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joeyclaire · 2 days

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and where exactly was this Mr Beast when the towers fell

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venusandsaturnsrings · 8 months

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the way i instantly knew what fic that anon was talking about omg

https://archiveofourown.org/works/36684730/chapters/108331423

anyway stuck in a wall is such a delicious trope so i propose reader being turned and trained into incel!taru's very well behaved onahole and cumdumpster. that's it that's my contribution have a nice day

THANK U!! OUR SAVIOUR!! linking the fic anon was talking abt right here!! very delicious me likey!! stuck tropes are so cliche but i do love them just as much as the next degen internet princess… here’s your gift for your service!!

if you weren’t grossed out and embarrassed before, you sure are now. spending time with Ajax for a school project was humiliating enough, though you needed a good grade and he was smart, but to be stuck like this? god may as well strike you dead before your own internal dilemma did. his apartment is fancy and you would be impressed if it weren’t for the disaster on all surfaces. with all that money you’d think he’d hire a personal cleaner but no, he lives like this!! and due to the mess, it was only a matter of time until you found yourself stuck in a spot and unable to get out.

you had been rifling under the desk he uses for various projects, he has a separate one for his gaming set up, when you found yourself sandwiched between the wall and edge after trying to reach for the eraser you had dropped behind it. Ajax had left the room presumably for his fourth energy drink of the day so you took the opportunity to be nosy and it came back to bite you in the ass hard. how you even managed to get this stuck is beyond you but it seemed all your attempts to wiggle free only worsened the situation. you gritted your teeth and prepared to be mockingly laughed at upon hearing the footsteps approaching the room once more, followed by the slight movement of the door. then, silence. if you focused hard enough you’re sure you could hear the atoms shift around you.

“…quite the predicament you’re in.” his tone is annoyingly leisurely as you hear him approach. you swallow the urge to make some snide remark and instead pathetically ask for his help. Ajax scoffs. “help? why would i help when i’ve got all this,” he gropes at your ass, “available to me. it’s your fault for snooping around.” perhaps he was right and this is indeed a problem of your creation but that didn’t negate how gross this all felt. he hummed and flipped up your skirt with greedy hands touching all of your exposed and burning skin. grabbing at the elastic of your panties, he snaps the fabric against your hips to hear you yelp and laughs in response; he’s enjoying this obviously. “guess this is my chance, huh?” before you can even respond, he’s fully on you.

Ajax grinds his hips into yours, the hard-on he’s been sporting since you entered his house pressing firmly against the fat of your cunt. his groans are obnoxiously loud and you feel him bend his body over, rutting against you pathetically. he removes his pants while still pressed against you and you can feel the glasses fall off his face and onto your hips; he doesn’t make the effort to put them back on. with greedy hands he slides your panties to the side and rubs himself between the folds of your pussy, tip pressing hard into your clit with every roll of your hips. tears bead at the edge of your eyes from the humiliating and harsh experience but you dully note just how good this feels.

“you’ve always been such a mouthy girl… makin’ jokes ‘bout me when you think i can’t hear. i always jack off thinkin’ ‘bout how i could set you straight with my dick… c’mon, you like this don’t you, whore?” his dirty talk could use a bit of work yet the feeling of him pressing into you sent your brain spiralling. you don’t notice your own whimpers until he laughs. “like this? good, gonna make you my personal fleshlight. gonna fuck you real good whenever i need.” Ajax is breathing harshly as he finishes all over the outside of your cunt and onto the inside of your thighs and the floor. he sucks in sharply before straightening up, a finger trailing through his own mess.

“might keep you here for a bit longer…”

#cw: dubcon #cw: incel #YUMMY DELICOUS YUMMY THANK U ANON #i’m kissin u promise #inceltaru #incel childe #fem reader #afab reader #childe x reader #tartaglia x reader #genshin impact x reader #genshin x reader #genshin smut #chit chats

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that-foul-legacy-lover · 17 days

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tying bells around foul legacy's horns like you do with cats to stop him from destroying the local hilichurl population

oh my moon and stars just imagine you hear a jingle jingle jingle and suddenly you're tackled by an Abyss moth

listen, it's not a bad thing that Foul Legacy likes fighting the monsters outside- quite the contrary, actually. it gives him exercise and a means of practicing his techniques... but you will admit that seeing hilichurl corpses every time you step outside is just a little unsettling. so, you compromise- every other day Foul Legacy can hunt and maim the monster population to his content, but the next day, he must wear the bells. they're simple things, just two round bells attached to ribbons that you can tie into small bows around his horns, but they lightly jingle and ring whenever he moves, not loud enough to bother him but not quiet enough to be considered silent. of course, Legacy pouts and whines when you tie the bells around his horns, shaking his head and stubbornly burying his face into your shoulder. you can't help but poke the bells, a smile spreading across your face when the gentle ringing slowly transitions Legacy's huffs to small, happy chitters

the bells also admittedly help him in not startling you so often. for an enormous Abyss monster, Foul Legacy has surprisingly silent steps, most likely from stalking other beasts in the depths beneath the sea, so he's scared you to death several times from sneaking up behind you for a hug. but now, with the bells, you can hear him jingling from several feet away, the quiet ringing growing louder as he happily pounces on your, snuggling his face against the back of your neck with a delighted purr. on the other hand, he does eventually learn how to move without sounding the bells- not quick enough to hunt, but still enough to sneak up on you from behind... he thinks it's very funny, trilling and curling around you gleefully <3

#genshin impact #childe #tartaglia #foul legacy #foul legacy childe #genshin tartagalia #genshin childe #genshin tartaglia #jingle jingle jingle jingle #you also decorate his horns with other decorations #he loves it when you tuck flowers in the ribbons #you've belled him like a cat... alas...#chit chats #other's stuff #good evening #anon

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1wingedtraveler · 4 months

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Yall, i got some guy trying to make fun of me on dc so i decided to troll him a bit and convinced him i had a dick

I even made him say "please" for a full dick pic

#chit chats #memes #discord chat

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stitchedragdoll · 3 months

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While I'm in the process of showing unreleased art

Here's the second first art of Stitcher ! I did it at the same time as the one with Keeper, back when we were discussing dynamics ( this might still be one of my best dynamic poses for Stitch' eh)

And also, I figured I could show her actual body ref, with the progression from early backstory

I won't share the backstory just yet, that much will come asks !

#welcome home au #welcome home multiverse #stitcher julie #wh multiverse #wh au #welcome home #wttmv #julie joyful #chit chats #Messenger Eddie #unrelated but the support and fanart I get makes me really happy #i looked at the fanarts again today #those made month ago #and it got me so happy #i cherish every bit of interactions and support I get from people #thank you guys #note that my main account is still open for questions ! or little chats I like those too

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bedazzledpiss · 2 months

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"See I have this weird brain condition called stupidity."

Same Grian, same

#from his ep 5 btw #hermitcraft #grian #chit chats

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fool-of-a-triceratops · 7 months

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When you somehow did manage to get the math and science autism but it makes you insufferable

#This is also what I look like when I'm staring into the distance #except I'm funnier than him #nova's clownposts #text post #chit chats #relatable #funny #autism #autistic community #sheldon cooper #young sheldon #big bang theory

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17timesananus · 5 months

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What do you mean the Guinness World Record company is a meaningless marketing tool and a greedy for-profit organization and not a ragtag group of passionate record keepers documenting the records made by the common man with a weird hobby or skill??

#hbomberguy #My 8 year old heart is shattered #those records were law as far as I was concerned #chit chats #I feel so stupid

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stormyblankets · 1 year

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I share my treasures

#my treasure #my stuff #things #shiny things #crowcore #aestehtic #not sure what to tag this as #crystals #rocks #chit chats #gremlincore

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joeyclaire · 1 day

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it’s sad that something as beautiful as plastic surgery is being commercialized and commodified like this….

#chit chats

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venusandsaturnsrings · 6 months

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Thoughts on Wriothesley?

I HAVE A LOT THANK YOU FOR ASKING!! cant wait for his bday so i have better art to use as a header… his bday is 3 days before mine >///< almost bday twins!!

synopsis: just a handful of general headcanons i have for him. some are relationship, some are just him!! ^u^

contains: some spoilers for his background, gn reader, trauma related hcs, substance mention, and kink mentions.

wrio is the kind of guy to dance around subjects he has no interest in sharing. he won’t outright tell you not to ask and instead twist it back to you. a lot of “well, what do you think?” or “hm… have you checked with others?” it’s polite but also frustrating at times.

you may think he’s a dog person but he’s actually a cat kind of guy!! i can see him liking dogs for practical purposes but he enjoys cats more because he bonds better with them. what’s better than a cup of tea and a happy cat purring in your lap?

can shotgun any beverage no problem.

he collects tea obviously but he also collects mugs to go with them!! big cabinet!! if you’re ever stumped on what to get him as a gift, you can’t go wrong with a cute mug and tea.

can’t play any instruments and feels a bit insecure about it?? wrio feels like he should have some extra talents or hobbies such as music but he can’t play anything and doesn’t know where to start!! please teach him!!

his favourite dates are ones spent in secluded areas of the over world. on beaches or in small towns, he just likes being away from work and in privacy with you.

wrio does expect you to understand and accept his job. if you’re not okay with the way he runs things or prioritizes then, even if it hurts him, he’ll let you go the other way.

he’s not opposed to suggestions or changing the way things run but, if you want him to restructure everything or quit, then he’s saying goodbye.

MELTS for massages. between being hunched over a desk and boxing, he’s sore constantly. please massage him!!

his primary love language to give is words of affirmation. if you’re ever feeling insecure or unsure of something, wrio is quick to step in and praise you for the smallest things.

his favourite love language to receive is, somewhat surprisingly, physical touch.

he isn’t big on being touched in general or into the beginning of your relationship (part of the ptsd related to his past) but once he’s comfortable, he’ll perk up at even a graze of your fingertips. very much a deprived victorian maiden.

on the topic of his past i do see him as having ptsd. when he was younger, he had oppositional defiance disorder and struggled a lot with containing those emotions before and after his parents. being in prison i think it’s likely he had some substance problems at one point, alcohol or benzodiazepines maybe, but he’s gotten clean!!

i think he’s a total straight edge now except for smoking cigarettes. doesn’t drink or do any other drugs but just can’t seem to kick his smoking habit. he tries drinking tea instead of reaching for his cigs though!!

getting intimate… was a struggle for him at first.

it’s very vulnerable!! he isn’t a fan of that!! so you’ll have to take it slow with him at first.

once he’s warmed up to it and gotten into a rhythm with you, i see his top kinks being: restraints, receiving head/cock worship, creampies, spitting on you, and mild exhibitionism.

wrio has a solid length but is significantly girthy!! it’s a tough fit at first and your jaw always hurts sucking him off :(( but he gives you a good face fucking!! plus it means he can plug you full of cum real well!!

he’s got a teeny tiny secret idea about sharing you with neuvillette but shhh don’t tell him i told you…