#redjennies greatest hits

[redjennies]

love how if you marry Abigail, her 14 heart event is about her having to save you from a monster and feeling some sort of quiet but life changing guilt about taking a life for the first time and she insists on burying it and if you go by the grave later you get a message about how she had to take a life to save yours and you will never forget that.

but if you marry Sebastian, he'll just be hanging out in the kitchen one morning and be like "hey, couldn't sleep last night so I went for a walk through the mines and got this for you" and hand you void essence which you can only get in the mines by going down to the 80+ levels and killing Shadow People, which are sapient people that can talk and have their own culture and customs and shit, and this is a Perfectly Normal morning you can have.

#fuckin goth kids i tell you what #stardew valley #farm blogging #redjennies greatest hits

[redjennies]

Critical Role is the funniest fandom to post about if you have followers from other fandoms. you'll reblog a video like "god this scene killed me. so long as I live I'll never stop thinking about it." and in the corner of the screen a middle aged man is dressed like a tiger for no apparent reason.

#joke tag #cr #sam riegel (affectionate/derogatory) #redjennies greatest hits

[redjennies]

thinking about the barbarians of Critical Role, and how Grog's best buddy was Pike who he met before becoming part of Vox Machina and then in campaign 2, Ashley played Yasha whose best friend was Molly who she met before the Mighty Nein and now in campaign 3, Taliesin is playing Ashton and how by this logic if there's a campaign 4, Sam should play a barbarian to continue the pattern.

#I've connected the dots (you didnt connect shit.) i've connected them #cr #redjennies greatest hits

[redjennies]

I swear you do one little war crime while working for a terrorist organization because of some crackpot theory you have about an apocalyptic threat that was revealed to you once in a dream and suddenly Citadel News Network is calling you "the disgraced Commander Shepard."

#joke tag #normandy blogging #mass effect #redjennies greatest hits

[redjennies]

I think despite their differences nobody in Vox Machina or the Mighty Nein would outright both just vitriolically hate their counterpart. while I think some would get along better than others (Pike and Yasha would like each other than Vax and Caleb) and some might be a little one sided (Grog would love Fjord but Fjord would never want to be left alone with that man again).

except for Percy and Cad, who would seemingly be very polite to each other the entire visit, and then the second they said their goodbyes, each would not stop ranting about how the other was "one of the most misguided and pompous idiots" they had ever met.

#from the vault #i could have sworn i posted this #redjennies greatest hits

[redjennies]

the older I get, the more Kaidan Alenko's line "I'm thirty-two, Shepard. you don't serve as long as I have without coming to terms with yourself." becomes the hottest line a male love interest in a video game has ever said.

#is this a little ''the bar is the ground''? perhaps #but after the summer I've had any sort of emotional intelligence is like the sexiest thing i can imagine #joke tag #kaidan alenko #shenko #mass effect #redjennies greatest hits

[redjennies]

concept: an asari named Shania T'Wain

#joke tag #mass effect #redjennies greatest hits

[redjennies]

fjord: oh so when beau and caleb mess around with cult artifacts they obviously shouldn't touch, it's because they're "tragic geniuses with insatiable curiosity who just couldn't help themselves."

fjord: but when i do it, it's suddenly all "stop touching things, fjord! your low wisdom is showing, fjord! why do you like swallowing balls so much, fjord?"

#joke tag #cr spoilers #fjord #empire twins #critical role #redjennies greatest hits

[redjennies]

no context cr spoilers

#cr spoilers #cr liveblog #bad phone edits #artagan #critical role #redjennies greatest hits

[redjennies]

vox machina: we have one cleric but she's gone half the time.

mighty nein: we have two clerics but one keeps dying and the other won't prepare healing spells.

#critical role #cr spoilers #i kid i kid #team cleric #vox machina vs the mighty nein #joke tag #redjennies greatest hits

[redjennies]

matt: *goes the extra mile to ensure laura's animal companion isn't killed bc of bad ranger subclass mechanics in 5e*

laura: this campaign, i don't have a pet.

matt: okay. here's a traveling pet shop.

laura: hm. I think I'll get something even easier to kill.

matt: *goes the extra mile to ensure laura's pet isn't killed bc laura insists he's in her hood at all times*

#critical role #joke tag #vex'ahlia #jester lavorre #matt mercer #redjennies greatest hits

[redjennies]

#talks machina #travis willingham #marisha ray #sam riegel #critical role #joke tag #redjennies greatest hits

[redjennies]

beau: just to let you know, i have no expectations about this date. i really like you, but it's totally okay if you don't feel the same way about me.

yasha:

#i may have made this image in response to that last ask and then realized i didn't want to ruin anon's lovely words with my dumb jokes #also she's saying ''asshole'' so lovingly bc she likes that beau's an asshole #beauyasha #critical role #thunder and lightning #cr spoilers #joke tag #bad phone edits #redjennies greatest hits

[redjennies]

I want to make the events of tonight's episode absolutely clear: the entire party and their families decided they would rather go to Literal Hell than see Trent Ikithon and they were correct.

#cr spoilers #critical role #redjennies greatest hits

[redjennies]

this is my actual most controversial take by the way.

#critical role #fjord #joke tag #redjennies greatest hits

[redjennies]

i like how the deities watching over the mighty nein are basically hippie mom, coach dad, and older cousin who's fun to hang out with but under no circumstances should be allowed to give advice to children.

#joke tag #critical role #tm9 #redjennies greatest hits