[you have one new voicemail]
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What did Erik put into Aaron's voice. Why is it so different. Why is it so addicting and where did my pants go. Anyway, I miss him.
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WTFWAD?
What The Fuck Would Aaron Do?
Feeling ready to send that very annoying coworker of yours to the shadow dimension? About to throw a chair out of a window in frustration? Ready to cuss your boss for being an utter dumbass whom you cannot even fathom managed to get to the position he did?
Use this phrase and remember, even if your corporate husband isn't real, he definitely thinks pouring hot coffee on your bitch of a manager is a bad idea
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@starlitangels I blame you for my heart ache
Read their lil fic cause I’m crying here
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Some redacted asmr headcannons because I can 😊
Ashers phone is always almost dead because he forgets to plug it in.
Fredrick has a hooked nose… change my mind.
David has perfect punctuation with texting whereas angels just like “u up bbg”.
Lovely can play the violin.
William has a shelf in his room dedicated to things he’s been gifted throughout his life.
Damien gets his nails painted by Huxleys younger siblings when he comes over.
Huxley has younger siblings.
Gavin and freelancer have hair dye dates every couple of months where they help dye each others hair.
Ollie and baby do similar things except Ollie doesn’t dye his.
Aaron has rings that smart ass steals a lot.
Guy has acne scars.
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i despise the fact that aaron’s most used app is safari hes either an avid porn watcher or searches shit like “tomato soup recipes” or “my back is soring am i dying”
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Older by Isabel LaRosa but it’s Aaron and Smartass coded
I’m not explaining this…
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I'm willing to stop and consider that Carter/Casanova speaks Hindi and will curse in front of his students because they don't know what he's saying and those who do, keep quiet. As such, Carter's made it a a habit to just do so out in public. Hell, he's done it around Aaron and Aaron doesn't even know what he's saying.
But along comes Lasko who hears him say the most disrespectful shit to someone's face before Carter realizes as he looks at Lasko only to realize that his air elemental bf KNOWS
Queue Carter using this newfound knowledge to say the dirtiest shit to Lasko in public when he's pretty sure no one else can understand. Aaron's learned to tell based in reactions what's going on.
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Hanukkah started today everyone so here’s my headcannons on who’s Jewish:
- freelancer
-Lasko
-baabe
-Aaron and smartass
-milo greer
hope everyone has a happy holiday this winter!!!
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RAH I SAW @itsyourstarboy POST ABOUT APPLYING SONGS TO SHIPS AND I’M BARGING IN TO JOIN BECAUSE I LOVE APPLYING SHIPS TO SONGS
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David/Angel ::
When I met you by APO Hiking Society
- it's their song. I will die on this hill.
Guy/Honey ::
Honeypie by JAWNY
- do I need to Explain myself
Elliot/Sunshine ::
You are my sunshine
- my babies I love them sm
Ollie/Mentor ::
Falling for you by Peachy!
- makes me think of ollie's crush on mentor becoming love instead :DD
Aaron/Smartass ::
Anything you can do & I won't say I'm inlove
- 2 songs for him cus I lab him <3
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Random Redacted Headcanons
Lasko’s Listener is a huge coffee nerd and has a personal vendetta against starbucks
Sweetheart and Marie meet up for lunch when they have the day off but Milo doesn’t
Babe has an impressive teacup collection as well as a wide tea selection
When Sam was first turned he had a mullet
Sweetheart took Asher to get his first tattoo
Guy has four different shirts that talk about kissing/fucking mothman
Angel hates peanut butter
Tank wore exclusively cropped t-shirts their senior year of high school
Aaron is currently growing out his hair for the first time and had to be taught by Smartass how to maintain it
First time Freelancer got sick, Gavin called Damien in tears thinking they were gonna die
Damien refuses to buy store bought pesto
David is really good at checkers
Porter holds Treasure’s hand while they sleep
Milo has a picture of Sweetheart in his wallet
Vincent owns 12 pairs of skinny jeans
Huxley will fight anyone who says white chocolate is real chocolate
David secretly hates when people are taller than him
Sweetheart and Gavin can sprint in stilettos
Aaron refuses to watch sad dog movies
Freelancer has secretly assigned all of their friends a muppet
Sam had hot water added to his hose outside so he can help clean Tank off after pack runs without fur getting everywhere
Marie and Tank have a bet going about who will have kids first
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*snaps* Hey, hey, hey! Eyes on your work, don't want Aaron to catch you slipping up...or do you👀?
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༺ suggestive redacted headcanons ༻
please scroll if you’re uncomfortable. everything mentioned is fully consensual, like all interactions must be !
⭑ gavin is the type of man to press wet kisses on your shoulders, as you two stand in front of a mirror, feeling the other's body, shuddering at the touch of your lover's fingertips.
⭑ vincent kisses your neck passionately, you could feel the tip of his fangs on your skin. he'll bite you and feed (only if you ask for it ; pre-turning).
⭑ sam lets you sit on his lap, facing him as you grind yourself against him, hitched breaths and whimpering into each other's mouth as you grip tightly on his flannel, his hands guiding your hips.
⭑ milo devours you like an all you can eat buffet, absolutely hungry for you but never forgetting to praise your body (kinda canon but oh well)
⭑ aaron grips on your hair, tugging your head back sometimes just to mess with you, knowing how you seem irritated but secretly enjoy it (what he does while doing this is completely up to your imagination bleeeehhhh)
⭑ huxley gets aggressive when he's in the mood but immediately apologizes cause he's afraid his size and strength might hurt you "oh sorry! was that too harsh?"
⭑ asher giggles when his ticklish spots get touched, along with some heavy breathing. he likes a little lightheartedness during intimacy.
⭑ avior likes a heated make out session with clothes on, increasing both of your neediness to just rip them off.
i hope these are good >.< been stuck in my head for too long yall <3
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y’all don’t realize how scammable aaron is
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