait what- MY COOKIE! RAYA WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON YOU YOUR GONNA WISH THE DRUUN GOT TO YOU FIRST
Raya: SISU WE CAN SPLIT THIS IN HALF OPEN THE DOOR SHES COMING!
Sisu: THATS MY GIRL HAHAHAHA
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isitbussinjanelle · 3 years
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Namaari, to Raya: Okay so what movie do you wanna watch?
Raya: Um maybe-
Sisu: [jumps over couch] We should watch trolls or something.
Namaari: Uhh...Sisu? We were kinda hoping to be alone tonight.
Sisu: Oh right got it- BENJA! VIRANA! CAN YOU GUYS CLEAR OUT WE’RE GONNA HAVE A MOVIE NIGHT AND YALL ARE KINDA LOUD
Raya: wait-
Sisu: [sitting in between them] should we watch a rom com instead? those are always good.
Namaari:
Raya:
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isitbussinjanelle · 3 years
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Sweet Dreams
Drunk Raya lol.
Inspired from a post from @moon-spirit-yue.
Raya: uggghhhhh let go uh me [laughs like goofy]
Namaari: [walking Raya to her room] Raya your drunk.
Raya: NO YOU’RE THE ONE WITH THE FUNNY FACE [hiccup]
Namaari: you’re so silly. [chuckles]
Raya: [hiccups] silly silly silly silly silly silly silly silly
Namaari: alrighty.... [lays her down] comfortable?
Raya: no..
Namaari: what’s the matter?
Raya: [grabs Namaari by the collar and pulls her down next to her] now I’m comfy. :)
Namaari: Raya, I really need to get back to Fang. And you need to rest.
Raya: F-Fang can wait. And I don’t need rest [snuggles up into her]
Namaari: [starts to get up] get a good nights sleep, princess.
Raya: [grabs her by the arm] stay. I’m not letting go.
Namaari: Raya. [yanks]
Raya: [pulls her down in the bed completely and straddles her] no escaping now~
Namaari: Ra-
Raya: just go to sleep Namaari...please...I love you....
Namaari: [sighs] Raya, I k-know you don’t mean that. You’re drunk right now.
Raya: I do mean it. [traces her collar bone with a finger]
Namaari: [sighs] okay, well, goodnight Raya.
Raya: you don’t feel the same about me? :(
Namaari: what?
Raya: do you love me?
Namaari: Raya I- my words won’t matter because you’re drunk and you’ll barely remember any of this-
Raya: it’s a simple yes or no.
Namaari: ...
Namaari: yes, I do love you.
Raya: okay, goodnight. :)
Namaari: sweet dreams...
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isitbussinjanelle · 3 years
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Raya: lol what if we made out rn
Namaari: that would be a little weird wouldn’t it?
Raya, pretending not to be hurt: um- HELL YEAH IT WOULD BE WEIRD- totally weird. ;-;
Namaari’s mind: WHY DID I SAY THAT I DEFINITELY WANNA MAKE OUT WITH YOU UGH
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isitbussinjanelle · 3 years
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Raya: me and Namaari have a very 50/50 type of relationship.
Sisu: how so?
Namaari: ?
Raya: she dresses like a snack, and I eat her like one.
Namaari: [spits out her orange juice] RAYA SERIOUSLY- HERE?! [coughs]
Sisu: OKAY GIRL I SEE YOU
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isitbussinjanelle · 3 years
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[at a party]
Raya: [minding her business in a corner]
Namaari: [rushes over to her] what are you doing.
Raya: what do you mean..?
Namaari: EVERYONE is staring at you. Why. What are you doing.
Raya: I’ve just been sitting here-
Namaari: here, hold still [holds an open marker up to her face]
Raya: wait wait- the fuck are you doing?? Don’t draw on me!
Namaari: these people are staring at you, so I need you to look ugly. I’m gonna draw a mustache on you or something. Hold still.
Raya: WHY?!
Namaari: BECAUSE I DONT WANT THEM STARING AT YOU!
(Inspired from the fanart i reblogged.)
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isitbussinjanelle · 3 years
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Raya overthinking everything :P
Raya: is she looking over here?
Sisu: well uh-
Raya: no don’t look at her! She’s gonna know that we’re spying if you do. >:(
Sisu: but you just said-
Raya: okay how does my hair look?
Sisu: um it looks fine-
Raya: it looks horrible doesn’t it?!
Sisu: bro-
Raya: AHAHAHAHAHAH THATS SO FUNNY SISU [looks over at Namaari]
Sisu: [looking behind herself] man I didn’t say shi-
Raya: YOUR SO FUNNY WOW THIS IS THE BEST NIGHT OF MY LIFE. [still staring at Namaari]
Namaari: oh! Speak of the devil, There’s Raya over there.
Atitaya: hmm…well that’s convenient…[eye brow quirk]
Namaari: don’t.
Atiataya: dude, you’ve been wanting to do it for months, so just go talk to her about it. Plus, I think she wants you’re attention anyways. [points] tell her pretty friend to come my way though. ;)
Namaari: [looks over]
Raya: [staring without shame]
Raya: SISU LAUGH WITH ME SHES COMING OVER
Sisu: uh uh don’t speak to me I’m just tryna enjoy my Caesar.
Raya: YOU SON OF A- Namaari! Hi!
Namaari: hey dep la. Hey Sisu. Y’all on a date?
Raya: um…welll- I- um- no I don’t- yes maybe I-
Namaari: mind if I crash it? [scoots next to Sisu, staring at Raya]
Raya: [blushing like hell] u-um sure you can be here! Crash away! Hehehe…
Sisu: wow. this is hard to watch. Well, I’m gonna go over to General hot-stuff. [sing songy] oh atitayaaaaa~ [crawls over Namaari’s lap]
Namaari: hm. so, Raya, I wanted to ask you something [touches her hand]
Raya, barely functioning: Y-yes I’ll marry you.
Namaari: that’s not what I was gonna- I- sure let’s do it.
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isitbussinjanelle · 3 years
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I honestly wish Atitaya’s got more screen time tbh
Namaari: [chilling]
Raya: [tugging Atitaya by the arm] Namaari.
Namaari: oh, hey guys. What’s up?
Raya: who’s prettier, me or her. Choose now.
Namaari: what why-
Atitaya: you don’t have too- I don’t know why she’s so bent outta shape.
Raya: and I have every right to be.
Namaari: uh why?
Atiataya: I told her that you and I used to date.
Namaari: WHY WOULD YOU TELL HER THAT YOU KNOW HOW SHE IS
Atitaya: I was bored lol 🤷🏽‍♀️
Raya: Namaari. Who’s prettier. You’re evading the question.
Namaari: Raya I’m not gonna choose something like that now.
Raya: and why not?
Namaari: because I’m friends with you both and I don’t wanna hurt one of y’all’s feelings.
Atitaya: you know that I could care less about-
Raya: WHY ARE YOU WORRIED ABOUT PROTECTING HER FEELINGS?! YOU SHOULD BE CHOOSING ME
Namaari: RAYA IM NOT GONNA CHOOSE NO MATTER WHAT I THINK
Raya: ITS BECAUSE YOU SECRETLY STILL LIKE HER ISNT IT?!
Namaari: RAYA YOU AND I ARE LITERALLY TOGETHER
Raya: THAT DOESNT MEAN ANYTHING. YOU THINK SHES PRETTIER THAN ME DONT YOU
Namaari: NO I DIDN’T SAY THAT
Raya: BUT YOU’RE THINKING IT
Namaari: NO IM NOT
Atitaya: maybe I should go-
Raya: [grabbing her arm again] uh uh. Your not done here. Choose Namaari. NOW.🔫😡
Namaari: NOW WHERE THE FUCK DID YOU GET A WATER GUN FROM-
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isitbussinjanelle · 3 years
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Baking Class
Just some of Raya being a little teasing shit after seeing one of @faithfulwarrior-og’s posts.💗
Raya: [squeezing icing]
Namaari: your doing it wrong.
Raya: I’m squeezing the icing aren’t I?
Namaari: no, I mean your not following the pattern shown in the image we’re supposed to follow for this baking class. [holds up the picture and points at the pattern] see?
Raya: aww, is someone gwumpy?
Namaari: [glares] I’m not grumpy.
Raya: [laughes] okayy. Relax, ‘Maari, it’s just a silly pattern.
Namaari: but we’re supposed to follow the image, like boun and sisu are. [gestures to them]
Boun: hi guys! [waves]
Sisu: we’re totally gonna ace this class with captain pop n lock as my partner!
Namaari: raya, give me the icing. We have little time, so I’m taking over.
Raya: [holds the icing away when she reached] aw, but you always take over. Shouldn’t I get to be in charge for once? [smirks]
Namaari: [blushes because she knew what’s she meant by that] y-you know what your doing.
Raya: I do. And is it working on you?
Namaari: I meant with the icing.
Raya: who said I didn’t? [winks]
Namaari: Raya.
Raya: Namaari.
Namaari: why do you always do this..
Raya: [shrugs] what ever I’m doing must be working, because you look so wet right now~
Namaari: [jerks her head sown] wait how did you- [grumbles]
Raya: HAHA MADE YOU LOOK MADE YOU LOOK NOW YOUR IN THE BABY BOOK :D
Namaari: [huffs] I hate you.
Raya: aw. You know love me. ;)
Namaari: [groans] shut up right now. [steps into her space]
Raya: [smirks] bestie are we about to kiss right now?
Namaari: [blushes intensely] j-just give me the damn frosting! [snatches it from her]
Raya: Ho Ho Ho, yes ma’am. Since you wanted to be the boss. [steps away to wash her hands]
Namaari’s mind: she knows how to push my buttons alright...
Namaari: at least now we can make this cake the proper way.
Raya: you know what? [grabs a rag to dry her hands] I was doing it wrong before, and I apologize. Please, show me the correct way to ice a cake? [leaning against the counter in the elbows]
Namaari, a little take aback: oh...w-well apology excepted? But I guess I can show you...I wouldn’t say it’s a challenge though. So what you’ll first wanna do is [trails on]
Raya, barely listening: [staring at Namaari’s lips] mhm...mhm...
Namaari: and then you just make little swirls and then....are you even listening? The cake is down there, dep la.
Raya’s mind: ugh I love it when she calls me that. Hot asf.
Raya: honestly, no. I had my eyes on an even better desert~ [winks]
Namaari: [turns red and groans] can you ever be mature?
Raya: not with you, no. Especially when it means I’m making you blush. ;)
Namaari: [eye roll] whatever. Let’s just finish making this cake, yeah?
Raya: okay. [grabs the icing]
Namaari: are you gonna do the right pattern this time?
Raya: maybe, maybe not. But I am gonna do this [tilts head up and squeezes icing in her mouth]
Namaari: [completely flustered because it reminds her of something else] uh...we’re not s-supposed to eat the icing Raya...
Raya: [continues, very well aware of what it looks like to Namaari] mhm~
Namaari: please. Please don’t make that noise.
Raya: what noise? :)
Namaari: [sighs] just forget it.
Raya: you mean the moaning noise? Does it remind you of something, Namaari? Remind you of the noises I make when you-
Namaari: [clears her throat to interrupt her because the class leader walks up to them]
Baking Class leader: Raya and Namaari! How are things going over here with your cake?
Namaari: uh...good kinda! But can you please tell her to stop eating the icing. We’re nearly done.
Baking Class Leader: oh, well Raya, you can’t eat the icing. She has a point.
Raya: [uses puppy dog eyes] O-oh...I’m sorry I- it just tastes really good...can I please eat more of it?
Baking Class Leader: [blushes] oh- um...well pfft- I don’t see why not I-I guess. C-carry on you too. [walks away fast with heart eyes]
Raya: [leans back in the table with a devious smirk] boom. That’s how it’s done. [eats more frosting]
Namaari: [chuckles] you sneaky little binturi. I don’t understand how you always get your way.
Raya: because I’m adorable, that’s why. Take notes.
Namaari’s mind: oh yes you are...
Namaari: I see your ego is working just fine.
Raya: mhm.
Namaari: alright, let’s actually make the cake this time. For real. Can I have the frosting?
Raya: what’s the magic word?
Namaari: [sighs] please.
Raya: hmm, it was actually baby powder, but I’ll give it to you anyways because your so cute. [boops her nose]
Namaari: [grabs the icing and squeezes some on her face by accident] I’m not cute.
Raya: yes you are. Also you’ve got a little something right there. [points to her own cheek]
Namaari: what is it? [feels round]
Raya: icing. Here let me get it [kisses her]
Namaari: [failing to function properly] y-you said it was on my cheek
Raya: and...?
Namaari: you kissed my lips..
Raya: oh. Oh yeah here’s your napkin by the way. [hands her a napkin]
Namaari: you- what was the point
Raya: I just wanted to kiss you. :)
Namaari’s mind: God, her lips are so perfect. So soft and lush.
Baking Class Leader: Alright class! You all have 10 left to finish your cakes! Then we will disperse.
Raya: let’s finish, shall we?
Namaari: [face still flushed] oh now you wanna listen?
12 minutes later...
Baking Class Leader: Awesome cakes everyone! You all did fantastic. I will see you all next wenesday for our next session!
Everyone: Thankyou! [all leave]
Raya: well that was fun wasn’t it?
Namaari: [grabs Raya’s hips and turning her around] if you think I’m not gonna punish you for those little stunts you pulled in there, think again. You owe me, baby girl. [winks and walks to their car].
Raya: [gulps] I...Uhh...
Raya’s mind: ...oh dragons what have I done help me...
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