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porttohuume · 1 year

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Crime&Punishment writing in the year of our lord 2022 to cope with crippling anxiety and boredom? It’s more likely than you think. Blasted The Amazing Devil and Ethel Cain the whole way.

#crime and punishment #fyodor dostoyevsky #dostoevsky tag #russian literature #russian classics #yeah yeah it's a fanfic shut up #also it's a wonky AU with Dunya and Sonya so be warned #sonya marmeladova #dunya raskolnikova #avdotya romanovna #dunya x sonya

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wretchedvulgarian · 1 year

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What Dostoevsky Characters Are Doing for Valentine’s Day

Dunya and Razumikhin: If Raz is planning, then they’re doing the classics: a romantic dinner, a walk in the park, maybe a show. If Dunya is planning then they’re going to an underground concert and then going home to eat their weight in chocolate

Sonya and Raskolnikov: Sonya would assume that Rodya is not interested in celebrating because it definitely doesn’t seem like his thing so she probably wouldn’t even bring it up. But the day of he would totally bring home flowers and maybe give her some jewelry (procured completely legally he swears) because he canonically loves giving her gifts he can’t help it. Then they stay in and watch movies and fall asleep on the sofa

Grushenka and Mitya: Mitya has ambition and love enough for a firework display but the funds for half a glow stick so no matter what he does for valentine’s he would feel like it wasn’t enough. Though she has a reputation for greed, Grusha actually loves a romantic gesture that comes from the heart and not the wallet (which is ironically what she gives him because his current money carrying situation is not ideal). She also melts over the giant teddy bear he gives her

Katya and Ivan: Ivan has huge “valentine’s is a capitalist holiday made to sell candy and cards and I’m not falling for it” energy and Katya would agree with him up until the day and then be upset that nothing’s planned

Alyosha and Lise: Ok so I really don’t see these two as a romantic couple but I feel like Alyosha would be cheesy and make her a “will you be my valentine card” and take her to dinner and a movie and it would just be wholesome and they’re buddies

Kolya Krasotkin: He would give a rose and some candy to everyone at school who’s single on valentine’s day. Those are just the vibes he gives off to me

The Epanchin sisters: Galentine’s Day™️ They don’t need no man

#don’t worry this post is family friendly #fyodor dostoevsky #crime and punishment #the brothers karamazov #the idiot #valentine’s day #dunya x raz #sodya🥺#sonya marmeladova #raskolnikov #dmitri razumikhin #dunya raskolnikova #ivan karamazov #dmitri karamazov #alyosha karamazov

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cowboyunderscore · 7 months

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offering for the sonya x dunya truthers (me) because i love them and what they could have been. sonya isnt taller shes standing on a higher ledge or smthn

(tap 4 higher quality baby😘)

#crime and punishment #they should have kissed #ill die on that hill #do they have a ship name #i know this has been questioned before but i think we as a community should make a decision #avdotya romanovna raskolnikova #dunya romanovna raskolnikova #sonya marmeladova #digital art

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incorrectlit · 4 years

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Sonya: Dunechka! I’m so happy, I could kiss you!

Dunya: Uh...thanks!

*later*

Dunya, lying face down on Raskolnikov’s bed: I can't believe I thanked her, Rodya. Thanked her. She wanted to kiss me and I said "thanks". Why? Because I'm a huge moron.

Raskolnikov, patting her on the back: Don’t beat yourself up over it. Things like that happen. Remember when Razumikhin said he loved me?

Dunya: Didn’t you say “neat”?

Raskolnikov, staring into the distance: I said “neat”.

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incorrectlit · 4 years

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Dunya: Hey, do you know what bees make?

Sonya: Honey?

Dunya: Yes dear?

Sonya, blushing: You’re embarrassing, Dunechka...

[Later]

Razumikhin: Hey, do you know what bees make?

Raskolnikov: Some stupid annoying sound.

Razumikhin:

Raskolnikov: What the fuck do you want?

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incorrectlit · 6 years

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Sonya: I’m cold.

Dunya: Here, take my jacket.

Raskolnikov: I’m cold.

Razumikhin: What? [taking off jacket] I told you to bring more layers but of course you didn’t listen and now [piling scarves on him] now look, I’ve got to make sure you don’t FREEZE to death and [taking somebody else’s hat] how long have you been cold you should’ve said something sooner.

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incorrectlit · 6 years

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Raskolnikov: Dunya has a crush~!

Dunya: And I can destroy you in three words.

Raskolnikov: Don't.

Dunya: I can.

Raskolnikov: No, please.

Dunya [whispers]: Dmitri Prokofych Razumikhin

Raskolnikov [covers face]: UUUGGGHHHHHHH!

Razumikhin [enters room]: Hey, why's Rodya all red and cute this time?

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incorrectlit · 6 years

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Dunya: Babe, I didn't want whipped cream.

Sonya: No problem, I'll fix it for you.

Razumikhin: Babe, this isn't soy.

Raskolnikov: Sucks to be you.

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incorrectlit · 6 years

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Dunya: I'm a lesbiab

Dunya: Lesbiam

Dunya: Less bien

Razumikhin: It's okay, take your time.

Dunya: Girls

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incorrectlit · 6 years

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Dunya: it’s pretty dangerous out there, do you want to hold hands? we need to stay close

Sonya: *blushing while holding Dunya’s hand*

Raskolnikov: we are going to the fucking supermarket

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incorrectlit · 6 years

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Hello! I'd love it if you would like to answer 28,29,32 and 34 about Sonya x Dunya and the same questions about Ivan x Alyosha as well if that's fine you! Your blog is wonderful and I hope you have a nice day! (Sorry if my English isn't very good, it's not my native language)

Thanks so much, Anon! Your English is perfect! The more of these I do for Ivan x Alyosha, the more I’m starting to like the ship…

Ivan x Alyosha: 28. What are their vacations like?

Ivan is a planner. He plans EVERYTHING meticulously beforehand to make sure they have the best possible vacation, and generally things go according to plan. Alyosha likes to live through each day as it comes and doesn’t really think ahead, so he’s happy to let Ivan plan the entire thing. Now, when things DON’T go according to plan (usually because Mitya got involved), Ivan panics and Alyosha has to take control of the situation and salvage the vacation. Usually their trips are relaxing, though.

29. How do the handle disasters or emergencies? Minor injuries? Sickness?

Alyosha can stay calm in the face of disaster. If Ivan is injured he can quickly and quietly drive to the hospital. If Ivan is sick, Alyosha will take care of him without hesitation or complaint and will always be there for him. In canon, he didn’t even make a big deal when a kid bit him down to the bone, so I imagine minor injuries are no big deal. IVAN, ON THE OTHER HAND…it may surprise you to learn that Ivan breaks down in the face of disaster. Alyosha ALWAYS has to handle the situation while simultaneously taking care of Ivan. Alyosha gets a minor injury? Oh dear god it’s the end of the world. Alyosha gets a paper cut and Ivan calls the police, the fire department, and the ambulance in a frenzy. When Alyosha gets so much as a cold, Ivan overthinks the situation of worries himself sick. He won’t leave Alyosha’s side even for a second.

32. Do they ever get into trouble? Is it serious, or are they just mischievous?

I am 90% sure they’ve been arrested at least once, and I’m 100% sure it was actually Mitya’s fault. Ivan and Alyosha together are fine, but throw Mitya into the mix (and he won’t leave his brothers alone, so this is often) and you’ve got a disaster waiting to happen.

34. Any pets?

Alyosha has a corgi named Tula. Ivan pretends not to care about her but secretly he loves that dog more than life itself.

DUNYA X SONYA

28. What are their vacations like?

Relaxing (when they’re not getting panicked calls from Rodya or drunken messages from Razumikhin). They both love the beach, so they tend to take tropical vacations where they just lie under an umbrella and sunbathe while reading a good book. Sonya never learned how to swim, so Dunya’s teaching her. Sonya always has to remind Dunya to put on sunscreen because holy hell does that girl burn easily (it’s a Raskolnikov thing).

29. How do the handle disasters or emergencies? Minor injuries? Sickness?

They can both keep a level head under pressure. Sonya is a remarkably good caretaker when it comes to sickness and minor injuries (comes with having three younger siblings). Dunya is good at handling more mundane emergencies, and she usually recruits Razumikhin to help when Sonya is sick. It’s not that she’s a bad caretaker per se, but she know that Razumikhin LIVES for taking care of the sick.

32. Do they ever get into trouble? Is it serious, or are they just mischievous?

Okay I am 100% certain they’ve been arrested at some point, probably for vandalism or something petty like that. Dunya is, after all, her brother’s sister. But unlike her brother, Dunya is VERY good at talking her way out of trouble, and it helps to have Sonya making adorably innocent doe eyes in the background.

34. Any pets?

They have a Holland lop rabbit named Teddy who roams around their apartment and loves Sonya more than anything. She merely tolerates Dunya (no matter how hard Dunya tries to gain that rabbit’s favor).

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incorrectlit · 6 years

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Dunya: How are you even real?

Sonya: What?

Dunya: You’re just so beautiful I can’t believe you are actually real.

Sonya: Du—

Raskolnikov: IT'S 3 AM YOU IDIOTS SHUT THE HELL UP!

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wretchedvulgarian · 4 years

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Hello friends and enemies. Ok so what I’m saying is that y’all are wild for shipping Raskolnikov and Razumikhin. Don’t get me wrong I freaking love their relationship but I just don’t think it should be romantic. I feel that they’re just too different. While there is something to be said for “opposites attract,” I think there needs to be something in common.

And do I ship Rodya and Sonya? Yes. Are they also opposites? Not exactly. That part when Sonya leaves Rodya’s room and is all worried about him coming to see her and is walking without paying attention to her surroundings...big Rask energy (but actually I love that part because it feels like Dostoevsky was deliberately drawing the parallel between the two of them). I feel that Rodya and Sonya complement each other.

This is also why Dunya and Raz work together: both are incredibly selfless but while Raz is explosive and spontaneous in everything he does, Dunya is analytical and takes time to think things through.

I think that the relationship between Raz and Rask is a perfect example of male friendship that can be loving and close without being romantic.

#just my thoughts #big proponent of love between friends being just as valid as romantic love #crime and punishment #literature #fyodor dostoevsky #dostoevksy #raskolnikov #rodion romanovich raskolnikov #dmitri prokofich razumikhin #avdotya romanovna raskolnikov #sofia semyonovna marmeladov #rodya x sonya #raz x dunya #thank you

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incorrectlit · 5 years

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my trash son rodion for the modern au?

I already answered for Raskolnikov, but here’s a list of modern au headcanons I have for him (and C&P in general):

- Raskolnikov has a cat named Empress Josephine (credit to @tinwhistlings )

- Dunya and Sonya have a holland lop bunny

- Rask and Raz are law school students

- Razumikhin wants to be a DA

- Raskolnikov wants to be a prosecutor

- Zossimov just graduated from med school and is dating Nastasya

- Nastasya is in nursing school

- Zamyotov and Dunya are seniors in college and are good friends

- Luzhin is a meninist

- Svidrigailov is that one creepy professor

- Sonya (precious Sonya) is a college freshman

- Sonya and Rask are BFFs

- Raz and Dunya are Bros

- Rask and Dunya are sibling goals

- Rask was a history and criminology double major and everyone is pretty sure he’s killed someone

- Porfiry is Razumikhin’s cousin who shares an apartment with him and Rask HATES Porfiry

- Zamyotov WORSHIPS Porfiry

- You KNOW lebezyatnikov is a Bernie bro

- Sonya takes care of her younger siblings and loves them more than anything in this world

- Raskolnikov has oh so many nightmares

- He’ll wake up in a panic screaming and Razumikhin just has to hold him tight until he calms down

- Razumikhin is honestly the best bf he’ll do ANYTHING for Rodya

- Raskolnikov always protests when Razumikhin shows any signs of affection but GOD FORBID raz leaves him alone for ONE SECOND and Rodya will drape himself over raz and refuse to move until raz drops whatever he’s doing to cuddle

- (He’s much like his cat in that way)

- Both Raskolnikovs will drop anything they’re doing if their sibling calls and will ALWAYS be there for each other

- It’s just something that everyone has to accept

- The Raskolnikovs will never love anyone more than each other

- Dunya and Sonya are all about PDA and Rodya HATES it so damned much

- He is NOT about that pda life

- If raz ever tried anything like that god help him

- Honestly Dunya and sonya Are the cutest

- Razumikhin loves video games

- NEVER LET DUNYA AND RODYA PLAY ANY GAME TOGETHER IT WILL NOT END WELL

- the raskolnikovs are both SUPER competitive

- Razumikhin drags everyone camping at least once a month

- Rodya Does Not enjoy the great outdoors but he’ll endure it for Raz

- Dunya, on the other hand, loves camping

- Zamyotov is a nerd and Rask loves nothing more than to mess with him and sound like a complete sociopath while doing so

- Sonya loves snuggling

- Razumikhin does frequent pub crawls

- Rask and Raz are both hipsters

- Dunya smokes pot

- Rask is nietzsches greatest fan

- Rask loves pretentious films (black swan and mother are some of his faves)

- Raz is obsessed with the die hard franchise

- “If John McLean can do it then so can I” “dmitri no” “DMITRI YES”

- Dunya loves horror/slasher movies

- Saw is a favorite

- Sonya has a soft spot for romcoms (her fave is 27 Dresses)

- Raskolnikov is kin with light yagami

- Raskolnikov is so fucking skinny wtf

- Hip bones so sharp they could cut a man

- He has a huge burn scar on his back

- Razumikhin is taller than Rodya but they’re both still pretty tall (Raz being 6’4 and Rask being 6’1)

- Dunya is also really tall (like 5’10)

- SONYA IS SO SMALL

- SHES ONLY 5’1

- Dunya thinks it’s adorable

- Everyone thinks it’s adorable

- Raskolnikov is a die-hard Harry Potter fan

- He’s a slytherin, Dunya’s a gryffindor, and Sonya and Razumikhin are both hufflepuffs

- “It sounds like you have a crush on Dmitri” “how could I POSSIBLY have a crush on him??!?? He’s a HUFFLEPUFF”

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incorrectlit · 5 years

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Raskolnikov: How come Sonya still doesn’t understand that I like her?

Dunya: All you do is stare at her like a creep, and when you’re actually talking to each other, you’re mean to her.

Raskolnikov: I’m not mean. That’s me flirting.

Dunya:

Dunya: Oh boy.

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incorrectlit · 6 years

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Dunya: How do you want your coffee, Sonechka?

Sonya: As dark and bitter as my soul.

Dunya: She’ll take a white chocolate mocha.

#dunya raskolnikov #dunya #avdotya romanovna raskolnikov #avdotya romanovna #avdotya raskolnikov #sonya marmeladova #sofya semyonovna marmelodova #sofya marmelodova #noncanon #dunya x sonya #d/s #rodyaweek #crime and punishment #fyodor dostoevsky #russian lit #literature #source: unknown #incorrect quotes

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