#alexa send post

[banamine-bananime]

Church: fuck i like a girl i need to . Get beaten up for her to save me. And then to get beaten up by her and make my life revolve around her

Church: fuck i like a boy i need to . Give him extensive psychological damage. And then kill myself

#rvb #chex washilon churboose chucker. Buddy….. #alexa send post

[primepotato]

the real reason why Dream’s wearing a longcoat trough the show is because if we saw Tom Sturridge’s ass in those skinny jeans we’d all just die

#i sure would at least #alexa send post #sandman #the sandman #the sandman netflix #tom sturridge #morpheus #dream of the endless

[joeyclaire]

how steven universe would react to you asking him his pronouns

“oh! well, i don’t know what a pronoun is, but you can call me steven!! i’m one of the crystal gems!”

“IM A BOY 💞💖💝💕”

“hm? oh, he/him! thanks! what are yours?”

“rAWOAWRRR”

#favorite boy #su #chit chats #alexa send post #chad steben has the same reaction as normal teen steven btw #which is the ONLY reason i didn’t include him. love you chad steven

[thegreatyin]

autism creachure is to connecticut clark what apes are to humans

#yin-thoughts #alexa send post

[timelessbibliophile]

girls be like "this is my comfort character!!" and it's a character that hasn't felt comfort in years

#if you've seen this post before can you send it to me lol #i was completely sure i'd seen it before and i was searching everywhere for it and i can't find it #pls and ty #hsmtmts #ej caswell #katie cooper #alexa & katie #anne with an e #gilbert blythe #brooklyn 99 #jake peralta #the good place #eleanor shellstrop #new girl #jessica day

[skwistokwarrior]

hey guys. you know theyre called the reds and blues right. its not illegal to like, ship a red and a blue

#alexa send tweet #babe what do you mean this post is about simmons x tucker and grif x church #babe where are you going #babe wai #red vs blue #rvb

[feytouched]

 "Do you want me to Minor Illusion your face? "

alexa, the forgekeepers' bard! she's my first and my longest-played D&D character, and my favourite for sure.

commission info • my art & TTRPG discord server • ko-fi

#i'll be posting these daily i think. assuming my friends send me their bios so their sheets can say smth other than lorem ipsum #my art #forgekeepers #dnd oc #dnd art #oc: alexa

[jamesphillimoresumbrella]

Thinking about a lot of things but mainly of how Terry Pratchett writes tiredness.

(Which means I’m mainly thinking of Sam Vimes. Which is normal.)

But he gets it so right.

The feeling behind your eyeballs. Stealing time from your future self with coffee, and, when the coffee doesn’t work anymore, going on sheer bloody mindedness because you cannot stop, you can’t. Not being sure when you last had real sleep. The strange state of mind you land in where you should absolutely not be tested because everything’s on a hair trigger, and things feel like they’re moving through treacle and your ability to make decisions feels shot to hell so you can only hope that you’re making the right choices.

Not Terry Pratchett’s words, if course, but I can’t get to my bookshelf at the moment, and, if I could, I’m not sure that I can read anymore. 

I’m tired, is what I’m getting at.

And Terry Pratchett writes the whole spectrum of being human so brilliantly, but, damn, how he nails down being tired. 

#gnu terry pratchett #sam vimes #Normally I would be hard put to name a favorite anything #but Sam Vimes is my favorite #I ought to get off the computer now #but I had to send an email #one of my co-workers has been leaving me post-it notes about how sleeping is needed and work is optional #and I apparently look as bad as I feel because my boss repeatedly asked if I'm okay and do I need to talk about anything #I need to stop #I had more thoughts #on how much the world has changed while I'm still in it; how I feel fundamentally unsuited here west of the sunset #how exhausting it is to be advertised to every waking minute; how I feel like a dinosaur about technology #(smart devices in particular - I'll be damned if I schedule my next platelet donation via Alexa) #but those are for another time #I'm going to bed #and getting up again a few hours #holy fudgecakes #also thoughts on how worrying internet purity culture is; how it feels like lip service to ideals #with no examination (self or otherwise) and no actual action taken towards change #but again that's for later

[vanillacakezz]

what if I just draw cesare as rupaul

#This has to be the worst thing I've ever said #btb cesare #bigtop burger #rupaul's drag race #drag queen #Literally posting this from an alexa/srs #send help #losing it rn #🍮🍮🍮🍮🍮🍮🍮🍮🍮🍮🍮🍮

[devereaux]

SIMONE KESSELL as FAITH COOPER (part 3 of ? because i have no self-control) My Life Is Murder | 3.10 - Killer Fashion

#simone kessell #simonekesselledit #my life is murder #mlim #mylifeismurderedit #mlimedit #finally been able to post this #only one more gifset of this episode to go :( #she always looks so fucking good i wanna gif every single time she takes a breath #also uhhhh she is so flirty i'm afraid i'd simply implode if she looked at me like that kladjkaljls #like the potential for simone to come back as lucy's romantic interest??? i'm shaking #alexa and faith somehow still being in contact months after this case?? and it feels very natural and nice #and sure they're kinda surprised about it but they get along very well #faith enjoys the banter and how alexa keeps up with her and alexa is more often than not endearingly exasperated by faith's whims #one day faith gets into some shenanigans because she is a diva and ok maybe that does happen a lot but this time shit's serious #so alexa comes to her rescue #hmmm they're in love your honour #they end up getting together afterwards obv #they're very gay and happy and hot together. the end. :))))) #if anyone wants to write this pls send it to me fladfks i'm too lazy to do it myself #ANYWAY #if you read all of this congrats <3 love you #*gdvrx #q #*alldvrx

[banamine-bananime]

#alexa send post #rooster teeth

[thebetterparasite]

All the poems have been written by now. Top surgery opened up some kind of stone walls and I gasped the first time my mother hugged me, five days afterward. A friend of mine picked lint from my shirt and I held her hand to my chest, and shook like the air dropped twelve degrees. The other day I saw the clouds spin into yarn, into the puffballs people use metaphors for oblivion with. I saw a long-distant friend post about her music-- it's been too long to tell her congratulations now. My rabbit's head dropping slowly as he falls asleep, even though I know he probably isn't living well anymore and I can't think further about it. When people hold hands or hold on tightly to the back of someone's shirt during a hug or share a bottle of water or watch the butterflies in the garden or listen to the patter of rain on the back porch roof in the evenings when it's warm out and hear the thunderheads rolling in the distance, some stringed instrument in your lap and fingers plucking lazy chords while cicadas sing harmonies with crickets, fireflies blinking slow dances over the wading pool. There aren't any poems left, they're all already written, there just arent words assigned to them. Like come on.

#poetry #does this even count as poetry #im in a weird mood #text post #thats it alexa send post

[joeyclaire]

#ALEXA SEND POST #misha collins #supernatural #(season 16) #chit chats

[limewiremother]

trying my best to become a better person because one day i might have someone i love that i wouldn't want to cause harm, but then i have one of those days or those moments where the clocks circle back 13 years and im a child again (derogatory) and it feels like my work is undone.

and so honestly im really scared of being in a relationship where im not the best person i can be, and it crushes me to know that i am my biggest obstacle to companionship.

#some of us have to grow up sometimes #it just feels irresponsible to do that to someone to willingly enter a relationship where u know ur not ur best but like .. damn.. #the crushing loneliness that drains the life out of me doesn't help either! lol alexa send post

[villageidiotwitch]

I know I told myself I wasn't going to buy any more books until I got through at least half my unread pile but the clothbound classics barnes and nobles are doing is so sexy... I desire them

#not that i WANT to support barnes and nobles #but i desire the bookcloth binding carnally #yeah that makes sense alexa send post

[thechy-fychannel]

I saw a few other blogs doing this so I thought I'd share my input on what I think would happen in the House MD universe in 2024:

the constant jokes abt house and wilson's relationship turns into the fellows jokingly writing fanfic abt their boss and his boy best friend. somewhere along the way they all get very serious abt the quality of it and it turns into a Whole Thing, a 150k+ novel that they vow to take to their graves.

house discovers the fic by accident and sends it to wilson. wilson discovers things abt himself and then he and house discover each other shortly thereafter.

house purposefully posts the fic online and credits the fellows by their entire full names so it embarrasses them more than house and wilson. It's never spoken abt again but it gets way more online attention than any of them expected.

wilson doesn't get how the Cloud works and accidentally uploads his and house's nudes to the google nest hub on his desk. He doesn't notice it until one of his sweet little old lady cancer patients points it out to him during their appointment. He throws the google nest hub into his trash can until he can figure out how to get the naked pictures off of it.

house has an alexa and abuses the hell out of it. sometimes ppl hear him screaming at someone in his office, only to walk in and find a robotic voice replying with "sorry, I didn't get that" and house throws it off the balcony.

wilson gets addicted to online shopping. house has to stage an intervention bc they do not have enough room in their closet for another pair of prada loafers and their kitchen is full of shitty gadgets that wilson bought off temu or something.

some right wing social media influencer comes in with a mysterious illness and ends up getting castrated as part of the solution. 13 personally does the procedure herself and house watches like a proud dad.

a patient reveals chase's grindr by shoving his phone at him and asking "is this you?" abt the headless profile with the ripped abs that says Dr. Feel Good, 0 feet away, in front of the rest of the team.

foreman finds the team doing tiktok dances bc house told them to learn it in order to understand their 15 yr old patient better.

chase medically murders mitch mcconnel and the entire hospital celebrates ding dong the witch is dead style.

there's a whole episode where house faces his transphobia bc of a trans patient that he connects with. the patient tells him to fuck off and go face his own problems instead of pretending to make it right by being nice to one trans person. And house does, even if he's not perfect, he really tries to do better.

13 gets her medical marijuana card and accidentally becomes the team's plug. her main customer is wilson who still supplies it to certain terminal patients. She hears "hey, can I hit your pen?" at least four times a day.

foreman buys a tesla and it blows up in the parking lot. they spend the entire episode trying to figure out who tried to kill foreman, but it turns out that teslas just do that sometimes.

there's an episode where house finds out that netflix is removing his favorite obscure tv show that ran for 2 seasons in 2002 and wilson recruits the team to hunt down a dvd copy of it without house finding out. they somehow manage to find one and spend a ridiculous amount of money on it, only to open the dvd case and find a copy of the porno wilson starred in that one time instead of the dvd of the show. park saves the day at the last minute by finding a copy of it in a box of dvds in her parents house.

#might fuck around and add more later if i can think of some more #chyanne speaks #house md #hate crimes md #medical malpractice md #hilson #dr. gregory house #dr. james wilson #remy thirteen hadley #eric forman #chris taub #chi park #robert chase #house md headcanons