#respect the pouch

[10001gecs]

keeps sucking you post-nut and I look up and you’re like an empty capri sun pouch.

like this

#respect the pouch

[superdaisypowerhour]

applying the same principles to fat people as to caprisuns

#which is to say #respect the pouch #dont cooome at me about this im fat

[jryoungblut]

respect the pouch at your peril

#sketch #sketch comedy #tiktok #skit #capri sun #respect the pouch #sad #montage #sacrifice #the pouch yearns for blood

[ottobasso]

#octobass post #respect the pouch

[potpiehead]

Sorry for my parents for eating arare rice crackers when they are trying to sleep

#respect the pouch

[wetlittlefreak]

they call it the primordial pouch bc its full of soup

#respect the pouch

[ourbastardofsorrows]

those old caprisun "respect the pouch" commercials (you know the ones) but they're in reference to the primordial pouch

#tia text #flop the pouch. respect the pouch #smooch the pouch. respect the pouch #so lucky tiberius is chill about me touching his tummy

[iamtheoneandonlyever]

when you overhear tons and tons (like 4) people at your school talking about st and how they think its a brilliant show and you are stuck here like don't ask them about byler don't ask them about byler don- bc you live in a very queerphobic country and will probably get targeted

(idk if queerphobic is a word but since almost all are looked down upon, i am making up this term)

the worst part- i start analyzing them to see if they would ship byler by what they do and how they talk and such and they do indeed fill some criteria but at the end of the day you are still living in a queerphobic country

#byler #one of them included a taylor swift lyric in the convo and i sang along like yea!! i recognize this #the lyric in question being: hi i am the problem its me #which is literally mike wheeler core #but they didn't know about wga strike? #they could have been out of the loop for a while but #they said they were still waiting for s5 so idk?? #another person had a blue and yellow pencil box #our school system has a pencil box thing like you carry a pouch which has all your pencils pens etc etc #this other person has views mostly very similar to me but homophobia... #this other person is way younger than me and was obsessed with st but i hadnt watched it at the time #but they were obsessed with el and max #another person who has watched st but i really dont like that person #plus homophobia #all of them except the first are openly homophobic #i have overheard enough conversations #they talk about it only to make fun of others?? #which is kinda disturbing as a queer kid #even though i probably fall in a more “respectable” category for them bc i am aroace and they dont even acknowledge it as queer?? #i have no idea wtf is up with these kids #but i laugh to myself and think what would happen when s5 drops and they see not one but two canon gay couples who have kissed on screen #in full 4K HD sharp image #their behavior makes me feel so glad that i accidentally discovered this realm of knowledge at a very young age #and did not get exposure to the queer-phobes (?) before that point #i also had an openly homophobic teacher #and they just brought up the subject randomly?? like why to even do that?? #my bsf who i have now turned into my byler info dump was also homophobic sort of #not openly just they thought gay people were ew?? #anyway i told her the byler plot without mentioning it was gay #i tried so hard ok?

[recents]

cannot stop thinking about that video where neil newbon reads a comment about how someone wants astarion to suck them dry like a capri sun and he doesn’t know what a capri sun is

#bg3 tag #must be nice to be british and not have to respect the pouch

[nudibutch]

i am so powerful i installed 3 new shower liners on our shitty clawfoot tub shower rod ring thing even with my fucked up collar bone AND we now have a pulldown shower head so i can rinse the tub 😭

#i also washed the bath mat it is sooooooo floofy now #and clean!! #the bathroom is SO fresh now i am basking in it #me if my roommates dont clean up after themselves in the bathroom like. respect the pouch (me). RESPECT IT #i act like a baddie doing the most basic plumbing but irl its just me trying to straighten out the plumbers tape bc its electrostatic #anyway can i be someones husbutch. can i do stuff around the house on the weekends for ANYONE

[jynersq]

i know that medical knowledge =/= better health-related behaviors but it feels SO fucked up to know so many cancer researchers — who have never and would never smoke a cigar or a cigarette — vape like there’s no tomorrow……… perhaps a hot take but vaping is not and will never be completely safe. it was intended to be a temporary tool to help people quit smoking, until companies like juul realized they could make bank marketing it to kids by making it taste like cotton candy. i cannot stress enough how much you should not be inhaling unknown chemicals into your lungs!!!! especially during the global spread of a virus known to cause severe cardiopulmonary issues!!

#genuinely concerned about the convergence of covid damage + vaping-related lung damage going forward #like i cannot stress enough how much — especially with covid now being with us indefinitely — #you should protect your beautiful beautiful lungs as much as you can. #and this is not an anti-drug psa! #it’s a please don’t put unknown oils into your lungs psa. #for so many reasons!! #like i cannot stop you and im not judging you #i just want you to know that the absence of tobacco-related carcinogens #does NOT mean that there aren’t carcinogens!!!!!! #please!!! respect the pouch (your lungs)!!! respect it!!! #okay sorry. i’m done (for now)

[carpisuns]

I'm happy to announce I just had my first ever caprisun. You can't buy them where I live, but I stumbled upon some on a trip to one of the bigger cities. So of course I bought them and it was so much fun I was like: I'm drinking a meme! The iconic internet juice! In a city!

And I thought the story would fit your ask-box

Hahaha, I’m glad you have experienced The Pouch!! I hope you enjoyed it 😌

#it’s been a long time since I have drawn a blorbo drinking caprisun…. #maybe I will draw Hunter owlhouse respecting the pouch👀 #I’m pretty sick of this pfp anyway lol #omg years ago when I did a dtiys and got a bunch of people to draw chat noir drinking caprisun…what a time haha #ask #caprisun #esomq

[wizzycore]

i love when he dies (the manticore) <3

#novus #novus spoilers #wizard101 spoilers #<--- PLEASE RESPECT THE POUCH

[bumblingbabooshka]

Sek, a pleasure to have in class.

#[REDACTED] family shenanigans #Sek is a good person but as a child he gives in easily to peer pressure if its from people he wants to like/respect him #His siblings are much more independent-thinkers from a young age #Sek is a good responsible boy you want to pat on the head and give a piece of candy to #both Sek and Elieth give me 'old ladies love them' vibes #Sek will never admit he likes video games bc thats for nerds #Just wanted to draw some fluff~!! #Sek #Kar #Varith #bea art tag #star trek #star trek art #Sek definitely got a love of calligraphy from his grandparents #country kids have lil pouches on the backpacks for various little things #good luck charms...incense sticks...a lil snack....maybe they need to bring things homafter school #particularly cool rocks.... #It's a little trend that's going around

[alienducky]

I'm having one of those Mistakes Have Been Made moments.

It's taken me about 3ish hours to get this far. And that's sewing one (1) strut of five (which is in reality 11 seams, because it's 5 wing panels plus an elbow flap) on the first wing

I want to cry

Actually I want to keep working on Alligator Loki, but since that involves watching the episodes he's in to get a looksy at his body colouring, and I am Very Distractible, so that's not happening anytime soon

#duckpond stuff #duckpond crochet #crochet ramblings #crochet wyvern #imma getting there #slowly #very very slowly #Oh #and please ignore the pouch. I'm not throwing away a perfectly good pouch because the author is trash. Respect the environment #ya know?

[regallibellbright]

Both my brother and father are frequent GMs for the ttrpgers in our social circle. They also each play in the other’s game.

This leads to fun situations like a week or two ago when my brother brought up giant undersea scorpions being a thing that exists in casual conversation.

Dad: That’s coming up in a game.

Bro: (His girlfriend, who plays in Bro’s) already forbade them.

Mom: *laughing* I love that you both went straight there. You and she just knew he’d do that.

Me: Who do you think he learned from? And who plays in his games and therefore KNOWS exactly what he’d do?

Bro is, I believe, the one who suggested to Dad back when we were still kids the phrase “carnivorous crickets,” before realizing he was giving the GM ideas. Horrifying arthropods are in fact part of his GMing style.

So anyway, Dad’s the GM tonight, Bro’s visiting his girlfriend, so I just heard the alarm go off and Dad go “time to go kill some adventurers.”

I told him to have fun.

#family shenanigans #ttrpg #arthropods #insects #carnivorous insects #just feels like something I should tag for #with the virtual campaigns it's very amusing because you can hear one of them say something from one room #and then the other respond not-infrequently #at least if you're on the main level (as one is upstairs and the other downstairs) or if you are me and can hear through floors #... usually not distinctly but I can occasionally make things out if respective doors are still open #walls as a given though I have to wear headphones whenever someone's in therapy #as a total bystander in BOTH games (and any others one or both of them may be running) who relies on them for transport #it's not at all uncommon for me to hear their plans for one or the other's game and/or help pick choices for a dungeon design or the like #(because yes of course my game designer little brother has both a massive homebrew setting and often designs dungeons off his own ideas) #he also does magical items himself he has fun with that #winner has to be the Sack O' Daggers - an unassuming porch containing infinitely respawning magic daggers #(capable of having whatever property you as GM would like added to them by making the sack a sack o' +whatever daggers; magical by default) #you cannot sell them; only one is active at a time; but if you're going to be checked before entering somewhere hey! #You just have an unassuming empty pouch. Totally empty. SURPRISE! Daggers. #(and of course my dad who has been involved in this hobby since the 70s when he was a teenager is pretty experienced as a GM) #the real monster of mythic proportions in the household is actually frogs that nearly wrecked his party in like the 70s/80s #leading them all to ask 'what? do they have vorpal tongues or something?' #the vorpal frogs have come up at least once since with INTENTIONAL death in their eyes #but yeah of course I gleefully enable them both in trying to kill each other's characters this is bonding time for them #and all their friends. Hey there's a third GM in that group don't feel TOO sorry for everyone.