#rodmitri

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Raskolnikov: Razumikhin just whispered in my ear, “you’re my secret Santa.”

Raskolnikov: So I said, “what?”

Raskolnikov: And he went, “ah shit I meant soulmate.”

Sonya:

Dunya:

Raskolnikov: He forgot the word for soulmate and his fucking brain thought, “it’s called ‘secret Santa.’”

#the sillies #literature #russian lit #incorrect quotes #fyodor dostoevsky #crime and punishment #raskolnikov #rodion romanovich raskolnikov #rodion raskolnikov #rodmitri #razumikhin x raskolnikov #dmitri prokofych razumikhin #dmitri razumikhin #source: twitter

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Raskolnikov: GOD, I hate him.

Razumikhin: Me too.

Raskolnikov: You don’t even know who I’m talking about.

Razumikhin: Solidarity sis!

#he’s a real ride or die bitch #literature #russian lit #incorrect quotes #fyodor dostoevsky #source: unknown #crime and punishment #raskolnikov #rodion romanovich raskolnikov #rodion raskolnikov #dmitri prokofich razumikhin #dmitri razumikhin #razumikhin #raskolnikov x razumikhin #rxr #rodmitri

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Doodles! We got

1) Tim Burton style Raskolnikov

2) Dog Razumikhin and cat Rask (or their daemons) having a moment

3) Great comet cast as dogs (starring Natasha and Sonya as Samoyeds, Marya D. and Dolokhov as Siberian huskies, the Kuragins as borzois, and Pierre as a Caucasian ovcharka)

#my art #quick doodles #crime and punishment #raskolnikov #rodion romanovich raskolnikov #rodion raskolnikov #war and peace #natasha pierre and the great comet of 1812 #npatgco1812 #great comet #rodmitri #raskolnikov x razumikhin

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Sonya: Dunechka! I’m so happy, I could kiss you!

Dunya: Uh...thanks!

*later*

Dunya, lying face down on Raskolnikov’s bed: I can't believe I thanked her, Rodya. Thanked her. She wanted to kiss me and I said "thanks". Why? Because I'm a huge moron.

Raskolnikov, patting her on the back: Don’t beat yourself up over it. Things like that happen. Remember when Razumikhin said he loved me?

Dunya: Didn’t you say “neat”?

Raskolnikov, staring into the distance: I said “neat”.

#literature #russian lit #incorrect quotes #fyodor dostoevsky #source: unknown #crime and punishment #raskolnikov #rodion raskolnikov #rodion romanovich raskolnikov #sonya semyonovna marmeladova #sonya marmeladova #sofya semyonovna marmelodova #dunya raskolnikov #avdotya raskolnikov #avdotya raskolnikova #avdotya romanovna raskolnikov #avdonya #dunya x sonya #rodmitri #razumikhin x raskolnikov

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Raskolnikov: Your existence is confusing.

Razumikhin: ...Okay?

Raskolnikov: See, your presence is annoying, but the thought of anything bad happening to you upsets me.

#literature #russian lit #incorrect quotes #fyodor dostoevsky #source: unknown #crime and punishment #raskolnikov #rodion raskolnikov #rodion romanovich raskolnikov #dmitri razumikhin #dmitri prokofych razumikhin #rodmitri

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Raskolnikov: I’m sorry Razumikhin, but this time I cannot do what you say.

Razumikhin: What do you mean "this time"? You've never done what I've said once since I've known you.

#russian literature #literature #russian lit #crime and punishment #fyodor dostoevsky #raskolnikov #rodion romanovich raskolnikov #rodion raskolnikov #dmitri prokofich razumikhin #dmitri razumikhin #razumikhin #rodmitri #incorrect quotes #source: unknown

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Raskolnikov: Look me straight in the eyes.

Razumikhin: You can’t have me look at those eyes and expect me to be straight.

#literature #incorrect quotes #fyodor dostoevsky #source: unknown #crime and punishment #raskolnikov #rodion raskolnikov #rodion romanovich raskolnikov #dmitri prokofych razumikhin #dmitri razumikhin #rodmitri

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Dunya: Sometimes Rodya will still do this thing, he'll try to like, sell us on Dmitri Prokofych? Like I'll just be sitting there with Sonya and he will lean in and be like, "Hey. You know who's a great man? Razumikhin." Like, yeah, we're all on board! We all love Dmitri Prokofych! You don't have to advertise for him!

#is this not how it went #literature #incorrect quotes #fyodor dostoevsky #source: unknown #crime and punishment #raskolnikov #rodion raskolnikov #rodion romanovich raskolnikov #dunya raskolnikov #avdotya raskolnikova #avdotya romanovna raskolnikov #dmitri prokofich razumikhin #dmitri razumikhin #rodmitri #raskolnikov x razumikhin #razumikhin

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Razumikhin: Rodya, stop lurking!

Raskolnikov: I'm not lurking, I'm standing quietly in the shadows.

#crime and punishment #rodion raskolnikov #rodion romanovich raskolnikov #raskolnikov #rodmitri #dmitri prokofych razumikhin #dmitri razumikhin #fyodor dostoevsky #source: unknown

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Razumikhin, to Raskolnikov: I feel like you were mad at me yesterday, and I don’t know why.

Razumikhin: So I made a list of everything I did and I'm going to try to not do any of them ever again.

#literature #russian lit #incorrect quotes #fyodor dostoevsky #crime and punishment #raskolnikov #rodion romanovich raskolnikov #rodion raskolnikov #dmitri prokofych razumikhin #dmitri razumikhin #razumikhin x raskolnikov #rodmitri #when in doubt post rodmitri #source: parks and rec #greatest hits

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Razumikhin: Never give up on your dreams, Rodya!

Raskolnikov: I wanna kill people!

Razumikhin:

Razumikhin: Y-you should probably give up on your dream...

#crime and punishment #rodion raskolnikov #rodion romanovich raskolnikov #dmitri prokofych razumikhin #dmitri razumikhin #razumikhin #rodmitri #source: unknown #fyodor dostoevsky #incorrect quotes

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my trash son rodion for the modern au?

I already answered for Raskolnikov, but here’s a list of modern au headcanons I have for him (and C&P in general):

- Raskolnikov has a cat named Empress Josephine (credit to @tinwhistlings )

- Dunya and Sonya have a holland lop bunny

- Rask and Raz are law school students

- Razumikhin wants to be a DA

- Raskolnikov wants to be a prosecutor

- Zossimov just graduated from med school and is dating Nastasya

- Nastasya is in nursing school

- Zamyotov and Dunya are seniors in college and are good friends

- Luzhin is a meninist

- Svidrigailov is that one creepy professor

- Sonya (precious Sonya) is a college freshman

- Sonya and Rask are BFFs

- Raz and Dunya are Bros

- Rask and Dunya are sibling goals

- Rask was a history and criminology double major and everyone is pretty sure he’s killed someone

- Porfiry is Razumikhin’s cousin who shares an apartment with him and Rask HATES Porfiry

- Zamyotov WORSHIPS Porfiry

- You KNOW lebezyatnikov is a Bernie bro

- Sonya takes care of her younger siblings and loves them more than anything in this world

- Raskolnikov has oh so many nightmares

- He’ll wake up in a panic screaming and Razumikhin just has to hold him tight until he calms down

- Razumikhin is honestly the best bf he’ll do ANYTHING for Rodya

- Raskolnikov always protests when Razumikhin shows any signs of affection but GOD FORBID raz leaves him alone for ONE SECOND and Rodya will drape himself over raz and refuse to move until raz drops whatever he’s doing to cuddle

- (He’s much like his cat in that way)

- Both Raskolnikovs will drop anything they’re doing if their sibling calls and will ALWAYS be there for each other

- It’s just something that everyone has to accept

- The Raskolnikovs will never love anyone more than each other

- Dunya and Sonya are all about PDA and Rodya HATES it so damned much

- He is NOT about that pda life

- If raz ever tried anything like that god help him

- Honestly Dunya and sonya Are the cutest

- Razumikhin loves video games

- NEVER LET DUNYA AND RODYA PLAY ANY GAME TOGETHER IT WILL NOT END WELL

- the raskolnikovs are both SUPER competitive

- Razumikhin drags everyone camping at least once a month

- Rodya Does Not enjoy the great outdoors but he’ll endure it for Raz

- Dunya, on the other hand, loves camping

- Zamyotov is a nerd and Rask loves nothing more than to mess with him and sound like a complete sociopath while doing so

- Sonya loves snuggling

- Razumikhin does frequent pub crawls

- Rask and Raz are both hipsters

- Dunya smokes pot

- Rask is nietzsches greatest fan

- Rask loves pretentious films (black swan and mother are some of his faves)

- Raz is obsessed with the die hard franchise

- “If John McLean can do it then so can I” “dmitri no” “DMITRI YES”

- Dunya loves horror/slasher movies

- Saw is a favorite

- Sonya has a soft spot for romcoms (her fave is 27 Dresses)

- Raskolnikov is kin with light yagami

- Raskolnikov is so fucking skinny wtf

- Hip bones so sharp they could cut a man

- He has a huge burn scar on his back

- Razumikhin is taller than Rodya but they’re both still pretty tall (Raz being 6’4 and Rask being 6’1)

- Dunya is also really tall (like 5’10)

- SONYA IS SO SMALL

- SHES ONLY 5’1

- Dunya thinks it’s adorable

- Everyone thinks it’s adorable

- Raskolnikov is a die-hard Harry Potter fan

- He’s a slytherin, Dunya’s a gryffindor, and Sonya and Razumikhin are both hufflepuffs

- “It sounds like you have a crush on Dmitri” “how could I POSSIBLY have a crush on him??!?? He’s a HUFFLEPUFF”

#literature #russian lit #fyodor dostoevsky #crime and punishment #rodion romanovich raskolnikov #raskolnikov #rodion raskolnikov #dmitri prokofych razumikhin #dmitri razumikhin #razumikhin #razumikhin x raskolnikov #rodmitri #avdotya raskolnikov #avdotya raskolnikova #avdotya romanovna raskolnikov #dunya raskolnikov #sonya marmeladova #sofya semyonovna marmelodova #sofya marmelodova #modern au #headcanons #dostoevsky please forgive me #hannah speaks

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Raskolnikov: Razumikhin and I are no longer friends.

Razumikhin: Rodya, that is the worst way to tell people we’re dating.

#russian lit #literature #incorrect quotes #fyodor dostoevsky #crime and punishment #source: unknown #raskolnikov #rodion romanovich raskolnikov #rodion raskolnikov #dmitri prokofych razumikhin #dmitri razumikhin #rodmitri #rodmitri for the soul #raskolnikov x razumikhin #greatest hits

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Dunya: Why are you naked?

Raskolnikov: I don’t have any clothes.

Dunya: *opens closet* You have shirts, pants, jackets, hi Dmitri Prokofych, socks...

#russian lit #literature #incorrect quotes #fyodor dostoevsky #crime and punishment #source: unknown #raskolnikov #rodion romanovich raskolnikov #rodion raskolnikov #dunya raskolnikov #avdotya raskolnikova #avdotya romanovna raskolnikova #dmitri prokofych razumikhin #dmitri razumikhin #razumikhin #raskolnikov x razumikhin #rodmitri #greatest hits

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Dunya, texting: WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU AND DMITRI PROKOFYCH???!!!??

Raskolnikov, responding: WE’RE FUCKING

Raskolnikov: GETTING [not delivered]

Raskolnikov: DRINKS [not delivered]

Dunya: Oh...nvm then...

Raskolnikov: WAIT [not delivered]

#russian lit #literature #incorrect quotes #fyodor dostoevsky #crime and punishment #source: unknown #raskolnikov #rodion romanovich raskolnikov #rodion raskolnikov #rodmitri #dunya raskolnikov #avdotya raskolnikova #avdotya romanovna raskolnikov

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Raskolnikov: I think I might have brain cancer.

Razumikhin, sighing: What symptoms did you google this time, Rodya?

#russian lit #literature #incorrect quotes #fyodor dostoevsky #crime and punishment #source: unknown #raskolnikov #rodion romanovich raskolnikov #rodion raskolnikov #dmitri prokofych razumikhin #dmitri razumikhin #raskolnikov x razumikhin #rodmitri