#shameless headcanons

[lupeloto]

everybody loves ian! they do! like i’m convinced he is fully everyone’s favorite sibling.

lip? ian is his best friend

fiona? literally only asked his advice on moving…her fav is obviously her sweetface, ian

debbie? she quite literally says that ian is her fav in s11

carl? he literally looks up to ian so much like you can’t convince me ian isn’t his fav sibling

liam? loves ian so much, helped him get mickey back, dragged frank’s ass to the wedding so he would be there for ian, got he and mickey their honeymoon car

franny? that’s her fav uncle right there!

mickey? we all know damn well he would love fucking mountains and heaven and earth and all that shit for this man!

like hello!!! he’s so lovable everyone loves him it’s true okay

#ian gallagher #everybody loves ian #shameless #gallavich #shameless headcanons #i got these pics from pinterest aren’t they cutie

[n3tworksucks]

i was wondering if you would write hc about carl dating a girl w depression ? or like how he would act in a relationship when his partner is struggling mentally

HEYY GUYS, IM BACKK. SORRY IF ITS KINDA BAD, IM GETTING USED TO WRITING AGAIN.

warnings; mental illness, medication, lmk

word count;660

so, let's say yall were friends before you started dating, yeah?

so if you told him when you guys were friends, obviously he'd care and he'd say he'd be there for you.

which wasn't a lie.

he really was there for you and he really did care.

but when you guys started dating, and once he realized, like, what was happening to you.

it was a whole nother level of care.

and before, of course he new how bad depression is, probably being able to see it a lot, but its different now.

hes still there for you and he tells you a lot.

I can see him already being clingy, so I can see him being with you a lot.

not even just because you're struggling mentally, but because he's your boyfriend and he loves you.

but if you want your space, he totally understands and will give you all the time in the world, he'll wait for you.

he'd wait behind a closed door, or he'd wait at his house and with you at yours.

speaking of, he doesn't mean to be all on you about this, and he knows you can take care of yourself.

but sometimes he doesn't want you to be home alone a lot.

he'd want you to stay the night or two at his house.

again, not just because you're struggling. he loves you, and his family too..

or if you have a rough home situation, he'd 100% tell you you can stay however long you need to.

though he had to convince fiona a little bit about that, because she doesn't wanna feel like she has to take care of you as well, and don't get me wrong, she loves you and wants you around, but she just needed a bit of reassurance I guess.

but in the end, she, and the rest of the family welcomed you with open arms.

so back to carl.

if you take any medication, he'd honestly try his best at not trying to bug you about it.

like asking if you've taken them today.

but when he does, hes not just doing it for you, hes asking for himself as well, so that he knows your gonna be ok.

and I can see you and Ian kinda relating to each other for that, like talking about how it could be annoying, but you're happy he cares.

or if you see a therapist, he'd be more than happy to take you, and if not, that's ok.

if you're just feeling really, really down, you don't wanna get out of bed, no motivation to do anything.

he'd try and help somehow.

like bringing you food or water, or staying in bed with you. or he'd even clean a bit for you. only for you.

and if you're just struggling with school maybe, he'd offer to help with what he can, and he'd feel kinda bad if he can't help, but after he tries, he'd go to lip for help, then help you.

and if you're dating before he left for military school, when he decided to go, he really thought about it.

he didn't wanna leave you, but once you told him to do it for the 20th time, he went lol.

the day before he leaves, he spends the whole day with you, telling you how much he loves you.

and just as hes leaving, and saying goodbye, he'd hug you the longest, and give you kisses on you're face and he'd tell you how much he loves you.

in general, his go-to when it comes to trying to comfort you is physical touch, next to that is affirmations.

he loves hugging you, and kissing you, and telling you how much you mean to him and stuff like that, it makes him feel good too.

even if he doesn't 100% know what you're going through in particular, he'd try his best to and hes doing his best.

#carl gallagher #carl gallagher hcs #carl gallagher headcanons #carl gallagher x reader #shameless x reader #shameless #shameless headcanons

[swiftfootedachilles]

ian and mickey cant smoke weed in their apartment. even when they went on their balcony to smoke some bitch called the manager and complained. they were given a warning. "yes we know cannabis is legalized now but we are a privately-owned family-oriented apartment complex and we hold the right to cite and remove you if inappropriate behavior continues" blah blah fucking blah.

well, ian may be preoccupied with his tomatoes, but mickey decides to start his own little garden - inside the apartment away from prying eyes. it's been a while since he grew weed, but it's like riding a bike, really. good soil, water regularly, right amount of sunlight, and BOOM you're ready to start infusing ingredients for your edibles. the free samples they get from work only last so long, and it's so much better to choose your own potency and recipe! no more eating gluten dairy free brownies just to get a high. now he can make them as fudgy and chocolatey and gluten-y as he likes!

ian is actually very surprised (and incredibly jealous) of mickey's green thumb. he tries not to make a competition out of it, but he can't help but compare his finicky roma tomatoes to mickey's bustling farm of cannabis. eventually it works out though, and they use their tomatoes and thc olive oil to make the most delicious weed pasta sauce ever

#shameless #gallavich #idk where this came from honestly #ficlets #gallavich headcanons #shameless headcanons #drug use #i mean its just weed but you know!!!!!

[m4ndysk4nkovich]

Omg u have Ian and Debs hcs? Please please share

i’m kinda late to this because i keep forgetting but HERE THEY ARE (some of these are stolen from my other headcanons post and also half of these are very unserious)

ian was so excited when debbie was born, he loved being a big brother. whenever anybody tried to take the newborn baby out of his arms, he would throw a fit and insist that the baby belonged to him and you can’t touch her!

the two of them have gotten drunk on mimosas at like 10 in the morning on several occasions

when debbie was in her phase where she was going on about “ginger racism” she kept sending ian photos of gingers/articles about discrimination against gingers and so he blocked her number (temporarily!)

they have a gallagher groupchat (canon) and debbie talks the most in it. ian leaves the groupchat constantly because of the spamming so she has to add him back

also kinda going off of that^ ian is horrible at responding to texts/calls and leaves debbie on read CONSTANTLY, which pisses debbie off, making her spam his messages/voicemail until he gives in and texts her back (she’s so me)

(pre-season 1) when frank and monica would fight ian would try to calm her down while fiona and lip tried to break up the fights. carl would usually be fine and just watch/go up to his room, but debbie would get scared and cry, worried about either of the parents getting hurt or leaving.

debbie used to make her siblings bracelets out of like rainbow loom and shit and she made ian the most and he, unlike lip, wore all of them (no matter how sparkly they were).

(pre-3x05) debbie would beg ian to take her with him when he went to the milkovich house to go see mandy, which was incredibly awkward for ian, considering what he was really doing going there to do.

debbie visited ian the most in prison (lip tried to also, but he was also focusing on tami and fred).

ian taught debbie how to throw a punch.

heidi runs away and devastates debbie, which leads to her crying over her loneliness and venting to ian constantly, so eventually ian and mickey come up with a way to reunite sebbie (yes i’m writing about this).

also this isn’t a headcanon but i have a question and it’s why the fuck wasn’t sandy at ian and mickey’s anniversary party if she was so important in the wedding like that could’ve been our tiny sebbie reunion we could’ve gotten like one frame of them talking and i’d be satisfied

#shameless #debbie gallagher #ian gallagher #debbie and ian #sebbie #gallavich #mickey milkovich #sandy milkovich #shameless us #shameless headcanons #headcanons #i’m writing a sebbie and gallavich oneshot book rn #lip gallagher #heidi shameless

[gallavich-headcanon]

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#gallavich headcanons #my headcanons #gallavich #shameless #shameless headcanons #ian x mickey

[gaiath]

𝐈 𝐃𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐊𝐧𝐨𝐰, 𝐈'𝐦 𝐍𝐞𝐰 𝐇𝐞𝐫𝐞.

𝐀𝐝𝐨𝐩𝐭𝐞𝐝! 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫

When you woke up on your bed that once belonged to another (biological) Gallagher, you didn't expect to see a seemingly random woman in the kitchen. You didn't get to fully step off of the stairs before you hurried off to Fiona's room, wanting to alert her of this woman. "Fiona! Fiona, there's someone in the kitchen!" You whispered through your teeth and gently shook her. Your older sister groggily woke up, took off her fuck off sleeping mask and asked you to repeat what had just come out of your mouth, and when you did, her tired eyes widened.

She didn't even bother waking the others because they may as well do it themselves by the screaming match they'd hear. Fiona immediately recognized the woman that took her place next to Frank. "Monica, the fuck are you doing here again?" "Sweetheart! Oh, your father needed me, he told me you also needed me." You didn't recognize the woman as their mother immediately because you weren't quite used to the family, much less their history.

When their argument slightly calmed you took the chance to ask a purely innocent question. "We don't like her, do we?" Fiona turned to you with a slight smile and out her arm around your shoulder, "No, no we don't. You starting to hate her by just hearing her talk, huh?" "Well, from what I heard during the argument, she abandoned all of you, so yes, that and her voice." Fiona's smile had widened and she leaned her head on your shoulder. The two of you stayed silent as you sat on the wooden stairs in front of the home.

#shameless x reader #shameless us x reader #shameless tv x reader #Shameless x reader #Shameless headcanons #shameless #Gallagher! reader #Adopted! reader #Platonic Fiona x reader #The Gallaghers x reader #Fiona Gallagher x reader

[michellemisfit]

Since I am in the middle of exams period now, I'm thinking about a s5/6 canon divergent universe with Ian becoming an EMT while he's with Mickey. How do you think Mickey would have helped Ian study for his EMT exams?

I'm just on my way out the door to see Death Cab for Cutie so this is going to be brief, but:

Firstly, I love love love when we see Ian learning what to look out for during the primary assessment of a casualty, going through the DCAP-BTLS acronym while doing push ups. (Even though he makes a - canonically nonintentional, I assume - mistake, as the B stands for Burns, not Bruises - according to anything I've ever learnt).

It's well documented that exercise can increase your brain's readiness to absorb and retain information, and it's SUCH an Ian way of learning. I absolutely adore it!!

Now, I do not think that Mickey would be down with doing any actual exercising, but damn would he be happy to watch and egg Ian on from the side-lines. Probably while holding the flash cards or Ian's EMT Training text books (with the answers in the back). He would also love nothing more than interrupting and correcting while using his most obnoxious drill sergeant voice, jeering “Eeeerr! Wrong Gallagher! Drop and give me 20, and then try again!” every time Ian makes a mistake - You bet Mickey wouldn't let him get away with the B for Bruises nonsense! haha

Other ways in which Mickey would help:

Treats. We know from various breakfast scenes that Ian has a sweet tooth and that Mickey has been known to go out of his way to procure Ian's favourite snacks from his favourite bakery, so Mickey sure as hell would do that to keep Ian on track with his studying, too!

Bigger rewards. Let’s say that for some reason Ian is really struggling with something like burns for example. While he remembers the names of the three layers of skin he occasionally confuses their order, which means he can't list the 4 types of burns without stumbling and having to start over, and even when he names them all he's not 100% certain whether he’s correct or not, and it's frustrating the hell out of him. He normally doesn't struggle so much and why is it so hard for him to remember a partial thickness burn?? Mickey realises that neither snide remarks nor donut treats are really going to cut it here, so he makes Ian a deal. It's Thursday morning, so if Ian can correctly list all layers of the skin, all 4 burn classifications, standard techniques for treating burns on the scene, and names 5 or more circumstances under which a burn victim always needs to be taken to A&E (Mickey remembers the one about burned genitals, cause it's funny as fuck!) - if he does all that correctly, three times, before Saturday night, then on Sunday they'll do something - anything Ian wants - from Ian's list... (Do you think Ian and Mickey don't keep a list? Of course they each keep a list 😏)

Strip Pop Quiz. It's basically like Strip Poker, except it involves flash cards, and every time Ian gets an answer right Mickey has to remove a piece of clothing, every time Ian gets an answer wrong, Ian has to remove... "Whoa whoa whoa! Hang on a minutes there, Maverick! How is that helpful? All that's gonna do is make us both end up naked, and then we'll bang, and you don't learn nothing!" Mickey complains. Ian screws up his face, considering. Mickey has a point actually. So instead, if Ian gets an answer right Mickey has to remove a piece of clothing. If Ian gets an answer wrong, Mickey puts a piece of clothing back on. Muuuuuch better incentive. Ian makes sure to study hard so he can get Mickey down to his epidermis in the quickest possible way. Makes it much easier for Ian to remember skin layers, too! Win win.

#ask Mys #EMT ian #shameless headcanons #ian gallagher #EMT Ian my beloved #mickey milkovich

[thatoneao3author]

AUTISTIC MICKEY HEADCANONS????

OF COURSE!! most of these have to do with unique sensory/stimming outlets, but i think they fit well.

likes spicy foods for the *sensory experience*

never really figured out the whole stimming thing, sometimes when he's excited he will grab ian by the shoulders and shake him. lovingly ofc

bite stim. he bites/chews on things he definitely shouldn't. ian tries to supply chews and even baby teethers at one point but none of it works! mickey bites ian's hands i think, affectionately

he also probably screams/yells really loud even if it's all positive feelings. Ian is like "are you good" and the answer is "yes! look at this thing"

ian lays on top of them when they cuddle bc pressure. maybe mickey gets a weighted blanket eventually but he only uses it when ian is nowhere near and cant lay on him

I think mickey likes play fighting/wrestling as like, a sensory thing? like partner stimming but slightly violent

he doesn't even realize that the reason he's a little bit jumpy/defensive/stressed after going out is bc of sensory overload. he discovers soundproof headphones and it's just great for him

he wears them a lot, and ian will just go on and on talking to him before realizing that he hasn't heard a word

infodumps about really dark shit. like weapons and crime, he just knows a lot about it all. it's a little concerning but ian nods along

vocal stims are the most random shit obviously, mostly bits from songs. ian will sing with him like that one scene from s11

idk what it's called but the whole thing where someone gives someone a cool rock they found as a present? he does that. it's all very much random knick-knacks, but he'll give ian rocks, pieces of colorful glass, bottle caps, can tabs, marbles etc. ian has no idea where he acquires the objects from but he has a glass dish for them

okay that's all for now! i might steal some of these for my fic tbh, because i think they're really good. feel free to add on in the reblogs!

#mickey milkovich #ian gallagher #gallavich #shameless #shameless us #headcannons! #shameless headcanons #autistic!mickey milkovich

[tjisntnice]

I hc Mickey Milkovich was a toe walker growing up but Terry threatened to cut off his toes so he stopped

but he does it when he's really tired/really drunk

#shameless #mickey milkovich #terrys A+ parenting #shameless headcanons

[chicanomick]

How i think Tami, Mickey, and Sandy's friendship stated!

dedicated to the sweet @ianandmickeygallavich <3 Hope everyone enjoys

For Carl's 21 first birthday, all the Gallaghers go to a bar to celebrate his first legal drink

At some point during the night Mickey, Sandy, and Tami are left alone at the bar with Carl's current partner and they're all lowkey antisocial assholes so they sit in complete silence until Carl's partner makes some excuse to go find him

As soon as they leave Tami faux whispers something like "is it just me or is carl's new girlfriend (mildly insulting comment)"

And all hell breaks loose

By the time the Gallaghers come back to collect their partners, they're gossiping and laughing loudly amongst themselves, various shot glasses littering the bar.

They have their fun but they don't immediately make it a thing, all of them refusing to admit they're lowkey besties at this point. Settling for sitting together at every family gathering when everyone else is drunk or distracted to have their weekly dose of gossip

Sandy is who initiates the hangouts outside of their relationships with the Gallaghers. During a weekly cookout when everything is loud and on the edge of too much Sandy suggests they take a walk around the block.

Tami makes Mickey push Freddie on the stroller and somehow they end up eating at a taco truck before all three of them return to the cookout lighter and laughing like old friends

From there on they make a group chat where Sandy basically sends links and dates followed by "who's down?"

Those quick meet-ups for lunch to scope out restaurants turn into night outs

Somewhere down the line, Debbie breaks up with Sandy. It's not the first time they 'take a break' only to get back together in a couple weeks, but Debbie says it's serious this time.

The group chat goes silent. Sandy is usually the first one to initiate contact but she's gone radio silent, and neither Mickey nor Tami want to admit they miss their hangouts

That whole week they are noticeably more stressed, Ian knows better than to suggest Mickey needs to hang out with his friends because not even surprise blowjobs in the shower are helping

Lip wants to rip his head off because Tami nags so much more now and for the first time unironically wishes Mickey showed up at his house

That weekend Mickey and Tami wait a total of two hours before swallowing their pride and asking Debbie where Sandy is.

Debbie: how the fuck should I know? we broke up

They go back to their seats but something is clearly missing. They're still able to gossip and banter but it's lacking a certain something

Finally, Mickey groans and says "fuck it, she's my cousin." And pulls out his phone.

Thus they begin their friendship

Tami drags them to Target with the promise of buying them Starbucks

Sandy drags them to bars to "feel young again!" (Being the youngest and only single one)

Mickey drags them to "scope out" any new restaurants/sketchy food trucks

The Gallghers don't know if their joining forces by will is a good or bad thing

This got a little long but currently working on a short one-shot because I love them so much and have so many scenarios and ideas for them!

#gallagher partners #tami tamietti #mickey milkovich #sandy milkovich #I believe in tami mickey and sandy supremacy #theyre besties your honor #shameless headcanons #yaya writes

[arrowflier]

Arrow my darling! How are you today?💗

Do you feel like sharing a Mickey & Debbie headcanon with us?

Hope you don't mind I saved this for a good day love, because Mickey Debbie friendship is so great!

1. Earlier on when Debbie has that homemade shiv, Mickey replaces it with a much better actual knife. She balks at first, but "no one's gonna believe it's for knitting anyway, kid"

2. Debbie definitely talks to Mickey while he's in jail. Sends him letters until he gives in and calls her. By wordless understanding, they don't talk about Ian.

3. Debbie introduces him as Uncle Mickey the very first time he meets Franny. He's been family for a long time.

4. When everything goes down with the new girlfriend in season 11, Mickey is the one to talk her round. "Way back when, you told me I couldn't drink Ian away. Well guess what Pippi Longstocking, you can't fuck somebody away either. Lose the jailbird, find my cousin, and apologize to your kid for all this shit."

#thanks I love these two! #debbie and mickey #shameless headcanons #favorite in-laws

[lupeloto]

Mickey & the Gallaghers 

hi, here are some little details that I like to headcanon about Mickey’s relationship with each of the Gallaghers:)

Mickey and Fiona

(this one may be a little far fetched, but they’re besties in my mind so shhhh)

So Fiona loves those trashy reality TV shows but can never get any of her family, besides Mickey, to watch them with her. They are fully invested and watch together almost every week when a new episode drops. They’ll sit on the couch and yell at the TV, bickering over whose side they’re taking in that episode’s big fight. Ian rolls his eyes, asking them why they waste their time on that bullshit, but quietly smile to himself as the two smack each other’s arms in an eruption of laughter every 5 minutes.

Mickey and Lip

Mickey is lowkey interested in Lip’s bikes and will ask him a ton of questions about it when they go over to his house for weekly family dinners. They’ll hang out in the garage for a bit while everyone else is inside. They’ll go riding together when Lip has an extra bike around that he is fixing up. Although Ian refrains from saying anything about it, it warms his heart to see his two favorite people like that.

They also both love Terminator, so they’ll watch it together and geek the fuck out over it. Every time after they watch it, they’ll both be quoting shit from the movie in the Arnold Schwarzenegger accent, which drives Ian crazy.

Mickey and Debbie

Mickey was always Debbie’s favorite of Ian’s partners. These two bicker amongst themselves all the time. Mickey will say some smartass shit he knows will get Debbie going and snicker on as she gets on her soapbox. However, they are literally best friends. They have the same sense of humor and when they ban together, it annoys the shit out of Ian, and they both love to annoy the shit out of Ian. 

She’ll help him cover up the occasional hickeys that Ian gives him. She has a ton of makeup and lots of experience in the area... Debbie will give him shit for having a hickey at his age and he’ll give her shit for being so well-versed in the world of covering up hickeys.

Mickey and Carl

Mickey and Carl are typical bros™️. They play all the same video games and smack talk the entire time. Carl will go over to Mickey and Ian’s place whenever they get some new version of a video game, so he and Mickey can play together. Things get heated and Ian has to tell them to shut the fuck up. 

They’ll get dinner (typically burger and fries) and Ian watches on in slight disgust as they both scarf down the food, have shotgun race, and then a burping contest. They are disgusting in the same way, and for some reason that warms Ian’s heart.

Mickey and Liam

Mickey will pick Liam up from school sometimes, they’ll typically get ice cream because Liam is the only one he knows who will still eat ice cream with him in the middle of the day in the dead of winter in Chicago. Liam struggles with math sometimes, and quickly discovers that Mickey is actually pretty good with numbers. All those drug runs/deals he dealt with when he was younger actually paid off in that department, making him pretty decent at math. Liam will ask him for help with his homework, and while Mickey will rephrase every question in terms of “okay of you have 3.25 pounds of meth and...” 

The other Gallaghers will look on, slightly in horror as Mickey goes on, but soon realize that he actually is making sense and helping Liam? They were surprised but didn’t ask questions. It became a regular thing when Liam was struggling in math class, he and Mickey would go get ice cream and work on his math homework.

#they’re family are you hearing me #gallavich #ian gallagher #shameless #mickey milkovich #gallavich meta #gallavich headcanon #shameless headcanons #lip gallagher #fiona gallagher #debbie gallagher #carl gallagher #liam gallagher

[thaboah]

SHAMELESS HEADCANONS BEFORE THE SERIES

OKAY, I love shameless, although I don't know if it has a fandom, I'm going to write a couple of headcanons (I have to admit that this series has a very important place in my heart)

Que bien me cae Lip-

Frank tended to disappear a few times a month, come back in days. Fiona was used to it by now, but still every time he disappeared she couldn't help but worry a lot.

She would even ask people if they had seen him, when she would pass by a bar she would try to see if she saw him inside.

Although in the end that situation normalized him and he no longer worried unless he was away for a long time or it was the day of payment.

Fiona sometimes seemed to be forever mad at everyone for her situation. Shortly before Debbie was born, she used to argue a lot with Lip, about things around the house.

Sometimes it seemed like they hated each other, Ian was much calmer, he didn't like to fight with Fiona or Lip, when there were problems he would leave the house for a walk.

Lip and Fiona were practically throwing things at each other one day. It was a horrible fight, Frank wasn't home, Monica had been gone for months, and Ian was tired.

They had reached the point where neither of them could be at the same table without fighting, which was normal, Lip was 12 years old, Fiona 16 and they both have a lot of character.

To be honest, neither Fiona nor Lip remember what the discussion was about. They both yelled at each other before locking themselves in their room and didn't come out until it was time for dinner.

Ian was long gone, his initial plan was to take a long walk, return shortly before dinner, or dine somewhere with the few bills in his pocket. Then he saw the train and wanted to catch it, who knows, maybe it was a little late, but who cared?

Take a little detour, avoid the conductor, if he pretended to be asleep when he went for the tickets, everything would be fine. Pretending to be asleep, not really falling asleep. Perhaps it was the fatigue accumulated over the rest of the days or perhaps simply the comfortable constant rattle of the train that made him fall into the arms of Morpheus.

The conductor woke him up, the train had finished its journey and it was time for him to get off.

"What? Where I am?" He asked.

"You're on Lake view kid." The man answered.

Ian woke up fully, got up and ignoring the conductor, rushed out of the station to check that it was true.

On the other hand, Lip and Fiona were starting to worry, Ian was nowhere to be found, but instead of looking for a solution they preferred to start blaming each other.

"Fiona, didn't you see him leave or what?" Lip looked somewhere between worried and angry.

"I was sleeping, plus your window faces the street, you could have seen him leave easier. It's not my fault!" Fiona replayed on an even worse tone.

"Then whose fault is it? Because Frank wasn't even here. You can't blame him for once." He said pretending to be sarcastic.

Both were arguing when the door opened, they ran thinking it was Ian, but instead they found Frank. Reeking of alcohol, as always. The boys' look showed clear disappointment, and Frank, thinking it was because of him, responded.

"What?" He said confused.

"It's not because of you, Frank." Fiona said rolling her eyes.

"Ian is missing." Lip answered, but Fiona smacked him on the arm and whispered.

"Why do you tell him?" "Because maybe he knows where Ian is." He answered quietly.

"Little vermin, I'm drunk, not deaf." He said unsteadily a bit. "Although no, I have no idea where the red-haired creature is."

"God Frank, his name is Ian and he's your son." Said Lip somewhat annoyed.

"Are you really surprised?" Fiona said mocking Lip's comment.

By that time, Frank had already settled on the sofa, preparing to sleep without worrying about his son.

Lip and Fiona were too busy arguing loudly to let him sleep. He put the pillow over their ears and squeezed hard to see if they would shut up.

Then the minutes passed and the discussion got worse, like this morning and like every day. Frank was rarely there and didn't usually pay attention to them, but this time it was annoying.

He got up without warning and raised his voice, much louder than Fiona and Lip, he could be heard perfectly from the street.

"It's enough, fucking normal that Ian has taken off if you spend the day like this." Lip and Fiona fell silent instantly, not that they had never seen Frank yell at them before. It was just weird that he would do it for a topic like that. "You're brothers and if Ian is missing the way you say, you should go looking for him. Don't waste time arguing over whose fault it is, because it's clearly both of you. For being insufferable."

Something in Lip and Fiona made them listen to Frank and they went out looking for him. For once together and without arguing.

They searched everywhere and were about to give up the search, because it was useless, Ian was nowhere. Fiona was on the verge of a nervous breakdown, Lip was holding her shoulder as they walked home, trying to hide it but he was just as worried. Hours had passed.

Then at the door there was a red-haired boy, who curiously had left the keys inside his home. He wouldn't stop yelling the names of his brothers, even though he had assumed that surely they would all be asleep by now.

Lip and Fiona ran out to hug him, nearly taking his breath away. Then the door of the house opened, it was Frank, he had woken up by the noise.

He knew better than anyone that all he had done was sleep, that there was no place for him in that embrace, so without saying anything he left the door open and turned around. Although he smiled nicely when he saw the situation resolved in the best way.

"I'm so sorry, Fiona." Ian said, his voice shaking. Ian felt guilty, he really didn't want to worry them, he just wanted to get away from that environment for a while.

"It's okay, we're glad to have you home again."

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That's all! I'm so glad you're reading this because it means you've read it all! Let me know if you liked it and in case you didn't know I have the requests open. :)

#Shameless #shameles headcanosn #shameless headcanons #Fiona #Lip #Philip #Ian #Frank #Frank gallagher #Fiona gallagher #Ian gallagher #Philip gallagher #lip gallagher #shameless us #shameless fic

[swiftfootedachilles]

How about you talk more about volunteer firefighter Ian since I totally ignored your ask about it

gonna kill you

ok so essentially i am super interested in court proceedings and i have many thoughts abt the (horribly inaccurate) legal shit in shameless. ian was sentenced to 2 years, for arson i assume?? and seeing as hes mentally ill and was unmedicated at the time of the crime, he has a pretty good case to get his record sealed! no i dont think he cant get it expunged, and yes it would still show up on a background check by employers. and doing more research since i sent you that ask, theres like a .00001% chance that ian could be a volunteer firefighter even with a sealed record. fuck you ian for committing a felony youre lucky the shamey writers were too lazy to research that you shouldve been charged and found guilty of a class X felony with a minimum of 6 years in prison

BUT I DONT CAREEEE I WANT IAN TO FIND A WAY TO HELP OTHERS AND GIVE BACK TO HIS COMMUNITY!!!! HE JUST LOVES HELPING PEOPLE SOOOOO MUCH!!!

i want him to go to schools and show kids how the oxygen mask works and complain about how much the firehose weighs and race kids in the outdoor obstacle course in his full gear for fire safety day at the local elementary school. i dont CARE how unrealistic it is i NEED IT. he tasks himself with collecting the students' thank you cards and pinning them to the huge bulletin board back at the station

no im not thinking about his strong muscles as he carries people out of fire or him coming home to mickey covered and sweat and soot. thats gay i would NEVER imagine that 🤨🤨

BUT trying to stay as realistic as possible he could volunteer to lifeguard at the pool ("wdym this apartment complex lets unaccompanied minors in the pool without supervision!! i dont care that living here means signing a waver that makes the complex legally not responsible for accidents in the pool SOMEBODY COULD DIE!!!!") and give swimming lessons to the kids. i love lifeguard!ian too 🥺🥺🥺 him and his silly baywatch red shorts and absurd amount of mineral sunscreen and sunglasses he stole from mickey. hes my dad!!!

truly, i just get immense joy from putting s11 ian in situations

#don't even get me started on his dumbass defense lawyer letting him plead not guilty by reason if insanity in s9 that's irrelevant #asks #plainest #babygirlmickey #gallavich meta #shameless meta #i may or may not have crime/law related stuff as a special interested?? idk i just need to absorb all information in that field #a.txt #mine #shameless headcanons #ian gallagher #gallavichmeta

[m4ndysk4nkovich]

random shameless headcanons: debbie edition

i’m doing every (main) character btw i’m just starting with debbie cus i’m me

she had a pink stuffed bear as a child that is now the most musty, disgusting thing ever with one eye and a big patch on it that debbie sewed on so that she could give it to franny.

she definitely owns dior lip oil (did she actually buy it or steal it? who knows).

she has like every social media platform ever and has multiple backup accounts because she gets banned all of the time because she either has been reported by somebody, said/posted something wildly out of pocket and inappropriate, or just spammed too much. she also definitely shit posts on tiktok and posts a minimum of three videos a day.

she puts on a ridiculous amount of perfume every day because she got bullied for smelling bad as a kid but now she just wears way too much.

she loves vouge.

little debbie drank her coffee black, and older debbie drinks it with an ungodly amount of cream and sugar.

i feel like she liked brandy melville but was furious about their sizes so took to twitter and made a very angry post about it.

veronica and fiona pierced her ears when she was nine.

she doesn’t smoke (cigarettes, at least), but she vapes.

she uses pinterest religiously.

she texts all of her siblings (and mickey) on a daily basis and only gets a response half of the time (usually from carl, lip, or fiona, if she’s lucky she gets one from liam or ian, mickey will respond but always responds with something stupid).

she sets up playdates with franny and fred ALL of the time.

on franny’s sixth birthday, she threw franny a party that franny wanted, and it was vampire themed. debbie thought that she’d hate it but she actually had fun because of how excited franny was (i’m writing a fic about this rn, i’ll link it when i post it).

she EVENTUALLY gets therapy and learns to cope with her trauma and gives herself and franny a good life and gets a good, nice, loyal girlfriend (maybe it’s sandy, maybe it’s not. all i know is that it isn’t heidi).

#she’s so me #shameless #debbie gallagher #who should i do next? #i’m thinking of doing ian #but lmk #shameless us #shameless headcanons #ian gallagher #mickey milkovich #gallavich #fiona gallagher #lip gallagher #carl gallagher #liam gallagher shameless #franny gallagher #freddie gallagher #sandy milkovich

[gallavich-headcanon]

Congrats on your test!! More bar owner AU for you-

I think Ian is the guy who cheers you up and Mickey is the guy who sets you straight, you know? But Mickey is definitely the guy for relationship advice unless you wanna hear Ian reminisce about the Kash and Grab’s walk-in freezer again

I think they have one of those old-school 80s metal desks that weigh a ton! They bought it special so it wouldn’t break under their weight when they fuck around on it because they absolutely do, lol. They also have an old black rotary phone that Ian found at a flea market after Mickey broke his second cellphone slamming it down in frustration over something but he didn’t realize how attractive Mickey would look using it, like a film noir detective or something out of an old mob movie.

Instead of a chair, they have a rolling stool that Lip gave them specifically so they couldn’t have sex on it but the jokes on him bc they make it work! They do still fight about who’s the boss but their employees all know they’re a team. It quickly becomes the unwritten rule that if you mess up, you call Ian but if someone else messes up, you call Mickey!

Carl is definitely a great addition to them, since he gives them both somebody to go to when they’re at odds with each other! He’s been there since their beginning so he knows how they work but he also still has a sort of kid’s perspective almost? Like a “of course they’ll figure it out, they’re Ian and Mickey” kind of confidence and I think that helps. But he 100% teams up with Mickey to give Ian shit every chance he gets only to turn around and team up with Sandy and Mandy to hassle Mickey the moment he can. 🦖

Thank you 🦖 Anon! Oh I’m loving this AU (wait is it an au or a post canon headcanon?)

Oh yes I agree! Ian is the comfort bartender, he’s going to make you laugh with some punny jokes and he will listen as you pour your heart out, but! He will bring up his husband more times than you can count. Mickey is the bartender hitting you with the cold hard truth and also the bartender that makes fun of your drink order.

Ian would totally be turned on by Mickey using the rotary phone. I think he would also be turned on by people coming to Mickey for relationship advice. His romantic husband that is so good at romantic stuff and feels comfortable enough to talk about it with everyone? Him being proud of being soft and sensitive with his husband? Oh Ian will just have to suck him off in their office as soon as he’s done.

Them going to a flea market is so cute! I bet Ian picks up every fun pair of sunglasses and puts them on to make Mickey laugh. And takes a mirror selfie together every time they find a cool mirror.

It quickly becomes the unwritten rule that if you mess up, you call Ian but if someone else messes up, you call Mickey! -> hahah yes I love it! Which is extra funny because I think with their nieces and nephews it’s the exact opposite- Ian tried to be the responsible uncle and get them to stay out of trouble while Mickey is the uncle they go to when they fuck up.

Carl is definitely like their child stuck in the middle. If Ian and Mickey fight it stress Carl out. I can even imagine it being like the selling the Gallagher house thing that they keep arguing and Carl is the final vote and it stresses him out and he can’t choose 😂 Carl would do anything to not be stuck between them.

Mandy, Sandy and Carl is a killer combo for Mickey! They would make fun of him, especially if they catch him being smitten over something Ian did 😌

I wonder what would happen if on one of those gay nights at the bar Cole or Byron would show up, obviously not knowing it’s I&M&C ‘s bar…

#🦖 anon #asks #gallavich headcanon #bartender au #gallavich #post canon #shameless #the alibi #ian x mickey #gallavich headcanons #Shameless headcanons #carl gallagher #bartender ian #bartender mickey