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chelleztjs18 · 1 year

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Hello you who loves tofu and eats dark chocolate, and is going to do archery lefty eyebaf 😅 one day, your nickname will just fill up an entire page!

Her new room? Did she sleep with you guys then? Or is it new because you guys redecorated it and such?

How big is the tree? Do you like getting big trees that reach all the way tonthe ceiling? My little plastic tree is probably 2 ft tall haha

No, it's a yellow cap, made by Maggi. I went to look in the pantry, it's literally called seasoning sauce haha 😄

Onion rings are my favorite fast food side if they have it. But I understand that the greasy part can be ick. I only really order it from red robin, it's so good and crunchy, and its not oily at all. I love green onions too, I always put it on my egg drop soup whenever I make it. My friend's mom would make carne asada during summer, and she would grill the green onions. We always fight for it because she would only grill like a few.

I don't eat spicy food very much. I'm a baby when it comes to spice. If I ever eat spicy food, I better have 2 to 3 bottles of water ready haha do you like spicy food? Also are you talking about herbs and spices to be used in cooking?

Do you like stuffed mushrooms then? I remember making a stuffed mushroom dish before, and it was so good.

Hm I don't think I've seen the black ones. I've seen the one with sea salt but not with the orange. You like chocolate with fruits then? Have you had an orange ball?

Yeah I would be, I definitely don't know how to discipline a kid. I'm trying to learn to be more strict or "adult" when I am around children though.

I love the part where Mitch was wearing the hat and they made jokes about it. And the part where Gloria was cutting Luke's hair ahahaha oh and the part where Hailey just walks in and they're like whaaaaat 🤣 another episode I like is the one where Gloria loses Stella, then she and Cam goes looking for her, and Cam starts screaming STELLAAAAAAA.

I'm also going for smart and boring. Even though I am smart, I can still make jokes, just certain people will get it haha

Would you rather have a personal chef or a housekeeper?

- CuriousGeorge

Oh my goodness, that was a long nickname 🤣🤣🤣 how can u come up with them? Lol.

My daughter sometimes sleep in my room or in her grandpa's room (my father in law).

We just slowly changed the guest room to her room.it used to have nothing in it n was also her toy room. But now with mound her tv n put up some Frozen and disney princess wall decal, n also curtain. We bought some toyboxes n also a small extra protable closet to hang her dress. We sorted her toys n put up some shelves for her plushies.. u know, stuff like that. N pretty soon we gonna move her bed into that room.

We got a smaller one than the one we usually have. Last times we had 9ft tree but this time we picked a 7ft one. Last year i got them flocked with fake snow but not this year.. the last two years we had another 3ft one for her own tree but not this year because we will be going to CA for christmas n her grandma already bought small ones for her at her house.😁

Yes i love getting a big one, the taller the better 😅 i like the flocked one so it looks like a greenish white. I love the smell of pine tree. I like christmas light but the white ones but of course for toddlers the color ones better.lol.

Do u wanna see the decorations i put? It's not totally done yet, some of the lights are out, i have to buy a new one.

Aw 2 ft is cute.. i grew up with plastic tree n small too. Thats why now im here n i can get a real n very tall ones so i always go all out.hahaha.

Haha i think i know which seasoning sauce is that. 😅 that one is good too. Mine, some part of the labels on the bottle not even in english 🤣

I think onions themselves are greasy when u cook it, so when it's deep fried, for me is too much. Hahah. I'm not really a fan of fried food (but i will still eat certain fried food). i love grilled food n soups. 😁 what about u?

Ah i see. I love spicy food.. the spicier the better.haha.

Yeah i meant herbs n spices that r used in cooking.. do u like food that uses lots of herbs n spices? Most asian food use herbs n spices. My favorite is Indian food. Omg.. i love it.hahah. the second favorite is thai food. But of course number one is indonesian food.hahaha.

Yeah i think i had stuff mushroom n it was fried.. it was pretty good.. i love grilled or baked stuffed mushroom. Maybe someday u can share me the recipe for that stuffed mushroom u made. 😁

When i go to the store i will take a pict n share it with u, but promise me u will try it. 😅🤣

Haha yeah i remember that part, Jay compliments the hat Mitch got n he said "what if i tilt it a little bit?" N Jay said "u ruined it" 🤣

Haha the mohawk on luke because he lost bet with Phil. 🤣

Oh yeeah i know that episode. Haha i can hear that "STELLAAAAA" in Cam's voice 🤣 n then what's funny is Cam n Gloria scream back n forth with the little girl that found Stella, n Jay n Manny heard it from far n thought coyote might just eat a dog. 🤣

Haha so u r good at making joke? U should tell me some.

As much as i like food, i would pick housekeeper.hahaha. i can try to cook anything n have someone to clean after that, is awesome.hahaha. what about u?

Next question?

Cheerio!

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findingmypeace · 2 years

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What are your favorite Mexican and barbecue foods? I am sorry you are struggling with missing family traditions.

Not to be *that* person I'll put my answer under a cut just in case it's triggering.

Mexican: I love chicken and cheese enchiladas. I also love chicken quesadillas. Chips and salsa is really good. I love a sausage, egg, and cheese breakfast burrito. My absolute favorite Mexican food is more of an Americanized Mexican food. It's called Carnes Asada French Fries. Basically french fries topped with carne asada meat, sour cream, and melted cheese. You can also add guacamole but I don't like avocados so I always ask for it with out guacamole.

BBQ: The classic cheeseburgers and hot dogs. I also really like ribs with bbq sauce. My brother makes the best ribs on the traeger. My brother also makes these amazing vegetable skewers. I had dinner at his place last week and we had tri-tip with mashed potatoes and vegetable skewers and they were SO good. He's also made roasts on the traeger and those are pretty good too. Note: My brother absolutely LOVES to bbq. Last year for Christmas my Mom got him this (I can't remember the name of it) box of different types of meat. And this year she homemade him different dry rubs. He's really good a bbqing too. There is also a bbq restaurant in my hometown that's really good. My brother's ribs are better but their cheeseburgers are delicious.

As you can tell these are foods I love.

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hoodharlow · 3 years

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Don’t Move, Honey

AN: Y'all were supposed to get a fluffy Disneyland fic with light smut but Calum decided to be a whore and y'all are getting this. Also fuck Tumblr for eating this when I queued this.

Requested: Yes by my #CECOC anon and @nowherebound who engraved the idea of riding Calum's face with the mullet

Warnings: smut, use of sextoys, talks about recording a sextape (spoiler lol), and blink and you'll miss it voyeurism

Word Count: 3.9k words

Calum tripped over his Docs when he kicked them off. He bolted upstairs to his room. Earlier, when he was getting ready to drive back from a guy's trip, they had a very intense facetime call. Claudia sent him a few explicit pictures of her in only his white jersey with his last name in the back. He called her and one thing led to another. Now he stood alone and hard in an empty room.

He fished his phone out of his pocket and facetimed her. He laid back on his bed. Duke came in and nuzzled him for some overdue cuddles.

“Bueno?” She answered. She placed her phone on the shopping cart and smiled down at him.

“Where are you?” He asked, sitting up.

“Target. Remember when I said you were getting a treat?” she asked him. He nodded. “Well, I’m buying stuff to make you a chocoflan.”

Claudia stopped pushing and got on her tippy toes to reach for the cocoa powder, allowing Calum to admire how her ass looked in her leggings. She looked around and smirked to herself seeing that she had the aisle all to herself. She gave him her back and pulled down her top, exposing her breasts. She covered them with the two different brands of cocoa powder.

“Which brand did you like again?” She asked him.

Calum sat up. He looked behind her making sure no was in the aisle.

“Fuck.” he murmured. He switched the camera so that it was facing his mirror and slowly began stroking himself over his sweats. He pushed his hips up and with one hand he tugged down his sweats, exposing his cock. He rubbed the tip and rubbed himself. “Are you coming home soon? I need my pretty girl’s mouth on my cock.”

Claudia squeezed her thighs together. It has been almost two weeks since she last saw Calum. She needed him desperately. Her toys helped somewhat relieve her ache, but it wasn't the same as him fucking her. Even the dildo that was made from a mold in the shape of his cock, that he got her as a gag gift for Christmas, didn't do the job.

"No, I have to go to school and drop off some paperwork. I'll be home in an hour. Can you wait?" She asked.

"I waited almost two weeks, an hour is nothing." He said.

"Okay." she said pulling her top up as a woman walked passed her. "I'll see you in a bit then. I love you."

"I love you." Calum said before hanging up.

He sighed. He just lied to Claudia and told her that he could wait an hour. He really couldn't. He needed her badly.

He pulled his sweats and rolled into bed. He pulled Duke in for a cuddle, but the old puppy shrugged him off. He scoffed as Duke hopped off the bed and wandered out of the room.

Calum pushed himself off the bed and went to the bathroom. He quickly got himself off and went back to bed. Other than being extremely horny for his lovely girlfriend, he was tired. He spent the past two weeks hanging out and partying with his friends. He needed some rest.

He got in bed and laid on his back. After fifteen minutes of tossing and turning, Calum called his trainer and asked if he could squeeze him in for a session. Jesse responded instantly and told him that he'd be there in fifteen.

Calum unbuttoned his flannel and reached for the white jersey Claudia had left on the floor next to her dildo and vibrator. He pulled off his sweats and grabbed some black USC shorts from his duffle bag. When he caught himself in the mirror, he finally got why his girlfriend always complimented his ass. He decided to pull a Claudia and send her a booty pic. He pulled his shorts just below where his ass curved and snapped a few pictures. He saw the pictures and sighed, he tried his best not to think about Claudia on her knees in front of him gripping his ass as she sucked him off.

He sent her the pictures and added 'wish you were on your knees with your hands on me'. Claudia responded with crying emojis. To get him back she sent him a few explicit pictures of herself with her toys. She was saving them for another desert trip but now seemed like the perfect time to torture him.

Calum cursed after seeing her pictures. The one time he wanted to have the upper hand, she still managed to make him suffer. He locked his phone and went downstairs after hearing Duke bark. He picked him up and opened the door. He let Jesse into the backyard while he set up Duke's fenced area so he could be outside with them.

***

"Alright one more set on each side and we're done." Jesse said.

Calum nodded. He reached for the band and pulled it toward him while he rotated his body. His arms ached. When was out on his trip he barely worked out. In the house they rented out there was a home gym so he occasionally ran the treadmill and did a bit of weight training. It didn't compare to what Jesse was having him do.

"And zero. Alright we're done for today." Jesse said.

"Thank fuck." Calum mumbled.

He did his cool down stretches and then walked him out, agreeing to meet in two days. When he walked in the kitchen he was met with a chocoflan beautifully displayed on top of the center counter.

Claudia was home.

Calum grabbed his HydroFlask and jogged upstairs to their room. He found Claudia in one of his shirts and some sweatpants typing away on her laptop. He remembered that she was lesson planning for her internship at the magnet middle school in Boyle Heights. He was proud of her, despite everything that went down last summer, she was able to pick herself up and start fresh. She was doing something she loved and that made Calum happy.

He tiptoed over to her and kissed her head. Claudia pulled him down and kissed him.

"I felt your treat in the kitchen." she mumbled against his lips.

"I saw. I'm gonna shower." He said before kissing her once more.

Claudia slapped his ass as he walked passed, startling him. She giggled as he covered himself in case she wanted to smack his ass again.

He quickly showered and walked out naked to get his boxers. He felt Claudia's eyes on him. He turned and looked at her just as she went back to work. He put on a pair of black Calvin Klein boxers. He scrolled through his phone, checking the group chat with the guys. Luke was asking if he should finally announce his engagement with Sierra. Calum jokingly responded to wait until the following day since he was going to post later in the day.

He went to his side of the bed and connected his phone to the charger when he noticed Claudia was fully covered by her clothes. One thing he knew about her is that she always showed skin. If she wore pants or sweats, she'd wear a crop top or just wear a sports bra. And if she wore one of his shirts or hoodies, she only wore panties under, but if they had people over she wore shorts under. Then the only time when she would be fully clothed was in the winter. Seeing her in his shirt and in sweatpants at the start of June left him wondering.

What was she up to?

But decided to put the question on pause. He finally felt sleepy.

"Can I nap here while you work?" He asked her.

"This is your bed. You can nap here." she giggled. She reached for the files on his side and placed them on the floor.

Calum awkwardly crawled into bed. He laid on his back, not wanting to move in case it distracted Claudia. He closed his eyes and let sleep take over. Not even ten minutes later, he felt something wrap around his waist. He opened his eyes and saw Claudia's leg. In his sleep he ended up laying on his side so he laid on his back, allowing her to wedge her leg between his and hug his side. They both fell into a deep slumber, wrapped up in each other's arms.

Calum woke up an hour later. Claudia was still sleeping peacefully at his side. He ran his fingers over her soft curls, but it got him thinking about wrapping her hair around his hand as he fucked her face. He pictured her clearly. A proud smirk on her face as she opened her mouth wider for him. He cursed and let go of her hair.

Claudia lifted her head and pouted. "Why did you stop playing with my hair?"

"Because I'm this close to coming in my pants." He groaned sitting up to fix his pants.

"That's okay. I can just clean up the mess." She said, nonchalantly. "You know I don't mind… cleaning you up."

Calum came up with a snarky remark only for Claudia's stomach to speak up before him.

"Sorry, I haven't eaten since breakfast, unless you count the matcha lemonde I got at the Starbucks in Target." she giggled.

"We can't have that." He said. He grabbed his phone. "Let me order you some carne asada fries."

"So food then sexy time?"

"Yes, food then sexy time."

***

After food there was no sexy time.

They were on the couch settling down to finally get it on when Ashton blew Calum's phone up, asking him to record a video of him playing the piano. They tried to ignore him, but he ended up calling Calum on the landline. He went to the guest room and put on a grey smiley face hoodie and some sweats. He propped his phone next to where he placed his songs and began playing. He began recording himself.

Half an hour passed and Claudia got restless. One of her many weaknesses was Calum playing the piano. She couldn't explain why, but seeing him play always left her wanting to get on her knees for him. She tried sitting next to him on the bench, but he shot her a warning look. She noticed Calum was in the zone so he wouldn't see what she's up to.

She ran up upstairs to get her vibrator. Before she left their room, she took off her shirt and sweatpants. She returned to the living and Calum was still playing. She sat on the couch and started taking a few selfies in the lingerie set she wore. It was a red mesh set. The bra cleverly covered her nipples while the panties did nothing to cover how much she needed Calum. It also didn't help that they were crotchless. Though they did help in giving her easy access to get herself off.

She laid on the couch, propping one leg on top of the back part while her other leg was planted on the floor. She didn't even bother teasing her clit with her fingers, she was that ready for Calum. She slid her fingers in and turned on her vibrator to the lowest setting, not wanting to have the sounds reach his phone. She sighed feeling the vibrations on her clit. With that she let her fingers get to work.

She immediately moaned out for him as she got closer to climax. Claudia felt it. She sped up her fingers and circled the vibrator on her clit roughly. She was so close. Calum's name was at the tip of her tongue when she felt nothing.

Calum towered over her, vibrator in his hand. Before Claudia could even react, he tossed her over his shoulder and carried her to their room. Seeing in her red, always left him with a hard on, especially if it was lingerie. But seeing her in a red mesh set and getting herself off? He was doomed. He desperately needed to be inside her.

He gently threw her on the bed and took off his clothes, staying in his boxers. He got on top of her and leaned down to kiss her.

They moaned into each other's mouths finally kissing how they craved. Calum held himself up in a push up position and took Claudia in, playing a movie in his head about all the positions they would be doing.

"What are you doing?" She asked. She pushed down his beanie and smoothed down his curls.

"Just wanna remember you like this for my next trip." he said quickly. He ran his fingers over the material on her breasts. Her nipples hardened as he ran his thumb over them. "I think this is my favorite set. I can still hear your whimpers from when you wore it on Valentine's Day. Nice to see you got the chocolate stain off your tits."

Claudia giggled. She sat up against the pillow and intertwined her fingers with his, making him look up at her. "What if you have the material at hand?" she asked.

"What do you mean?"

"Like, what if you had a video of us, of me in this set, doing stuff…"

Calum furrowed his eyebrows together, confused. "I don't understand."

"What if we made a sextape? You can have the video with you when you're on tour or just out of town and we can't FaceTime for whatever reason. That way you can get off."

"A sextape of us?"

"I mean yeah. Unless you can get Tyler Posey to join us or just to fuck me." she joked.

Calum laughed sarcastically at her comment. He rolled off her legs and sat across from her. "Are you sure? About us making the video. I don't want you to feel pressured."

"If I'm being honest, I wanted to make one with you when you were on tour with the Chainsmokers. I never brought it up then because we were only dating for a few months. Now we've been together for two years."

Calum sat quiet, weighing his options. He always felt bad calling her in the middle of the night when he was out of town and needy for her moans. Now with the band finally getting to go back on tour, there would be time differences that wouldn't be ideal for them. But he didn't want to risk exposing her and ruining her reputation. Being a teacher is her dream and a sex tape of her out on the internet could hinder that.

"I want to, but we can't. I don't want to risk someone hacking out iCloud accounts and releasing it to the world. It could cost you a job in the future." He said.

"I was thinking we could record it on my GoPro and just transfer the video to a USB drive. We'd store it in your safe and only take it out when you leave. I trust you, Cal." Claudia said. "If it does get leaked, we can start a couples OnlyFans, so I don't stay unemployed and you can make extra cash."

"I doubt anyone would pay for us."

"You really think your fans wouldn't pay to see how you fuck? To hear the lovely sounds you make when you come. Please, we'd be so rich."

Calum laughed. "I suppose. Jokes aside, are you really sure?'

"1000%."

"Where's your GoPro?"

Claudia clapped her hands excitedly. She hugged him and got up. She pushed the sliding door of their walk-in closet open and went inside. Where her shoes were she had a box of miscellaneous items. She rummaged through it, pulling out the small camera. She went back out and closed the door. She connected it to her computer to see how long they'd have to wait for it to charge, surprisingly it was at 85%. She placed it back on the tripod.

"All set. We just need to figure out what we're gonna do." She said,

"How about you ride my face? I always wanted to see how we look." Calum offered.

She nodded. "Then I can go down on you. Or I go down on you then you go down on me, since that way you can hard so you'll be ready to fuck me."

"Doggystyle or our usual missionary." He asked.

"Doggystyle would look hot, especially when you fuck me facing the mirror." Claudia suggested, wiggling her eyebrows.

"Doggystyle it is."

"I have one request though…"

"What is it?"

"Can you change back into the flannel and sweats you wore when you FaceTimed me at Target?"

***

Calum leaned back on his elbows, as Claudia sucked him off. He reached forward and pulled her hair into a makeshift ponytail, so the camera could get her and her ungodly mouth. He gently pushed her back as he thrusted his hips into her mouth.

"Fuck, pretty girl." he moaned loudly.

He stood up and kept fucking Claudia's mouth. He maneuvered them so that the camera got his backside as she pushed up his flannel to his waist and dug her nails into his ass. He felt close so he loosened her grip on her and let her finish him off.

Claudia jerked him off on her tongue then she slipped him back in her mouth. She swirled her tongue and bobbed her head. Calum moaned and whimpered, begging her to make him come. She only had his tip in her mouth and stroked him. His climax came out of nowhere. He whined and cursed as she continued taking him until he was empty.

Calum slowly pulled out of her. Claudia opened her mouth, proudly showing him that she swallowed every last bit of him.

"That's my pretty girl." Calum said. He bent down and kissed her. He let his hand wander down to her chest to her core. He slid his ring and middle finger in her and pulled them out. "Fuck you're ready to sit on my face aren't you pretty girl."

"Yes. I want your tongue to make me come. I missed it so much." Claudia said sweetly to him.

Calum pressed a chaste kiss on her temple. Claudia tugged him down to the floor where they had a comforter spread out to prevent them from getting tired against the hardwood floor. Their kiss deepened and without breaking their kiss, she laid him down. They kissed with so much urgency.

Finally, Claudia settled above his face, pressing her hands against the mirror doors in front of them. Calum looked up at her from between her legs with the most caring eyes. He leaned upward, needing her hips closer to his face, pressing her dripping core against his tongue.

She gasped when he dipped his tongue into her.

Claudia moaned loudly, resting her head on her arm as one of her hands dropped to his hair. She tightly gripped his curls as she swayed her hips against his tongue. He brought one of his hands to her core and slipped his ring and middle finger in her. His other hand made her way to her breasts to play with her nipples.

Claudia threw her head back and moaned his name. He groaned lowly.

“Fuck, don’t stop, right there. Fuck me so good.” Claudia panted. She wiggled her hips on his face, riding his tongue as she came. He sucked her clit through her high, making her a moaning mess.

“Holy shit, Cal,” she sighed breathlessly.

Claudia pulled away and sat on his tummy. She laid down on top of him, and felt him wrap his arms around her.

"You did so good, pretty girl." Calum whispered. He smoothed back her hair and kissed her cheek. "We can stop. With what we have, I'm good."

"I just need five minutes." Claudia mumbled. She reached over for the GoPro and turned it off while they rested.

After the five minutes passed, Calum turned on the GoPro. He gently pushed Claudia on her back. They slowly kissed.

Without pulling away from their kiss, Calum placed her leg on his shoulder. One of his hands made its way back to her hips and lazily ran his finger tips around her core, sending her goosebumps all over. With the other, he balanced himself so he wouldn't squish her.

She sighed against his lips; she could never get tired of how his lips felt against hers. She pulled away and gasped as he pulled his middle and ring fingers out of her.

Claudia rolled her eyes as he exaggeratedly licked his fingers clean. She pushed his hand down and leaned down to kiss him. She moaned as his fingers fucked into her at a deliciously slow pace. Her hips followed Calum’s fingers. In a matter of minutes she was close.

“Cal—”

“I know, pretty girl.” He pressed his thumb against her clit and increased his pace.

“Sh—Calum.” She moaned out. She gripped his hand as she came.

"Hands and knees, pretty girl." Calum said. He leaned down and kissed her before he sat on his knees.

Claudia stood on her knees and fixed her panties. She laid on her stomach with her ass in the air.

He took his time stroking himself as he lined up with Claudia’s entrance. With one hand on her hip, he used the other to guide his cock. He rubbed his length up and down her slit. Claudia knew this was him getting back at her as he continued to run his tip up and down her folds.

She looked over her shoulder to him and pouted as he continued to tease her. “Cal.” she whined.

“I need to get hard.”

Before she could make a remark, he roughly pushed himself inside her. “Shit!”

“That’s what I thought, pretty girl.”

Calum used both hands to grip her hips. He leaned down, pulling Claudia’s back to his chest as he kissed her shoulder. He slowly started thrusting his hips, letting her get used to him. She kept her eyes shut as he fucked her.

“Fuck.” Calum moaned out.

His lips kissed all over her neck as he continued to fuck Claudia. She rocked back against him, meeting his thrusts.

“Fucking missed you, Claudia.” He whispered in her ear. Calum shifted his hips as he thrusted into her. The new angle hitting her in the spot that made her a moaning mess.

“Please, fuck—.” Claudia moaned out, not being able to finish what she was saying.

She pushed back rougher to meet his thrusts. He gripped her hips with one hand while the other went down to her clit. Calum worked his fingers roughly as he pushed his hips into Claudia.

He buried his face in her neck, kissing her sweet spot. Her quiet praises filled the room, egging him on. She quietly whimpered his name, lazily meeting his thrusts before her orgasm took over. Calum followed soon after. With a few thrusts, he pushed himself deep inside Claudia, spilling every last drop in her.

Calum pulled out of her and plopped next to her. Claudia reached over for the GoPro and turned it off. She curled up to his side, closing her eyes. She felt a soft fabric over her back as Calum undid her bra. She frowned that she only felt the fabric on her back. She opened her eyes and giggled.

"You wore the flannel the whole time?" She asked him.

"You said you wanted me to wear it." He argued.

"Yeah when I sucked your dick, not the entirety of our sex tape."

"I didn't hear you complain. In fact you were telling how good I was."

"I doubt it."

"I can prove it to you. We literally have it on tape, Claudia."

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testsuitedee · 2 years

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An insane number of court-ordered community service hours had left Dickie with a lot of time to think about… well, everything. And he could only contemplate his own personal life while stabbing trash alongside the highway for so long before it got old, so it made sense that he’d raced through an internally philosophical phase for a while. Just didn’t mean that he’d ever figured out what to believe. “I don’t know,” he replied, grin wide as he stared at Turiya’s flaming face. “It could all be a trick of a mind, couldn’t it? Like, some weird consciousness trying to make human beings feel superior by telling us we have an internal purpose, giving us the drive to keep on truckin’. When in reality it’s just electric zaps of synapses firing and random brain electrodes… or something.” He could memorize political speeches, but he’d severely tanked in high school biology. A heavy shrug jerked his shoulders and Dickie shook his head a little. “But I hope we actually have souls. Some kinda unique essence floating around inside each of us…”

His gaze strayed, following the cluster of people as they made it back to their car and settled in to eat, radio cranked to create the hazy sound of indiscernible music filtering back towards the taco truck. “I’ve never tried the chicken here,” he started, expression half-surprised in himself as he blinked back to Turiya. Dickie’s head tilted and he gave the menu a brief glance, pointing out his own order. “I always get beef. The carne asada tacos are bomb. It’s only three to a plate and they’re kinda small, but totally worth it. They do burritos Cali style here, too, though,” he suggested, pointing out that footnote option on the menu as well. “You could have fries wrapped up in the whole deal, if you’re into that.” An enticing up-down wiggle of his brows before he stepped up close to the window and rattled off his usual, additionally asking for a couple beers while holding up two fingers. Dickie looked back expectantly at Turiya, waiting for her to add on what she wanted.

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xrosebloomx · 3 years

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[BRUNA MARQUENZINE,TWENTY-FIVE, CIS FEMALE ] who just got accepted? oh, it’s just the new student [ IZABEL LIVEIRA ]. [ SHE/HER ] is/are originally from [ RIO DE JANEIRO, BRAZIL ] and they’re apparently a/an [ SIREN ]. did you hear their focus is [ PSYCHIC INFLICTION AND TELEPATHY] ? that’s probably how they got in. they remind me of [ CALMING WATERS, DOE EYES IN THE WORLD OF CHAOS, PEDALS OF A FLOWER FALLING SLOWLY, SCENTED LAVENDER PERFUME]

( banner made by Lea)

BASICS

NAME: Izabel Liveira AGE: 25 BIRTHDATE: January 21, 1995 SIGN: Aquarius SPECIES: Siren GENDER: Cisfemale ORIENTATION: demi sexual PROFESSION: Student LOCATION: Acadia

PHYSICAL

HAIR: long wave length curls, dark brown. EYES: warm dark brown. HEIGHT: 5’7″

MARKINGS: scars against her skin from when she was a child, a small line on her back. shoulder tattoo of a flower, x

FAMILY

RELATIONSHIP STATUS: single SIBLINGS: Belmira Liveira ( older sister, alive ) PARENTS: -

SKILLS

PHYSICAL PROWESS: Her body is lean, she does have some muscle defining in her legs, as she does love to swim. She keeps her body in good shape, keeping up with her stamina and exercises. SPOKEN LANGUAGES: Portuguese, Spanish, English. HOBBIES: Swimming, she enjoys rising in the morning to go for a run. Plays the violin, and is quite the artist in it. Loves music, classical and instrumental.

TRAITS

POSITIVE: brave, intuitive, intelligent, mysterious, artistic NEGATIVE: introverted, self conscious, naïve, trustworthy, temperamental

PREFERENCES

COLORS: lilac sunrise, shades of orange, pink, blue. Rainbows, aqua colored oceans, grey storms. SMELLS: ocean breeze, fresh coffee grounds, woodfire smoke burning, lilacs and daisy gardens. DRINKS: Freshly made smoothies, ice tea, lemonade, anything fruity with alcohol. FOOD: bruschetta, carne asada with chimichurri, fried plantains, pasta, seafood.

OTHER

FUN FACTS: dislikes the night time, afraid of the dark, still has nightmares that wake her from sleep, plays the violin almost every day. She is very into her own space and likes her freedom. Has a collection of flowers, and her own garden she takes care of. Very intelligent and the top of her studies. Cannot control her psychic infliction and at times loses herself to the reality she creates. Family saying : we’re family, we are one together.

CHARACTERS:

HUNGER GAMES : Peeta - hunger games THE AVENGERS - Wanda maximoff FEARS: to become something she is not, to disappoint, to be alone. TRIGGERS : none

BIO - (PARENTAL DEATH TW)

The world around her seemed to always be straight out of a fairytale, her imagination and the ability to be creative in her thoughts. The sky was the limit, as a child she was full of life. She saw the world through eyes of innocence, to naturally care, and help others. The child that came a long time after the first born. A bond that formed between the first and the last. The beauty of her lineage, the line of her family, Liveira. Born to parents who were sirens, their species was the very kind that was written in books. Truly she believed that love was real, and didn’t come to fully understand what species she was. Her parents waited to tell her when she was older. When they eventually told her, she wondered growing up if that was why people gravitated towards her, was it her personality or simply because she could lure others in? Izabel didn’t want to believe in what they could do as sirens. They weren’t the kind that killed, they didn’t lead people to their death? right?

So she studied, read books, looked into the family line, family name. We’re family, we are one together. That was said throughout her childhood, and still stayed true. Her abilities began to develop and she wasn’t sure she could control them. She felt like she wasn’t meant to be a siren. The very thought of what her powers could do, scared her. But she stayed positive, she had her family’s support. Family is all that mattered. until.....it’s broken.

It wasn’t until the death of her parents, that had everything she believed in come crashing down. Her sister had left long before, and it was a time in which Iza needed her most. After all they were always together? not once separated, but she left, and for that reason, she harbored resentment. Life came crashing down, and she just wanted her sister. The death of her parents greatly affected her, and she hasn’t quite gotten over it, nor coped well with it. It affected her powers even, that her psychic infliction was difficult to maintain. When her sister had come back, Iza was not the same person, constantly on edge, looking for definition, for someone to hear her, for someone to comfort. Maybe that had been too much to ask for, and it resulted in pieces, pieces that her sister had tried to mend. but could it?

When her sister arrived, she had taken a job as a professor to a place called Acadia , a place in which her kind, the species of Sirens can improve their abilities, learn and grow. Iza hesitated at first, but eventually she gave in. Joining the academy as a student, she hoped would help her.

PERSONALITY Izabel is quiet, reserved, and very intuitive. She still sees the world through innocent eyes, not quite sure if everything is as bad as it seems. Even with the loss of her parents, she struggles between acceptance and holding on to the grief. She is a woman of peace, understanding, she is much like the calm after the storm. She is afraid to lose the last piece of herself, and isn’t sure if she will get through this. Though she has the support of her sister, she still longs for the bond they once had. a friendship. friendly to those she meets, her body language speaks louder than her words. At times she can be a bit of an enigma, her mind solely focusing on her studies, but creates whatever she can put to her imagination. Often times she speaks as she is in a daze but that doesn’t mean she isn’t listening. She can be your best friend, the one who is there for you during your darkest hour. She knows pain, suffering, and understands it. However, once you break her trust, deceive her, or even come after her sister, you will see a different side of her. One that is the exact opposite of a calm girl, as they say the quiet ones are the ones to look out for.

CONNECTIONS

Friends to lovers - tho prepare for angst, because she’s not that easy to fall. enemies to friends, possibly more? - the kind that annoys the other, but builds on the dislike?

You understand me - a connection that is unspoken, and simply on a level that can grow into love. platonic or romantic. take care - Dana - someone who helps her come out of her shell, makes her smile. Assistant - perhaps she assists any of the professors , or does school work duty to help out the students.

Fellow sirens - she has grown close or a liking to your character, and becomes quite intrigued by them.

HONESTLY OPEN TO ANYTHING. hmu <3333

#intro #izabel intro #acadiahqintro #parental death tw #sldkafjsldf

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youllneverknowrac · 4 years

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Oscar Diaz-Lockdown

Requested from Wattpad

“When are you gonna let me pick you up and take you out?” Oscar Diaz asks on the other end of the line as you face time him. The two of you having this playful and flirtatious banter going on for the past few weeks. You had always known about the Santo, your two brothers Ruby and Mario close with each Diaz brother. However you didn’t officially meet him until you attended one of his party’s, Oscar not letting you leave until you two exchanged numbers.

“I don’t know, how many other girls are you asking that same question?” You smile with a tilt of you head, your phone resting on your vanity mirror as you do your make up for no reason. Already chatting with him for 34 minutes.

“Three, but I make sure to ask you first.” He jokes

“Que caballeroso.” You laugh,”Let’s say I agree to this hypothetical date...where are you gonna take me?”

“Well I already know you’re a drinker and smoker.” He smirks,”I’m thinking we hit up a bar, get a few beers in us and then drive around with not one but two blunts. I’ll even throw in a torta for you. With carne asada fries.”

“Very tempting. Alcohol, weed, and food. You know me well.” You smile as you lean in closer to the mirror, putting on your eyelashes with ease,”Fine, I’ll let you take me out. Don’t make me regret it.”

“You won’t.” He smirks, taking in your finished appearance,”I’ll pick you up Friday. Six o’clock.”

“Okay.” You smile and reach for your phone since your face was finished, smiling into it.

“You look sexy mami, I like those lashes.” He compliments, as if you two have been together for years already, causing you to groan as you get flustered,”Wear them on our date for me.”

“Stop.” You laugh softly,”And okay I...” you start to say getting cut off by Oscar after he gets a text.

“Aye, Ima call you back. I gotta go, something is up with one of the homies.” He says quickly,”Is my brother at your house?”

“No, it’s just me here. Is everything okay?” You ask concernedly

“I’m not sure. I’ll hit you up in a bit though...do me a favor and just stay inside.” He replies, hanging up as soon as the words leave his mouth.

You sigh to yourself and put away all the items you used before leaving the confinement’s of your room and going to the kitchen to grab something to drink. Ruby, Jamal, Monse, and Jasmine walking in seconds later.

“Cesar ain’t with you guys?” You ask as they make themselves comfortable on the couches.

“No.” Your little brother simply says, not going into detail.

“Well somethings going on in the neighborhood, I’m not sure what exactly, but don’t go out right now. Any of you.” You warn as you close the fridge after grabbing a bottle of water,”I’ll be in my room if you need me.”

“Okay, I guess we’ll be in here after that vague warning. Did mom leave us money for pizza?”

“If I knew more I would obviously say something.” You retort,”And yes she did. I’ll order it later.” You add, Ruby waving you off to your room after.

You’re laying in bed scrolling through your phone when you hear some commotion coming from the living room a bit later. The front door being repeatedly opened and closed causing you to sit up and look around before deciding to go see what was up.

“What’s going on?!” You ask, the same time as Oscar bust through the door.

“One time!” He shouts, the teens all yelping in response. An announcement from the LAPD following seconds later about a lockdown which causes you to groan. Oscar not paying attention to you as he looks out the window.

“I said, I can’t believe we’re stuck in the house with Oscar!” Jamal yells loudly, not being able to hide the laugh that escaped your mouth as Ruby’s phone goes off.

He answers it and talks to your guys mom, the two of you walking into the kitchen while everybody else gets situated in the living room. Glancing over your shoulder when you hear the stressed out Diaz brother talk about personal space. The short conversation comes to a end and you follow behind Ruby, looking around at all the seat options before sliding yourself in between Oscar and Jamal. Not focusing on the chitchatting about snacks as you admire the fit body next to you. Well until he opens his mouth to speak that is.

“Is that the sandwich?” He asks with a wave of his finger

“No it’s me. I got the egg booty coughs.” Jasmine answers with a shaky voice, causing you to gag in response.

“Oh, I sear to God, if you don’t go away!” Oscar snaps as he leans away from her and into you.

“Okay.” She answers and runs away into Ruby’s room.

“She went into my room didn’t she?” He asks as he looks up at the ceiling.

“Sorry.” You tell him sincerely, Oscar still leaning against you as his phone goes off.

“Where can I take this?” He ask no one in particular

“There’s no one in the bathroom.” You reply, Oscar nodding his head in understanding. Placing his large hand on your thigh and giving it a squeeze before using it to push himself up.

“Que onda?” He asks into the receiver, his voice fading as he closes the door.

It’s been a while, Oscar still in the bathroom as you guys head over to the dining room table. Jasmine doing a little uncomfortable dance,” I have to pee so bad. And I’m sprouting major turtle head. Will someone tell Oscar to get out of the bathroom?” She pleads

“I can’t listen to this.” You say in disgust,” I’ll go get him.” You shudder as you stand up and speed walk away. Lightly knocking on the bathroom door when you reach it,”Oscar?” You ask softly,”Is everything okay?” When you don’t get a reply you take a deep breath and push open the door.

“I’m fucking doing...oh eres tu.” He sighs as he leans back against the counter. Messaging with someone before he puts his phone away,”I didn’t mean to yell, I’m just frustrated. Nobody knows where my brother is and his phone ain’t working.”

“I just wanted to see why you were taking so long, and I’m sure Cesar is somewhere safe. You don’t have to be worried, he’s a smart kid.” You tell him with a soft smile,”Are you done in here? Because I think Jasmine is about to have an accident on herself.”

“Yeah, I’m done. I’m sure we’ll hear from him soon.”

“Come on, come chill with us. It’ll keep your mind off of things.” You grin, grabbing a hold of his long hanging belt and pulling him forward. Oscar smirking as he lets you bring him out to join the others who started a game of Marry/Fuck/Kill. You and Oscar busting out laughing at Ruby’s words as you let go of him, the two of you looking around the table in amusement.

“Uh...you want to play?” Jamal asks

“No thanks.” You decline with another laugh, Oscar being the opposite as he agrees.

“I’ll kill you. I’d kill you. I’d kill you.” He says going around the table, Jasmine giving him a provocative dance so he could give another answer,”I’d still kill you.” He chuckles, turning his body to yours with his finger in your face,”I’d smash you and then marry you. No need to kill you.” He smirks, giving the table one more look before he goes back into the bathroom.

“Um I’ll be in my room.” You say awkwardly, your face probably red at this point. Not bothering to let anybody respond as you dart off, trying to close the door but it gets stopped by a foot. Oscar sneaking in and shutting it with a look of amusement on his face,”I hate you, stop making me blush.” You whine as you let your head fall forward on his chest,”It’s not cool.”

“I like watching you squirm.” He admits with a chuckle.

“Eres tan molesto.” You groan and take a step away from him

“Annoying? Is that right?” He asks smugly,”I got you to agree to go on a date with me, so I can’t be that bad.”

“That’s because you wouldn’t stop asking me.” You smile as you slide on to your desk and sit on it, crossing your arms,”I figured this would be the best way to get you to stop.”

“You were just playing hard to get, you didn’t want to say yes too fast.” He says knowingly,”You don’t have to front mami, I know you like me.”

“Is that right?” You ask,” I like you hm?”

“You do.” He answers,”It’s okay, you don’t have to admit it right now, but you will after I win you over on our date.”

“You’re so sure of yourself.” You comment, reaching for him as he gets closer. Your hands gripping his black muscle shirt as he stands in between your legs,”Good thing your instincts are right though.” You smile, surprising yourself by making the first move and pressing your mouth to his. Your lips moving in perfect sync with his as his arms wrap around you. The two of you fitting together like a puzzle piece. The make out session getting a bit heated causing you to put a stop to it,”Let’s save some for Friday.”

“Let me get one more.” Oscar says, not letting you answer as he steals one more kiss. Cesar’s voice coming from the living room after the front door is once again being opened and slammed.

“Told ya he would be fine.”

“Doesn’t sound so fine out there.” Oscar tells you as he moves away and opens your bedroom door. The teens all arguing amongst each other about who knows what,”Talk later?”

“Yeah, for sure.” You smile, letting him go join his brother and the others.

“Y’all messed up!” You hear him shout out, the screaming coming to a stop before he goes over to Cesar, the two of them leaving a few moments later after an exchange of words.

“Best lockdown ever.” You grin to yourself, a smile etched onto your face for the rest of the day. Oscar keeping his promise and calling you a few hours later.

#spooky diaz #spooky x reader #netflix on my block #on my block imagines #netflix #freeridge #omb #one shot #omb season 3 #on my block season 3 #oscar diaz x reader #oscar diaz

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dorito · 3 years

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Canada

A list I made forever ago about my trip to Canada

PEANUT FREE MAPLE COOKIES

diarrhea

and the next day, constipation

lost my stylus for my ds

dug in the icy snow with my knees and legs

got bruises all over my legs because i did that

swam in the snow

made the Great Wall of Canada in my cousin's backyard

played with my 2-year old niece :]

helped her learn to say "om nom nom" and to clean her mouth

size 3 boots. didn't even know my feet were that small!

soaked my boots from the snow

left them boots outside and accidentally froze them

snowboarding

absolutely yummy sukiyaki beef at Edo, which is like the healthier Japanese version of Panda Express

cried inside from the ridiculously high prices of a Canadian McDonald's

Poutine? or something from KFC. it's fries gravy and super melted mozarella cheese. it's like carne asada fries.

Boston Pizza

wore my niece's dora the explorer backpack. surprisingly, i wasn't ashamed haha

supermarket inside chinatown within a mall. INCEPTION.

watched the same children's dvd over and over and over for 5 hours straight. yeah, i went crazy.

otot yeehee

i was slapped by my niece because my brother tickled her feet, and she doesn't like that. AND SHE THOUGHT I DID IT.

bloody nose

hunted :3

slept in the basement, which was basically enveloped in snow

BUTTER. for some reason, the butter there just tastes so much better than here. maybe that's why paula deen loves butter!!! haha

went in a Canadian superstore heeheehee

and a Canadian Wal-Mart

Tim Horton's is like their version of Starbucks and McDonald's

amusement park and ice-skating rink inside the mall

took creepy pictures with mi hermano

wore a thermal as pants. haha instead of leggings as pants.

did not miss America

loved the weather

walked on a giant frozen lake

wore XXL size pants 'cause it is APPARENTLY too big for mi hermana

took freakin' creepy pictures in the dark with mi hermano

finally met my gay cousin and stupid cousin

had my last piece of meat ;__;

suffered under gravity

screamed for help in the bathroom

I was happy.

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davecall93 · 4 years

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Teddy (2)

“They still fit. But they’re tight…”

Coach growled. “What are you doing wrong?” He wrapped his arms around Teddy, cupped his emergent gut and shook it. “Scrawny.”

“I just do as I’m told.”

“Turn around.”

Teddy turned around. Coach crouched down and put his face at level with the button of Teddy’s shorts that still held against the strain of Teddy’s growing waistline. “Why won’t you pop off you little motherfucker? You’re so close.”

It was noon. Coach had played some tennis that morning. When he returned, Teddy asked him jokingly when he would be allowed to go out again. He had not left Coach’s since the first night, while Coach lived his usual life. It had been two weeks.

“When I have to buy you new clothes.”

“Isn’t that now?”

“Let’s see.” Coach went to the laundry room and came back with the shorts and shirt Teddy had been wearing that first day.

“Looks like today is not your day of deliverance, fatty. No pop, no leave. My work here is not done.”

Teddy grinned. “Guess I’ll just have to stay emprisoned.” He then remembered that actually the question was somewhat important. “You know, Coach, I have an apartment I have to move out of at the end of next month.”

“What’s the complex?”

“Fairwood.”

“Oh.” Coach shrugged. "My family owns it.”

“Are you serious?”

“Yes.”

“So I can just get my security deposit back without a walk through?”

“One phone call to my mother, and I could get you on the deed.”

“Really?”

“No, we keep the assets in house. And she would be depressed to see her favorite child had settled with someone so beneath him.”

Coach sat on the bed. “Now what the fuck are we going to do about that button?”

Teddy stood silent as Coach looked at him. He waited for Coach to realize that he should probably just prepare him a meal and…

“You know, fatty, I am going to take you out. You do need some fresh air. We’re gonna burst that button off and you’re gonna get some scenery. Get dressed.”

***

Coach drove Teddy to an old restaurant in the gay neighborhood of the city half an hour outside the college town. Teddy noticed that his shorts were more uncomfortable and tried to say so to Coach.

“Don’t placate me. You’re gonna eat like you were rescued from a stranded wagon party. Have you been to Follies?”

“No. I had friends who used to make trips to drag night."

“I used to go when I would come home from college and get blow jobs in the bathroom from the little twinks hanging around.”

“Serious?”

“Yeah, but don’t worry, fatty. I wouldn’t ask a teddy bear to do a twink’s job. I don’t think I could fit both of us into a bathroom stall. I.” Coach turned his head and winked at Teddy in the driver’s seat. When he turned his head back, he put his hand on Teddy’s thigh.

Follie’s was a sprawling restaurant, with a dining room, bar, stage and patio. It was busy with the brunch crowd, and Teddy watched as Coach flirted aggressively with the host, who was looked like a bookish twink.

“It’ll take an hour to be seated but they said I can get you drunk at the bar.”

“Did they say that?”

“I think they said I can do whatever I want with you. Come along.”

The bartender, a rough-hewn man with a smoker’s cough, welcomed Coach. “Ah! Look everyone it’s Hewie! Where have you been the last two weeks?”

Coach smiled and nodded to Teddy. “This one’s been keeping me out of trouble. Teddy this is Cal. He’s a fixture here.” Cal warmly shook Teddy’s hand.

“What can I get you boys?”

“I’m driving, Cal, so just an iced tea for me. Teddy here will have a tequila sunrise.”

“Yes, sir.”

When Cal had moved down to the other end of the bar, Coach said, “I should be putting some white russians in you but I don’t want you getting sick. I just want to make sure you’re hungry enough that I’m not wasting any money taking you out.”

“No worries. I know you’re on a budget…Hewie”

Coach’s face turned hard and Teddy knew that meant if they were at home he would get punished for being fresh.

“The name is Hubert, and it’s a good name for someone with my looks and jawline.” Like Teddy is for someone with your waistline.”

***

Coach ordered two burgers with fries and a large salad to split, “since no one wants just a side of salad.” He got Teddy a milkshake and avocado and bacon on his burger. The waiter thanked them and walked away from the table

“No nachos?” joked Teddy.

Without a second’s hesitation, Coach got up from the table and darted to the waiter catching him on his way to key it in. Teddy noticed that his mannerism were flirtatious, putting his hand on the waiter’s arm and smiling thankfully as he made his request.

Coach returned to the table. “Your order Is in. Carne asada nachos with extra meat.”

“Jesus Christ. I hope you’re planning on eating some of those.”

“I love a good nacho. One or two. Maybe three.”

“Are you gonna eat that burger?”

“Half of it. They’re excellent. Very large though.”

“And your fries?”

“Also very good. I can’t resist having a small handful when I’m here.”

“And what happens with the rest of it?”

“You know how I hate waste, darling Teddy.” Coach smiled at him. “And I want to give you this chance to win your button’s freedom.” Teddy felt Coach’s foot, removed from its flip flop, lift and poke him in the stomach under the table. “I mean yours.”

When the food came, Coach ate mostly salad and some bites of his burger, frequently distracted Teddy. The food was delicious, and Teddy could not help but put on a little show for Coach, picking up multiple fries at once, dipping them in his shake and shoving them in his mouth. When he thought no one was looking, he picked up some nacho in his left hand and his burger in the right. Deliberately, he stuffed the nachos in his mouth and then the burger.

Coach did not take his eyes off of him.

A few minutes later, Teddy began to slow down. “I don’t know, Coach…” he said leaning back.

Coach filled his water glass with the carafe left at the table. He handed it to Teddy. “Go for it.”

Teddy took a breath, lifted the glass, and gulped. When he put it down, he stifled a groan and took some short breaths.

“Coach…I think I’m free.”

After Coach settled the check and gathered the to go boxes of what was left, Teddy, breathing shallowly, got out of the booth. The button from his shorts had popped off, and when Coach saw he gave Teddy the boxes to hide it and steered him to the car.

At home, as Teddy laid naked on the bed digesting, Coach exploded all over him. He had been blue-balling since Teddy had said, “I don’t know, Coach…”

As he wiped Teddy off, all he could do was repeat again and again, “Good, good boy…"

#gainer stories #gainerfiction #male weight gain

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tintoki · 3 years

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1st sem: finals day

the last day of school was good. I woke up around 5:30 am to study and review for the exam. The setting was dark and cozy and comfortable; I had my candle lit as I reviewed. I missed 1 question! I felt good when I was checking my answers and seeing how many I was getting right. Hard work paid off!

second class was just busy texting my friends during class lol.

after class: shelly, jazel, and i celebrated the end of the semester by hanging out at that one famous street in SD with lots of good food restaurants. we went to balboa park! that was nice. we laughed a lot. one guy said our food looked good while we ate lol. we hung out and took photos.

afterwards, we went home and hit traffic. we talked about random things in the car, like hsm and disney, and then laughed a lot.

at the parking lot, i thanked shelly for driving. later that afternoon, alex and I went to ross and got carne asada fries. we also watched the first rurouni kenshin movie. i slept early that day because i was tired.

saturday, alex and i went to the gym and I met jen. afterwards, we went home and I showered and took a long nap. I packed a little more when i woke up. I ate one more time then headed out for the airport.

overall, my first semester ending was good. I was able to finish up everything so I was able to study for a week, but i’m sure the next semester will be harder (much harder. I don’t even know how I survived my first semester. I don’t know how I’ll survive the next one). my group/team was good to work with, and all the group stuff was completed beforehand. presentations were done and went well. i had my group study and then tried to speak to no one afterwards. as of current, I have 4/5 A’s... my last class should be an A too, but my teacher is so old, I feel like she does not know how to input grades online. -_-...

Although I’m worried for next semester, I hope I can somehow figure out how to improve in my studies and grow as a student nurse. it’s going to be hard, and as much as I am scared, I hope I can endure it and take it head on.

#prsnl #life as a student RN

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lavenderdandelionsalad · 4 years

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Today’s foods

Oof, I had junk food in the fridge needing to be eaten and went out to a Tex Mex restaurant tonight. Those fries were singing to me, and heed their call I did :) Ah well, if I gain I gain. I would rather gain a bit and have enjoyed a dinner with my family than lost weight and stayed home sniffling into a bowl of salad.

Breakfast

TVP vegan pot pie: 500

Sugar free gatorade: 5

Lunch

1/4 cup cottage cheese: 40

Bowl of arrabiata pasta: 400

Dinner

14 chips with pico de gallo: 280

Carne asada fries: 850

Total of 2085 today, yikes. Way higher than my goal. Well, I walked a TON around the mall today because at 23, you can still lose your mom in the mall apparently. She had my phone. I paced the first floor of Macy’s and the 2nd floor 3 times. Got wiped. Escalators were broken, have been for years. But I got some stair climbing in.

I set my calorie goal at an even 1100 a day. Burned 315 with exercise and was 669 over. Haven’t had a cheat day in a week so this was fine. Work is starting soon, and with all that walking, I should burn about 1500 with all the walking there.

Although I ate a ton of calories, I’m happy that I didn’t just load up on ice cream and crap foods. Like that pot pie had a ton of calories because it was super dense with protein. The tomatoes in the pasta were healthy, the fries were covered in veggies and such. High calorie but healthy. I’m happy with that. Progress isn’t always weight loss.

And I didn’t have any sweets cravings today!

#today's foods #meal plan #food log

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fatherjerusalem · 4 years

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social distance tag – tagged by the weird and wonderful @thelillykane

are you staying home from work/school?

I... I’m one of those that is actually working from home right now, and will be continuing to do so for the foreseeable future. It’s definitely weird, but I have to say getting to sleep in an extra two hours every day is pretty sweet.

if you’re staying home, who is with you?

Um, no one. Just me, and the 50 or so people who call me every day.

who would be your ideal quarantine mate?

I don’t know. I wouldn’t mind a doggo, I guess? And obviously everything is made better by the presence of my best friend - but that wouldn’t be very social distancing of us, so texting is the way to go right now. (plus she lives, like, literally across the country from me, so)

are you a homebody?

It’s shocking to realize just how little changed from my “normal” life to my “quarantined” life.

(It’s not that shocking)

an event you were looking forward to that got canceled?

Sports is the big one. Opening day of baseball. The NCAA tourney. NBA playoffs. MLS.... sports. Big time.

what movies have you watched recently?

Movies? Nothing really. But I did just rewatch Person of Interest, and am currently rewatching Friday Night Lights.

what shows are you watching?

Oh. Um. See above answer.

what music are you listening to?

Sadly I’m not able to listen to a ton of music, because I can’t really *listen* to things while I’m at work, so that defeats the point of having music on.

what are you reading?

tumblr. reddit. fic. the same stuff I always read.

what are you doing for self-care?

Um video games? Treating myself to carne asada fries? I guess those count?

I tag... um. @elliebear75, @happilyshanghaied, @theawkwardterrier, @imkait (lol are you even still alive kait?), and...... @somefeministtheatrepls

#jer in real life #quarantine #life in quarantine

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stevie-baby · 5 years

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@satans-helper thank you for tagging me love! This week has been rough, I have had a shit day looking for jobs, but now I’ve got a beer and I’m answering this because self care or whatever. Leggo!

1. What is your middle name?

Marlene

2. How old are you?

3. When is your birthday?

August 20th

4. What is your zodiac sign?

Leo sun; Capricorn rising; Taurus moon

5. What is your favourite colour?

Orange

6. What’s your lucky number?

8 or 20

7. Do you have any pets?

not any more :( but growing up I had a corgi mix named Lulu. She was dope. Fun lil origin story about her: my mom missed the majority of my first birthday becuase she had to stay late at work becuase her coworker’s dog was having puppies and had to leave early. My mom was like “Angela if I’m gonna be late for my kids birthday celebration can I at least get first pick of the puppies?” So when the puppies were finally able to go to different homes, my mom sat little one year old me in their pen to let me pick the one we’d take home. Something drew me to the runt of the litter (maybe it was the fact that she didn’t straight up attack me like her brothers and sisters) and she lived a happy 16 and a half years with us.

8. Where are you from?

Southern California

9. How tall are you?

5'6

10. What shoe size are you?

Womens 11 but I usually wear a mens 9.5 because I have wide feet

11. How many pairs of shoes do you own?

Like 7 pairs (none of which are cowboy boots or gogo boots which is a travesty)

12. What was your last dream about?

I don’t remember but I know it wasn’t anything malicious, so that’s good.

13. What talents do you have?

I play instruments and I sing. I also do art occasionally.

14. Are you psychic in any way?

I wouldn’t say psychic but I am pretty in tune with the universe. But I do also have dreams that have to do with fertility that are like super heavy with symbolism and are oddly prophetic. I call them my egg dreams. If y’all wanna hear about them I make a post about them or something.

15. Favourite song?

At the moment it is When the Levee Breaks by Led Zeppelin

16. Favourite movie?

Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure

17. Who would be your ideal partner?

Honestly? Honestly??? Sam Kiszka. I’ve always been into bassists and lanky boys with long dark hair, so he’s perfect. Also, I love his personality. He’s just magnetic and Joy is a lucky gal :)

18. Do you want children?

Not really. I’m 19, barely an adult, so kids aren’t in my plans right now. I’m not sure if they’ll ever be in my plans. But if I do decide I want children one day, I would want to have more than one because I am an only child and I wouldn’t want that for my kid. It gets lonely and I will never know or understand the bond that siblings have. Also I’d want adopt and foster some kids.

19. Do you want a church wedding?

Nope unless you count a chapel in Vegas as a church wedding.

20. Are you religious?

Not religious, never grew up practising anything, but I’m spiritual.

21. Have you ever been to the hospital?

Ooof I was always in and out of the hospital. I was always sick or getting injured.

22. Have you ever got in trouble with the law?

Not yet

23. Have you ever met any celebrities?

Quite a few. The most memorable experiences were pouring champagne for Drake Bell when I worked at the country club and when Jack Barakat from All Time Low and Ashley Purdy from Back Veil Brides were hitting on my mom,

24. Baths or showers?

Baths are really therapeutic but I feel bad because I’m not conserving water :(

25. What color socks are you wearing?

I’m barefoot babey ;) I’m starting to feel this beer

26. Have you ever been famous?

Nope

27. Would you like to be a big celebrity?

Maybe, but probably not

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Documenting that I’m now on my second Modelo, just so y’all know.

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28. What type of music do you like?

All types honestly. I stray more toward rock though.

29. Have you ever been skinny dipping?

Let me tell you the story. So yes, I have skinny dipped. I was very not sober that night, much like tonight, and I was at a sleepover at my friend’s house on the lake. So all of us drunk 16 year olds were like “FUCK YEAH” and skinny dipped on the coldest night in February. It was transcendent. Later that night I gave myself a stck n poke tattoo :)

30. How many pillows do you sleep with?

3 of em. One under my head, one between my knees, and one to hug

31. What position do you usually sleep in?

on my side, spoonin a pillow

32. How big is your house?

Big enough :)

33. What do you typically have for breakfast?

coffee and OCCASIONALLY a plain eggo waffle

34. Have you ever fired a gun?

yup. took a gun safety class.

35. Have you ever tried archery?

yeah

36. Favourite clean word?

apothecary

37. Favorite swear word?

fuck (issa classic)

38. What’s the longest you’ve ever gone without sleep?

74 hours. I was tweaking HARD and crying my fucking eyes out

39. Do you have any scars?

Yup

40. Have you ever had a secret admirer?

this would be a good time for someone to confess their love for me 👀

41. Are you a good liar?

I’m fantastic at lying

42. Are you a good judge of character?

I’d like to think so

43. Can you do any other accents other than your own?

a lot of em

44. Do you have a strong accent?

I was back in California for 4 and a half months, so my valley girl accent came back and stronger than ever.

45. What is your favourite accent?

Australian or Midwestern

46. What is your personality type?

old man in a teenage girl’s body

47. What is your most expensive piece of clothing?

One of my formal dresses that was like $120

48. Can you curl your tongue?

yee

49. Are you an innie or an outie?

innie

50. Left or right-handed?

I’m ambidextrous

51. Are you scared of spiders?

not particularly

52. Favourite food?

Bean and cheese burrito or carne asada fries

53. Favourite foreign food?

Mexican food, but Chinese food is also near and dear to me (they’re kinda not foreign to me because I’m Chinese and Mexican

54. Are you a clean or messy person?

I’m messy in an organized way.

55. Most used phrase?

“Fuckin siiiiiiick, dude” and yes I sound like Nick Colletti when I say it. No, I’m not doing an impression, I’m just from SoCal and sound like a skater dude

56. Most used word?

fuck

57. How long does it take for you to get ready?

About an hour or so

58. Do you have much of an ego?

I’m a Leo and I fit the description

59. Do you suck or bite lollipops?

Lick

60. Do you talk to yourself?

Uh yeah who doesn’t????

61. Do you sing to yourself?

Always

62. Are you a good singer?

I’m not bad ;) I’m just a bit out of practice

63. Biggest Fear?

failure i guess i dunno

64. Are you a gossip?

I was going to say no but I can’t lie. I don’t spread shit, but I’ll listen to some tea.

65. Best dramatic movie you’ve seen?

Mid 90s was pretty intense. I dunno that’s the only one coming to mind at the momento

66. Do you like long or short hair?

depends on my mood

67. Can you name all 50 states of America?

I’m just gonna say no.

68. Favourite school subject?

History or science! Loved em

69. Extrovert or Introvert?

Major introvert

70. Have you ever been scuba diving?

Hell naw. I can’t even watch underwater scenes in movies because I get anxious and I feel like I’m drowning

71. What makes you nervous?

Love/being loved

72. Are you scared of the dark?

Lil bit

73. Do you correct people when they make mistakes?

yup and I do it politely so people can learn from it because I’m not a fuckin dick and I want people to thrive

74. Are you ticklish?

Yes

75. Have you ever started a rumour?

Not that I’m aware of

76. Have you ever been in a position of authority?

I was on student council does thaf countt??? I got put in charge of prom 2 years in a row because the peoplw that were put in charge fucked up and dropped the ball.

77. Have you ever drank underage?

Currently am. Not the first time nor will it be the last.

78. Have you ever done drugs?

Yeah, yeah I have.

79. Who was your first real crush?

This kid in first grade who had moved here from Russia. We were sat next to each other because our names both started with Z. He was fucking rad. i helped him study for his citizenship test and taught me phrases in Russian.

80. How many piercings do you have?

seis. five in my ears and one in my nostril

81. Can you roll your R’s?

Yup yup yup. I speak Spanish so its kinda essential

82. How fast can you type?

Fast enough

83. How fast can you run?

I’m asthmatic and have bad feet/knees/hips/spine, ya know what my bones are fucked upp let’s justgo with that

84. What colour is your hair?

Dark brown, almost black.

85. What color is your eyes?

Brown

86. What are you allergic to?

Cats :( and pollen and shit like that

87. Do you keep a journal?

yeah imean i forget about it sometimes but its nice to vent or reminisce

88. What do your parents do?

They both work in the automotivw industry at separate companies on separate sides of the country

89. Do you like your age?

Nope. I’m at a weird transitional phase of being an adult but also still a kid but I don’t relate to most teenagers and I also can’t legally drink here in the states. Issa bummer ya know???.

90. What makes you angry?

We don’t have time for this and i ont have the mental capacity for iteither

91. Do you like your own name?

Fuck no. My name is Zoeie, acomplicated variant of Zoe. Its dumb and I misspell t a lot becauseI’m a whole dumbass and I remember in like fifth grade there was four other gorls wiyh the same name and we all spelled it differentlu (oooo I’m buzzed) Also, dann the man wagner’s dog is named Zoeie and I’m like coolcoolcooltighttighttight I have the same name as his dog thats fuckin siiiiick dude sarcassssssm it bums me out and i dunno why (I’d rather go by Zee or Z on here but if you want to call me Zoeie that’s fine, I’m ccool with it, I just think its dumb because of the spelling its actually not that bad of a name i’m just buzzed and salty)

92. Have you already thought of baby names, and if so what are they?

I don’t really wantt kids but if I were ever to have gremlins I’d say Stephanie Renee (Stephanie after Stevie Nicks and we’d use Stevie as her nickname; Renee is my mom’s middle name) for a hypothetical daughter and Harrison James (Harrison after the fucking superior Beatle; James after Jimmy Page and Jimi Hendrix. Basically just after guitar gods) for a hypothetical son. But I’m assuming there’d be another person involved in making that decision in that situation soooo

93. Do you want a boy a girl for a child?

I am but a wee child, I don;’t want chilren. Also why the fuck would I want something specific??? you get what you get and you don’t throw a fit. Love your children or some shit like that.

94. What are you strengths?

I can get up in the morning and I thinf that;s real swell of me

95. What are your weaknesses?

I’m a fucking perffectionist anand I get in myown head a lot

96. How did you get your name?

I was nameless for the first day of my life and this was the first name my parents agreed on. Its spelled real fuckin dumb though. And my middle name was my grandma’s middle name.

97. Were your ancestors royalty?

Naw but they were royal guards wayyy back in the Ming dynasty.

98. Do you have any scars?

am i tripppin large wit no luggage or did i answer this arleady???? the answer is yeah

99. Colour of your bedspread?

Navy

100. Colour of your room?

its cream we’re renting this place booooo

I don’t thinkk I’mma tag anyone because my braindoen’;t want to work ahora mismo and I can’t think of who to tag but I LOVE y’all even if idon;t talk to you I love you and appeciate you thank you if you read this :,)

#drunk zee #tag game #learn a something about me #whendid i become a fuckin lightweight?]#it was that four motnhs of sobriety i tell ya

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fatherofdeku · 4 years

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I got to have lunch with her again today! She introduced me to carne asada fries 😍 AND I met both of her bosses and one of her coworkers. This is an apology post because those guys are giving her so much shit as I write this.

#Lovely Libra

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hoodharlow · 3 years

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Como Antes

AN: So I'm gonna include this in the El Novio Quarantine Edition masterpost, so y'all don't confused with original El Cumpleañero on the actual El Novio masterpost. Also to shout out to @findingliam-o and her y/n-esque dreams that brought this baby back to existence.

Requested: by steph i guess lol, ilysm bby

Warnings: smut, brief angst and mentions of shitty boyfriend that gave out baby Claudia shit for not being a virgin

Word Count: 3.6k words

Claudia’s finger followed the words on the computer screen as she wrote down the quote she was going to use for her paper. She hated reading off PDFs because it made her eyes tired. She liked having physical copies of her assigned readings because she paid more attention to what was being said and she could write in the margins little annotations. The book she needed was at Calum’s house and there was no way in hell she was going to go back to his place after what Ashton said.

Calum had called and texted her nonstop, but she ignored him. She was just embarrassed that she acted like a coward. She should have stood her ground and told Ashton he was wrong about her. But she didn’t.

Even Michael and Sierra called her to check in on her after hearing through Luke that something happened between her and Ashton. Claudia ignored her too and the past week she acted like they didn’t exist. She just wanted the ground to swallow her whole and make Calum forget about her existence.

Frustrated with the reading she got up from her desk chair and went to the kitchen to get a snack. She grabbed a juice box and reheated some noodles she ordered the other day.

The house was surprisingly quiet. Her housemates went out to some frat party Ale's brother was throwing. They invited Claudia, but she wasn't in the mood to go. After getting home from Calum's, she cried at how stupid Ashton made her feel. They comforted her, reminding her that Calum knew her and that Ashton is a jerk that doesn’t know her.

She dumped her noodles on a plate and soaked the pan. She took her plate and went back to her room. Claudia knew she wasn't going to get her work done that night, so she pulled up Netflix. She stumbled on a show about three women robbing a grocery store because one of them had a daughter with a bad kidney and another was about to lose her house because her husband was a cheating piece of shit. While the other is just a mess working a minimum wage job.

Claudia was deep in IMDB trying to figure out where she saw the mistress, when she heard the doorbell. She paused the show and made her way to the front door. She peeked through the window sills and saw Ariel red hair.

Ashton.

She rolled her eyes and went to open the door.

"What do you want?" She deadpanned when she opened the door. She reached for a blanket and stepped outside.

"Hello to you too." Ashton sassed.

"What do you want?" Claudia repeated.

"I came to apologize. Calum hasn't talked to me in days and— why are you rolling your eyes?"

"Because you're full of shit. You're only here so you can go back to Cal and tell him you apologized so he can talk to you again. You only care about making yourself feel good after you stuck your nose where it's not supposed to be."

"Claudia,"

"Oh now it's Claudia. I was really starting to think my name was radio girl."

"You're really making it hard to apologize."

"I'm not. I'm just saying that just how you didn't give a fuck about my feelings when you told Cal that I'm only with him to catch some dick, I don't care about yours. If you came to apologize then do it."

Ashton was quiet. Claudia scoffed and turned back to go inside.

"Claudia, I'm sorry," He began. She turned back and leaned against the door frame. "It was shitty of me to say that about you. You're right, it wasn't my place to tell Cal that. In addition I shouldn't assume your sexual history."

"More like a lack of sexual history." Claudia mumbled out loud. Her eyes widened upon realizing she said that out loud.

"Oh you're a…"

"Yeah."

"Well, now I feel like an even bigger asshole." Ashton said. He scratched the back of his neck.

They both stood quietly, looking down at the ground.

"Um Cal didn't want a party for his birthday this year. Apparently, he has plans in the evening. So Sierra and I reserved a room at this restaurant for brunch. It's just gonna be the guys and Sierra. KayKay is still out of town and Crystal is working an event or something. I'm sure Cal would be happy to see you."

"I'll think about it."

***

Calum pulled out his keys from the ignition, yawning. Only Ashton and Sierra would plan to do something in the morning. Granted it was almost eleven, but with the lack of sleep Calum was going through, it was too early for him. Not to mention he didn't want to go. He was still pissed at Ashton for making things awkward with Claudia. Sierra reassured him that that was resolved and that he should go.

He grabbed his leather jacket and stepped out of the car. He shoved his hands in his pockets, surprised at how cold it was even with the bright sun out. When he walked in the place, he heard Ashton's hearty laugh followed by Luke and Michael's giggles, letting him know he went to the right place. He followed the hostess to a room in the back.

"About time you showed up." Sierra said, making Claudia look up from her phone.

She softly smiled at him. Michael pulled Calum into a hug, bringing him back to reality. Luke and Sierra hugged him as well and wished him a happy birthday.

Ashton got up and pulled him away from the table. He ran his hand through his red hair and cleared his throat.

"Claudia and I had a talk a few days ago." Ashton said.

"So I heard." Calum nodded.

"I apologized to her and we're good. But I want to apologize to you too." Ashton looked behind Calum's shoulder watching Claudia pose with Sierra as Luke took pictures of them. "I'm sorry for not trusting your judgment. You were right. Claudia's a good person with even greater intentions."

"Well, I wasn't expecting that." Calum awkwardly chuckled. "Uh, apology accepted I guess."

"One question though."

"What's up?"

"Why haven't you asked her out? It's fucking obvious to the world and their dog that both of you have feelings for each other."

"She broke up with her boyfriend a few months ago. I don't wanna ask her out and potentially fuck up a good friendship."

Ashton thought back to what Claudia accidentally told him so he just nodded and said. "You'll know when the right time is."

They went back to the table. Calum pulled Claudia to a hug when he sat next to her.

"Wasn't expecting to see you here." He said, placing his arm on the back of her chair.

"Ashton convinced men with free food."

"I did what?" Ashton asked, confused.

"Yeah, you offered to pay for my food too." Michael called out while sipping his mimosa.

The brunch went by smoothly. By the end their server came by with a red velvet cake Claudia made. She showed up early and asked the manager if they could hold the cake while they ate.

Calum offered to walk Claudia back to her car since she parked the furthest. She held onto his arm cold from the breeze that blew. She knew she should have worn a jacket over her turtleneck.

"What are you doing later?" Calum asked her.

"Nothing, probably watch some tv." She said, rummaging through her bag for her keys.

"Wanna go to a concert? Management managed to get me some tickets to see Bad Bunny and since you got me into him I want to take you."

"You got tickets? I've been trying to get some for weeks."

"So that's a yes?"

"Oh my god yes!" She wrapped her arms around him. "Thank you!"

They talked a bit, mostly planning out the night. Calum was picking her up a bit early so they could eat something beforehand because concessions are always a mess. As they discussed what they wanted to eat, a black Mercedes parked in front of Claudia's car, leaving her no room to get out.

"No mames," she cursed as the driver of the Benz walked past them. She smiled sweetly at Calum. "Can you pull out?"

"Pull out?" He blinked, confused.

"Like can you get my car out of the parking spot." she explained. "It's too snug for me."

"How did you even get your licence?" He asked her while taking her keys.

"I wore some shorts and a halter top." She gestured over her outfit. "You think a turtleneck and some jeans would have done the job?"

Calum shamelessly scanned her up and down, keeping his eyes on her ass for an extra second. He looked over to her and smiled. "It does the job for me."

***

"Here," Calum said, handing Claudia a flannel he had in his car. "I have a hoodie if you want."

"I'll take the flannel. You don't wear hoodies to a Bad Bunny concert." She said. She let one of the sleeves fall off her shoulder. "Also you're not getting this back. This is now my flannel."

"Oi! That's my favorite flannel."

"That's too bad." Claudia smiled as she fluffed her hair and tugged down her dress. She noticed Calum checking her out as she fixed her outfit on the car door's reflection.

"Ready?" He asked her. She nodded her response.

The arena parking lot was surprisingly packed despite the doors opening in two more hours. Calum and Claudia walked hand in hand, not wanting to get separated from each other. They went over to the line at the taco truck.

Claudia stood in front of him while they waited. He wrapped his arms around her and rested his chin on top of her head. She relaxed a bit. She wasn't used to all the touching, but she didn't mind it. Calum made her feel safe and comfortable. He didn't do anything that made her feel like he wanted more from her.

It was finally their turn to order. Calum ordered a loaded quesadilla and beer. Before Claudia even processed he was ordering her five tacos de carne asada with the toppings on the side and agua de horchata. He paid the cashier and tugged her towards a free table.

"How did you know my order?" Claudia asked, reaching for his beer and taking a sip.

"We've hung out enough times for me to remember." He shrugged. He took back his beer and drank some. "There weren't carne asada fries on the menu, and you usually order tacos when they're not listed. Plus you've said that carne asada tacos are your safest bet at a taco truck."

"Oh." Claudia quietly said, playing with the wrapper of her straw.

She felt her cheeks warm up. Someone remembering the little things about her always got to her. It made her feel seen. Especially if that someone is Calum. He's an international rockstar that knows hundreds of people and he managed to remember her taco order.

The server came by their table and dropped off their basket of food. They pointed at the salsa station that had seven different types of salsas, limes, radishes, and pickled jalapeños with carrots. Claudia got up to get salsa while Calum stayed behind with their food. He watched her look disinterested at whatever the guy that was hogging the station was telling her.

"Hey, love," Calum called out to Claudia. He held up her phone in the air. "Your mum's calling."

She walked over to him and pretended to answer the phone. "Thank you,'' she whispered.

"What salsas do you want?" he asked.

"There's a creamy green one and the one that looks like regular salsa verde." she said, nodding along to her fake phone call.

Calum squeezed her hand and went to the salsa station. The guy that was trying to talk to Claudia was already talking to another girl.

"Excuse me." he said, wedging himself between them to get to the salsas.

He returned to his table. Claudia was on her phone, frowning.

"What's wrong?" He asked, handing her the salsas.

"Danny's here and he didn't even tell me he was coming up."

"Here as in LA or…"

"He's literally here eating Korean tacos on the other side." She sighed. She bit into her taco and chewed. Covering her mouth, she said. "It's fine though. No one is fucking this night up."

***

The concert went by quickly. They ran into some of Calum's fans and he took some pictures with them. He traded the group their tickets for the box tickets management got him. They wanted to enjoy the actual concert and not get distracted with all the other activities that were the private room.

"I had fun tonight, thank you for inviting me." Claudia told Calum when they got in his car.

"There's no one I would have rather spent the night with." He said shyly.

They both let out nervous giggles. Claudia smiled softly at him and took in his scent. It is a bright and woody cologne mixed with beer someone accidentally spilled on him. It was a comforting scent, as if she was at home. She looked up at Calum, and he glanced down to her lips.

He met her eyes and pushed back some of her curls before cupping her face with one hand. He leaned and pulled her for a quick kiss. As he pulled away, Claudia pulled him back and deepened the kiss.

Without breaking their kiss, she climbed to his lap and cupped his face. Her dress rode up to her waist. Claudia sighed into Calum's lips, feeling his hands slide up her thighs to her ass. She moaned out loudly as he squeezed her ass.

She pulled away and kissed down his neck, nipping and sucking. One of her hands wandered down to his belt. In one swift moment she unbuckled his belt and undid the buttons. Before she went further, Calum's hand pushed hers away.

"As much as I want to, I don't want our first time in my car." He groaned.

But Claudia only heard 'first time.'

"Did Ashton say something?" She asked him. The last thing she wanted was for him to find out that she was a virgin through his best friend.

"What does Ash have to do with this?"

"Nothing, I'm just confused why we stopped."

"Trust me I didn't want to. But I don't want a quickie in my car to be your first impression of me."

"Oh," she said, relieved.

"Yeah…"

"Good thing you live twenty minutes away. Maybe you can impress me there." She whispered, kissing his jaw.

"Wait seriously? You want to go back to my place?"

"Yeah." She sat back in her seat and pulled down her dress. Quickly noticing that they'll be stuck in the parking lot for a while, she turned back to him. "Maybe I can impress you with my mouth while we wait to leave?"

"You mean like a—"

"A blowjob? Yes."

“I’m not one to turn down a blowie.”

***

Calum had Claudia pressed against the door. Their tongues battled to see who got the upper hand. He grabbed the back of her thighs and effortlessly picked her up. He carefully carried her up to his bedroom. There once again he backed her up against the door

She pulled away and slipped off her flannel. Claudia helped him unbutton his shirt and helped him out of the ever present black tank top he wore under it. She slid her hands over his chest and up to his face. She couldn’t believe he was in front of her.

More kisses led them to the bed. The last few layers of clothes shed as they got reacquainted with their bodies.

“Can I have a taste?” Calum whispered in her ear. Claudia looked up at him with an unreadable expression. “I don’t have to, of course. Whatever we do is up to you. If you just want to make out then we’ll just make out. But if you want to have sex, fine by me. I want you to know that you’re not obligated to do anything. We can stop and just act like—”

“Go for it.” she said, stopping him from rambling.

“Wait, seriously?” His face lit up.

“Yes.” she softly giggled.

Claudia wrapped her arms around him as she deepened the kiss. She let out a soft whine when Calum pulled away. She watched him kiss her body as he made his way down.

He looked up at her when he reached her dripping core. “Ready?” he asked.

“Yeah…”

Calum placed her legs over his shoulders and gently kissed thighs purposely ignoring where she wanted him the most.

His fingers grazed her entrance, coating them with her arousal. He licked his fingers and continued to tease her. He smirked as her breathing quickened, and her soft pleas filled the room. He finally laid on his stomach and began to kiss the inside of her thighs before placing them over

his shoulders.

"Fuck." He moaned once he tasted her.

His tongue worked its wonders on Claudia. She never felt so desired. She was on edge minutes later. One of her hands

wrapped around his fresh blonde curls while the other tugged one of her breasts.

"Cal, please,” she begged.

“Gonna you use my fingers now okay?” he said.

“Just be gentle.” She said, stopping him from rambling.

“Of course.”

He kissed her thigh reassuringly. He made a show, licking his middle and ring fingers and making Claudia needy for him. Calum slid his fingers in her. He looked up and saw Claudia’s face contorted in pain.

“Did I hurt you?”

“No… a little, but it’s okay. You’re good, honest.” Claudia sait putting his mind at ease.

Calum nodded and buried his face between her thighs. He slipped his fingers inside of her once more. She squirmed at how he was thrusting his fingers in her. Then he added his thumb and slowly rubbed her clit, bringing her to her orgasm. He continued licking and thrusting his fingers into her as she came.

The tight grip on his hair loosened. Claudia sighed as Calum pulled his fingers out of her. He licked them clean and laid next to her. He turned to his side just as she did. He pushed back her curls and laid his hand on her cheek.

“I didn’t hurt you earlier, right?” He asked her softly.

“No, it kinda caught me off guard since no one’s ever done that. Overall A+.” she commented, earning a snort from him.

Calum gently pushed back and reclaimed her lips. They kissed for what seemed like forever. Not wanting her lips off away from him, he awkwardly reached over and patted around the nightstand, looking for the drawer. He pulled it out too hard and the drawer fell along with all of its content.

“Smooth.” Claudia teased.

“Shut up.” he bent down and opened the box of condoms, taking one out.

Claudia watched Calum slide the condom on himself before he got on top of her. He leaned down and captured her lips. They kissed for a while with some touches here and there.

“Calum, please do something.” Claudia whined. She reached for him and slowly pumped him.

“Eager are we, pretty girl.” He teased her. He lined himself up against her.

“Just want to get this over with.” she mumbled out loud. She cursed. “I didn’t mean like that…”

“Then how did you?”Calum got up and grabbed his boxers. “You just don’t tell someone you’re about to hook up with that you wanna get it over with, Claudia.”

“You do when it’s your first time.” She said quietly, wrapping Calum’s bed sheet around her.

Calum stood silent, processing what she said. His mind went over the little comments they said here and there throughout. Then it finally hit him.

“Claudia, are you a virgin?”

“Does it matter?”

“Yes it does. It makes a—”

“What, you don’t fuck virgins either?”

“What— Can we just talk about this?”

“What is there to talk about? You’re just like Paco; you want nothing to do with me because I’m a virgin.” Claudia met Calum’s eyes, hurt filled his soft brown eyes. She looked down, embarrassed at herself.

Calum is nothing like Paco.

“I’m sorry. It just all happened so quickly and I freaked out. You’re nothing like Paco, you actually like going down on me.” she added the last bit to lighten up the mood.

Calum sat next to her on the bed. He watched her pull the sheet tighter around her. She sniffled and wiped a few tears away from her cheek.

“Claudia, what really happened between you and your ex?” He asked her gently, not wanting her to feel obligated to share.

“Isn’t it obvious?” she laughed dryly. “He dumped my ass because I never put out.”

“He’s a selfish idiot.” Calum said. He pushed back some of her hair and kissed her forehead. “I’m sorry if I pressured you into something you aren’t ready for.”

“You didn’t do anything wrong. I’m sorry for not telling you that I was a virgin. I was scared that I was gonna push you away or that I’d make things awkward between us if you knew… wait I just did the latter.”

Calum snorted. He wrapped his arm around her shoulder and kissed her head once more. He scratched her scalp when she laid her head on his shoulder.

“Not to one up your awkwardness but Duke has been in the room the whole time.”

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