#rvb problems

[anneapocalypse]

pour one out for everyone on tumblr who's about to see people they didn't know were RvB fans come out of the woodwork.

#like homestucks we are everywhere #we walk among you #rvb problems #rvb20

[vanlegion]

#RVB #rvb #Red vs Blue #dexter grif #Epsilon church #a pinch of salt #But srsly just a joke meme #S19 looks like it's gonna be badass with all those sexy animations #but im still a tiny bit bitter we are gonna lose seasons15-17(18) #it just doesnt make sense to me #so many real moments #and not just with my two favs but with others as well #Red Team never gets nice things like Plot Advancement #i have an idea for an art piece and i need to get it out asap #my biggest hope is perhaps whatever happens doesn't happen right away. . . and after they win the fight they still party #like a calm before the shitstorm #they win #they party #then maybe everyone leave chorus? #THEN things go sideways? #Dunno... but we'll see soon enough #PS Yes I know Donut was also like the Duotagonist for 15-17 #which again #Red Team Problems ; u ;

[banamine-bananime]

the old "you fucked up a perfectly good x is what you did" meme always makes me think a scenario where, like, a larger group than just carolina and church ended up confronting the director. and tucker goes off on the director listing everything wrong with church. church is initially just very smugly satisfied to have someone yelling at the director for him but when we get past "you fucked up a perfectly good ai is what you did" to "look at him" he's starting to get like "wait. hold up where are we going with this". and then tucker's just rapid-fire railing off all the Problems, with church like "OKAY YOU CAN FUCKING STOP"

#rvb #church #tucker #alexa send post #while we're on the subject of our problems babygirl.

[ehhgg-art]

chex makes my heart hurt because what do you mean when the director copied his consciousness the memory of allison was so strong she came back too. what do you mean church was willing to die as long as he knew tex got to rest too. what do you mean they’re both tired ghosts chasing one another through memories and time.

#sorry guys i’m listening to starset #it puts me in a very chex mood #it’s just #oughhhh #they are so #hhgrgghghf #also as someone with memory problems this hits especially hard aksjajshaj #chex #leonard church #allison texas #agent texas #rvb church #rvb tex #rvb #red vs blue

[kronosveritas]

BACK TO NORMAL ART POSTS NOW I SWEAR

🎶Come onnn Carolina, have fuuun Carolina 🎶

(She has a face tattoo of the Roman numeral for 12 because North Carolina was the 12th US state and idk it felt like a vibe. Plus I’ve been watching too much Arcane)

Might do a colored version later, we’ll see how the vibes are. I h a t e coloring with a passion… you don’t understand…

#red vs blue #rvb #agent carolina #yorkalina #project freelancer #rvb fanart #my art #badass female characters #I’m so in love with her it’s becoming a problem #is it too much to ask for her to kick me across the room #just once….? #kvfanart

[awnrii]

long time no rvb don’t worry I’m still templeguy. hope he explodes

#awnrii art #rvb #red vs blue #rvb s15 #mark temple #rvb temple #this guy has problems. I love him #my sworn duty to draw temple every time you even THINK to forget him.

[autisdicksimmons]

I think we should be way more focused on the fashion choices of the rvb characters in their retirement— these are adults who have not dressed themselves in anything but army clothes and armor for upwards of fifteen years, they’re gonna be BAD

#rvb #red vs blue #simmons is over here like fuck I haven’t bought clothes since I transitioned?!? #grif refuses to put even the slightest effort into it which means DONUT is doing the clothes shopping and he only is like nah #this has to change after donut has slowly replaced all his shirts with crop tops #SPEAKING OF DONUT he clearly has no problems just being naked! we know this! #caboose gets freckles and himself matching shirts #everyone has to stay color coded bc Sarge can and will shoot anyone he decides that he doesn’t recognize #Carolina is so fucking pissed at pants sizes as we all are #tucker and donut are fighting. about everything

[donut-entendre]

I say a lot that Wash isn't empathetic when talking about people giving him Carolina's personality, but I don't think that really explains my thinking. Empathy is too vague of a concept in discussion of character.

Wash cares a lot about people. Wash cares so much it hurts. He trains the Chorusans without being asked, on his own initiative. He doesn't leave the reds and blues at the first sign of trouble. He's traumatized by violence by his own hand that he still agrees with the logic of, he remembers what he's done to people and while he doesn't regret it, it still haunts him. He doesn't want to care so bad but he does, he cares so much that violence against relative strangers hurts. Even if it was his best choice. Even if it was his only choice.

Carolina doesn't want people to know violence like she does. Carolina wants to tackle the whole world to keep it away from the ones she loves. Carolina wants to be the one to handle everything, to keep war off the doorstep.

Washington knows violence, and well. He thinks it is something that sometimes is the best option. He knows how to make the people he loves capable of protecting themselves. So he does.

Carolina is someone who wants to protect. Washington is someone who wants to teach people to protect themselves. Carolina wants to be the one to offer shelter in the rain. Washington wants to burn the fire so hot and so bright the rain evaporates before it can ever touch them, so hot it never even comes down, so bright no one could ever get lost. And he wants to teach everyone he cares for just how to do it, too.

Just in case it ever rains.

#it may seem like i went off topic immediately. but trust me. it's a hard concept to communicate. #logical 'empathy' where you care but you don't understand. you don't share it. it's hard to articulate. #it feels stupid. why do people care so much about this temporary problem? it's so obvious to you how trivial it is. #but they still care. even if you can't understand. and you care about them. so you show them how to approach it. #maybe your answer is callous. maybe it doesn't quite grasp the complexity of the situation #but it's what you know. it's what you can offer. maybe it's just inevitable that you will cause pain no matter what you do. #very autistic of him! #rvb #rvb washington #rvb carolina #nonsense thoughts

[sulphuric-onyx]

Rvbtober day 21: Don’t say it (ep)

Holy fuck this was a lot, both to draw and like emotionally. This is ep destroyed me when I first watched it man, so revisiting it was really twistin the fuckin knife but it was worth it! I really like how Allison’s silhouette (in the drawing of the playback) outlines the director even if it was unintentional along with how his surviving creations (Carolina and Epsilon) stand over him, it’s all very poetic. Anyway that’s enough rambling, hope y’all like this one as much as I do! See y’all tmrw :]

#rvb #rvbtober #epsilon rvb #carolina rvb #the director #leonard church #allison texas #“”ha yes the director aka the fuckwit who isn’t getting pegged anymore and is about to make it EVEYONES PROBLEM

[leonardalphachurch]

i’m going to start rating the seo of rvb ship names bc they’re so bad. a good ship name should be able to be put into the search without any additional context and it should give you mostly if not 100% content of that ship. what the fuck is chex. what the fuck is pastry train. what the fuck is dork.

#rvb #red vs blue #we’ve had this problem for YEARS with this fandom. a decade of terrible fucking ship names.

[ovcii-doodles]

[REDACTED]: You're writing down an awful lot there. Counselor: Just my observations. Does this evaluation make you...anxious?

washed hands interview my beloved

#rvb #red vs blue #agent washington #aiden price #the counselor #this is kinda boring ngl but ehhhhhhhh i put way too much effort into this to NOT post it shsgdjs #idk if its readable anymore bc i had to halve the size of this but i filled out his dogtags lol #those thick bands on his arm are tattoos btw. #and yes my wash has heterochromia bc he deserves it #i did actually color this but i HATED it so. wash had a black eye and sutures across his cheek bc i imagined this interview happening like #right after he beat the crap out of his co. for comparison wash walks away w sutures and a black eye vs his co's broken jaw cracked ribs an #dislocated shoulder. a 'you should see the other guy' moment shsgdhsj #I like to imagine that post court martial instead of throwing him in jail they essentially grounded him and he was barred from going on #missions and he was stuck doing grunt work #they were going to throw his butt in jail but all of his squad mates went to bat for him and the higher ups were like #'omg this guy is way too liked by pretty much everyone if we put him in jail we might have a bigger problem on our hands.' #ANYWAY click or open in a new tab for full quality lol

[anneapocalypse]

For the record, I am, overall, excited for RvB Restoration and for the series getting some kind of closure at last. I just have to recognize the fact that with Burnie at the helm, the priority for character development is always going to go like

1. Church

2. Church derivatives

3. the guys on Blue Team

4. everyone else

and I think it's probably not realistic to expect that every character will get a satisfying wrap-up. I certainly am not going to let myself expect that for Carolina. I will go in hoping for, best-case scenario, some enjoyable nonsense, and maybe a few fun moments to write fanfic about. ✌

#rvb problems #rvb20 spoilers

[january-summers]

I just made myself giggle, and I’ve decided to share why and make it everyone’s problem >:3c

I kind of have this crack treated seriously AU that’s been floating in the back of my brain on an off for a while and it goes like this:

The alpha team from PFL (plus who ever makes it funnier) end up in a simulation of what we might consider a modern au, or at least a sitcom america suburbia version of a modern au.

How? Uhhhh, they were exploring possible forerunner ruins and Santa’s cousin never finished their system set up so their trials are, uhm, whatever I need them to be.

Anyway, in suburbia land Carolina and York are the newly wed couple who have just moved into the area (or cul de sac, we can put them on a dead end street) which is densely populated by the other Freelancers.

Wyoming and Florida live together.

(So do Washington and Maine because I still ship it damnit!)

They start to realise none of this is real and that they’re trapped but all attempts to forcibly wake others or escape end in escapades.

So on and so forth, and everyone gets to (is forced to by the simulation which makes them think this is real life) use their pre-PFL names.

Now, not all of them have names which we know, some we often fill in with head canons or borrowed headcanons, like I picked up Mattias for Maine from a fic and it stuck in my head, and I like Kathrine (Kathy) or Caroline for Carolina but then I realised I couldn’t remember if I knew if York had a name or not.

And this is why I was giggling:

My brain threw out the option “Newton York.”

How do they get out of there? Either my best adult ass man boy Wash is able to notice some stuff and find Santa’s cousin and ask them to knock it off. Or after a series of hilarious hijinks the street finally makes it to the big local festival which they have to save from disaster (normal sitcom disaster like vodka in the free punch, missing decorations/leading act, a stolen prize winning plant/animal) and the credits roll on their season finale because all they had to do was make it there without anyone dying which almost happened.

Santa’s cousin was just bored and wanted to play Suburbs & Sitcoms, the lamest of D&D variations.

… also I kind of need most of the Freelancers to take a ridiculously long time to realise that Maine’s “housemate” David, is Washington because he doesn’t take his helmet off very often and they were all convinced Wash is at least 7 years younger than he actually is.

#rvb #red vs blue #january’s crack bunny problem strikes again #agent york #agent carolina #agent washington #agent maine #project freelancer

[banamine-bananime]

i think about someone asking one of the other blues like “was it shocking to learn your friend had DID? were you ever freaked out about it?” and they’re just “lol wdym freaked out. this does not even make the top 5 most psychologically fucked up things about church. the other guys being there really aint no thing especially in comparison to watching him navigating a relationship.”

#church IS so problems. of both the life and brain variety #rvb #church #alexa send post

[smilysstuff]

Can I just say I wanna smooch on every different facecannons of Tucker, like I love this stupid motherfucker for some reason and it's totally unrelated to my inferiority complex

#red vs blue #rvb #The many different facecannons of the Rvb cast and it's just *chef's kiss* #Lavernius Tucker #Rvb Tucker #I have a problem if I'm kinning on the same guy who got mpreg #with baby alien jesus

[si-fii]

Okay whatever artist designed the MJOLNIR GEN2 armor is a fucking sadist I just want to draw Chorus Trilogy era fanart but I have to contend with THIS

#rvb #artist problems lol #[rvb] #like dont get me wrong the design is cool but im really struggling to find good reference images here