#scaercrow

[dercolaris]

Edward: *Falls dramatically on the bed* I can already feel it. Tomorrow will be the shittiest day of my entire life!

Jonathan: I can't hide my envy about your endless positivity.

Edward: *Turns around offended* Oh fucking shut up, John.

#dc #batman #jonathan crane #edward nygma #riddler #scriddler #scaercrow #incorrect quote

[phobia-sweets]

Thank u SO MUCH for writing for audio adventures scarecrow hes so underappreciated... since ur reqs r open I'd love to see ur headcanons or an imagine w him and a s/o who hates pda but is really affectionate in private, and also just loves his voice!!

AUDIO ADVENTURES SCAERCROW IS SO GOOD mmhmh and i honestly love writing him :')

I honestly very heavily relate to loving his voice bc like...yeah. HAVE YALL HEARD IT? its jdhshfkfkkfh

BTAA! Scarecrow x reader / Headcanons & a lil bit of actual writing

Warnings & Notes: a bit over 300 words, could be ooc bc its 2am rn

- Don’t know if it’s just me, but this particular version of scarecrow seems more cuddly/affectionate than others. Is it the voice and how expressive he is? Probably!

- HOWEVER, upon the realization that you hate PDA, he’ll stop. No questions asked. (He might be a bit disappointed by it, though.)

- When it turns out that you are in fact, very affectionate in private, he’s more than happy to receive all the affection you can offer.

- Oh, and about the voice thing. He’s the type of person that once you tell him you love his voice, he’s gonna make sure he’s extra close to your ear when talking. He’s a piece of shit

- Anyhow, super smug about it.

“Wakey wakey eggs and bakey, [Nickname]!” You raised your head up from the table, looking up at Jonathan tiredly, as he had a wide smile across his face, packages and packages worth of pills and gas canisters behind him. “You know, it’s not very good for your spine to be falling asleep against the table like that.”

You simply hummed in response, stretching. You stood up and walked up to him, putting your hands around him, as he placed his head on your shoulder, hugging you back.

“How about we watch a movie?” He suggested, leaning closer to your ear, speaking in a low voice, sending a shiver down your spine.

“Horror?” You questioned, chuckling a little. It was obvious, really. His movie collection was almost exclusively horror movies.

“Of course! What else?” He exclaimed, and you could feel his hands raise in his excitement, letting go of you.

- I truly hope you don’t find burlap irritating/itchy, though.

- Because, he might not remove that goddamn burlap mask before seeking you out

- This version of scarecrow seems like a hard person to make shut up. So knowing you like his voice, it’ll be practically impossible to make him stop talking (Not that you mind it, I hope?)

#btaa scarecrow x reader #jonathan crane x reader #scarecrow x reader

[belleeverygreen]

@thecodotverse / @waiting4codot Yellow Lantern Scarecrow

I can’t be the only who thinks it would pretty cool to see Scarecrow as Yellow Lantern. Like come on DC you gotta make it happen again make these lemons in to lemonade. Oh sorry about that rant there any way I just think that it pretty cool to Scarecrow as a Yellow Lantern even see how Sinestro is around Crane. Well I hope you guys enjoy this drawing and I hope that Jon looks cool to.

#angellynnhaley #DC comics #DC villains #dc fan art #Batman Rogues Gallery #batman scarecrow #the scaercrow #Jonathan Uylsses Crane #Jonathan Crane #sinestro corps #yellow lantern #yellow lantern scarecrow #@waiting4codot #waiting4codot #the codotverse #thecodotverse #codotverse

[find4479-blog]

        “   so   ,     arkham    asylum   ?  “         she    looked    at     her    handcuffs   and    jingled   them   together    obnoxiously .      “ jeez ,     how     crazy    ya’   gotta   be   ta’   be   locked    up   in   hea’ “      small    pause    and    she    snaps    her    fingers    together    and    points       at    her    doctor .          “ considering   ,    i’m hea’ ~ my   level   of   expertise    crazy ?”   she wiggled her eyebrows.   “  but   this   is   some   weird   foreplay   doc’   why   don’t   we   get   right   down    to    business . “         she   licks   her   lips   slowly.    “   you    stickin’    yo’   stethoscope   up   my  -- “ she   paused   at   the   lack   of   humor   in   her   doctors   eyes.              “ blah    blah     blah    &   blah . “ she   rolled    her    eyes    making    a    series    of   faces    after    ever  ‘   blah   ‘ . “   that’s   what   your   face   is   saying   on   the    outside    and    probably    what   you’re thinkin’   on   the   inside,   huh? ‘    ---- @scaercrows   wanted    dp   harley  

#‘ merc with a pretty mouth ‘ lady pool harls v ( main ) [ deadpool ] #scaercrows

[dercolaris]

Jonathan is getting ready for Halloween. Edward is sighing and nibbles on a cookie.

Jonathan: What's the matter, Edward?

Edward: I'm just bored of the whole Halloween thing. That's all.

Jonathan: *Inhales deeply* How dare you to insult the only holiday I ever enjoyed in my whole life?

Edward: Actually, nothing is changing on Halloween for me.

Jonathan: *Confused* What? I don't understand this statement. Everyone is walking around in costumes, you're getting ca -

Edward: *Interrupts Jonathan* Come on, John! I'm a rogue in Gotham City, where even the Superheroes are looking like they're constantly on a weird Halloween party! I'm living with a guy who's running around in a scarecrow costume 24/7 and an idiot with a top hat that's throwing sweets at you at every possible moment!

Jonathan: Uhm...

Edward: And you really want to tell me Halloween is something special in this freakshow called Gotham?

Jonathan: *Pushes a candy bar violently in Edwards mouth* Oh hush, you ungrateful imbecile.

#batman #dc #jonathan crane #edward nygma #mad hatter #riddler #jervis tetch #scaercrow #dork squad #incorrect quote

[dercolaris]

Edward and Jonathan enjoying a tea together in the evening.

Jonathan: Do you like the new tea?

Edward: *Looks at Jonathan skeptically* For a short moment, yes, but I'm a bit concerned about the way you're asking suddenly. Did you put Cyanide inside or what?

Jonathan: *Chuckles softly* We wouldn't talk together right now if I did.

Edward: Cyanide isn't killing a human so fast, John.

Jonathan: *Smiles mysteriously* Depends.

#batman #dc #jonathan crane #edward nygma #riddler #scaercrow #scriddler #riddlecrow #incorrect quote

[dercolaris]

Jonathan: Edward, we're just going to a store. Do you really need to dress up for a small groceries shopping?

Edward: Well, I need to assure dominance in front of the other gentlemen, so no one will steal you away from me.

Jonathan: *Grabs Edward by his shoulder* Pointless argument. Besides you no one is interested in me anyway. We're going. Now.

Edward: *Too bamboozled to throw a tantrum*

#batman #dc #jonathan crane #edward nygma #riddler #scriddler #scaercrow #riddleboy #riddlecrow #incorrect quote #90% of incorrect quotes are actually only our live

[dercolaris]

Riddler on his way to prepare his tracks for Arkham Knight, meanwhile Scarecrow:

#batman #dc #jonathan crane #edward nygma #riddler #scaercrow #arkham knight #Arkham Verse

[dercolaris]

Harley: Hey Professor. How's your sex life going?

Jonathan: What kind of question is that? *Blushes*

Harley: No need to be shy, Professor.

Edward: *Snorts* Seriously Harley, John's mating season is only when the planets in our solar system are lining up perfectly to the sun. Sex and Jonathan Crane is a combination of words that are absolutely not working. He's not knowing what he's doing in bed.

Jonathan: *Gets angry and blushes even more* I'm not bad at sex, I just didn't reached my potential yet.

Harley: That's the spirit, Professor!

#batman #dc #jonathan crane #edward nygma #riddler #harley quinn #scriddler #riddlecrow #scaercrow #incorrect quote #harleen quinzel

[dercolaris]

Edward: I can't believe you! You're really pushing my buttons today, John!

Jonathan: *Totally unimpressed* Which one is the ‘mute’ button?

#batman #jonathan crane #dc #edward nygma #riddler #scriddler #scaercrow #riddlecrow #incorrect quote

[dercolaris]

#batman #dc #jonathan crane #edward nygma #riddler #mad hatter #jervis tetch #scaercrow #dork squad #Perfect description of the squad

[dercolaris]

Jervis: *Cries bitterly after being rejected by a woman*

Jonathan: *Comforts him* Don't take it personally, Jervis. You will find the right person in your life - always remember: there's plenty of fish in the sea.

Edward: *Rolls his eyes* What a shitty argument, John. There's also tons of garbage in the water and the chance is way higher to get a freaking plastic bag on your feet, panic while trying to kick it off and drowning in agony, because you're stuck in a toxic relationship.

Jervis: *Cries even harder*

Jonathan: Nice Nygma. With friends like you, we don't need enemies any more.

#dc #batman #jonathan crane #edward nygma #jervis tetch #riddler #mad hatter #scaercrow #dork squad #Riddler - Stop! #incorrect quote

[dercolaris]

Edward: *Looks through his stuff on the desk and screams loudly* Where the fuck did you put them, Crane?

Jonathan: *Screams back* What exactly do you mean? Your Batman action figure?

Edward: *Growls angrily* No, you idiot! My freaking glasses!

Jonathan: I didn't touched them. What should I do with your glasses anyway?

Edward: *Looks into his closet* What do I know? Maybe looking fabulous for the first time in your miserable life?

Jonathan: Of course. Why didn't I think of this brilliant idea?

Edward: You can safe your cheap counters for Batman, John. So, where did you place them?

Jonathan: *Rolls his eyes* I will not repeat my answer.

Edward: *Gets seriously angry and looks on his desk again* Are you fucking serious? I always know where I place my stuff and... *Picks up his glasses from the table* Oh. Got them. Sooo - where's my action figure again? I need to visualize my next plan.

Jonathan: *Mumbles barely audible* Always knowing where you place your belongings, sure. I can't.

#batman #dc #jonathan crane #edward nygma #riddler #scaercrow #scriddler #riddlecrow #incorrect quote

[dercolaris]

Jervis: *Walks up to Jonathan* Excuse me, beautiful Sir, but can you at least left some women for us? I'm having a hard time to compete against someone as handsome as you. Even my Alice is only looking at you.

Jonathan: *Blushes deeply red*

Edward: *Tries to hold back his laughter and points at Jonathan* Did you really meant him? Like, are you sure about that? Oh good lord, you are actually serious! *Starts laughing like a mad man*

Jonathan: *Sighs clearly embarrassed about the situation*

#batman #dc #jonathan crane #edward nygma #jervis tetch #riddler #scaercrow #mad hatter #incorrect quote

[dercolaris]

Dork Squad in a nutshell.

#dork squad #jervis tetch #edward nygma #jonathan crane #scaercrow #riddler #mad hatter

[dercolaris]

Edward: *Whispers in a flirty tone* You know John, even if you would be a toaster you would be kind of hot.

Jonathan: *Dead serious* That's what a toaster is supposed to be from time to time.

#dc #batman #jonathan crane #edward nygma #riddler #scriddler #scaercrow #incorrect quote